Speaker 1: Hey Andrew, Welcome, Hey pal, Welcome to the studio.
Speaker 2: What's going on, buddy?
Speaker 1: Guess what what?
Speaker 3: It's right?
Speaker 1: Kay, Scott, it's Friday.
Speaker 2: No, it's not Scott, it's Monday. No, it's Friday, Scott.
Speaker 2: The last episode we titled wrong because it's Monday.
Speaker 1: Well, do you know what today's episode and Hines has
Speaker 1: in common?
Speaker 2: Fifty seven?
Speaker 1: This is episode fifty seven.
Speaker 2: Then we need to go back to episode fifty six
Speaker 2: and change everything.
Speaker 1: Look at the calendar over here. The serial calendar fifty
Speaker 1: seven is on Friday.
Speaker 2: Well, then we have to go back and edit all
Speaker 2: of episode fifty six.
Speaker 1: Why would we say an episode we.
Speaker 2: Said it was Friday. We did, yeah, because you asked
Speaker 2: me and I thought it was Friday.
Speaker 1: Because you never pay attention. You hate life, You know nothing.
Speaker 1: You have a calendar in your little do diddle phone
Speaker 1: over there, and uh, you don't even look at it.
Speaker 2: You just called my phone a doodiddle.
Speaker 3: I don't want to care.
Speaker 1: Serial. When you hand a jam, it's not lump.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know any song that you play I just
Speaker 2: assume is lump. Now, any alternative song from the nineties
Speaker 2: is a lump. Yeah, all ninety two three, just plays
Speaker 2: lump on repeat.
Speaker 1: Actually, I haven't never heard this song there.
Speaker 2: No, they don't play it.
Speaker 1: That's why. No, it's not in rotation. Yeah, what's going on? When?
Speaker 1: How you doing, buddy? It's been a while, great, it's
Speaker 1: been like four days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in actual recording time, it's been literally yesterday
Speaker 2: we recorded.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll give away the surprise to our listeners. Do
Speaker 1: you not want to do this? Because bye, wow, I
Speaker 1: mean spicy today. We're getting like pretty far ahead now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we could tell everybody today. We're actually recording
Speaker 1: this in October twenty ninth, and it's going to air
Speaker 1: November fifteenth.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: It is crazy, right.
Speaker 2: I love when it's that much like in advance, though,
Speaker 2: because it really helps me have peace of mind.
Speaker 1: I don't like that because I have a bunch of
Speaker 1: stuff in the sack. Yeah, that I really want to
Speaker 1: get out there. It's not so much that it needs
Speaker 1: to be a bonus prize in side episode, but I
Speaker 1: wanted to get out there soon. Yeah, So we'll do
Speaker 1: one of those today, great, and a few more in
Speaker 1: the weeks to come.
Speaker 2: This isn't a prize and side episode.
Speaker 1: This is not a prize and side episode. This is
Speaker 1: a regular old episode. Great, we're gonna start with a
Speaker 1: classic cereal today.
Speaker 2: Did you just cut me off to try and make
Speaker 2: it seem like you're gonna cut that in post production?
Speaker 1: Nobody knows what you're talking about, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Post production?
Speaker 1: If what's post production?
Speaker 2: Shake?
Speaker 1: There's no magic. We just as we're recording this. That's
Speaker 1: how you hear it. We don't cut anything. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about?
Speaker 2: Yes, you do again. I've said this multiple times. But
Speaker 2: if you listen to Scotty's lines, because he sits here
Speaker 2: and edits everything. When he doesn't like something, he recuts it.
Speaker 1: It's not true because you do.
Speaker 2: Because you'll say something like, hey, this box of frosted
Speaker 2: cheerios is brought to you by what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Say it in a different tone, and it's to pick
Speaker 2: up in the car.
Speaker 1: There's only one time that I did that, and I
Speaker 1: heard the difference, and I won't do that ever again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now I just screw up and go on.
Speaker 2: I own my mistakes.
Speaker 1: Anyway. So this classic cereal, We've been having a lot
Speaker 1: of this type of cereal the last couple of episodes.
Speaker 1: This serial is sixty nine years old. Wow, this box,
Speaker 1: but this cereal? Okay, I really wouldn't be surprised with
Speaker 1: your basement. It's an original part of the mix. Come
Speaker 1: on Basic four.
Speaker 2: What I don't know?
Speaker 1: Let me just go again. Okay. And it is a
Speaker 1: Checks variety.
Speaker 2: Oh I love Checks.
Speaker 1: It's a blue box.
Speaker 2: You know what it is?
Speaker 1: What you know what it is? We go heck, go ahead?
Speaker 1: What about cereal? It doesn't even make sense in this.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense why it's a blue box of Checks?
Speaker 1: What variety is blue?
Speaker 2: What cinnabon is blue?
Speaker 1: First of all, cinnamon? You know what? Some guy yelled
Speaker 1: at me on Twitter and he's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about, genius. I see cinnabon cereal in
Speaker 1: the store. I don't know what he's talking about because
Speaker 1: KELLG does not make sinnabon cereal anymore.
Speaker 2: Listen, sir, thank you for attacking Scott that day. B
Speaker 2: Send us the cinnabon cereal. I would love to try
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: I told him send me a picture because I am
Speaker 1: not aware that any such thing exists.
Speaker 2: That was like my childhood in a box.
Speaker 1: Well, because you're you know, you're a millennial, so it
Speaker 1: was still around like ten years ago.
Speaker 2: You can't just put millennial in front of things. I
Speaker 2: can that it's my childhood millennial.
Speaker 1: Here go anyway, it's checks and it's rice checks.
Speaker 2: I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Okay, Garrett, where's Garrett's not here? Because
Speaker 1: it's gluten free and it's very little sugar.
Speaker 2: So I really want to do Take the corn checks, yeah,
Speaker 2: the wheat checks and the rice checks and make it
Speaker 2: all around checks.
Speaker 1: That was the original mix that you put microwave. No,
Speaker 1: that was the microwavable mix with peanuts. The Peanuts characters,
Speaker 1: not actual peanuts. I remember, I.
Speaker 2: Remember you played that.
Speaker 1: Oh look, here's the original Checks party mix, the recipes
Speaker 1: on the back. So if you want to make your
Speaker 1: own mix.
Speaker 2: Here it is because it's a really old, like nineteen fifties,
Speaker 2: nineteen sixties, like stereotype things that you're a woman head
Speaker 2: to the kitchen.
Speaker 1: In a large microwaveable ball mixed cereals, nuts, pretzels, and
Speaker 1: bagel chip bagel chips. That's not original, Oh yet it is.
Speaker 1: There are bagel chips in that.
Speaker 2: My friend's parents actually made bagel chips, and there's checks
Speaker 2: out to the Wilsons.
Speaker 1: Muddy Buddies. Look, you can make money. I love Muddy Buddies.
Speaker 1: It's weird because on this box shows all the varieties
Speaker 1: of checks, but the omitted blueberry that frightens me. Also,
Speaker 1: vanilla's not on here either.
Speaker 2: Vanilla was not good. It was good with chocolate.
Speaker 1: Vanilla is the best of the checks.
Speaker 2: All right, let's be honest. Corn has been my favorite
Speaker 2: so far.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Iowa. Yeah, Iowa, the whole state.
Speaker 2: Well, we found out our listeners are from Chicago, so
Speaker 2: that's midwestern.
Speaker 1: That's right. We have a lot of listeners in Chicago.
Speaker 1: I don't know how because the radio show is not.
Speaker 2: In It's crazy. We love our listeners who don't listen
Speaker 2: to the morning show. It's nuts that you found this
Speaker 2: and are like, hey, these two weirdos that talk about cereal.
Speaker 1: But please check out the morning show. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: it's yeah kind of anything.
Speaker 2: Kind of how we have our jobs?
Speaker 1: All right? So still to this day, no milk sponsor,
Speaker 1: although we've been promised, but I've got nothing. So here
Speaker 1: we are.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about that for a second. How every
Speaker 2: salesperson is like, it's crazy. You guys don't have advertisers yet.
Speaker 2: Send us a one sheet of your show and how
Speaker 2: many listeners you have. So we say, hey, here's our shows,
Speaker 2: here's our listeners. We have lots of them. And they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's cool, that's cool. Yeah, yeah, we'll try and get
Speaker 2: you something.
Speaker 1: But here I am buying a wholesome pantry organic low
Speaker 1: fat milk from shopright.
Speaker 2: The lies, the lies, the lies that they tell you.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how many mentions we've given shop Right.
Speaker 1: I love them, by the way. That's like most of
Speaker 1: the cereal and most of my milk.
Speaker 2: And do you know what I can say too, because
Speaker 2: the shop rate's not going to come through. Instacart is
Speaker 2: where I get my orders from shop right. That's right,
Speaker 2: you can either of those could really come through and
Speaker 2: give us some money.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. At the end of the day,
Speaker 1: Shopwright's really smart because we just keep talking about them
Speaker 1: and they're not giving us a penny. True, how about
Speaker 1: a gallon of milk a week? That's it. Seriously, We'll
Speaker 1: pour ourselves out for gallons of milk. All right, here's
Speaker 1: your right.
Speaker 2: Paid yes in milk. Sad my dad would be so proud.
Speaker 1: All right. Rice checks from General Mills hmm hmm not necessary. Mm,
Speaker 1: that's overboard. Love it plain, simple, not bad.
Speaker 2: This gets five bowls. Wow, Wow, that's good to.
Speaker 1: All the listeners out there. This is not a five
Speaker 1: bowl Cereal. It's pretty good, but it's plain.
Speaker 2: It's like life.
Speaker 1: It tastes like life Cereal. Basically, what this is is
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of rice crispi is just all glued together.
Speaker 1: I love this and airy. It's nice, but you give
Speaker 1: it the milk actually makes it work really good.
Speaker 2: It tastes like life.
Speaker 1: Three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: That's rude. Why it's just not right, Like it's not
Speaker 2: nice for you to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Can we make team checks please?
Speaker 1: No, that's not a thing.
Speaker 2: When Danielle was here, we made black and white checks,
Speaker 2: and listeners tweeted at it and said it was a
Speaker 2: good idea.
Speaker 1: That's for the Danielle Cereal remix. I guess what.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: You can go no, no, no, no, we don't know. No,
Speaker 1: we're moving on. Moving on.
Speaker 3: Serial killers listener request.
Speaker 1: So get back over here. We're not mixing. You ate
Speaker 1: them all? Yes you did. I threw the box away.
Speaker 1: Get back over here, Andrew, come over here. Please. Oh look,
Speaker 1: I'm oh, you just missed it because we were in
Speaker 1: a commercial for the Cartwright Indoor water Park. How funny.
Speaker 1: Get over here.
Speaker 2: I did not eat all the corn checks.
Speaker 1: I already played the stager, which means we have to
Speaker 1: talk about this listener request. So this morning you and
Speaker 1: I came in there was an Amazon bag sitting here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we tore it open. Where to go? Oh, it's in
Speaker 1: the cloth cereal. Second that another listener sent us.
Speaker 2: I love our listeners, seriously, how nice.
Speaker 1: The note here says, Hey, Scotty and Andrew. This one
Speaker 1: had my teenage boys begging me to send this to you.
Speaker 1: So if you could give Charles and John a shout
Speaker 1: out on the podcast, they would love it. Love you, guys.
Speaker 1: Crunch from Lynn.
Speaker 2: Hi, Charles, Hi, John, Hi, Lan, Thank you Lynn.
Speaker 1: Now I've seen this cereal. A lot of people have
Speaker 1: sent us this, okay, you know on online it tweeded
Speaker 1: it to us, but I didn't buy it because it
Speaker 1: was expensive. Even Elvis wanted to do this. I kind
Speaker 1: of wish he was here because he'd probably want to
Speaker 1: try this. It's called poop like a champion.
Speaker 2: He'll probably try this on air after this episode airs.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he will. It's got like one hundred fiber
Speaker 1: of your daily fiber recommendations in one and a half servings.
Speaker 1: Love it, so put poop on a schedule. Your body's
Speaker 1: clock wants you to go on time when you feel
Speaker 1: like going, go before things dry up? And get what
Speaker 1: I know, I'm not can't read this. It's terrible. Ingredients
Speaker 1: corn brand, whole grain, sorghum, flour, ground, cilium, fiber. You know, linn,
Speaker 1: what is that? It's insulin without an as, corn starch, sugar,
Speaker 1: baking soda, sea salt. I love it. Notice this food
Speaker 1: should be eaten with at least a full glass of liquid.
Speaker 1: Eating this product without liquid may cause choking. Do not
Speaker 1: eat this product if you have difficulties swallowing. Can we
Speaker 1: get Garret in here and just have him try it dry?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just got that joke. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: Wowow. I love your gart until you serve a cereal
Speaker 2: school and then we hate you. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you keep saying that he bought us something else too,
Speaker 2: He's like, I know, I can't wait for you guys
Speaker 2: to try this new one. I'm like, I can wait
Speaker 2: that's fighting. I can wait all day.
Speaker 1: You know what, you want to give away some of
Speaker 1: the Cereal School cereal because I'm not going to eat it.
Speaker 1: Let's do it, you know what, Just I don't know,
Speaker 1: TWEETA that you want it. Figure something out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tweet us at serial Killers PC say I want
Speaker 2: Cereal School, and then we'll.
Speaker 1: Let's not do that because that's going to give Cereal
Speaker 1: School a lot of like no, So don't tag them, no,
Speaker 1: don't tag them. Just say I want that crap cereal
Speaker 1: and I will.
Speaker 2: Figure out Serial Killers PC. I want that crap cr
Speaker 2: ap cereal.
Speaker 1: We have like ten bags of it left, so I'll
Speaker 1: send something.
Speaker 2: Out and then what would be really cool is once
Speaker 2: you get the cereal, if you do a test of it,
Speaker 2: try it on camera and send it to us.
Speaker 1: I'd love to see reaction. Retweet that for sure. Yeah
Speaker 1: all right, so poop blake a champion. I don't need
Speaker 1: to because I already do you know me Andrew five
Speaker 1: oh one on the ball.
Speaker 2: Thank you for telling me your regular I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I'm actually kind of nervous the fact that there's a
Speaker 1: warning on this box.
Speaker 2: Know what's going to happen this cereal is going to
Speaker 2: be super dry, Like the minute it enters your mouth,
Speaker 2: any type of liquid is gone. It's evaporated.
Speaker 1: It probably needs a mascot strawberry, but I'm not even
Speaker 1: sure it because it looks very hard and very crunchy.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I'm not because I have to drive home. Am I
Speaker 1: gonna make it?
Speaker 2: You have to tell the officer. Sorry, poop like a
Speaker 2: champion cereal.
Speaker 1: Now we're driving from me, all right, poop like a champion.
Speaker 2: Here we go go. Oh wow, these are a little nipplets.
Speaker 1: Huh. Not terrible or thought the consistency would be different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said they're gonna be like rabbit pellets.
Speaker 2: Hmm, that's actually decent.
Speaker 1: It's not an awful cereal.
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 1: Well now it tastes like cardboard, but do not mind it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give this three bowls and the fact that
Speaker 2: I know this would keep me.
Speaker 1: Regular wow, soy free, gluten free.
Speaker 2: I really don't mind it.
Speaker 1: It says you should also to drink eight glasses of
Speaker 1: water a day.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: Created by Updraft Ventures, Inc. Fie Washington. Their mascot is
Speaker 1: blueberries and raspberries.
Speaker 2: So if only Greg two we're here to say that
Speaker 2: that's cool. You don't drink enough water a day, do you?
Speaker 1: I don't like water?
Speaker 2: You're stupid. How do you not like the taste of water?
Speaker 1: You just said it taste. There's water. I drink liquids.
Speaker 1: My mamas used to say, that doesn't count. What's the
Speaker 1: difference liquids liquid? Here's what's in it.
Speaker 2: I literally like look at you sometimes and I think,
Speaker 2: is it possible for someone to be this dumb?
Speaker 1: And then it's I'm not dumb? Why is that dumb?
Speaker 2: Like? Okay, I just said all liquids or the liquids
Speaker 2: I drink? All the liquids are the same.
Speaker 1: I drink lots of unsweetened iced tea. Basically, all it
Speaker 1: is tea leaves with water.
Speaker 2: And what you're doing is because it's a diuretic, peeing
Speaker 2: everything out. You're basically making yourself pea. Isn't that why
Speaker 2: you drink water to get it out? No, you're not
Speaker 2: putting good things in your body. Water is just natural
Speaker 2: and good for you. With tea, it's still good. Unsweetened
Speaker 2: iced tea is good. But what you're doing is just
Speaker 2: flushing your body constantly and not putting anything back in.
Speaker 1: I don't understand these things are saying. There it is.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this three balls.
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 1: You read it, I said three balls. Oh yes, because
Speaker 1: you don't drink water.
Speaker 2: Your memory's not there.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you something. Somebody took our bonus box
Speaker 1: and it's not here anymore. What the little bonus box
Speaker 1: stage is gone? You know? Bonus b I do it?
Speaker 2: Can I do it? Can I do it?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Let me just make sure because I.
Speaker 2: Know who I think it was.
Speaker 1: Garrett.
Speaker 2: No, the Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 1: You know they do have a problem with us. You
Speaker 1: do it's it's actually going.
Speaker 2: Stacks is right there. You can just do it live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here you come.
Speaker 2: Stax makes everything for us and so he'll just do
Speaker 2: it live.
Speaker 1: Hey, Stax, welcome to Cereal Killers.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 1: I need you to do us a favor. For some reason,
Speaker 1: the bonus box is missing. I don't know where the
Speaker 1: stager is. So could you just do it live real quick?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, how did it go again? Serial killers? Bonus box?
Speaker 3: Serial killers? Bonus Box?
Speaker 1: I like that better? All right? Cool? Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You want to stick around? Would you like to try
Speaker 1: some cereal? Do you like sugar crap, because that's the
Speaker 1: bonus box.
Speaker 3: Like, do you have roasted turkey pringles?
Speaker 2: So gross?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, this is now the potato chip podcast.
Speaker 1: Actually it's a potato crisp podcast.
Speaker 3: It smells like turkey. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Did you know there's not enough potato in pringles for
Speaker 1: it to be called potato chips. That's why they're potato crisps.
Speaker 2: Wait, British people.
Speaker 1: Well here's the thing in my you know noting about
Speaker 1: life podcast. This will be episode three because you know
Speaker 1: nothing about life. Andrew, I'm on every episode. So that's great,
Speaker 1: says the man who doesn't drink water and things. S
Speaker 1: Iced tea is a good stepstitute. Well it sure is,
Speaker 1: all right. Well I'm going down to the cereal sack
Speaker 1: to get the bonus box.
Speaker 2: Do you know how we rate our cereals? Okay, so
Speaker 2: a bowl is like one full star and a spoon
Speaker 2: is like a half a star. So if you like
Speaker 2: something a lot, you give it five bowls or four
Speaker 2: bowls and a spoon. But if you hate something, you
Speaker 2: could give it one spoon.
Speaker 1: Now, Andrew, it's gonna be your your job to turn
Speaker 1: the microphone every time that STACKX wants to talk. Yes,
Speaker 1: because the studio only has two microphones.
Speaker 2: And I've told you multiple times we should just move
Speaker 2: to a different studio that has three.
Speaker 1: But no, he's scared.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he says he's comfortable here.
Speaker 1: That's right. Aren't you comfortable in your little hole back there?
Speaker 1: You don't like doing stuff in other studios. I'm pretty flexible, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm all right, it's all good.
Speaker 2: He's a two year old, all right.
Speaker 1: So here we go. It's a bonus box and we're
Speaker 1: getting into the winter, you know season, so all the
Speaker 1: winter cereals are coming out, the Christmas cereals and the
Speaker 1: holiday cereals and the winter cereals. So I was very
Speaker 1: excited when I saw there's a few people tweeted it.
Speaker 1: I knew it was coming. So you're not getting a shirt. Sorry.
Speaker 1: It's a Lucky Charms variety, and I think you're gonna
Speaker 1: like this cinnamon vanilla Lucky Charms. I love that, right?
Speaker 1: How cool is that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's a limited edition from General Mills. The back is
Speaker 1: very exciting. There's lots of winter fun from Lucky Now
Speaker 1: as a bonus Charms, Thank you very much. Was just
Speaker 1: going to ask you if you knew Lucky's alternate name
Speaker 1: in the sixties, it was Sir Charms.
Speaker 3: I think that Lucky is a better name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do too. All right, let's bust into it.
Speaker 2: What cereals do you like?
Speaker 3: Stackpin and Watson's have actually had cereal, but og Lucky
Speaker 3: Charms is up there?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, five?
Speaker 3: What's the honey nut cheerios?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Boring the original o's before they changed them. Those were
Speaker 3: top notch because o's, in case you never had o's
Speaker 3: are like giant cheerios with tons of little nooks and crannies,
Speaker 3: a little bit bits of delicious. Right.
Speaker 1: The original one was quaker.
Speaker 3: Now it's post okay, yeah, and it's not as good anymore.
Speaker 1: No, they've changed it. Oh hold on, sorry, do nothing.
Speaker 3: There's a really focused on folly here. You should just
Speaker 3: do an ASMR podcast. You pour cereal lightly into a
Speaker 3: speaker or a microphone.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I know, to sip some tea. No,
Speaker 1: that's the one that No, you slurped it. You didn't sip.
Speaker 1: But I can't take that. It goes through my whole body.
Speaker 1: Just it quivers. I hate it more than anything I know.
Speaker 3: Some people are like that. And I think they're psychos.
Speaker 1: That's the worst sound ever.
Speaker 2: This is the same man again who says water does
Speaker 2: nothing for him, it has no taste, so he drinks
Speaker 2: iced tea and thinks that's going to give him all
Speaker 2: of his daily your joy.
Speaker 3: I'll just think Scotty's voice is the worst sound ever.
Speaker 1: You're a dick, I said that too. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Cinnamon vanilla, Lucky Charms.
Speaker 2: You think, hmmm, well, there's good four both.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if cinnamon belongs in Lucky Charms.
Speaker 2: That does. This is delicious.
Speaker 3: I would say you need to change the flavor of
Speaker 3: the marshmallow to match the cinnamon. When they added cinnamon.
Speaker 3: That either need to get rid of something in this
Speaker 3: flavor or add something else to compliment it.
Speaker 1: I think the marshmallows are supposed to be the vanilla.
Speaker 2: I would agree with that. That's why I like it.
Speaker 2: It kind of it's like cozy.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I'm four bowls strong.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that I don't like it because it's
Speaker 3: sweet and it mostly is just cinnamon flavor Lucky Charms,
Speaker 3: But I would give it. What are the maximum number
Speaker 3: of bulls up to five? I would give it three bowls,
Speaker 3: maybe two bowls and a stop of dirty spoons.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be disappointed to me, Andrew, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say three bowls and a spoon. It's good. But I
Speaker 1: feel like it shouldn't be lucky. It should be cinnamon vanilla,
Speaker 1: like cheerios or something like that. It should not be
Speaker 1: a Lucky Charms variety.
Speaker 2: I think it works. I gotta tell you. I think
Speaker 2: the cinnamon isn't too overpowering, the vanilla isn't too much.
Speaker 2: It's just the rain amount of everything in.
Speaker 1: I'm meaning the marshmallows dry out of the dog bowl
Speaker 1: and you're just regular lucky Troms marshmallows. There's no vanilla
Speaker 1: to them at all.
Speaker 3: They should make of a cereal called dog food, and
Speaker 3: it looks exactly like dogs.
Speaker 1: They do. It's called crackling oat bran.
Speaker 3: No, but it should be delicious. It should be sweet
Speaker 3: and tasty.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, not too terribly long ago, Kellogg's made
Speaker 1: a Scooby Doo cereal that were shaped like dog bones
Speaker 1: and they were delicious.
Speaker 3: Crackling oat bran does look like dog food. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 3: you're right, But it should be good though, crackling oat bran.
Speaker 1: Is it's not bad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fine, but I'm not I don't wake up
Speaker 3: like yeah, crackling oat bran And can I know that this?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I want to revise my previous day. And
Speaker 3: Captain Crunch is my favorite cereal.
Speaker 1: Capt'n excuse me, no problem, you're in my favorite like
Speaker 1: coochamm with milk. You're a newbie, you're a newbie. All right,
Speaker 1: we're running along. Let's get the hell out of here.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers episode fifty seven.
Speaker 1: Heines has to pay us now.
Speaker 2: And it's a Friday, so happy Friday.
Speaker 1: Is a Friday, have a great weekend. Please follow us
Speaker 1: on all social media outlets at serial Killers PC. That's
Speaker 1: cereal with a Z.
Speaker 2: And if you want some cereal school, make sure you
Speaker 2: say at serial Killers PC, I want that crap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll figure out who gets it and exactly
Speaker 1: we have.
Speaker 2: Thank you for joining us tax like my Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure, thank you. If you ever want to follow Scotty
Speaker 3: be his home addresses eighteen thirty four Sycamore Avenue, Newport,
Speaker 3: New Jersey. Made up zip code?
Speaker 1: Is that even a town?
Speaker 3: I don't know? I just made.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, and I'd like them subscribe on all the things.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're on literally every podcast platform you could ever
Speaker 2: imagine or dream of, So.
Speaker 1: Go follow us there.
Speaker 2: He knows maybe if we one day get enough listeners,
Speaker 2: somebody will pay for something.
Speaker 1: There's ten thousand listeners a week. Not enough? What the
Speaker 1: hell with people?
Speaker 3: How many guys? Yes, active listeners ten thousand?
Speaker 1: Yeah, holy right, no one cares about us. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: My response to that wasn't like shame anyone listening? Now?
Speaker 3: Like wait, why did he say?
Speaker 1: Holy no, it's fine, but we can't even get a
Speaker 1: free jug of milk? I mean, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Nobody cares about us. We're like this little podcast that
Speaker 2: could and everybody.
Speaker 1: Is like, hey, obviously we can't.
Speaker 3: So is he needs someone to stand up for you.
Speaker 1: By the way, we beep it all because we don't
Speaker 1: allow cursing on this podcast.
Speaker 2: We did once and then Scotty started beating it because
Speaker 2: his kids listened to it.
Speaker 1: It's not it's just we've gotten plenty of tweets and
Speaker 1: stuff that people listen in their car with their families
Speaker 1: because they think it's kind of funny, it's tasteful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly exactly you can get.
Speaker 2: A TV fourteen rating if it were on television.
Speaker 1: Do you know that in this podcast we think inside
Speaker 1: the box. Yeh. Snap, yeah, all right, we got to
Speaker 1: go because this is just really cheesy at this point.
Speaker 1: So thanks for listening serial Killers. We will see you
Speaker 1: next time for episode fifty eight. Have a great weekend
Speaker 1: and until we see you again. Crunch crunch you say
Speaker 1: crunch there, oh, crunch crunch.
Speaker 2: Nice job.