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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another Jewels on

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Speaker 1: the twenties to me, I'm moving five. Hello, I am

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Speaker 1: looking for Danielle. Yes, this is Danielle. Danielle. My name

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Speaker 1: is Casey Ryback. I work at Corporate Human Resources for

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? How are you? I'm calling

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Speaker 1: you because we recently received an email from a coworker

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Speaker 1: of yours who says that they believe that you lied

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Speaker 1: to your boss Natalie. Um, okay, I don't think that's true.

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Speaker 1: But where were you last Friday? Last Friday, I was

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Speaker 1: I was sick. M hmm, you're sure about that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what do you have? I had a cold? Really? Huh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's interesting. You know what I remember my first workplace

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Speaker 1: lie too. No, I'm not lying. I was sick. I

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Speaker 1: was sick last Friday, and that's fighting come into work.

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Speaker 1: I even called in, yeah and let everyone know that

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Speaker 1: I was sick. Yes, you did. The one thing that

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Speaker 1: you forgot is that we can log onto people's emails

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Speaker 1: and what did I find in your sent email box

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Speaker 1: travel plans for San Diego? Um, I don't know. Maybe,

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Speaker 1: come on, Daniel, it's obvious that you took Friday off

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Speaker 1: to take a three day weekend, and you called in

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Speaker 1: sick and used a sick day instead of taking time off. Um,

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Speaker 1: just be honest with me, I mean, um, yeah, thank you, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did, thank you for finally being honest. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: walk on. You do know that this is an offense

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Speaker 1: that could get you terminated, right, so missing one day,

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Speaker 1: not for missing one day, but for using a sick

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Speaker 1: day instead of taking a day off and basically lying

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Speaker 1: to your boss that you're sick. I fired. Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: maybe you should have thought about that before you decided

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Speaker 1: to go to party town for three days. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you have two options here, all right. I clearly did

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Speaker 1: my research and caught you lying not only to your

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Speaker 1: boss but to me. I can report it to my

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Speaker 1: higher ups and then they can decide what to do

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Speaker 1: with your job, or you and I can strike a deal. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's the deal? Well, if you do something for me,

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Speaker 1: then maybe I won't tell this little lie to your supervisor. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're you you won't say anything about it. No,

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Speaker 1: it could be our little secret. Okay, Um, well what

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Speaker 1: do you want me to do? Well, you got two hands, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I only need one of them. Oh my god, are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? You're pervert. There's no way I'm going

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Speaker 1: to do that. You don't even know what I'm asking for.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to get me to do stuff to you

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Speaker 1: sexually because I took us sick day. No god, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you know how quick I could get fired for asking

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Speaker 1: somebody to do something like that to me. Well, why

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Speaker 1: am I supposed to think you you? You asked me

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Speaker 1: to use one of my hands. I have a web

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Speaker 1: series on YouTube and it's all hand puppets. Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Right? Kidding me? Right now? No? O my god.

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Speaker 1: All my friends are tired of me asking for them

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Speaker 1: to be in my videos. So I was wondering if

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Speaker 1: I could use you as a hand puppet model. And

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Speaker 1: oh god, I'm really sorry that I thought you were

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Speaker 1: you know. Oh yeah, I don't know how you even

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Speaker 1: got to that point. It's just like, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: The web series is called The Adventures of Mister Knuckleberger.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, that sounds great. Have you ever heard of it? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. Um, but um if I help

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Speaker 1: you with one of your episodes for mister Knuckleberger, you

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Speaker 1: really won't say anything to my supervisor about seeking a

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Speaker 1: sick day. I won't say anything. All right, it's a deal.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. I can't wait to work with you, Okay, Yeah? Cool?

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Speaker 1: Can either? Yeah? Can you? Can you put your hand

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Speaker 1: up to the phone and make it talk to the

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Speaker 1: phone and say like, I can't wait to meet you okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: can't wait to meet you either, Rucker to meet your either.

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Speaker 1: That was mister Knuckleberger. Oh okay, I'm mister Knuckleburger. It's

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Speaker 1: nice to meet you. This is a print phone. What Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is mister Knuckleberger. You're in the middle of a

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Speaker 1: prink phocal. Oh okay, I didn't realize that I was

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Speaker 1: in the middle of a francophone call this you got me,

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Speaker 1: mister Knuckleburger. Hey, Danielle, Yes, this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Are you serious? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Are you serious? Oh my god? Your

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Speaker 1: co worker Vic set you up. He said, you called

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Speaker 1: in sick to work the other day, and we're nervous

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Speaker 1: about it ever since. Oh my god, I thought I

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Speaker 1: was so gonna get fired. Well you won't as long

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Speaker 1: as you start in one of mister Knuckleburger's videos. I

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Speaker 1: will absolutely start in one of mister Knuckleburger's videos. Nice too,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wait, every morning with tap