Speaker 1: Hello. My name is Douglas Bain.
Speaker 2: Many of you know me as the off spoken about
Speaker 2: heterosexual engineer of this podcast, the award winning and critically
Speaker 2: acclaimed Lost Culture resta Us with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Speaker 2: It is my distinct honor and dare I say pleasure
Speaker 2: to welcome you to part one of the nomination ceremony
Speaker 2: for the upcoming highly anticipated Lost Cultureista US Culture Awards.
Speaker 2: I have been tossing and turning to my sleep for
Speaker 2: weeks with excitement wildly flailing my arms concerning my wife
Speaker 2: because I, like many of you readers, publicist katies and finalists,
Speaker 2: know what a special night this will be. Join us
Speaker 2: on Saturday, June seventeenth, seven thirty pm at Lincoln Center's
Speaker 2: Damn Rush part for an evening that will surely go
Speaker 2: down in history if it's anything like last year's historic event.
Speaker 2: It's also free and open to anyone, first come, first serve.
Speaker 2: For spot hosting again this year are the Lost Culture
Speaker 2: Resist Themselves Saturday Night Live icon perennial Emmy nominee and
Speaker 2: star of the upcoming worldwide phenomenon, Wicked Bowen Yang and
Speaker 2: Matt Rogers, who has seen a lot of Broadway this year,
Speaker 2: just Ahead, Bowen and Matten asked the first third of
Speaker 2: the nominees eligible to win the Iconic Cult in one
Speaker 2: hundred categories. Be sure to tune in next Friday for
Speaker 2: more nominees, and the following Friday for the nomination combination.
Speaker 2: Well that's more than enough of me. Let's bring in
Speaker 2: the host and begin the process. Bowen, Matt.
Speaker 1: Morning, Matt, Good morning Bowen. So great to be with
Speaker 1: you for another year. And it's good to see you.
Speaker 1: Let's get started. It's great to see you. I'm excited.
Speaker 3: In the category of Biggest Jester, the nominees are Kirsten
Speaker 3: Cinema New York Times is Anti trans looking ass The
Speaker 3: Joker on the Joker Card Deck of Cards, and Lady
Speaker 3: Gaga as Harley Quinn. These are the nominees for Biggest Chester.
Speaker 4: In the category of Biggest Flop, the nominees are Fournet's
Speaker 4: and Orlando Truth Tellers, Tanya mccoyd, The White Lotus, Jenny
Speaker 4: Thomas and while We're at It, Clarence Too, and Water
Speaker 4: World starring Kevin Costner. These are the nominees for Biggest Flop.
Speaker 3: In the category of Biggest Chester Flop, The nominees are
Speaker 3: Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz, Lydia Tar, George Santos and Kitara Ravace.
Speaker 3: These are the nominees for Biggest Jester Flop.
Speaker 4: In the category of Biggest Jester Flop in the Clown Square,
Speaker 4: the nominees are Elon Musk Twitter, The Green Eyed Bandits,
Speaker 4: The Real Housewives of Potomac and at Large, The Studios
Speaker 4: who Will Not Give the WGA a Fair Deal, Raquel
Speaker 4: Rachel Levis and Tucker Carlson. These are the nominees for
Speaker 4: Biggest Jester flopp in the Clown Square.
Speaker 3: In the category of Biggest Night of Our Lives, the
Speaker 3: nominees are Tonight at the Lost Culture Reestas Cultural Awards,
Speaker 3: the OSCARS, When a Fag sees Adele Las Vegas Youth
Speaker 3: Group lock In and Date Night with the Love of
Speaker 3: My Life Michael, Love You Baby.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Biggest Night of Our Lives.
Speaker 4: In the category of Finalist of the Year, the nominees
Speaker 4: are Darcy Cardon, Chapel Roone, Betty Gilpin, Melanie Lynsky and Olympians.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Finalist of the Year.
Speaker 3: In the category of Melanie Lynsky Award for Most Sweetest Person.
Speaker 3: The nominees are Sammy Sweetheart, mtvs, Jersey Shore Toad, Nintendo,
Speaker 3: can't remember her name but that Girl from the Other Night,
Speaker 3: and Drew Barrymore. These are the nominees for the Melanie
Speaker 3: Lynsky Award for Most Sweetest Person.
Speaker 4: In the category of Free Them Award for Criminal who
Speaker 4: Should Be Free, the nominees are Her, the Girls Locked
Speaker 4: Up at the End of Pirates of the Caribbean Ride,
Speaker 4: Elizabeth Liz Holmes, and Han Solo. These are the nominees
Speaker 4: for the Freeedom Award for Criminal who should be Free.
Speaker 3: In the category of the Free Willie Award for Animal Achievement,
Speaker 3: the nominees are Jenny the Donkey, the Band She of
Speaker 3: In Is, Sharon, Mickey Mouse, Tortoises All and the cast
Speaker 3: of The Secret Life of Pets. These are the nominees
Speaker 3: for the Free Willie Award for Animal Achievement.
Speaker 4: In the category of the Denise Richards Drop Dead Gorgeous
Speaker 4: Line Reading Award, the nominees are She's Skinny, Ember Not Deaf,
Speaker 4: Denise Richards Lights Camera, and Me without a stitch of
Speaker 4: makeup on. Denise Richards Can't take My Eyes Off of You,
Speaker 4: Denise Richards and you had Me at Hello, Renees Elwiger.
Speaker 1: These are the These.
Speaker 4: Are the nominees for the Denise Richards to Drop Dead
Speaker 4: Gorgeous Line Reading Award.
Speaker 3: In the category of Best Skill to Have, the nominees
Speaker 3: are Drew Barrymore, Impression, Remembers Names, changing attire, fierce runway
Speaker 3: walk and a sense of Play.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Best Skill to Have.
Speaker 4: In the category of Diva Down Award, Person Who Fell
Speaker 4: Hard Award, the nominees are Jason Derulo, Grape Stump Woman,
Speaker 4: Tony mccoyd, The White Lotus, and Nazi Mama from Indiana Jones.
Speaker 4: These are the nominees for Diva Down Award, Person Who
Speaker 4: Fell Hard Award.
Speaker 3: In the category of Best Religion, the nominees are Mormon
Speaker 3: two point zero, The School of Life, Long Form, Improv
Speaker 3: comedy and whatever gives People Meaning. These are the nominees
Speaker 3: for Best Religon Jim.
Speaker 4: In the category of Best Religious Practice, the nominees are Kneeling,
Speaker 4: Anything with Water, Prayer, Zip Zip zop, and Breath. These
Speaker 4: are the nominees for Best Religious Practice.
Speaker 3: In the category of Most Amazing Impact in Film, the
Speaker 3: nominees are pas b Camera Grip, Margot Robbie, Diane Warren
Speaker 3: and Megan. These are the nominees for Most Amazing Impact
Speaker 3: in Film.
Speaker 4: In the category of they Should be an Actor Award
Speaker 4: for Non Actor but should, the nominees are Congresswoman Alexandria
Speaker 4: Ocasio Cortez, Sonny Houston, doctor Nicole Martin, The Real Housewives
Speaker 4: of Miami, All Children Not Already Acting, and Malala. These
Speaker 4: are the nominees for They Should be an Actor Award
Speaker 4: for not Actor but should.
Speaker 3: In the category of Alison Williams Cool Girl Award, the
Speaker 3: nominees are Ariana Maddox, Ariana Grande, Daisy Duck, Elizabeth Olsen
Speaker 3: and Zendaya. These are the nominees for the Alison Williams
Speaker 3: Cool Girl Award.
Speaker 4: In the category of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise,
Speaker 4: the nominees are The Fast and the Furious Avatar, Mario
Speaker 4: oh Oreo Cookies.
Speaker 1: And McDonald's.
Speaker 4: These are the nominees for Hunger Games Award for Best
Speaker 4: Huge frinch.
Speaker 3: In the category of Santa Award for Being Unforgettable, the
Speaker 3: nominees are Sasha the Lore, Sasha Colby, Sasha Obama, Malia Obama,
Speaker 3: and Breathe by Faith Hill. These are the nominees for
Speaker 3: the Santa Award for being Unforgettable.
Speaker 4: In the category of Best Holiday Fixed Date, the nominees
Speaker 4: are Christmas Eve, Christmas Days four twenty Leapy, Your Baby
Speaker 4: Birthday and September fourth b Day.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for best Holiday Fixed Date.
Speaker 3: In the category of Best Holiday Changing Date, the nominees
Speaker 3: are Memorial Day, Thanksgiving, Passover, Pizza Night, and Personal Day.
Speaker 3: These are the nominees for best Holiday Changing Date.
Speaker 4: In the category of Mother Award, the nominees are Kelly Clarkson,
Speaker 4: Serree Fields, Moms All Across the World, Ava Max, Kiki Palmer,
Speaker 4: Padme Lakshmi, Top Chef, Jennifer Lopez, The Mother, Jennifer Lawrence, Mother,
Speaker 4: Edina Menzel and Regina Hall. These are the nominees for
Speaker 4: Mother Award.
Speaker 3: In the category of the Slouching Towards beth Lehem Award
Speaker 3: for sheikhas Book to Hold, the nominees are The Chronicles
Speaker 3: of Narnia, Prince Caspian by C. S. Lewis, Stories I
Speaker 3: Only Tell My Friends, an autobiography by Rob Low attached
Speaker 3: the new science of adult attachment and how it can
Speaker 3: help you Find and Keep Love by Doctors, Open Book
Speaker 3: by Jessica Simpson, and Game of Thrones. These are the
Speaker 3: nominees for the Slouching Towards Bethlehem Award for Sheikha's Book
Speaker 3: to Hold.
Speaker 4: In the category of Megan Award for Serving Kunt, the
Speaker 4: nominees are backup Dancers Rihanna, Super Bowl, EMTs, Black Pink,
Speaker 4: Luer Croft, tomb Raader, and The Wga. These are the
Speaker 4: nominees for Megan Award for Servant Kunt.
Speaker 3: In the category of the Tom and Rita Couple Award,
Speaker 3: the nominees are The Obamas, The Carters, Zoe Kazan and
Speaker 3: Paul Dano, and the couples of Modern Family. These are
Speaker 3: the nominees for the Tom and Rita Couple Award.
Speaker 4: In the category of the shiv Roy Award for Best
Speaker 4: Fake American Accent, the nominees are Melanie Lynsky All, Tony Collette,
Speaker 4: The Sixth Sense, James McAvoy every now and Then, and
Speaker 4: Tony Collette Hereditary. These are the nominees for the shiv
Speaker 4: Roy Award for Best Fake American Accent.
Speaker 3: In the category of Bridget Jones Award for Best Fake
Speaker 3: British Accent, the nominees are Jillian Anderson, The Crown, Emma Stone,
Speaker 3: The Favorite, Jillian Anderson, Sex Education, Alan tujik All and
Speaker 3: Everyone doing their Sleigh Love Island Impressions aka when You
Speaker 3: All say propa Chat. These are the nominees for the
Speaker 3: Bridget Jones Award for Best Fake British Accent.
Speaker 4: In the category of Biggest Current Threat to Us, the
Speaker 4: nominees are Cynthia Arrivo and Ariana Grande, Wicked, Stradio Lab podcast,
Speaker 4: The Fickle Nature of NYC Weather in June, Governors Across America,
Speaker 4: and ourselves tbh. These are the nominees for Biggest Current
Speaker 4: Threat to Us.
Speaker 3: In the category of Scariest Moment in History, the nominees
Speaker 3: are Hereditary, Lil Diva, Head come Off, the Big Bang
Speaker 3: Jump Scare, when you see Mama you knew in college
Speaker 3: on the street, what Cuban Missile Crisis, and saying I
Speaker 3: love you to the one and you know you can
Speaker 3: never go back. This will change things. These are the
Speaker 3: nominees for Scariest Moment in History.
Speaker 4: In the category of Education Award for Best School Subject,
Speaker 4: the nominees are Yearbook, ap US History, precalc depending on teacher,
Speaker 4: Drop Everything, and read and certainly not physics. Speaking as
Speaker 4: queer people, these are the nominees for Education Award for
Speaker 4: Best School Subjects.
Speaker 3: In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the nominees
Speaker 3: are a teacher, a nurse, a fireman, and just Moved
Speaker 3: to the City.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for best Gay Guy Normal.
Speaker 4: In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees
Speaker 4: are Andy Cohen, Anderson Cooper, Abraham Lincoln, and Bowen Yang.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, congratulate, thank you, thank you. These are
Speaker 1: the nominees for Best Gay Guy Famous.
Speaker 3: In the category of Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between,
Speaker 3: the nominees are Jimmy Fowley, Pat Reagan, Governor, Jared Polis,
Speaker 3: and Matt Rogers.
Speaker 1: Congratulations.
Speaker 3: These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy somewhere in Between.
Speaker 4: In the category of Diplo Award for LGBTQ, the nominees
Speaker 4: are Haley Kyoko, Poppy Juice, Jesse Ware, Josh Sharp and
Speaker 4: Aaron Jackson and RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. These are
Speaker 4: the nominees for Diplo Award for LGBTQ.
Speaker 3: In the category of the Rosalia Award for Best Outdoor
Speaker 3: Live Performance, the nominees are Diana Ross Rain, Shakespeare in
Speaker 3: the Park, These Cruss Punks pretending they don't have Daddy money, Houston,
Speaker 3: Star Spangled Banner, super Bowl, and Rosalia Coachella. These are
Speaker 3: the nominees for the Rosalia Award for Best Outdoor Live Performance.
Speaker 4: In the category of the Kimberly Akimbo Award for Best
Speaker 4: Indoor Live Performance, the nominees are Titanique Parade, Beyonce, Ring
Speaker 4: the Alarm two thousand and six Video Music Awards, Kate Berland,
Speaker 4: Kate and Lady Gaga. On any existing Awards show, including
Speaker 4: Joe Calderone, these are the nominees for the Kimberly Akimbo
Speaker 4: Award for Best Indoor Live Performance.
Speaker 2: Tune in next week for the continuation of the Last
Speaker 2: Culturesa's Culture Award Nomination special.
Speaker 1: Until then,