WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Phone Paux 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:02.000 All right, it's time for your brand new Second Date update. 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:04.960 Welcome to the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast. We're so glad 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:07.720 you're here. And can I just ask after you listen 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:10.119 to the Second Date, can you tell me what this 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:12.479 guy does is creepy or helpful? 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:14.800 Yeah? We can put a poll on here. Oh that's 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:16.759 a good I yeah, because you look at it with 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:20.840 helpful I really really appreciate it. You were his biggest fan. 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:24.680 I still have you were You'll understand when you hear it. 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:28.200 But let's get to some comments real quick. Sierra Taylor 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:31.040 five four two eight rote Brook and Jeffrey please say 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:36.120 hello to eight year old Taveon in Boise, Idaho. Come on, Brook, 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:38.199 you'll feel bad if you don't. He listens every day. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:41.080 Oh yeah, are you getting black fails? Say hi? 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:43.680 I never feel bad about hurting an eight year old's feelings. 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:47.320 I don't know if you sorry, It's not personal, Okay. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.600 I have my own eighty Yeah. 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:52.560 And our last comment of the day comes from Mike 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.760 ol fifteen seventy eight says, my workday as a CDL 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:59.040 driver is so much better. Taking my bumps of love 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:06.959 one podcast that time liked it. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:04.399 I may. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:08.560 You know, it depends on how you take it. 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:08.800 All. 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:11.119 Right, here we go. Let's get into the second date update. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.000 I think you don't love it. It starts right now. 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:17.800 The second date update, alexis when you go out on 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:21.560 a date. Here's an important question. Do you do phone 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:24.399 up or phone face down on the table? 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:26.640 I put it my purse usually I don't have an out. 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:29.760 Wow, trust the guy to be near your phone. 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:32.800 Your hand. I got one hand in my person. Okay, 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:34.240 I gotta touches. I feel my brain. 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:35.560 You know, if I guess saw it was like a 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:37.600 twitch at the table the whole time when you couldn't 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:37.920 see it. 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:39.679 Well, I bring it up because some people think phone 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:43.200 face down means you're hiding something that you don't want 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:43.839 them to see. 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:47.119 Right now, I just put it on do not disturb 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:48.280 if you don't want text to show up. 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.280 Yeah, I think that it's polite to put it face down. 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:54.880 Well, phone up would be more like you're kind of 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.200 an open book an open phone. 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:59.440 I think it's you're boring and I would rather look 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:00.200 at my phone. 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:03.240 Okay. The whole reason that I bring it up is 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:06.120 because one guy cell is at the center of something 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:09.720 that could have possibly gone wrong that night. He's not 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:12.520 really sure. So let's welcome Paul to the show. Paul, 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:13.320 how you doing? 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:13.560 Man? 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:15.480 I'm okay, how are you guys? 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.800 We know where the phone is right now? Paul up 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:23.079 to his Yeah, I wait a minute, is it. 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:30.200 Where on your body? Is that from? Paul? I like 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:34.680 that you were confused. Okay, Paul, don'tn't worry about the 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:36.720 froll Just let's talk about the girl that you met. 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:37.320 What's her name? 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:39.280 What was this girl? Kelly? 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:40.160 Okay? 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:41.600 Where did you meet Kelly? 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:42.480 So? 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:45.080 Yeah, we've known each other at the gym and we 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:45.839 talked there. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:48.880 Okay, So would you say your friends, like Jim friends 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:50.320 before you guys went out. 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.200 We're friendly, yeah. 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:53.680 Jim acquaintances. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.320 Okay, I'm here there for a few months. We go 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:57.400 around the same time. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.520 So that's refreshing because I'm somebody that's like had phones 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:04.520 on face down, phone face down, walking up to a girl, 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:07.720 immediately give me your blindfold on, Like I don't want 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:10.880 to do anything with anybody else at the gym. At 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:15.840 the gym, sorry, yes, it's very difficult to go from 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:19.440 equipment to equipment. But anyway, I'm glad that you you 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:22.560 don't take it off, No, I don't. But good for you, Paul, 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:24.639 You're able to talk to Kelly anyone else. 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:31.160 So sorry, sorry sidetracked. 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.480 Yeah, she says, Normally I tell guys I have a boyfriend, 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:35.560 but I'm not going to tell you that. 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.440 So it's like cool, oh wow, Okay, that's a good 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.120 line on her part too, because it's like, I'm very wanted. 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:43.400 I have to turn men down all the time. 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:46.200 I'm going to make an exception for you. So what 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:46.960 did you guys do? 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:50.040 So both our schedules are really busy, it was hard 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:52.640 to find time to hang out. So we actually settled 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:53.400 on a gym date. 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:56.400 Wait, huh, wait a minute, you're like, let's just meet 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:57.000 back here? 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:03.280 Whose idea that we just kind of both agreed because 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:04.840 they couldn't find any other time. 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.600 You know, you guys really can't skip one hour at 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:10.400 the gym to get one drink the gym. 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:11.240 Rats, but together. 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:14.000 Well, that was just part of the date. So she 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:16.440 did come back to my place and we cooked kind 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:17.480 of like a helping meal. 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:22.919 Okay, that's cute, fun too of your health conscious Like, yes, yeah. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:23.680 So how was dinner? 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:28.960 It was good? Kind of funny situation happened where I 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:31.000 was in the other room doing the dishes, and I 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:34.040 heard my phone beep like a text came through. Okay, 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.320 And I left it in there with her, and I 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.320 was like, hey, can you see who texted? 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:38.560 Then? 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:39.480 What they said? 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:41.160 Whoa, whoa, whoa? 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:42.760 Why would you do such a thing? Sir? 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:44.080 Extremely trusting? 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:46.320 Oh my god, my girl, I know. 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:48.280 But here's the thing, Like, if I was on a date, 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:53.240 my phone would be inundated with text messages from my friends. 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:54.359 Yes, I thought it was gonna be like all the 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:56.040 naked photos that you've taken. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:56.000 But. 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.440 No, I said, those already. 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:03.080 I You and I have very different concerns when it's 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:03.880 looking at your. 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:07.000 Phone to make it is never an issue for me, gotcha. 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:10.080 So you said, hey, take a look at my phone 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:12.039 and tell me who texted and what they said. 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:14.440 Yeah, she was kind of surprised. You was like, what, 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:16.920 but I'm meaning h they gave her my path code. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:17.560 I don't care. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:22.120 Wow, okay, right, yeah, okay. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.159 So she tells me it was one of my friends 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.360 who wanted to know if I'm meeting up tonight, and 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:29.440 I answered to respond to him, tell him I'm on 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:31.320 a date with a pre girl cooking dinner. 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:33.799 Oh that's a good line. 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:36.680 A green flag, like lady, I don't know, nomstrated that 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:37.640 you're trying too hard. 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:40.680 Though, It's like, I see, you can see that it was. 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.400 Set up, like, yeah, you had your friend text on purpose. 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:45.920 At five point thirty text me and I'm gonna. 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:47.400 Yeah, you guys are not organized, so I doubt it. 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:51.000 But I mean, who cares. He just called you pretty like, 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:55.280 I mean right, he's so excited. 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:57.120 Can you can you tell us was that set up? 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:58.479 No? Absolutely not. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:03.000 Okay, that was good, very smooth. 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:04.640 I mean, could you tell she was flattered? 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:05.279 Yeah? 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:08.159 Sure, Girls like being called pretty, right, I mean well. 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:11.320 And the trust, like you know again, could be too trusting, 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:13.320 but it's at least not the opposite where it's like, 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:14.760 don't look at my phone, give that back to it. 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:19.360 It's like, really, you have nothing to hide. 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:22.680 You're not cheating anyone. Interesting. You probably never thought about that, Paul. 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:24.040 But what happened afterwards? 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:26.479 Yeah, so I didn't come back in the room for 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.880 a few minutes of finishing the dishes and all that. 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:30.760 But and that is hot. 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:35.480 Can I just say, as a married woman, I understand 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:37.720 why you would think it's hot. But alexis I don't 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:37.960 think that. 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:39.400 I mean, I don't care. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:48.320 Yeah, imagining him shirtless? All right, is this is sounding 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:51.240 pretty good? I think did we miss any details? 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:54.880 No, you know that did. I didn't have anything weird 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:57.200 or incriminating. I didn't get a bad buye from her. 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.800 But you guys alway that if anything weird happened, so 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:02.760 that the only thing that was out of the ordinary. 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:03.800 Did you kiss her? 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.479 No? Kids, but we hugged and she left like a 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:08.320 little while later. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:09.840 Okay, have you seen her at the gym? 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.840 Yeah, it's only been a few days, so I haven't 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:14.920 seen her. But I'm just kind of getting the vibe 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:17.440 that she's not really into hangout again. I don't know. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:21.560 Yeah, you can feel that shift. Yeah, it's weird because 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:23.680 you were so open with her, I don't know. 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.720 Well, and they knew each other pretty I mean, like 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:29.560 not really well, but like enough see each other again. 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:31.480 It is weird to go back to the place you 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:32.360 just had a date. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:35.320 With a guy and like were just being over eager again. 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:36.960 We're just all very eager to hear what she has 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:39.280 to say when we come back and call her. Hopefully 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.200 she picks up and gives us some answers for your 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:46.960 second date update right after this second date update. Is 0:07:47.000 --> 0:07:51.040 it possible to be so open and so trusting that 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:52.679 it's actually a turn off? 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:54.760 Does that sounds funny? 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.360 I mean, that's what we're wondering after talking to our 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.360 listener Paul, because he gave his date the past sword 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.760 to his cell phone so that she could text a 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:04.920 friend for him while he was busy doing dishes in 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.280 the other room. In the other room, so he heard 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:09.600 his phone go up and was just like, whatever that was, 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:12.720 go check it. Yeah, And he felt comfortable doing that 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:14.960 because he says he's got nothing to hide on there. 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.240 She can go look through whatever she wants and won't 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:18.280 find anything weird. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.559 Sure, there's nothing that's weird on your phone? 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:22.360 What are you? 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:22.760 Oh? 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.760 You in his mind, he said the past code, you know, 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:29.560 so maybe she found something else that wasn't in the text. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.119 Right, if she's not sketchy but just weird. 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:35.160 Paul, is there anything that you're not telling us? Do 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:37.800 you have a furry app on there that you left open? 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:41.240 No, guys, I'm serious. I don't have anything weird on there, 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:42.520 I promise. Okay. 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:45.719 It just sounds like such a nice time, Like, yeah, and. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:46.920 Maybe that's the problem. 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:48.600 That was so nice. 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:51.080 That was what Alexi said. It's like too nice where 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.120 it's like, ah, this guy's not even fun anymore. 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:56.439 You reply to you like reply properly to your friends too, 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:59.800 like it can wait ten minutes, like also a quick reply. 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:07.240 So did his friends as well? Talk about it the 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:07.880 worst it's getting. 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:10.120 Are we giving you a little bit of a complex yet? 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:12.800 Paul? Yeah? Maybe? Yeah, I don't know. 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:17.400 Okay, Hopefully we can find more of your issues when 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.480 we call Kelly for you and see what she has 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:31.400 to say. Hopefully she picks up. Here we go, Hello, 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:36.480 Hey is this Kelly. This is Hey Kelly. You're on 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:38.000 the radio right now with a show called Brook and 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.840 Jeffrey in the Morning. Hey Kelly, good morning, Kelly. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:46.920 Wow, Hey, you know who we are. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:47.840 You've listened to the show? 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:53.800 Yeah, I mean for sure, I'm just like on. 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:57.760 TikTok may Yeah, fine, we'll take it, but hey, we'll 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:58.040 take you. 0:09:58.120 --> 0:09:59.000 I appreciate it. 0:09:59.160 --> 0:09:59.400 Yeah. 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.640 Maybe if you'reamiliar with us because of our segment the 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:03.760 second ate update? Is that how you know us? 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:07.360 Yeah, I've definitely heard of that. 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.360 It's not because being handsome and so viral. 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:15.080 Yeah, darn it, Lay. 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:21.679 But Kelly, we're doing a second ate update right now 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:23.920 because of a guy that you went out with recently 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.160 who's been trying to get a hold of you, Paul 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:27.320 from the gym. 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:30.319 Yeah, I had a feeling that might be what this 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:39.760 is about when you said that. Okay, yeah, okay, it 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.960 sounded like such a fun time you and Paul had. 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:46.480 The date itself was pretty great, honestly, Like, I don't 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:49.920 really have complaints about that, Okay, Okay, I don't know 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:52.440 if anything, like I made myself mad. I think you know, 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:54.160 you ever do that? You ever hurt your own feelings? 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.360 Oh? Yeah, constantly every morning in the mirror pretty much. Yeah, 0:10:57.360 --> 0:11:00.640 I'm just like trying to hurt myself, your own feeling. 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:07.280 A man's following list. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.599 Yeah, like they have like hotter people, they feller than you. 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:10.240 I mean, like, I guess they just did something I 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.200 really shouldn't have done, and it just it took me 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:13.440 out of it. It ruined it for me. 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:18.240 Oh you, what did you do? Because we heard that 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:21.080 you two did a gym workout and had dinner back 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:22.040 at Paul's place. 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:23.360 Oh my god, he did the dishes. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:26.320 Yeah, I'm just really excited about that. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.160 You're not wrong about any of that, Like that's all 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:31.840 one hundred percent true. And I mean, what a great 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:34.280 date to have with somebody who you've known for a 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:35.959 while and have been going to the same gym with 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:38.120 for a long time. Like it kind of all was 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:40.560 coming together really nicely, like almost a little too good 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:41.200 to be true, Like. 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:44.920 Yeah, what could possibly ruin it? 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:45.160 Then? 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:49.800 Like me, me, what do you mean? Oh my god? Okay, 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:53.440 So basically he got a text when he was doing 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:55.520 the dishes and I was in the living room where 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:57.120 his phone was like sitting on the charter. 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:58.440 Yeah we heard that. 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:01.600 Oh so you know about the pass code and everything. 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.360 Yeah, right, And he even asked you to send a 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:08.040 message to his friend for him, which I was worried 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:10.560 maybe came across as him being lazy asking you to 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:13.160 do all the work for him, trustworthy. 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:14.320 Yeah, we couldn't believe. 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:17.640 He did that same Like I was like, whoa, this 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.680 is like a marital level dr like this is a lot. 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:22.760 Yeah, it did remind me of like a married couple. 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.280 Can we guess that maybe you looked at other things 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:26.000 on his phone? 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:29.880 Not initially, but your girl got a little curious and 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:32.079 I went back for seconds. I'm not gonna lie. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.320 I mean, he did give you the pass code. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:38.200 Is dangly you're hungry. 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:39.040 What did you find? 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.960 Oh my god, I can't even believe this. Okay, you 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:43.880 know the notes app on your phone? 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:46.000 Oh you went deep into his phone? 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:47.079 Yeare personal? 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:51.120 Yeah, that gave me like a journal sometimes. 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:55.239 Comedy jokes app. 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:58.599 So he wrote a bunch of there's a bunch of 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.480 drafts in there, and they're a bunch of like over 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:06.199 the top aggressive negative YELP reviews. 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:07.600 Views. 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:12.800 It's not even like it's not even for like businesses. It's 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:14.520 not for restaurants. He didn't find like a hair in 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:17.880 his food. No, these are for public restrooms. 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:20.280 What he's a public restroom? 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:23.480 Do you think he where? Did he like copy and 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:24.640 paste him from? 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:25.280 Ah? 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:26.680 Like, are they jokes? 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:28.720 Because that would be that sounds like a joke to me, 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:30.280 a review of a public restroom. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.839 There is zero percent chance like this came from his soul. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.400 He did not write this on a win Like there 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:38.800 was one in there about like the McDonald's on Fifth 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:41.960 Avenue and he was going off. He was like, oh, 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:45.040 the hinges on the door were like loosed and the 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.400 latch was hanging on for dear life like it was 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:49.360 a marriage on its last leg, like he was. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:52.800 And it's useful because now I know not to go 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:53.559 to that McDonald's. 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:55.959 So you didn't. You didn't think it was attractive. 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:59.640 It seemed like a little unhinged that someone would be 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:00.880 having in this film. 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:05.240 Hey, I think you're trying to find something wrong with 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:08.119 him because you're scared it was going so good, because. 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:09.920 That's just that's how I felt. 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:13.920 Okay, Well, your feelings are totally valid, But I believe 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:17.959 that Paul's feelings are probably also equally as valid, if 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.440 not more, because they are his private notes. So we 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:22.680 should probably hear his side of the story because he 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:24.880 is on the other line right now waiting to talk 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:28.600 to you. Yeah, I'm doing that. 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:30.320 And his favorite restroom. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:34.560 Paul, Oh my god, I'm here. Hey, you're the. 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.600 Bathroom or he's a toilet? King? 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:38.920 Are you feeling based on what you just heard there? 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:42.880 I mean, I don't really see what's the big deal 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:44.800 about tom out reviews. 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:47.800 Well, I'm with him, really, I didn't want to play 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:48.120 this up. 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:49.520 A Brook and I do have a favorite bathroom in 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:51.720 the city. It's an Italian restaurant. We both had the 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:55.240 most instagrammable pictures inside. 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.960 It is so nice to me when people leave reviews. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:14:58.760 Can't you see that? 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:04.160 Who are you talking to? Kelly? 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:10.080 Okay, the doing the hero's job. He's trying to get 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:13.160 the public to find a good bathroom to you all right. 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:16.240 Well, clearly Brooke is Paul's biggest YELP fans. But we 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.880 should let Paul and Kelly talk to each other about this. Paul, 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:21.600 talk to her, tell her how you feel. 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.760 Yeah, I mean, when you think about it, the restroom 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.760 tells you a lot about the place she wants to 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:31.040 eat at a restaurant where the bathrooms filthy? 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:34.080 Right though, really, have you ever looked up the bathroom 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:37.080 before you go somewhere? 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:41.600 If I went and saw a review for a restaurant 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.480 that said it had an ikey bathroom. 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:46.800 Out you relieve yourself out in the woods. 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.920 In a hole, listen to me. That is clean. 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:52.480 Okay, Maybe Paul can leave a review of the bathroom 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:54.280 mountain in the in the forest where you are. 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:57.920 Tell me think of how creative those reviews were. I mean, 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.560 you've got a man who is good with words. 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:03.240 We've been doing the show for like thirteen years. Brook 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:05.400 has never stood up for a man like she has 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:09.920 public bathroom? Yelp, toilet Why was it? 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:12.680 Honestly like you are gassing me up a little bit, 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:14.480 like you're making me see the other side of things 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:14.920 a little bit. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:15.720 Wow. 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:19.840 Okay, Kelly, here's the important question. In his apartment? Was 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:23.920 his bathroom clean? I did not think of that. 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:27.400 Are you asking her to review his Oh? 0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:29.080 I wasn't that excited about it. 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.760 But I will say two things. Number One, it was 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:35.760 sparkling clean. I will give him that very clean bathroom. 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:37.720 However, thank you. 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.520 Number two, I do not appreciate the fact that the 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:43.240 toilet paper was facing the way. I don't appreciate it. 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:45.960 The underpullate supposed to be over. 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:47.280 Girl. 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:49.760 You just found a man with a clean bathroom that 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:54.760 does his dishes, and you are trying to find a problem. 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:59.360 You cannot pass up this opportunity. I don't know. It 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:02.080 seems to be a pretty big issue for her. But Kelly, 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:04.840 I'm still gonna ask you anyway, would you give him 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:07.160 another shot at a second date, and we would pay 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:07.560 for it. 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:10.760 I take ownerships like I should not have gone through 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:14.600 this man's phone. That's good and so as long as 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:17.760 the place you are sending us has a solid bathroom 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:18.520 reading from him. 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:21.360 Now suddenly like the most important. 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.520 Now she's on board, Paul, I'd love to go out 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:26.400 Kelly again. 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:28.560 If they ever get. 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.560 Married, they're gonna rent one of those really fancy port 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:31.720 It has like. 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:34.480 It's like a trailer. 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:37.880 Your stories always end up in a trailer. 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:42.719 They always started there too. Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:47.520