WEBVTT - Poop Like A Champion! 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.400 Hey Andrew, Welcome, Hey pal, Welcome to the studio. 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:03.920 What's going on, buddy? 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:05.000 Guess what what? 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:07.000 It's right? 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:14.680 Kay, Scott, it's Friday. 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:17.480 No, it's not Scott, it's Monday. No, it's Friday, Scott. 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:21.280 The last episode we titled wrong because it's Monday. 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:23.800 Well, do you know what today's episode and Hines has 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:24.280 in common? 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:25.360 Fifty seven? 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:26.799 This is episode fifty seven. 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.400 Then we need to go back to episode fifty six 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:29.400 and change everything. 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:33.200 Look at the calendar over here. The serial calendar fifty 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:34.440 seven is on Friday. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:36.479 Well, then we have to go back and edit all 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:37.720 of episode fifty six. 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:39.080 Why would we say an episode we. 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:41.200 Said it was Friday. We did, yeah, because you asked 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:42.280 me and I thought it was Friday. 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:46.000 Because you never pay attention. You hate life, You know nothing. 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:48.600 You have a calendar in your little do diddle phone 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:50.839 over there, and uh, you don't even look at it. 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:52.519 You just called my phone a doodiddle. 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:56.080 I don't want to care. 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:04.839 Serial. When you hand a jam, it's not lump. 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:07.160 Yeah. You know any song that you play I just 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:09.960 assume is lump. Now, any alternative song from the nineties 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:12.560 is a lump. Yeah, all ninety two three, just plays 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:13.679 lump on repeat. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:15.280 Actually, I haven't never heard this song there. 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:16.120 No, they don't play it. 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:20.080 That's why. No, it's not in rotation. Yeah, what's going on? When? 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.080 How you doing, buddy? It's been a while, great, it's 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:23.480 been like four days. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:26.800 Yeah, but in actual recording time, it's been literally yesterday 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:27.399 we recorded. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.679 Okay, we'll give away the surprise to our listeners. Do 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:34.560 you not want to do this? Because bye, wow, I 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:38.559 mean spicy today. We're getting like pretty far ahead now, yeah, 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:40.800 I mean we could tell everybody today. We're actually recording 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.720 this in October twenty ninth, and it's going to air 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:43.840 November fifteenth. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:44.480 That's crazy. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:45.240 It is crazy, right. 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:47.280 I love when it's that much like in advance, though, 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.400 because it really helps me have peace of mind. 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:51.800 I don't like that because I have a bunch of 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:54.080 stuff in the sack. Yeah, that I really want to 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:55.960 get out there. It's not so much that it needs 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:57.960 to be a bonus prize in side episode, but I 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:00.040 wanted to get out there soon. Yeah, So we'll do 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:02.600 one of those today, great, and a few more in 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:03.480 the weeks to come. 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.000 This isn't a prize and side episode. 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:06.680 This is not a prize and side episode. This is 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.840 a regular old episode. Great, we're gonna start with a 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:09.919 classic cereal today. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.119 Did you just cut me off to try and make 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:14.320 it seem like you're gonna cut that in post production? 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.359 Nobody knows what you're talking about, Andrew. 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:16.720 Post production? 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:17.799 If what's post production? 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:18.160 Shake? 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:21.320 There's no magic. We just as we're recording this. That's 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.040 how you hear it. We don't cut anything. What are 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:24.680 you talking about? 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:27.440 Yes, you do again. I've said this multiple times. But 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:30.240 if you listen to Scotty's lines, because he sits here 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:33.480 and edits everything. When he doesn't like something, he recuts it. 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:34.480 It's not true because you do. 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:37.920 Because you'll say something like, hey, this box of frosted 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:41.960 cheerios is brought to you by what are you talking about? 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:44.079 Say it in a different tone, and it's to pick 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:44.600 up in the car. 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:46.680 There's only one time that I did that, and I 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.160 heard the difference, and I won't do that ever again. Yeah, 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:51.720 now I just screw up and go on. 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:53.120 I own my mistakes. 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:56.760 Anyway. So this classic cereal, We've been having a lot 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.200 of this type of cereal the last couple of episodes. 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:03.320 This serial is sixty nine years old. Wow, this box, 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:06.040 but this cereal? Okay, I really wouldn't be surprised with 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:10.359 your basement. It's an original part of the mix. Come 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:11.640 on Basic four. 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:13.240 What I don't know? 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.600 Let me just go again. Okay. And it is a 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:18.560 Checks variety. 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:19.639 Oh I love Checks. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:20.720 It's a blue box. 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:21.880 You know what it is? 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:23.880 What you know what it is? We go heck, go ahead? 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:26.840 What about cereal? It doesn't even make sense in this. 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.800 It doesn't make sense why it's a blue box of Checks? 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:30.880 What variety is blue? 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.600 What cinnabon is blue? 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:36.000 First of all, cinnamon? You know what? Some guy yelled 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:37.880 at me on Twitter and he's like, I don't know 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:41.200 what you're talking about, genius. I see cinnabon cereal in 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.480 the store. I don't know what he's talking about because 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:45.480 KELLG does not make sinnabon cereal anymore. 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:48.680 Listen, sir, thank you for attacking Scott that day. B 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:52.120 Send us the cinnabon cereal. I would love to try 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:52.560 it again. 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:54.880 I told him send me a picture because I am 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.840 not aware that any such thing exists. 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:58.680 That was like my childhood in a box. 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.360 Well, because you're you know, you're a millennial, so it 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:02.800 was still around like ten years ago. 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.080 You can't just put millennial in front of things. I 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:08.920 can that it's my childhood millennial. 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:11.520 Here go anyway, it's checks and it's rice checks. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:12.320 I'm excited. 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:15.960 Let's do it. Okay, Garrett, where's Garrett's not here? Because 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:17.560 it's gluten free and it's very little sugar. 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:22.279 So I really want to do Take the corn checks, yeah, 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.040 the wheat checks and the rice checks and make it 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:25.960 all around checks. 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:29.160 That was the original mix that you put microwave. No, 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:32.640 that was the microwavable mix with peanuts. The Peanuts characters, 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:34.279 not actual peanuts. I remember, I. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:34.839 Remember you played that. 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:37.560 Oh look, here's the original Checks party mix, the recipes 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.040 on the back. So if you want to make your 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:39.640 own mix. 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.000 Here it is because it's a really old, like nineteen fifties, 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:45.000 nineteen sixties, like stereotype things that you're a woman head 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:45.919 to the kitchen. 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:49.400 In a large microwaveable ball mixed cereals, nuts, pretzels, and 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:52.320 bagel chip bagel chips. That's not original, Oh yet it is. 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:53.560 There are bagel chips in that. 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.440 My friend's parents actually made bagel chips, and there's checks 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:57.799 out to the Wilsons. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.719 Muddy Buddies. Look, you can make money. I love Muddy Buddies. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.279 It's weird because on this box shows all the varieties 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:05.440 of checks, but the omitted blueberry that frightens me. Also, 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:06.680 vanilla's not on here either. 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.560 Vanilla was not good. It was good with chocolate. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.080 Vanilla is the best of the checks. 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.719 All right, let's be honest. Corn has been my favorite 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:15.040 so far. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:19.599 Shout out to Iowa. Yeah, Iowa, the whole state. 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.839 Well, we found out our listeners are from Chicago, so 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:23.560 that's midwestern. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.400 That's right. We have a lot of listeners in Chicago. 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.160 I don't know how because the radio show is not. 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:30.240 In It's crazy. We love our listeners who don't listen 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:33.200 to the morning show. It's nuts that you found this 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:36.800 and are like, hey, these two weirdos that talk about cereal. 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:38.479 But please check out the morning show. I mean, you know, 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:39.920 it's yeah kind of anything. 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:41.520 Kind of how we have our jobs? 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:44.680 All right? So still to this day, no milk sponsor, 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:47.000 although we've been promised, but I've got nothing. So here 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:47.280 we are. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.120 Can we talk about that for a second. How every 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:52.599 salesperson is like, it's crazy. You guys don't have advertisers yet. 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.120 Send us a one sheet of your show and how 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:57.920 many listeners you have. So we say, hey, here's our shows, 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:01.159 here's our listeners. We have lots of them. And they're like, oh, yeah, 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:03.360 that's cool, that's cool. Yeah, yeah, we'll try and get 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:03.839 you something. 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:06.200 But here I am buying a wholesome pantry organic low 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:07.320 fat milk from shopright. 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:09.600 The lies, the lies, the lies that they tell you. 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:11.560 I'll tell you how many mentions we've given shop Right. 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:13.839 I love them, by the way. That's like most of 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:15.559 the cereal and most of my milk. 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:17.640 And do you know what I can say too, because 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.680 the shop rate's not going to come through. Instacart is 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.040 where I get my orders from shop right. That's right, 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:24.680 you can either of those could really come through and 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:25.280 give us some money. 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.120 Well, here's the thing. At the end of the day, 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.800 Shopwright's really smart because we just keep talking about them 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:31.920 and they're not giving us a penny. True, how about 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:34.400 a gallon of milk a week? That's it. Seriously, We'll 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:38.040 pour ourselves out for gallons of milk. All right, here's 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:38.480 your right. 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:43.040 Paid yes in milk. Sad my dad would be so proud. 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:50.760 All right. Rice checks from General Mills hmm hmm not necessary. Mm, 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:55.400 that's overboard. Love it plain, simple, not bad. 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:59.680 This gets five bowls. Wow, Wow, that's good to. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:02.200 All the listeners out there. This is not a five 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.679 bowl Cereal. It's pretty good, but it's plain. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:06.000 It's like life. 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:08.880 It tastes like life Cereal. Basically, what this is is 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:11.760 a whole bunch of rice crispi is just all glued together. 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:14.840 I love this and airy. It's nice, but you give 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:16.640 it the milk actually makes it work really good. 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:17.640 It tastes like life. 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:18.720 Three balls in a spoon. 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:22.600 That's rude. Why it's just not right, Like it's not 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:24.120 nice for you to do that. 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:24.720 I'm sorry. 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.320 Can we make team checks please? 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:27.600 No, that's not a thing. 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.520 When Danielle was here, we made black and white checks, 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.680 and listeners tweeted at it and said it was a 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:33.119 good idea. 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:36.480 That's for the Danielle Cereal remix. I guess what. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:37.000 I don't care. 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:40.320 You can go no, no, no, no, we don't know. No, 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:42.840 we're moving on. Moving on. 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:49.280 Serial killers listener request. 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:53.960 So get back over here. We're not mixing. You ate 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:56.320 them all? Yes you did. I threw the box away. 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:59.760 Get back over here, Andrew, come over here. Please. Oh look, 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:02.800 I'm oh, you just missed it because we were in 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:06.720 a commercial for the Cartwright Indoor water Park. How funny. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:07.560 Get over here. 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:09.960 I did not eat all the corn checks. 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:11.960 I already played the stager, which means we have to 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.680 talk about this listener request. So this morning you and 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:18.040 I came in there was an Amazon bag sitting here. Yeah, 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:21.600 we tore it open. Where to go? Oh, it's in 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:25.080 the cloth cereal. Second that another listener sent us. 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:26.960 I love our listeners, seriously, how nice. 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:30.160 The note here says, Hey, Scotty and Andrew. This one 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:32.880 had my teenage boys begging me to send this to you. 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.440 So if you could give Charles and John a shout 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:38.040 out on the podcast, they would love it. Love you, guys. 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:39.760 Crunch from Lynn. 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:42.160 Hi, Charles, Hi, John, Hi, Lan, Thank you Lynn. 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.520 Now I've seen this cereal. A lot of people have 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.800 sent us this, okay, you know on online it tweeded 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:49.320 it to us, but I didn't buy it because it 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.320 was expensive. Even Elvis wanted to do this. I kind 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:52.960 of wish he was here because he'd probably want to 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:55.200 try this. It's called poop like a champion. 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.760 He'll probably try this on air after this episode airs. 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:01.080 I'm sure he will. It's got like one hundred fiber 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:04.400 of your daily fiber recommendations in one and a half servings. 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:08.079 Love it, so put poop on a schedule. Your body's 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:10.439 clock wants you to go on time when you feel 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:13.280 like going, go before things dry up? And get what 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:16.600 I know, I'm not can't read this. It's terrible. Ingredients 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:22.920 corn brand, whole grain, sorghum, flour, ground, cilium, fiber. You know, linn, 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:26.320 what is that? It's insulin without an as, corn starch, sugar, 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.360 baking soda, sea salt. I love it. Notice this food 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.800 should be eaten with at least a full glass of liquid. 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:35.160 Eating this product without liquid may cause choking. Do not 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.319 eat this product if you have difficulties swallowing. Can we 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:38.920 get Garret in here and just have him try it dry? 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:39.160 No? 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:41.960 Oh my god, I just got that joke. Oh wow, 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:42.800 I'm kidding. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:46.160 Wowow. I love your gart until you serve a cereal 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:48.200 school and then we hate you. I don't know if 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:50.000 you keep saying that he bought us something else too, 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:51.360 He's like, I know, I can't wait for you guys 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:53.160 to try this new one. I'm like, I can wait 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:54.520 that's fighting. I can wait all day. 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:55.760 You know what, you want to give away some of 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:57.960 the Cereal School cereal because I'm not going to eat it. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:59.520 Let's do it, you know what, Just I don't know, 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:01.560 TWEETA that you want it. Figure something out. 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:05.120 Yeah, tweet us at serial Killers PC say I want 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.320 Cereal School, and then we'll. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:09.679 Let's not do that because that's going to give Cereal 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:12.600 School a lot of like no, So don't tag them, no, 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:15.880 don't tag them. Just say I want that crap cereal 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:17.439 and I will. 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:20.560 Figure out Serial Killers PC. I want that crap cr 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:21.480 ap cereal. 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:23.280 We have like ten bags of it left, so I'll 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:23.920 send something. 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:25.760 Out and then what would be really cool is once 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:27.839 you get the cereal, if you do a test of it, 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:29.640 try it on camera and send it to us. 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.160 I'd love to see reaction. Retweet that for sure. Yeah 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:34.360 all right, so poop blake a champion. I don't need 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.920 to because I already do you know me Andrew five 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:37.959 oh one on the ball. 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:41.200 Thank you for telling me your regular I appreciate it. 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:43.079 I'm actually kind of nervous the fact that there's a 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:44.000 warning on this box. 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:46.719 Know what's going to happen this cereal is going to 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:49.800 be super dry, Like the minute it enters your mouth, 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.760 any type of liquid is gone. It's evaporated. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:55.640 It probably needs a mascot strawberry, but I'm not even 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.360 sure it because it looks very hard and very crunchy. 0:10:58.480 --> 0:10:59.240 I'm so excited. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.640 I'm not because I have to drive home. Am I 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:02.280 gonna make it? 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.679 You have to tell the officer. Sorry, poop like a 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:06.400 champion cereal. 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.240 Now we're driving from me, all right, poop like a champion. 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:13.800 Here we go go. Oh wow, these are a little nipplets. 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:18.280 Huh. Not terrible or thought the consistency would be different. Yeah, 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:19.840 I said they're gonna be like rabbit pellets. 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:21.560 Hmm, that's actually decent. 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:22.720 It's not an awful cereal. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:23.960 No, not at all. 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.160 Well now it tastes like cardboard, but do not mind it. 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.440 Yeah, I give this three bowls and the fact that 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:30.360 I know this would keep me. 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.559 Regular wow, soy free, gluten free. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:35.000 I really don't mind it. 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:36.800 It says you should also to drink eight glasses of 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:37.360 water a day. 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:37.720 I do. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:41.959 Created by Updraft Ventures, Inc. Fie Washington. Their mascot is 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:43.199 blueberries and raspberries. 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:46.160 So if only Greg two we're here to say that 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:48.720 that's cool. You don't drink enough water a day, do you? 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:49.640 I don't like water? 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:52.160 You're stupid. How do you not like the taste of water? 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:56.439 You just said it taste. There's water. I drink liquids. 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.480 My mamas used to say, that doesn't count. What's the 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.679 difference liquids liquid? Here's what's in it. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.480 I literally like look at you sometimes and I think, 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.000 is it possible for someone to be this dumb? 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:09.199 And then it's I'm not dumb? Why is that dumb? 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.960 Like? Okay, I just said all liquids or the liquids 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:14.480 I drink? All the liquids are the same. 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:16.920 I drink lots of unsweetened iced tea. Basically, all it 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:18.120 is tea leaves with water. 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:21.040 And what you're doing is because it's a diuretic, peeing 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:24.880 everything out. You're basically making yourself pea. Isn't that why 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:26.960 you drink water to get it out? No, you're not 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:29.880 putting good things in your body. Water is just natural 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:32.840 and good for you. With tea, it's still good. Unsweetened 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.280 iced tea is good. But what you're doing is just 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:38.160 flushing your body constantly and not putting anything back in. 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:40.200 I don't understand these things are saying. There it is. 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:41.880 I'm gonna give this three balls. 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:42.520 I liked it. 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:45.360 You read it, I said three balls. Oh yes, because 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:46.120 you don't drink water. 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:47.240 Your memory's not there. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.560 I gotta tell you something. Somebody took our bonus box 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:52.480 and it's not here anymore. What the little bonus box 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:56.520 stage is gone? You know? Bonus b I do it? 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:57.320 Can I do it? Can I do it? 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:57.520 Wait? 0:12:57.640 --> 0:12:59.160 Let me just make sure because I. 0:12:59.120 --> 0:12:59.920 Know who I think it was. 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:00.600 Garrett. 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:02.360 No, the Brooklyn boys. 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:04.920 You know they do have a problem with us. You 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.640 do it's it's actually going. 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.400 Stacks is right there. You can just do it live. 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:10.280 Yeah, here you come. 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:13.200 Stax makes everything for us and so he'll just do 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:13.600 it live. 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:15.600 Hey, Stax, welcome to Cereal Killers. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:17.040 Hey. 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:20.080 I need you to do us a favor. For some reason, 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:24.320 the bonus box is missing. I don't know where the 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.440 stager is. So could you just do it live real quick? 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:26.680 Yeah? 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:29.400 Okay, how did it go again? Serial killers? Bonus box? 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.760 Serial killers? Bonus Box? 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:35.360 I like that better? All right? Cool? Thank you very much. 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:36.559 You want to stick around? Would you like to try 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:39.360 some cereal? Do you like sugar crap, because that's the 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:39.920 bonus box. 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:42.200 Like, do you have roasted turkey pringles? 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:43.240 So gross? 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:47.080 No, no, no, this is now the potato chip podcast. 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:48.880 Actually it's a potato crisp podcast. 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:50.880 It smells like turkey. That's disgusting. 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:53.360 Did you know there's not enough potato in pringles for 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.640 it to be called potato chips. That's why they're potato crisps. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.480 Wait, British people. 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:00.440 Well here's the thing in my you know noting about 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:02.880 life podcast. This will be episode three because you know 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.280 nothing about life. Andrew, I'm on every episode. So that's great, 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.120 says the man who doesn't drink water and things. S 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:09.080 Iced tea is a good stepstitute. Well it sure is, 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:10.840 all right. Well I'm going down to the cereal sack 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:11.960 to get the bonus box. 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:14.720 Do you know how we rate our cereals? Okay, so 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:18.120 a bowl is like one full star and a spoon 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:20.040 is like a half a star. So if you like 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.280 something a lot, you give it five bowls or four 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:24.600 bowls and a spoon. But if you hate something, you 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:25.520 could give it one spoon. 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:28.000 Now, Andrew, it's gonna be your your job to turn 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:30.440 the microphone every time that STACKX wants to talk. Yes, 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:32.720 because the studio only has two microphones. 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.280 And I've told you multiple times we should just move 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:35.480 to a different studio that has three. 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:36.480 But no, he's scared. 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:38.080 Yeah, because he says he's comfortable here. 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:40.200 That's right. Aren't you comfortable in your little hole back there? 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:43.240 You don't like doing stuff in other studios. I'm pretty flexible, Okay, 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:45.840 I'm all right, it's all good. 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:47.360 He's a two year old, all right. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:48.800 So here we go. It's a bonus box and we're 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:52.040 getting into the winter, you know season, so all the 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:54.640 winter cereals are coming out, the Christmas cereals and the 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.480 holiday cereals and the winter cereals. So I was very 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:59.240 excited when I saw there's a few people tweeted it. 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:01.440 I knew it was coming. So you're not getting a shirt. Sorry. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:03.800 It's a Lucky Charms variety, and I think you're gonna 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:07.440 like this cinnamon vanilla Lucky Charms. I love that, right? 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:08.160 How cool is that? 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:08.720 Yeah? 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:11.160