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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Uh

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Speaker 1: subject he stole my heart and a few other things. Okay,

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Speaker 1: first if you're gonna steal now one thing right first

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Speaker 1: time you Tommy is here. You hear right there with

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Speaker 1: today's praying phone call? What you got for his nap?

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Speaker 1: Me and your baby getting married? Me and your baby

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Speaker 1: getting married. I called this man and told him that

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Speaker 1: I'm married his daughter. Me and your baby might be

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Speaker 1: a bit too much. It's getting married, you know what

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Speaker 1: cat do? Let's run that thing. Hello. Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to read. I'm trying to read. Mr. Yes, Mr, how

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Speaker 1: you doing what I'm trying? Let me let me make

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Speaker 1: you in the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Okay, cool, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got the right pre Hey listen, Well, I wanted

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Speaker 1: to do Mr Richards's called and introduce myself to you

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Speaker 1: and let you know who I was. My name is Jeff, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh you know, pretty

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Speaker 1: much like the last five or six months, and I

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Speaker 1: wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very very

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Speaker 1: interested in and and I know this is kind of

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Speaker 1: crazy for you to get a phone call for me.

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Speaker 1: But I'm very interested in in Crystal right now, and

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Speaker 1: I wanted to you know, I just wanted to do

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Speaker 1: the man thing and just reach out to your man

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Speaker 1: and say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying

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Speaker 1: your daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man,

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Speaker 1: what what what my name is? Jeff, jeffl Okay, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: Jeff listen. I'm very close with my daughter, and my

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Speaker 1: daughter has never ever mentioned you. I talked to my

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Speaker 1: daughter every day. Wow, I don't know what's else about

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Speaker 1: what it's been like about five close to six months

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Speaker 1: that me and Cristal been you know, going out, you know,

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Speaker 1: up here at the school. But what I want to

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Speaker 1: do is tell you that I really really really like Crystal. Man. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in May and Crystal. You know,

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Speaker 1: I want, I really do want Cristal to be my wife. Well,

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Speaker 1: I again, I've never heard of you before, and my

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Speaker 1: daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating

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Speaker 1: anybody right now. My daughter isn't going school. I understand that,

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Speaker 1: and you know, we you know, it's been you know,

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Speaker 1: we've been you know, a little back and forth or whatever,

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Speaker 1: but you know, the main thing is me and Cristal really,

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Speaker 1: you know, we really, we really do love each other. Mr.

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Speaker 1: I wanna, but if you love my daughter, she would

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Speaker 1: have told me that she was in love with someone. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what you know. And maybe it's a situation

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Speaker 1: where christ is like a little maybe a little uneasy

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Speaker 1: about talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You can talk to me about anything. We talk every day,

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Speaker 1: right right, You're like you, I talked to my daughter

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Speaker 1: every day, your daughter? And how old is your daughter?

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Speaker 1: My daughter of fifteen? Hold hold on a minute, man,

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Speaker 1: you say your daughter was fifteen? Right right? Right? Okay?

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Speaker 1: How old are you? I'm far to six forty six,

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Speaker 1: forty six years old? You want to man? Five year

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Speaker 1: old daughter? He let me say this right here. Love

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Speaker 1: ain't got no limit, man, And I understand, you know,

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Speaker 1: I was a little shocked at first about the age

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Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain

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Speaker 1: to you, man, is that it comes a time man

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Speaker 1: when you just you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man.

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Speaker 1: Love just love is love. Man, And you've been locked

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Speaker 1: up on parole at the University on work releasing that

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Speaker 1: my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man,

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Speaker 1: Cristal is just a beautiful person. Man. Hold on, man,

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Speaker 1: you calling me at the Blue Daughters. Look, man, I'll

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Speaker 1: never work. I got a lot of work on my

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Speaker 1: damn death and you're calling me telling me, uh uh,

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Speaker 1: former gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty

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Speaker 1: five year old daughter, and you damn that fifty you

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Speaker 1: damn it in my age, you want to marry my daughter. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to talk to you. But what I

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Speaker 1: don't even do is I need to talk to Crystal

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Speaker 1: and get to the bottom of this. That's what the

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Speaker 1: hell I need to do. Hey, And I don't understand

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Speaker 1: that Mr. She was probably gonna I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to and I ain't got no problem with it. What

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain to you is that man, little

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Speaker 1: ain't got no limit. Man. It's just something that Holm.

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Speaker 1: Crystal love me, I love huh and and it is

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Speaker 1: what it is. I just wanted to try to get

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Speaker 1: your blessings on this. You can't get love still. Man,

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Speaker 1: he get gonna marry my daughter? No, my daughter that

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Speaker 1: the private school. I love, Damn life. I'm doing all

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Speaker 1: four years of college and he's going to glass and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna man, my daughter, you're working. I understand that.

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Speaker 1: What I'm what I'm trying to explain to you that

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Speaker 1: you know what, Man, sometimes love is right the second

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Speaker 1: time around. You understand what I'm saying. Hell, you mean

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Speaker 1: a second time? I got kids already. What I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to say is it didn't work out with me on

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Speaker 1: the first time. What I wanted to do, Man, it

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Speaker 1: just called you. It's solidified the culinary experience. They got

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Speaker 1: to do it. Dude, What the hell is't you talking about? Listen? Look, look, look,

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Speaker 1: I got to talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: Crystal and I'm gonna find out what the hell is

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Speaker 1: going on, because look, man, I'm not even trying to

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Speaker 1: have this conversation with you, and I understand all that.

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Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. What I want to say

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Speaker 1: to you is just right here. Crystal is twenty five.

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Speaker 1: Even if you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: eat low and make sure that we can look a here.

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Speaker 1: You ain't doing thing with my dog unless it's mine. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: you ain't doing I don't even know your jailbird. You

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Speaker 1: ain't doing. I'm gonna call my daughter final. You really

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Speaker 1: are lost your mind. You just think your old jail

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Speaker 1: bird's gonna be marry and my daughter. My daughter has

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Speaker 1: not a future. You ain't got the head is wrong

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Speaker 1: with Jill. He was rust. I'm not gonna sit there

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Speaker 1: and go back and forth, but you mr, me and

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Speaker 1: Crystal getting married that we'll not and under any circumstances,

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Speaker 1: not what you think. The circumstances are me and Crystal

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Speaker 1: getting married. That's it. Not to love Mann know what

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Speaker 1: wrong you think? You? As long as you how about

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Speaker 1: that one, that's gotta be. I got one more thing

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Speaker 1: I need to say, and then me and Crystal just

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Speaker 1: gonna come over there and dry down there and tell

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Speaker 1: you exactly what's going on in our life right now.

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Speaker 1: You got to say to me, are you listening to me? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What the hell you got to say to me? I

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Speaker 1: got to say this. This is nephew Tommy from this

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Speaker 1: Eve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter,

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Speaker 1: Crystal and her boyfriend. Outside of my job and looking

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Speaker 1: at me like I'm crazy. Your baby girl just wanted

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Speaker 1: to put a smile on your face. Man, I gotta

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Speaker 1: ask you what he is. What is the baddest and

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Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, The

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Speaker 1: S Harvey Morning Show. That's how you do it, baby,

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Speaker 1: Oh man, not having it that take a daddy through

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Speaker 1: somebody's little drill, right, he said, My fitting, you're you know,

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Speaker 1: you know the second the second time around? You know

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Speaker 1: the second time around? What you talking about? Love is love? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You have daughters? Yes, Oh my god. That's how you

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Speaker 1: do it. Baby. Go to Thomas Miles dot com. Click

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Speaker 1: on the prank button. All right, leave me all your information.

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Speaker 1: I call you. We talked you. Let me know who

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Speaker 1: we're pranking. We work out our plan and that's how

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Speaker 1: we do it. Thomas Miles dot com. I promise you

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Speaker 1: we're gonna prank some great books. That's what I do.

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Speaker 1: That's what I do, crazy man, that's whoa Tommy? All right?

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is Today's Strawberry Letter. Wait till

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Speaker 1: you guys hear this. When you thought yesterday's was crazy,

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Speaker 1: well this one is crazy too. The subject is he

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Speaker 1: stole my heart and a few other things. He stole

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Speaker 1: my heart and a few other things. We're gonna get

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Speaker 1: into it, Steve and I you're gonna steal, though, Shirley.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna steal, I mean still a lot. Don't

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Speaker 1: you steal your heart? I mean, if you're going fevery,

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Speaker 1: going in fevery one more time you show in my

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Speaker 1: heart and a few other things. We'll get into the

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter right after this. You're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.