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Speaker 1: I I know you. You're good. You're good. Alright, cool

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00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 1: another set of doors. Boom, Hey man, I got this

420
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,199
Speaker 1: pass right here? Am I good? Yeah? You're good man,

421
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 1: you're good. How do I get to the stands because

422
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 1: my cousin's out there? Oh dude, you go down that

423
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 1: list pass that bar right there and there's these double

424
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,119
Speaker 1: doors and the left that's they'll get you there. Cool,

425
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 1: thank you man. I walked down the hallway and he

426
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: misses the whole third Damn, this is a mistake. Just

427
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 1: won't end. I walked down that way, I opened the

428
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 1: double doors. There's four guards there and I'm like, hey,

429
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,400
Speaker 1: I'm good with this pass. Um to to get back

430
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,400
Speaker 1: in there and they shut the doors and go, who

431
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,120
Speaker 1: are you? How did you get that pass. That pass

432
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 1: won't get you anywhere. I'm like, what do you mean,

433
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:52,439
Speaker 1: where's your wristband? Now? No one gave me a wristband?

434
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 1: And they're like, get back, and they basically throw me

435
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,440
Speaker 1: into gen Pop. Get back, get back, and I'm like, dude,

436
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 1: I just came in from there. This is the mistake

437
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 1: that is. I just came in from there. And they're like,

438
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 1: get back, get back, get back, Well, who are what

439
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: are your credentials? I'm like, dude, we're Jerry's guests. Jared

440
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: comes down there strings and they're like, Jerry, who where

441
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:15,120
Speaker 1: Jerry's guests? Yeah, what's your name? I gave my name.

442
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 1: They go to this list. You're not on the list, dude.

443
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 1: My whole crew is in there. Like I'm I came

444
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 1: out to meet my cousin and they're just like, well,

445
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,959
Speaker 1: I don't care, get back. Oh my god. So I'm like,

446
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: look you have and at that point I'm like, okay,

447
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: forget my cousin. I can't I can't guess this. This

448
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,919
Speaker 1: is what happens when you try to go be mother Teresa.

449
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: I'm immediately how am I going to get back those

450
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: through those six doors that I went there? Like, this

451
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 1: is this is crazy. You have missed already precious moments

452
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,160
Speaker 1: of the game. I've already missed two minutes of the game.

453
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,679
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is the stupidest thing ever and

454
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: the guy and the guy says, hey, man, we'll call someone,

455
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 1: but that's all we can do unless you can verify

456
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 1: who you are, what you're doing, if you're going in there.

457
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, Bobby Bones show, I'm Eddie. I we can't.

458
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: We flew in with Jerry and his helicopter and they're

459
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: there and they said, what were they talking about in

460
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,199
Speaker 1: the helicopter and you were like, oh, sorry, my my

461
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 1: headphones weren't plugged in, so I heard nothing on the helicopter.

462
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: So then so then they're like hold on. Everybody says

463
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 1: over here, he's a guest and Jerry's they're coming. Wait here,

464
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 1: I'll wait ten minutes. Ten minutes in front of that door.

465
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: Did you go see a cousin and say hi bye?

466
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: And I never saw my cousin And I'm waiting and waiting.

467
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: Then finally this girl comes up and she goes, all right,

468
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: what's your name and give me my name. You're not

469
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: on the list. Who'd you come with, like who who?

470
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: Who's like Bobby Bones? Bobby Bones? Okay, there's not he's

471
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: not on the list. I'm like, I don't know how

472
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: to tell you, like, like here's my thing. She said,

473
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: when does when does his nightmare? This dude got to

474
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: go sit in the owner's box. And he left the

475
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: owner's box to stare at doors. Say lunch, I'm gonna

476
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: let you go chilling a mansion. Or do you want

477
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 1: to go to the slums and hang out under the bridge?

478
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: You want to go to skid row or you want

479
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 1: to where do you want to go? I mean, and

480
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,200
Speaker 1: not only this, he's not even hanging out on the

481
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: skin road. Dude, he's under the bridge. Can't even see

482
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: the game. I'm gonna take you to a castle lunch. Okay,

483
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: but you're gonna leave the castle across the moat and

484
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: go hang out in the swamp land. And they're looking

485
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: at so you're just hanging out with four security guards

486
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 1: with with three big doors in front of me, just

487
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: sealed close, Like we're not getting through that. So what

488
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: do you do? Man? So finally the lady in the

489
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: headset goes, all right, I'm gonna take you stay with me.

490
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you in there, and I want I

491
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: want you to tell me where you were, and then

492
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,439
Speaker 1: we're gonna see if you were actually in there. Did

493
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: they put you in cuffs? Well, how would you not

494
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: be in there if you came through those doors? I

495
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: don't know, dude, So I walked. We know how those

496
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,719
Speaker 1: stadiums are. There's doors upon doors upon doors. They go

497
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 1: through the first they go to the first the first door,

498
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 1: not the first door I went through on the way out.

499
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: I have the whole map. Yeah, they go to that

500
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: first door. There's a dude in a black suit and

501
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: the girl in the headset goes, sir, this man claims

502
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 1: he was in the owner's suite and he's just like, yeah,

503
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: I saw him. Okay, well I need someone to verify

504
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: who he is, and he needs a wristband. So you're

505
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: going off a security guy that kind of half asleep

506
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 1: on his job to remember if you win, we'll see.

507
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I don't think I think these are

508
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 1: real deal security guards. I think these ones are on

509
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: their p's and queues. They're not the normal security guard

510
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 1: that's not paying attention because this is the owner suite.

511
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: So these are the best of the best. And then

512
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: so the guy goes, hold on, let me call so

513
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: and so. So I gotta wait there another two minutes

514
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: while they call. So now we're six minutes left on thee.

515
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 1: I'm outside the third door. Okay. So when we were

516
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: saying we didn't see the Cowboys game, you didn't either.

517
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: It wasnt TV where you are either. So father the

518
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: third door, the third door opens up, this lady comes

519
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: out and she says, hey, what's the problem, and they

520
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: lay in the headset goes. He says that he was

521
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 1: in here and he was out there trying to do

522
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: something to meet a cousin or something, and and he

523
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: doesn't have credentials, and we don't know who he is.

524
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 1: And now they're also diminishing your story. I've got ten

525
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: security guards around me. And and the lady goes, yes,

526
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 1: he's a guest of Jerry's. He's fine, And la guys, well,

527
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do with him? Let

528
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: him go? Would you like, just let him go wherever

529
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 1: he needs to go. Well, he needs a wristband, and

530
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: she's like, oh my god, just give him a wristband.

531
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: And I'm just looking at all of them talk about me,

532
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 1: and you better not lose that wristband. I'm sorry, man,

533
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: I just really wanted to see my cousin. Like like

534
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: they put a wristband on me and I go and

535
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: they're like, all right, you can go anywhere you want now,

536
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm just gonna go in the sweet

537
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back to give me a drinking. I'm

538
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: gonna sit down and not move. You know. He had

539
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: to keep telling his completely embarrassing story. Oh, I was

540
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: going to see a cousin. You're going to see a cousin,

541
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: you like, like like you you were with Jerry and

542
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: you decided to go see your cousin. You were going

543
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: to see who are you going to see a family

544
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: member dying or something? No, No, just a cousin, just

545
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 1: gonna say hi to him. What, coach in retrospect, how

546
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 1: dumb of a decision was that on your part? Very dumb.

547
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: It's like that was a that was a non respondent question.

548
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: It's like at my heart when I'm sitting back, what

549
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 1: I got a pile fly dang in moons over my

550
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: hands and I go the bathroom and the guys in

551
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: their shack and one and we have as we have

552
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: access to watch the show right there from the front

553
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,919
Speaker 1: of the stage. And I get a text from Greg

554
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 1: from Greg, Hey, man, I'm up here in the last

555
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 1: row of the stadium. You want to come up and

556
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: hang out for a little bit? Yeah, man, they gotta

557
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,360
Speaker 1: come up there. Forty five minutes later, I'm up there

558
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: at the top, going, wait, you did the same thing.

559
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: Have you guys lost your damn mom that forest? And Greg?

560
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: Hey kid, I made it into you, did I saw

561
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 1: you up there? Now I've gone to the v I

562
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: P where there's free drinks and stuff and hang out like.

563
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, it's like giving up your front row seat, Like,

564
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: hey man, you got front row seats. Well, I'm back

565
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: here in the back. You should come say hi. Guys.

566
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: It was a mess, and I love and I mean

567
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: I didn't see a good little chunk of the game

568
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: because of that crap. It sucked, man, but it was

569
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: But it was that moment you wanted the cousin to

570
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: view you as better than they had viewed you, and

571
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: and the cousin the whole time was going, hey, Eddie,

572
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: you coming down it? Where are you know? The cousin

573
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: didn't even realize the trouble I went through to go

574
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: down there. It was crazy. So anyway, as far as

575
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: the game game coach, yes, very stressful, very stressful. Um,

576
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: it was tough. In my mind, I'm thinking like, oh

577
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: my god, this is the last time we're ever gonna

578
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: get invited here because you high five and Jarra and

579
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: all that. Jared is not with us. Jared sits in

580
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: a in a separate place. Jarra and the men sit

581
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: in a different booth. It's only it's only them. You

582
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: were just in a reach around booth. No, I'm with

583
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: the rest of the family, but not Jara, not Jared,

584
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: and the and the two sons, the ones we see

585
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: on TV and the two sons Stephen, they're in a

586
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: separate booth. Cool. Yeah, they're all cool. They're all very cool.

587
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: Big big dude he looks big on TV. Yes, big, big,

588
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: big big. Do they swear, yes, not like not like

589
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: F bombs or anything. Do they say afford? I didn't

590
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: ever heard him say the effort? Effort? When when? When?

591
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: When there's good, when ship that's good? See they say

592
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: stuff like they're like gosh, they come on, man, what

593
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: the hell like stuff like that, and you will no, no, no,

594
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: nothing like No, nothing like that, nothing like that. Okay,

595
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 1: but I can't talk too much about it now, can

596
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: I just tell you? There? They are right there? My question,

597
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: I had to watch the end. I'm watching on my

598
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: damn computer. Well, I hope you'd watch it. You're part

599
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: of a sports podcast. No, no no, no, he doesn't watch

600
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: all the game. The game was not on TV because

601
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: you understand that, Well, my stream stopped working, meth streams.

602
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: Something happened to it. I need to find another stream. So,

603
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,959
Speaker 1: but you wouldn't have watched this game either, because you

604
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: said that you don't watch games where you think they're

605
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: gonna be a blowout. But once it's a good game,

606
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: I would have turned it on. Once it's closed, I

607
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: would have turned it on as I told you. It was.

608
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: My eliminator pick was the Dallas Breaking Cowboys. And we

609
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: know you bought back in there's no way you're still

610
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: in here. This is this is a second half one.

611
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: This is one that I didn't buy. Further question sustained, No, No,

612
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: I didn't buy back. Over rule over ruled. I did

613
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: not buy back in. What up is? It ended? And

614
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: they started a new one. So okay, I'm gonna get in.

615
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: Wipe that off the record, please. So I had the

616
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: Cowboys and I'm sitting there going, okay, all right, come on, wait,

617
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: Texans already up seven? Nothing? What the okay? Texans up fourteen?

618
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: And what they're up fourteen and nothing or so. I

619
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: don't know, but I just kept looking, going okay. And

620
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: then it's like, no, it wasn't that bad and a

621
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: half and I'm like, okay, they're gonna come back and wain. No,

622
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: they go down and Texans go go for the freaking

623
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: touchdown there. I mean, thank god, they're on the like

624
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: two yard lines. Get in. They go up for it

625
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: on fourth and goal, up by three. If they score

626
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: a touchdown, it's over. It is over. What a massive

627
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: defensive stand that was. And they stop them and I'm

628
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: like thank god. And then I sit there on my computer.

629
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: I watched that little line just keep going who whoo.

630
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,959
Speaker 1: It never got below like eight, though, what the line

631
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: you're watching? I'm watching on the s World and they

632
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: get my wife, she'll do a tennis bet and watch

633
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: it on the app. Well, don't you understand I don't

634
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: have any other way to freaking watch it. And I'm

635
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: in an eliminator and the Cowboys are seventeen point favorites,

636
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,479
Speaker 1: and if they would have lost, that would have been

637
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: the second time that I've had a seventeen point home

638
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: favorite lose as my eliminator. I'm gonna this couch that

639
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: oh my goodness, guys, honey, what are you doing? What

640
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: are you doing to that couch? And it's still that

641
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. It's still the same. In the

642
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: Minnesota Vikings were the other one. So I see them

643
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: get down to the two yards. Are they gonna win

644
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: the division? Super Bowl? Are they going to win the divisions?

645
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: A bad team? They are they gonna win the division?

646
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: That was my bet? Titans will be bounced out in

647
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: the first course. What was my was my bet to

648
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: win the division? And I tell you that's the beat

649
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: super Bowl? You said, no, I did not. I said

650
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: they're a sleeper dark horse. Yes, and they're gonna they're

651
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: in the playoffs with the division championship, which I told

652
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: you was the bet. I didn't say, you need I

653
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: said they're plus two eighty to win the division. Bettett,

654
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: We'll paull the tap bet. So anyway, I get to

655
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: see him getting down there, and I think it's did

656
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: it was it fourth and goal. Yes, and I'm like,

657
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: good god, how they're on that's a and Zeke freaking

658
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: runs it in. I'm like, yeah, no, did you see

659
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: did you see? Oh you didn't see the Pollard? He

660
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: got left up, dude, and that Paular I'm sorry, a

661
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: gallup and so set the second the third down one

662
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: was crazy. He throws it, Paular is wide open, Pollard

663
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: catches it, gets nailed in the back and lets it go.

664
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: There's no catch, dude. I mean he got hit so

665
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: hard I could hear that. Yes, And so I'm like

666
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: you all right, good, great, it's over. No. Then I

667
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: watched that line Texans Driving Texans Driving Texans to the

668
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: forty nine, and I'm like, you have got to be

669
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: kidding it. And then I'm watching he's watching the line

670
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: on his phone. What you know, you can get zone

671
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: somewhere and they're streaming. I don't have red Zone. You

672
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: know you can get it. It doesn't come on you versed.

673
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: They have an app. I'm pretty sure they have an app.

674
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 1: Red Zone does yes on my TV? I can pay

675
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: for an app on my TV. I'll look into that. Anyway.

676
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: You're gonna wait till like a week eighteen and buy

677
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: the freaking Red Zone channel. Here we go, sir, Are

678
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: you sure you want this? Yes, I'll pay full. I'm

679
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: gonna charge you, sir. A lot of players, a lot

680
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 1: of teams are benching players. I want to watch the

681
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: last week. I don't give a how I'm buying it, sweetie,

682
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: So tell me what to do to its. Sorry, so sorry.

683
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: You know all the playoff games are televised. Okay. I

684
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: watched that line and it goes third and whatever from

685
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: the forty nine yard line and it all the way

686
00:34:50,680 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 1: to the end zone, and I yell, did your mom

687
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: put soap in your mouth? And then the logo was

688
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: your neighbor. I'll be like, hey, shut the rock. And

689
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: then the logo changes to the Cowboys and it says intercepted.

690
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I thought it was a touchdown.

691
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: I thought it was a touchdown because the line went

692
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: all the way to the end zone, so and it

693
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: took it was like a three second delay for to

694
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: switch to the Cowboy logo. And I'm like, oh my yes,

695
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 1: because it was like fourteen seconds. So on the dig's

696
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 1: interception to the line go back and I wasn't watching

697
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: the whole game. I was watching the last like four

698
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: or five minutes when the Texans were down about to

699
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: score to go up ten. I was like, please just

700
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: kick the field goal. Please kick the field goal. Now

701
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: they're going for the touchdown. Oh my god, oh my god,

702
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: they call, oh my god, stopped. I'm like, now, Cowboys,

703
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 1: you can't kick a field goal because that leaves overtime.

704
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: I can't have you stressing me out. Oh my god.

705
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: It was so amazing, So thank you to your Cowboys.

706
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: What do you stand to win? The pot is like

707
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: bucks pot? Nice? Yeah, so you get pot with that?

708
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: Uh so, what's it like when you win? Likes the

709
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: stadium go crazy? Like, dude, have you ever been to

710
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: a football game? You know? Yeah, you ever been to

711
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: a game? You st gets loud in there. You said

712
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: it's different in the box that you don't yell and scream. No, no, no,

713
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: you don't curse your players. You just go. Yeah. You

714
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: can't say high five random people. Absolutely, let me put it.

715
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: You can't say damn it that. You can't say like

716
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: damn it. You know, you're like, what you just gotta

717
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 1: be cool. But if they score, obviously lose your ship,

718
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: Like yeah, as Austin. Did you bet it before? And

719
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: I couldn't touch a seventeen coach? It's way too much.

720
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: It's way too much. I couldn't do it, you know.

721
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: I thought that. Yeah, but I didn't take and I

722
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: couldn't bet the Texans, So yeah, I did not bet

723
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: on the game. Now, can you tell us about that

724
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: thing you've been carrying around all day? I don't know

725
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 1: if I can talk about it, alright, I mean, I

726
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: mean I could talk about having the ball, but I man,

727
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: I can't tell you everything about the ball. So you

728
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: haven't told that story over there? Okay, then we won't

729
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: talk about But but I've I've had the ball since.

730
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 1: Did you post a picture of the ball? No? Okay,

731
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: it has not left my arm? No, No, but you

732
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: haven't posted what though? There's a scratch on I don't

733
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: even know how he got there. And what are you

734
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: gonna do when you come home and your boys are

735
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: playing with that football in the streets? They can on

736
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: the street. No, No, they're not playing with us in

737
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: the street. They know the rules. They want throw it

738
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: around in the house, that's cool, not street scuff it up.

739
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 1: You want to throw a ball in the house, let's

740
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: do it. Look, parents let their kids throw a ball

741
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: in that we play baseball in the house. This ball, Oh,

742
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm against it. That's awesome. I mean

743
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: we my kids and my wife gets so pissed, don't.

744
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: They can't even hit it. And you always gotta keep

745
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: going with lighter. I mean, he's rocking in absolute professional

746
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: football there. But I'm saying you always gotta go as

747
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: a kid, lighter balls, lighter balls. Did it breaks something,

748
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: You're like, Okay, we gotta go even lighter. Then you

749
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: get even lighter, and then eventually that breaks something. You're like, okay,

750
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: we're down to paper towels we're throwing around. Yeah, this

751
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: will make a hole in the wall. Oh yeah, and

752
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: that is not that's not a sponge. Okay, throw one

753
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 1: of those around in college? Right, have you felt this? Yeah? Here,

754
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 1: hold it, I got water and everything. Hold that is

755
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: that soft? Hard? Rock hard? Rock hard? Can you imagine

756
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: Brady's ball? It was like a sponge. That's why they

757
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: could tell Brady's ball was like a sponge. This is

758
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: rock hard, dude. That is rock hard, dude. It was amazing, man, Like,

759
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to sleep really just thinking about it,

760
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: calling my friends up tell him about it. I didn't

761
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: call because I'm gonna tell you guys live, oh live,

762
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: Did you sleep with that ball? I did. I almost

763
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: forgot you guys were doing it until I saw a

764
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: picture all over the internet. What picture? I don't know

765
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: Miked was posting. Oh yeah, I was scared to post.

766
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: That's another thing, too, coach. I have so much stuff

767
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: on my phone. I don't know how to post it, Like,

768
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,919
Speaker 1: do you got to hit post it all? Oh dude,

769
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: you're like me bones bachelor party. I'm sitting there video

770
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: and taking pictures. Then somebody nudges me, Hey quit taking videos.

771
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: You couldn't take it. We're not supposed to post it that.

772
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: Do I post it all? Just keep swiping? No, No,

773
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: you'll lose every one of your followers because guess who

774
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: cares about the cowboys? Nobody? Hey, so do I do

775
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 1: one where you can just swipe this? Dude? But there's

776
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: too many, there's you got to pick the highlights. There's

777
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: too many, dude, Good one lunch? What do you see?

778
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: Don't get too graphic, but what do you see? You're

779
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: walking out to a helicopter. See the cheerleaders that's pretty nice. Wow,

780
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 1: I see an up. Are you in the helicopter yet? No,

781
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: I'm not in it. Never, I never got the No.

782
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: You're taking pictures in front of the helicopter. Keep going.

783
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: You talk about sixty two pictures in front of helicopter

784
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: baby in Vegas. Dude, I can get you a helicopter

785
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,879
Speaker 1: ride lunch. No, those are cool if I win some money.

786
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: All now, you're in the helicopter lunch, You and me

787
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: can ride in one. We'll go. Look at the hoover. Damn, yeah, damn,

788
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: that's a big damn damn, damn Laura, look at Laura law.

789
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: All right, that's good. You got a little shot the

790
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: back of Jerry's head. Yeah, I'm sitting right behind him, dude,

791
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 1: rub his shoulders. If I wanted to you mad, you

792
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: would have been like, what did you ever turned around

793
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: to look at you? Set off? And then what's weird

794
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: is no, you're about to let you know you're over

795
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: the stadium. Good god, oh, your FaceTime and your son

796
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: from the helicopter. Uh, you're landing. What's weird? When they

797
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 1: land there's freaking people waiting out there. Coach, they stop

798
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: the traffic. You got to be careful with those the rotors.

799
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: People have died. That is so crazy. How many people

800
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: are waiting for the helicopter to land. But it's smart, dude.

801
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: And all the times I went to the new Cowboy Stadium,

802
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: never once did one of my buddies say, hey, let's

803
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 1: go to the helipad where Jerry lands. That's an amazing

804
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 1: thing to go see. Oh yeah, I agree. Why would

805
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: everybody not do that? There's people you're a Cowboys fan,

806
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: that's badass. The loker there they got landing Loger. He

807
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: was at the covention last year. He's a big Cowboys

808
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: crapping his pants because he was talking about Cowboys. Super

809
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: will barely be the damn Texans. Rick Rod told me

810
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: on Twitter he's not. He can't come to the convention.

811
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: He said, money's a little tight coach. When we're flying,

812
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: when we're circling the stadium, you can see all the

813
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: people with their phones just like, oh they know it's

814
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: Jerry in the in the chopper like everyone did amazing

815
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 1: because I mean, you guys were circling doing a little

816
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: big dicken three times. That's a big dicken, That's what

817
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: I thought. But I couldn't hear what they were saying.

818
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: But yeah, but when we talked about it on how

819
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,919
Speaker 1: do you get the field yet? Yeah, I saw someone

820
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: doing backwards with the stretches like I was. I couldn't tell,

821
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: nice coach take a nice sexual video of a guy stretching. No,

822
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,399
Speaker 1: no ban or no hey? Did you see my Zeke one?

823
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: Not in z Z. So if I'm on that field

824
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: stretching and you're doing an up skirt on my asshole,

825
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn around. I'm gonna say, would you mind

826
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: shutting that off? I don't care little cowboys had on

827
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: Zike bigger in person. Zeke's humongous. Zeke is human, he's thick. Coach.

828
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: I try to get him to feed me, but he

829
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't feed me. What did he pull one of the

830
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: cheerleaders tops down? Already? Girl again, it's not funny cute,

831
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: don't now. We talked about how you yelled at them

832
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: on the Big Shop sea in Zeke best friends friends,

833
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: dude wrapping presents for each other. I've never wrapped the

834
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: present that you talked about how you yelled at the players,

835
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: every single one of them, And what do they say? Nothing?

836
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: Now they all have headphones on the only one that

837
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,919
Speaker 1: actually heard, actually heard me, was a Trayvon Digs. He's

838
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 1: the only one that like acknowledged me, Like that's so dude,

839
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: He's the only one. Everyone else he said, what's supper?

840
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: You just point it kind of just pointed, no, high five. No, No,

841
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: they don't get too close to the people that there

842
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: was like a couple of kids on in wheelchairs. They

843
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 1: would all take a minute to go say high to them.

844
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: But everyone else they're just like ignore, Yeah, you get

845
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: your on your two feet, good luck. And what was

846
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 1: Zeke like? He's crazy, dude, Zeke's crazy. He was on

847
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 1: that on that stretchy thing, you know where like the

848
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: guys pulling the stretch things in the US, and he's running,

849
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: like running sideways or whatever, and he would like, dude,

850
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: he would just make noises like that. And I'm telling you,

851
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: he explains a lot. He was this far away from me,

852
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: looking not at me, but through me. He was in

853
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 1: the zone, just grunting, dude and making noises. I'm like, wow,

854
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,959
Speaker 1: this guy's this guy's not Did he spit on you close? Dude?

855
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 1: And then Zach and then Dad, do you see Dad

856
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: bring that water to him? Dad gives him water and

857
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: he just pours it all over his his hair and goes, what,

858
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: I don't even sat drink it. I don't even think

859
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: Zeke talks. I think he just makes noises. Honestly, he

860
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 1: sounds like the jasmine. That's what he sounds like. Coach,

861
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: it's crazy, dude, did he do well that game? Yeah?

862
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: He scored the winning touchdow yes. And then what do

863
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: you say? He scored the cuts down? He scored the

864
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: touch score the touchdown. Dude randomly gave me the ball.

865
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,280
Speaker 1: That's amazing. That's where you got that ball. The ball dude,

866
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll talk about that later though. That's

867
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: pretty badass. God, you had a good weekend, right, Mine

868
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: was terriblest ship myself. Right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry we

869
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,959
Speaker 1: let you down. Man. You wanted to be You wanted

870
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: us to lose. I didn't want you to lose. You

871
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: he want we would never get invited. Back when I'm

872
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: sitting there watching the George Clooney Julia Roberts movie with

873
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: my wife and she goes, oh my gosh, the Texans

874
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 1: are beating the Cowboys, and I go, what the fuck? Back?

875
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: So it's Sunday football games? How many football games are

876
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: going on. White you and you were watching what when

877
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,919
Speaker 1: Titans went down thirty two? I was turned TV off.

878
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: I'll turn off again, turn it on in the playoffs.

879
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm done with that team. And what do you watch?

880
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 1: You watch whatever? It's called that George Clooney Julia Roberts movie. Okay,

881
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: so you, but don't you have Red Zone? That that that

882
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: was out in the living room. But we're in the

883
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: bedroom just chilling watching Siliano. And you chose Julia Roberts,

884
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: Scott Hanson whatever. But the Titans gave up twenty one straight.

885
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: I said, fuck it, I ain't watching that anymore. That

886
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: what about the other games? Coach? That was only one on?

887
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: And red Zone was doing a terrible job because my

888
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: other bet was Pittsburgh. Mine is six, and of course

889
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: the quarterback dies, so that part six I didn't advance spread.

890
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, when you only bet thirty dollars of parlay,

891
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: all of them are long shots. I bet a golf

892
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: long shot, so you you you, you make you getting

893
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: an alternate line because they're only minus two on my

894
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 1: alight calm down. So I got absolutely just bent over

895
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: and a freaking uh spatula shoved up my anus. So

896
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 1: I said, I'm done. Yeah, when you lose a parlay

897
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: and the Titans get killed, I'm I'm out. And that's

898
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: when he started handle coach or the front. So then

899
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: I said, what else do I have? When you're going

900
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: to rock bottom? And I'm still digging, I'm like, what

901
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: am I reaching for? Cowboys fans? They're coming to the

902
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: rock bottom with me? On, Eddie, come on, That's what happened.

903
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: The Titans were up fourteen to seven and then they

904
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: were down thirty four to fourteen to fourteen in the

905
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: blink of an eye. And so then he decides, you

906
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: know what if Yeah, he was like, I want Eddie

907
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: to be as miserable as I'm going to be on

908
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: the podcast tomorrow. So I'm gonna start cheering against the Cowboys. No,

909
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: because the Titans, if they got one more stiffy at them,

910
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: they're getting stiff armed all over the place. Tannehill was

911
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: borderline getting put in a body bag. I don't know

912
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: how many times he got sacked, strip sacked, strip touched,

913
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: strip picked off. I mean they looked bad to the

914
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: fans were booing. If I was there, I would have

915
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: many fans there if I was a fan there, I

916
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been a boo bird. I wouldn't have been

917
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: a booing I'd have been a throwing my beer would

918
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: have been going on the free I would have brought

919
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: back Cleveland Brown's two thousand four all over you. I

920
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: mean it got so bad I took a nap. So

921
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: where the Titans at First Place? There to visit? Hey,

922
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: we'll see. It's Losers convention. Baby. They are gonna be

923
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: playing opening weekend of the playoffs, and they're gonna have

924
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 1: to probably play two games. They're gonna be at the

925
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 1: watch party. They're gonna be part of that watch party

926
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 1: when we're sitting there in Vegas with drinks, freaking free drinks,

927
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: free Beerpezza, free winds, and we're gonna watch the Titans

928
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: get their ass kicks. And today is the absolute last

929
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 1: day to buy one of those v I P packages?

930
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it, Argentina? Oh wait, what are you

931
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: talking about? V I P Packages? To the sore Losers

932
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: coaches convention, guys, today is the last day you want

933
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 1: top golf, You want to be on the high roller,

934
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: open bar, happy hour looking down on the lights of

935
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: Las Vegas. Today is the absolute last day, sore Losers

936
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: dot com. You do not want to miss it. Do

937
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: not miss your opportunity, sore Losers dot com. And if

938
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: not enough people sign up, um, if it's not totally full,

939
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: then I'm bringing my buddy. Billy's not paying, he's coming

940
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 1: for free. He's coming to the I don't know, but

941
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: we're on a group text. We're trying to get Colby

942
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: to come, trying to get Billy to come. Colby cal

943
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: as no different one. He's a guy, Colby caller. No.

944
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: But my friends Nick and Karen, they're both coming. Their book,

945
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 1: they're all right, Justin, they're the people from the wedding.

946
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: Justin text confirmed. I don't know if he was drunk,

947
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: but he said he's coming to the convention. I actually

948
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: read it because I think he was. Are they buying tickets?

949
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know you have to buy tickets? Okay,

950
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: look at my friends, dude. This literally Billy text me

951
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: is Sore Losers Bobby's band. What was he drunk? Like? No,

952
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 1: that's what Billy text. And then here's my buddy, Justin, Justin, Justin.

953
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: Dang it? Did I delete it? Coach, stop deleting texts?

954
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: I deleted. I read it and deleted. He said something

955
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: like every day because Eddie guard Auto is a famous

956
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: is a famous baseball pitcher, So every day Eddie. He

957
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: was like, Hey man, I'm coming out to Vegas lunch,

958
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: Pale and Eddie guard Auto. I can't wait to hang

959
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: out with you guys. But I didn't know if we

960
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: bought tickets or not. So lunch, did you buy tickets?

961
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't know. I was supposed to

962
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 1: look for Justin. I'll look Justin. So a lot of

963
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: my friends are up in the air right now. But

964
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: today's the day. Today's the day if you want to package.

965
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: Has Astley ruis booked yet? No, I'm not seeing her book. Wait,

966
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: it's today at midnight, the last the last, the day

967
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 1: is the last day to buy a central Yeah, damn,

968
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 1: I gotta buy something. You don't have to buy it.

969
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: You sure? Yeah, I'm sure you're good. You're gonna be okay.

970
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 1: And I sent both my flights to your wife. I

971
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: need to be reimbursed for the flights. You will be okay? Now,

972
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: can you give us the money now? In advance? I

973
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: take him to Wells far Grol. He's like me, he

974
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: takes me them, get the damn one. Now, get it down.

975
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 1: Let's go right now. His hands are up the cameras

976
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,919
Speaker 1: getting the whole thing alright. Sorry's pointing in my back

977
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: like I'm being forced to shipping himself. He's got his head,

978
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 1: cuff his ass. It's not funny, Dude's it wasn't good.

979
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: It's a humiliating feeling too, it is, it really is.

980
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 1: I mean, when you're laying on the floor smelling your

981
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: own fetus, fetus fetus vomiting in a trash can and

982
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 1: it comes out the other end, you're just like, it's

983
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: all time low, dude, it's all time low. And you're like,

984
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: once it came out, did you just keep shooting it? No.

985
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: I tried to squeeze, but it's sometimes nothing comes out. No. No,

986
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: I tried to squeeze it close like I tried to

987
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 1: stop it, but it's it's a pointless thing because there's

988
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: no stopping that. Like it's just liquid. So there's stop it.

989
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: If you're no, no no, no, you can stop. If you

990
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: have enough ring fortitude, you can stop it. Did you

991
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: try to cut it, you know, with your hands? No,

992
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: I was too busy holding on to the trash can.

993
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: It comes to the kitchen singly cup full of diary

994
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 1: in his head. It was so bad. They try to

995
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: cut it. Dude, you can catch it. No no no, no, no, no, no, no,

996
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: no right right, I lay I. I was on the floor,

997
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: and so I wrapped a towel around my body. Okay,

998
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 1: like the second time, this is the second time you

999
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: got smart about it? No, no, because I was in

1000
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: my I didn't even make it bad prepare for that. No. No,

1001
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: So my wife wind got me a towel and we

1002
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: I wrapped it around my backside and put you in

1003
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: an adult diaper. And then I kind of waddled to

1004
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: the bathroom and put it all wrapped up in the towel,

1005
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: and then I got the shower. Did the towel go

1006
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,479
Speaker 1: between your legs like a sumo wrestler? No? I went

1007
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 1: more around and then under and then under. Why didn't

1008
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: you just put on you could wear a girl's song

1009
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:40,720
Speaker 1: and it'll actually plug the hole and didn't hold anything

1010
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: and then it just splits it into streams. It was

1011
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: not good. I'm just telling you. When we saw you

1012
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: for that top golf video, you were not looking good.

1013
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 1: Shocked you showed up and I looked terrible. You look

1014
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: like a ghost. I looked so pale, like I looked

1015
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: so We're such dumbasses, were like playing gull. We should

1016
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: have just gone there for the video. Instead we're eating

1017
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: me and Eddie had wings pizza. Dude, I talk about

1018
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: a hundred golf shots and after the fact that we

1019
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: should have just done the video and gotten the hell couch.

1020
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: We were fine just taking five shots for the video,

1021
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: but you could not understand why we would pay for

1022
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 1: one hour and leave. I know, hey, what would he

1023
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: keep saying? Guys, guys, guys, we got five more more balls.

1024
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: They were good. Yeah, that's on me. I sucked up

1025
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: on that. Daniels Dolphins sucked up on that. Yeah, well

1026
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 1: that Dolphins looked bad last night. They're two in a row.

1027
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: Titans haven't one in a one. Hey, Herbert's good. The

1028
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 1: forty Niners keep I mean, they whooped that ass. They're

1029
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: looking pretty. They beat the Bucks. Yeah, they suck It

1030
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,280
Speaker 1: was like nothing. At some point, have you seen Brady's

1031
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: chicks got pictures on the internet. Chicki's dating. He's got

1032
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 1: a girlfriend now, but she's like a younger version of Giselle.

1033
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: Let I don't know, find it I randomly saw it

1034
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Her Just type in Brady's girlfriend. I'm sure

1035
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 1: that will do it. Yeah, girlfriend, it's called buzzwords. Guys.

1036
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: There she is so oh god, I can see why

1037
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: you can date that. What's what I'm saying. I mean,

1038
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: whatever energy he had left, he's put it into that

1039
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,879
Speaker 1: relationship because she's a young girl. He's chasing her all

1040
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: over Tampa. That's tough, Like, how can you beat Tom

1041
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 1: Brady and go date? Like? How did he meet her?

1042
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: He mustn't met her like a long time ago, probably

1043
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 1: through Instagram. But listen, listen, you're you're the most famous

1044
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: due in the world, like Tom Brady. Everyone knows what

1045
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: you look like, everyone knows who you are. You can't

1046
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,479
Speaker 1: go to the freaking bar and pick up a chick

1047
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: like and you're not gonna go in a dating app.

1048
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: So how did he meet her? He's got boys a

1049
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 1: bang Oh hey man, yeah, I hooked up with them once.

1050
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: On how did Tiger meet him? They're the waitress? No, no no, no,

1051
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 1: Tiger didn't care. Tiger like had an appetite. Matter of Perkins,

1052
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: There's no way that Tom's gonna show up at Perkins.

1053
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: I mean Tiger went for some pancakes and left with them.

1054
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: But coach, well, you don't understand. It's called networking. Mother,

1055
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: How do you network when you're famous? So well connected?

1056
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: Tom with who? So he just says, oh, I know

1057
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 1: the head of an influencer agency. Hey, do you got

1058
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: any bikini models that are single? Yeah? I know this

1059
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 1: one girl rad And then boom, there you go. Dude,

1060
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,839
Speaker 1: they know everybody. So you ask a buddy, yes, hey,

1061
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: do you have any girls from me? I'm horny, I'm

1062
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: divorced and horny, And they say yeah, yeah, yeah, here

1063
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: you go, man, here's ten pick what you want. Um,

1064
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: just keep our tech secret so you you know absolutely

1065
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: that it's nothing to do with personality, because when you

1066
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: see them, you don't know anything about them. You just

1067
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: see them. That girl's hot. Can you connect me with that?

1068
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 1: She's Giselle? Two point oh? Send her over? And then

1069
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: they probably talked for a little bit on the couch

1070
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 1: before they start. Brady doesn't start to talking banks first. No,

1071
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: he asked her what she eats on her I and

1072
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: if she eats strawberries, she's out because they can't make

1073
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: out if she's on strawberries because it's bad for his blood.

1074
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 1: Strawberries is bad for his blood. And what else does

1075
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: he not eat? A lot of things he doesn't eat,

1076
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: and then he goes and gets beat thirty. Here's a

1077
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: funny story. He's a funny story about brock Party, the

1078
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 1: now storting starting quarterback for the Niners. O. Can you

1079
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 1: believe this? He's Mr. No, So he starts off the seat.

1080
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, Mr. He starts off the season

1081
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: as the third stringer or whatever, practice squad guy whatever.

1082
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: Trey Lance gets hurt, so he's the backup. His family

1083
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 1: has not traveled like only doesn't travel to very many

1084
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,359
Speaker 1: forty Niners games because he's not gonna play well. They

1085
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: were in attendance yesterday at the Niners game because they

1086
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: had asked him to secure tickets earlier in the season

1087
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: because they wanted to come see Tom Brady play. That's funny,

1088
00:55:53,320 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: that's some good Who told you that? Garrett something crazy?

1089
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 1: Jack Pardy he loves Mandarin Chicken. I thought that was

1090
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,479
Speaker 1: so funny that his family was excited to go see

1091
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: Tom Brady so early in the season. They said, Hey,

1092
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: can you make sure you get us five tickets to

1093
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: that game. We're gonna travel to San Francisco for that one. Yeah,

1094
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,879
Speaker 1: bucks are done and we got Bobby Bones show money

1095
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 1: on him. We put five hundred. They'll make the playoffs.

1096
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: I don't think they'll make the playoffs. I mean the

1097
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: Panthers one again. The Panthers one there, one down. They're

1098
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 1: so bad that they're slow. Brady looks bad. What happened

1099
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: to Leonard four nette? Did he just put on a

1100
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 1: hundred pounds? They're one down and the Falcons are also

1101
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: one down. They're right there knocked on the door. Well,

1102
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:43,720
Speaker 1: Falcons are going through quarterback marriage troubles. It was Brady

1103
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,479
Speaker 1: real quick, real quick? World Cup? What's going on? Okay,

1104
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 1: hold on before we go to World Cup? Hey, you

1105
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: want to go World Cup? Or do you want to

1106
00:56:55,280 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: go UFC? UFC? Did Manny the Patty pat? None of

1107
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,760
Speaker 1: our audios played all show. I haven't heard the bleep

1108
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 1: once when you hit it because it's in the fourth button.

1109
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: What about our voices? Uh? This didn't play? Are you serious? No? Yeah,

1110
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: I heard it earlier. You heard it, but it's not

1111
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: didn't record it. That's why this is why we're the

1112
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: top podcast in the world, and this is why Jones

1113
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 1: would an interview with us. That is why why we

1114
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: want you to come to Vegas. Baby, come on, sore

1115
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: Losers Coaches Convention weekend. Let's go MLK Day weekend. But Patty,

1116
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: Patty the patty, Patty, Patty pitty, he did not win,

1117
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: Patty the biddy. He got his ass. What did he did?

1118
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: You buy it? Oh? Yeah, I bought it. He put

1119
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: that watch football? How did our boy do? Bryce? He

1120
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: got his as he got absolutely destroyed, and he says

1121
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: he's fine getting his ass kicked. Yeah, you're supposed to win. No, no,

1122
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 1: they asked him in the press conference leading up to it.

1123
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: You know your undefeated record, He goes, I don't consider

1124
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: myself undefeated. I've lost many times in the gym. I

1125
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 1: get my ass kicked in the gym all the time.

1126
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 1: My neighbors kick my ass all the time. That doesn't

1127
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: count on your career. Win pretty good, And then he said,

1128
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,479
Speaker 1: they said, what's your prediction for Saturday night? I'm gonna

1129
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: win because he said, I'm a coward, and uh, I

1130
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: ain't no coward. Do cowards show up willing to die?

1131
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: Is that what they say? Yeah, you can't do that.

1132
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: Brady already mean them. But anyway, he got his ask.

1133
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: What but it's Patty got destroyed pat Ude and I

1134
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 1: don't know, Like the crowd goes crazy, they love him,

1135
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 1: and he just kept getting cracked, cracked, cracked, cracked over

1136
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 1: and over again. Judge score guard, they give him the win,

1137
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: and I mean it turned into this is damn fake wrestling.

1138
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: This is the damn this is all rigged. It's all

1139
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 1: for show. Because and I understand that the UFC has

1140
00:58:55,840 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 1: no control over the judges, Like the UFC doesn't pick judges,

1141
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: are gonna judge what fights? Like, they don't say, oh,

1142
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: we want these judges for the fighting in Vegas. I'm

1143
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: not judging you. They're just assigned to it. But it

1144
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: was absolutely horrendous. Okay, you bet the other guy. I

1145
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: didn't know. I didn't bet at all, bet with Garrett.

1146
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 1: How do you watch UFC and not bet with my eyes? Oh?

1147
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: Did you watch the first first first fight? No, I

1148
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 1: didn't watch the pre limbs. I didn't watch any other

1149
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 1: That first fight of the night was crazy. It was

1150
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: did you watch it ESPN? It was grapple grapple. I

1151
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: mean it was nothing, dude. They didn't punch at all.

1152
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 1: They just wrestled and it would be back and forth

1153
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: do would be on the back, on his back. Turn

1154
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 1: around he's on top. Oh, he'd be on the back again.

1155
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: All right, But but it was crazy to judge. It's

1156
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: the judges have to hear the crowd going crazy for

1157
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: that fool. And that's the only reason they. I don't

1158
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: know how they could say he won the fight. All

1159
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 1: the all UFC fighters were getting on Twitter going, well,

1160
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 1: this is really bad for our sport. That dude just lost.

1161
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 1: Like what the like, what are we doing here? This

1162
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: is a bad look for UFC. I mean all of

1163
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 1: the fighters. That's something with the boys at Portnoy, all

1164
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: those guys, they're all in on Patty. They're all they're

1165
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: all in on him. So Patty got his asking. But

1166
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 1: he won. Yes, judges scorecards. One score card gave it

1167
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 1: thirty seven, Like he won every round. He didn't win

1168
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: a single round. You could maybe give him one round.

1169
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: Maybe who did you fight some I don't even know

1170
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 1: his name. It doesn't matter. That's not our lunch box.

1171
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:30,720
Speaker 1: Do you score it at home? Because what I do?

1172
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: I invited random kid Cody over one time when I

1173
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 1: was big into betting, I put a thousand on Pachio,

1174
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 1: some guy with last name Gordon. I don't even know

1175
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: who he is, but Patty and I'd get a napkin

1176
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: out and i'd write it down the score. I'd learned

1177
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: how to score boxing, and i'd score it on my own,

1178
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 1: so I knew if a guy was gonna win or not.

1179
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 1: Typically they're right about on. But the score it you get,

1180
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: it's like ten. If you win around, you get nine.

1181
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 1: If you lose, you get eight. If it's a really

1182
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: dominant one, no, no no. Usually, if you went around

1183
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: I haven't done in years, you get and if you lose,

1184
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: you get nine. If you dominate, you get ten. Another

1185
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: person gets eight. Thank you. That's what I was trying

1186
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: to say to You get two points on him, yes,

1187
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 1: and and then and then when you grab his nuts,

1188
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 1: you get to the point of it. Even if he

1189
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 1: wins it and he gets a ten, he's gonna get nine. Yeah,

1190
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 1: if he gets a point taken away. It was just

1191
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 1: it was so ridiculous, and I just sat there and

1192
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, holy yes, just because you have a lot

1193
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 1: of money behind this guy and trying to hype him

1194
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 1: as the next Condor McGregor. Once he fights someone, that's

1195
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 1: like even better, this guy wasn't even good. This Gordon

1196
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: got just a regular dude. He's gonna get his ass

1197
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 1: knocked out because they kept saying the commentaries he just

1198
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: sit there. Why he's just getting hit in the face

1199
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 1: over and over again. Yeah, it's bad now. Soccer World Cup.

1200
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 1: If you guys haven't been watching, you've been missing. Amazing,

1201
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:52,919
Speaker 1: ship amazing. Watched a few What did you watch? Did

1202
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 1: you watch the Netherlands? I watched Who did they play? Yes? France?

1203
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 1: No France? Yes? Oh my god, good one man. They're

1204
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: down to oh with twelve minutes to go, and I

1205
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: had that one predicted one to one. In in regulation

1206
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: it was two to two and they score a goal

1207
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 1: two to one. Then there's forty five seconds left and

1208
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 1: they get a free kick right at the top of

1209
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 1: the box and you think, oh, they're gonna blast it.

1210
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: They're gonna blast it at the goal. They got to

1211
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: score and they set up a little three man wall

1212
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: threesome and they what's with a guy that lays behind

1213
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 1: them because that way the wall can jump and if

1214
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: they go low, it's still blocks him. It's amazing. He's

1215
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 1: laid down, that's crazy. But the Netherlands puts it in

1216
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 1: with forty five seconds to go to tie the damn

1217
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 1: game on freaking believable, Eddy, I broke my promise. I

1218
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 1: said I wasn't betting soccer. Saturday morning, we're waiting for

1219
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 1: the Christmas party family style, and I bet Portugal Christian Ronaldo.

1220
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: Last time I bet soccer, I haven't done it in years.

1221
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 1: It was minus one seventy Portugal, okay out. First of all,

1222
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 1: I bet it. Christian Ronaldo doesn't even play. He comes

1223
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 1: in like the seventieth minute. Was somebody gonna tell me

1224
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: that he got over the got bench the game before?

1225
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 1: I thought it was one game. I thought the guy

1226
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: would at least play in his final World Cup Mayne

1227
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: and then and he cried and then and guess what?

1228
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 1: Who did they play? Of his teammates seemed to walk

1229
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 1: up to him be like, hey, dude, like they're all set.

1230
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: I don't think know what anybody likes him. I think

1231
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:23,120
Speaker 1: he's an ask. Nobody does. He's an ass. The grates

1232
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 1: are all asses. Um so who would they playing? Morocco?

1233
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 1: Was it Morocco scores? They're wearing the same colors. I

1234
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 1: thought it was Portugal that scored. I was going crazy

1235
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 1: until the scoreboard went one from Morocco. Last time I

1236
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 1: ever bet soccer. They don't do white in color. They

1237
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 1: had the exact same colors. And if you look at

1238
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 1: their name up at the diamond and it has the

1239
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 1: color of the color of the diamond is what Jerseys.

1240
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,919
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, so Portugal there was a white

1241
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 1: diamond by their Morocco had green and red. Guess what jerseys?

1242
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: Oh season that was the goalie coach, So Portugal, for

1243
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: whatever reason, I thought was green and red. I thought

1244
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 1: that was the color of their country. It might be,

1245
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's confusing, it's a red. So I's

1246
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 1: totally screwed that bet up. Did they end up going

1247
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 1: down two oh to one, That's what it was. And

1248
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 1: then they tried to score at the end. Ronaldo had

1249
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 1: a couple of chances, but I didn't even need I

1250
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: needed a win, so I was rooting for two goals

1251
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: the entire game. Then dumbest idea to bet soccer. I'll

1252
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 1: hang up and listen, guys. I mean Morocco, what they've

1253
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: been able to do is just, I mean crazy. It

1254
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 1: is crazy, and I've realized now a lot of it

1255
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: is just luck. A lot of it is having a

1256
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 1: good striker. Yes, Morocco can do that because it's soccer.

1257
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 1: Even the best in the world, Christian Ronaldo didn't score,

1258
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 1: Uh did Messi? Messi is the best? Socksos socks bye

1259
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 1: bye Brazil. That's what I'm saying. Freaking believable. So it's

1260
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 1: just like the comeback kids. They they I mean, I

1261
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: will tell you that it's a lot of lucky bounces,

1262
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 1: because when you kick the ball, you don't know what

1263
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: bounces it's gonna take. It's a lot of lucky bounces.

1264
01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 1: It really is. And I'll leave it that you hang

1265
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:05,280
Speaker 1: up and listen. Yeah, it's more than they tie Croatia

1266
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 1: zero zero. So they go to the you know, extra

1267
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 1: thirty minutes, Brazil scores and you think it's over. In

1268
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,160
Speaker 1: the first fifteen minutes they score and it's like, oh

1269
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 1: is it three minutes ago? Freaking Croatia scores. Go we

1270
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: gotta be a case in Brazil. Doesn't make a damn

1271
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 1: one m How do they get all that? Did they

1272
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 1: miss them all or do they get all get blocked blocked?

1273
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 1: Miss one hit the post. I don't like how Messy

1274
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 1: does the like wait for him to jump and then

1275
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 1: just like love it. That's just stupid. It's just like hockey.

1276
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: And then't know as you want, as long as you

1277
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:45,000
Speaker 1: keep moving forward. A name, are you a little bit? Listen?

1278
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:51,439
Speaker 1: That's no name. You're the best player on Brazil? Who

1279
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:56,640
Speaker 1: is that? Hey take a penalty kick? Boy, don't be scared.

1280
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't he take a penalty kick? I guess he's scared.

1281
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: I don't want that pressure. I don't know, but Neymar

1282
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 1: never walked up to the spot and took a penalty kick.

1283
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: Then take a damn one. I don't understand. And I

1284
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,680
Speaker 1: think Brazil did score a couple. Maybe it was Spain

1285
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 1: that missed them all whenever they were in the penalty kicks.

1286
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 1: But anyway, Neymar did not take a penalty kick. Absolutely.

1287
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how your best player doesn't take a

1288
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: penalty kick. And then England France, Oh my god, the drama,

1289
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 1: the absolute drama. It was to one, yeah, and England

1290
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:30,200
Speaker 1: scores on a p K tie at one one, then

1291
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: freaking France scores again, go up to one, six minutes

1292
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:40,120
Speaker 1: to go. Penalty in the box, England going for a

1293
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 1: p K to tie the game, blocked, came steps up,

1294
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 1: does it? Socks? Blush it over the oh, blas it

1295
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 1: over the goal, completely misses the goal? Yes, and how high?

1296
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 1: I mean hi, And the announcer even said, he goes

1297
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 1: the last second, he saw the goalie guests the right way,

1298
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 1: so he tried to get more umph on it and

1299
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 1: he hit too much. Great, it was incredible. So now

1300
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: you have our Croatia and Morocco in France. And you

1301
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 1: knew Croatia has that one supermodel check. Have you seen

1302
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 1: the videos? She like goes to the games and she

1303
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 1: paints herself in a checkerboard and I mean, by far,

1304
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,280
Speaker 1: she's probably the hottest girl at the games. And she's

1305
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 1: making all kinds of media rounds and stuff and Croa.

1306
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 1: She keeps winning. They keep winning. They went to the

1307
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 1: finals last time. They are the comeback kids. They just

1308
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how they're doing it, the cardiac kids whatever,

1309
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 1: they never give. It's just it's been a phenomenal tournament.

1310
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 1: Morocco is the first African girl, the first, yeah, the

1311
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 1: first African country to make the semifinals of a World Cup.

1312
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:53,640
Speaker 1: I mean it's guys, if you're missing, if you're not watching,

1313
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:57,360
Speaker 1: you're missing. Great ship. Great lunch said, he's altering his

1314
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,800
Speaker 1: Christmas vacation so that he's gonna watch the Championship game

1315
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:03,480
Speaker 1: then go to on Christmas vacation. Where is it? I mean,

1316
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 1: when is it Sunday morning? He's gonna watch delay his

1317
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 1: trip watch the game. God forbid it goes to overtime.

1318
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 1: You're driving and then he's leaving to go. You can

1319
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,520
Speaker 1: stream it. I'll be driving, you can stream it. I

1320
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:21,280
Speaker 1: can't watch. Why I'm driving. Your wife can drive car

1321
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 1: car side on the wrong side. That's the best. When

1322
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 1: the wife's driving, you're streaming a game or something. It

1323
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 1: doesn't get better than that. Yeah, it's the best. Dude,

1324
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,840
Speaker 1: you drive, you drive, I'm watching TV. You know my

1325
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 1: wife would like to watch it. Also, who cares, dumb ass? Listen.

1326
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:45,720
Speaker 1: It makes the time go by faster, and we're and

1327
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 1: we're not altering our plans just for the World Cup

1328
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:51,479
Speaker 1: three hours go. You're in Memphis, right and the person

1329
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:54,600
Speaker 1: is driving. Oh so exhausome, Oh I barely even know

1330
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 1: we drove here. What the watched the whole first half

1331
01:08:57,080 --> 01:09:00,240
Speaker 1: of the game. Dude, travel on Sundays and put around

1332
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 1: red zone the whole time. I don't have red zone.

1333
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:05,360
Speaker 1: You can, dude, when we traveled flight home from Vegas.

1334
01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 1: Was it when Dallas lost in the playoffs? Thirteen seconds? Vegas?

1335
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:11,200
Speaker 1: Was that Vegas? That's when they're playing the Niners. I

1336
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:14,120
Speaker 1: had the Niners and me and Baser in the plane

1337
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:16,160
Speaker 1: watching it next to a random guy. That plane ride

1338
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:18,080
Speaker 1: seemed like it was ten minutes. Was actually three hours.

1339
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 1: That's right. You were supposed to be in Vegas still,

1340
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:22,120
Speaker 1: but I was watching with a random guy on the airplane,

1341
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 1: and we all watched the TV together, rooting against the

1342
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:28,640
Speaker 1: Cowboys together, probably because I was rock bottom because we

1343
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:32,639
Speaker 1: lost money, so I was hoping your Cowboys. It all

1344
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:37,920
Speaker 1: comes both circles. Bags always all right, boys, man, I

1345
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,120
Speaker 1: wish I could tell you more about Cowboys game, but

1346
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll tell you all about one. Yeah.

1347
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:44,559
Speaker 1: I just called me. When you get back and just

1348
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 1: you know, you were calling your friends and tell them

1349
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:49,680
Speaker 1: about it. Just call me Eddie, call me for how

1350
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:53,000
Speaker 1: did you get free drinks? Yeah? And then you want

1351
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 1: like like like beer's wine. Hey, the bartender goes anything

1352
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:00,800
Speaker 1: you want, like a whip it. I'm like, what do

1353
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:04,640
Speaker 1: you got all you name it? We got it? And

1354
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 1: so what did Edie asked for? And what what what

1355
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 1: you get? Told? Anything you want? What would you get?

1356
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:16,320
Speaker 1: Panty dropper, like a lemon drop? What's up panty dropping?

1357
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,800
Speaker 1: Lemon drop? What kind of bitch gets drop? Or a

1358
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 1: white T shot? I mean tim roof, you get a

1359
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:27,160
Speaker 1: trail those anything you want? Final answer, White T shot,

1360
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:34,040
Speaker 1: Mick Ultra. You've got Pappy man Winkley. So any listened.

1361
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 1: One goes you got Tito? Hey, the guy goes, we

1362
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:46,000
Speaker 1: got this boy we got Yeah, we got that. That's like,

1363
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:52,919
Speaker 1: wellth my friend, he'll have Boone's farm over there. Alright,

1364
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:58,639
Speaker 1: alright man, Happy Monday. I enjoyed the game tonight Cardinal's Patriots.

1365
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 1: Who I need to win that one? Mark keys Brown

1366
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:03,120
Speaker 1: to score me three points? I can No. I don't

1367
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,320
Speaker 1: think I'll get to buy though either either way. Yeah,

1368
01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: I folded. I I just mailed it in the out

1369
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,640
Speaker 1: of that. No. I'm gonna make the playoffs. But I

1370
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,160
Speaker 1: couldn't win this week, so I didn't even like you

1371
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:14,640
Speaker 1: didn't even want set a line up? No, oh, you

1372
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:17,599
Speaker 1: forgot to No, I didn't forget to set up the guy.

1373
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,200
Speaker 1: I had so many injuries I would have to just

1374
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:22,920
Speaker 1: drop half my roster. And I'm hoping they'll be back

1375
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,439
Speaker 1: for the playoffs. So I was just like, you know what,

1376
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:26,840
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna win either way because my quarterback got

1377
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 1: me two points. Thanks Derek Carr. That was really a great,

1378
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:33,559
Speaker 1: great game in a month. Yeah, because he's gonna hopefully

1379
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,400
Speaker 1: he'll be our special guests at the live podcast. Do

1380
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:37,160
Speaker 1: we have a special guest. We're working on it. We're

1381
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:41,479
Speaker 1: working on a warm body Eddie. Anybody, anybody? Anybody? All right? Hey,

1382
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,720
Speaker 1: last day, last day to buy your v I P

1383
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:46,840
Speaker 1: packages Sword Losers dot com. Don't miss your chance. Let's

1384
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:49,679
Speaker 1: go Coaches Convention. We'll see you later. A goodbye everyone,

1385
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:53,200
Speaker 1: and Mike leach Man hopefully get better. Private and the

1386
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:53,840
Speaker 1: Pirate Man.