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Speaker 1: Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for.

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: front door. We are super villains ready to overtake the world,

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for

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Speaker 1: the best readygo you've heard in a while. The Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: The world is finally getting back to normal. It's a

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Speaker 1: Jewels show. You guys remember the Yanni or Laurel thing

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Speaker 1: that happened. It proves that we have finally conquered everything

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Speaker 1: else that's out there right now, because we're back to

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Speaker 1: one of those arguments, and you, guys, tell what this

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Speaker 1: is saying. Is this saying this is a new thing

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Speaker 1: that's going around on TikTok? Is this saying Bart Simpson

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Speaker 1: bouncing rotating pirate ship? What this isn't my receipt? Lobsters

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Speaker 1: in motion? Or this isn't mercy? Those are so different.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Now see if you can tell what

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Speaker 1: this chance says? Okay, what do you think it says? Oh?

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Speaker 1: That is so funny, because I'm I can't. I can

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Speaker 1: never tell what people are chanting in the crowd everever.

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Speaker 1: I never know. I have no clue no idea. I

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Speaker 1: heard part Simpson, but that's because you said that. Otherwise,

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Speaker 1: that's so interesting. They're they're English, I can understand. I

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Speaker 1: was going to say English, I was gonna understand, don't say,

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Speaker 1: because I guarantee the English haven't understands it. I was like,

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Speaker 1: it's none of those. That's why I had a theory

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Speaker 1: that this was a trend only going on in America

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Speaker 1: because English people would be able to identify it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it one more one time for you, Alex, okay,

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Speaker 1: and then tell me what they're saying. Okay, okay. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't even sound like they're speaking English, is it? Uh?

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Speaker 1: This isn't mercy baptism, piracy, lactates in a pharmacy. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think for you. I'll play it for you here.

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Speaker 1: Who you aready? All right? Is there? What is there?

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Speaker 1: None of the above? Why I could go through the

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Speaker 1: whole list again, Evan said that it wasn't none of those. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I just want to see what you're okay.

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Speaker 1: I might just want to see which one you're hearing. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: is it I'm chasing Martian lactates in pharmacy or this

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Speaker 1: isn't my receipt. Okay, okay, okay, my receipt. You say,

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Speaker 1: this isn't my receipt, This isn't my receipt. That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm going Okay. I think part of the reason you're

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Speaker 1: struggling is because those are football thugs. Is in England.

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Speaker 1: What are they saying? You do you know? They say, Well,

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Speaker 1: to me, it sounds like they're saying that is embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Don't sound embarrassing. Here, listen one more time. Now that

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Speaker 1: you know that's what it says, you'll hear it right away.

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Speaker 1: Embarrassing even is our English to American ends later. That's

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Speaker 1: so funny. As soon as I heard it, I was like,

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Speaker 1: that's not any of the options. I would have never

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Speaker 1: called it. That's funny. That's funny. The first time I

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Speaker 1: then I noticed it after I was like, oh, this

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Speaker 1: is embarrassing. So that's what it says. So there's proof

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Speaker 1: of what's that. That's a game right there, because seriously,

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Speaker 1: you know on the TV when people chanced up in

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Speaker 1: in person, I don't know what they're saying ever a

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Speaker 1: whole life, even American accents my whole life. I can

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Speaker 1: what chance they're saying most of the time, because you'll

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Speaker 1: be at a game, right and people start channing across

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Speaker 1: something horribly offensive because you hear it all. You hear

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Speaker 1: they're just saying go team go right, yeah, like we

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Speaker 1: so I'm like, why do I never know? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I always know. Are you partially deaf? I'm not partially.

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Speaker 1: I can hear very well in both of my ears.

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Speaker 1: I can't understand the bolo look right embarrassing text in

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Speaker 1: is embarrassing or something else? And do you have trouble

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Speaker 1: In pharmacy lactates and pharmacy is what people heard? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: I remember you can follow the show on social media.

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Speaker 1: All you have to do is hit us up at

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show, each of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that Dreas, I'm at Evan on the radio,

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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame Mornings.

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Speaker 1: It's one. Hello. Hello, Yes, my name is Jeremy Dukins.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from I was looking to speak with Antonio. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: speaking good. I'm glad you called. I was looking forward

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Speaker 1: to picking on my laptop tomorrow. I do have an

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Speaker 1: update on your pooda. Okay, yeah, what's going on? Well, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: some other sitting device right now. Yeah, that pooda dead,

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Speaker 1: you said that my computer was dead or gone. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I said that pooda dead, that pooda gone. No, it

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Speaker 1: can't be. You told me that the problem is gonna

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Speaker 1: be regular to fix. What are you even saying right now?

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Speaker 1: You're just gonna call me and tell me my computer's gone. Well,

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying is we checked out your pooda looked

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Speaker 1: medium drives, and your pictures and your VIDs and all

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Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. And this pooda is beyond repair.

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Speaker 1: What are you even saying? I dropped it off to

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Speaker 1: you guys. You guys are the experts on what you're

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Speaker 1: going on with this computer or that computer. Let me

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Speaker 1: ask you a question. Did you back up that hard drive?

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Speaker 1: Viol No, no, no, no. I didn't back up what

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Speaker 1: was on that machine and I needed back right. And

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Speaker 1: when I say back up, I just mean like back

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Speaker 1: like a backupout your files, not back it up like

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Speaker 1: in the club. What the happened to the computer? And

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Speaker 1: who was just a small tweak? You said there was

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Speaker 1: no problem. I only saw running slow. Kind of tell

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Speaker 1: me what happened. We were working out, like I said,

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Speaker 1: We opened it up, checking everything out, all the different

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Speaker 1: do we would normally do going through it, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, this is just a mess in here. And

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Speaker 1: I realized your pooda was possessed. What you just said,

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Speaker 1: my computer was possessed, Yes it was. I was looking

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Speaker 1: at it with a couple of my coworkers here, Keith

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Speaker 1: and Donald. We were looking at Jipooda and I said, gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: this pooda possess. What do you mean possess? The devil

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Speaker 1: was inside you, Pooda. Listen, you idiot. I don't get

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Speaker 1: what's going on here? Or are you talking about a

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Speaker 1: different kind of virus? Are you talking about some sort

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Speaker 1: of hacker group? Tell me exactly what? Well, what do

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Speaker 1: you see it? Talking about the dark Lord himself? You

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Speaker 1: saw the dark Lord just inside of my lap talk, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did so. I attempted to have a little bit

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Speaker 1: of an exorcism of your motherboard, and that's when that

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Speaker 1: pooda died. That Pooda's gone. Now, sorry about that? Well,

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Speaker 1: why do you keep using all these really spiritual terms

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Speaker 1: to describe what you're saying? Like exercise? Are you mean

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Speaker 1: that you like wipe with something? Did you wipe all

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Speaker 1: the files off my computer? I attempted to do an

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Speaker 1: exorcism on it, ended up stomping it into the ground.

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Speaker 1: I destroyed your computer. I'm so sorry about that. That

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Speaker 1: pooda did that. Poodagne, though, I'm so sorry you did

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Speaker 1: not step all over my computer first, I did not

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Speaker 1: step on it at first. I pought some holy water

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Speaker 1: I said, get out, get out. I exercised you out

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Speaker 1: And I laid my hands on it, and it was smoking,

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Speaker 1: demon out, but the poodha did gone, so sorry. Who

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Speaker 1: is in charge? Who is in charge? Well, I'll get

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Speaker 1: you right on over to them. I just had one

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Speaker 1: thought for you. Might have been those dirty videos and

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Speaker 1: the demon. I don't know about that, but that's it.

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Speaker 1: That's all I have to say about that. So I'll

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Speaker 1: just go ahead and transy on over. Stop it, stop you.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have any of that stuff on my computer.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you put onto it. But I

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Speaker 1: need to talk to your supervisor, all right. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: my supervisor is not here right now, so I'll just

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Speaker 1: tell it's a prank phone call, kind of pulling your

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Speaker 1: jails a little bit times the crank. You said, this

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Speaker 1: is a break. Yeah, this is actually Jewel from The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your

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Speaker 1: wife christ has set you up. Wait what Chris Christa,

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Speaker 1: Chris Christa, your wife Krista, yea, such a idiot, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe. Oh well, no you're not, sir, You're not idiot.

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Speaker 1: Just guy with deadpooda. That's all wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jewil phone pranks, we say mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand, it's time Four of the

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Speaker 1: Roses only on the Chewable Show. I think a lot

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Speaker 1: of cheaters are going to be shook in just a second.

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Speaker 1: Oh really Yeah, because Brianna is on the phone for

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Speaker 1: a War of the Roses to catch a cheater, and

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Speaker 1: she thinks that her boyfriend of two and a half

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Speaker 1: that there's a lot of people out there who have

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Speaker 1: And there's another album out there that still has all

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Speaker 1: I need to start deleting right now, Brianna. Before we

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Speaker 1: get into why you think your boyfriend's cheating on you,

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Speaker 1: first of all, tell us his name. What's his name? Hi? Yes,

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Speaker 1: his name is Jason. Jason, all right, And you think

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Speaker 1: that Jason might be seeing somebody else, why don't you

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Speaker 1: just tell us why? Um? So he was like, you

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Speaker 1: know when we got together, moving together for like two

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Speaker 1: really caring. He paid a lot of attention to me. Um.

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Speaker 1: And like, uh, recently, like maybe like two months ago.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's just things have been really different. Um.

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Speaker 1: We actually haven't been intimate for the past two months. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. And um, we're really passionate. Okay. So and

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Speaker 1: do you guys live together? Yes? Are you initiating it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And does he like accept does he like does he

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Speaker 1: want to? Yeah? You know he has. He's been like

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Speaker 1: it's weird. I've even tried to kind of be romantic

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Speaker 1: going the shower. It's just weird. He's just like really

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Speaker 1: just feel unwanted, you know, like I did something like

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Speaker 1: maybe you know, maybe he like he's not attracted to

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Speaker 1: come home and I'll just like make dinner, just trying

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Speaker 1: to make it a little bit more romantic. Well, have

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Speaker 1: you asked him about it because maybe his like downstairs

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Speaker 1: equipment isn't working at the moment. That's a big problem

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Speaker 1: I don't know what what I'm gonna do with some flowers,

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Speaker 1: But most importantly, your girl from Brianna is on the

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Speaker 1: And it sounds like you're seeing someone else named Elena.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait a minute, but what show? It don't matter

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Speaker 1: Like like I don't know who she is. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: I know Elena, like I've hung out with us. That's

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Speaker 1: I spent three years on your behind, your bumb ass,

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying with you you got the warm one. No,

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Speaker 1: Do you have anything to say? Bitch? Uh, He's he's gone.

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Speaker 1: He hung up. Yeah, I would hang up. He hung up. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Brianna, you need to go handle your business.

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Speaker 1: Don't kill anyone, please just hurt her. The Jewels shows

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Speaker 1: That's what I meant. Eating with mouthful. I don't even

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Speaker 1: one six one if you have a secret that you'd

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Speaker 1: We always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. Willy Wonka wan chocolates? Not

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Speaker 1: his name? Yeah, what's up, Willy Wonka? How are you, hey,

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Speaker 1: will he won't up? Well, I just did, okay, Oh

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Speaker 1: all right, you sound like you want to wrap. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should wrap with Evan. No, no, that's not

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Speaker 1: Then okay, play your game? Is what is your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? Well, look, I don't really know how to

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Speaker 1: but like it's not what you're thinking. Um, okay, you

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Speaker 1: I like to buy you shoes online, like like he was,

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Speaker 1: like on crazslist. Okay, so it's not new shoes you like.

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Speaker 1: You like used shoes. Oh god, yeah, so that's the

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Speaker 1: problem with that though. No, I don't buy them to

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Speaker 1: you're obsessed with people's stinky, cheesy feet. Yes, stink you're cheese.

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Speaker 1: You're the better. I've heard about people who like only

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Speaker 1: a work Wow? All right, and how long have you

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Speaker 1: been doing that? About a year? I used to go

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Speaker 1: to store it like good Will to go find them,

419
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Speaker 1: but I mean, thanks for the the Internet. Now I just

420
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Speaker 1: find them online. So people like they they post like

421
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Speaker 1: here's my stinky cheesy shoes. I think people. You can

422
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: sell anything online. You can get a lot of money. Yeah, okay,

423
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,919
Speaker 1: there's this one dude, I always buy them from man.

424
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Speaker 1: This guy's got athletes for it. He's the best. Are

425
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 1: you sticking your nose in these shoes? How am I

426
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 1: going to smell them? Oh? Wow? What's the most that

427
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: you've ever spent on a pair of shoes? I'm honestly

428
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Speaker 1: embarrassed to say. Well, I mean you're anonymous right now.

429
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Speaker 1: You know you're telling us your little secret that you

430
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Speaker 1: like to buy you shoes and smell them. I think

431
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 1: you're the better. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I spent

432
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Speaker 1: half of half of the month's check on them. How

433
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: much is that? About twelve? Yeah? I bought this one

434
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Speaker 1: pair of shoes from this lady that won the Boston

435
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: Marathon about a couple of years ago. Oh wow? Was

436
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 1: she selling them? Was she selling them specifically to people

437
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 1: like you that want to smell them? And I picked

438
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: them up? I bet you she has no idea. She's like, Oh,

439
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: it's just someone that's a fan of mine. That's the movie. Well,

440
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: I guess you are a fan of hers, but not

441
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 1: the running ability more than shoes, not her. Yeah. I

442
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,880
Speaker 1: just got stuck on a question though, for you? Does

443
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 1: athletes foot smell good to you? Put it this way,

444
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: It's like comparing shon No. Number five to perfume you

445
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,959
Speaker 1: buy off a ross. Okay, all right, then, all right,

446
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: so athletes' foot smells delicious. Hell of a comparison. Well,

447
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us you did a little secret.

448
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 1: Hit us up if you ever want to buy some

449
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 1: shoes from us. We're always get rid of shoes. I

450
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind making a few dollars. All right, guys, thank you?

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand

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Speaker 1: and welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the newsday report the

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Speaker 1: news for Monday, June fourteenth, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and if you think driving distracted as hard, now

456
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: wait until they put a billboard in your car. Come

457
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 1: more on that story in just a second, but first

458
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Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and in case

459
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Speaker 1: you don't have quite enough patience, then you probably shouldn't

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Speaker 1: choose a career working with children. And I'm English Evan

461
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Speaker 1: and are you too fat to fly? Find all that

462
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: stuff out in just a second, but first for our

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Speaker 1: lead story of the day, though in car ads that

464
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: pair with billboards are about to be a thing. You

465
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Speaker 1: thought ads were intrusive everywhere in your life, Like you

466
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Speaker 1: talk about something with a friend and all of a

467
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: sudden you open your phone and Instagram is like, hey,

468
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: here's some dog food that you're just talking about with

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Speaker 1: your friend or anything like that. Well, now Ford just

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Speaker 1: started a patent on a new piece of technology that

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Speaker 1: wif it drives by a billboard, it'll put the billboard

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Speaker 1: ad on your dashboard. That won't be safe, It can't

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Speaker 1: be safe at all. But guess what in this country,

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00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: who cares? They say, don't drive distracted, don't read, don't

475
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Speaker 1: text while driving, but Ford wants to put like ads

476
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Speaker 1: right in front of your on your windshield, in your

477
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: car while you're driving. Wait, so just any type of

478
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: ad as well, Like if you drive by a new

479
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: Chalupa that's coming out, it's gonna be just Chalupa, you'll

480
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: get a Chalupa on your dashboard. Or if you're watching

481
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Speaker 1: if there's a McDonald's, like a few eggsit's up the freeway,

482
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: you know how they do that. Yeah, it'll be like boom,

483
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: McDonald's coming up, Like constant ads while you're driving. Wow,

484
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: it is. And also insurance companies are gonna of that

485
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,199
Speaker 1: because car accidents. This is the i n N, the

486
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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

487
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Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to Alex Fresh And this report is

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Speaker 1: brought to you by McDonald's and I'm in Wisconsin. We're

490
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Speaker 1: a teacher be rates of vaccinated student for not wearing

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Speaker 1: a mask. And I'm just gonna play the audio clip

492
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Speaker 1: for you. Guys. I don't care if you're vaccinated. You

493
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Speaker 1: a little o. Hi, don't want to get sick and die. Okay,

494
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people who can affect just because

495
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Speaker 1: you're vascinated. You know what, You're not a special person

496
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: around here. You should hear about however, really talks about you.

497
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 1: Oh you're a cherk okay walking around here. Stick on

498
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Speaker 1: your butt It's it's not literal yet, dummy. I was

499
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Speaker 1: just thinking when she said the stick up your butt line,

500
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Speaker 1: I was like, I was thinking of myself and I school,

501
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Speaker 1: and I was like, this is a perfect time to

502
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Speaker 1: be like it say something about like I actually don't

503
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Speaker 1: have to stick on my butt, And it sounds like

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00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: he did. It's a good job kid. Yeah, I don't

505
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Speaker 1: care if he is disrespectful. She is an adult and

506
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,239
Speaker 1: he is a child. Has a teacher ever called your

507
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: name when you were no, because I'm a respectful child,

508
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: like child and student and have you jul Yeah, of

509
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: course I had. This happened to me in elementary schools.

510
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: I was kind of a bully at this point in

511
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Speaker 1: my life and one time I was punched a kid

512
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Speaker 1: in class. The teacher got so tired of it she

513
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Speaker 1: put me in the front of the classroom and I

514
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: was punched a kid in the back, right because I'm

515
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Speaker 1: a man, But she put me in front of the

516
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Speaker 1: classroom and let everybody line up and just punch me

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Speaker 1: in the back. Wund oh. I don't want to say,

518
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,239
Speaker 1: desert kid. That's probably where that teacher's out with that kid.

519
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: But the problem is the teacher should not be working

520
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: in that profession. Shouldn't be yeah, and that teacher shouldn't

521
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: like kids punch me in the back. Although when I

522
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: think about it now, I'm like, funny, Yeah, I might

523
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Speaker 1: have done the same. This is the high the idiot

524
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Speaker 1: news network, where idiots aren't just in the new was

525
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Speaker 1: very and for our next story of the day, let's

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Speaker 1: send it an nominate English seven who's standing in the

527
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Speaker 1: corner of the room, but to get punched in the

528
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 1: bath by juball. Okay, So airlines might require plus sized

529
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Speaker 1: passengers to step on the scale or provide their weight

530
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: before boarding for what reason, Well, Alex, something glad you asked,

531
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Speaker 1: because this would help ensure that aircraft, especially the smaller ones,

532
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: don't exceed their allowable weight limit. And apparently it's like

533
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,879
Speaker 1: the weight limit sometimes causes planes too literally fall apart,

534
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 1: which is obviously what we don't want, but which also

535
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: doesn't really ever happen. Yeah, I don't hear about somebody's

536
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Speaker 1: falling out of the sky. I just like to say,

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00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: I'm not advocating for the airlines, but it's a it's

538
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: just a really weird thing to me as well, because

539
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: why would you call someone out like there's a lot

540
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: of people around at what points are do they think

541
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: that the passenger is big enough to be weight exactly? Like,

542
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous, And there's a better way to do

543
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: it too, because obviously we have to have our bags

544
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Speaker 1: under a certain weight limit. Just lower the weight limit

545
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: of the bags. You don't have to tell people to

546
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: like oh, sorry, you can't get on your even think

547
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: it's that. I mean, look at full planes. You can.

548
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: You can add as many bags as you want, really

549
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: you can. You can just have to pay for it.

550
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: So maybe that's the thing. It's probably you know what

551
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: it probably is. It's probably not a plane falling apart

552
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: thing that propaganda. You know what it is. It probably

553
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: costs more in fuel because it's heavier. So add a

554
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:27,719
Speaker 1: fat convenience fee, chubby convenient chubby they do it with bags, right,

555
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: So it's thirty five dollars if you over I don't know,

556
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: two ten pounds. I'm sure it's not gonna go down

557
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,959
Speaker 1: very well. I'm waiting for that to happen though. Honestly,

558
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: Spirit Airlines will get on that in a harpe. I

559
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: guarantee it best. Yeah, and they'll charge you for being

560
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: too skinny actually, like you know, you have to be

561
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: exactly one hundred and sixty pounds. That's why. Other than

562
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: that you got to pay under bucks for everything. That

563
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: was The i n N the Idiot News Network where

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00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow same time for another hating reports. The

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Speaker 1: i n N the Jubil show on demand. It's another

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Speaker 1: Jubil phone frame mornings. That's one. He's hello, Is that Carter? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is Carter is calling me. Hey, it's your uncle,

569
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Speaker 1: my uncle. You can call me unc if you want.

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Speaker 1: It's unc unc Jim. Excuse me? Who uncle? Jim? I

571
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Speaker 1: mean you can call me your funcle if you want

572
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Speaker 1: to know. I'm kind of the fun uncle. It's been

573
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Speaker 1: a while, my funcle. Wait, uncle, you're okay? Hold on.

574
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: You're my mom's older brother. Jim. That that I've never

575
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: met before? Bang bing bing bing, got it correct? Guilty

576
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Speaker 1: as charged, but not guilty because I love you so

577
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: really happy about it? Actually, how's it going? Um? Right?

578
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you calling me? I'm just

579
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: calling you to say hi, and I just missed you.

580
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: It's good to hear your voice. If you're asking what

581
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: happened to me? Good question. I ended up taking a

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Speaker 1: trip to Thailand and I've been training elephants over there

583
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: for the past twenty eight years. Anyway, I'm back. What

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00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: the all? Right? Do you want to talk to my mom?

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00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: Is that? Yeah? Yeah? About that? I tried to call her.

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00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: She picked up and had a few choice words for me.

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00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: And then the phone disconnected. Right, yeah, sure, so good

588
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: to reconnect. So so, I mean we can get together

589
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, reminisce about all times. I have

590
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: a bunch of like, I gotta tickle me Elmo for you.

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00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: That's okay. I'm twenty seven, dude, I don't need to

592
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: tickle me Elmo. Oh come on, I've been holding onto

593
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: this thing forever. I gotta give it to you. It's funny.

594
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: You ever seen one of them? You put batteries in

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00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: it and then it makes it It laughs and says

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00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: stop tickling me. I'd just be so cute if I

597
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: could just give this and get a picture. I just

598
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: want a picture from my picture album of my nephew.

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00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: That's a weird. Yeah, it is super weird. It's super weird.

600
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: You put a battery right in it and it laughs

601
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: like it's actually alive. Super weird. That's what I thought.

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00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: That's why. If I could just meet up with you,

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Speaker 1: give this gift to you that I've had for quite

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00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: a few Christmases, and take a picture with you, that'd

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00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: be great. I just want a picture from my picture

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Speaker 1: album of my uncle of my nephew hanging out with

607
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: his Funkle. It's Funcle Jim and Carter Time. Remember that

608
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: when we sang that together. No, we've actually never sang

609
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: that song before. Where are you at right now? It's

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Speaker 1: Funko Jim and Carter Time. Ain't no better friends? Doone?

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00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: Funcle Jim and Carter with the song? Right now? You're

612
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: really starting to scare me. I don't know what's going on.

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00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: Um wow, I mean, you know you can call your

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Speaker 1: nephew and you're kind of treated pretty rudely. I had

615
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: no idea the phone call is gonna go this way.

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00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: It was kind of, you know, trying to get up

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00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: the nerve to call you and say we should get

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00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: reconnnointed or appointed or connected or whatever the word is.

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Speaker 1: Is it annointed? I don't know. I dropped out of

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00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: school reacquainted. No, I don't want to get re acquinted.

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Speaker 1: And don't ever call me again. All right, I will

622
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: not call you again. I promise you that if I

623
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Speaker 1: can ask you a favorite cann I borrow a thousand dollars. Okay,

624
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: but I'm family. No, you're not family. I don't even

625
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: know you. Okay, but you've heard of me? No, you're right,

626
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: I have heard of you, and my mom told me

627
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: a few stories about you, and she told me you

628
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: were an idiot. And guess what now I can see

629
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: that you are an idiot. Yep, I am. And this

630
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: is a prank phone call, so I mean I'm an idiot,

631
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: that's for sure. Care if it's a prank phone call,

632
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: I don't call me at all? Okay, but I'm not

633
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: your uncle or funcle good. I know you're not my uncle.

634
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: I've never even meant you. And I don't know why

635
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: your prank phone call me. I don't know. I'm not

636
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: actually your mom's long lost brother or whatever. This is

637
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone prank. Oh

638
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: my god? What what the hell are you talking about?

639
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: This is Jewil from the Jewil Show? Gen dude? What

640
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: from the what? Joe? The Jewels Show? It's a radio

641
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: show and your mom listens to it and she wanted

642
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: me to do a phone prank on you and pretend

643
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: to be your uncle Jim, who have you never met before?

644
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Come on, you don't want to reconnect

645
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: with your funcle Jim? Oh my god? Oh come on,

646
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: ain't no better time than Funcle Jim? And am I right? Oh?

647
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: My God, that's that is the creepiest song I've ever

648
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: heard in my life. That will want me wake up

649
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: every morning with Jubil Phone Pranks, The Jewel Show on

650
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: Demand first date follow up and welcome back, Fine Congregation

651
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: to the Church of the First State follow up. It's

652
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: so excited to have you here today where we're gonna

653
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: see what can happen with the holy ghosting? Does it

654
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: sound like when it is getting holy ghost We're going

655
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: to talk about it right now with the Church of

656
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 1: the First State follower. Yeah, why am I speaking like this? Well? Yeah,

657
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: tell us. Joy is on the phone with us, and

658
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: Enjoy is a part of our congregation here at the

659
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 1: Jubil Show. And Enjoy has experienced the holy ghosting. She

660
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: apparently met him boy named Nick on Christian Mingle dot com. Yes,

661
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: now he's not speaking to her anymore, So Joy, please

662
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: tell us about your holy ghosting. Okay, sorry, not making

663
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: fun of your religion. Just thought it was funny that

664
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: you met somebody on Christian Mingle. I never met anybody

665
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,720
Speaker 1: that met anybody on Christian Mingle, so it is dope.

666
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: Tell us a little bit about Nick. Yeah, yeah, he's great.

667
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: I mean I thought we. I thought it was wonderful.

668
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: We did meet on Christian Ingle and we spoke their online,

669
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 1: you know, first before actually meeting up. And we went

670
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: to dinner and we had such a wonderful dinner. That

671
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: actually is a cool way to meet somebody because you

672
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: know the same values, yeah, the same beliefs, all that stuff,

673
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: you know, and that's one of the things that you

674
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: can't talk about on a relationship on a first date.

675
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: They say, it's like politics, religion, you gotta say away

676
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 1: from him, but not have you met someone there. So

677
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: how was the actual conversation. It was wonderful, you know.

678
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: I religion is very important to me, which is why

679
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: I'm on Christian mingle U. And it's exactly like you

680
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: just said, you know, it's kind of you already have

681
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 1: that understanding of each other. So it takes that element,

682
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: one other element of the unknown out and it makes

683
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 1: so much more comfortable. You know. Our conversation was so

684
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: heavily focused on religion, and I was so happy, you know,

685
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: we talked about religion and family and we kept it

686
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: light too, of course, but I don't know, it was

687
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: just so great to me. I thought it was a

688
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: home run. I loved his personality and he was really cute.

689
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: But it's now been a week and I have not

690
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: heard from him, hooted. Did he seem engaged? He seemed

691
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: like that he liked you. I thought so. I really did.

692
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: Like I said, he was very talkative. He was. We

693
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: were having you know, back in forth communication. Um, it

694
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: seemed to flow really well. Did you guys meet at

695
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: the restaurant? We did. Yeah, I met ranks with her

696
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: and then we left afterwards. So we just went to

697
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 1: the restaurant and then said goodbye. We didn't kiss or anything.

698
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: But what do you think could have happened? Then? Well, okay,

699
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: so there there's one thing and that I'm wondering if

700
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 1: maybe just freaked him out a little bit. Um about

701
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: like three, about halfway into our date or so, like,

702
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: I confessed to him that my brother was actually there

703
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: at the restaurant with us. Um, it's just kind of

704
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: something that I do. No, No, he was just sitting

705
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: at a table kind of across the way. And I

706
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: have my brother do this a lot on first dates,

707
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: just to kind of like watch from Afar and make

708
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: sure that nothing you know, that no one's gonna nothing

709
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: bad happens. Someone's going to take advantage or you know,

710
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: he was there to sort of make sure everything goes okay.

711
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 1: Oh and he was aware that your brother was there. Yeah,

712
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: I told him. I told him. I was like, I

713
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,959
Speaker 1: just thought, you know, I've got this thing like that's

714
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: my brother over there. And he's like what and I

715
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it's kind of something that I want

716
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: all my first dates, right, you know, And he seemed

717
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: okay with it. That definitely could be the reason why

718
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 1: he's not calling you. I mean yeah, personally, I wouldn't

719
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: call you back because they'd be like, oh, great, she

720
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: thinks I'm a pervert, like on the first date, you know.

721
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 1: Yeah about that, you don't know who they are, Like, yeah,

722
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: we have to protect ourselves. It's not the ideal situation.

723
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: Why is that being raped an ideal situation? No, it isn't, Alex,

724
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: like I would be understanding of why you were doing

725
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: it. It It would just be like, okay, is it is

726
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: it is that legit or is it just like you

727
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: have like I'm going to show up there and your

728
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: brother's gonna answer to the door and be like you

729
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: better keep your hands off. A knuckle sandwich for you,

730
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: Bucko and then I'll be like, why are you talking

731
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: that way back by m M. Well, we'll see if

732
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: that did it. So we'll play a song come back,

733
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 1: and then call him and try to figure out Okay, okay,

734
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: we'll see all right, get your first day follow up next,

735
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: it's a Jewel Show first day follow up. You're just

736
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 1: joining us for today's first date follow up. Joy is

737
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: wondering why this dude Nick isn't getting back to her. Joy,

738
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: you thought it was pretty amazing and the only awkward

739
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: thing that Joy can think of, and the reason that

740
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: she thinks he might not be calling back is because

741
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: Joy's brother comes on first dates with her, not like

742
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 1: at the table, but sits in the same area and

743
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: watches Was that your idea or his? Joy actually was

744
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: my idea? Yeah, that's why I thought. So it's Joy's

745
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: idea because she just wants to make sure she's not

746
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: meeting a weirdo, because there's a lot of weirdo. It's

747
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: not like creepy about it. He's not like staring and

748
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: watching every single movie. More so that like, you know,

749
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 1: and I buy his dinner. You know, I say, hey,

750
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: come to this restaurant. I'll get your dinner. You know. Yeah,

751
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: And it's really just so that he's there, justin gay

752
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: it's Christian mingle, right, but there's still creeps online everywhere

753
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: you don't know who you're meeting. So I mean, it's

754
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: not a bad idea to take some protection with you

755
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: in all kinds of ways. But well, we'll see if

756
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: that is the reason he's not calling you back. But

757
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: it's been how long since you heard from the weekend?

758
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: Pretty much? Almost exactly a week? I think it is now, yaw,

759
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 1: a week exactly a week? Okay, I really want to

760
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: find out what happened. All right, We're gonna call him

761
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: right now. Here we go. Hello, Hey, May's week to Nick. Please?

762
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: This is Nick? What's up? Nick? How are you? This

763
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: is jew Bowl from the Jewel Show. This is Alex

764
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: Fresh from the Jewel Show. This is English Having from

765
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. And this is a radio show and

766
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: it's called one two three the show. Wow have you

767
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: heard of us? I'm sorry about that. I've vaguely heard

768
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 1: of your Yeah, yeah, okay, dude, that's what we look for.

769
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: We do a segment on the show called the first

770
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: Date follow Up. It's where if you go out on

771
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: a date with someone and then don't call them back.

772
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: They can email us to get you on the phone

773
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: and find out why. And guess what somebody emailed us

774
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: about you? H Okay, okay, fine, stop pressing me. Her

775
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 1: name is Joy. I'm I'm pretty sure that's that's who

776
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, So, yeah, Joy wanted to find out

777
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: why you're not calling her back, and we'd like to

778
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: know as well. What did she tell you? Can I

779
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: ask that? So she just told us that that you

780
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: guys went to dinner and that you guys met at

781
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: the restaurant. Um, that was pretty much it. But she

782
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 1: also told us that she brought her brother for safety

783
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: precautions on first dates and she held there. Yeah, and

784
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 1: she really likes you, honest honestly. Like the brother thing,

785
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: that wasn't a big deal. Like he actually I talked

786
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: with him for quite a bit, like him and I

787
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: actually both played bass, so we actually had kind of

788
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: a bonding. People written off, I know it sounds stupid.

789
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 1: I know it sounds stupid. So that was a real Yeah.

790
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,919
Speaker 1: Let me guess then you are deciding not to date

791
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: Joy because you want to date her brother. He was

792
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: her brother was really cool, so that that wasn't even

793
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: an issue. It was dude. I don't want anyone to

794
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: say I feel really bad in asking this or even

795
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: saying it, like did he tell you where we met

796
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: or how we met? Yes on Christian Mingle. Christian mingle

797
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 1: dot com a website for Christian singles. I don't know

798
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: if that's there. I don't know if that's a tagline,

799
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: but holy crap, Christian Mingle, You're welcome. It's a dating website.

800
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: But at the same time, you don't necessarily have to

801
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: be super religious and I am totally not. I am

802
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: more of an agnos. The date was perfect, gorgeous, but

803
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 1: it got a little Bible fumpy like preaching to you.

804
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: It was less about the connection and it was more

805
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: about Jeebus and you did leader On Kristen Mingle, Yeah,

806
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: I thought it would be more than just religion. I

807
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: thought it would be just more of a connection. I

808
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: am religious, but at the same time, I'm not gonna

809
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 1: let it lead every single thought in my mind. Thank

810
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: you for being honest with us. I appreciate it, and

811
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: I just want to that you know we are not

812
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,240
Speaker 1: honest with you, and we're probably going to huble hawks

813
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: dicks over it. Because Joy is actually on the other

814
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: line listening and wants to talk to you. Oh, come on, dude, Hey, Joy, Hey,

815
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it's here that I didn't I didn't get

816
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: that impression from you at all. I didn't realize that

817
00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: you weren't a believer so much. I'm sorry to hear that.

818
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what else to say. You know, it

819
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: is something that's very important to me. I think I

820
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: made that pretty clear. So yeah, I don't know. I

821
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 1: hate to say it, but you kind of led me on. Yeah.

822
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: I feel like our values are just different. Like I

823
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: want to believe in this, like I wanted to work,

824
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: but at the same time, like I feel like our

825
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 1: religious beliefs are just going to get in the way

826
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: of what, like what we actually pas. That's a shame

827
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: to hear, you know, And I you know, you didn't

828
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: even now that I think about it, Like you didn't

829
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: really if you were so turned off about the religious stuff,

830
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: like you could have, you could have taken the reins

831
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: and like switched the conversation to kind of ask more

832
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: questions about me, you know, like because I think I

833
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: think we kind of just we're talking about the religious

834
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: stuff because that's just was what there was to talk about.

835
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: You didn't really ask me so much about myself, you know,

836
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,919
Speaker 1: but I've tried to. The more that I actually try

837
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: to get to know you, the that the Bible talk

838
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: keeps getting in the way of what we're what we're

839
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: trying to achieve, I feel like, well, I mean, if

840
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: you had gotten to if you had gotten to know

841
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: me a little bit more, you you would have also

842
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: found out that I'm not um, I'm not somebody that's

843
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: leading for marriage. I'll just say that, oh, not a virgin.

844
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: So wow, bombshell drop. I'm sorry you made that assumption.

845
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that's where your head was, Like, I

846
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 1: think I want to be. I'll just ask the question, then, Nick,

847
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Joy on another date?

848
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. You know what now that I

849
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 1: know this right, Joy, would you like to go out

850
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: with Nick again? Actually? No, no way, I think I'm good.

851
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: You know. I wait, but now you got the second date,

852
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: but you don't want it. No, I make true colors.

853
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: I've all come out now. I had no I, like

854
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: I said, he led me on. I had no idea

855
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: that this was how he was feeling and if it

856
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:15,919
Speaker 1: really was how he was feeling, he should have told

857
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: me on the date. And now it seems as if

858
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: once I'm telling him this information about any sort of

859
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: um risky business. I guess I'll just say, all of

860
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 1: a sudden, now he wants to go on a second

861
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: date with me after ghosting me for an entire week.

862
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: I don't, No, it's not about that. It's not about that.

863
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: I just want to get to know you better. That's

864
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: that's all I wanted. I judged book by cover. Whatever

865
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: you want to put down, I'm sorry. I think Nick

866
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: saying that, you know, he didn't give it enough of

867
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: a shot. Now that he hears you talk a little

868
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: bit more about yourself something in particular. Yeah, now he's interesting.

869
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: I wonder what I mean. Yeah, I think it's pretty

870
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,399
Speaker 1: obvious one he really is interested in and I that's

871
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: not what I'm looking for. You think about this, though,

872
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: you were wondering, and now Nick is going to be

873
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: wondering about something for the rest of his life. Jubils

874
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 1: First Gate follow up The Jewels Show on demand Jubils

875
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. His Dirty Little Secret is definitely going

876
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: to be a weird one. Make very everybody uncomfortable. Maybe

877
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 1: it's it's time for your dirty little secret. Remember text

878
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: in four one O six one. If you have a

879
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. It doesn't matter.

880
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: We will keep you anonymous. We don't even ask what

881
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: your name is. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname.

882
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: Who calls into the show to tell us a dirty

883
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: little secret. And I say, it's gonna be awkward because

884
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: on the phone right now is awkward butt dial. That's

885
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: an awkward situation. It's kind of hoping for Yoda Yoda. Okay,

886
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 1: what about Yoda on an awkward butt dial? I don't

887
00:47:53,400 --> 00:48:00,320
Speaker 1: know if he has a fire. Okay, that's weird. You

888
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: hada on awkward butt dials on the phone. What's up

889
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: Yoda on an awkward butt dial? Yeah? Yeah, Hey, this

890
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: is Yoda. Yeah, baby Yoda. So, uh, you have a

891
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: dirty little secret for us? Yeah? I guess I do.

892
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: I do? Um so I uh, my my wife and

893
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: I had a kid about a happy year ago, you see,

894
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 1: six months old, and uh we split. You know, of

895
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: course responsibilities with him. But I'm clearly had a kid

896
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: about a kid yeah yeah, yeah, like a child. I

897
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: didn't hear you. I didn't understand kid, Like for whatever reason,

898
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,879
Speaker 1: maybe I z owned out And then I heard six

899
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 1: months I was like, I wonder, it's time about to

900
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 1: get her a car. Okay, so your wife like a

901
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: mini mini Yoda. We got a baby Yoda. Okay. Nice.

902
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: Uh he's he's a he's a total badass. But um,

903
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm the I'm the good cop in the relationship,

904
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: Like my wife's the bad cops. She's always trying to,

905
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 1: uh just set down orders and rules she wants to kid. Yeah, parenting,

906
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: she's the punished. Yeah, for sure, she's a she's definitely

907
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: dead vader. Yeah. So whenever my wife goes out like

908
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,919
Speaker 1: this is my these little buddies, my partner in crime.

909
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: So we watched Kung Food with like Call of Duty, Um,

910
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: you can play at six months old? Wow? Yeah, I

911
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: mean tis with me right, Like, clearly my wife doesn't

912
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 1: want him to do this stuff, right, Like, she doesn't

913
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 1: want him exposed to that. She's got her own viewers

914
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: even going on there. Yeah, I don't know. She thinks

915
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: like maybe it'll he'll turn out, you know, like a

916
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 1: crazy wacko. But I think it's gonna be fine. So

917
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: your life would have a problem with that for sure. Yeah,

918
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: she she she might be a little upset, right, she might.

919
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: She might be very upset if she found out like

920
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 1: he was, you know, watching Kung Foo with me. Um,

921
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: definitely the diet, like she's got all these stots on diet,

922
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: like he he can only eat organic, he can only

923
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: eat that. Yeah. Yeah, letting me a little ice cream

924
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: once in a while, get him a chocolate bars. Yeah,

925
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 1: I let the kid live, come on late, the kid

926
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 1: grow a little bit. So you basically, when your wife's gone,

927
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: you do all the stuff that she doesn't want you

928
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: to do with your kids. Well, yeah, I just let

929
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: him live a little. Thank you. So my wife comes

930
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: back from girls' nights, Um, a couple of nights ago, right,

931
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 1: and she comes in and well, yeah, here's here's the

932
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 1: bad part is that I didn't I didn't realize that

933
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: she'd be home as she watched. Came in and there's

934
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: some throw up everywhere, and um, I didn't see where there.

935
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 1: I didn't see where baby gold and throw it. Oh see,

936
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: you gave him so much chocolate that he puked. Yeah,

937
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: what he went overboard? Your child at six months years

938
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 1: of age. I don't think you should feed your child

939
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: at six months chocolate, let alone that much chocolate. But

940
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: it's delicious, It is delicious, But like, wait until a year,

941
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: Like like what about al Gez? Yeah, I don't think

942
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 1: he has any allergies. You just have a little you know,

943
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 1: upset tommy allergies. Yeah. Yeah, you sound a lot like

944
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 1: my wife right now, because you know, we're talking about

945
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: exactly what your wife would say. So she found all

946
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: this throw up because you had given you get a

947
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: bunch of chocolate. And yeah, I had to I had

948
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 1: to take the blame myself, Like I had to take

949
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,320
Speaker 1: one for the team and tell her it was me,

950
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 1: what so grew up? I forgot to clean it up. Yeah,

951
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: well I told her that. I just I didn't even

952
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: knock clean it up. I just I had like going on.

953
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: I had to change it. Type had to take care

954
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: of our kid. I just forgot right. And then by

955
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 1: the time I got back to it, she she was there.

956
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: So uh and so now she's got me myself, She

957
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 1: got me and the baby on a strict diant like, dude,

958
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: you're eating way too many she's kisses when I'm caught, Well,

959
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: thank you for your what's your dirty Little Secret The

960
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. I can't wait till the pandemic

961
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 1: it over, though I can get back to my butterfly

962
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: watching What's your Name? Stewart? It's a st Will show.

963
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: Texting four one O six one. What are you gonna

964
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: do when the pandemic is finally officially over? And I

965
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: asked the question because it's a hard hitting question. It

966
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: is a hard hitting question. I asked a question because

967
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: forty two percent of Americans say that once the pandemic

968
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: is officially over. This is the quote from forty two

969
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 1: percent of Americans. They quote plan on throwing the biggest

970
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 1: party of their entire live. Yes, we're gonna go what

971
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: everybody said when the official work comes out to the

972
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: pandemic is over. I guess forty two percent of people

973
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,280
Speaker 1: in America say they plan on throwing the biggest party

974
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: of their live, of their life, more than I guess.

975
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: So yeah, So invest in some put your money in

976
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: some Boone's farm red solo cups right now because people

977
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: still drink. No, I don't know why I said that.

978
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: What is it? Is it like beer? Like like a

979
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: wine that's like a sweet wine that mostly like a

980
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: teenagers drink. I was introduced to it in college, and like,

981
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: the thing you're supposed to do is you post it

982
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: around until it's done. Oh, like with the group that

983
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: you're with, we could take a ball of fireball with

984
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 1: a GoPro on it and take shots and pass it around.

985
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: You want to do fireball? I mean I don't I

986
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: like fireball? You do good? Yeah? Oh geez, I don't fall.

987
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 1: I mean it's quite a strong taste. It's just sugary.

988
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:32,240
Speaker 1: It's only whiskey. Like it really shouldn't even be considered

989
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: whisky because it's not like, yeah whiskey, right, it really

990
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: isn't real whiskey. If you said that in someone out

991
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: there who drinks fireball as real whiskey is like, wait

992
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: a second, Yeah, what are you talking about fireballs? Okay

993
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: I was already doing that, dang it. I was hoping

994
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: you guys wouldn't think about it. It's not that one fireball. Oh,

995
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: I think it's this one. This is don't stop the party,

996
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: But that's the one. Yeah it is. This is the one.

997
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be the Yeah. Yeah, so long as

998
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: it's where the DJ talks about it. This is where

999
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: the DJ talks up. They call it talking up the

1000
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: song in radio, talking up this is where you talk

1001
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 1: up the song and you hit the post. Do you

1002
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: guys know what that is? So talking up the song?

1003
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: It's the instrumental, right, can you do it? This is

1004
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 1: the ramp of the song. They call it the ramp, right,

1005
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 1: a ramp because you're you're working your way up to

1006
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 1: the top before boom. Learn something new every day. Yeah,

1007
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: when the vocals come on, that's called the post. The

1008
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: post is the post. It learns another thing new today. Yes,

1009
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: And this song has an eight second intro. It says,

1010
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 1: so this is the ramp. The intro is the ramp.

1011
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: Hey seconds, that's nothing. Let's hear it. I want to

1012
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: hear there's a regular. Okay, here we go. It's a duel.

1013
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: Show us up. I'm duel. Inject this out. I just

1014
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: found that forty two percent of people plan to throw

1015
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,359
Speaker 1: the biggest party of their lives on the pandemic is over.

1016
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 1: Talking about that. I was supposed to be a DJ

1017
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: bout myself right there. You just threw me off big time.

1018
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,439
Speaker 1: What I was going to do there was talking said

1019
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: fireball and be like, what are you gonna drink? It

1020
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: was gonna come and be like Fireball, and it was

1021
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 1: gonna be so cool. I do it to do it. Well,

1022
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: I don't know where the Fireball part is. I gotta

1023
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,439
Speaker 1: listen to this for a second and then I will

1024
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 1: amaze you guys. Wait, stop you guys. You guys are

1025
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 1: so dumb. That is not even the song I looked up.

1026
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: It is Fireball featuring John drink Dry. Okay, all right,

1027
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 1: it's pit Bull featuring John Ryan. Okay, pit Bull, Fireball

1028
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 1: featuring John Ryan. Here we go, thank you, all right,

1029
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: so yes, thank you. And then it comes up and

1030
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 1: then they say it right, here we go Fireball. Okay,

1031
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 1: So random radio station, right in the afternoon, just radio

1032
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: guy working solo. You're about to hit the ramp. This

1033
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 1: is how a real radio pro would do it. Okay, okay,

1034
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, good born ad just jumking.

1035
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: It's the afternoon. It's a jewel show. And I saw

1036
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 1: this crazy thing. For to two percent of people say

1037
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: they planned to throw the biggest party of their lives

1038
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: when the pandemic is over. And I'm like, huh, I

1039
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 1: wonder what I'm gonna drink when I go do that

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Speaker 1: fire Yeah, good, I told you I am hold on, prof.

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Speaker 1: Was way better than I thought it was gonna be.

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Speaker 1: They've been doing it for thirty seven hundred years, exactly

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Speaker 1: the post what do you I mean, who's better than

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the world? I mean show, It wasn't let's

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Speaker 1: go guy, all right, this is it? Um. We started

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Speaker 1: off with that story. There was some more stats people

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Speaker 1: who cares. That was amazing. I'm glad I did that.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand