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Speaker 1: Hi Hello. If you can hear the sound of my voice,

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Speaker 1: you have clicked play on the only podcast called Stradio lab. Um.

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Speaker 1: This is a weird time, um, because we've decided to

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Speaker 1: record today and George, what day is today? An unprecedented

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Speaker 1: turn of events. We are recording on the fifteenth day

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Speaker 1: of the election on Thursday. What is it? It is Thursday,

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Speaker 1: November five at six o two pm. Um. You know, we,

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Speaker 1: like all of you, don't know the results current, but

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Speaker 1: you know when this comes out on next Tuesday, we

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Speaker 1: probably will. So everything we're about to say it doesn't

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Speaker 1: make any sense. It's it's completely irrelevant to your time.

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Speaker 1: I would say, no, this is a response to the

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Speaker 1: twenty four hour news cycle because everyone else they're always

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Speaker 1: giving you updates and it's live and you're getting notifications.

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Speaker 1: We say no. This is kind of the slow food

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Speaker 1: movement of podcasting, Like, yeah, we don't know who the

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Speaker 1: are taking Paris. We exist outside of time and in

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Speaker 1: all these news stations, it's it's it's buzz, it's it's hey,

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Speaker 1: it's pay attentions. Look over here. Hey hey, hey, update

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Speaker 1: update twenty four hours. No, once a week we talked

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Speaker 1: we talk from last week. And I think ever, and

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Speaker 1: they're like we got more votes. These are from a

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Speaker 1: It's not even done. Having a dinner. It's like having

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Speaker 1: it's not done. It's so stupid. No one wants it

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Speaker 1: this way. Just I wanted to be not a sign

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Speaker 1: also have been following it closely because it's just like,

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Speaker 1: sign of intelligence to to follow it closely. It's in

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Speaker 1: fact a sign of lack of intelligence. And imagine smart

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Speaker 1: going to read. Um uh, you know, why can't I

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Speaker 1: I have been reading The Human Staying by Philip Roth,

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Speaker 1: So then I'll be getting notifications that are like, look

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Speaker 1: It's a famine of beauty. It's a famine a beauty.

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Speaker 1: My eyes are um wait, but you mentioned Twitter, and

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Speaker 1: have to say, it'll be the dumbest fucking It'll be

421
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 1: like it'll be like someone who has literally shoot on

422
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: everything you've ever like, whose entire personality is being cynical

423
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: and negative. And then you'll find out they like skateboarding,

424
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: and not even skateboard moves, like just the skateboarding. I'll

425
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: be like, Oh, you like what you like lowboard? How

426
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: you run you round, goofy? What you've been working on you?

427
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: What's your grab like? Where your grab's looking like, what's happening?

428
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 1: What parts you go to? The I just like the concept, like,

429
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: oh you like you generally like skateboarding? Yeah, no, they've

430
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: only seen the Disney Channel movie brink and that was

431
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: in line. That was inline skating. Oh it was, it

432
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,719
Speaker 1: was inline skating. You're right, right, right, Eric, wasn't there

433
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 1: a skating Uhami he learned the snowboard because he was

434
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: a good surfer. It was brink with Eric von Detton.

435
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: There was not a skateboarding. Want the Disney change, Well,

436
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 1: thank you for calling me in about that. Well, I

437
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: don't want those people who like Brink online to attack

438
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: you because exactly powerful. Yeah, the Brink stands when you

439
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: the Brink stands. The Brink Army comes and they come

440
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: in droves and in line. Yeah, BTS Army found dead

441
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: because Brink Army killed them to Brink army. Alright, Sam,

442
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: Sometimes you guys invoke names. Do you understand how dark

443
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: magic works? Like don't? I don't know. We know if

444
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: you're part of the BTS army, we love you. We

445
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: love you, And I mean that ironically and completely earnest.

446
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 1: You know what. I like BTS so much. I'll even

447
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 1: stand holsy for BTS. Oh, you know, I've always liked Halsey.

448
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: She related to them, well, she they did. They did

449
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: a song together and then people kind of made fun

450
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: of her and then the army attacked the people that

451
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: will kind of makeing fun of her policy. Let me

452
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: tell you something, Halsey. Everyone is always so mean to her.

453
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: I feel like she has done nothing but put herself

454
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: out there. She dated g Easy, y'all. Yes, that's isn't

455
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: he now dating someone else? Yes? He is dating. He's

456
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: dating another famous woman. I don't know. I know his

457
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: name is Gerald, so yes, Gerald. Is he dating like

458
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: karadel Avin. No, she wouldn't. I don't think she would.

459
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: Her contract wasn't that she wouldn't go back for that.

460
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: But I know it's literally you know, I was actually close.

461
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: It's Ashley Benson, oh miss who broke up with Cardelvi

462
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: and I guess, for jesus, are you why would you who?

463
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: I guess. He's also dated Lana del Rey, whoa a

464
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: long long time ago. That's kind of fun, But it's

465
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: kind of fun, you know, you know what. I I

466
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: don't understand his appeal as a lover. Wait, hold on,

467
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look at photos because I all these people

468
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: look the same. He plays in the space that's somewhere

469
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: between rockabilly and like current rap star. Yeah, it's it's

470
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: almost like if you're gonna go with this person. Either

471
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: go in one direction and get yourself a Mark Ronson

472
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: direction and get yourself a machine gun Kelly. See, yes

473
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: he is what he is man a student because machine

474
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: gun Kelly is currently dating Megan Fox. Megan Fox and

475
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: I loved that. Yes, you guys, this is one. This

476
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: is a gossip podcast to ship We love Petty Um

477
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: one of my darkest hours, you know, in that like

478
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: you know when you're like just recently like out and

479
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: you're like confused about what kind of gay you're gonna be.

480
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: I when I was in that era, I read Perez

481
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: Hilton all the time. I do remember reading Perez Hilton.

482
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: Yeah right, And it was so like sometimes I'll see

483
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: a celebrity and I'll be like, wait, why do I

484
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: know a ton about that person? And I'm like, oh,

485
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: because of that two year period where I read a

486
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: lot of Perez Hilton. The thing about Perez Hilton and

487
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: this is gonna sound like it's just kind of like

488
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: something I made up. Black people now ever trusting him

489
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: because any celebrity, any person whose celebrity adjacent that always

490
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: makes fun of celebrities. They always use Oprah in a

491
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: way that's not like anti capitalists because they're still trying

492
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: to make money off of it. So like whenever Kathy

493
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: Griffin will make fun of Oprah. Whenever he would make

494
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: fun Oprah, every black person, even queer black people would

495
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: be like, Oh, I ain't with this, what's going on?

496
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: I like, people like, you know, one of my problematic faiths,

497
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: Joan Rivers, I think, had a strain of that. It's yeah,

498
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: and I I love Joan Rivers, but it is the

499
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: way to get their mammy jokes out. And they're like

500
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: black iconography, like figure jokes out and like how that

501
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: is she and like why she ain't why she's not

502
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: hood enough. It's like a weird obsession with the black

503
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: woman that gossip mag's have to because they're like, well

504
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: she's I mean, she's she's up, she's famous enough that

505
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: have to like take her down a peg. And I'm like, historically,

506
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: litle if people, you know, people also do that, I think,

507
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: I mean in a different way, but people also do that.

508
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: With Tyra Banks were very comfortable just being like Tyra, yeah,

509
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: she looks you know, like it's just like you have

510
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: to get to focus on the fact that she was

511
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: a torture chamber mistress for what we dubbed the reality

512
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: TV show. That's right, that's what you focus on. Tyra

513
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: would go to a mall collect a bunch of five

514
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: ten women, and then about three weeks in after kidnapping

515
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: them change their looks and she would say, what do

516
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: you want and then go, oh, if I had to

517
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: change anything, I probably like my hair could be like

518
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: a little shorter, and she'd be like hair, what, okay?

519
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: Take the bags off of their sucking heads? Yeah, American

520
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: was saw but shame. It's like that's where they're shaving

521
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: Natalie Portman's head. But then they also continue and put

522
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: like bright red eric sensions and then they go, wait

523
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: a second, Uh you see that que card from It's

524
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: like how many yards away? Yeah? Can you read that?

525
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: You can't? We're gonna make fun of you. Oh my god.

526
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: Whenever they would when the joke would be that they

527
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: couldn't read, it would make me so uncomfortable. What are

528
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: you doing? Back? The tire was like, I came up

529
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: in this industry full of bullies like Janice Dickinson and

530
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: Naomi Campbell, and I would never bully a dumb beach

531
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: like you know, the worst by bar was the black

532
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: face challenge. It was like someone a different race. You know.

533
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: The reason I can't make fun of a because next

534
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: time all enough is because if I go, I have

535
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: to go back and like wash the tastes because there

536
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: will be people that go but in her defense and

537
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't have to defend this reality to this. Okay,

538
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:15,479
Speaker 1: here's another gripe that I have that when people don't

539
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: understand that it's okay to look at the os and go, wow,

540
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 1: I was bucked up. You don't have to fight for him.

541
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: They made the money. It's fine. You could be like

542
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: that was someone today was like this episode of The Parkers,

543
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: they're dealing with a little bit of transphobia. I was like, yeah,

544
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: I believe it. It's tough to I mean, I really

545
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: do think so much of it was people did not

546
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 1: want to deal with the fact that we were waging

547
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 1: a war, and so all of the all of the

548
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: toxicity came out through literally America's Next time. Oh my god.

549
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: It was like is a direct like so, you mean

550
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: when you suppress something, when you suppress something, so then

551
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: it comes out and kind of like maybe unhealthy, uh class.

552
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: George posits his treatise is that uh post No. Eleven

553
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: nationalism and Americana, it culminated entire banks water boarding these

554
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: poor women. I mean, what was obey? That was reality

555
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: to you? I mean, listen, Jay, you brought this. What

556
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: what is America's next time model? Other than a stylized

557
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:42,919
Speaker 1: reenactment of all the atrocities we committed abroad? O, God,

558
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: my god, you know what I see that? I see

559
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: that and to piggyback and dovetail off of that. I

560
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 1: mean it's also like the esthetics of it just kind

561
00:35:55,719 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: of like what if Annie leave of it? Its was, um,

562
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: you know, a young gay guy, Like, like the photos

563
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: are so I was never good at figuring out who

564
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: was doing well right exactly? Well, they also chose photos

565
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: for It's like yeah, they literally for some of them

566
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: chose the good photos and for the other ones chose

567
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: the bad photos. It's like, this is your best shot,

568
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: and it's like her picking her nose. It's like, actually

569
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: that this is your best shot. Well, I mean the

570
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: lens cap is on, and a real model would have

571
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: told us that's true. She always found a way to

572
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 1: blame those girls. Should We were like almost forty minutes

573
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: in first segment. Let's let's get our first segment out

574
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: of the damn way and then we could dive into

575
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 1: our topic. Sam take it away. Okay, J this is

576
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: like me. That's called straight shooters, and we just asked

577
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: you a series of rapid fire questions basically this or this,

578
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,240
Speaker 1: and you just have to pick one of the things.

579
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: And it's to sort of gauge your familiarity with great culture.

580
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: And it also makes no sense to see what I'm wearing.

581
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 1: Is I really like that? But it's just like that's

582
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: like a boob window. Now, just to recap, I have

583
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: unbuttoned my pants and Jay has flashed his breasts. Well,

584
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: I have to pee really bad again. I know I

585
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: always chug water before these things and then you're insane,

586
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 1: but I can can all that this time. Okay, Okay, okay, okay.

587
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 1: Segment starts now. Okay, Jay, Walmart or Wall Street Walmart?

588
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 1: Fancy soaps or fancy candles, fancy soap um, saying drag

589
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: race is gay sports, or saying Halloween is gay Christmas.

590
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Halloween is gay Christmas. Having a dog

591
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: wedding or having a half birthday party for your daughter

592
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: Stella dog wedding because of the sound queue. Um, okay,

593
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: fishing for compliments or fishing for fish. I don't know.

594
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: You guys win for the listeners at home. J just

595
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 1: showed us his incredible pecks again cleavage, I would say, Um,

596
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: J Chino's corduroys, Khaki's joggers slacks or cargo pants joggers

597
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:35,959
Speaker 1: with Adida's ultra boost. Yes, okay, wow, we are wait.

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00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: I have one more boy pants J L G B

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00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:47,720
Speaker 1: T Q or normal normal okay, J the store Banana

600
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: Republic or a literal banana Republic. Oh my god, a

601
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 1: literal banana the store Banana Republic. Okay. How many electoral

602
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: votes did he get? I would say he won the

603
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 1: popular vote, but lots. Just like my idol Hilary Roden. Today,

604
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: all I've been doing is go eleven plus six eleven

605
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: plus six eleven eleven plus twenty. It is plus six eleven,

606
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: but just eleven. Yeah. It does make you think, like

607
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: adding his hard durer than you think. Like the amount

608
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: of times I had to like put it into the browser,

609
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: put like an addition into the browser rather than just

610
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: doing it in my head was slightly embarrassing. I mean,

611
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: maybe Carl Class is right that we do need more

612
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: STEM education. I mean, this is definitely shown. Voting has

613
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: shown that simple counting is one of the hardest things

614
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 1: that one can do, literally even before we do addition,

615
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: like just counting is up there with you. You can't

616
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: only make an advocates so big. That is so true.

617
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: How am I supposed to know how many people here

618
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: if I don't have representations as beans? How they have

619
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: like for election workers, they have like a training where

620
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:24,919
Speaker 1: they teach them how to count beans. I think there

621
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: is a day. I've heard people tell horror stories about

622
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: being a poll worker and thank you for working very

623
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: hard for us. But I've heard stories about like how

624
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: it's like a tutorial but like the worst, like because

625
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: it's that weird middle part of like government work, whereas

626
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: not it's not glamorous all yeah, it's dark. Every time

627
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: I have to renew my CPR certification, I like, I

628
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: know what they probably have to go through. That's a

629
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Speaker 1: day which's like, Okay, how many times have you performed

630
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: CPR in real life or on like those babies real life?

631
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: Oh I was because then on those babies like four times,

632
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: and the adults in real life never. And one time

633
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 1: my boyfriend at a dinner was choking and I didn't

634
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: do the himeling and then he just he just threw

635
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: it up. So how a romantic? Yeah, it was real,

636
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: that's really story. Yeah. I mean, he's gonna make the

637
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: night about him. So was this at a restaurant? This

638
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: was at a restaurant? Was that and he threw up

639
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: on the table? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys

640
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: are so good at being non codependent. You know, my boyfriend,

641
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: if I were choking, he'd probably get up trying to,

642
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: you know, smush it out of me because I'm so needy.

643
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: But but your boyfriends don't help. I got this. Yeah, yeah,

644
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: I literally turned into a dog parents. I was like,

645
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: is in there putting your fingers down his throat again?

646
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 1: Just let him help poop it out. I said, no, ma'am.

647
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: Today outside with my dog, I've said no, ma'am, absolutely not.

648
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: And one time on a on a poop walk, I

649
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: was like, oh, so you think I'm stupid. Today I

650
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: saw a woman walking her dog and the dog smelled

651
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 1: some like shoes on the street and she was like, ope,

652
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 1: I don't think you need new shoes. And I was like, oh,

653
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: my god, you need to chill out like that for you.

654
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: I wonder maybe it was a performance because she I

655
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: was at earshot, but it was crazy. I was, I mean,

656
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: the craziest performance I've witnessed recently. While walking my dog,

657
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: there was a couple in like a very very heated

658
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: argument and they like walked past us and it was

659
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 1: just like allowd old personal fight. And I was just like,

660
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: you ain't even gonna register that. I'm right here, like

661
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: y'all don't gotta yeah someone who How do you guys

662
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:16,399
Speaker 1: feel about fighting in in public? Well, in New York City,

663
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: you have to. I think I think public fights are

664
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: very straight. That's that's what. Oh that's a good point. Yes,

665
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: people like to fight in public. They don't. It's I mean,

666
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: street people like to live out loud in general, because

667
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: they p d a in public harder than any couple

668
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: on earth. You know what, You see a lot the

669
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:41,479
Speaker 1: hand not in the pocket, like down the pants. Oh yeah,

670
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm from Mississippi and used to see that, like like

671
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: down there. If your head is an insight, someone's crack.

672
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you do not love each other? What

673
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: are you doing? First of all, this and this is

674
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 1: pre March twenty So like you just once again, I

675
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: don't kink shame, but you just you just you got

676
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: to touch all this stuff. And yeah, there's a sense

677
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: that um I I do think because straight people did

678
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 1: not have to grow up with a concept of the closet,

679
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: the border between private and public is very confusing to them.

680
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: So you have to sometimes remind them like no, sweetie,

681
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: ye'd history like it's the TikTok's. When the woman's like,

682
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: this room is a mess, but I'm gonna clean it

683
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: up for my man, I'm like, yeah, you man, you

684
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: don't have to show us this. Yeah. Yeah, And that's

685
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: also I think what led to um things like open

686
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: concept kitchens and open offices. It's this, it's this confusion

687
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: straight people are like, why do you need boundaries? Everything's fine, right,

688
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: and it's like nothing has ever been fine. You need walls, Yes,

689
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: come partmentalize everything, and it's good to do that. We're

690
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: even doing it on the zoom, you see exactly. You

691
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: want us just bleeding into each other's zoom. You know.

692
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: I think this actually is a great segue to today's topic.

693
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: That's right, yes, now, forty seven minutes in this is

694
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: we haven't waited this long to start the topic in

695
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: a while. I love it. Yeah, Jay, you came in

696
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: guns literally a blazing um with an incredible topic idea.

697
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: Please tell the listeners what it is. It was. It

698
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: was hats, but specifically a cap, a cap. What you

699
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 1: are wearing, which I am wearing? I'm wearing a cap.

700
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: I think this forward to the side, even backwards, it's

701
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: pretty straight. It's straight. Do you think there's a kind

702
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: of hanky code when it comes to how straight men

703
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: wear their heads? Yes, yes, yes, yes, I get a

704
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: bit of a tutorial. Okay. Yes, And and remember Jay,

705
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: this is the listeners can't see you describe what I'm doing. Okay.

706
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:10,280
Speaker 1: So Jay is pushing the sides of the of the

707
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: cap towards the center in order to create Yes, it's

708
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: called okay, yeah, and starry English is my second language,

709
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: and so that is like he's playing with the foreskin

710
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 1: of the cap. Oh my god, is this? Georgia's like, sorry,

711
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: straight is a second language. I mean, I'm sorry. I

712
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: have to say. Brim is one of those words that

713
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: I couldn't have told you if you hadn't. So what

714
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: you're doing basically is taking the brim and making it

715
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: into kind of an upside down you shape very tight.

716
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: So okay, so now that everyone has that image in

717
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: their head, what is that signifying? This lets people know

718
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: a few things. Number one, this has is mine, my

719
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: hat on this mine. This is hat. Number two, this

720
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: hat is loved alright, you don't do this on a hat.

721
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: You feel so so about Number three, And this hat

722
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: is for protecting me from the sun. You have a

723
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: ring light here, it'll it'll function as a sun because

724
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 1: I gained nutrients from it. But I'm getting blocked. I'm

725
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 1: blocking the sunlight. You are blocking it, and you're blocking

726
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: it from various different angles. And no matter if the

727
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: sun is coming from your right or your left or

728
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: or the top, you know your head is fully submerged

729
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: in the shade. It's complete coverage. Yes, and okay, so

730
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: when you do that, it also let it's a signal

731
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: to other two stripe people. And sometimes and sometimes it

732
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: can start to play within like a space that's uh

733
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: cultural role and ethnic. For a long, long, long, long

734
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: long time, a brim, a brim that was bent was

735
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: it was kind of a work hat. If the brim

736
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: was flat was a bit showier. So then you would

737
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: have a lot of people in black and brown communities

738
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: have very flat bills, like a flat bill on a

739
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: snap back hat. That signified kind of what we could

740
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: guess what they might be listening to, what they might like.

741
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: But then around two thousand and I want to say

742
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: twelve or maybe thirteen, what happened is that Drake Aubrey

743
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: Graham Drake, he had a couple of lyrics where he

744
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: was like brim bent. He talked about like we're in

745
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: a dad cap. And so then they came back into

746
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: like black and brown communities as a way to take

747
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: back this thing that we had kind of categorized as white.

748
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 1: So now a good cap, a good cap can be

749
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: worn by people of all different backgrounds if you're straight.

750
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: But all because of Drake, all because of Drake, and

751
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: I think in the American Midwestern farmers, but mostly well,

752
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: definitely that motion that you were doing when you were

753
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: curving it, I like it. I felt like you were

754
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 1: like you could easily be leaning on your pickup truck,

755
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: like after a hard day's work. I was like, so

756
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: in in baseball, if you don't bend it, people will

757
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: like talk about you. Oh man, this is this gonna

758
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: sound this is how insidious racism is. At one point,

759
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 1: when like black guys weren't bending their brims a lot

760
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: white guys would be like, oh, you won't even brand,

761
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: you want even bend the brim, and that it's like

762
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 1: a dog whistle about like black culture. It was just

763
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: there's a lot Georgia's speechless. No, here's here's what I

764
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: Here's what I want to say. Because you talked about

765
00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: the you know, a bent brim going from white culture

766
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: to black culture. What I want to know is the

767
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: other side of things, because I feel like, are you

768
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: asking if white people have taken anything for Black culture? No? No, no,

769
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 1: specifically surely they have not. There is I would say

770
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: there was a time when white people started adopting the

771
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: flat brim. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, And I'm wondering

772
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: who the drake was for that, Oh for that for

773
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: the other side of things is what I'm asking. You

774
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: feel like it was like like sk skaters. Yeah yeah,

775
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: I could see that it was probably skaters because there

776
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 1: was some like crossover within like community groups. I think

777
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: that like anytime now you see a hat, because like

778
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: they people whould call them flat bills, Like anytime you

779
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: see like a flat bill. That's like a choice because

780
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: what is it you timeline wise when you see a

781
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: flat bill? I'm in the like I'm around two thousand

782
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: and eight. I want to say, yeah, yeah, yeah, we

783
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: don't did anything like a flat bill. I'm I feel

784
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: that if we're sticking on like baseball caps for for

785
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: the moment. Uh, just like how gay people wear them

786
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: in like to appear straight. Like, I feel like it's

787
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: a very it's such a porn thing to like like

788
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: cocky boys it like, I think because there is like

789
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: the specific porn imagery of somebody turning their hat backwards

790
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: to suck dick. That's I have seen this before. I

791
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: have seen that move. Is the hat turned around. That's

792
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: the girl ponytail, because girls will like do the pantomime

793
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: ponytail to like go down on people. Um, I agree

794
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: with that. I think it's also just like you're like, no,

795
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: I mean no, I'm listen, Sam. If you're telling me

796
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: you can't say a dick with the hat on, I'm

797
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: just gonna tell you I beg to differ. Well, you

798
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: you've never been to the beach. I don't hold on

799
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: having a hat on the you know, front facing. I

800
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: do think it would be difficult to suck a dick.

801
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: Well depends on how you know, like how deep you're

802
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 1: trying to take the dick. I guess I mean j

803
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: Jake kind of will just give a little kiss. It's

804
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: a diff right, and he's just barely grazing because he's

805
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: never done without a hat. I mean you you just

806
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 1: lifted up further. You know. It's actually we're the first

807
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 1: people telling j You know, you could take off your

808
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: hat when you're giving I don't want to be you

809
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: really get in there. You're just dealing with dicks that

810
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 1: are so large that, in fact, you have to hat

811
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: otherwise it might smack the back of your You need

812
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: some sort of stop gap. The hat. Actually it's a

813
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: safety device yet it's it's actually protection. You know how

814
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,319
Speaker 1: dogs have to wear cones, like for you when your

815
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 1: second day. Man, you're lucky, Oh boy, why I ought to.

816
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 1: I also think there's like a whimsy. You gotta be

817
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: able to pull off a hat too. That's like if

818
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: I turn this around, it's it's like got like a

819
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: leather strap, so like it's nicer than like some other hats.

820
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 1: But then I have like I have like a Lululemon hat.

821
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: Oh I have this. I have this Adida's hat. Everyone

822
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,919
Speaker 1: who loves me hates this fucking hat. It is it's

823
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: beat up, it is denom, it is it. Oh yeah,

824
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: I listen. I didn't know I was gonna be Deno

825
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: Medidas had does say to me j Lo Aarrow Jennifer Lopez.

826
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 1: Oh no, see, I got it, I want to say,

827
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: two years ago and this is I'm gonna get in trouble.

828
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: I got it at Urban, but but I know I'm

829
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: not cool. I am staying with me thirty two and

830
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: so I like got it, and they're like, do you

831
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: want these chunky people? So I was like no, lets

832
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 1: look like, let me get this hat. And they're like um,

833
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: because I have to say a good call on that one,

834
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 1: because those lasted for six months and all of those,

835
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 1: all of chunky, ugly sneakers. It's just I listen, I

836
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: get what some people were trying to do too, and

837
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: I actually thought they were cool. I was not like

838
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,399
Speaker 1: always against them, and I understand that it was like

839
00:54:56,480 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: all because of the whatever. I get it, but it

840
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 1: was one of those things that was so clear that

841
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: it was gonna last exactly six months. Oh yes, when

842
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 1: whenever people took off their chunky feelers, I feel like

843
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:19,439
Speaker 1: they were like, okay every time every time they would

844
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: wear them, they would the implication would be like, is

845
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: this still okay? And then when it wasn't, they would

846
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: they would be like, okay, so you're not playing any Charlie,

847
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: I'm taking these off. I'm taking them off. And um,

848
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: have you j always been able to wear a hat? Okay?

849
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 1: You know this podcast is known to cut to the

850
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 1: core of people. We've had multiple people cry, So don't

851
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 1: be ashamed, are okay? So I grew up with a

852
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 1: very large head. As you guys can see, I got

853
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: like a big old I got like a big skull,

854
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: like my wisdom teeth came in plenty of room. Uh

855
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: not yet, I have an extra one every like I

856
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 1: just got I had. I had a big head. Even

857
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: when I was a little kid, I looked like a

858
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 1: little lollipop. And so I've always had a big head.

859
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 1: I've been self conscious about it. That's also part of

860
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:19,280
Speaker 1: the reason why I worked out, is to like help

861
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: deal with like proportion issues that my body dysmorphia, and

862
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: so like wearing hats. I didn't know if I was

863
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: always gonna even get the chance to wear a hat,

864
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,800
Speaker 1: but then I realized my head is like a normal

865
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: sized adult head. It was just big for kids. So

866
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,959
Speaker 1: I started wearing hats. In the first hat, aver Ball

867
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 1: was white Sox hat. It was two toned Chicago white

868
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: Sox hat. I wore it with an oversized G Unit shirt, jeans, shorts,

869
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: and a pair of Air Force ones with a do

870
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: rag under of the flat bill. Had to a football

871
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 1: game and one of my friends, mom Larrose Hunter, Courtney

872
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 1: Hunter's mom, saw me and said, Jay, what you doing

873
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 1: dressed out here like a little gangster? And I was like,

874
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 1: miss Hunter, Uh, don't tell my mom because I definitely

875
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: changed into that on the way to the game. It

876
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: was like the reverse kind of high school uh girl

877
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,439
Speaker 1: trend where it's like I'm gonna change out. I'm gonna

878
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 1: change the shorter skirt when I get to school. When

879
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: I went to that football game, I was like, Man,

880
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm killing with this do rag um. It just looks

881
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: where to do rag out just looks like you were

882
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: still in the process of getting ready. I love I

883
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: love black people, and I love out so much, but

884
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: sometimes when we were do rat out, you have to

885
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: tell why people it's on purpose, because they'll be like,

886
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 1: oh you go, oh all right, I have a memory.

887
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 1: Well I do think it's one of those articles of

888
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: clothing that is about how it's about confidence. Oh, yes,

889
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: you know, it's the most confident you could be with

890
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 1: the do reg This is about hats. But hats and

891
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: dogs do go very well. Whenever I'm I'm maybe talking

892
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: to the wrong craw But when the cape is down,

893
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: when the cape is down to the dog and it's

894
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 1: like following through the wind, it's majesty. It's majesty. Yeah,

895
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: what if we both had really really strong opinions about dogs,

896
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 1: like you guys have a round. That's the first thing

897
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: I would say. This is no way of do rag.

898
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 1: But I do remember you have a headscar. No, no, no.

899
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: I wanted so badly to be able to pull off

900
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: do you remember, like in literally two thousand or two

901
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: thousand three, like bandana is worth something that people wore,

902
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 1: Like guess I wanted so badly to be able to

903
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 1: pull off like a white bandana which way which way?

904
00:58:56,280 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: Covering my entire head? That actually, no, no, that's wrong,

905
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: like maybe as a headband, like the way that like

906
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: SYC would wear them. I was gonna say, you why

907
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: why bandana covering everything? That's very Bashary Boys Millennium. That's

908
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 1: what I think the reference was. The reference was boy band,

909
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: I think it is. I think how we or a

910
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 1: j might be wearing one. Possibly Nick he was bandana queen. Wait, Sam,

911
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 1: you were going to say something, Oh, I was just

912
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 1: you know, I was gonna talk about like hats in general.

913
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 1: I feel like I didn't wear them until New York,

914
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 1: and I feel like it's because like I used to

915
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: be a real purist about like I don't wear like extras,

916
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm basics and like that's it. And then

917
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, like when you're walking around, you

918
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: want to be like like you can't be like in

919
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 1: a car anymore, so you want to put something onto

920
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 1: like be hidden a little bit. Oh, there is a

921
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 1: there is a beauty in at least like the projection

922
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: of fame. If you go hat this, glasses, wear fast

923
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 1: to the most glamorous thing you can be is a

924
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: celebrity at an airport. And to me, what you're describing says,

925
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 1: I'm a celebrity at the airport and I'm making my

926
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 1: way to the secret celebrity exit at L a X,

927
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: because you know there's a secret celebrity exit, but you're

928
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: on your way from the plane to that exit. So

929
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 1: it's like the two seconds you have and I'm you

930
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 1: know what, I won't say who told me this, but

931
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: someone I know who works in fashion recently told me

932
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: that they like will let's say you're working at like product,

933
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: you will plan a paparazzi encounter with the celebrity, like

934
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,439
Speaker 1: holding a product bag at the airport, and so that's

935
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: kind of like the two seconds when you are have

936
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 1: already planned this paparazzi interaction on your way to the

937
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 1: secret exit. I appreciate every part of that as a

938
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: person who is it famous, But I am the most

939
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: famous person from my high school class. So you're so lucky.

940
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 1: You are so lucky, Sam, I've got uh. I went

941
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: to high school with Jeremy O. Harris. Well, I'm a

942
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: mass you know, I really had in you were like

943
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 1: the only two days, right, Yeah, I mean it's not fun.

944
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:44,959
Speaker 1: It's not fun. I mean, damn, oh my god. My

945
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 1: boyfriend's one of his teachers was Lance Bass's mom. But

946
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: that's yeah, you know, there was a point when you know,

947
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: Jeremy and I we were neck and neck and it

948
01:01:56,800 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: really felt like okay, it's anyone's game, and and you know,

949
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 1: it turned and it's like, okay, I will never be

950
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: that I think you are. You won fair and square.

951
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: I could. I could see him being one of those

952
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 1: people that had like a giant growth spurt one summer

953
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,479
Speaker 1: and then came back and was like I'm tall now. Well,

954
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 1: I moved there at like in the middle of high school,

955
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: so I didn't grow. Okay, there's just some important and

956
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: important distinctions. I have to say. I'm always so like,

957
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 1: there are people I went to college with that are

958
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 1: so successful and incredibly wealthy at all this stuff. And

959
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: I always it would never cross my mind to send

960
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 1: something to the alumni magazine. But one time and I

961
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 1: never opened it. But one time I opened it because

962
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 1: I was because I I I saw to my mailbox

963
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 1: and I they were interviewing this guy who had started

964
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: a podcast with his mom about sex. And I was like, okay,

965
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: well I can do that, Like I get like that, well,

966
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 1: like I'm not I was competing with literally like I mean,

967
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: I went to college with like the founder of snapchat,

968
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 1: Like you know, I thought I was competing with like

969
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 1: these people, like yeah, I can start a podcast with

970
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: my mom, like if to be profiling the alumni magazine. Ok,

971
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: I went to two big old southern state schools for college.

972
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 1: They know when you have like talk two NFL prospects

973
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 1: and stuff. When when you have the blind side, Oh

974
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 1: miss cares a little. I went to all Miss and

975
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 1: then from grad school I went to Alabama. So yeah, well,

976
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 1: I mean I have to say, ole Miss. I literally

977
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 1: to me, it is the blind side. I don't know

978
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 1: anything about sports, so like for me, ol Miss, I

979
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 1: just imagined Cathy Bait's being like, oh miss, I want

980
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: to one thing, Jane, we are I'm conscious of time.

981
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: But because you mentioned the South, and because you mentioned

982
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: the rural, that's how we caps like, yeah, I want

983
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: you too sound off if you will. On cowboy hats,

984
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 1: cowboy hats, I think, okay, um, cowboy hats our statement pieces.

985
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 1: Cowboy hats certain places are what you wear when you

986
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 1: want to look nice. People don't get it. So that's

987
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: the thing that until later in life, like it is

988
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:28,919
Speaker 1: a dressy, I didn't understand this. I'm learning this right now.

989
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: Some if you see a cowboy hat, and a bolo

990
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 1: tie you might be at a wedding. Yes, people don't

991
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 1: know people don't know people. It's fancy on purpose. There

992
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: are and which is really funny because actual cowboys like

993
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:49,920
Speaker 1: ranch hands and like actual people that were cattle drivers.

994
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 1: There's a lot of black and brown people. When it

995
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 1: first started off, the first cowboys were black and brown.

996
01:04:54,880 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 1: H cowboy iconography throughout like time in America has shipped

997
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: it is. It's all very like John Wayne marbro Man

998
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 1: like white men and cowboy hats. But I think cowboy

999
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: hats are cool every now and then. If you wear

1000
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: a cowboy hat every day, uh, you take away its power,

1001
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: much like my tweets. So you you need to choose

1002
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 1: when you want to wear your cowboy hat. Do you

1003
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:32,680
Speaker 1: think Lady Gaga's Joanne era? You know your face? If

1004
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 1: you were a consultant, I had consultant, how what would

1005
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 1: you have told her? Um, A pink cowboy hat is

1006
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 1: playing with a few things if we look at it

1007
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 1: from a gender standpoint, we look at it from like

1008
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 1: something that's frilly and pink, but something that's kind of

1009
01:05:54,000 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 1: like masculine, also hard working, just from an image and point.

1010
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 1: She knows what she's doing. As far as like a

1011
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 1: silhouette and like very important piece, there's nothing drawing focus

1012
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 1: away from that hat in that particular on that particular cover.

1013
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 1: I don't it's it's a lot of it's a mix

1014
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 1: of a lot of stuff. As far as an ideas,

1015
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:32,680
Speaker 1: it's not yeah, I mean with it's I hate to

1016
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 1: be this person, but it's a hat on the hat.

1017
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:42,959
Speaker 1: It's hat on a hat on top of a hat

1018
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 1: that passed away, and we respect it. But also the

1019
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 1: restaurant is a hat. Like there's a lot of wow

1020
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 1: is in many ways, every decision Lady Ganga has ever

1021
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 1: made as a hat. It's it's just a matter of

1022
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:59,560
Speaker 1: how many hats on hats she currently has. I want

1023
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: to say that my introduction to Stephanie was uh was

1024
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 1: like like red one, like Goga like it was like

1025
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 1: I was a lot of people can't be like, oh

1026
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 1: I was there when the Big Bang happened, but I'm

1027
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:18,240
Speaker 1: like like that. We was partying too. It was college

1028
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 1: for me. We were drinking to this music. People don't

1029
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: get it, they go, but this helped me. No, no, no,

1030
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 1: this was just party music. Literally all of us. Kobia

1031
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: Donna's was on the song where the Keys, I lost

1032
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:40,560
Speaker 1: my phone? That's it. There was nothing deeper. It's literal,

1033
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 1: You're it's fully like where are my keys? So like

1034
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:49,040
Speaker 1: I've lost my phone? So I want to just let

1035
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:52,959
Speaker 1: everyone know whenevery like if I can be as Land,

1036
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 1: don't speak to me about the old magic, which I

1037
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 1: was there when it was created, Like it's yeah, you know,

1038
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:02,720
Speaker 1: I remember being in college and actually being able to

1039
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:05,480
Speaker 1: see into the future, and I just I could say

1040
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 1: to myself, can you believe I'm in college when these

1041
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 1: songs are coming out right now? I remember thinking that,

1042
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 1: do you think this is what people that are in

1043
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:21,080
Speaker 1: college now feel about? Like BTS featuring Halsey? Like, can

1044
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 1: you believe? In college? When BTS Featuring Halsey is out?

1045
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,680
Speaker 1: They feel that passionately about I guess they do. They

1046
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,040
Speaker 1: do much more so than we did about Gog Prolemo

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Speaker 1: rapping stuff like there it's it's whatever song is on

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Speaker 1: TikTok the most whenever you open it, like that's a

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Speaker 1: song that they like. Dreams. Um, you're gonna be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you mean the Cranberry I love the Cranberry Juice song.

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Speaker 1: That's the Cranberries, right, they say, zombie is like no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's a different thing. That's a different thing, Like oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: and yes, you're right. Well, I think we have I

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Speaker 1: think it's some of our final segment because I know

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Speaker 1: I don't really go, but I have to ask a question.

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Speaker 1: So do either of you to find cowboy hats sexy

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Speaker 1: or caps sexy? I think cowboy hats are extremely hot.

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Speaker 1: That is uh. You know, I can fetishize just about

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Speaker 1: anything these days, and some sort of like yeah, a

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Speaker 1: Western like being on the ranch, like sucking us a

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Speaker 1: ranch is truly sounds incredible, you know how they like

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Speaker 1: there's you know, like advertising copy for you know, like

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Speaker 1: a like a new product or something, and it's like

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01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:47,439
Speaker 1: just vibing on there. It's like you writing advertising copies

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01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 1: like you're on the ranch sucking dick. You feel complete, whole, free,

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Speaker 1: and everyone's like, Sam, this it's amazing. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the demographics, Sam, how did you know? How did you

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Speaker 1: know that's what we needed? We need to make this

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Speaker 1: sexier but also Republican. You said sucking dick on a

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Speaker 1: ranch number one. Republicans love ranch, they love ranches. That's true. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do think sucking dick on a ranch is the

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Speaker 1: most bipartisan image I can really conjure. I'm here to

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Speaker 1: bridge the gap. And when we talk about making the

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Speaker 1: country less red and blue and more purple, what I'm

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Speaker 1: imagine is everyone's second dick on a ranch, sucking dick,

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01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:44,680
Speaker 1: and that means everyone has land. And we read distribute

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Speaker 1: the right exactly it is. It is wealthree district. Second

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Speaker 1: dick on a ranch implies wealthree distribution, It implies a

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Speaker 1: and implies racial justice. It implies full on socialism, implies

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Speaker 1: the people not only expecting but validating sex work, validating

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Speaker 1: were king shaming, no kink shaming, not at all. Uh.

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm thinking, you know, the big social media

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01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 1: platforms are are what's the word deprivatized nationalized. Deprivatize those

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01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:26,839
Speaker 1: platforms and put your privates in the mouth everything everything

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Speaker 1: is collectively owned and operated. There are no more banks. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we get a U B I, but not in like

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Speaker 1: the libertarian way, in the in the like good way. Yes, yes, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think this is what Angle was trying to get across.

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01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,760
Speaker 1: When you get right back Mountain, people don't talk to people,

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01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,040
Speaker 1: don't talk about people, don't talk about that. The movie

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01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:51,240
Speaker 1: actually launched the Bernie campaign. Okay, wait, we have to

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Speaker 1: do our final second. What's up, listeners? I want to

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01:11:56,320 --> 01:12:00,400
Speaker 1: give a quick shout out to Rachel Maddow. Rachel, Babe,

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Speaker 1: you are a clown. I did not get over it.

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01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:09,920
Speaker 1: I hadn't. I hadn't seen this woman in years, and

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Speaker 1: I watched her on election night. Let me tell you something.

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01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,640
Speaker 1: The only thing she didn't do is get out of

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Speaker 1: her desk and start doing a hole down there is

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Speaker 1: This is a This is theatrics at its finest. This

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01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 1: is someone that has an five advanced degrees in theater

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01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 1: and and cut her teeth in the alternative cabaret scene.

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Speaker 1: This is someone who I mean, she puts every comedian

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01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:36,719
Speaker 1: we know to shame. She doesn't need to have something

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Speaker 1: to say. Nothing has made me more pessimistic about American

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01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:43,120
Speaker 1: culture than watching her speed and that is why this

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Speaker 1: week I want to give a shout out to my girl,

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Speaker 1: Rachel Maddow. Okay, that makes me think of I've got one.

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Speaker 1: What's up, listeners? Um, I just want to give a

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01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:56,759
Speaker 1: quick shout out to my girl, who I spent election

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Speaker 1: night with, Kristin Stewart. I been watching the Twilight films.

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01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 1: Instead of paying attention to the election, and they are

1112
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:08,839
Speaker 1: so awful. And I don't understand why Christin Stewart is famous.

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01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:12,879
Speaker 1: She is completely regular in my mind. There's nothing happening

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01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:17,720
Speaker 1: there and and even she like acting, it's just like

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01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:19,960
Speaker 1: it's one note and it's like what has she been in?

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01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,080
Speaker 1: That's like good? I'm sorry Christin Stewart, girl, you are

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01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 1: out there and you're living your best life. You did it,

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01:13:25,479 --> 01:13:28,320
Speaker 1: you got famous and and that's all we can hope.

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Speaker 1: Poor um and and sometimes you just gotta be a

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Speaker 1: plane girl? Am I being mean? Whoo u? Sam? Did

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Speaker 1: you not know that christ and Shore won of French

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Speaker 1: oscar for Clouds of Sills? Maria starting, Juliette Binoche, George,

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Speaker 1: if you come in here with this high brow intellectual stuff,

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Speaker 1: I can't host a podcast with you. Like French. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to give a quick shout out to the

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Speaker 1: movie Personal Shopper starting. Christin Stewart gives an extremely layered

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Speaker 1: performance in the film that takes place in France, and

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Speaker 1: that's not even the ones you want a French oscar for.

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Speaker 1: And so that's all I'll say about that. Okay, Wow,

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Speaker 1: Jay Europe, this I love the duality presented. So I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do okay, I'll do like this. What's up y'all?

1132
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:22,800
Speaker 1: J J. And I'm here to make a big old

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Speaker 1: shout out to two of my favorite girls, the front

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Speaker 1: desk workers at the New York Sports Club on Stree.

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Speaker 1: I went to this location. It is four flights up

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01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,360
Speaker 1: and you can only use the elevator, which definitely makes sense.

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01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 1: At the gym, I just want to say. One time

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Speaker 1: I saw a person come in and ask because they

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Speaker 1: canceled their membership, and the woman said, yeah, wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: And I love the fact that they always tell you

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01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:49,400
Speaker 1: the truth. They were on the phone call and one

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01:14:49,439 --> 01:14:51,679
Speaker 1: time in front of me, a lady said that don't

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01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:56,320
Speaker 1: got nothing to do with us over here, and it

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01:14:56,560 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, She's right, it's it's don't

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01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,880
Speaker 1: have nothing to do with this over here. They're always

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01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,799
Speaker 1: reminding people to wear their masks properly, and they always

1147
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:07,600
Speaker 1: make you take your temperature. One time I came in,

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01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:12,000
Speaker 1: my temperature was like nineties six point three and they're like, no,

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01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:14,360
Speaker 1: it's two lows because you just came from outside. Baby

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01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:16,920
Speaker 1: wanted to see warm up. And though I was like,

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01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 1: you're right, I was outside and it was cold. So

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01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:24,200
Speaker 1: shout out to the front desk workers, specifically the two

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Speaker 1: ladies I see every afternoon at the New York Courts

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Speaker 1: Club on one. You guys make my day. Front desk

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Speaker 1: workers everywhere. I mean, what specially now vibrant communities. I

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Speaker 1: want to know how they voted if we gave them

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01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:51,920
Speaker 1: time off. Yes, truth, it's true. Well okay really has

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01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,920
Speaker 1: been so bad, um, but this has been absolutely incredible.

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01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:59,320
Speaker 1: So much for doing it for fun. I will say

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Speaker 1: this as caveat. It's like the only way that people

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Speaker 1: know what kind of how you're talking about is if

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Speaker 1: you say a cap. This is specifically a cap on

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Speaker 1: the podcast description. Don't because people are gonna think, oh,

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01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:16,120
Speaker 1: fancy hats, all different types. And he's like, no, no,

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Speaker 1: not to want cats.