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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever sel.

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Speaker 2: We we we we we we we we. Welcome to

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Speaker 2: another episode of My Mama told.

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Speaker 3: Me, I like how you write it down the podcast? Well,

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Speaker 3: we dived deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy, and.

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Speaker 2: We worked to prove the conspiracies of you, the listeners.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, it's your turn you it's motherfuckers.

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Speaker 2: Yup and sidebar. He wanted us to think he fucked

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Speaker 2: a cop who pulled him over.

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Speaker 3: It yeah, that's the yes, she was. She had a

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Speaker 3: legitimate reason to pull over his car and.

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Speaker 2: He was driving drunk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was driving drunk and driving fast. It wasn't

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Speaker 3: it wasn't playing it cool. You know how sometimes you

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Speaker 3: drive drunk and you're like, I gotta be cool man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, he wasn't doing that. He was like he was

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Speaker 2: like Tommy and fucking belly. Yeah. Yeah. And she pulled

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Speaker 2: him on and she was like, wait, are you are

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Speaker 2: you hit rapper? Little Wayne?

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Speaker 3: Are you Bobby Valentino shooting passenger.

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Speaker 2: S This is gonna have to be a group thing,

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Speaker 2: you know what.

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Speaker 3: You know what, I can't decide both of you fellas

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Speaker 3: get in me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, on the side of the street anyway.

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Speaker 3: I'm like stink Kerman, I'm David Boy, and we we

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Speaker 3: are here to to unpack an email. An email that

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Speaker 3: was sent to us by one of our dear listeners,

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Speaker 3: a person by the name of Kim. Kim sent Thank you, Kim.

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Speaker 3: It means the world to us to hear from you,

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Speaker 3: and Kim said, hello Langston and David. First, let me

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Speaker 3: start the way. I like that, very professional.

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Speaker 2: Hello David. You don't have to go nuts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of you that have you. You

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Speaker 3: feel like you gotta rub our nose and some sort

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Speaker 3: of ship that we didn't make.

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Speaker 2: What bitch ass niggas one from the cogo.

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Speaker 3: It's all right man, Hey fuck faces, Yeah, got got

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Speaker 3: some bullshit for you if you want to slurp it

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Speaker 3: up off the ground.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you're hungry, little piggy. Were at work, y'all.

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Speaker 2: You need to know that we're at work.

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Speaker 3: Man, My boss is listening. First. Let me start by saying,

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Speaker 3: I love the podcast. I get excited when that little

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Speaker 3: notification pops up. You two are a great fit, like

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Speaker 3: a hand to a glove. Now onto the conspiracy. I

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Speaker 3: love this, Kim. It's it's polite. It's to the point

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Speaker 3: you're nailing it. When I when I was growing up,

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Speaker 3: Kim says, My mom and I would have great conversations.

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Speaker 3: My aunt, my great uncle, and my mom would get

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Speaker 3: into deep debates about life, the Bible, UFOs, et cetera.

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Speaker 3: My mama told me, if you were an old soul,

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Speaker 3: you had a birthmark like a stamp. This is how

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Speaker 3: you knew you had been here before. Hope you find

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Speaker 3: this interesting, maybe a mini we'll decide that, Kim, And

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Speaker 3: in fact, you're right. Thank you again. Keep up the

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Speaker 3: awesome work. Ps. Hey, David, I would love to bring

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Speaker 3: you a plate with foil on top. Not hitting on you.

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Speaker 3: Just love to cook. That is my profession.

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Speaker 2: That's what they all say, all right, Kim. No, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 3: You sound like a cop pulling over Lil Wayne.

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Speaker 2: You know what.

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Speaker 3: You think you're giving him a ticket.

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Speaker 2: You ain't giving a lucky Luckily for you, Bobby Valentino's

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Speaker 2: My opener has not done well since the os or Bob.

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Speaker 3: As soon as it stopped being cool to put that

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Speaker 3: wet all the time, Bobby, Yeah, Bobby was out the game.

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Speaker 2: Didn't he have like a famous family though? Wasn't he

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Speaker 2: like Bobby Valentino DeBarge or something like that? Was he

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Speaker 2: is he a DeBarge? I thought maybe not at DeBarge,

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Speaker 2: but I probably came from like a prolific, light skinned family.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I had no idea. That might be wrong, that

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Speaker 3: that Bobby Valentino is a is a fucking uh a

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Speaker 3: child of of what's that thing? Nepotism? His real name

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Speaker 3: is Bobby Wilson. Oh, no, Jackie Wilson's son.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, let's see.

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Speaker 3: If Bobby Valentino is descended from Jackie Wilson. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: No, it looks like his parents were. No, it looks

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Speaker 3: Now, you know who's related to somebody that that is

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Speaker 3: that makes jeremih got on.

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Speaker 2: That makes sense because that song starts out as a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a real uh real Kelly instinct for

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he wants to pour something on you. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what it is. He wants you.

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Speaker 3: He wants to pour it all over you. And if

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Speaker 3: with quite a bit for too long.

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Speaker 2: It's not always pleasure. Sometimes it hurts because it hurts.

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Speaker 3: Well to to to Kim's question, and we we've completely

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Speaker 3: ignored her question to talk about weird Nepo babies of

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Speaker 3: I guess does it have to be a stamp shape

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Speaker 2: Do you?

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Speaker 3: I I assume everyone has birthmarks. Is that a crazy assumption?

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Speaker 2: I don't know the rules. I have one, but mine's

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Speaker 2: like mind's like a full discoloration. Oh do you one?

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Speaker 3: I do on my my hip or like sort of

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Speaker 2: How pretty min It's like, you know, mind like one shorts.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Olivia says wild you got a big you got

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Speaker 3: Looked at it. Well, A birth marks are common, Olivia

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Speaker 3: I was told, and I don't know if you've heard this,

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Speaker 3: that all mixed kids have birth marks. That that I

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Speaker 3: don't I think they told you that. I don't think that.

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Speaker 3: That's yeah. I didn't like when they said it either.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't mean bragging.

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Speaker 2: That feels very eugenics.

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Speaker 3: It feels like you know, God's marking you for Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was like, you know, the side effect

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Speaker 2: of your parents abomination. That's where God tried to x

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Speaker 3: You know how your mommy and daddy committed the ultimates

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Speaker 3: in Well, their work doesn't go unnoticed.

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Speaker 2: We have proof.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're we're gonna make sure you live with that forever.

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Speaker 2: I mean that being said, I like this one. I'm

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Speaker 2: not against it. But do you feel like an old soul?

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Speaker 2: I think so. I I think if i'm you seem

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if I'm really reflecting on it, A lot of

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Speaker 3: if we were all treated with the same respect. But

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Speaker 2: That that trailed off. Okay, that got real personal. To

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Speaker 2: be completely candid, one time I ate a gang of mushrooms. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: myself in in the in the mirror, and I don't know,

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Speaker 2: how do you explain it? But I just got this

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Speaker 2: like what felt like, you know, the It felt like

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Speaker 2: my plight was that I'm very clever, but not ultimately

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Speaker 2: enough to keep yourself this going this long, but maybe

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Speaker 2: what you're seeking is like true wisdom. WHOA So you're

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Speaker 2: like Loki No, because Loki was like, nah, Loki was

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Speaker 2: like nefarious though, right, Like I don't need any harm

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Speaker 2: instead of bopping around, you just need to stand up

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Speaker 2: straight and like take it on head on. But that

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Speaker 3: Was that a revelation for the person you are now

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: It felt more like you was for who I am.

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Speaker 2: It felt like it was the lesson I'm supposed to

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Speaker 3: And maybe you can stop the chain of events.

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Speaker 2: That that right? Right? Because not even a sound, yeah,

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Speaker 2: pretty pivotal moment in my life. I mean, I'm still

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Speaker 3: Yeah, now you can you just being a likable person,

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Speaker 3: you can navigate the world with almost zero skills, That's.

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying. And then and then for me, sometimes

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's good. The mushrooms like made you call

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Speaker 3: a bunch of silly motherfuckers never will you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean, Like I mean, you gotta eat

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Speaker 2: a gang of them.

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Speaker 3: Imagine if you're just a silly motherfucker and you only

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Speaker 3: five when everybody's like.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna say, that's about when it runs out,

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Speaker 2: when it's like, okay, you were doing it some people's wedding,

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Speaker 2: but now you're back for their twentieth anniversary. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 2: still doing blowing the bathroom and they're like, maybe we

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Speaker 2: just don't need to have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're good many yeah, or like, oh, you're smoking

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Speaker 2: No, no no no, Like it's not funny that you're drunk. Now,

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Speaker 3: Fifteen years ago this was hilarious.

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Speaker 3: I do feel like an old soul. I do think

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Speaker 2: I think that's just like youth, literal youth, but that

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Speaker 3: Of some And I'll say that I feel I feel

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Speaker 3: Well, I think maybe, Kim, to answer your question, it

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Speaker 2: With old waves. Wait, does your wife have a birthmark?

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Speaker 2: Because you ever somebody like with a face like all

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Speaker 3: How long are you staying?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? You need to learn it. Man. You were come on, man,

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Speaker 2: you you fought with Genghis Karm No, man, it's you

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Speaker 3: I haven't seen Chris Cross Apple sauce my man. We

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think there there must be some

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, We're really all gonna be just fine. Boy.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to tell the people where they can

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Speaker 2: I keep forgetting my dates, but who got Jokes eighty seven?

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Speaker 2: They'll be on there pretty soon. I'm going around this summer.

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Speaker 3: I love that well.

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Speaker 2: As always.

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Speaker 3: You can follow me at Langston Kerman and I'll be

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Speaker 3: in Bloomington, Indiana next week the April twenty eighth and

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Speaker 3: me live. It's very different than than whatever this is

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Speaker 3: He said words that I don't recognize sometimes that's that's cool.

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Speaker 2: Is that what you say here?

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Speaker 3: Life is Yeah, i'd say that that everybody who leaves

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Speaker 2: That's pretty cool, all right. Mind is similar to this,

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Speaker 2: I'm just talking longer. It's like the same. Probably a

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Speaker 3: Just up top though, and as always, you can if

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Speaker 3: conspiracy theories, if you want to to explain why your

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Speaker 3: then please send that to my mama pot at gmail

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