Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Uh
Speaker 1: subject he stole my heart and a few other things. Okay,
Speaker 1: first if you're gonna steal now one thing right first
Speaker 1: time you Tommy is here. You hear right there with
Speaker 1: today's praying phone call? What you got for his nap?
Speaker 1: Me and your baby getting married? Me and your baby
Speaker 1: getting married. I called this man and told him that
Speaker 1: I'm married his daughter. Me and your baby might be
Speaker 1: a bit too much. It's getting married, you know what
Speaker 1: cat do? Let's run that thing. Hello. Hello, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to read. I'm trying to read. Mr. Yes, Mr, how
Speaker 1: you doing what I'm trying? Let me let me make
Speaker 1: you in the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Okay, cool, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the right pre Hey listen, Well, I wanted
Speaker 1: to do Mr Richards's called and introduce myself to you
Speaker 1: and let you know who I was. My name is Jeff, Jeff,
Speaker 1: and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh you know, pretty
Speaker 1: much like the last five or six months, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very very
Speaker 1: interested in and and I know this is kind of
Speaker 1: crazy for you to get a phone call for me.
Speaker 1: But I'm very interested in in Crystal right now, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to you know, I just wanted to do
Speaker 1: the man thing and just reach out to your man
Speaker 1: and say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying
Speaker 1: your daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man,
Speaker 1: what what what my name is? Jeff, jeffl Okay, Jeff,
Speaker 1: Jeff listen. I'm very close with my daughter, and my
Speaker 1: daughter has never ever mentioned you. I talked to my
Speaker 1: daughter every day. Wow, I don't know what's else about
Speaker 1: what it's been like about five close to six months
Speaker 1: that me and Cristal been you know, going out, you know,
Speaker 1: up here at the school. But what I want to
Speaker 1: do is tell you that I really really really like Crystal. Man. Uh,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in May and Crystal. You know,
Speaker 1: I want, I really do want Cristal to be my wife. Well,
Speaker 1: I again, I've never heard of you before, and my
Speaker 1: daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating
Speaker 1: anybody right now. My daughter isn't going school. I understand that,
Speaker 1: and you know, we you know, it's been you know,
Speaker 1: we've been you know, a little back and forth or whatever,
Speaker 1: but you know, the main thing is me and Cristal really,
Speaker 1: you know, we really, we really do love each other. Mr.
Speaker 1: I wanna, but if you love my daughter, she would
Speaker 1: have told me that she was in love with someone. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what you know. And maybe it's a situation
Speaker 1: where christ is like a little maybe a little uneasy
Speaker 1: about talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You can talk to me about anything. We talk every day,
Speaker 1: right right, You're like you, I talked to my daughter
Speaker 1: every day, your daughter? And how old is your daughter?
Speaker 1: My daughter of fifteen? Hold hold on a minute, man,
Speaker 1: you say your daughter was fifteen? Right right? Right? Okay?
Speaker 1: How old are you? I'm far to six forty six,
Speaker 1: forty six years old? You want to man? Five year
Speaker 1: old daughter? He let me say this right here. Love
Speaker 1: ain't got no limit, man, And I understand, you know,
Speaker 1: I was a little shocked at first about the age
Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, man, Okay,
Speaker 1: and I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain
Speaker 1: to you, man, is that it comes a time man
Speaker 1: when you just you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man.
Speaker 1: Love just love is love. Man, And you've been locked
Speaker 1: up on parole at the University on work releasing that
Speaker 1: my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man,
Speaker 1: Cristal is just a beautiful person. Man. Hold on, man,
Speaker 1: you calling me at the Blue Daughters. Look, man, I'll
Speaker 1: never work. I got a lot of work on my
Speaker 1: damn death and you're calling me telling me, uh uh,
Speaker 1: former gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty
Speaker 1: five year old daughter, and you damn that fifty you
Speaker 1: damn it in my age, you want to marry my daughter. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to talk to you. But what I
Speaker 1: don't even do is I need to talk to Crystal
Speaker 1: and get to the bottom of this. That's what the
Speaker 1: hell I need to do. Hey, And I don't understand
Speaker 1: that Mr. She was probably gonna I want to talk
Speaker 1: to and I ain't got no problem with it. What
Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain to you is that man, little
Speaker 1: ain't got no limit. Man. It's just something that Holm.
Speaker 1: Crystal love me, I love huh and and it is
Speaker 1: what it is. I just wanted to try to get
Speaker 1: your blessings on this. You can't get love still. Man,
Speaker 1: he get gonna marry my daughter? No, my daughter that
Speaker 1: the private school. I love, Damn life. I'm doing all
Speaker 1: four years of college and he's going to glass and
Speaker 1: you're gonna man, my daughter, you're working. I understand that.
Speaker 1: What I'm what I'm trying to explain to you that
Speaker 1: you know what, Man, sometimes love is right the second
Speaker 1: time around. You understand what I'm saying. Hell, you mean
Speaker 1: a second time? I got kids already. What I'm trying
Speaker 1: to say is it didn't work out with me on
Speaker 1: the first time. What I wanted to do, Man, it
Speaker 1: just called you. It's solidified the culinary experience. They got
Speaker 1: to do it. Dude, What the hell is't you talking about? Listen? Look, look, look,
Speaker 1: I got to talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: Crystal and I'm gonna find out what the hell is
Speaker 1: going on, because look, man, I'm not even trying to
Speaker 1: have this conversation with you, and I understand all that.
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. What I want to say
Speaker 1: to you is just right here. Crystal is twenty five.
Speaker 1: Even if you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna
Speaker 1: eat low and make sure that we can look a here.
Speaker 1: You ain't doing thing with my dog unless it's mine. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you ain't doing I don't even know your jailbird. You
Speaker 1: ain't doing. I'm gonna call my daughter final. You really
Speaker 1: are lost your mind. You just think your old jail
Speaker 1: bird's gonna be marry and my daughter. My daughter has
Speaker 1: not a future. You ain't got the head is wrong
Speaker 1: with Jill. He was rust. I'm not gonna sit there
Speaker 1: and go back and forth, but you mr, me and
Speaker 1: Crystal getting married that we'll not and under any circumstances,
Speaker 1: not what you think. The circumstances are me and Crystal
Speaker 1: getting married. That's it. Not to love Mann know what
Speaker 1: wrong you think? You? As long as you how about
Speaker 1: that one, that's gotta be. I got one more thing
Speaker 1: I need to say, and then me and Crystal just
Speaker 1: gonna come over there and dry down there and tell
Speaker 1: you exactly what's going on in our life right now.
Speaker 1: You got to say to me, are you listening to me? Yes?
Speaker 1: What the hell you got to say to me? I
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Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is Today's Strawberry Letter. Wait till
Speaker 1: you guys hear this. When you thought yesterday's was crazy,
Speaker 1: well this one is crazy too. The subject is he
Speaker 1: stole my heart and a few other things. He stole
Speaker 1: my heart and a few other things. We're gonna get
Speaker 1: into it, Steve and I you're gonna steal, though, Shirley.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna steal, I mean still a lot. Don't
Speaker 1: you steal your heart? I mean, if you're going fevery,
Speaker 1: going in fevery one more time you show in my
Speaker 1: heart and a few other things. We'll get into the
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter right after this. You're listening to the Steve
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