WEBVTT - Me and Yo Baby Getting Married

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>subject he stole my heart and a few other things. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>first if you're gonna steal now one thing right first

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<v Speaker 1>time you Tommy is here. You hear right there with

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<v Speaker 1>today's praying phone call? What you got for his nap?

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<v Speaker 1>Me and your baby getting married? Me and your baby

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<v Speaker 1>getting married. I called this man and told him that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm married his daughter. Me and your baby might be

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<v Speaker 1>a bit too much. It's getting married, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>cat do? Let's run that thing. Hello. Hello, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to read. I'm trying to read. Mr. Yes, Mr, how

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<v Speaker 1>you doing what I'm trying? Let me let me make

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<v Speaker 1>you in the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Okay, cool, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got the right pre Hey listen, Well, I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to do Mr Richards's called and introduce myself to you

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<v Speaker 1>and let you know who I was. My name is Jeff, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh you know, pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much like the last five or six months, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very very

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<v Speaker 1>interested in and and I know this is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>crazy for you to get a phone call for me.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm very interested in in Crystal right now, and

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to you know, I just wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>the man thing and just reach out to your man

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<v Speaker 1>and say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what what what my name is? Jeff, jeffl Okay, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff listen. I'm very close with my daughter, and my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter has never ever mentioned you. I talked to my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter every day. Wow, I don't know what's else about

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<v Speaker 1>what it's been like about five close to six months

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<v Speaker 1>that me and Cristal been you know, going out, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>up here at the school. But what I want to

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<v Speaker 1>do is tell you that I really really really like Crystal. Man. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really really interested in May and Crystal. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I want, I really do want Cristal to be my wife. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I again, I've never heard of you before, and my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating

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<v Speaker 1>anybody right now. My daughter isn't going school. I understand that,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, we you know, it's been you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been you know, a little back and forth or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, the main thing is me and Cristal really,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we really, we really do love each other. Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanna, but if you love my daughter, she would

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<v Speaker 1>have told me that she was in love with someone. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what you know. And maybe it's a situation

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<v Speaker 1>where christ is like a little maybe a little uneasy

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<v Speaker 1>about talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>You can talk to me about anything. We talk every day,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, You're like you, I talked to my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>every day, your daughter? And how old is your daughter?

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter of fifteen? Hold hold on a minute, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you say your daughter was fifteen? Right right? Right? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>How old are you? I'm far to six forty six,

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<v Speaker 1>forty six years old? You want to man? Five year

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<v Speaker 1>old daughter? He let me say this right here. Love

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<v Speaker 1>ain't got no limit, man, And I understand, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little shocked at first about the age

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<v Speaker 1>difference between us, but you get you know what, man, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain

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<v Speaker 1>to you, man, is that it comes a time man

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<v Speaker 1>when you just you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Love just love is love. Man, And you've been locked

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<v Speaker 1>up on parole at the University on work releasing that

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Cristal is just a beautiful person. Man. Hold on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you calling me at the Blue Daughters. Look, man, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>never work. I got a lot of work on my

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<v Speaker 1>damn death and you're calling me telling me, uh uh,

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<v Speaker 1>former gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five year old daughter, and you damn that fifty you

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<v Speaker 1>damn it in my age, you want to marry my daughter. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to talk to you. But what I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even do is I need to talk to Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>and get to the bottom of this. That's what the

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<v Speaker 1>hell I need to do. Hey, And I don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>that Mr. She was probably gonna I want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to and I ain't got no problem with it. What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to explain to you is that man, little

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<v Speaker 1>ain't got no limit. Man. It's just something that Holm.

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal love me, I love huh and and it is

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<v Speaker 1>what it is. I just wanted to try to get

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<v Speaker 1>your blessings on this. You can't get love still. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>he get gonna marry my daughter? No, my daughter that

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<v Speaker 1>the private school. I love, Damn life. I'm doing all

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<v Speaker 1>four years of college and he's going to glass and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna man, my daughter, you're working. I understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm what I'm trying to explain to you that

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, Man, sometimes love is right the second

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<v Speaker 1>time around. You understand what I'm saying. Hell, you mean

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<v Speaker 1>a second time? I got kids already. What I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to say is it didn't work out with me on

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<v Speaker 1>the first time. What I wanted to do, Man, it

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<v Speaker 1>just called you. It's solidified the culinary experience. They got

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. Dude, What the hell is't you talking about? Listen? Look, look, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal and I'm gonna find out what the hell is

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<v Speaker 1>going on, because look, man, I'm not even trying to

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<v Speaker 1>have this conversation with you, and I understand all that.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand what you're saying. What I want to say

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<v Speaker 1>to you is just right here. Crystal is twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>eat low and make sure that we can look a here.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't doing thing with my dog unless it's mine. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't doing I don't even know your jailbird. You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't doing. I'm gonna call my daughter final. You really

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<v Speaker 1>are lost your mind. You just think your old jail

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<v Speaker 1>bird's gonna be marry and my daughter. My daughter has

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<v Speaker 1>not a future. You ain't got the head is wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with Jill. He was rust. I'm not gonna sit there

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<v Speaker 1>and go back and forth, but you mr, me and

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal getting married that we'll not and under any circumstances,

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<v Speaker 1>not what you think. The circumstances are me and Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>getting married. That's it. Not to love Mann know what

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<v Speaker 1>wrong you think? You? As long as you how about

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<v Speaker 1>that one, that's gotta be. I got one more thing

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<v Speaker 1>I need to say, and then me and Crystal just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come over there and dry down there and tell

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<v Speaker 1>you exactly what's going on in our life right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to say to me, are you listening to me? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell you got to say to me? I

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<v Speaker 1>got to say this. This is nephew Tommy from this

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<v Speaker 1>Eve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal and her boyfriend. Outside of my job and looking

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<v Speaker 1>at me like I'm crazy. Your baby girl just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to put a smile on your face. Man, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>ask you what he is. What is the baddest and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the baddest radio show in the land, The

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, not having it that take a daddy through

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's little drill, right, he said, My fitting, you're you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know the second the second time around? You know

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<v Speaker 1>the second time around? What you talking about? Love is love? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You have daughters? Yes, Oh my god. That's how you

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna prank some great books. That's what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I do, crazy man, that's whoa Tommy? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next, it is Today's Strawberry Letter. Wait till

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<v Speaker 1>you guys hear this. When you thought yesterday's was crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>well this one is crazy too. The subject is he

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<v Speaker 1>stole my heart and a few other things. He stole

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<v Speaker 1>my heart and a few other things. We're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>into it, Steve and I you're gonna steal, though, Shirley.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're gonna steal, I mean still a lot. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you steal your heart? I mean, if you're going fevery,

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<v Speaker 1>going in fevery one more time you show in my

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<v Speaker 1>heart and a few other things. We'll get into the

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<v Speaker 1>Strawberry letter right after this. You're listening to the Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Show.