WEBVTT - They Already Soft Launched Aliens (with Mel Mitchell)

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<v Speaker 1>Bory is in charge of the soundpad that can do

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of ship like that. No, yep, and that

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<v Speaker 1>that can happen at any time, anytime.

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<v Speaker 2>You go ahead and relax. It's like family. When Brian

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<v Speaker 2>got the radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>That's sort of yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Are Brian?

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<v Speaker 3>What was the draft tip group called?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We'd be like Silky and the Hammer,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, And that was first round, those first round.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to imagine who was Silky and who

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<v Speaker 4>was the hammer. It felt it felt emasculating.

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<v Speaker 2>Chips in your racist money man turning stuff. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>tell me. We were chilling in the park, just waiting

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<v Speaker 2>for the sun to go down.

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<v Speaker 5>It was me, shy Bro and the homies, a lighter

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<v Speaker 5>shade of brown Welcome. Little Mama's and Gentiles are like

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<v Speaker 5>to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me Podcasts

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<v Speaker 5>where we dive.

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<v Speaker 1>Deep deep into the pockets of black conspiracy there.

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<v Speaker 2>And we finally put work to prove that there is

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<v Speaker 2>nothing to prove, ain't nothing to prove. I got nothing

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<v Speaker 2>for you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's been the mistake you've had the entire time. And

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<v Speaker 1>she thought that there was something to prove, and we

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<v Speaker 1>weren't even on that.

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<v Speaker 5>I ain't got shit to prove. No, I'm a grown man.

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<v Speaker 5>I own my house, proved it that wasn't true. I

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<v Speaker 5>was gonna stand by you.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to lean into that thomna. Yeah, why'd you

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<v Speaker 2>bail on it? Why do you bail on it so fast?

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't true. I come on, man, the show business. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't know. I'm six too, Bro, they don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, just tell them. Yeah, rich as hell exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Lean into the line. Three dogs, three Just the more

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<v Speaker 2>dogs you have, the worst I do think. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you got like five dogs. Like I know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's crazy in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it smells crazy and your priorities couldn't possibly

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<v Speaker 1>be straight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean, Like you dogs,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, shopping for you and no practical dogs. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like German shepherds.

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<v Speaker 5>And nobody ever has five dogs has the space to

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<v Speaker 5>accommodate said dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like damn, now, I know it's going bad

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<v Speaker 3>in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you are lining up a bunch of animals

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<v Speaker 1>to die in a type of succession that is like

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<v Speaker 1>a violence to this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more than the flies. The dogs. Yes, they're dropping off.

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<v Speaker 5>You're setting up your own villain origin story. Six months they.

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<v Speaker 2>Died, why you at work? Yeah? Up? And now you

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<v Speaker 2>come home the dog eight now you John Wick five

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<v Speaker 2>times in a row? Yeah yeah? Or the dogs eating

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<v Speaker 2>the other dog. That's what I'm saying. Oh yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 2>never known.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you now you're now you're looking at your

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<v Speaker 3>best friends eat your best friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's this is upsetting you. That's that's here.

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<v Speaker 2>You're locked in. I didn't get it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's also if you die, it's not gonna go good either.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you died.

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<v Speaker 5>Dogs dogs will wait a lot a while though, so

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<v Speaker 5>shout out to Xavier Pool. Very funny comment got to Dallas, Texas.

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<v Speaker 5>He said that he used to work for animal control,

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<v Speaker 5>and the dogs will wait a lot longer.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have this data, you know, animal control find

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<v Speaker 2>out so like when they go to someone's house that died,

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<v Speaker 2>they see how long you took the dog. They can

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<v Speaker 2>just how much is eating away You've seen the time

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<v Speaker 2>they've had.

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<v Speaker 3>There's some kind of dog science.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't work for them.

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<v Speaker 2>They like, that's about it. Wait for It's like it's

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<v Speaker 2>like a it's not right. Yeah, but that's the worth

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<v Speaker 2>of thigh. They probably got about a week of thigh

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<v Speaker 2>in there. It's been a three weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>But cattle, get your ship tomorrow. You go out tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>Cats they started it's the cheeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a cat or dog person? Dog? And you

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<v Speaker 2>loved so you probably be found before anything happens. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you probably wouldn't bother you. He likes to eat paper towels,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm not really his taste. That's dope.

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<v Speaker 5>I had My dog likes to shred up sandwich wrappers.

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<v Speaker 5>Well if she don't consumed them. No, she just like

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<v Speaker 5>you know how she is.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just like.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's mad because I'm gone, because she's

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<v Speaker 5>up my ass all day.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. Yeah, it starts off that way with him.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is Cardi. He's a cocky who's like a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit overweight, and he likes pads too clean ones.

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<v Speaker 2>If he's going really crazy, he was going to try

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<v Speaker 2>to get non clean pass. I'm like, your tripping gardy one.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind. I'm nat exactly, but no, he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh fresh mad Like if I'm packing, like I have

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<v Speaker 2>my stuff out, like packing my paths, Like is that

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<v Speaker 2>a regular word max right there, and then today when

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. I spoked my first cigarette last night,

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<v Speaker 2>you got whoa, No, what's happening? You don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>do this. Everyone's so judging about it, and I was

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<v Speaker 2>judging the person that I was with who had the cigarette.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I was thinking, I was just talking to

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<v Speaker 2>my homegirl, like you know what, smoking cigarettes is so chic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's county, it's like long day, but it's just never

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<v Speaker 2>like the opportunity never presented itself. And then it did

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<v Speaker 2>last night, and it's like, wow, that's like kiss.

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<v Speaker 5>How did you feel? What kind of cigarette was it?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, okay, because that matters.

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<v Speaker 2>My homeway came across the corner with a cigarette in

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<v Speaker 2>his hand, one behind his ear. I'm like, oh, you tripping,

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was like, wait a minute, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>I can smell a cigarette. I just wanted to be strong.

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<v Speaker 2>I see what it was like, and it just tasted

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<v Speaker 2>like it's not as bad as it smells. No, it

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<v Speaker 2>does not taste as bad as it smells. Right, cold?

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<v Speaker 3>Was it a menthol?

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<v Speaker 2>Cold is the best way I could just scratch it? Wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't feel like bigspaper.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it wasn't okay, so he was. It was regular tobacco.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just, you know, just a little sick. I was, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>now I did it? Are you a menthol man?

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<v Speaker 5>I used to put him in the freezer sometimes yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>but they don't freeze the twigs yees yeah, or batteries.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's different things.

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean the.

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<v Speaker 1>Place you put we're not eating any of these both,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know, they hit.

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<v Speaker 2>Different when you put in freezing like a twigs far yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of cold. Maybe it's just a psychological fun thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I think in my head it was like keeping them fresher.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, yeah, no, don't take that long smoke. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>learning from the pack. Okay, damn.

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<v Speaker 3>It's more like we've talked about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, I guess I've just never asked enough follow up questions.

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<v Speaker 1>I think sometimes you I do. And I've never smoked

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<v Speaker 1>a cigarette in that chic hot pocket.

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<v Speaker 3>This is fucked up.

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<v Speaker 5>I think we get the same vintage T shirt ads

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<v Speaker 5>on Instagram because I almost got that shirt and white.

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<v Speaker 3>Within the last couple of days.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and then I remember one time I wore a

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<v Speaker 5>shirt and you were like, is that blah, blah blah,

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<v Speaker 5>and I was like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The algorithm we ventured in the same areas I must

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<v Speaker 2>have like, yeah, FBI agents must be like their cubicles

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<v Speaker 2>might be next to each other.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, they're doing it again. They're looking at conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I like that. I don't want to get to

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<v Speaker 2>the topic.

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<v Speaker 5>He's trying to buy that belly windbreaker again. I hope that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the contract was with ice can

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<v Speaker 2>because every time I go to Ross he's on every shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that about all the Boys in the Hood. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like Boys in the Hood and Slash, ice Cube and Selena.

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<v Speaker 5>So okay, I bought my little cousin and Boys in

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<v Speaker 5>the Hood sweatsuit. Boys in the Hood? Is this weird

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<v Speaker 5>thing where you're like, is this an I.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you get the bad moms? Can I tell y'all something?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we would do very well to leave ice

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<v Speaker 1>cubes money alone. I think we would do very well

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<v Speaker 1>to mind our fucking business about how ice Cube goes

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<v Speaker 1>to Dynamite. I think ice Cube has shown a financial

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<v Speaker 1>uh prowess.

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<v Speaker 2>You're trying to get a cue vision of the world's too.

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<v Speaker 2>You want how to leave this guy right here.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole movie right trying not to have ice Cube

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<v Speaker 1>down my back. I think that man has connections that

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<v Speaker 1>don't make sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he even involved in these T shirts? That question

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<v Speaker 2>my question. We've never ever seen a pivot like this.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know him as a Friday bro. He made

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<v Speaker 5>Friday that's.

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<v Speaker 1>The most arguably one of the most hood movies ever made.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he was in boys Hood. I mean sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying that, like he showed a commitment to black

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<v Speaker 1>culture that should have never tapped over into white cross

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>It's scaring me for y'all to be talking nasty. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think you're scaring me. I'm not a victim here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm demanding that we not get murdered when we walk

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<v Speaker 1>out of this building because we.

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<v Speaker 2>Talked about what is the Ice keeps doing? Name about

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<v Speaker 2>O Shane Jackson senior me inquiring why T shirts on

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<v Speaker 2>white children from ros Why are you get an ice

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<v Speaker 2>keep shirt? Why is there an ice keep shirt? Not

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<v Speaker 2>even so much? Do you need some money situation? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just saying, did you sign up on this? Osha?

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<v Speaker 5>I hate to I hate the stereotype, but like white

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<v Speaker 5>kid in an Ice Cube T shirt. That's a dirty

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<v Speaker 5>ass white kid. Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Any white person that says yay yay, that's not the

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<v Speaker 2>right white. That's a bad white. You don't want that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ice whites are the most dangerous white. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>I've met ice Cube white, and I don't ever want

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<v Speaker 2>to know. Not after sunset.

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<v Speaker 1>You're supposed to put that down like a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to do.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, this is something I was thinking about. I tried

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<v Speaker 5>to do a bit of your work. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 5>noticed that Tupac Merch is a bad guy and Biggie

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<v Speaker 5>Merch is like classy person?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that about? You ever noticed that?

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<v Speaker 5>But it seems like you should be swapped because Tupac

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<v Speaker 5>was talking that revolutionary ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Biggie was just talking but like and Biggie was the colorist. Mmmm,

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<v Speaker 2>say more about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeahs continued, You know the ugly escape bitches, faith over,

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<v Speaker 1>little Kim going.

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<v Speaker 2>On, Christopher Wallace, what's going on? What's up? What's up? Beer?

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<v Speaker 5>I think that he I think he had issues with it.

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<v Speaker 5>Heart throw never fat, black and ugly as ever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's however, down to the socks. I think

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<v Speaker 5>it took a while for that man to get pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>But when he got it, and I think he really was.

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<v Speaker 1>We were seeing a journey in its later end and

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<v Speaker 1>in that or in a later start, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>in that way he was doing sometimes little boys ship

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<v Speaker 1>where you're like, I want to be bad, light skinned one.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not right.

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<v Speaker 5>And I think he would have got He wasn't like that,

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<v Speaker 5>right they say puff put him onto that, Like he

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't like that.

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<v Speaker 2>That wasn't even his way. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think as he got older he probably would

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<v Speaker 1>have matured.

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<v Speaker 2>They were only like twenty four and twenty five. They

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<v Speaker 2>were bays anyway. He wasn't even older yet. Twenty four. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I hadn't figured out where my body parts were and

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<v Speaker 2>that's why it was mine. Yeah, but I have more body.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's fair a complicated system.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I'm still finding new ship. Yeah. So it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot, and I can't look down there. Y'all can

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<v Speaker 2>bring y'all stuff to y'all. I gotta get got got

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<v Speaker 2>to get them. I got a two stroke engine. You

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<v Speaker 2>got a V eight, you know, And it's it's areas.

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<v Speaker 3>You got You're using different kinds of fuel.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot. I got a pedal bike down here.

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<v Speaker 2>It had its own doctor. I don't have a what

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<v Speaker 2>You also just have to hold it off. I got

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<v Speaker 2>one of them big wheels with the little wheel. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. It's just instructions. And if you wipe

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<v Speaker 2>it wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, now you got to get medicine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah damn. I never had to get medicine because of

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<v Speaker 2>a wiping decision me either. No. I wipe like front,

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<v Speaker 2>back to front, and I pray you're not doing that. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not okay something like that. But you had to

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<v Speaker 2>learn to learn. You got to learn stuff. But then

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<v Speaker 2>that was never the issue. I learned that if I

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<v Speaker 2>had one, you know how, I learned to stop wiping

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<v Speaker 2>back to the front. I got huge care of it.

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<v Speaker 2>That is saying, right, aba, you used to wipe back

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<v Speaker 2>to front because I thought that was the logical choice.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know any better. No one ever been down

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<v Speaker 2>there or anything otherwise. Do you remember the the website

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<v Speaker 2>FML yeah, my life we've never heard of before. I

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<v Speaker 2>sauch a weird middle period where I wasn't on the internet.

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<v Speaker 2>It is like two thousand and nine, and you would

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<v Speaker 2>have to it's when websites were thinking to go to

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<v Speaker 2>an actual w W W.

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<v Speaker 1>Do If you wanted to watch funny videos, you had

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<v Speaker 1>to go to a funny video site.

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<v Speaker 2>That means you need a computer exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where okay, and I did not.

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<v Speaker 2>We had those in my house, my own. I was

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<v Speaker 2>on my own to do it. No, he ran, he

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<v Speaker 2>ran away from home. Yeah, yeah, out resource. Yes what

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<v Speaker 2>the lore later put a pending that Okay, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get some lore.

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<v Speaker 3>The point is I was not on the computer from

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<v Speaker 3>about two thousand four to two thousand and ten. I

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<v Speaker 3>was pretty much not.

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<v Speaker 1>On the When he found out Obama was president, he

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<v Speaker 1>went crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>I can still see T shirts likes then he I

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<v Speaker 5>could still see the merchant.

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<v Speaker 2>With moments of Internet and it got really before the

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<v Speaker 2>thing became just social media. It was other areas in

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<v Speaker 2>the Age website. I fucked my life and people would

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<v Speaker 2>say like this, I walked outside and drop my tacos.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck my life. It would be something low level,

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<v Speaker 2>be higher, but a lot I saw a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>them was like I went down on a girl and

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<v Speaker 2>I found out she weps back to front. Fucked my

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<v Speaker 2>life and I'm like, okay, what's Oh fourteen, So I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's that mean? Whoa? And I didn't realize that you're

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<v Speaker 2>wiping ship juice up. You were a big age finding

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<v Speaker 2>this out. What I mean? I was like, thirteen fourteen, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>that's that's I didn't know that because you know the coach,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't really start working gearing up for real.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what I say is this is women's business.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I wasn't eating a ut hour at twelve hours, right.

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<v Speaker 2>The coat is just like hey, this chilling, Like what's

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<v Speaker 2>the period starts like, all right, we're working on all cylinders.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm completely comfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I was like, oh, I need to start

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<v Speaker 2>actually taking care of this organ which is there, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Taking care of mine. I don't know that I've done

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<v Speaker 1>everything I care though, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Once a month. Like a gun.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't go off in the close? What's the care? Safety

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<v Speaker 2>is uncircumcised people is at a safety? No, that's the

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<v Speaker 2>riskiest way to live, I'd say, uncircumcised. Yeah, yeah, yeah

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<v Speaker 2>it is, uh it real off? No, no, no, what's

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<v Speaker 2>going like? I'm just imply short. You're not gonna catch

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<v Speaker 2>my man slipping.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, no, no, well actually more than ever, we're

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<v Speaker 5>not gonna catch you slipping.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking about circumcised versus short. Sure, yeah, y'all did y'all?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you like we're.

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<v Speaker 5>Because it's not just in tone. Okay, this is a

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<v Speaker 5>fun exercise just talking to like it. Yess, that's fair.

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<v Speaker 2>I can hear the last. I'm guessing you're the turtleneck

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<v Speaker 2>and you're the crew neck like that. Don't say it

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<v Speaker 2>like you you must be the turtleneck slips you the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, damn, this is yo. We were having

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<v Speaker 2>a good time, you were having.

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<v Speaker 1>You introduced the nasty You should introduce the nasty game.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna anyways, well you proposed it as if

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>This is my context framing. It was a framing thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even think I've said my name.

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<v Speaker 1>We we will started the podcast, it's starting. We we

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<v Speaker 1>did the yeah, we did the song, everything like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you're fine. They don't know you're safe.

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<v Speaker 5>We we love talking about coucie technology to.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally how we start time is not at all,

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<v Speaker 1>and then somehow all of it ends up in and

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<v Speaker 1>have we been having fun?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like maybe this is just me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, you came to the right place.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, if you think you started this in your room, we're.

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<v Speaker 5>Gonna get We're gonna go back to Front Today, ABC.

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<v Speaker 2>And Deco over here. I love that. Let's get the animiot.

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<v Speaker 3>I got some you know, we got a nurse on site.

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<v Speaker 2>That's perfect. Can we get something floaking? Hey, let me

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<v Speaker 2>get some meth with quin too. I'm trying to party.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had all the prescriptions in my twenties. You listened

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<v Speaker 2>a lot more than I knew. Yeah, I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do nothing up here. People doing like bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>body works bath like, uh they know that would get

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<v Speaker 2>up and leave. Well, that's because you did.

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<v Speaker 1>So you did thirteen years of damage.

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<v Speaker 2>I think through the hell even never came up. I

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<v Speaker 2>just assumed that maybe I figured it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you checked out during that conversation. I pray you

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<v Speaker 1>checked out, because my God, is thirteen too long.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, well, I didn't know we're already here. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know where my actual vagina was until college. That's okay. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know where I couldn't locate it. Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know my homegow were here. I was trying to

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<v Speaker 2>figure out how to put a tampon on again, Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>okay putting it on? I was no, I was, I

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<v Speaker 2>was being silly. Oh that was so I understand. Next

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<v Speaker 2>I was like I didn't know how to put it

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<v Speaker 2>because I didn't know where my vagina was.

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<v Speaker 5>I understand that idea where you're like, oh, let it

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<v Speaker 5>hug it and then it'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of because every couch she's had a hot dog bun.

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<v Speaker 2>Luckily because I had, I was like, you got to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you boys about that. So I remember seeing a

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<v Speaker 2>few platters in my day. My god one time side

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<v Speaker 2>of the lambay again too, Can I have you on

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<v Speaker 2>Sidey's that's a phue. So yeah, my home with the dorms.

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<v Speaker 2>When the dorms that and my HBC and they have

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<v Speaker 2>like usually the shower stalls. There was one tub stall.

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<v Speaker 2>We have more room in there. We're going there and

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<v Speaker 2>she we're coochies is out. She's like, okay, what you

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<v Speaker 2>do is oh she taught you. She's breaking it down.

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<v Speaker 2>I will lay bloomer. So boy had never touched my couchie,

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<v Speaker 2>so I didn't know where it was.

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<v Speaker 5>I will want to say, I do want to say.

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<v Speaker 5>This is what I had prayed was happening in college dorms.

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<v Speaker 2>College. It wasn't nearly as erotic as niggas, but imagine

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't. I was like, okay, girl, what you do

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<v Speaker 2>is spread.

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<v Speaker 3>What a good friend though?

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<v Speaker 2>Friends? Yeah, we're not like besties, but it's like that

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<v Speaker 2>every birthday, every really, what my bdding is in like

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<v Speaker 2>four months, she's not going to come.

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<v Speaker 1>I was her, It's cool, Okay, you gotta repair this relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>This this person taught you to put a tampon. She

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what womanhood. And you know, it's just getting so personal.

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<v Speaker 2>But I finally got my couchie on track when I

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<v Speaker 2>was said twenty four by twent before I got my

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<v Speaker 2>coushie together. Okay, it was very sensitive. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>what I was doing because the reason I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>where my guchie was because I went to the it's

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<v Speaker 2>just get deep. We're here going to college where I

0:21:22.760 --> 0:21:24.240
<v Speaker 2>went to college. I thought I was bron I was

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<v Speaker 2>a very notorious version. Just I was like, I'm a virgin.

0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Everyone alo I have coming. Literally it was very annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>Let her have the room to herself. Who tweets from

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eleven. I said, oh what a bitch, She said,

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<v Speaker 2>you were bragging about it on Twitter. My my, May

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty eleven. I graduated from high school and I might.

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<v Speaker 3>Were the same age.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah see ye I that I know, I know, I

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<v Speaker 2>know I was driving. I posted on Facebook. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I graduated from high school at sixteen years old. I

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<v Speaker 2>was sixteen and then one hundred percent version family here

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<v Speaker 2>I come. And it was just like, that's I'm glad

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<v Speaker 2>that man. It was something one of them city ball. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not true. That's not true. It was it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was bad, and I was like, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the guy in colleges because when I get

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<v Speaker 2>to college, it's gonna be fun. I'm gonna be doing me.

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<v Speaker 2>My friends had a conversation like, hey, okay, when we

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<v Speaker 2>go to college and started doing sex stuff, we got

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<v Speaker 2>to have a cold black head girl. Was this a

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<v Speaker 2>level eight on the whole scale? Was this a ten?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was a two? So we had to keep

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<v Speaker 2>each other up. We went to different schools.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so why did you have to tell each We

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<v Speaker 5>all tell you what I can continue. Why did you

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<v Speaker 5>need to it just numbers make it bitch, I did, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>What you did? What level is it?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was like the story it was just

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<v Speaker 1>a fun game of fine, yeah, just keeping it.

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<v Speaker 2>America, lize black girl's going to take that idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not the man to write you think.

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<v Speaker 2>About something similar and they about it. Black women.

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<v Speaker 5>Black women do need their coming of age sex movie.

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<v Speaker 5>I would say that that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no stuff you.

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<v Speaker 5>Can I think that that is so funny. And if

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<v Speaker 5>you need it, like a weird old janitor at the

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<v Speaker 5>high school.

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<v Speaker 2>You just you just told me, Yeah you need.

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<v Speaker 5>Just rework that whole ship a star quarterback in the movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll keep picture myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Yeah, And it's like and we do come together.

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<v Speaker 1>Potato Janitor co Janitors, I would say, potato is crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>sweet potato pies nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>It will be.

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is the greatest idea we've ever knowing about.

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<v Speaker 2>My people will call you people.

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<v Speaker 1>We have the and we have recorded this, so uh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't try to back out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>You you are you need to. Let Will Varrol be

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<v Speaker 2>in somehow. Maybe the janitors have a book. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we need like a black stiffler. It will figure it out. Yeah,

0:24:10.200 --> 0:24:14.560
<v Speaker 2>a black girl Stiffler. That's the best idea. Girl Stiffler.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, And I know black girl stifflers like that

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<v Speaker 2>they exists. Are scared me my whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>I know a lot of black girls who were perverts. Yeah,

0:24:24.600 --> 0:24:28.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't have the representation that they deserve.

0:24:28.160 --> 0:24:32.359
<v Speaker 2>Either, like hyper sexual just like slipt Jessebel. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>need like just a Stiffler.

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<v Speaker 3>She makes the noises.

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<v Speaker 2>And then like Stiffatt's dad, find daddy. Oh ship, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even think about that. Oh my god, I could

0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:53.000
<v Speaker 2>be Stiffler's dad. Whoa, whoa. Now you're a sex symbol.

0:24:53.080 --> 0:24:55.359
<v Speaker 2>That's a whole new life for me. Now you're Jennifer Cooley.

0:24:55.480 --> 0:24:58.040
<v Speaker 2>That's a whole new life for me. Like, that's what

0:24:58.080 --> 0:25:02.119
<v Speaker 2>you need to we need to take has two dads,

0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:07.920
<v Speaker 2>But you're the sexy one. But but.

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:13.919
<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying, you're the one that the internet.

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:17.280
<v Speaker 2>You just the fun, That's all I'm trying to do. Yeah,

0:25:17.880 --> 0:25:20.680
<v Speaker 2>but she's so sexy away because she has two dads

0:25:21.880 --> 0:25:24.520
<v Speaker 2>tell her about sex and opening the house.

0:25:24.800 --> 0:25:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I will say, as I'm reflecting on it now, it

0:25:27.200 --> 0:25:28.480
<v Speaker 1>is going to make you a pedophile.

0:25:29.119 --> 0:25:31.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that's unfortunately, it sucks that you back to

0:25:31.400 --> 0:25:36.000
<v Speaker 2>that quarter. Just now hitting me that that is a pedophile.

0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's not. I just want to make it out.

0:25:38.240 --> 0:25:41.720
<v Speaker 3>I just want to be I want the idea of Stiffler's.

0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:46.080
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we'll age them up. Maybe friends has an

0:25:46.080 --> 0:25:49.280
<v Speaker 2>older sister that's like twenty six. Now we're exiting. Okay,

0:25:49.400 --> 0:25:54.439
<v Speaker 2>now we're imagining. But I found cologist and I was like,

0:25:54.520 --> 0:25:57.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting a pastor because I'm grown. I don't know

0:25:57.320 --> 0:25:59.520
<v Speaker 2>if you'all familiar with the speculum.

0:25:59.560 --> 0:26:04.720
<v Speaker 5>The machine that they used, it's like that stretching machine

0:26:04.760 --> 0:26:05.480
<v Speaker 5>in the gym.

0:26:05.680 --> 0:26:08.800
<v Speaker 2>It is. I literally I'm gonna jumped up the table

0:26:08.840 --> 0:26:11.439
<v Speaker 2>and I said, you put that ship away. And they

0:26:11.520 --> 0:26:13.720
<v Speaker 2>was like, hey girl, you must have been wiping back

0:26:13.760 --> 0:26:16.320
<v Speaker 2>to front because your PhD got in that world. So

0:26:16.320 --> 0:26:23.400
<v Speaker 2>they're like, here some medicine world. Break it back. They

0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:25.800
<v Speaker 2>gave me medicine. But it was like, this is so

0:26:25.960 --> 0:26:28.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm just telling all my business. I don't care that

0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:30.960
<v Speaker 2>seventeen year oldf is embarrassed. I mean, don't give great now.

0:26:31.320 --> 0:26:34.640
<v Speaker 2>So this is Mars pussy as far as I can tell.

0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:38.560
<v Speaker 2>So they were like, here's the medicine. They hear a

0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:43.600
<v Speaker 2>lot of flaming hot process. Cheat what I'm saying, it's

0:26:43.840 --> 0:26:50.320
<v Speaker 2>very red, that's front, it's got fire coming out of it.

0:26:51.359 --> 0:26:53.919
<v Speaker 2>So they gave me, they gave me medicine. But it

0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:57.440
<v Speaker 2>was like it's a pository MM out there, but you

0:26:57.480 --> 0:27:00.000
<v Speaker 2>basically but like described and you got to put it

0:27:00.080 --> 0:27:01.800
<v Speaker 2>up there. But I did. I was literally just putting

0:27:01.800 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 2>on like mustard because I didn't know what is going on.

0:27:06.800 --> 0:27:11.080
<v Speaker 2>Fuck maw, this sucks. It's I don't know, but it does.

0:27:11.119 --> 0:27:12.720
<v Speaker 2>I figured it out that it just sucks that you

0:27:12.760 --> 0:27:13.320
<v Speaker 2>went through this.

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:14.119
<v Speaker 3>It's hard.

0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't even I don't think you know, kids of stupid.

0:27:17.960 --> 0:27:19.879
<v Speaker 2>So I didn't ask my mom because I just figured

0:27:19.880 --> 0:27:22.760
<v Speaker 2>thought I knew whatever. Yeah, So when it wasn't like

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:27.919
<v Speaker 2>doing nothing, I was like what I got and I

0:27:27.960 --> 0:27:29.479
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, I don't know where my couchie is.

0:27:30.080 --> 0:27:33.520
<v Speaker 2>That's when that I was, Okay, that's tough. That's gotta be. Yeah,

0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:36.600
<v Speaker 2>that's got to be a crazy feeling at that age. Yeah,

0:27:37.000 --> 0:27:37.639
<v Speaker 2>like what's that.

0:27:37.760 --> 0:27:40.760
<v Speaker 5>I didn't know where this ship was at any point,

0:27:42.320 --> 0:27:43.120
<v Speaker 5>Call the cops.

0:27:43.280 --> 0:27:45.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't even know the.

0:27:46.280 --> 0:27:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Seed down there. And then it's like you know coochies.

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:52.479
<v Speaker 5>You gotta, but you want to find it.

0:27:52.560 --> 0:27:54.280
<v Speaker 2>And it's not like you were in them books. It's

0:27:54.320 --> 0:27:56.720
<v Speaker 2>like the secret Garden and not in not in your

0:27:56.760 --> 0:27:59.240
<v Speaker 2>own pants, and you're out of that.

0:27:59.640 --> 0:28:01.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, with the mirror right now.

0:28:01.960 --> 0:28:05.439
<v Speaker 2>I didn't hit the mirror, but it just overwhelming.

0:28:06.200 --> 0:28:07.919
<v Speaker 5>I was the first time you go down there, I

0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:09.880
<v Speaker 5>just I don't the first time I was down there.

0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:11.720
<v Speaker 2>You're beating your meat, is what you're trying to say.

0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 2>I was, Yeah, but I didn't even know I could

0:28:18.680 --> 0:28:20.959
<v Speaker 2>go down there. It was it was what is it?

0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:23.359
<v Speaker 2>You must never go there symbols. I didn't even go

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:26.560
<v Speaker 2>all the way down. You figured out that hood and

0:28:26.640 --> 0:28:30.199
<v Speaker 2>you were straight. I was right here with what I

0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:32.359
<v Speaker 2>like to do. I getting made fun of this in

0:28:32.400 --> 0:28:36.119
<v Speaker 2>the keV verse. The my emoji is a bathtub for

0:28:36.160 --> 0:28:36.639
<v Speaker 2>a reason.

0:28:37.160 --> 0:28:39.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't have a better way of introducing you at

0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:42.880
<v Speaker 1>this point. You know, I think you think you've done

0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:46.800
<v Speaker 1>the work. Yeah, let's say it. You did the goddamn work.

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:50.080
<v Speaker 1>You showed us who the fuck you are. We we

0:28:50.120 --> 0:28:52.280
<v Speaker 1>are so happy to have her here. Y'all gonna clip,

0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:55.080
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely we are.

0:28:55.840 --> 0:28:59.280
<v Speaker 2>You don't think we're not. We're not seeing my signs

0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:13.720
<v Speaker 2>right now. This damn, I said, got her cooked. I'm cooked, man,

0:29:14.160 --> 0:29:19.640
<v Speaker 2>Mel Mitchell. The face it's like every face, three cameras

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:23.080
<v Speaker 2>right here in my face. Whatever I say, the crazy,

0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:24.720
<v Speaker 2>She's like, damn, that's gonna be the thumb. Now. I

0:29:24.760 --> 0:29:26.760
<v Speaker 2>went on Chocolate Sundays. I said one sentence and then

0:29:26.840 --> 0:29:28.840
<v Speaker 2>the one. I was like, yeah, I got you, but

0:29:28.840 --> 0:29:33.840
<v Speaker 2>blah blah thumb nail. I got you know, that's that's

0:29:33.880 --> 0:29:34.240
<v Speaker 2>my thing.

0:29:34.560 --> 0:29:37.800
<v Speaker 3>So no girl, but again Chocolate Mondays.

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:43.040
<v Speaker 2>So but hey, guys, I'm Mel Mitchell with the with

0:29:43.200 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 2>the crazy cochi of stage, which is crazy with that

0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 2>crazy cuchie.

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:53.200
<v Speaker 3>That's that's a Facebook name, crazy Crazy.

0:29:54.080 --> 0:29:58.920
<v Speaker 2>But you learn how to And once I started being

0:29:58.920 --> 0:30:01.760
<v Speaker 2>fast with boys and I got fingers, I was like,

0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:03.440
<v Speaker 2>oh that's what it's all the way down there.

0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:07.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and now your probably game got a little better.

0:30:07.560 --> 0:30:10.560
<v Speaker 5>Right, Yeah, like when it comes to you're so good

0:30:10.720 --> 0:30:11.880
<v Speaker 5>you keep it in the front of the house.

0:30:12.520 --> 0:30:16.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you like the DJ. Of course I read DJs,

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:19.720
<v Speaker 2>but the short version is I mean like I learned

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:22.440
<v Speaker 2>how to. I learned how to DJ. I figured I

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:25.280
<v Speaker 2>discovered DJ when I was like twelve, did it aggressively

0:30:25.280 --> 0:30:27.640
<v Speaker 2>in the summer two thousand and six. It was right,

0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 2>it was insane. Actually, we were both doing that at

0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:34.160
<v Speaker 2>the same hey is his name?

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:38.320
<v Speaker 1>Any summer after about nineteen ninety eight, I was doing it.

0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:40.800
<v Speaker 2>We were probably all doing it to a Lloyd. Yeah,

0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:46.200
<v Speaker 2>I did that, and perhaps honestly, I didn't even know

0:30:46.440 --> 0:30:47.760
<v Speaker 2>what I was doing for us. I didn't even need

0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:51.280
<v Speaker 2>nothing just happened. I'm just seeing what's doing. I wasn't

0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:53.280
<v Speaker 2>a visual I didn't have noth individualized. I'm just like,

0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:56.160
<v Speaker 2>see what's going on. Oh that's kind of beautiful though,

0:30:58.120 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 2>and then I was shamed with guilt because oh god,

0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:01.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get struck by light and then go

0:31:01.560 --> 0:31:03.360
<v Speaker 2>to hell. So I was like I stopped. And then

0:31:03.480 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 2>high school I rediscovered it in summer boredom, and then

0:31:05.880 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 2>I used to be on the message boards coking Teret

0:31:08.440 --> 0:31:10.040
<v Speaker 2>and I used to read a lot of fan fictions.

0:31:10.040 --> 0:31:11.960
<v Speaker 2>But on the message board the fan fiction was like

0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:16.680
<v Speaker 2>a adult's only section. I'm meetings like fifty fiction. So

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:19.240
<v Speaker 2>it was bbs reloaded it's the name of the website,

0:31:19.320 --> 0:31:21.000
<v Speaker 2>and it was mostly like, it's like black girls writing

0:31:21.000 --> 0:31:24.240
<v Speaker 2>fan fiction, so it's not like Twilight and Ship. But

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:28.320
<v Speaker 2>it was like I might. It's based on so most

0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:32.560
<v Speaker 2>of the oh with the whole thing. I have jokes

0:31:32.560 --> 0:31:34.480
<v Speaker 2>about this. It was actually very insane some of my

0:31:34.720 --> 0:31:37.600
<v Speaker 2>my origin stories. I was writing some erotic fan fiction

0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:40.120
<v Speaker 2>when I was thirteen. I didn't have any I didn't

0:31:40.120 --> 0:31:41.800
<v Speaker 2>know what I was doing, but I was like it

0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:44.120
<v Speaker 2>was between me and like Chris Brown, and then my

0:31:44.200 --> 0:31:47.560
<v Speaker 2>sister Chris saw it. Yeah, this is two than seven.

0:31:47.920 --> 0:31:49.480
<v Speaker 2>And I was a really big Chris Brown fan until

0:31:49.520 --> 0:31:52.240
<v Speaker 2>I definitely wasn't but some of but in two thousand

0:31:52.240 --> 0:31:54.080
<v Speaker 2>and seven it was a story. I was a big

0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:56.440
<v Speaker 2>B five fan. Okay, I love B.

0:31:56.560 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Five five B five were them five boys, the Breeding five.

0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:03.440
<v Speaker 1>They were like a rebuild of the.

0:32:03.560 --> 0:32:09.800
<v Speaker 3>Jackson Oh super light skin kind. I know what you're

0:32:09.800 --> 0:32:10.280
<v Speaker 3>talking about.

0:32:10.640 --> 0:32:11.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I know.

0:32:11.520 --> 0:32:13.480
<v Speaker 1>You just a girl and we thank you, We thank

0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:17.520
<v Speaker 1>you for your business. A lot of people have turned

0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:19.480
<v Speaker 1>on us, so it's it's nice you know that there's

0:32:19.520 --> 0:32:20.440
<v Speaker 1>somebody still out there.

0:32:20.640 --> 0:32:22.600
<v Speaker 2>I try my best, Like I'm getting a Chocolate King

0:32:22.800 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 2>is like every time I go out, You're a color

0:32:24.880 --> 0:32:26.760
<v Speaker 2>is Michel, But I swear I'm not like I love

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Chocolate King. The Green Niggas.

0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:38.320
<v Speaker 5>Man. That's how they come to Yeah, damn no, I

0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:39.959
<v Speaker 5>don't think it would work as well if you were

0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:40.800
<v Speaker 5>a green eyed dude.

0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:44.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, I I wouldn't trust you to look in

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 1>my eyes, yeah and not take advantage of that.

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, greenizes. Yeah, the green eyeses a lot, and my

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:56.560
<v Speaker 2>green eyes, like I never went full green eyes before.

0:32:56.680 --> 0:32:59.920
<v Speaker 2>I never went full green eyes. You didn't counted, I guess.

0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:04.760
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, you said, yeah, it's like now it's just

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:07.640
<v Speaker 2>we're green ezing now. Yeah. So like my kids going

0:33:07.720 --> 0:33:10.760
<v Speaker 2>to like Steph Curry kids, and it's like, Okay, that's

0:33:10.840 --> 0:33:13.520
<v Speaker 2>just my life now. Yeah, everyone's not green eyes with

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:15.320
<v Speaker 2>me because you know, the gene's gonna take over. Yeah,

0:33:15.720 --> 0:33:17.280
<v Speaker 2>and they are going to talk different to you in

0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 2>the house. Yeah. Oh really is that? I'm already being

0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:24.560
<v Speaker 2>for all the works the scenario. I'm already ready for it.

0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:27.160
<v Speaker 5>Because my wife I'm trying to darken her doorstep. Okay,

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:30.320
<v Speaker 5>we're trying to bring it back. She's good.

0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm trying to bring it bringing it.

0:33:32.880 --> 0:33:33.960
<v Speaker 3>Let's bring it back over here.

0:33:34.080 --> 0:33:37.480
<v Speaker 2>We can get back to straight black. Yeah. So the

0:33:37.520 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 2>bloodline is he does have eight great black great grandparents.

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I've checked. I don't always play like that. You know

0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:46.440
<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying. I make sure it's just a mono

0:33:46.600 --> 0:33:50.560
<v Speaker 2>racial light skin. Okay, fine, but yeah, how do you

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:53.200
<v Speaker 2>even get on my skin? Oh? Be five? Yeah, please

0:33:53.280 --> 0:33:57.480
<v Speaker 2>write fan fiction and want what you want? Want? What's that?

0:33:57.600 --> 0:34:00.600
<v Speaker 2>What was the B five hits song? Oh dude is

0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:04.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's right. They remade the Troop song. I'm thinking

0:34:04.760 --> 0:34:07.320
<v Speaker 2>of a different song. Oh was it a just I

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:08.200
<v Speaker 2>think it was a Troop?

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, Troop remade it in the eighties and they

0:34:10.640 --> 0:34:13.200
<v Speaker 1>kind of sampled the true version, but it's still Yeah,

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:15.800
<v Speaker 1>so that was like the whole But yeah, I was

0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:17.680
<v Speaker 1>writing a sexy between me and Chris.

0:34:17.920 --> 0:34:19.719
<v Speaker 2>I wrote a story and it was based off the

0:34:19.760 --> 0:34:22.719
<v Speaker 2>song Circle by Marcus Houston. Of course, because of course

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:29.960
<v Speaker 2>it was yeah and a fine man as well. No, no,

0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:34.120
<v Speaker 2>because he was wearing through trench coach like it was

0:34:34.200 --> 0:34:37.920
<v Speaker 2>never really for me. Oh sure, I think my big

0:34:37.960 --> 0:34:42.560
<v Speaker 2>he was came out like, heyday was this child? I

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:44.000
<v Speaker 2>was gonna say he was too sexy to young.

0:34:44.080 --> 0:34:46.279
<v Speaker 5>As he grew up and did it didn't he was

0:34:46.320 --> 0:34:48.320
<v Speaker 5>like because immaturity, dressed like a man, but he was

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:48.839
<v Speaker 5>still a boy.

0:34:48.920 --> 0:34:50.239
<v Speaker 2>That's that's a tough fact.

0:34:50.920 --> 0:34:53.560
<v Speaker 1>And you could tell that he was gonna have a

0:34:53.640 --> 0:34:56.319
<v Speaker 1>weird shape, you know what I mean, Like it wasn't

0:34:56.360 --> 0:34:57.880
<v Speaker 1>finished yet, but you could tell.

0:34:57.840 --> 0:35:00.040
<v Speaker 2>Like the hair hit that hit, yeah, and the my

0:35:00.120 --> 0:35:01.759
<v Speaker 2>head was unleast. She was like, oh, that's your head.

0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:03.960
<v Speaker 1>He got, he got, And I want to be respectful

0:35:04.000 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 1>about this. He got little person head.

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:11.640
<v Speaker 3>Which is, uh, that's an affliction that strikes many.

0:35:11.960 --> 0:35:15.560
<v Speaker 1>It's not a judgment, is I think of that shape wise? Yeah,

0:35:15.760 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 1>just shaped like what I think is a part of

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:19.160
<v Speaker 1>a lot that is kind.

0:35:19.080 --> 0:35:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Of like the peanuts from Proud Family m but like rotated. Yes.

0:35:23.760 --> 0:35:26.160
<v Speaker 1>And I want to be careful about making any more

0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:29.360
<v Speaker 1>comparisons because now we're getting into dangerous territory of what

0:35:29.480 --> 0:35:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I said mixing with what you said, and now they're

0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:34.480
<v Speaker 1>going to be like we are saying little people have

0:35:34.600 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 1>peanuts shaped.

0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:42.719
<v Speaker 2>Go deeper, stay with me now. And what hurt me

0:35:42.880 --> 0:35:50.960
<v Speaker 2>is all he's saying something important. I'm separable. You're saying

0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:56.680
<v Speaker 2>you please don't get me sent to jail. So yeah,

0:35:57.200 --> 0:36:00.560
<v Speaker 2>the erotic scene and it was like, okay, I was

0:36:00.600 --> 0:36:02.120
<v Speaker 2>with Brian from BEEFI because he was when I was

0:36:02.160 --> 0:36:03.279
<v Speaker 2>my age, So I was like, okay, my name on

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:06.600
<v Speaker 2>everything was Brian's Girl ninety four That's beautiful and thank you.

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:09.040
<v Speaker 2>And so I was with Brian in high school and

0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:11.319
<v Speaker 2>you know the song so he fell apart And I'm

0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 2>with Chris Brown now because of course I am. And

0:36:13.440 --> 0:36:16.000
<v Speaker 2>you're going crazy, but this is like years later. Yeah,

0:36:16.480 --> 0:36:19.040
<v Speaker 2>but like taste right at this time. Why you're not

0:36:19.080 --> 0:36:21.520
<v Speaker 2>being tacky about it? You're not like next week now?

0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:23.320
<v Speaker 2>Hold no, like they're wrong now. So, like they weren't

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:25.040
<v Speaker 2>together in high school and she's like, I don't know

0:36:25.239 --> 0:36:26.719
<v Speaker 2>ultimate that. I was like, oh, she's like twenty two.

0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Who she's still grown so I'm thirteen, and I was, yeah,

0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:35.000
<v Speaker 2>she's a lady whoa well? And I was writing the

0:36:35.040 --> 0:36:36.560
<v Speaker 2>sex scene between me and Chris Brown and I say

0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Brian's name during sex. Oh, and Chris Brown's not gonna

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:41.719
<v Speaker 2>like that at all.

0:36:41.880 --> 0:36:44.320
<v Speaker 3>No, not that country boy from Tapa Handache.

0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:48.759
<v Speaker 2>Now he is where he resides. Understand it is a

0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:51.479
<v Speaker 2>little man. And you see that band in a hanger.

0:36:51.520 --> 0:36:54.279
<v Speaker 2>That means he's like a bandit might like abandoned woof Yeah,

0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:59.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh good for y'all kids. Kiss And I'm not gonna

0:37:00.840 --> 0:37:02.960
<v Speaker 2>like denounced Chris Brown because like you keep on embrassment.

0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:04.640
<v Speaker 2>You're just not a good person. I can't keep but

0:37:04.880 --> 0:37:11.720
<v Speaker 2>like I'll be like, I'm a country. I got it. Sorry.

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:13.439
<v Speaker 3>I had to think of it as a paint song.

0:37:13.960 --> 0:37:15.880
<v Speaker 2>That is a good way to think healthy. I got

0:37:15.960 --> 0:37:18.840
<v Speaker 2>paper Girls and now he started me. But yeah, so

0:37:19.080 --> 0:37:20.960
<v Speaker 2>I was writing getting word and this is before Wi

0:37:21.160 --> 0:37:24.320
<v Speaker 2>Fi and you have to little U USB ship to

0:37:24.400 --> 0:37:26.120
<v Speaker 2>put like Sprint would sell the USB to get on

0:37:26.160 --> 0:37:28.560
<v Speaker 2>the Internet, but with wireless, but we had one per household.

0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:31.040
<v Speaker 3>I am aware of the technology.

0:37:31.360 --> 0:37:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you weren't there, but you remember, I know that

0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:35.600
<v Speaker 2>that was a way to get the Internet. So yeah,

0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:37.640
<v Speaker 2>it's like in between dial up and actual wireless. This

0:37:37.880 --> 0:37:40.000
<v Speaker 2>was like the bridge and down. She came in the

0:37:40.080 --> 0:37:41.920
<v Speaker 2>room to like, hey, can I borrow the Internet? Very

0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:45.200
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and seven question, and I was like, yeah, here,

0:37:45.280 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 2>you know, but I'm on this big ass computer typing

0:37:48.719 --> 0:37:50.879
<v Speaker 2>and she's my sister's twelve years old and she's twenty five.

0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:53.239
<v Speaker 2>So she's like, what the fuck are you in here?

0:37:53.400 --> 0:37:55.799
<v Speaker 2>What are you working? She could feel it, she saw

0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:58.400
<v Speaker 2>like I was saying like such, and she's like, are

0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:03.600
<v Speaker 2>you I was like, oh no, she tells on me.

0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:06.959
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she has, she has, she's a reporter.

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:10.359
<v Speaker 2>She's twelve years older. She was twenty five.

0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:13.319
<v Speaker 1>She told on my sister. I'm ten and ten years

0:38:13.360 --> 0:38:16.160
<v Speaker 1>older than the next in line, and I told.

0:38:16.040 --> 0:38:18.200
<v Speaker 2>On them, and my sister's told on me like routine.

0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:20.160
<v Speaker 2>I could do it, especially if I was doing something.

0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:21.520
<v Speaker 2>They would have gotten trumb before. If they were my

0:38:21.600 --> 0:38:24.399
<v Speaker 2>agent did it. They're like, oh, I'm telling on you man.

0:38:24.800 --> 0:38:27.440
<v Speaker 2>So she told me my mom. She didn't tell my dad,

0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:28.920
<v Speaker 2>wish I was thankful for it, but she did tell

0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:30.799
<v Speaker 2>my mom, and my mom made me print it out,

0:38:31.440 --> 0:38:36.560
<v Speaker 2>oh the whole thing, and she read polish, she print controlly.

0:38:36.800 --> 0:38:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, thank god, I thought you meant no, no, no.

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:41.800
<v Speaker 2>She printed the store like all of this, and she

0:38:41.880 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 2>sat there and read it, and I had to just

0:38:43.719 --> 0:38:45.319
<v Speaker 2>sit there while she read it, and I'm.

0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:49.000
<v Speaker 5>Just like, you know, what's wild. You're not even the

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 5>only person I know that that's happened to. WHOA My

0:38:51.719 --> 0:38:57.160
<v Speaker 5>boy Zach, another comedian, he had that he wrote ship

0:38:57.360 --> 0:39:00.560
<v Speaker 5>and his mom found it. He came home and his

0:39:00.680 --> 0:39:02.080
<v Speaker 5>mom was like, he has a joke about it. But

0:39:02.400 --> 0:39:04.400
<v Speaker 5>he came home and his mom was reading it and

0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 5>she was like, my friend Catherine.

0:39:10.480 --> 0:39:12.480
<v Speaker 2>About her friend her friend Catherine.

0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:17.880
<v Speaker 1>He had written his own erotica aboutgers basically, so.

0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:21.520
<v Speaker 3>I think maybe it happens. I never was that creative

0:39:24.080 --> 0:39:24.600
<v Speaker 3>my sister.

0:39:26.480 --> 0:39:33.120
<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't have said her name, no, readact that my sister.

0:39:33.480 --> 0:39:37.840
<v Speaker 1>One time we caught her looking up porn and she

0:39:38.400 --> 0:39:40.320
<v Speaker 1>the way they called her is they looked through the

0:39:40.400 --> 0:39:43.759
<v Speaker 1>Google history, and the Google history like the drop down

0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:47.080
<v Speaker 1>was like it said naked man and then it said

0:39:47.160 --> 0:39:50.160
<v Speaker 1>naked man with no clothes and then it said naked

0:39:50.200 --> 0:39:51.480
<v Speaker 1>man with no clothes.

0:39:51.200 --> 0:39:56.400
<v Speaker 2>On having sex. And it was just listening. She was

0:39:56.560 --> 0:40:01.520
<v Speaker 2>probably it was young. It was last ten eleven. They said,

0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:04.759
<v Speaker 2>you've been on the computer, and I said, I swear

0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:09.160
<v Speaker 2>to god, that's not what I like. When I was eleven,

0:40:09.239 --> 0:40:13.480
<v Speaker 2>c I had more. I was watching I was watching

0:40:13.560 --> 0:40:16.600
<v Speaker 2>the like the cinemac ship, because I always I've always

0:40:16.600 --> 0:40:18.400
<v Speaker 2>been in like a night owl. Everybody else in the

0:40:18.400 --> 0:40:21.640
<v Speaker 2>house to be sleeping. I'm like, I'm up, So what's up?

0:40:21.680 --> 0:40:24.959
<v Speaker 2>What's someone? And I found it like organic. I was like, oh, yeah,

0:40:25.080 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 2>he's a big soft core guy. Yeah. I like softcore

0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:29.520
<v Speaker 2>as well. It was my introduction. That's when they used

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:30.440
<v Speaker 2>to have like the real sex.

0:40:32.320 --> 0:40:35.279
<v Speaker 1>And I think at this point it's more a nostalgia

0:40:35.480 --> 0:40:38.320
<v Speaker 1>for softcore than it is like a sincere life's not

0:40:38.440 --> 0:40:42.160
<v Speaker 1>in practice. I am not like seeking softcore on a

0:40:42.680 --> 0:40:45.280
<v Speaker 1>regular basis. I am not your the premise.

0:40:45.360 --> 0:40:47.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm not you were like online finding vintage.

0:40:47.480 --> 0:40:49.920
<v Speaker 1>No, and it sucks that you felt that way, because

0:40:49.960 --> 0:40:52.239
<v Speaker 1>this is now maybe the second or third time you've

0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:57.040
<v Speaker 1>repeated it to strangers astract and I'm realizing.

0:40:56.560 --> 0:40:59.080
<v Speaker 5>I thought it was I thought it was like, wait

0:40:59.200 --> 0:41:02.680
<v Speaker 5>that we bought, realized that thing I knew about.

0:41:02.480 --> 0:41:05.680
<v Speaker 2>You and you were proud. Yeah, he's bragging about me

0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:11.000
<v Speaker 2>around here. Heypcore guy. It was class because it is classic,

0:41:11.000 --> 0:41:13.680
<v Speaker 2>because the way porn brain has really ruined the world.

0:41:13.760 --> 0:41:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Everything's porn now, and I do have an appreciation for it.

0:41:16.640 --> 0:41:19.320
<v Speaker 2>I can, I can finish the job with it, but

0:41:19.440 --> 0:41:21.520
<v Speaker 2>it is not what I'm seeking.

0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:22.640
<v Speaker 3>It's not active anymore.

0:41:22.719 --> 0:41:26.759
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's not a Twitter porn kind of

0:41:26.800 --> 0:41:29.319
<v Speaker 2>person because it's just you know, but did you ever

0:41:29.360 --> 0:41:31.840
<v Speaker 2>go on Tumblr porn? Tumble porn used to go crazy

0:41:32.200 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 2>me and my friends in high school. This has been

0:41:33.680 --> 0:41:35.279
<v Speaker 2>such a horny episode. Y'all gonna juge me. This is

0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:37.640
<v Speaker 2>your first time meeting me. I'm so sweet, you've been

0:41:37.680 --> 0:41:40.839
<v Speaker 2>here before. Yeah, but we weren't talking like, we weren't

0:41:40.840 --> 0:41:42.759
<v Speaker 2>talking about coache The whole got jymn time. But then

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:47.400
<v Speaker 2>a Tumblr page was just dicks. Yeah and me and

0:41:47.480 --> 0:41:49.880
<v Speaker 2>my friends mind you all for the most part, versions

0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:54.640
<v Speaker 2>we're all just scrolling. Okay, seven, Okay, that's just judging Dick.

0:41:55.040 --> 0:41:57.920
<v Speaker 2>We just scrolled for hours. Dicks on tumbling, tumber used

0:41:57.920 --> 0:42:00.880
<v Speaker 2>to be they tumble was a good way. Never let

0:42:00.920 --> 0:42:01.920
<v Speaker 2>them forget what they took from us.

0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:05.239
<v Speaker 3>No, it was it could get as specific as you

0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:05.719
<v Speaker 3>needed it.

0:42:06.040 --> 0:42:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, are you getting Let's let's turn this off of me.

0:42:09.719 --> 0:42:12.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh, dark nipples is what I'm thinking of you.

0:42:13.120 --> 0:42:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Dark nipples on dark skin, dark nibbles on light.

0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:17.120
<v Speaker 3>Dark nipples on dark skin, but dark. You just type

0:42:17.160 --> 0:42:19.440
<v Speaker 3>in dark nipples and then it's all dark nipples.

0:42:19.520 --> 0:42:22.040
<v Speaker 2>You get what you get when you're type in dark nipples. Okay,

0:42:22.120 --> 0:42:23.320
<v Speaker 2>So what is about dark nipples?

0:42:23.440 --> 0:42:23.480
<v Speaker 7>Like?

0:42:23.520 --> 0:42:26.040
<v Speaker 2>How dark? You're talking and it only gets so dark?

0:42:26.320 --> 0:42:27.399
<v Speaker 2>How dark do they get?

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:30.600
<v Speaker 5>How deep is the marianas trend?

0:42:32.760 --> 0:42:33.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

0:42:33.320 --> 0:42:34.920
<v Speaker 3>How deep is the soul of a criminal?

0:42:36.040 --> 0:42:38.640
<v Speaker 2>How dark? What do the angler fish sleep in? How

0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:43.680
<v Speaker 2>dark is the bottom of night time. Okay, you know what,

0:42:44.160 --> 0:42:48.200
<v Speaker 2>respect You know that's very mean, but I'm not.

0:42:48.880 --> 0:42:51.359
<v Speaker 5>What Tumblr taught me is no, it's not a lot

0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:54.280
<v Speaker 5>of guys and a lot of people in the dark nipples.

0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:57.279
<v Speaker 1>I think that's what made Tumblr beautiful was it was

0:42:57.600 --> 0:43:00.880
<v Speaker 1>it had the instincts of Twitter, right, but where you

0:43:00.960 --> 0:43:03.880
<v Speaker 1>could look up any niche thing, but everybody had to

0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:07.759
<v Speaker 1>have done at least a little bit of curation, community,

0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:11.160
<v Speaker 1>and a little bit of a checks and balances, where like,

0:43:11.239 --> 0:43:13.800
<v Speaker 1>if you say you're into dark nipples, you gotta study

0:43:13.880 --> 0:43:16.799
<v Speaker 1>that ship. You gotta really make a collection and put

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:20.239
<v Speaker 1>it together, as opposed to just saying something reckless and

0:43:20.400 --> 0:43:21.400
<v Speaker 1>running away anybody.

0:43:21.440 --> 0:43:23.360
<v Speaker 3>It was also where I found out about pillow humping.

0:43:24.239 --> 0:43:26.759
<v Speaker 2>I think I heard about that too, but I never

0:43:26.880 --> 0:43:29.880
<v Speaker 2>understood the concept of a pillow hump. It was like

0:43:30.239 --> 0:43:32.800
<v Speaker 2>for you or for me to watch oh yeah, to

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:34.759
<v Speaker 2>watch oh I thought you meant as a concept you

0:43:34.840 --> 0:43:39.840
<v Speaker 2>know what? Oh no, I would watch videos of ladies

0:43:39.960 --> 0:43:44.600
<v Speaker 2>doing that because it was not as like it was.

0:43:45.239 --> 0:43:48.839
<v Speaker 5>It felt not as hardcore as watching two people fuck,

0:43:49.360 --> 0:43:52.759
<v Speaker 5>but you could tell she was really enjoying it in

0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:56.520
<v Speaker 5>the spots. Yeah, yeah, Okay, it was a whole community.

0:43:56.840 --> 0:43:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's the thing. The girls do be humping pillows

0:43:59.560 --> 0:44:00.200
<v Speaker 2>that it's not.

0:44:00.560 --> 0:44:01.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh, you don't got to tell me.

0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:06.759
<v Speaker 2>I know, you know, you know. They just came back

0:44:06.800 --> 0:44:13.719
<v Speaker 2>from the convention. Pillow con is crazy. That's where that

0:44:13.800 --> 0:44:16.680
<v Speaker 2>my pillow guys at. I just got back and my

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:21.560
<v Speaker 2>thighs are tired. Try to, like the girls say, we pillows,

0:44:21.640 --> 0:44:23.239
<v Speaker 2>let me try to. I'm like, this is not even

0:44:24.440 --> 0:44:27.680
<v Speaker 2>would do much. I think it depends on your couchie. Though.

0:44:27.719 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 2>If you don't want that's kind of like convertible, then

0:44:31.800 --> 0:44:33.160
<v Speaker 2>you can get right to it. And I think if

0:44:33.200 --> 0:44:35.319
<v Speaker 2>you got a want in a will, you can make

0:44:35.840 --> 0:44:38.959
<v Speaker 2>love out of anything. Man. That's the truth.

0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:39.120
<v Speaker 6>You know.

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:42.719
<v Speaker 2>The beauty of it ain't nothing sexual. And I think

0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:46.000
<v Speaker 2>that's a beautiful way for us to send it to break. Man. Yeah,

0:44:46.040 --> 0:44:48.920
<v Speaker 2>it was an emotional truth that that maybe y'all need

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:51.440
<v Speaker 2>to sit with me a little bit before break, which

0:44:51.480 --> 0:44:55.719
<v Speaker 2>is all right. My mama followed me, bro, really, my

0:44:55.960 --> 0:45:12.640
<v Speaker 2>mama follows me. Mental. My mama told me we're back.

0:45:13.280 --> 0:45:15.040
<v Speaker 7>Oh di, you.

0:45:16.719 --> 0:45:20.319
<v Speaker 2>Bitch, I caught the butt. Nobody supposed to be here. Well, bitch,

0:45:20.360 --> 0:45:24.120
<v Speaker 2>I can't up fuck, and we came to discuss cuchie.

0:45:24.360 --> 0:45:27.000
<v Speaker 2>We did, and then this is just a very educationally

0:45:27.160 --> 0:45:31.279
<v Speaker 2>crucially episode and he were just talking about the lack

0:45:31.320 --> 0:45:34.960
<v Speaker 2>of coochie education. Yeah, black girls, we don't have it.

0:45:35.239 --> 0:45:37.640
<v Speaker 2>And it's everything sex sex, sex, sex, bad, bad, bad, bad,

0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:41.000
<v Speaker 2>back fast fast fast hot in ass hot and ass.

0:45:41.080 --> 0:45:44.160
<v Speaker 2>We're not having the real conversation even just coochie health. Yeah,

0:45:44.280 --> 0:45:46.800
<v Speaker 2>I think that just ties into sex said as a whole.

0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:48.560
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't talking to my mom about my couchie. I

0:45:48.640 --> 0:45:51.920
<v Speaker 2>just wasn't right. And it's also it's also crazy because

0:45:51.960 --> 0:45:57.279
<v Speaker 2>it's like if there were generic soaps that were making

0:45:57.440 --> 0:46:01.960
<v Speaker 2>given Dick's rashes or like what they'd have been like, yeah,

0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:05.719
<v Speaker 2>they put it was the soap that was fucking me up.

0:46:05.840 --> 0:46:08.640
<v Speaker 3>They put it on Network TV. If Irish Spring was

0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:09.279
<v Speaker 3>your Dick.

0:46:10.000 --> 0:46:13.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, when you got periods, it would just be bloods,

0:46:14.360 --> 0:46:16.840
<v Speaker 2>trails in the streets, just free pads.

0:46:17.160 --> 0:46:20.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I never shut up about it. I also think

0:46:20.160 --> 0:46:22.319
<v Speaker 5>it's crazy if I had a period, I never watched

0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:23.200
<v Speaker 5>this is again.

0:46:24.520 --> 0:46:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Right now, just imagine I wish I could feel a period,

0:46:27.920 --> 0:46:30.560
<v Speaker 2>just and it's like I don't, I don't know, and

0:46:30.640 --> 0:46:34.560
<v Speaker 2>they evolved as you get older. They changed. Like one

0:46:34.640 --> 0:46:36.719
<v Speaker 2>day on my period, I just started throwing it, Oh,

0:46:39.200 --> 0:46:41.279
<v Speaker 2>throwing up during my period. Popped a blood bests on

0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:43.680
<v Speaker 2>my eye. My eye was sucked up for like a month.

0:46:43.880 --> 0:46:45.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's horrible from period.

0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:50.200
<v Speaker 2>That is it is normal. It is in the spectrum

0:46:50.239 --> 0:46:54.120
<v Speaker 2>of normal. It just is. It's just part of it.

0:46:55.400 --> 0:46:56.080
<v Speaker 2>Girls can't walk.

0:46:58.680 --> 0:47:02.759
<v Speaker 5>I am period sensitive, brush, I am aware of it.

0:47:03.120 --> 0:47:06.480
<v Speaker 5>I want nothing to do with it personally, like I

0:47:06.520 --> 0:47:07.320
<v Speaker 5>don't want to period.

0:47:07.520 --> 0:47:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my wife's period like a cowboy recognizing another killer.

0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:18.359
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean? Hello, sir husband, Would y'all

0:47:18.600 --> 0:47:19.759
<v Speaker 2>change your wives.

0:47:19.560 --> 0:47:22.440
<v Speaker 3>Tampons if she was like confirmed.

0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:24.480
<v Speaker 2>If she broke both her arms, she can't change her tap.

0:47:25.600 --> 0:47:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you know how tampon works. I'll figure it out.

0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:32.520
<v Speaker 2>I've read the little paper in the box. Yeah. It's

0:47:32.560 --> 0:47:38.520
<v Speaker 2>like a push pop push, Yeah, pull out the applicator. Yeah.

0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Now, now I would be concerned with roughness.

0:47:43.080 --> 0:47:45.719
<v Speaker 2>Roughness. I just I wouldn't know how he thinks he's

0:47:45.760 --> 0:47:47.680
<v Speaker 2>gonna jab it. I'd be scared.

0:47:47.719 --> 0:47:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I'd be somehow not sensitive enough inside of there, But

0:47:51.880 --> 0:47:52.759
<v Speaker 1>I'd figure it out.

0:47:52.880 --> 0:47:57.719
<v Speaker 2>I guess it's a ringe I hear you of sort. No,

0:47:57.800 --> 0:48:03.320
<v Speaker 2>I've seen it. I single mom, I'm saying, I'm talking

0:48:03.360 --> 0:48:09.000
<v Speaker 2>about the speed insight. Bro think I used to think

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 2>you could pull the cord and it would shoot out.

0:48:13.280 --> 0:48:15.240
<v Speaker 2>And then it's also the issue of leaving a tampon

0:48:15.320 --> 0:48:15.600
<v Speaker 2>in there.

0:48:15.960 --> 0:48:18.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, toxic shock syndrome.

0:48:19.040 --> 0:48:21.200
<v Speaker 2>And so the period people used to come to our

0:48:21.200 --> 0:48:23.960
<v Speaker 2>schools always to come to schools and do assemblies and

0:48:24.040 --> 0:48:27.160
<v Speaker 2>explain all those learning Yeah, wait, where were you That's

0:48:27.160 --> 0:48:30.759
<v Speaker 2>what periods It wasn't about. Oh, that wasn't what they

0:48:30.800 --> 0:48:33.520
<v Speaker 2>wanted to hear. They weren't like showing you a diagram

0:48:33.719 --> 0:48:34.120
<v Speaker 2>or nothing.

0:48:34.160 --> 0:48:38.359
<v Speaker 5>And but that sideways diagram is confusing when they cut

0:48:38.400 --> 0:48:40.160
<v Speaker 5>THATCHI in half and then they're.

0:48:40.040 --> 0:48:40.360
<v Speaker 6>Just like.

0:48:47.560 --> 0:48:50.200
<v Speaker 3>Trying to imagine my penis somewhere within this doctum.

0:48:50.440 --> 0:48:52.320
<v Speaker 2>It don't make sense. But they show they give you

0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:53.480
<v Speaker 2>paths to show you how to put them on. They

0:48:53.480 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 2>tell you about tampon and one of them, hype is Lies,

0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:57.360
<v Speaker 2>said you could flush tampon and you cannot. No, no, no,

0:48:58.040 --> 0:49:02.080
<v Speaker 2>you cannot. That's how you get a shock coming up

0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:06.120
<v Speaker 2>your bowl. That's what that was about. Yeah, they would

0:49:06.239 --> 0:49:09.279
<v Speaker 2>explain was and you know one day and when I

0:49:09.360 --> 0:49:11.000
<v Speaker 2>moved to Atlanta and I was in the Cab County,

0:49:11.360 --> 0:49:14.600
<v Speaker 2>the people came there too. And when that diagram came up,

0:49:14.600 --> 0:49:16.000
<v Speaker 2>when it was like the couchie in the diagram and

0:49:16.040 --> 0:49:17.960
<v Speaker 2>it was just and somewhere, I was like, ugh, and

0:49:18.320 --> 0:49:19.839
<v Speaker 2>you should not be saying this. Children. She was like, hey,

0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:21.440
<v Speaker 2>y'all be laying boys down there. So I don't know

0:49:21.480 --> 0:49:24.600
<v Speaker 2>why you're saying it. Wow, it doesn't look like that

0:49:24.840 --> 0:49:27.320
<v Speaker 2>to any of us. Why are you saying that? That's crazy?

0:49:27.400 --> 0:49:28.920
<v Speaker 2>And I was children at the time. I'm like, what

0:49:29.000 --> 0:49:36.320
<v Speaker 2>you said, that's not right. That's cochies, man, couchies. No,

0:49:36.480 --> 0:49:39.280
<v Speaker 2>we didn't. We didn't actually come here to talk about coochie.

0:49:39.320 --> 0:49:41.800
<v Speaker 2>We didn't. That's the crazy part you. I mean, we

0:49:41.920 --> 0:49:44.600
<v Speaker 2>always kind of did. We always did. But she's always

0:49:44.640 --> 0:49:46.120
<v Speaker 2>on the brother brother we made a.

0:49:46.160 --> 0:49:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Plane and then she's somehow brothers they're so fast. We

0:49:51.960 --> 0:49:53.960
<v Speaker 1>were always going to get there, But man, did you

0:49:54.400 --> 0:49:55.680
<v Speaker 1>you jumped the gun fast?

0:49:57.200 --> 0:49:59.200
<v Speaker 2>I railed the whole episode. We having a great time, though.

0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:02.560
<v Speaker 5>There's a lot of cast episodes that are completely devoted

0:50:02.600 --> 0:50:04.439
<v Speaker 5>to Dick. So I think we can spend forty minutes

0:50:04.480 --> 0:50:05.840
<v Speaker 5>on my Michael.

0:50:05.880 --> 0:50:07.279
<v Speaker 2>She I didn't eve talk about the good things about it.

0:50:07.360 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 2>She's great. She's a nice girl. I've heard she's very warm,

0:50:11.160 --> 0:50:16.879
<v Speaker 2>fantastic greeter. She she has perks. She's a sweet girl.

0:50:16.960 --> 0:50:18.200
<v Speaker 2>She had to figure it out, she had to catch

0:50:18.200 --> 0:50:19.920
<v Speaker 2>her footing. But once she got her footing, I mean

0:50:19.960 --> 0:50:24.239
<v Speaker 2>that's summer twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen, she was outside. Oh shit,

0:50:24.719 --> 0:50:27.600
<v Speaker 2>she went outside in twenty twenty. She did. Okay, good.

0:50:30.320 --> 0:50:33.600
<v Speaker 2>I think you were married in twenty twenty right now, Yeah,

0:50:33.640 --> 0:50:35.480
<v Speaker 2>I was married by it. Yeah, a lot of us

0:50:35.520 --> 0:50:37.080
<v Speaker 2>who weren't. We did.

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:40.520
<v Speaker 3>We found out how far we were willing to go.

0:50:40.880 --> 0:50:44.120
<v Speaker 2>It is what pandemic. Unfortunately I didn't get my proper

0:50:44.320 --> 0:50:47.839
<v Speaker 2>like goodbye to the streets because pandemic hit. I live

0:50:47.920 --> 0:50:51.120
<v Speaker 2>with my mom, and I was also a rised myself

0:50:51.120 --> 0:50:53.960
<v Speaker 2>for being asthmatic. So I was like, I genuinely will die.

0:50:54.120 --> 0:50:55.680
<v Speaker 2>So I can't even play like that. And it was

0:50:55.719 --> 0:50:57.720
<v Speaker 2>in Atlanta because it was open. I goes in Atlanta.

0:50:57.719 --> 0:50:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I could have been outside if I wanted to. And

0:50:59.760 --> 0:51:03.040
<v Speaker 2>then and I met my now fiance on Twitter this

0:51:03.080 --> 0:51:08.560
<v Speaker 2>summer twenty twenty oh, so you was with someone else.

0:51:09.200 --> 0:51:12.200
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even have no proper send off. I got

0:51:12.400 --> 0:51:13.880
<v Speaker 2>and had I know that was my husband, I was,

0:51:13.920 --> 0:51:15.120
<v Speaker 2>I had no so I thought it was just some

0:51:15.200 --> 0:51:17.880
<v Speaker 2>boy from Twitter. I just wanted to dick. Yeah, okay,

0:51:18.080 --> 0:51:21.280
<v Speaker 2>and you like those At the time. I was young, Okay,

0:51:21.480 --> 0:51:22.960
<v Speaker 2>at the time, I was like, oh, cute little boy.

0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:27.600
<v Speaker 2>But them like, hey, one, no, you don't. I'm not

0:51:27.719 --> 0:51:29.960
<v Speaker 2>no bore. I was like, I'll get it's not burd

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:32.120
<v Speaker 2>maybe a same picture. It's dick. Where can be lit? Yeah,

0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:34.200
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, oh no, I think I actually, yeah,

0:51:35.200 --> 0:51:36.880
<v Speaker 2>this is amazing. I have the right time. And then

0:51:36.880 --> 0:51:40.200
<v Speaker 2>it's like, now show me your heart pit. Yeah, I'm

0:51:40.239 --> 0:51:42.200
<v Speaker 2>trying to see that heart, trying to see that heart beat.

0:51:42.520 --> 0:51:42.719
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:51:43.120 --> 0:51:45.680
<v Speaker 2>And then now I'm making chicken thighs on a Thursday.

0:51:45.800 --> 0:51:49.520
<v Speaker 2>That's beautiful, that's great. Or you're making chicken thighs mm hmm.

0:51:49.840 --> 0:51:52.000
<v Speaker 2>And I'll be watching my girl stuff on TV. I

0:51:52.040 --> 0:51:53.520
<v Speaker 2>don't know, like we we rotate.

0:51:53.640 --> 0:51:54.520
<v Speaker 3>We were just talking about that.

0:51:54.800 --> 0:51:58.320
<v Speaker 1>We mean, while you're you guys swap back and forth

0:51:58.440 --> 0:51:59.520
<v Speaker 1>with who cooks.

0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:01.720
<v Speaker 5>It's usually whose ever idea it is for that dinner,

0:52:01.760 --> 0:52:04.120
<v Speaker 5>I'll make it. So if it's like if I'm like oh,

0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:06.680
<v Speaker 5>I think we should have chicken thighs and sweet potatoes tonight.

0:52:06.719 --> 0:52:11.919
<v Speaker 2>I'll make it only clean so it doesn't cook clean.

0:52:12.360 --> 0:52:12.560
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:52:12.880 --> 0:52:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Our thing is like if.

0:52:14.400 --> 0:52:18.400
<v Speaker 1>I cook, he doesn't cooks, and I've opted out of

0:52:18.440 --> 0:52:22.760
<v Speaker 1>the switch, and I just go sign she wouldn't.

0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:24.960
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't ask me to, but if she asked me to,

0:52:25.040 --> 0:52:25.359
<v Speaker 2>I would.

0:52:25.440 --> 0:52:26.799
<v Speaker 3>Laundry is my most hated chore.

0:52:27.520 --> 0:52:30.920
<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, it actually doesn't bother me at all. Man,

0:52:31.040 --> 0:52:33.680
<v Speaker 5>I hate it and stresses me the funk out cooking.

0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:36.600
<v Speaker 5>Cooking is like funny, especially if you put on music

0:52:36.719 --> 0:52:37.360
<v Speaker 5>or you throwing.

0:52:38.880 --> 0:52:42.040
<v Speaker 2>R and B. Yeah. Now Summer Walker and I'm mm hmmm.

0:52:42.840 --> 0:52:44.080
<v Speaker 3>He loves to play Contagious.

0:52:45.600 --> 0:52:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Why well, no, that's not a good cooking.

0:52:47.480 --> 0:52:50.440
<v Speaker 3>So that's a good song anytime of the any activity.

0:52:52.160 --> 0:52:53.040
<v Speaker 3>I love that song.

0:52:53.120 --> 0:52:59.560
<v Speaker 2>I remember the summer. That's why I love you. Got mad?

0:52:59.640 --> 0:53:01.640
<v Speaker 2>You know it is is because I was just.

0:53:02.440 --> 0:53:05.160
<v Speaker 5>I was just I was in the car with Alana

0:53:05.239 --> 0:53:07.440
<v Speaker 5>and we were driving and I was like, we were

0:53:07.480 --> 0:53:09.520
<v Speaker 5>coming back from Costco, and I was like, I want

0:53:09.520 --> 0:53:11.840
<v Speaker 5>to hear some Kelly Price, and then I was just

0:53:11.920 --> 0:53:12.839
<v Speaker 5>listening to a friend of mine.

0:53:12.920 --> 0:53:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I was like, she did not get what she deserved.

0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:19.759
<v Speaker 2>Pat phobia, I think so. Yeah. But Friend of Mine

0:53:19.880 --> 0:53:24.480
<v Speaker 2>was a big hit. Yeah yeah, but it was like, actually,

0:53:24.480 --> 0:53:26.040
<v Speaker 2>I can't even talk about it because I wasn't. I

0:53:26.040 --> 0:53:32.440
<v Speaker 2>don't remember that as we slept. Yeah, the Heartbreak Hotel.

0:53:33.120 --> 0:53:37.239
<v Speaker 2>She has some hits Whitney, Yeah, I like, I like that,

0:53:40.160 --> 0:53:43.560
<v Speaker 2>like Heartbreak Hotel. What's the other one? The drugs didn't

0:53:43.600 --> 0:53:47.560
<v Speaker 2>take the game away? No, no, she was. She was

0:53:47.600 --> 0:53:50.040
<v Speaker 2>still doing it. What's the other hit from Heartbreak Hotel? Ara?

0:53:51.200 --> 0:53:51.600
<v Speaker 3>It's the.

0:53:54.280 --> 0:54:01.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yea. Even her last I looked so bad.

0:54:03.040 --> 0:54:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I do think me.

0:54:04.520 --> 0:54:07.640
<v Speaker 1>I think the real real great. They kept they kept

0:54:07.680 --> 0:54:11.759
<v Speaker 1>cooking after the drugs. Michael, No, he ain't really miss

0:54:12.280 --> 0:54:15.719
<v Speaker 1>even with the ending. He was like, Make Invincible is

0:54:15.800 --> 0:54:17.400
<v Speaker 1>a great outright.

0:54:17.320 --> 0:54:19.280
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean? I mean, talent is talent.

0:54:20.160 --> 0:54:23.320
<v Speaker 2>That was like the drugs. I think if you you

0:54:23.440 --> 0:54:25.600
<v Speaker 2>start off off on drugs, depending on like these new

0:54:25.719 --> 0:54:27.600
<v Speaker 2>these new rappers, you own them fifty facts and you

0:54:27.719 --> 0:54:30.640
<v Speaker 2>on that. All that the perks is writing the songs

0:54:30.680 --> 0:54:30.920
<v Speaker 2>you're not.

0:54:31.239 --> 0:54:35.279
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and that's and that's not a good drug. I

0:54:35.360 --> 0:54:37.520
<v Speaker 5>think there are drugs you want to write songs for you.

0:54:37.719 --> 0:54:40.040
<v Speaker 5>I don't think Perkoset is one of.

0:54:40.040 --> 0:54:42.680
<v Speaker 2>The perky You're not putting percoset in the liner notes,

0:54:42.719 --> 0:54:43.280
<v Speaker 2>but you should.

0:54:43.440 --> 0:54:45.000
<v Speaker 3>I think Alsdca writes you a song.

0:54:45.200 --> 0:54:45.880
<v Speaker 2>LSD probably.

0:54:47.120 --> 0:54:48.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I hate to be that guy.

0:54:48.960 --> 0:54:49.520
<v Speaker 2>I think. I think.

0:54:49.640 --> 0:54:53.200
<v Speaker 3>I think, don't correct get your hit. Crack will get you.

0:54:53.520 --> 0:54:56.040
<v Speaker 2>The thing about crack, And we've been talking about crack

0:54:56.080 --> 0:54:57.160
<v Speaker 2>this week. I don't know if it's just the l

0:54:57.200 --> 0:54:59.600
<v Speaker 2>a up at all, but like I learned because it

0:55:01.120 --> 0:55:05.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking about snowfall. That's why again in nineteen ninety four,

0:55:05.760 --> 0:55:08.000
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't there, yeah, for snow fall.

0:55:08.040 --> 0:55:08.680
<v Speaker 3>Do you think we were?

0:55:09.440 --> 0:55:12.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying for like crack. Oh, Like, I didn't

0:55:12.280 --> 0:55:14.640
<v Speaker 2>really like seeing crack outside, but it had died out

0:55:14.640 --> 0:55:16.439
<v Speaker 2>a little bit by the time I was working still crack,

0:55:16.800 --> 0:55:19.400
<v Speaker 2>but like eighties, it wasn't eighties.

0:55:20.120 --> 0:55:24.439
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, exactly when we were no matter when we our age.

0:55:24.600 --> 0:55:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you fucking it up. I'm sorry, we're trying to

0:55:27.560 --> 0:55:36.320
<v Speaker 2>act eight seven. Yeah, that she got us. It was

0:55:36.719 --> 0:55:40.480
<v Speaker 2>so funny, you got it exactly. Our birthdays are like

0:55:40.600 --> 0:55:44.600
<v Speaker 2>two weeks of pretty soon, that's cute, that's very next week, yeah,

0:55:44.880 --> 0:55:49.279
<v Speaker 2>two weeks, two weeks. Yeah. Tourist areas yeahs. And he's

0:55:49.480 --> 0:55:50.640
<v Speaker 2>just as Torris as I am.

0:55:50.760 --> 0:55:57.040
<v Speaker 1>Mixed your face. Don't you dare disrespect It's a fine man.

0:55:57.640 --> 0:55:59.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know every time that was a toman,

0:55:59.520 --> 0:56:03.560
<v Speaker 2>I need to say, Okay, and you learned something from

0:56:03.600 --> 0:56:07.920
<v Speaker 2>your experiencecause you lost such a good thing. Yep, I

0:56:08.080 --> 0:56:11.120
<v Speaker 2>lost something. Sounds like somebody was in the Heartbreak Hotel.

0:56:13.920 --> 0:56:16.920
<v Speaker 2>That was a good one. I got a friend of

0:56:16.960 --> 0:56:21.160
<v Speaker 2>this villish you know what I'm saying now.

0:56:21.280 --> 0:56:24.280
<v Speaker 1>You you came to us today with the conspiracy theory

0:56:24.320 --> 0:56:26.359
<v Speaker 1>that will probably barely talk about.

0:56:26.400 --> 0:56:29.880
<v Speaker 2>But who gives a fuck? You said? You said? My

0:56:30.080 --> 0:56:39.839
<v Speaker 2>mama told me they've already soft launched the aliens. Yeah,

0:56:39.880 --> 0:56:41.839
<v Speaker 2>so they're kind of like dropping breadcrumbs. What's the white

0:56:41.840 --> 0:56:43.680
<v Speaker 2>man that said something? But then again, it's twenty twenty six.

0:56:43.719 --> 0:56:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's Sue or not, but said

0:56:45.120 --> 0:56:47.839
<v Speaker 2>something about the aliens, like like y'all nicks not even ready? Yeah,

0:56:49.360 --> 0:56:51.960
<v Speaker 2>what was it? Because I've been like just scrolling through

0:56:52.000 --> 0:56:55.480
<v Speaker 2>my phone like I don't know. Yeah, it's just like

0:56:56.120 --> 0:56:57.480
<v Speaker 2>there was an era where.

0:56:58.840 --> 0:57:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Where there were or were people being like we are

0:57:02.120 --> 0:57:05.080
<v Speaker 1>fully admitting that there are a When said it, Obama

0:57:05.239 --> 0:57:09.360
<v Speaker 1>said it, Trump has announced it and opened up documents

0:57:09.440 --> 0:57:14.640
<v Speaker 1>that have objectively prove aliens of some being or some

0:57:15.120 --> 0:57:17.200
<v Speaker 1>some thing exists.

0:57:17.400 --> 0:57:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes. Yeah, So my thing is just like okay, so

0:57:20.640 --> 0:57:23.160
<v Speaker 2>now what And it's and they're purposely like overloading us

0:57:23.200 --> 0:57:25.160
<v Speaker 2>with like funck shit all the time, so we don't

0:57:25.160 --> 0:57:26.960
<v Speaker 2>have time to even worry about the aliens because gases

0:57:27.040 --> 0:57:30.680
<v Speaker 2>nine dollars. So it's just like, where are the aliens?

0:57:31.280 --> 0:57:33.720
<v Speaker 2>I would like to see that. And I'm a very

0:57:33.760 --> 0:57:35.680
<v Speaker 2>big sci fi nerd, So I'm like, are you gonna

0:57:35.680 --> 0:57:37.760
<v Speaker 2>give me some aliens? Are you gonna be animate the dinosaurs?

0:57:38.440 --> 0:57:41.880
<v Speaker 2>Give me something? Yeah, because I've been ready for these aliens.

0:57:41.880 --> 0:57:43.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying, like you know, in Independence, they when

0:57:43.520 --> 0:57:44.920
<v Speaker 2>they got on the roof, it's like take me. I'm

0:57:44.920 --> 0:57:47.560
<v Speaker 2>not gonna do that, but I would like to see them.

0:57:47.800 --> 0:57:50.800
<v Speaker 3>My inform it is so amazing it can't even be perceived.

0:57:50.880 --> 0:57:52.680
<v Speaker 2>And I think that's what it is. I think. But

0:57:52.880 --> 0:57:55.720
<v Speaker 2>the same thing. The other thing is I think there's

0:57:55.720 --> 0:57:58.480
<v Speaker 2>several obviously there's way there's billions of other light years

0:57:58.520 --> 0:58:02.840
<v Speaker 2>and shit, And did y'all watched Project Alt Marry? Yes?

0:58:03.240 --> 0:58:07.080
<v Speaker 2>And don't you dare spoil that movie, I mean space.

0:58:08.560 --> 0:58:09.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean there is an alien and if you seen

0:58:09.960 --> 0:58:12.120
<v Speaker 2>the trailer business ail in it, but like it was like,

0:58:12.240 --> 0:58:17.520
<v Speaker 2>we can't even we've made like these humanoid Yeah, I

0:58:17.520 --> 0:58:19.280
<v Speaker 2>figured where we got that from. But the reason that

0:58:19.400 --> 0:58:23.360
<v Speaker 2>they have that even prototype is because of the reports

0:58:23.520 --> 0:58:24.840
<v Speaker 2>from Area fifty one.

0:58:25.000 --> 0:58:28.840
<v Speaker 5>The Gray Boys Grace, yeah yeah, when they're not called

0:58:28.840 --> 0:58:31.360
<v Speaker 5>the Gray Boys Grace, I just added boys.

0:58:31.480 --> 0:58:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, and that's cool. You put a vibe on it.

0:58:34.440 --> 0:58:37.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm not at all, but that's been the archetype because

0:58:37.360 --> 0:58:40.160
<v Speaker 2>that's what they saw. It was the first ones to

0:58:40.200 --> 0:58:41.760
<v Speaker 2>come over here, and they got ams legs like us.

0:58:41.840 --> 0:58:44.080
<v Speaker 2>But like like you said, like like on some nope

0:58:44.120 --> 0:58:47.880
<v Speaker 2>ship like the Ailien is not even I.

0:58:47.960 --> 0:58:52.000
<v Speaker 5>Think that is more if you're if you're meant, if

0:58:52.720 --> 0:58:55.160
<v Speaker 5>if your body is adapted to a completely different system,

0:58:55.160 --> 0:58:57.960
<v Speaker 5>why would you even be close. I it'd be crazy

0:58:58.040 --> 0:59:00.480
<v Speaker 5>to think that this is the most efficient body on

0:59:00.760 --> 0:59:03.840
<v Speaker 5>all the planets everywhere everybody.

0:59:03.520 --> 0:59:06.400
<v Speaker 2>Where we have the air and the water and the ship.

0:59:06.480 --> 0:59:13.920
<v Speaker 2>But if you got them on and y'all all those names,

0:59:16.000 --> 0:59:18.760
<v Speaker 2>y'all got fucking elements that we don't even have them.

0:59:19.440 --> 0:59:21.680
<v Speaker 5>Why would you even have feet? Let alone be bipedal.

0:59:21.720 --> 0:59:23.120
<v Speaker 5>Maybe it's better to have ten of them.

0:59:23.280 --> 0:59:26.120
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it wouldn't even make sense over there. You got

0:59:26.200 --> 0:59:28.160
<v Speaker 1>to back for what y'all got double irons?

0:59:28.280 --> 0:59:30.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you walk?

0:59:30.280 --> 0:59:36.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, eight titties, that's maybe that's not too many for you.

0:59:37.520 --> 0:59:49.160
<v Speaker 2>For you, maybe you can't know that. To visualize eight

0:59:49.240 --> 0:59:51.440
<v Speaker 2>titties like where they would all go, it's not difficult.

0:59:51.920 --> 0:59:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Here's what I would prefer is that they're I like

0:59:54.120 --> 0:59:56.400
<v Speaker 1>two of them on your should. I said, I want them,

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<v Speaker 1>I want them in pairs.

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<v Speaker 3>What have you done for?

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<v Speaker 2>So for me as someone who has like titties for real,

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<v Speaker 2>like not like for like big todays, congratulations on that.

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<v Speaker 2>I just have they came eventually, And I'm just thinking

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<v Speaker 2>of the logistics.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a lot of Brazil Like, I don't think they

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<v Speaker 5>do Bras. If you got a city, well and if

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<v Speaker 5>if their gravity is lighter, you don't have to just yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>titty maintenance. I don't think I understand what having titties,

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<v Speaker 5>but imagine less gravity. They just sit up on their own.

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<v Speaker 5>They're not even way down. But sometimes sometimes see what

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<v Speaker 5>I'm saying, that's not fun though, like underwater.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess I have balls. So you know

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<v Speaker 2>how it feels to have something like touching you all day? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's that says sounds like hell, it's really manageable. It's

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good because my clo are like tight. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not really gonna ever complain about what we got

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<v Speaker 1>going on that now because it.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't hurt, right never.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, if somebody hits you in that directly, it's

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<v Speaker 5>been a while since you take the older you get,

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<v Speaker 5>the less nut shots you take.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I'm proud. I'm proud that kids just.

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<v Speaker 3>Like kids dogs, the dog get the dog will get it.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had big talks in my house about not doing that,

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<v Speaker 2>doing that. Yeah, I know you're dad just came home.

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<v Speaker 2>You can hit me a lot of places, don't hit

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<v Speaker 2>me there. So how do you say that? Two or

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<v Speaker 2>three row exactly like I just hit daddy and the bass? Yes, absolutely, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you have to say balls. We don't

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<v Speaker 2>call it balls. Penis. Okay, you got good, don't everything?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't hide from it.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all got you got a vagina, he got a penis,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta Yeah, this is a deep cut.

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<v Speaker 2>Look who's talking? M ye.

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<v Speaker 5>Mommy penis with Ted dancing. Yeah, like when he was young,

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<v Speaker 5>his name was Mikey. The little boy's name was Mike dancing.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was he was a voice? You know, Ted dancing dad. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't Josh Volta.

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<v Speaker 7>Was it?

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<v Speaker 3>What's ted dancing?

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<v Speaker 2>And what's three minute? But Ted dancing? Maybe the real

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<v Speaker 2>baby daddy? I don't know, but maybe it was. Who's

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<v Speaker 2>talking is josholt.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah he's he's an actual dad. He's got the baby.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like you, I think is the baby man? That was?

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<v Speaker 2>That was a combo that is film. And then like

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<v Speaker 2>look was talking to and then look who's talking now?

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<v Speaker 2>When it was the dogs talking? I don't like that one.

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<v Speaker 2>And Kirsty was the mom she was and that was

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<v Speaker 2>my bitch from that and then she does run her

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<v Speaker 2>legacy and no one even cares she that.

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<v Speaker 1>She's she told maybe the funniest story before she died

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<v Speaker 1>to me, the funniest story.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hate.

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<v Speaker 1>It's purely hateful. It's awful, but it is funny objectively.

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<v Speaker 1>She's telling this story of how her parents died. And

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<v Speaker 1>she explains that her parents dilling on Halloween night and

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<v Speaker 1>they were going to a party. One of them dressed

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<v Speaker 1>like a Klansman. The other one rest like a like

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<v Speaker 1>a slave, and then they died. And then they died

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<v Speaker 1>in a car crash.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet they did. And she's telling it like it's

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<v Speaker 2>a sad story. Yes, I remember that. I remember that,

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<v Speaker 2>and everyone's like, yeah, I bet they did that. They died. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>good mom. Do you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?

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<v Speaker 3>Just using that episode so I forgot I had it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll you guys what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Curtsey is another one my favorites. Dropped dead gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 2>the classic you had to run cheers. She was doing

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<v Speaker 2>it a classic. What are the aliens? Tell? Tell me

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<v Speaker 2>what you think? Uh? The aliens are meant to do?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're already here. And are you fearful of them? Like?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think that they're like? Uh, I think

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<v Speaker 2>anything we need to worry about. If they wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>kill us, they would have been did it?

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<v Speaker 3>What if they even meant met any kind of harm?

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<v Speaker 5>Right, It's like goes back accounts from the government, go

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<v Speaker 5>back so far at least you know sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they a crazy nigga quarter shut up crazy nigga. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>niggas Like did you see the East Atlanta Alien nigga

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<v Speaker 2>going eighty fives out show. Oh he's great away, so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking funny, we love him. That was so funny. But

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<v Speaker 2>I do believe they really be doing that, Like no

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<v Speaker 2>one's gonna believe you, right, even in independent day like

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<v Speaker 2>the crazy niggas I told you niggas I started alien

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen seventy two, I told y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>And he went up to fight and then that. I

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<v Speaker 1>do think that there's a level of of sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like intentional feeding us information that feels like they know

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more than they're even willing to share. Because

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<v Speaker 1>even with like fucking the space Army that Trump established,

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<v Speaker 1>they claim the whole point is to be fighting against

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<v Speaker 1>other countries in space. It's it's not has nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>do with aliens, which means that y'all know something about

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<v Speaker 1>our safety as it relates.

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<v Speaker 2>To try to go to the Moon so they can

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<v Speaker 2>establish a colony I did and leave us here to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, we worried about us and the aliens is yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Ultimately the point they're like human.

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<v Speaker 2>And anybody call and tell me nothing. I like the moon.

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<v Speaker 2>They're up there, You mean called to invite you to go? No,

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<v Speaker 2>because the look on Gail's face when they went to

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<v Speaker 2>the space a couple of months ago. My yeah, real bad.

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<v Speaker 2>After I was shipp up my back and that was

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<v Speaker 2>anti gravity. Ship just flowing and you can't do another

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<v Speaker 2>way that. You just got to try to catch it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want ship. They didn't tell her to use

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom beforehand. She got off. She needed the duky.

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<v Speaker 5>Bad it it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would have liked to know were going to

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<v Speaker 2>the moon for real, But again they overload us with

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<v Speaker 2>so much fuction that I don't want to read the

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<v Speaker 2>news and I look up it's a black man in space.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, finally, But they're not even going up there to

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<v Speaker 1>do alien ship, that's their claim, and so to me

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<v Speaker 1>that means as must be not the threat at all.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think it's just it WI takes so long.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we like, did y'all watch the Dinosaur documentary?

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, but the new ones with Morgan Freeman on on.

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<v Speaker 5>It's called dinosaurs. I don't know why I said that, dinosaurs,

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<v Speaker 5>I think, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It just showed me like we're just such a blip.

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<v Speaker 2>We're really just evolved monkeys in the room talking about cochies. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what a beautiful way to see it. Yeah, we're evolved

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<v Speaker 2>monkeys talking about couchies. Can we keep that as a

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<v Speaker 2>tagline for this show? We're just evolved monkeys, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and we figured it out. But like we had to

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<v Speaker 2>beat out so many people to even make it here,

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<v Speaker 2>not even versions of us, That's what I'm saying, not

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<v Speaker 2>even ancestrally, but just like evolutionary, like we just we

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<v Speaker 2>really we did this year wei them up right about

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<v Speaker 2>the dinosaurs. I was in there crying about the fucking dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 2>This sh just happened sixty five million years ago because

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't deserve that. Like they show like obviously like

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<v Speaker 2>an animated dramalization of the media hitting and ship, but

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<v Speaker 2>like even showing like the first dinosaurs, because like, did

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<v Speaker 2>you know that terodactyls are dinosaurs? The birds they're not birds?

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<v Speaker 2>Birds birds are dinosaurs. Yeah, birds are dinostry Terodactyls are

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<v Speaker 2>just flying reptiles. So like alligator ship, So what makes

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<v Speaker 2>a dinosaur dinosaur is them standing with there. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>hip bone and the legs being up under that exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>And but the you know, like a crocodile's arms on

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<v Speaker 2>the side, he is on the side, but dinosaurs are likens, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not explaining that very well. Yeah, yeah, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they cold blooded? I think it's all cold over

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<v Speaker 2>there because they are still a reptile. Yeah. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>reptiles in their dinosaur but reptiles, but reptus is not dinosaurs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>But some of them give live birds and some of

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<v Speaker 1>them lay, so maybe it's a little more complicated.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, and that is also saying so we talked

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<v Speaker 2>about that, like, and then they just have to fight

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<v Speaker 2>so many predators they just got every time you're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the new dinosaur. Oh yeah, okay, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>It goes out here though? And then when the media came,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know this about the fucking media. I'm over

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<v Speaker 2>here and enjoying some and otay's these people died for this.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye, well they were dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 2>These dinosaurs died for this, and I'm up here swimming

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<v Speaker 2>and ship in the fresh water. They die, you like

1:08:30.520 --> 1:08:35.000
<v Speaker 2>that dinosaur had the sun and the only dinosaurs that

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<v Speaker 2>survived with the little ones that could fit in the caves.

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<v Speaker 2>Because okay, the media hit, they started coming like what

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck is that it hit? The ones that were

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<v Speaker 2>in it's like they said, it was like the three

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<v Speaker 2>hundred Timic bombs.

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<v Speaker 3>The big dogs there, they're out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>They were immediately. But then it like like on Paradise,

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<v Speaker 2>you know how like this want to go out the

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<v Speaker 2>smoke cloud here if if something's coming to the planet,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to be right under that vaporized me. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want me and my family unsuspecting.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to deal with the I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want anybody to.

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<v Speaker 5>Have to suffer through sort of like the slow death

1:09:12.200 --> 1:09:14.920
<v Speaker 5>of a plan. And you don't want to scavenge the wasteland, like.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be, man, I'm not trying to teach my

1:09:17.680 --> 1:09:21.320
<v Speaker 1>babies to eat bugs. Yeah, useless people.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not fucking book Eli out here.

1:09:26.880 --> 1:09:31.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah now you can't see no, but I know, Karate,

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<v Speaker 3>that's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>The smoke cloud covered the earth eventually, and then they

1:09:34.920 --> 1:09:37.920
<v Speaker 2>got cold and they started slowly dying. Yeah, and they

1:09:38.040 --> 1:09:39.840
<v Speaker 2>just died. So I'm like, these niggas got slow thought

1:09:39.840 --> 1:09:42.519
<v Speaker 2>they all just immediately. That so sad than the media

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<v Speaker 2>tastes in Mexico because it hit in Mexico and that

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<v Speaker 2>we bothered you. I was. I was hurt because I

1:09:49.200 --> 1:09:53.160
<v Speaker 2>beat the snow taste. I was just over there.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn these niggas fun there was Minis was.

1:10:00.360 --> 1:10:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now you're getting yourself caredging. Yeah said dinosaurs dinosaur.

1:10:09.120 --> 1:10:12.479
<v Speaker 2>We don't say that enough. We don't know what if

1:10:13.400 --> 1:10:18.080
<v Speaker 2>oh Milanda plane, Yeah, let's go. When you say a

1:10:18.120 --> 1:10:24.040
<v Speaker 2>black girl land before time, I'm listening. But someone but

1:10:25.080 --> 1:10:30.080
<v Speaker 2>what is aliens came and picked up some dinosaurs and

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<v Speaker 2>moved them because they knew what if the media was

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<v Speaker 2>a ship and they had some people come get the dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't want them to have died. This means a little

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<v Speaker 2>are you saying it? What are you saying? I think

1:10:45.360 --> 1:10:53.479
<v Speaker 2>there's what I think. There's no farm in space, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they sent the dinosaurs a different town.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying the possibility that what if the aliens

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<v Speaker 2>of the dinosaurs the grandmother is the baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, if this mel is what you need, I think

1:11:07.120 --> 1:11:08.160
<v Speaker 1>that's But.

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<v Speaker 2>You think about sixty five million years ago, twenty millionars

1:11:13.040 --> 1:11:16.920
<v Speaker 2>like Earth is young, so the other planets they've been

1:11:17.000 --> 1:11:21.280
<v Speaker 2>here too. They got their own dinosaur. As far as

1:11:21.360 --> 1:11:24.280
<v Speaker 2>we know, they don't not a literal dynotam, but they

1:11:24.360 --> 1:11:27.080
<v Speaker 2>got their own prehistoric ship. You know what I'm saying.

1:11:27.240 --> 1:11:30.639
<v Speaker 1>I think I think what is a bummer about our

1:11:31.360 --> 1:11:35.240
<v Speaker 1>communication about space is it always is framed around like

1:11:35.800 --> 1:11:38.320
<v Speaker 1>ship that looks like us and our timeline and our

1:11:38.400 --> 1:11:42.080
<v Speaker 1>timeline and time don't exist the way. I bet they've

1:11:42.120 --> 1:11:43.840
<v Speaker 1>had some real freaky ship out there.

1:11:44.920 --> 1:11:47.360
<v Speaker 3>Everything is. You got a different suns and moons, you guys.

1:11:48.160 --> 1:11:51.280
<v Speaker 2>Pennywise, Yeah, he's existing all the once. Did y'all watch

1:11:51.360 --> 1:11:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Walcome to Day? It's good? Is not my genre either,

1:11:57.080 --> 1:11:58.280
<v Speaker 2>but I heard it was niggas on there, so I

1:11:58.360 --> 1:12:00.280
<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, fine, I heard they squaring up. Oh

1:12:01.320 --> 1:12:05.080
<v Speaker 2>get I like attack the block for black Hord. Okay

1:12:05.680 --> 1:12:12.479
<v Speaker 2>it was crazy choice Yeah yeah, spoiler alert. At the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the movie, at the end of the season,

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, I'm already fighting you thirty years from now, bitch. Basically,

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<v Speaker 2>he's existing all at once, so the alien's probably been

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<v Speaker 2>here infe That was That was the big you know,

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<v Speaker 2>penny Wise, God damn goddamnu. But even penny Wise, do

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<v Speaker 2>you watch an I don't even know what it is,

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<v Speaker 2>not even a body.

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<v Speaker 3>It was sure about the Irish girls to be honest

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<v Speaker 3>irish girls, dairy girls. That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>He penny Wise like he's taking the form of a

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<v Speaker 2>of a clown, but he's like three dots. He's three guys,

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<v Speaker 2>three dots. What are you saying? He's three dots? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is not working. Penny Wise's true form is like

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<v Speaker 2>like three dots, and it just it's like three dots

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<v Speaker 2>going like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, and you're saying that's what aliens could be.

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<v Speaker 3>It could be anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not good at fighting dots. So he takes a

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<v Speaker 2>far better dots and men of the clown I've never

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<v Speaker 2>thought of dot Maybe I could beat the ship on it.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's three dots, but he could turn into a clown.

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<v Speaker 2>He can take the phone of anything and then whatever

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<v Speaker 2>scares you. Oh so, what are you afraid of? The clowns? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and that didn't really example, what are you afraid of?

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<v Speaker 2>Weirdly three dots. That's when he really become Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>get the premise. Yeah, it can be what I was

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<v Speaker 2>trying because this girl daddy died on a show and

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<v Speaker 2>and and he turned it to her dad in a

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<v Speaker 2>pickle jar and it was crazy as fu.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, when's you're saying or confusing me so much?

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<v Speaker 1>If you were hoping to watch Welcome to Dairy There's

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<v Speaker 1>never been a better advertisement.

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<v Speaker 2>Dairy girls, dairy girls. Watch that tube about these Irish girls.

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<v Speaker 2>But last point, Yeah, the ocean. Let's go, And that

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<v Speaker 2>is a point. And it's my favorite place. I love

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<v Speaker 2>the ocean so much. The man loves the ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>And your I bet what you're gonna say, or at

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<v Speaker 1>least where you're leading us is the fact that we

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<v Speaker 1>know so.

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<v Speaker 2>Little exactly exactly. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm listening. Either two options, uh huh, choose your

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<v Speaker 1>own adventure, you know, I like that in the ocean, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Or number two, the dinosaurs in the ocean.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh there's dinosaurs down there for you. Wait it could

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<v Speaker 5>be no, I mean listen, there's more ocean than there

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<v Speaker 5>is land. Anything could be going on there.

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<v Speaker 2>It might be dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what this mostly is. I feel like we forget

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<v Speaker 3>that a lot yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Started sucking the dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, and we're gonna take a break. Morel Mitchell, more, mama,

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<v Speaker 8>mental me, We're back.

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<v Speaker 2>They shoot up the coffee shop, who knows, that's not

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<v Speaker 2>that's not our business. We we ain't say nothing. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you Central Central Birth, that's the name of it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't watch Friends, very anti watch Friends before. Have you

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<v Speaker 2>been there? They have what? They have it on the

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<v Speaker 2>Warner Brothers lit. Yeah, I don't. I'll walk past it

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<v Speaker 2>and you never, you never went in. It means nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to me. It's just funny that it's there. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>they won't take it down even though it's been like thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like a main part.

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<v Speaker 2>You never.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's in there.

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<v Speaker 2>And I went to the they had the Friends Activation

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<v Speaker 2>like that tour, and then we had one in Atlanta

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<v Speaker 2>and they had all the things my homegirl likes Friends.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, girl, come, I got free tickets from work.

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<v Speaker 2>But I didn't know anything ship. I mean, they had

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<v Speaker 2>the couch, sofa, stairwell situation. I'm just sitting here like.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't like the show at all. But I've

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<v Speaker 5>been into that coffee shop because it's funny to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been in like a Seinfeld replica and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is fun. I like this.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was on the I love Lucy said okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and yeah, Jamestown they have like a whole museum that's

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<v Speaker 3>her home.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If it was something I liked, I'd be excited, but

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<v Speaker 1>if it's not, I'm probably be excited. They had like

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<v Speaker 1>that's so raven.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and.

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<v Speaker 5>You you you you were that's a raven girl, Like

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<v Speaker 5>if you could go to the den, if I can

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<v Speaker 5>go to the den? The dam was flying man has

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<v Speaker 5>gotta be on Peico. I remember when it has to

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<v Speaker 5>be on the den?

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<v Speaker 2>Was the children? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh that the sister sister when they went to college.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, as an adult, I rewatched sister sister and Aisha

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<v Speaker 2>the sister wins. It was good the entire time. When

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<v Speaker 2>Mos went to college, it wasn't as good because.

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<v Speaker 9>Molsa kind of means she's not She's not cool, and

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<v Speaker 9>she wasn't nice. She was always like it was always

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<v Speaker 9>like her playing out her friends or being shitty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>her dad, poor, her dad gave her a Saturday and

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<v Speaker 9>she said, no, I'm gonna do my own thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch. Take the Saturn want cheap money? War torn Jeep

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<v Speaker 2>is what I want? What do you break down on graduation.

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<v Speaker 5>Day talking about by he got this house on the

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<v Speaker 5>office set on a Saturn dealership.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's an argument that Molaysha is the villain

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<v Speaker 2>of that film.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure, that's for sure. Now the Parkers, they were having

1:17:47.040 --> 1:17:51.479
<v Speaker 5>a good time but making music. Come on, they're both

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<v Speaker 5>going to college. Now it's double trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fun. Their plaguing fake sororities.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a white girl named six no, what was her name?

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<v Speaker 2>Is six? And awesome Stevie And yeah I do. I

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<v Speaker 2>will always have smoked for the writers for making Nikki

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<v Speaker 2>leave mel Jackson at the altar the end professional Ogilvie

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<v Speaker 2>was whack too. Now you've been playing with me for

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<v Speaker 2>four seasons and I and I leave mail Jackson again

1:18:21.920 --> 1:18:24.640
<v Speaker 2>trying to beat the colors allegations. But he up here

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<v Speaker 2>from me. It's like Alan Payne, will Smith Mail Jackson specifically,

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<v Speaker 2>so man walking to a bar, right, those are my kings,

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<v Speaker 2>like those are my my mount rushmore of colorism.

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<v Speaker 3>And you don't hear that one a lot?

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<v Speaker 2>What Allan Payne still he's still hit it for you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he stok up the little curl business business buff hell. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the New Yate City play. He's doing the play lyric

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<v Speaker 2>his daddy. Yeah, bron, how do.

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<v Speaker 3>You feel about like uh, like I said like a

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<v Speaker 3>like a c before Allan.

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<v Speaker 2>Pain funny, I'm black girl, I'm black Colt. What about

1:19:07.080 --> 1:19:09.639
<v Speaker 2>Cosby Show? He was good on it was good. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>start it. Yeah. Actually I take that Jason lyrics because

1:19:13.880 --> 1:19:15.960
<v Speaker 2>I watched a Cotte show every night on nickd Night,

1:19:16.560 --> 1:19:20.720
<v Speaker 2>and I love the episodes with Eric Alexander, Yeah, my

1:19:20.960 --> 1:19:25.840
<v Speaker 2>cousin Clip and then Charmaine. She really breathed new life

1:19:25.880 --> 1:19:29.479
<v Speaker 2>into what was a dying shit, Like really, okay, we

1:19:29.640 --> 1:19:32.439
<v Speaker 2>need some cute kids. Okay, bring Raving in because we didn't.

1:19:32.479 --> 1:19:34.040
<v Speaker 2>Got too old, she got a period, it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 2>No more, bring a baby in. All the kids not bad?

1:19:36.560 --> 1:19:38.400
<v Speaker 2>No more bringing another dark skin queen.

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<v Speaker 5>It was like the Cosby Show got good when he

1:19:41.360 --> 1:19:48.120
<v Speaker 5>acknowledged hip hop and the intro. Yeah, and then there's

1:19:48.160 --> 1:19:49.040
<v Speaker 5>like a beat behind it.

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<v Speaker 2>Monkeys like saging pants on the ground. That's why nobody

1:19:59.400 --> 1:20:05.040
<v Speaker 2>respects you. You go, Jim, Jim, that was so crazy.

1:20:05.080 --> 1:20:09.800
<v Speaker 2>You talking about pants on the ground. You are He

1:20:10.000 --> 1:20:16.200
<v Speaker 2>wasn't concentrating on that, That wasn't focused on Yeah, she

1:20:16.360 --> 1:20:20.519
<v Speaker 2>was so a lot of myself that you're so good

1:20:20.560 --> 1:20:21.920
<v Speaker 2>on this, We're gonna put you on the spinoff and

1:20:21.960 --> 1:20:25.920
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna keep talking. And I was like, I see

1:20:25.960 --> 1:20:29.040
<v Speaker 2>myself in this. Yes, she was fun. She was a

1:20:29.160 --> 1:20:35.000
<v Speaker 2>brown girl, dumb, light skinned nigga. I mean that's that's

1:20:35.160 --> 1:20:38.720
<v Speaker 2>that's a comedy combination. We're here. That's beautiful. That's what

1:20:38.800 --> 1:20:45.479
<v Speaker 2>we got going on. Look, I agree, that's cool. Man,

1:20:46.040 --> 1:20:50.720
<v Speaker 2>give me to them. Yeah, I'm stupid. We don't have

1:20:50.840 --> 1:20:52.000
<v Speaker 2>a dumb one. It's okay.

1:20:53.439 --> 1:20:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, okay, let's do the voicemail. We get voicemails.

1:20:57.120 --> 1:20:57.559
<v Speaker 1>They're fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm hello.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know the first time that I got nervous

1:21:04.640 --> 1:21:06.599
<v Speaker 7>and I didn't really know what to say. So I'm

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<v Speaker 7>back again.

1:21:07.840 --> 1:21:07.960
<v Speaker 9>Uh.

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<v Speaker 7>I have a theory, you know, And first of all,

1:21:11.960 --> 1:21:15.320
<v Speaker 7>I love you guys show. I've been listening for like

1:21:16.160 --> 1:21:20.320
<v Speaker 7>total of seven days and I've probably.

1:21:20.080 --> 1:21:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Watched about much.

1:21:23.080 --> 1:21:31.360
<v Speaker 7>But I have this theory like about urinals, Like why

1:21:31.400 --> 1:21:35.000
<v Speaker 7>can't they just like make them like flushing? Why they

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<v Speaker 7>have to have cameras in front of our dicks? Like

1:21:37.560 --> 1:21:40.880
<v Speaker 7>it's right, I mean I think they're keeping track of us, like,

1:21:42.080 --> 1:21:45.160
<v Speaker 7>you know, like to how does Google know the average

1:21:45.160 --> 1:21:48.600
<v Speaker 7>size of a penis? Like all right, they don't know

1:21:48.680 --> 1:21:51.640
<v Speaker 7>what I look like. I could be a grower, not

1:21:51.720 --> 1:21:54.720
<v Speaker 7>a shower. Like you're just gonna assume everybody has the

1:21:54.760 --> 1:21:58.040
<v Speaker 7>same size, Like, I don't know what's average? What is average?

1:21:58.120 --> 1:21:58.280
<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 6>You know what I'm saying, This is the man I've

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<v Speaker 6>gone to kind of like so doubting. I haven't spent

1:22:03.720 --> 1:22:05.160
<v Speaker 6>so much time in my life thinking about it. But

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<v Speaker 6>you're like, what's up with the cameras in front of

1:22:09.720 --> 1:22:13.280
<v Speaker 6>our desk there? And like another thing like kind of

1:22:13.320 --> 1:22:17.240
<v Speaker 6>like applied to be like a regular like holler, because

1:22:17.240 --> 1:22:18.040
<v Speaker 6>I have plenty of these.

1:22:18.600 --> 1:22:18.720
<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 7>There's the interview process that's like storry like this can

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<v Speaker 7>this be like my first interview?

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<v Speaker 2>Right here? Come on on?

1:22:25.000 --> 1:22:28.800
<v Speaker 7>But anyways, hi baby, show love you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, body, this nigga got schizophrenies. What a lot

1:22:35.320 --> 1:22:38.479
<v Speaker 2>going on? What a ride? There was a lot going on.

1:22:41.400 --> 1:22:44.120
<v Speaker 2>He was like, why they gotta put the cameras there? Brother,

1:22:44.280 --> 1:22:49.439
<v Speaker 2>there are no camera there's cameras. You need to call HR.

1:22:49.720 --> 1:22:53.839
<v Speaker 3>That's not common, that's not most generals have no cameras.

1:22:53.960 --> 1:22:58.160
<v Speaker 2>So is he saying that there is a Dick scanner

1:22:59.240 --> 1:23:04.959
<v Speaker 2>in the urinals? Like I'm thinking incredibles, great example, exactly

1:23:05.160 --> 1:23:08.960
<v Speaker 2>six inches right. It seems to me this young man

1:23:09.800 --> 1:23:13.640
<v Speaker 2>was leaving a young ladies home and she said oh,

1:23:14.360 --> 1:23:17.920
<v Speaker 2>your average. He's saying, who's saying. He's trying to figure

1:23:17.920 --> 1:23:21.120
<v Speaker 2>out how did y'all get these numbers? While I my

1:23:21.200 --> 1:23:22.519
<v Speaker 2>mom said my big.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's a complicated thing to unpack. That's why he

1:23:26.640 --> 1:23:30.200
<v Speaker 5>called us. That's why he called I was gonna be

1:23:30.240 --> 1:23:37.760
<v Speaker 5>here today to curate, and we've land meaningful. Yeah, I

1:23:38.720 --> 1:23:41.759
<v Speaker 5>don't disagree with you. The mother park confuses me a little.

1:23:41.520 --> 1:23:43.720
<v Speaker 2>Bit, But I'm just saying, you know, men are like what,

1:23:44.400 --> 1:23:47.560
<v Speaker 2>I have a picnic because mommy shows. That's what I

1:23:48.880 --> 1:23:50.320
<v Speaker 2>was like, you got a big dick son, But you

1:23:50.360 --> 1:23:52.400
<v Speaker 2>know what these boy moms get there, so maybe and

1:23:52.520 --> 1:23:55.479
<v Speaker 2>that's the part I didn't. I was just, yeah, my

1:23:55.600 --> 1:23:58.320
<v Speaker 2>mom hasn't seen mine for a while. Now you're not

1:23:58.400 --> 1:24:02.720
<v Speaker 2>gonna either what you mean? It's just like last team.

1:24:04.200 --> 1:24:05.920
<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't be saying it. That's what my mouth just

1:24:06.400 --> 1:24:10.720
<v Speaker 2>betrayed me. The Lord just that last team, Like, yeah,

1:24:10.880 --> 1:24:13.120
<v Speaker 2>last time I'm gonna see my son's dick is what

1:24:13.240 --> 1:24:14.960
<v Speaker 2>you're the last time I seen my brother's, last time

1:24:15.000 --> 1:24:18.280
<v Speaker 2>I saw the son. It's the Center's joke. Remember you

1:24:18.320 --> 1:24:20.960
<v Speaker 2>said that in the movie. It didn't land because I wouldn't.

1:24:21.000 --> 1:24:24.519
<v Speaker 2>I was supposed to lean into that joke with the

1:24:24.560 --> 1:24:27.440
<v Speaker 2>best day of my life. I shouldn't say it's intestuous

1:24:27.920 --> 1:24:30.439
<v Speaker 2>and I shouldn't made jokes about that because the boy

1:24:30.520 --> 1:24:32.720
<v Speaker 2>moms are weird, and that's what I'm trying to get to,

1:24:32.960 --> 1:24:35.120
<v Speaker 2>I think, because they do. You know, they be doing

1:24:35.160 --> 1:24:37.040
<v Speaker 2>weirdship on TikTok, and I get scared of the boy moms.

1:24:37.240 --> 1:24:39.240
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know about that. I don't even know

1:24:39.320 --> 1:24:39.600
<v Speaker 3>about that.

1:24:39.680 --> 1:24:41.800
<v Speaker 2>They were like using age up their sons to see

1:24:41.800 --> 1:24:43.320
<v Speaker 2>how they would look when they were older type ship.

1:24:43.560 --> 1:24:44.720
<v Speaker 2>There's a brand of.

1:24:46.240 --> 1:24:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Moms who take a weird amount of pride in their

1:24:49.320 --> 1:24:53.519
<v Speaker 1>children being boys. Oh and they are like there is

1:24:53.880 --> 1:24:58.880
<v Speaker 1>almost like intimacy, yeah, between the two of them, but

1:24:58.960 --> 1:24:59.439
<v Speaker 1>it's real.

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<v Speaker 2>The mom is in charge of the editor pool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's a bummer to see them point a camera

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<v Speaker 2>at it and go like, look at me, this is content.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I've known people like that though, where somebody's mom was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to say ed edits in that way,

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<v Speaker 5>but like, and that's why you're on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulate spot.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me know, and we always land back at that's right,

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<v Speaker 5>and that's and this is a Cuchie Forward podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a Coucie Forward.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been doing Obama hands a lot lately. It's really funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I just really like to do it. I like to

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<v Speaker 3>do it to the don't I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna need you to poop. I love hearing the labs

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<v Speaker 2>from like around. Sometimes you know said, you know, hope

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<v Speaker 2>hopefully I've had a joker too. You went crazy, you

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<v Speaker 2>went crazy. I am worried about our caller. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to forget them. Yeah, let's let's yeah, let's say

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a little troubled by the message that we received.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not using Nielsen technology in the urinals to measure.

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<v Speaker 1>As farm as I know they're not if there's cameras

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<v Speaker 1>in there, they're not using it for dick measuring as

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<v Speaker 1>much as the documentation celebration.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, average doesn't matter because you got your dick. You

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<v Speaker 5>ain't gonna have no other dick. That's what you got, brother.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't fix it. It is what it is, man.

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<v Speaker 2>And even though whatever is average or not or whatever, Yo, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, start eating. But to go to bed hungry

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<v Speaker 2>you skipped dinner. Yeah, yeah, you come because sometimes the

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<v Speaker 2>head is good. The girls I mean the girls be like,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, yeah, you know it's not good enough for

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<v Speaker 2>you to sixty nine. Hey, let's go. I don't really

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<v Speaker 2>like like, I'm not like a had first. This isn't

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<v Speaker 2>about me. You made it. But that's like, let me

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<v Speaker 2>take my time, take your time to walk wherever you

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<v Speaker 2>need to go. Anyway, I think we did it. We did.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Kuchie was coached, Kushie was cooch. I think we learned

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<v Speaker 1>all the answers we needed to learn about Kuchie, and

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<v Speaker 1>we celebrated. We we we challenged ourselves, We admitted some

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful things about our grew grew to that yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>were planted, planted for the future.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have a whole koochie tree. By the next

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<v Speaker 2>time you come back the juice David squeezed me, squeeze

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<v Speaker 2>me one. You're going to the kitchen when you squeeze

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<v Speaker 2>me a coci juice farm. I love that. Yeah, coochberry

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<v Speaker 2>farm a child. Oh not very farm. Yeah, so excited

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was I was talking about not very farm.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's funny. Yeah, not very farm. So

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<v Speaker 2>but now could you tell the people where they can

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<v Speaker 2>find you? What cool ship. You got guys. Oh yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys can follow me on Instagram at It's Smell Mitch,

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok at the Baddest Mitch. I am on to be

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<v Speaker 2>uh that gout count of Tangled, to be a Hulu

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<v Speaker 2>be t plus Pete Cock a couple of things. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm you know, I have a little creditor too, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>creditor too. I'm working on KEP on stage of the Airport.

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<v Speaker 2>Previously was on the Hospital, I was on Safe Space.

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<v Speaker 2>I went crazy on Safe Spaces on tub Right now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just excited. I'll be on the Netflix as a

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<v Speaker 2>Joke Festival at the Crack Them Up show on that

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday night. I'm super super excited about that. If any

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<v Speaker 2>other shows, hit me up if y'all need some you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I tell jokes for a living. So yeah, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>really excited about this comedy ship. Man, I'm hungry. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>Nig's not hungry. Yeah, but yees follow me on the

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<v Speaker 2>things and I'll be in a city near you soon.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be in Richmond, Virginia, and I'll be in Columbus,

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<v Speaker 2>Ohio in July. Linking my bio on Instagram Funny Bones

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<v Speaker 2>that I gotta I gotta get in that funny bone.

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<v Speaker 7>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, what you got?

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<v Speaker 3>Cool Got Jokes City seven. You can find me in

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<v Speaker 3>the alley fighting three dots.

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<v Speaker 2>Three three dots, Square up? Square up? How you do it?

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<v Speaker 2>I do not know what.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm showing.

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<v Speaker 5>Everything's on Cool Got Jokes seven dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Biz though, for sure, Viiz.

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<v Speaker 1>You can follow me at Langston Kerman on all social

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<v Speaker 1>media platforms. You can see me at uh at in

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<v Speaker 1>Denver first week of May. I'll be in in Denver

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<v Speaker 1>at the Denver Comedy Underground.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean excited about that.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can send us your own drops, your own conspiracies.

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell us what them three dots represent all

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<v Speaker 2>We're going very crazy there. Yeah smart watch watch yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we take like dirt.

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<v Speaker 5>What we take dirty videos we found on Instagram and

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<v Speaker 5>he hasn't seen mine, I haven't seen his, and then

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<v Speaker 5>we watch them swap them Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Get we get there and dirt we should be clear.

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<v Speaker 1>Dirt isn't always sexual. It's sometimes sometimes it is. It's

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<v Speaker 1>perverse of the it is freaks, it is oddityse it

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<v Speaker 1>is it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Sort of the under talking about like novels come like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we get we open reads, passages, passes. Yeah, literature. At

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the day, we own. We own a

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<v Speaker 2>full library at this point. Yeah, patre Patreon. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to touch a book. It's like the holy ground when

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<v Speaker 2>you read it, it's great. It's quality material. He's not.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe it's papyrus. That motherfucker th Wow you got

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<v Speaker 2>And most importantly, uh yeah, follow the patriarch. Most importantly,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Bye bitch, why are you five in

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<v Speaker 2>the moon? Something's going on? Let us smell yogic.

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