1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another on 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 1: the twenties to me. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello? 6 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:24,160 Speaker 1: Is this Chris? Yeah? This is him? Hey, Chris, how 7 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 1: are you? My name is Casey Ryback and I'm calling 8 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: from the University of Medical Research Lab. How are you? Oh? Um? Good? Great, awesome? 9 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: Looking forward to hearing from him. Yeah. Absolutely. You recently 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,959 Speaker 1: signed up with us to participate in a few medical studies. Yes, 11 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 1: they're did cool. I'm looking at your profile right now, 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,919 Speaker 1: and we just had a brand new project that came up, 13 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: and I think you might be a perfect candidate for it. Great, 14 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: I kind of really need to cash. So what is it? 15 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 1: What exactly and how much is it pay? It's actually 16 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 1: pretty good. It's on the higher side of things. It 17 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 1: pays three thousand dollars a week. Why three yep? That 18 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,960 Speaker 1: sounds good to be all right. So here's how it's 19 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 1: going to work. Basically, you'll be put into a room 20 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 1: and then at random times throughout the day, somebody will 21 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 1: hit you in the head with an object. Wait what Yeah, 22 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: so you'll sit in the room and throughout the day 23 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: you'll be hit in the head with an object, and 24 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 1: we'll monitor that to see if that causes a headache. Hopefully, 25 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 1: we're going to learn a lot of groundbreaking stuff from 26 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 1: this study, all because of you. I feel like I 27 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 1: need more information about Okay, it's understandable. Remember it is 28 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: three thousand dollars a week. Yeah, no, no, that is 29 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 1: very good. All right, but how how long am I 30 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:45,119 Speaker 1: going to be in the room for every perfect question? 31 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: Perfect question? You'll be in the room for twenty four 32 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: hours a day for an entire month. Okay, so you'll 33 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: be in this room for a whole month, and from 34 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: time to time somebody will come in and experiment on 35 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: your head with an object. Someone's going to come into 36 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: the periodically and hit me in the head with an object. Yes, 37 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: and we are. We can't wait to get started because 38 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: we want to learn so much about headaches. And you know, 39 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: if if being hit in the head with things causes them, well, 40 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: I could tell you that that it would hurt my head. 41 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 1: You don't know that for sure. You're not a scientist 42 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: last time I checked. Well, well, no I'm not. Are 43 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 1: you what kind of objects are you? Another another valid 44 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:33,359 Speaker 1: question on my list here, I don't have all the items, 45 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 1: but I've got a few of the things on my list. 46 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 1: What we'll do is we'll probably start off with ping 47 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: pong balls for an hour. Just toss him at this, 48 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 1: hit him at the side of your head for an hour, 49 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: just one after another for a whole hour, like one 50 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,679 Speaker 1: after like every second, there's going to be a ping 51 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 1: pong ball that hits my head. Yes, I'm just gonna 52 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 1: see if that can cause a headache. I guess that 53 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: that um the AI doesn't sound that that is kind 54 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: of annoying. But then we'll move up. After the ping 55 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,399 Speaker 1: pong balls, we're gonna move up to basketballs to see 56 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 1: if that wild like a real basketball, yes, official NBA 57 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: sized basketballs. We'll just hit you in the side of 58 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: the head with those for a little while. What what's 59 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 1: a little while? An hour or two hours, just depends 60 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: until we see the results we need. Yeah, I don't 61 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 1: know about this because that's a lot of that's a 62 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: lot of hitting my head. Yeah yeah, Can I protect 63 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: my head? Oh no, no, no, we need them to 64 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: make full contact with your idio. Actually, I forgot this part. 65 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 1: You're gonna be strapped into a chair so you won't 66 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: be able to evade any of the items that we're 67 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: hitting your head with. I'm going to be strapped to 68 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: a chair for twenty four hours in a room while 69 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 1: you hit my head with balls, well that and other 70 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: items too, just to see if it could cause a headache. 71 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 1: I don't think you need to do a study on this. 72 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 1: This sounds Oh I think we're gonna hit my head 73 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 1: with stuff and it's gonna hurt. Just think about it. 74 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 1: You come in and by the way, you could you 75 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: could stop midway through if you're you know, it's yeah, 76 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: I just want to get through the pots and pans 77 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: and then you can you can give up when you 78 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: say pots and pans, yeah, yeah, that was the other 79 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 1: thing on our list. At some point, we're going to 80 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 1: come in and hit you in the head with a 81 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: frying pan. Okay, well, now this sounds a little ridiculous 82 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,479 Speaker 1: in the regard I'm pretty sure you can't hit someone 83 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 1: in the head with a with a frying pan, even 84 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: if you're a paying Oh no, we can do whatever 85 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 1: we want. It's science. No, I don't think he can, 86 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: And I don't think just saying something is science makes science. No. Absolutely, 87 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,359 Speaker 1: this is a very interesting study. I mean, haven't you 88 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: wondered if I hitting somebody in the head with a 89 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,680 Speaker 1: frying pan would cause a headache. No, I've never wondered that. Okay, 90 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: that's obviously going to cause a headache. Well, I need 91 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: your answer right now, yes or no? To twelve thousand 92 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 1: dollars in one month. H Okay, you said I if 93 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,159 Speaker 1: if I wanted to stop, I can only after the 94 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: frying pans. You can opt out before we bring in 95 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 1: the baseball bats and the other things. That what. There 96 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 1: is no way I'm doing this. There's literally no way 97 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: I'm doing this study twelve thousand dollars a month though 98 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: you're getting people into the head with that. There's no 99 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: way I'm doing this. Okay, I'm never doing it. Right. Well, then, 100 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 1: should I tell you that this is a prank phone call? 101 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: Then God Jesus, this is actually Jewel from Brook and 102 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:14,040 Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you. 103 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, your friend Joe set you up. HOLI. 104 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: He said he signed up to do some medical research 105 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:25,919 Speaker 1: study and wanted to freak you out. I can't believe it. Really, 106 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,720 Speaker 1: twelve thousand dollars a month and you're not willing to 107 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 1: be hit in the head with frying pans. I'm a 108 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 1: little disappointed in here.