Speaker 1: Forever. Look at God.
Speaker 2: Hey Sydney, are you wearing brass knuckles?
Speaker 3: I am that's what kind of energy I'm given right now,
Speaker 3: but dazzled breas.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, I went to Vegas and I don't
Speaker 1: know act now.
Speaker 2: I also went to Vegas and was on the same
Speaker 2: floor as you went. I don't have brass knuckles.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to fight. It's about to be a girl fight. Well, Sydney,
Speaker 1: is good to see you.
Speaker 3: Seen you since No, no, I saw you for your
Speaker 3: Comedy Central tape.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, she's I shot.
Speaker 2: I recorded something for Comedy Central the other day and
Speaker 2: I felt good about it. And then I went home
Speaker 2: yesterday and was like, oh, I should have done all
Speaker 2: those jokes differently, Like I was sitting in my house.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I should have not my girls.
Speaker 3: That's what we all do. Everybody as artists do that.
Speaker 3: They do something in the think about it later, and
Speaker 3: but sometimes you have a good show and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I couldn't have done it any better than that.
Speaker 1: Those people are delusional.
Speaker 2: Those people are yeah, those people are black men superstars. Okay,
Speaker 2: way exactly who looks terrible right now? By the way,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've seen him recently, but he looks.
Speaker 1: Like, well, the lean will make you look like you leaning.
Speaker 2: I mean his locks are like blonde now and they're
Speaker 2: like clumped together, and he's got bald spots. So I
Speaker 2: don't know if that's the cough syrup.
Speaker 1: He looks homeless, but it happens. It looks terrible.
Speaker 3: You did great, and I'm proud of you and it
Speaker 3: was amazing and it was a good show.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But you know, so Comedy Central is not really like
Speaker 3: the people who watch Comedy Central.
Speaker 1: It's not really our demographics. Right, We're gonna do this
Speaker 1: on the podcast a minute forty four, Hey, Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Hey, but when I think of Comedy Central, I think
Speaker 2: of like white frat dudes.
Speaker 1: I think the Lebrons players that might put something in
Speaker 1: your drink.
Speaker 2: Like, that's what I think about when I think people
Speaker 2: who watch like, that's who watches Comedy Central. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I went up up there with some real big dick
Speaker 2: black energy. It just started talking about how terrible white
Speaker 2: men are. So I know that the comments under all
Speaker 2: my videos are going to be hot garbage.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you the white men in this room
Speaker 3: right now, sweating, sweating, Oh they look funny.
Speaker 1: They're just drinking coffee with oat milk.
Speaker 2: So's I just spent.
Speaker 1: The day yesterday like why did I do that to myself? No,
Speaker 1: it's fine.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean a black lady came up to
Speaker 2: me at the bar and she was like, I thought
Speaker 2: you were really funny.
Speaker 1: That's all that matters. That's how you need couldn't hear
Speaker 1: you laughing from the stage. You should have got here
Speaker 1: on times so I could have seen you. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: she saw it. It was great.
Speaker 3: That's how I felt about when I did a Clusterfest
Speaker 3: and I did my video, I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh man, this is I don't know how it's
Speaker 1: gonna be.
Speaker 3: And then got the comments underneath, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh shit, but whatever.
Speaker 1: They weren't gonna love me anyway. But it's fine. No
Speaker 1: one called you ugly. Nobody called me ugly because they can't.
Speaker 1: They can't.
Speaker 3: They actually said I was pretty hot boom, So I'm
Speaker 3: a model. Now I'm a model, a model? Right, absolutely, Marie.
Speaker 3: Were you an expert in this week? Oh, this week,
Speaker 3: I was an expert at having time?
Speaker 1: Okay, can we talk about this?
Speaker 2: Having had time to call Amazon and scream at them
Speaker 2: for not delivering my bed in a box on time.
Speaker 2: I had time, okay, yelled at them. And then I
Speaker 2: had time to get the fifty dollars gift card that
Speaker 2: they promised me for my troubles. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh yah, said yeah, I was gonna give me one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars gift card and the guy was like, actually
Speaker 2: we said fifty.
Speaker 1: Okay, And then we're still good.
Speaker 2: And I used it already on birthday stuff and then
Speaker 2: that I'm returning, I had time to make a bunch
Speaker 2: of returns, because that's the type of person I am.
Speaker 1: Now I order things and I'm like, they're gonna have
Speaker 1: to accept this back.
Speaker 2: I had time to get into it with this this
Speaker 2: this makeup artist, this white woman.
Speaker 1: She was like, do you use an I cream?
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, not really. You know, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm young. The melanin is keeping my eyes moisturized or whatever.
Speaker 2: And she was like, you should really look into you.
Speaker 2: You're never too young to use an I cream.
Speaker 1: What's she trying to say? That's my life? Shit on?
Speaker 2: Sis, hold on, that's it. I said, well, you look,
Speaker 2: your eyes look really good for forty five or whatever.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I said, I don't think that I
Speaker 3: need it, she said, I'm thirty two.
Speaker 1: I said, well, you should probably.
Speaker 4: Start using an icon.
Speaker 1: Don't come for me unless I sent it for you.
Speaker 1: Did I send for you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 2: I had time to sit in a car that Comedy
Speaker 2: Central ordered for me. That was that took me legit
Speaker 2: two blocks.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. I was like, I could take the trip,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, I'm gonna take the car.
Speaker 1: I had time. Do you want these brass knuckles? I
Speaker 1: feel like you no, no, no, no, no. Sis. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm basically an fless celebrity now, and I'm you know,
Speaker 1: I have time now.
Speaker 3: I had time to wait for these things. I had
Speaker 3: time to sit and think about this set after I
Speaker 3: did it. You know, I had time to eat a
Speaker 3: kale cell. Listen, I'm doing really well.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 2: You can't tell about looking at my arms. But I
Speaker 2: also had time to go for a run this week.
Speaker 3: So you know, the fall body, the autumn equinox body,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be y'all, y'all not gonna be ready.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be wearing crop tops and two degree weather.
Speaker 3: I feel like I read it like I want you
Speaker 3: to wear the crop top like I want you to
Speaker 3: have Like, what is it under boom?
Speaker 1: Under boom? Can we do like a little photo shoot?
Speaker 2: We're just under booth like a Kardashian. Okay, Sydney, were
Speaker 2: you an expert in this week? Because I don't have time.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 3: I just got in it with got into it with
Speaker 3: a friend. Oh yeah, a text, a text friend that
Speaker 3: I know. Yes, I accidentally called his girlfriend not the
Speaker 3: right name. It was an accident. It was a This
Speaker 3: was after Comedy Central, your thing I had. I was deliriately.
Speaker 3: I have been up since seven am. I was on
Speaker 3: two Red Bulls. I was exhausted and I yelled at
Speaker 3: the red Bulls have cocaine and no, it's fine, but
Speaker 3: I like yelled his name, and then I yelled her
Speaker 3: not the right name, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I was about to get out of
Speaker 3: the car like I'm so sorry. I'm like, I felt
Speaker 3: really really bad. Then I got in the car and
Speaker 3: my phone died. So then I got home and I called, oh,
Speaker 3: they drive it in and have an OX coder.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I called immediately and I text and I was like
Speaker 3: so sorry, so sorry.
Speaker 1: I apologize I was out of it because you called
Speaker 1: his girlfriend by the wrong name. Yeah, because I'm not
Speaker 1: going to speak about the situation. I'm just I feel
Speaker 1: like he's on the defense. He's on the defense about it.
Speaker 3: Because he's a home No. No, no, no, it's just
Speaker 3: cheat on.
Speaker 1: No he didn't.
Speaker 3: You just you know how you get in a relationship
Speaker 3: and you know people are not giving you all the
Speaker 3: right vibes.
Speaker 1: I feel like that might be the situation.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's anyway, he ignored my phone calls,
Speaker 3: ignored my text for like more than a day, and
Speaker 3: then finally I was like, yo, is this about something else? Like,
Speaker 3: what's the problem right, And then he wrote, you were
Speaker 3: disrespecting my girl. Wait, hold on, those are like aggressive,
Speaker 3: that's aggressive.
Speaker 1: I'm triggered.
Speaker 3: I'm triggered, very disrespecting. I mean, you pronounced people's name
Speaker 3: wrong all the time. He called you Mary for the
Speaker 3: longest time.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out who you're talking about. You
Speaker 1: know who this person is.
Speaker 3: But anyway, he was just like, you didn't stay to
Speaker 3: like hang out with her more to get to know
Speaker 3: her more so, like you don't know her like that, Oh.
Speaker 1: You don't know her because you called her the wrong name.
Speaker 3: But also like it's New York City. Half these people
Speaker 3: don't even know anybody's name. They're just like waiting for
Speaker 3: you to say your own name so they know it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I had a full conversation with this woman
Speaker 2: on the train twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: She knew who I was. I had no idea who
Speaker 1: she was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we hugged and everything, and I was like, good
Speaker 3: to see you. I legit felt bad. And then and
Speaker 3: then the friend throws in, I mean, remember when we
Speaker 3: took you to go get impananas when you were depressed.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh that's what you're doing. What that's you? Are?
Speaker 1: We going low? We I'm going high?
Speaker 3: You going lois when they go high? I couldn't you
Speaker 3: go low?
Speaker 1: I'm like really upset about it.
Speaker 2: Who took you to getinatus? I still don't know who
Speaker 2: the hell will tell you later, but it is for
Speaker 2: the name.
Speaker 3: That's if you're having a disagreement with a friend, don't
Speaker 3: throw shit in it.
Speaker 1: That's irrelevant. It's irrelevant. I can't believe you called my
Speaker 1: girlfriend the wrong name. We took you to get a
Speaker 1: banatus when you were depressed? What? Well, actually, I'm still depressed,
Speaker 1: so you should probably take me out to get more
Speaker 1: than us or better food. Take me out to get
Speaker 1: some lobster wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Like I'm just like, come on, dude.
Speaker 3: People get people's name wrong and it happens, like how
Speaker 3: many shows have we been on that someone totally said
Speaker 3: the wrong credit and said your name backwards?
Speaker 1: Oh my.
Speaker 3: I did a show two days ago and they introduced
Speaker 3: me as Sydney Washington. I said, I'm the only black
Speaker 3: person in here, and you called me the other one
Speaker 3: that I be with.
Speaker 2: And then when I got upstairs, I was like, thank
Speaker 2: you so much, guys, I've been Sydney Washington. And the
Speaker 2: girl was mortified, and then she tried to hug me,
Speaker 2: and I felt like I could have done, you know,
Speaker 2: some real Regina George type stuff, but you know, I'm
Speaker 2: a Christian, so I hugged her with one arm. But yeah,
Speaker 2: people call people the wrong name all up.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do because I'm really ready
Speaker 1: to like, you know what, you should cut these you
Speaker 1: should cut these people out of your lives.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is some reasons to block you
Speaker 3: mm hmm, because it's not that serious. I called I said, sorry, disrespecting.
Speaker 3: Come on, dude, you call my girlfriend Ike Turner in
Speaker 3: front of strangers.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know who you're talking about. Now, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: does call your.
Speaker 3: Girlfriend in front and so people be like, your girl
Speaker 3: hits you. I'm like, well, not all the time. I
Speaker 3: mean I think she might. Since you got a lot
Speaker 3: of concealer around your eye, it's not in your.
Speaker 1: Shade speaking of domestic abuse.
Speaker 3: This guest speaking of Ike Turner. Uh, this guest, Ike
Speaker 3: Turner was a was a hitmaker. He wrote a lot
Speaker 3: of Tina Turner hitmaker.
Speaker 2: Okay, you see that smooth ass segue in the studio.
Speaker 1: This is why you are my partner. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You know I'm f this. I'm famous now. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I turned on with a hit maker and he also
Speaker 1: hit people.
Speaker 2: Our guest today, We love him, y'all gonna love him.
Speaker 3: Yes, he has a show a monthly called Stevie and
Speaker 3: the next one is on September twenty fifth.
Speaker 1: At our Wicked Lady.
Speaker 3: Yes, give it up for our hit maker expert, Sam Taggart.
Speaker 4: Whoa hello, Oh my goodness, incredible to be in the
Speaker 4: studio with you guys today. Yeah, first of all, I'm
Speaker 4: an expert in hit making, but also an expert in psychos.
Speaker 4: And these people sound like psychos.
Speaker 1: You're talking about it, yeah, talk about it.
Speaker 4: I would cut them out. Yeah, I mean holding over
Speaker 4: like getting and panadas like over your head is absolutely
Speaker 4: co crazy.
Speaker 3: If you're holding ampanadas, like what else would you if
Speaker 3: you do me a really big solid like are you
Speaker 3: going to throw that back in my face?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? When I'm accepting my Miami remember when time, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you swept you with the metro card once.
Speaker 4: You gotta push those people away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we like this person, Yeah, we did gently.
Speaker 2: He liked this person and honestly, like this person's girlfriends
Speaker 2: don't come and go.
Speaker 4: Come and go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, that's true. It's like what chapter we are
Speaker 1: right now? Six? Like they come and go, So I
Speaker 1: wouldn't worry about it.
Speaker 4: And I love the honesty on the pod.
Speaker 1: He keeps it real as if no one's listening.
Speaker 4: That is expert Sam.
Speaker 2: We lose people all the time, No, no, no, no, no, Sydney,
Speaker 2: I have no one.
Speaker 1: I have no one to offend.
Speaker 4: Every time I try to talk about someone on a pod,
Speaker 4: they end up hearing. Yeah, always, always, always.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that.
Speaker 3: What's the worst, the worst uh thing that happened because
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 4: Okay, there was a guy who I was, a straight
Speaker 4: guy who I was friends with, who felt romantic to
Speaker 4: me a lot of the time I brought the he
Speaker 4: was giving me eyes and I talked about it on
Speaker 4: a podcast, but like very anonymously, didn't talk about his
Speaker 4: name or fixed. And then he messaged me being like,
Speaker 4: I can't believe you talked about me on a podcast,
Speaker 4: And I was like.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't say your name, and nobody knows who
Speaker 1: you know. Nobody knows if you think.
Speaker 2: That I'm talking about you giving off gay vibes, then
Speaker 2: you must be giving off gay if you listen to
Speaker 2: it and you're like triggered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he could have ignored it and be like, he
Speaker 1: ain't talking about me. You should have been like, did
Speaker 1: you get hard though? We are you arouse?
Speaker 4: It's quickly fizzled after that, you know, before it even
Speaker 4: got started.
Speaker 1: Were you guys friends for a long time.
Speaker 4: Like maybe like a year?
Speaker 3: So I mean it was it was ready to go anyway. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: after a certain age is like do.
Speaker 1: We really need all these people in his boat?
Speaker 2: I know on this boat, I don't have enough Lefe
Speaker 2: jackets for we don't and I'm getting the doors, so
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: So, but you're in a.
Speaker 2: Relationship now, it's true, and it seems like it's been
Speaker 2: like a long it's been.
Speaker 4: A long one. It's like four and a half years.
Speaker 4: And so I don't need these straight guys anymore, just around.
Speaker 4: I don't need them.
Speaker 1: No straight guys can sucker.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Mari.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I have time. I have time today. Okay,
Speaker 1: So can you tell us a little bit about you?
Speaker 4: Where you come from? So you know, I'm a performer
Speaker 4: in NY City. As we've talked about, I make hits.
Speaker 4: I started maybe like a year and a half ago,
Speaker 4: I wrote, Yeah, I started like doing like songs, musicals.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, Sam, because every time I see you on stage,
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're electric.
Speaker 1: It's like you've been doing it for so long.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, only been a year and a half
Speaker 4: for the musical side. You know, I was doing stand
Speaker 4: up long before that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, But I'm saying, like, just to do you make
Speaker 1: your own songs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you write them. I write them. I work with
Speaker 4: other people to make Let's.
Speaker 1: Talk about this. Let's talk about this now.
Speaker 2: How do you like you come up with a concept
Speaker 2: for a song, right, because everybody has heard a song
Speaker 2: that made them think, damn, I wish I could write music, right,
Speaker 2: We've all and I sat and tried to write a
Speaker 2: song once.
Speaker 1: It was not good.
Speaker 2: And my sister, like when I was younger, she wrote
Speaker 2: a song called I Just Lost Another Husband, and.
Speaker 1: She had a whole video for it. She had the whole,
Speaker 1: she had the bridge.
Speaker 2: She still sings the song if you ask her to
Speaker 2: sing I Just Lost Another husband, she'll sing a for you.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, we how do you sit and
Speaker 1: write a song?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you need like the music first?
Speaker 4: For me, it's like the concept first, and I'll like
Speaker 4: try to write the general lyrics and then work on
Speaker 4: a beat and then try to match it up.
Speaker 1: So you've never like heard a beat and been like, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta write something for this.
Speaker 4: No, I do the beat.
Speaker 3: Second, Well, you have a you have a really catchy
Speaker 3: song that's about the gym, the weight room.
Speaker 4: That is my therapy.
Speaker 5: The weights are my therapists.
Speaker 4: The water fountain, it's just a water fountain. Patrons are
Speaker 4: my brethren. I know them all by name.
Speaker 1: Can you tell us about that?
Speaker 4: So this was the first one I got into. It's
Speaker 4: a real like dance club hit, and it's like I
Speaker 4: was deeply inspired by. I was just at the gym
Speaker 4: all the time. I had recently joined a gym and
Speaker 4: was like, the.
Speaker 6: Ebbs, this is a planet. I've got that planet of
Speaker 6: fitness Pizza Tuesday.
Speaker 4: But it was blank and I'm a blank boy, and
Speaker 4: my body has not changed at all since going. But
Speaker 4: you know, I just love the environment. It's a nice
Speaker 4: home away from home. Yeah. It was like, so, I'll
Speaker 4: say it erotic. Everyone is like pumping and sweating and
Speaker 4: like grunting, and I was like, okay, this is sexy.
Speaker 1: Can you give us a little like bridge or something.
Speaker 4: So the like first verse is just like bodies are
Speaker 4: crunching and muscles are straining, the boys are grunting. C
Speaker 4: N is muted.
Speaker 2: My gym plays Charmed on mute. Really, I had never
Speaker 2: seen Charmed at my house. I've only ever seen it
Speaker 2: at the gym.
Speaker 4: It's on mute. I saw like twenty minutes of The
Speaker 4: Fugitive at the gym, and I was like, I gotta
Speaker 4: check this out. Fugitive Is that Harrison Ford? Oh it's
Speaker 4: a movie?
Speaker 1: Is he still making movies? Probably not Harrison Ford.
Speaker 4: He's like a hundred right, yes.
Speaker 1: But he's always been one hundred. He's like the white
Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman. Yes, that's true. Have you ever seen a
Speaker 1: young Harrison Ford?
Speaker 3: No? Yeah, I have ever seen a young Morgan Freemane.
Speaker 1: No, well, because he's legit always been old.
Speaker 3: They had videots on at our at Our Blink and
Speaker 3: it was on were we on?
Speaker 1: We were on TV? Were on TV while you were
Speaker 1: at the gym, and I was like, I'm not working
Speaker 1: out more TV and they were like could you move?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Wow, that's exciting, And no it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Because I didn't look nothing like that did on TV.
Speaker 3: You saw me, You're like, wait, is that Samuel L.
Speaker 3: Jackson working out on our Master.
Speaker 1: Sidney. I feel like you wear lashes to the gym. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I was a bare face. Yeah, barely brush my teeth too.
Speaker 1: It is messy. So you were at You're at the gym,
Speaker 1: and it's erotic for you.
Speaker 4: It's very erotic because.
Speaker 3: You're seeing people work out or like they're hot people
Speaker 3: at your gym.
Speaker 4: It's like a mixed bag, but like they're specifically like
Speaker 4: I'm on some of the apps I'm on like scruff
Speaker 4: still and I like see yeah a man. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: well sometimes you got to see who's around.
Speaker 1: Oh so, y'all, situation is open, let's get into these.
Speaker 4: It's a little open.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it's fairly open.
Speaker 4: You know, it's mostly we have some fun. Who cares whatever.
Speaker 4: It's twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3: Okay, do y'all be bringing in a third sometimes, you know,
Speaker 3: every once in a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what we should be. This is the hits. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's tell you about this. Will and Jada Okay, thank you? Open,
Speaker 1: Will and Jade. I love it.
Speaker 4: Do you have to be? I mean, it's been four
Speaker 4: and a half years. Keep that fire going, my.
Speaker 2: God, Sydney, Sidney, you're coming up on four and a half.
Speaker 2: Y'all going at a third.
Speaker 1: I'm currently not in a relationship anymore.
Speaker 3: Damn live Wait what I'm currently not in a relationship?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: You know for reasons? You know why. I'm sorry?
Speaker 4: Wait, what is going on?
Speaker 1: Step back?
Speaker 3: You're talking about not knowing people's names, but you have
Speaker 3: like legit drama going on in your personal life.
Speaker 1: Oh, you don't want to talk about it. Me and
Speaker 1: me and Adrian are no more that we don't believe her. No, So,
Speaker 1: where where did you sleep last night? Because you didn't
Speaker 1: sleep at my house. I was at a friend's place.
Speaker 4: That's a lot friends.
Speaker 1: No, I don't Sydney been taking acting classes. I don't
Speaker 1: actually don't. Please. No, I'm single.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know it's anyway. We're gonna put a pin
Speaker 2: in this this. No, are you crying right now?
Speaker 1: All those tears? You got? Pink eye?
Speaker 3: Sydney talk the people listening. One of the guys, I'm
Speaker 3: set the scene. She had, braids are to the side,
Speaker 3: her eyes look a tiny bit watery.
Speaker 1: Sam is confused.
Speaker 4: I'm confused, deeply confused.
Speaker 3: I can't tell if she's I mean, she's lying, but
Speaker 3: your eyes look a little moist. Friend, you're not together, Okay,
Speaker 3: send you know what, Drink some oat milk and shut up.
Speaker 1: So you guys have an over relationship and y'all bring
Speaker 1: a third in?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is that like? You have to agree on what
Speaker 1: the person looks like?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it like takes you know, some time. We
Speaker 4: have like different types too. He likes you like him? Right.
Speaker 1: Well, I've been to your house and your bed is
Speaker 1: big enough to people.
Speaker 2: California King, I say, it's good.
Speaker 1: It's good for two people. Extra.
Speaker 4: We have a king bed. We decided to lose it
Speaker 4: and we were like, let's get a king bed.
Speaker 3: Well, if you're getting another person in the bed, yeah,
Speaker 3: you gonna need a king You can't do it on
Speaker 3: the full.
Speaker 2: You can't get three grown ass men on a queen size.
Speaker 2: I've been sleeping on a queen by my myself since college,
Speaker 2: and anytime I share a bed with somebody, it feels
Speaker 2: like it's too small and so your hair, bitch, you know,
Speaker 2: I wrap this shut up?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: So Sam, can you give us a little like intel,
Speaker 3: like what like maybe some tips for when you're gonna
Speaker 3: do a threesome?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sydney.
Speaker 3: I thought you were taking it back to music and
Speaker 3: I'll have to punch you in that.
Speaker 4: You know. It's it's all about communication. It's like you
Speaker 4: gotta like just feel out how each other are feeling.
Speaker 4: It's there's no way to like, okay, there's no like
Speaker 4: do this.
Speaker 2: Like have you ever wanted to hook up with somebody
Speaker 2: and he didn't or vice versa?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I think plenty of times and we've just
Speaker 4: been like, okay, well let's move on. Then we'll find
Speaker 4: somebody else.
Speaker 7: Na.
Speaker 3: That means you don't really want it, because I feel
Speaker 3: find a way to be like, wow.
Speaker 1: Come on, you look at that nose chin. How strong
Speaker 1: that chin is. That's a good that's a superman chin.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need that in the bedroom. I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: It also like.
Speaker 3: You gotta keep it spicy.
Speaker 4: The chin though. The no, it's like uh an. Over time,
Speaker 4: I think we both like gotten a little more like
Speaker 4: chill with each other's types. Where was before it was
Speaker 4: like strict and now it's like, Okay, I'll like take
Speaker 4: a hit and.
Speaker 1: You'll look up with someone who looks like you. Yeah, maker, Wait,
Speaker 1: so what's your type?
Speaker 4: Sam? I've talked about this last time I was in
Speaker 4: this room.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I mean let's keep the tradition alive.
Speaker 4: It's fully like bear types, like I like like kind
Speaker 4: of chubby, hairy men. And that's it.
Speaker 1: Somebody keep you warm and in the winter and the summer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well in the summertime, it's like, well, you got
Speaker 2: to sleep in the other room and the summer we
Speaker 2: get separate beds and.
Speaker 1: We put a little nightstand between. Look at you, so
Speaker 1: rid me be to use you. Guys.
Speaker 2: We have a friend that did a threesome and ill.
Speaker 2: She so she joined.
Speaker 3: Uh uh, an app where people like look for a
Speaker 3: third and she met up with this couple. She said,
Speaker 3: the dude was hot and the chick was like basic,
Speaker 3: and she couldn't go through with the threesome and then.
Speaker 1: She didn't really want it. She didn't really want it.
Speaker 2: But then the dude and the girl broke up and
Speaker 2: he reached back out to this girl that we know,
Speaker 2: and they set up a sex date and he was like,
Speaker 2: I want you to He said, I'm gonna buy you underwear.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have it waiting for you in the bedroom
Speaker 2: of this hotel and then I want you to put
Speaker 2: it on. Come down, I'll take you to dinner, and then.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna have sex work friends.
Speaker 3: Right, that's the type of friend I need in my
Speaker 3: like top five, okay, top five A friend that's having
Speaker 3: sex dates, sex dance, that's getting you pantalone.
Speaker 1: In me under root. I've never had a man buy
Speaker 1: me panties.
Speaker 3: Pantalones is actually pants in Spanish, but it just sounds
Speaker 3: like pantalone should be panties.
Speaker 1: Have you ever brought somebody some boxers?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, like a like a stranger.
Speaker 2: Never, I'm gonna leave these tidy whities on the king side.
Speaker 2: You put them on in the come outside, we're gonna
Speaker 2: go get some.
Speaker 1: Marine.
Speaker 4: I can tell you're depressed.
Speaker 1: Strangers. You also have a song called rand I heard.
Speaker 4: That rands can only see in black and white. I
Speaker 4: heard if you get bit by a Rando you could
Speaker 4: die or worse become one. I heard there's a man
Speaker 4: in Australia who will play one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: The head of a rando.
Speaker 4: The ironic part Batman.
Speaker 5: Is a Rando?
Speaker 1: Can you talk about that?
Speaker 4: Is like an absolutely psycho aggressive song.
Speaker 1: That's like it is it is.
Speaker 4: It's just like repeating like I heard that rando's and
Speaker 4: then a fact about rando's, like they can only see
Speaker 4: in black and white Randos. I heard if you get
Speaker 4: bit by a rando, you could die or worse become one.
Speaker 1: And you don't want to be that.
Speaker 4: And it's like screeching, and.
Speaker 1: It's louder and louder like a Halloween song.
Speaker 4: It's like a Halloween song, and.
Speaker 3: You dance around and it's like it's it's real.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's scary.
Speaker 1: Oh he throws a costume one.
Speaker 2: The first time I saw you do a song was uh,
Speaker 2: not this New Year's but last year, and it was
Speaker 2: for that What's that show?
Speaker 1: And you had a crap.
Speaker 2: Top one and I want to see you it on
Speaker 2: some booty shorts and you had on some Doc Martin
Speaker 2: boots and I was like, look, and I don't remember
Speaker 2: what song you you did?
Speaker 4: That one was a sex like a sports gam.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. I love that song too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that one. That one is eratique.
Speaker 5: The field goal to third base triple axle. Skating is
Speaker 5: a sports. Our sex is also skating. Our sucks. It's
Speaker 5: like a sports game, which, well, I guess all of
Speaker 5: them are sucks. It's like a sports game. Every single sport.
Speaker 5: Don't get caught up in the details. Are sucks. It's
Speaker 5: like a sports game.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know, I really have to go for it.
Speaker 1: What's the course of that?
Speaker 4: Our sex?
Speaker 1: Sex?
Speaker 4: It's like a sports game, which one will? I guess
Speaker 4: all of them are sex. It's like a sports game.
Speaker 4: Every single sport. Don't get caught up in the details.
Speaker 4: Our sucks.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's so good. Honestly, can we like insert some
Speaker 3: of these songs? Is that possible forever dog look at
Speaker 3: it in a studio. Work of God, I insert these songs.
Speaker 3: You gotta send it to us.
Speaker 4: I will, I will. So that one is like making
Speaker 4: fully fun of Katy Perry because so many of her
Speaker 4: tracks are like this time, sex is like food, like
Speaker 4: sex is like basketball. I feel like she does that
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 1: Well, we're not real big Katy Perry fans.
Speaker 3: We're only like two degrees of separation from Katy Perry.
Speaker 3: I've not heard very good things about it.
Speaker 1: That's true. A friend of your friend not very nice
Speaker 1: and not very smart. Oh, we can tell that. We
Speaker 1: knew that.
Speaker 4: That's she's like, she's like one of the dumb ones.
Speaker 2: She's like watch one of the dumbest ones her and
Speaker 2: her blunt bangs and her big boobs.
Speaker 1: Just you know. But it's hard being in the industry.
Speaker 3: Like after a certain time, you're like, I'm tired of reading,
Speaker 3: I'm tired of dealing and talking.
Speaker 1: And it's gonna be you're gonna say some dumb ship.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm gonna be mean. I want to be cruel
Speaker 4: to be I'm gonna be like, yes.
Speaker 2: I heard tailor swiftish trash Wait Jessica Simpson is nasty too.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, she's just she's just off and not
Speaker 3: that smart. I mean, you watched her on Nick Lache
Speaker 3: and they had a reality show and she would say
Speaker 3: the dumbest things and.
Speaker 1: People were like, Oh, I love this girl. We got
Speaker 1: to keep watching.
Speaker 2: And now her company's worth a billion dollars. But Jessica
Speaker 2: Simpson brand that's all over like Marshall's and Target and
Speaker 2: my god, it's a sturdy asshue worth.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You can run up on somebody with them shoes. You
Speaker 3: can bite somebody and not fall down exactly. You can
Speaker 3: call somebody's girlfriend by the wrong name.
Speaker 4: It was actually yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But everybody who has the clothing line doesn't earn
Speaker 2: a billion dollars.
Speaker 4: Doesn't that? How Like the Olsens made so much money too,
Speaker 4: didn't They had.
Speaker 2: The books, they had those movies and they were and
Speaker 2: then actually, I don't know where the rest they had.
Speaker 1: They had their clothing line, Elizabeth and James, and it
Speaker 1: was still a thing. It's overpriced, it's not like seven
Speaker 1: hundred dollars blouse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jessica Simpson is smart because she's like, oh, this
Speaker 3: is going to be in Target, and this is going
Speaker 3: to be in sure all these stores that are accessible,
Speaker 3: yeah and the yeah.
Speaker 2: But that doesn't worth for everybody because Nicki min now
Speaker 2: I had a brand that was in like Kmar and
Speaker 2: I don't. Also, Beyonce had House of dary Ons, do
Speaker 2: it all, doing it all wrong, and people.
Speaker 1: Were like, I'm not wearing this Ryan Stone like it
Speaker 1: was a lot.
Speaker 3: Nobody wanted to look like the fourth member of a
Speaker 3: Destiny's Child.
Speaker 2: Nobody because when you think about it, because Tina Knowles
Speaker 2: made all the outfits right, and she always made Beyonce's
Speaker 2: outfit the best, and then she like Scotch shaped Kelly's
Speaker 2: outfit together and then they stick to Michelle's outfit.
Speaker 4: It was cool.
Speaker 3: Michelle always had some asymmetrical situation going on like that.
Speaker 1: But just sleeve, she wants to sleeve. Stop it.
Speaker 2: She just got like the scraps of the material left
Speaker 2: from Beyonce's costume and it was like, we're not gonna
Speaker 2: We're just gonna staple you into this.
Speaker 4: People are really forgiving of those early Beyonce fashions.
Speaker 2: Worry Beyonce is not a good dresser still, though that's
Speaker 2: not true, it's a fact. Beyonce can't like when Beyonce
Speaker 2: puts puts a look on, it looks it'll be like
Speaker 2: ripped right off the runway, and you know what, Like
Speaker 2: she she'll copy a magazine photo and she'll put it
Speaker 2: on and it'll be designer to cost nineteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: But Rihanna, I feel like, has just a better fashion
Speaker 2: sense in terms of like she'll go on a legit
Speaker 2: paper bag and you'd be like, I gotta get those
Speaker 2: shortsh Frionce has it on.
Speaker 1: You don't want it?
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't look I agree with that, right. Rihanna
Speaker 4: is definitely like an easier fashion icon. She like has
Speaker 4: actual style.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks like she does. And you on stage
Speaker 1: have style as well. You do. You put your costumes together, Wow, Sydney.
Speaker 3: Barble Walters, that's why we work well together.
Speaker 4: No, you're on it today.
Speaker 1: Usually you're not on it. Oh damn.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, Okay, this is aggressive and I love it.
Speaker 4: You know, it's the brand you have to you know. Yes,
Speaker 4: a big part of having a great hit is a
Speaker 4: great look. You know. It's a it's a visual component, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it is. I mostly work in mesh and leathers pleas
Speaker 4: and pleathers. Yeah, I do a lot of mostly black
Speaker 4: and white with a touch of silver here and there.
Speaker 1: You know, right, Kruella is not too much.
Speaker 4: It's not so much. It's just got to be subtle.
Speaker 1: You got to be subtle.
Speaker 2: So what's it like if Sydney and I want to
Speaker 2: go into the studio and make are you going into
Speaker 2: a studio or you go into a place that has
Speaker 2: like egg creates staple to the wall, Like what I
Speaker 2: do it?
Speaker 4: Like in my apartment, I have like a little microphone.
Speaker 7: And where do you do you in a bathroom and
Speaker 7: a closet, just like maybe put some blankets up around
Speaker 7: you and forever.
Speaker 1: Dog write that down, make a ford, you make a.
Speaker 4: Little I also heard that you're supposed to eat chips.
Speaker 4: Someone told said that one So I'll eat.
Speaker 1: Chips chips before you sing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody said it like makes you salivate in a
Speaker 4: way that like makes your voice better. And I don't
Speaker 4: think it's true, but I do it anyway.
Speaker 1: What kind of chips you know?
Speaker 4: Just some classic lays.
Speaker 1: That's very basic of you.
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's yellow bag lads. It's not for the taste,
Speaker 4: it's for the flavor. It's for the practical use.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 2: I have a question, since we're on the topic of chips,
Speaker 2: how do you say UTZ? Is it oots or is
Speaker 2: it you? How you say the name of those chips?
Speaker 3: It's it's I've heard somebody say you TC before and
Speaker 3: it was not me.
Speaker 1: They can't pronounce it.
Speaker 4: That's why the dumb.
Speaker 2: Is it Katie Perry? It was Tina Knowles. So are
Speaker 2: you trying to put an album together?
Speaker 4: Mostly no, I'm just it's doing the live show thing.
Speaker 4: I put them all together in my show Club Comic,
Speaker 4: which will be it's.
Speaker 1: A good show.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I have not seen it, but i've heard.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing. I knew you hadn't seen it, but
Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna say it.
Speaker 1: I've literally never seen you there.
Speaker 4: I count each and every audience member.
Speaker 3: Well, I look at the answer stories and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 3: I should have I was. It's either I have another
Speaker 3: show or I have another show. I would never not
Speaker 3: miss it because I don't want to see it. Hey,
Speaker 3: every time I said you like, fuck, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I wasn't there.
Speaker 1: So what's the format for Club Comic?
Speaker 4: You show up, I show up. It's honestly, have you
Speaker 4: seen the Katy Perry documentary Part of Me?
Speaker 1: You know I have not? Have you come come?
Speaker 4: It's the show is like very based off of that,
Speaker 4: like because it starts with like documentary footage and that
Speaker 4: which like plays throughout between the songs, and it's like
Speaker 4: about like how she has a relationship with Russell Brand
Speaker 4: and it like falls apart on this documentary. It's honestly
Speaker 4: beautiful and it'll make you like feel bad for Katie Perry.
Speaker 1: What's the name of it?
Speaker 4: Part of me? Part of me?
Speaker 1: So we got to what that's our homework, Marie.
Speaker 4: You have to watch the start of the documentary. No,
Speaker 4: you may have to pay for.
Speaker 3: No, can't even buy my own. But that is when
Speaker 3: I'm depressed. The hell am I going to get this there?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Okay, I'll just email it to you guys.
Speaker 1: Come on, dude calling out to it. What okay?
Speaker 4: So you show that so like made like my own
Speaker 4: little documentary that's like backstage before the big show and
Speaker 4: then like throughout and then I'll like come out and
Speaker 4: do a song that like relates to what just happened,
Speaker 4: and then I'll go backstage and change costumes and another
Speaker 4: documentary footage plays it's like me and my tumultuous relationship,
Speaker 4: and then like, oh, there's a whole arc baby, So it's.
Speaker 1: Like it's essentially it's You're a one man show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, h city, that's kind of similar to like it
Speaker 2: kind of reminds me of You're a one man show.
Speaker 2: Also when you know I did it one of the time.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's how does that go? Well?
Speaker 1: It goes well.
Speaker 3: I originally had like the eulogy in the beginning, it
Speaker 3: was like I'm already dead, so I would have this
Speaker 3: older woman it's it's called a death of the death.
Speaker 3: Oh so sorry, see now I'm going.
Speaker 1: Back like a eulogy.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm going back into my old ways right now
Speaker 3: is yes, death of a Bottle Girl, and it's it's
Speaker 3: about my whole ten years of being a waitress. But
Speaker 3: at for I started it with the eulogi because I'm
Speaker 3: supposed to be dead and this older woman Eula Jean
Speaker 3: is doing a terrible eulogy about me. She's basically roasting
Speaker 3: me and talking about all the things I would do
Speaker 3: when I was a waitress.
Speaker 1: And but it's.
Speaker 2: Interview style also, like so Sydney is like, do you
Speaker 2: remember the classic.
Speaker 3: In the interview where she's like is it crack? And
Speaker 3: she's like, I don't know, Diane, you tell me. So
Speaker 3: there's a Catherine Cohen, right.
Speaker 1: Katheryne Cohen is asking me all the questions. City's on
Speaker 1: stage answering questions like a fool.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's great. I really want to see your
Speaker 3: solo show. You said the next one is in November. Yeah, okay, cool,
Speaker 3: we're gonna We're gonna go. That's gonna be our more homework.
Speaker 2: So what is it like telling people that you like
Speaker 2: I'm assuming that your boyfriend has seen you sing these songs?
Speaker 1: Do these songs? How does he feel about it?
Speaker 4: U Uh, he's on board? He likes it? He yea
Speaker 4: does Okay? Wait do you does your girlfriend like, are
Speaker 4: you guys actually broken up?
Speaker 1: They're not broken up? Don't listen to her, damn alive?
Speaker 4: Does she like enjoy your comedy?
Speaker 1: That's why we're broken up. That's why we're not together.
Speaker 2: But that's the weird thing, right, Like, if you had
Speaker 2: been doing it for a long time and then the
Speaker 2: person comes into your life, they're just a part of it.
Speaker 2: But if you are kind of new to it, and
Speaker 2: they were there when it kind of started. Then they
Speaker 2: they got opinions about things that you're maybe a little
Speaker 2: bit insecure.
Speaker 4: About you, you know what I mean, because he was
Speaker 4: when I was like going to open mics all the time.
Speaker 1: I brought her to open mic. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I did that.
Speaker 4: It was so dumb. It sucks.
Speaker 3: And now they see you in the gym, they see
Speaker 3: you shooting in the gym, like practicing, and they're like,
Speaker 3: oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be here for the long run.
Speaker 4: You're bad at that.
Speaker 2: You're bad at this, which is a crazy way for
Speaker 2: somebody to think about something that you talk about all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: I'm going on, Mike, I'm going on. I'm going on,
Speaker 1: like can't hang out tonight. I got a show.
Speaker 2: And then they finally see you and it's like six
Speaker 2: people at this bar and they're all, it's a show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you you miss hanging out with me for this show,
Speaker 2: this quote unquote show of six people anyway, So uh
Speaker 2: it's rough.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So he like I would say, like generally didn't
Speaker 4: like for a long time, was like I'm not a fan,
Speaker 4: but for this show, I think he's like, good job, you.
Speaker 1: Did, because he's seeing it all come together. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he and he went to Clusterfest with you and it
Speaker 1: was great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1: He really enjoyed the whole thing.
Speaker 4: He was like a proud father.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Listen.
Speaker 2: The first time I did a podcast, I think it
Speaker 2: was Keith and the Girl, and I was like, people
Speaker 2: don't seen a podcast I was naming.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1: Said people first last middle name.
Speaker 2: I said people the last four their social I was
Speaker 2: talking my ass off and then somebody, my ex. I
Speaker 2: was talking about my ex boyfriend and someone that is
Speaker 2: friends with us, somebody. It got back to him and
Speaker 2: he was like, uh, he was really upset about it.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm not talking about him anymore. But it's like
Speaker 2: I'm not with you, Like why are you? Why are
Speaker 2: your friends checking up on me?
Speaker 3: Because that's what they're there for. You got to have friends, no, Listen,
Speaker 3: that is important. That is a part of the friendship thing.
Speaker 3: It's like I need a friend that's gonna do my
Speaker 3: dirty work. Like I can't be on your insta like
Speaker 3: stalking you, but I gotta have like the third or
Speaker 3: fourth friend doing it for me, the friend that that
Speaker 3: person didn't know about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can be like everybody in here has
Speaker 2: stalked an ex or.
Speaker 1: Is probably like he's on a computer over it. He
Speaker 1: probably stoked an X right.
Speaker 3: Now, like everybody has. You just check in to see
Speaker 3: if they got fat.
Speaker 1: Sam, you got a joke about that, I mean a
Speaker 1: song about that.
Speaker 4: I don't stalk exes. Well, I don't really have.
Speaker 1: I heard what you're saying.
Speaker 4: There was like a cool you know eight years where
Speaker 4: I was just hooking up with people.
Speaker 1: Oh talk about that. You were just like out and
Speaker 1: about casually hoan, Yeah, you have to you know my
Speaker 1: nice stands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe like a one month stand, a one month I.
Speaker 2: See, this is what I thought I was going to
Speaker 2: do this year, and it's not what I did this year.
Speaker 4: You said you hold up.
Speaker 1: I was gonna hold it up.
Speaker 2: This man won't leave me aloud okay he Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that he won't leave me alone.
Speaker 1: We're having fun and I.
Speaker 2: Don't feel like putting the work in to find somebody
Speaker 2: else to sleep with.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense?
Speaker 4: Yeah? But like how much work do you actually have
Speaker 4: to put in?
Speaker 1: I gotta go on the app. I gotta like l
Speaker 1: O l at a stupid joke. It's just it's a
Speaker 1: lot of work.
Speaker 3: I'm on Hinge right now and it's terrible. It's I'm
Speaker 3: just like, how do people do this?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: What's are you still on Hints? I'm a Hinge, I
Speaker 1: am single. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't believe it is a damn liar.
Speaker 1: I'm single on Hinge and everybody's ugly. Everybody.
Speaker 3: It's so many Why do women put so many filters on?
Speaker 3: Like the dudes, they are very honest. The angle is awful.
Speaker 3: You could see up their fucking nose. They don't care.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: This dude on Hinge that tried to match with me
Speaker 3: was like in silk sheets.
Speaker 1: He's like super like porcelain skin and.
Speaker 2: The sheets were like maroon and he's like he was
Speaker 2: like it was very gross.
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, I'm reporting you as spam.
Speaker 1: No way, this is real. Sam. Did you get on
Speaker 1: the apps before your man? Now?
Speaker 4: Uh not? I just did like the hookup apps. I
Speaker 4: didn't do, Like Tinder.
Speaker 1: Was a hook up app. Yeah? Wait what I thought
Speaker 1: Tinder was a hook.
Speaker 4: Ups more like I'm talking like Grinder and Scruff.
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought Tinder was like straight people.
Speaker 4: Grinder, No, like Grinder is like fucking nasty.
Speaker 1: Well talk about it. What's going on?
Speaker 4: I literally be like, meet me in a bathroom, and
Speaker 4: it's like okay, you know really Yeah, it's like no
Speaker 4: holding back, Like it's not like let's get a drink.
Speaker 4: It's like, come over, I'm naked.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So that's why you can't understand why I'm struggling to
Speaker 2: be a hope because you're.
Speaker 1: Like, what do you mean just in a bathroom? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just send them a dipo pee.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're forty feet away. Just go outside.
Speaker 1: How do you do a profile on on grinder? It's
Speaker 1: no profile, it's just a picture like nibbles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, on toes? You like toes, picture your foot I
Speaker 4: do face pick. I'm brave. Yeah, I'll put out a
Speaker 4: face pick.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's different for men, Like men can
Speaker 3: do that and feel I've seen too many episodes of
Speaker 3: Low and Order as VU to just be like meet
Speaker 3: me in the bathroom. Also like I don't want you're
Speaker 3: broke ass chlamydia baby, Like I'm not trying to be
Speaker 3: pregnant and be sick or get murdered.
Speaker 4: Like I can't do that.
Speaker 1: And if you're a straight woman talking about meet me
Speaker 1: in a bathroom.
Speaker 3: A dude is like, oh that bitch death got it fast.
Speaker 3: I don't want to bang easy in a bathroom my ministry,
Speaker 3: and that's why I'm not a holy share because I'm
Speaker 3: happy with the one.
Speaker 1: Or two or three people that I'm hung with right now.
Speaker 1: It's really just one.
Speaker 4: It's just one. It's just one.
Speaker 1: Shout out to us. This is us, Sam. Can you
Speaker 1: tell me about another song? Though?
Speaker 4: My god, it's.
Speaker 2: Super popular right now, trying to bring it back. Yes,
Speaker 2: what kind of music do you like?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Who's on your Spotify?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 4: Like what I'm what? The music I make is like
Speaker 4: inspired by like it's in between LCD sound System in
Speaker 4: Paris Hilton.
Speaker 2: It's like, I like stars are Blind? Do you remember
Speaker 2: that Parasilica? It was a banger was how did it go.
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 1: Okay forever, Doug?
Speaker 2: Can you just cut the real song in there? I
Speaker 2: like paraslt that song of hers, And then I liked
Speaker 2: like a couple of Lindsay Lohan's songs.
Speaker 4: Remember when she was.
Speaker 3: She was dancing to that and Mikonos and she was
Speaker 3: doing the beat it moves. I love she's doing it,
Speaker 3: beat it, She's doing the white woman hair toss wrong.
Speaker 1: It was like, my hair don't flow like that, and
Speaker 1: I know that that's not how you do it.
Speaker 3: My six seven yo every moves it was like a
Speaker 3: meme like yo, when my when my direct deposit hit,
Speaker 3: Like that's all her moves were like, Yo, something just
Speaker 3: happened that.
Speaker 1: You're just super.
Speaker 2: I was dancing like you know how your our iPhones
Speaker 2: start to act up when a new iPhone comes out.
Speaker 1: She was dancing like our iPhones when they start to
Speaker 1: act up.
Speaker 2: Like it was like like, oh, I need to restart it,
Speaker 2: turn the low head off and blow on her and
Speaker 2: put her back.
Speaker 1: In just a little offsconse.
Speaker 4: But have you heard the Parasilton song drunk text?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, Oh my god, it's the best. It's just like
Speaker 4: base space space And it's like, so I went out
Speaker 4: the other night.
Speaker 1: Those where you're pretty much just talking on the track.
Speaker 4: Yeah, with me and my bitches. You have to this
Speaker 4: is required reading. It's credible. Yeah. Text, She's like, so
Speaker 4: I mix when you mix texting with sex, it's called sexting.
Speaker 1: Thing and people are like, oh, is that what it is?
Speaker 1: The more you know, it.
Speaker 4: Just went over that and I think I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 4: she has like a T mobile sidekick in the video.
Speaker 4: It's like very good.
Speaker 1: A side kick. Remember those phones? Wow, I was not
Speaker 1: cool enough for one of those.
Speaker 4: And those were the wealthy people.
Speaker 3: I couldn't afford one at all. I couldn't even get
Speaker 3: a rebate or nothing.
Speaker 1: Remember cell phone rebates. I missed those so hard.
Speaker 2: When a cell phone was like fifty dollars and then
Speaker 2: you mailed in your rebate and they sent you a
Speaker 2: check for forty nine dollars pretty much fifty dollars. And
Speaker 2: now and I phone costs I don't know, twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: And it's like, but if I dropped this, it will disintegrate.
Speaker 2: But if I dropped my old ass LG flip, it
Speaker 2: just bounced back into my hand.
Speaker 1: Remember how bulky and sturdy they used to be?
Speaker 4: Do you guys ever, Like did you have Twitter when
Speaker 4: you had a flip phone?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: No, because I was telling on my phone at all. No,
Speaker 4: But you could just text a number and it would
Speaker 4: send a tweet for you, Like I remember texting? What
Speaker 4: you could tweet without Internet on your phone because you
Speaker 4: would like text the Twitter number.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Before it was, how old are you? One hundred?
Speaker 2: I feel like Twitter came out in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2: I don't think that Twitter is even that old. I
Speaker 2: guess it's tender.
Speaker 4: I mean, I definitely had a flip phone in two
Speaker 4: thousand and eight?
Speaker 1: Were you selling drugs?
Speaker 4: You guys? I had a flip phone till twenty ten.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, that's like recent. Yeah you're you've been?
Speaker 2: He was, Yeah, No, I also had an a flip phone.
Speaker 2: I feel like when Obama was elected. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it was an LG touch screen.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: Wow, I had a BlackBerry.
Speaker 4: Oh bbma.
Speaker 3: You know blackberries are still a thing, like still like
Speaker 3: they're still releasing new blackberries.
Speaker 1: Y'a didn't know this?
Speaker 4: No, why would we know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's for business, it's so, it's great for emailing, so iPhones,
Speaker 3: it's great for if you want to like conduct some
Speaker 3: real ship.
Speaker 1: I'll say something that's gonna be controversial.
Speaker 3: Blackberries are still better than androids, Galaxy you do it? Oh,
Speaker 3: we just lost so many, so many listeners right there.
Speaker 3: We on Spotify now, so we know we are on Spotify. Sam,
Speaker 3: are you gonna blast? You should blast our podcast? While
Speaker 3: you're on stage.
Speaker 1: It should make us make us a song, do a
Speaker 1: song about us, do our theme song?
Speaker 3: Yes, because you know we're in the market for a
Speaker 3: theme and we on something that's like real bass heavy,
Speaker 3: maybe something Paris Hilton.
Speaker 1: When you put Marie and Sydney together, you get s and.
Speaker 4: M yes, and I mean, Ma've got it m. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But we need the music to go underneath it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, I'll find you something.
Speaker 3: I feel like you can do it. I feel like
Speaker 3: you can get real deep and dirty and gritty. I
Speaker 3: want a Paris Hilton that also like sells drugs. Can
Speaker 3: you do like Paris Hilton?
Speaker 1: In the Trap had Paris Hilton featuring two Chain? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Wow, that's fun. Do you think they've met?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I feel like she was at his wedding. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing. I have no idea.
Speaker 4: He's married.
Speaker 1: He just got married.
Speaker 3: Good, he's a new man. That's what happens when the
Speaker 3: next step is marriage and you're.
Speaker 1: Not even gonna be singing anymore. He just got married, but.
Speaker 2: He's been with this woman for fourteen years. It's like
Speaker 2: he's an old ass man and they got like grown ass.
Speaker 1: They just dropped their kids. Off to college. It's like,
Speaker 1: you should have married her a long time. Are you
Speaker 1: gonna get married?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 1: I don't know that was a real I don't know.
Speaker 4: It feels like, well, one, I'm like so deeply personally
Speaker 4: broke that like getting married feels insane.
Speaker 1: I mean even just justice of the piece? It what
Speaker 1: twelve dollars okay?
Speaker 3: That I don't get these people, I'm not. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Why are y'all putting y'all two broke asses together? You
Speaker 3: should just wait until you're financially in trade.
Speaker 1: Then I shouldn't be dating you.
Speaker 2: If we're both broke to broke, one of us gotta
Speaker 2: have money and it's not going to be it's not
Speaker 2: going to be made.
Speaker 1: You can't be poor to be my maid.
Speaker 3: No. It's just like when I see people like having
Speaker 3: their reception at the like at the base.
Speaker 1: No, it's just bad.
Speaker 3: Just like in the when you have like you're in
Speaker 3: the projects and they have like the reception room. It's
Speaker 3: just like, come on, Sydney, why are you in the
Speaker 3: project recep all? I don't know the projects had a
Speaker 3: reception hall. They did, they had a reception hall Sydney York.
Speaker 1: So poor.
Speaker 3: I just feel like you shouldn't be having a wedding
Speaker 3: if you're like doing a GoFundMe for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm even like if like, who knows how money
Speaker 4: will change me? You know, like we need to see,
Speaker 4: like what my personality will be like when I have
Speaker 4: an income.
Speaker 1: That's honest, super cunting, because you know I'm gonna be.
Speaker 3: But oh my god, Submary, I'm really happy to meet you,
Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah, and I'm gona be like, actually, I'm
Speaker 3: just here to enjoy afropunk in the VIP section.
Speaker 1: I don't know who this Marie person is that you're
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 4: Like a story about Miles Davis where somebody went up
Speaker 4: to him and was like, I have all your albums,
Speaker 4: are your biggest fan, and he responded like, so the
Speaker 4: fuck what bitch.
Speaker 3: That's that I have Miles Davis energy Right now? You
Speaker 3: remember we're getting the checks from vidiots. I was like, well,
Speaker 3: I can move out the house now, I'm.
Speaker 1: Ready to live and then the check stop coming in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, let me go do the dishes.
Speaker 1: I was like, baby, come back, you can blame it all.
Speaker 3: Oh me, Sam, what are you gonna do when you're rich,
Speaker 3: are you. Do you really think that you're gonna be
Speaker 3: mean because you're so nice?
Speaker 4: No, I don't think i'll well, it's hard to tell.
Speaker 4: I don't think i'll be mean. I think I'll be reclusive.
Speaker 1: What like Richard what's the Richard that went missing? They
Speaker 1: did a podcast on like Richard Simmons.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'll like hide away no money then
Speaker 4: to lose your mind.
Speaker 3: No, if you have money, it's all about stunting, Like
Speaker 3: I want to be in places that not my neighbors
Speaker 3: can go to. You know, I want to go into
Speaker 3: the parties that nobody could get into.
Speaker 1: Like then you'll be by yourself.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what kind of That's what kind of money
Speaker 3: I want to have. I'm a party all by myself.
Speaker 4: I think I'll entertain a lot. Like I think it'd
Speaker 4: be fun to like.
Speaker 3: People the great gas Beat like that. That's dumb because
Speaker 3: I feel like you're not going to tell your guests
Speaker 3: to take their fucking shoes off.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have all these rich people don't take their.
Speaker 4: Shoes more people do that.
Speaker 3: It's like this is a laminate and you're not about
Speaker 3: to be tracking dog poop on these stick or floors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the rich people take a car to in fro.
Speaker 4: They're not walking on, you know, their pristine shoes.
Speaker 3: Today I could tell that you are. You have not
Speaker 3: moved take your shoes off. I'm not taking off mylos Wait,
Speaker 3: hold on, That's how I knew that this Like this
Speaker 3: old dude that I went on a date with when
Speaker 3: I went to his townhouse and we walked into four
Speaker 3: year and I looked at his fucking floors. I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: are these brand new floors? And He's like no, I've
Speaker 3: been here for ten years. I was like, wait, and
Speaker 3: you didn't ask me to take my shoes off?
Speaker 4: Who are you?
Speaker 1: He was like a cleaning lady, be cleaning these every
Speaker 1: hour on the hour.
Speaker 4: I hate when people make you take your shoes off.
Speaker 2: Well, you should be glad we recording here and out
Speaker 2: at my house because I made everybody take their ship off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm poor like this brog is Ikiah, and I
Speaker 1: can't clean this. I'm not trying to wash this. It
Speaker 1: will disintegrate.
Speaker 3: Listen, when I get money, I just want to make
Speaker 3: sure that my mental health is on.
Speaker 1: Like so a lot of ITAs in your future. I
Speaker 1: just want to make sure I have it in house therapist.
Speaker 1: That's what I want. I want a bitch on call,
Speaker 1: just in like ask g like I.
Speaker 3: Need it in the house, and I want to be like, yoa,
Speaker 3: I need a session. Now come here. Now you're gonna
Speaker 3: have a little room in the basement. In the basement,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be depressed. Yeah, that's that's who gives the
Speaker 3: best therapy depressed people, because they already know how you feel.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have all new friends, all new fake friends.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm gonna cut all my I'm gonna be like
Speaker 2: who we went to what in high school together?
Speaker 1: I don't know him?
Speaker 2: Do you even go here? I want to be so
Speaker 2: much cooler. I'm still gonna be mean, but cooler.
Speaker 4: What are you His clothes gonna be like when you're rich.
Speaker 3: Oh so much better. First of all, we're not even
Speaker 3: gonna pay for clothes. People are gonna send us. They'll
Speaker 3: send me looks.
Speaker 4: But I'm still gonna yeah, you have to.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be are you wearing Target blouse with some
Speaker 2: Balenciaga jeans.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be like absolutely, I'm so excited to have
Speaker 4: like really expensive things and also like a thrift short
Speaker 4: swift Store T shirt. That's all I want.
Speaker 1: Cole's Black label, just luxury cold.
Speaker 2: No, I just want people to send me stuff. I
Speaker 2: don't want to pay for it. That's what I want.
Speaker 2: I want to be rich and still cheap. And you
Speaker 2: know that's my that's my whole vibes.
Speaker 1: Is well, that's how rich people stay rich, right Sam? Yeah? Right.
Speaker 3: I went to your apartment. First of all, you have
Speaker 3: a backyard.
Speaker 4: I have a backyard.
Speaker 3: Apartment is really nice. You have an isle kitchen like,
Speaker 3: you have a little island.
Speaker 4: I have a little island.
Speaker 1: You have like an HGTV house.
Speaker 4: Wow. I mean it's you said one of us has
Speaker 4: to make money in the relationship, and one of us
Speaker 4: does and it's not me.
Speaker 3: I mean you're here, so we know you not made Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't get paid for these these episodes.
Speaker 1: Imagine if you did, though, that would be tight.
Speaker 3: That would be so tight as many podcasts as we've done.
Speaker 1: So what's your dream? Rich people made it house home?
Speaker 1: What does that look like? Is it on Long Island?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Is it on the Cape?
Speaker 4: I want to be one of those people that like
Speaker 4: stays in the city and just like owns a loft
Speaker 4: and it's like, yes, I'm so humble, like like I
Speaker 4: have only paid a couple of million for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're doing a couple of renovations. Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: wasting your money though, living in the city. I don't
Speaker 3: want to be here. You going, I'm going, I'm going
Speaker 3: state away, New Jersey, New Jersey. That's gross New Jersey.
Speaker 3: First of all, Russell Simmons lives in New Jersey and
Speaker 3: we don't care about we don't care about her city
Speaker 3: lives in Jersey.
Speaker 1: Okay, well he has several homes. Yeah, like a lot
Speaker 1: of people have homes in Jersey.
Speaker 4: Chris Rock, Okay, you know I.
Speaker 2: Mean, I mean, you're saying people that I don't want
Speaker 2: to be neighbors with, Like I too want to loft,
Speaker 2: you know, I want a doorman.
Speaker 1: That's like, uh out late again, missus Foster. And I'm
Speaker 1: like falling out of a town car. And I'm like, but.
Speaker 3: If you live in a city, then that's that makes
Speaker 3: people feel like, oh they can just come by, Hey,
Speaker 3: I'm in your neighborhood.
Speaker 4: No no, no no no no no, that's true. I
Speaker 4: don't like no no.
Speaker 3: No no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I got people who do that to me in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: They'll be like, I mean your neighborhood, you home, and
Speaker 2: I'm always like no, And I'll be in the window
Speaker 2: watching them watch me, and I'm like, but I'm not here,
Speaker 2: but I see you when that's not me, and you
Speaker 2: can't come up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but when somebody comes to your house, like Sam,
Speaker 3: I know where you live, I have your address, like
Speaker 3: I can potentially just come.
Speaker 1: Through because you're rude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and and your neighbors will open the door and
Speaker 3: let me in. They don't ask no questions. But like
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like that's what happened. Like somebody
Speaker 3: came out and I held the door and I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 1: They didn't know.
Speaker 3: They probably thought I was the delivery girl, like the
Speaker 3: freight entrances in the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If someone is like that obsessed with you where they're
Speaker 4: like stalking you and coming to your house, like they
Speaker 4: can also come to Jersey, Like it's not that hard
Speaker 4: or city.
Speaker 2: You just want Russell Simmons to pop into your house
Speaker 2: to do yoga with you?
Speaker 1: Oh no, we know he'd be touching people. So I
Speaker 1: just want to adjust your form.
Speaker 2: No dream for me is own like on a brownstone
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn, have a backyard, in a front yard, on
Speaker 2: the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like whole thing.
Speaker 2: That we our friend's house we went to. She had
Speaker 2: a meatball and rose party and I was like, what's
Speaker 2: the apartment number? And she never responded And it was
Speaker 2: because she was laughing at me because she owned the.
Speaker 4: Whole building, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, what y'all got a backyard?
Speaker 3: Like in the backyard was huge, like the step the
Speaker 3: stairs to go to the I was like, wow, are.
Speaker 1: You the life? Are you the richest person I know?
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, I need to grow up. I
Speaker 1: need to be an adult.
Speaker 3: Okay I thought I was an adult, like my age
Speaker 3: is like adult Like, but nah, this is this is
Speaker 3: living here.
Speaker 1: She had like more than one fridge.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: He had more than one fridge. There's fridge upstairs for downstairs.
Speaker 1: It's like upstairs, I want a fridge in my damn bedroom.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're gonna be fa fridges.
Speaker 1: No, I just want to be able to pull out
Speaker 1: like my sparkling water.
Speaker 4: I need to know who this wealthy friend is.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you off the podcast. You know we've said
Speaker 1: enough names this podcast.
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 3: I think we had our quota of names. We got
Speaker 3: to save those names for next week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't afford to say any more names on
Speaker 1: this episode.
Speaker 4: Okay, I saw a picture of someone like I'm sure
Speaker 4: it's like some wealthy gay couple bought like a brownstone
Speaker 4: in Bedstye and like put a pool in the backyard,
Speaker 4: like an in ground pool.
Speaker 1: And what big is the backyard?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Brooklyn, I mean if it's I don't care.
Speaker 4: I want a pool in my backyard, Inklyn.
Speaker 2: I can't swim, so I'm not. I put like a
Speaker 2: little fire pit or something. We can make some smores
Speaker 2: and we could talk about the pool.
Speaker 3: I don't want to pull that's like close to a bodega.
Speaker 1: It's not happening. Oh yeah, yes, happen. The pigeon's gonna
Speaker 1: swim in the pool.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you cover it at night. Wake up,
Speaker 4: get go to the bodega, eat your egg and cheese.
Speaker 1: Pool.
Speaker 3: I don't want the I don't want the rats turning
Speaker 3: my pool into a jacuzzie.
Speaker 1: No, thank you, No, it's gonna you can't.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna have a pool in Bushwick like it's
Speaker 2: gonna be like cute Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: What is cute Brooklyn? I don't know Borham Hill Jumbo?
Speaker 4: Yeah, where do you fwick?
Speaker 1: Okay? Your neighbors we broke adjacent?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean your man is making money, but not that much.
Speaker 3: I don't know y'all live near me. I can walk
Speaker 3: to your house. Dude, you out of j you're doing that. Wow,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm lashing out.
Speaker 4: You're going through a breakup. Wow?
Speaker 1: Did we learn anything today?
Speaker 4: We quickly got off top And honestly.
Speaker 2: That's this is These are the best types of episodes
Speaker 2: because I feel like people are learning who we are. Truly,
Speaker 2: the people are learning that Marie is not that nice.
Speaker 2: So if you see me in the streets in like
Speaker 2: three years, don't talk to me. But if you see
Speaker 2: me now, I'm you know, I'm still here for the fans.
Speaker 3: No, man, you're gonna have like a Scrooge moment. You're
Speaker 3: gonna have not a Scrooge. But what's that the movie
Speaker 3: about the ghosts? The oh Ebenezer, that's Scrooge. Screwede, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Screwed that was his.
Speaker 4: First name, Screwed.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see, We're gonna.
Speaker 3: See you down and out on your luck like everybody
Speaker 3: was mean to. They're gonna see you and they're like,
Speaker 3: I would give you.
Speaker 2: A dollar, so they don't wish that, not one would.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna ask if I'm as give your money.
Speaker 2: I'm not asking for a dollar. I'm gonna be the
Speaker 2: homeless person. That's excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4: If you're the.
Speaker 2: Twenties fifties, if you got those, are you going to
Speaker 2: be in one of those rude ass fucking home Listen.
Speaker 1: I will add a Nicole Smith myself before I become
Speaker 1: homeless and start asking for money.
Speaker 4: Does that mean.
Speaker 3: You marry an eighty eight year old She's gonna be
Speaker 3: getting tea bag but by some guy named Earl Mister
Speaker 3: Burns is gonna be t bagging you, just putting his
Speaker 3: scroll to And I'm gonna be sitting poolside and just
Speaker 3: counting my millions while I'm icing my pink eyes. Dude,
Speaker 3: like it's women that do it. I'm gonna be a
Speaker 3: real housewife of something.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think that's smart, real.
Speaker 1: Housewife of Connecticut or some somewhere.
Speaker 3: Well, Sam, before you blow up, have you ever talked
Speaker 3: to your boyfriend? About like, oh, before you blow up,
Speaker 3: you better not leave me. Like when you blow up,
Speaker 3: are you gonna leave me?
Speaker 1: Sydney?
Speaker 3: It sounds like this, This sounds like something that you
Speaker 3: talked about today with your with your wife. I am
Speaker 3: not in a relationship, dudey Sydney, I'm gonna throw.
Speaker 4: This we have One time we were like fighting really bad.
Speaker 4: We have to talk about it. He was like, are
Speaker 4: you gonna like break up with me if you get successful?
Speaker 4: And I was like no, and if I do, I'll
Speaker 4: buy you out.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Wait, how much would that cost? About you guys been
Speaker 3: together for four years? Yeah, he's been paying most of
Speaker 3: the rent.
Speaker 4: No, well, yeah, he pays a little more rent than me,
Speaker 4: all of the rent, A good amount of rent.
Speaker 1: No, that's how you say another podcast, That's what I
Speaker 1: used to say. I paid no put groceries.
Speaker 3: I was like, I pay half and I got my
Speaker 3: groceries at the bodega. Goes to the bodega and get
Speaker 3: eggs a la carte.
Speaker 4: Beat.
Speaker 3: You open the package. It had like medium and large,
Speaker 3: some of them, some of them were away, some of
Speaker 3: them were gray. And it was like, yeah, this is
Speaker 3: organic farm the table buy how much.
Speaker 1: Would it cost? To buy out your boyfriend.
Speaker 4: I don't know, a couple thousand.
Speaker 3: Couple of thousands, a couple that's the rent is not
Speaker 3: that much. But he's been with him for four years.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a lot of time. You have to
Speaker 3: pay me for my time. Pay me for my time.
Speaker 4: We both put in the time.
Speaker 1: No, honey, if you're not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you're not really contributing, it's not really
Speaker 3: it's a benefit.
Speaker 1: You really a Sydney.
Speaker 2: I feel like that feels like a personal attack because
Speaker 2: I dated this dude that legit said to me, I
Speaker 2: feel like you're not really contributed, Sydney, and she threw
Speaker 2: it back in my face. I would necessarily left podcast
Speaker 2: episode because you're not really contributed.
Speaker 3: Anyways, Sam, this has been a delight and some people listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where they can find you, find your music, see
Speaker 1: your show.
Speaker 4: You can find me on Twitter at Sam t Taggart
Speaker 4: and Instagram at Sam Tiger and I'll post whatever shit
Speaker 4: I'm coming out with there.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you give me great content.
Speaker 4: I try to really do my best.
Speaker 3: Before we go, Can we go around the table and
Speaker 3: say what the title of our like? If our life was.
Speaker 1: A song with the title of the song would be
Speaker 1: or the album I'll start. The title of my album
Speaker 1: would be I don't have my wallet on me right now?
Speaker 4: Okay, I've got a good album title featuring pusha t.
Speaker 4: My album title would be horny, sexy, poor, yeah, sexy.
Speaker 1: Four Yo, you and Marie are kindred spirits.
Speaker 2: Because the name of my one woman show was hungry, hairy, horny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are the same. Four Sydney the album.
Speaker 1: Your album would be just give me five more minutes,
Speaker 1: five more minutes, I promise.
Speaker 3: I'm always needing five more minutes.
Speaker 2: I'll be there in five, I promise live. I feel
Speaker 2: like an alternate title for your thing is yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: leaving my house right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 1: Guys, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 4: You're having me so fun.
Speaker 3: Yes, Sam, literally a delight. And you have a gold
Speaker 3: chain on. Who the fuck are you, dude? It's a necklace, Dude,
Speaker 3: you can have some fun. You're like, I'm going to
Speaker 3: see two brown girls. Let me get my goat chain.
Speaker 9: On this all summer. Guess how my shit cost? Oh,
Speaker 9: it's list before dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like you got it at the American Apparel.
Speaker 1: We're going out of business sale. It given me Urban
Speaker 1: Outfitters vibes three dollars from.
Speaker 4: Where one of those like wholesale shops on like twenty
Speaker 4: seventh in Broadway American Apparel. No, it's like those like
Speaker 4: like they'll just sell like bulk jewelry for like ten dollars.
Speaker 1: Go in the garment.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, that's something you were supposed to put
Speaker 3: that on a dress somewhere.
Speaker 1: That's supposed to be a trim. Speaking of trim, it's
Speaker 1: time to go. We got our trim in this episode. Up.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. Sidon. Do we have anything to plug?
Speaker 3: We have our monthly again September period, yes, September twenty
Speaker 3: six at at all, Please come come.
Speaker 2: It's great, Thank you truly, guys. Shout out to all
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