WEBVTT - 9 Awesome Facts about Opossums

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to Part Time Genius, the production of Kaleidoscope

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<v Speaker 1>and iHeartRadio. Guess what gave?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that mango?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that? And apossum and apossum are two

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<v Speaker 1>completely different animals.

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<v Speaker 2>That didn't even sound like two different words.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I actually thought that as I said it,

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<v Speaker 1>But for a long time I thought it was the

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<v Speaker 1>same animal. It was just like a regional dialect difference.

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<v Speaker 1>Like depending on where you live, a groundhog is also

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<v Speaker 1>called a ground pig, or a marmot, or a woodchuck

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<v Speaker 1>or even a land.

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<v Speaker 2>Beaver land beaver. I don't know about some of those,

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<v Speaker 2>Like how much wood does a ground pig chuck? That

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't have the same ring to it now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, like trying to determine how much more

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<v Speaker 1>winter there is based on whether land beaver saw its

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<v Speaker 1>own shadow, right, Like, some words just work better than others,

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<v Speaker 1>even if it's the same animal. But back to possums

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<v Speaker 1>and opossums, it turns out they are different words with

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<v Speaker 1>different pronunciations, and they refer to two totally different animals.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And which one is it that keeps knocking over

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<v Speaker 2>my trash cans? Because you know, I want to address

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<v Speaker 2>them properly, you know, when I yell out the window

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<v Speaker 2>at them tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So that would be a possums. And those are

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that you and I are familiar with, right,

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<v Speaker 1>like those stumpy little mammals with grayish fur rat like

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<v Speaker 1>tails and pointy white faces that you sometimes see rooting

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<v Speaker 1>through your garbage. And apossums are native to the America's

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<v Speaker 1>and they actually got their name from Captain John Smith,

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<v Speaker 1>the English soldier who helped establish the Jamestown colony in Virginia.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, so John Smith named the apossum. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>that that was in my elementary.

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<v Speaker 1>School history books mine either, But in sixteen oh eight,

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<v Speaker 1>Smith wrote the first known English description of the creature,

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<v Speaker 1>and he explained that the local tribes called it an apossum,

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<v Speaker 1>which was his own phonetic approximation of this Algonquin word

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<v Speaker 1>meaning white animal.

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<v Speaker 2>And so what about possums, like, where do they live?

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently they live in Australia, But surprise, surprise, their name

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<v Speaker 1>also ties back to European exploration. So more than a

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<v Speaker 1>century after John Smith encountered a possums in the forests

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<v Speaker 1>of Virginia, a totally different group of British explorers made

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<v Speaker 1>their way to Australia and also to New Guinea, and

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<v Speaker 1>one of them was this naturalist. His name was Sir

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<v Speaker 1>Joseph Banks, and during his travels he came across an

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<v Speaker 1>animal that resembled the descriptions of American apossums. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't a perfect match, right, Like the ones in

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<v Speaker 1>Australia were smaller, they had less pointed snouts. They also

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<v Speaker 1>had big furry tales with no white on their faces.

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<v Speaker 1>So Banks just kind of adjusted the name just a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, like ever so slightly and called them possums.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so bizarre, Like, let's keep most of the name,

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<v Speaker 2>but we'll just we'll just tweak it a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>so that, you know, Will and Gabe and Mango can

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<v Speaker 2>clarify the differences between the animals on a podcast two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and fifty years later.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it really is impressive and I feel honored

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<v Speaker 1>that Sir Joseph Banks teed it up for us to

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<v Speaker 1>educate the world two hundred and fifty years later. But

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<v Speaker 1>the strange thing is that they are in fact related,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know, they are very distant branches of the

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<v Speaker 1>same family tree. That said Australian possums are actually much

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<v Speaker 1>more closely related to kangaroos than they are to a possums,

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<v Speaker 1>And on today's episode, we're actually shining a light purely

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<v Speaker 1>on a possums because these little neighbors of ours are

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<v Speaker 1>full of weird surprises and we found nine incredible facts

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<v Speaker 1>about them, so let's dive in. Hey, their podcast listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to part time genius. I am Monga's articular aka Mango,

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<v Speaker 1>and Will cannot be here today. We miss you will,

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<v Speaker 1>but stepping in to replace them is my good friend,

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<v Speaker 1>researcher for the show, writer for the show, all around

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<v Speaker 1>personality for the show gave Lucy a Hey gave Hi Mango.

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<v Speaker 1>And on the other side of that soundproof glass hanging

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<v Speaker 1>upside down from a pull up bar, that is our

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<v Speaker 1>friend and producer Dylan Fagan. And I should note that

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan hasn't actually done a pull up yet, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>guessing this is some kind of tribute to the way

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<v Speaker 1>that apossums hang upside down from their tails, right GiB.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they have those prehensile tails that let them hold

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<v Speaker 2>on to things, typically tree branches, not pull up bars.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's really only the baby apossums that hang from

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<v Speaker 2>their tails like that. Adult males can weigh up to

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<v Speaker 2>fourteen pounds, so you know, their little tails wouldn't support

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<v Speaker 2>them for very long. So come to think of it,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe they should be doing pull ups.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so weird. I feel like we've been lied

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<v Speaker 1>to by balds cartanists.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, sorry to disappoint. Adultapossums mostly use their tails

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<v Speaker 2>to stay balanced, to grip onto tree branches and carry

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<v Speaker 2>nesting materials. And while Australian possums also have big, fuzzy,

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<v Speaker 2>prehensile tails, they don't hang upside down at all, even

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<v Speaker 2>as babies.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you know a guy, right, So, Gabe, where

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to start today?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't we talk about one fact that I sometimes forget,

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<v Speaker 2>which is that a possums are not rodents. Instead, they

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<v Speaker 2>belong to that special class of mammal where the female

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<v Speaker 2>carries and nurses her young in an external pouch on

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<v Speaker 2>her abdomen. You know who I'm talking about, marsupials.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I always felt like we were cheated as

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<v Speaker 1>kids because it felt like America didn't have its own

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<v Speaker 1>marsupial right, like they were all in Australia. Or whatever else.

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<v Speaker 1>But but like it is really cool that we actually

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<v Speaker 1>have one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, yeah, it feels like when you learn

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<v Speaker 2>about marsupials in grade school. Australia really does have the

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<v Speaker 2>monopoly on all the cool critters koalas, wombats, kangaroos, a

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<v Speaker 2>whole bunch of others I can't remember. And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>apossums are kind of this weird outlier because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they aren't over there. They are actually more than one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred different species of them spread across South and Central America.

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<v Speaker 2>And they've been there for a long time too. Because

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<v Speaker 2>apossums are basically living fossils, they coexisted with the dinosaurs

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<v Speaker 2>and they've changed very little in all that time. I know, again,

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<v Speaker 2>you think you know a guy. But here in North

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<v Speaker 2>America we have a species of our own, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>the Virginia apossum.

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<v Speaker 1>So why does North America have just one species.

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<v Speaker 2>Because so far that's the only species, the only marsupial

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<v Speaker 2>that has managed to north of Mexico on its own.

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<v Speaker 2>The Virginia possum is technically a tropical species, just like

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<v Speaker 2>its southern cousins, but for whatever reason, these little guys

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<v Speaker 2>have pushed further and further north over the last few centuries.

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<v Speaker 2>They were already well established in the southeastern US by

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<v Speaker 2>the seventeenth century, as John Smith showed, and today Virginia

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<v Speaker 2>possums are found as far north as New England, the

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<v Speaker 2>Upper Midwest, and even parts of Canada.

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<v Speaker 1>So I love that tenacity, and it also feels very

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<v Speaker 1>on brand for America's marsupial.

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<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, very much. They get around. And also Virginia

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<v Speaker 2>possums are scrappy and not very particular. They'll make a

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<v Speaker 2>den just about anywhere, in trees and burrows or even

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<v Speaker 2>in abandoned buildings, and they'll eat just about anything plants, insects,

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<v Speaker 2>kitchen trash. That adaptability is allowed the species, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>to go places where a marsupial really doesn't belong.

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<v Speaker 1>I am curious, like, where don't they belong?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean pretty much anywhere with harsh winters, right, because again,

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<v Speaker 2>these are tropical mammals. They really aren't built for cold

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<v Speaker 2>temperatures like raccoons or foxes. A possum fur is thin

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<v Speaker 2>and sparse, and their tails and ears are completely hairless,

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<v Speaker 2>which you know, we find kind of gross. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>if you ever see an apossum in the springtime with

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<v Speaker 2>a stumpy tail. Cut him some slack because he just

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<v Speaker 2>survived a rough winter and he has the frostbite scars

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<v Speaker 2>to prove it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. Hopefully my next fact can drum up even more

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<v Speaker 1>goodwill for the Virginia apostlem because it's my absolute favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that apossums have thirteen nipples?

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<v Speaker 2>That is news to me?

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<v Speaker 1>I should think you might be, Ah, you might know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna admit it in public.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is the one thing I like absolutely remember

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<v Speaker 1>from mental floss. And also I remember that all those

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<v Speaker 1>nipples are arranged in a circle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that is so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Why I do want to get to the why. But

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<v Speaker 1>they also have more teeth than any other land mammal

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<v Speaker 1>in North America, which is why those brilliant smiles of

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<v Speaker 1>theirs are, you know, so spectacular and also scary. They

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<v Speaker 1>have fifty teeth all stuffed into a really small mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's eight more teeth than wolves actually have.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm going to move off teeth back to nipples.

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<v Speaker 1>How many animals have you heard of with an odd

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<v Speaker 1>number of nipples? Zero?

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm sure it makes wearing a bikini trickier, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and where would you even keep a spare nipple? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>they're all just arranged in a circle, you said, even

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<v Speaker 2>the thirteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>One, well, twelve are laid out in a circular pattern,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like the numbers on a clock, and the

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<v Speaker 1>thirteenth is actually in the center, which is obviously a

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<v Speaker 1>very strange arrangement. But also the only reason the circle

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<v Speaker 1>arrangement works is because of that external pouch, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the one that holds those infants all snugly in place

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<v Speaker 1>even when their mom is on the move. Basically, the

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen newborn apossums, which are only about the size of honeybees,

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<v Speaker 1>wedge into that pouch and latch on from all the directions.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you gotta admire the efficiency, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it does have a downside. So unlike baby

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<v Speaker 1>placental mammals, which can move around independently between feedings, apossums

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<v Speaker 1>basically remain attached to their mothers for several weeks until

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<v Speaker 1>they're old enough to wean. So even though they have

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<v Speaker 1>litters of twenty or thirty Joey's at a time, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's cool that they're called Joey's as well,

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<v Speaker 1>the most that can ever survive? Are those lucky thirteen? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>That? I mean, that's that's pretty sad when you think

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is sad. But to make up for it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you a vocab gift, which is,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, how we show our love on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently a group of living, thriving young apossums is called

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<v Speaker 1>a passel.

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<v Speaker 2>A passel of apossums. I like that. But since you

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<v Speaker 2>raise this, you know, very grim specter of apossum death,

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<v Speaker 2>I think now seems like a good time to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about the species knack for pretending to be dead. We've

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<v Speaker 2>all heard the expression playing possum, which refers to someone

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<v Speaker 2>feigning death in order to trick an opponent, and I

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<v Speaker 2>guess in this case it should actually be called playing apossum.

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<v Speaker 2>But here's the thing. Apossums aren't trying to deceive anybody

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<v Speaker 2>because they can't actually choose when they play dead. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a completely involuntary response called thanatosis or tonic immobility, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's basically their body's last ditch effort to avoid being eaten.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that you're clearing up the fact that they're

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<v Speaker 1>actually very honest creatures and they're not going to trick anyone,

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<v Speaker 1>but work exactly because you know, you think a better

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<v Speaker 1>strategy would be to like just fight or race away,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, pretty much anything but going limp right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean it works in the apossum's case because

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<v Speaker 2>many of its natural predators, like hawks and snakes, prefer

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<v Speaker 2>to feed on live prey, and they tend to lose

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<v Speaker 2>interest when one of their targets, you know, suddenly keels

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<v Speaker 2>over with its tongue hanging out, and when dealing with

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<v Speaker 2>bread who don't mind a bit of scavenging, like foxes,

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<v Speaker 2>the apossum goes a step further to repel them. It

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<v Speaker 2>actually voids its bowels and excretes a foul smelling mucus

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<v Speaker 2>so that other animals will think it's gone rancid.

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<v Speaker 1>I discuss that is so gross and so clever.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess right, yeah, I mean, it's definitely an effective

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<v Speaker 2>defense system, you know, whether the apossum knows it or not.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's also kind of risky. For instance, an a

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<v Speaker 2>possum's catatonic state can last up to four hours, which is,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, more than enough time for a less picky

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<v Speaker 2>predator to find them. Not to mention there are lots

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<v Speaker 2>of unlucky ones that play dead in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>the road, and the odds of them waking up before

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<v Speaker 2>a car comes along or slimmed to none. And that's

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<v Speaker 2>a big reason why Virginia apossums only live about two

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<v Speaker 2>years in the wild on average versus ten years in captivity.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, it is sad to think about, but

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<v Speaker 1>I bet a lot of people are mostly familiar with

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<v Speaker 1>the possums as roadkill, right, Dylan, Actually, before this episode,

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<v Speaker 1>pitch me on making a PTG bumper sticker that says

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<v Speaker 1>true patriots break for America's only native marsupial. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what he was talking about before, but now I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I would slap that sticker on my car

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<v Speaker 1>for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that reminds me. Have you heard the old

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<v Speaker 2>Southern joke about planked possum aka possum treat? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm from Delaware, so no, Yeah, fair enough, So that's

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<v Speaker 2>a no.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So this joke is basically, you know, plays on the

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<v Speaker 2>idea that a possum meat isn't that tasty to most people.

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<v Speaker 2>MU probably relate, And it's basically this long winded recipe

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<v Speaker 2>about how to roast an apossum on a wooden board.

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<v Speaker 2>So it goes through all these detailed steps like how

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<v Speaker 2>to make a special glaze and how to parboil this

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<v Speaker 2>like hyper specific yam from East Texas. You gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>that yam. And then the last step, you know, which

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<v Speaker 2>is also the punchline, is that you throw out the

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<v Speaker 2>apossum and eat the board instead.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the whole switch through. I got it. Whatever apossum's

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<v Speaker 1>lack and tastiness, they more than makeup for in other ways.

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<v Speaker 1>For instance, did you know that they have secret powers

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<v Speaker 1>of immunity or that one of them was pretty enough

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<v Speaker 1>to be issued an official pardon by a North Carolina governor.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to be talking about both of those after

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<v Speaker 1>a quick break, so don't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there are a million ways to get in touch,

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<v Speaker 1>so it feels like people have no excuses, right, I know, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Pick your favorite and uh yeah reach out all right

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<v Speaker 2>and I goo, let's go back to your teas. Before

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<v Speaker 2>the break, you said a possums have some crazy kind

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<v Speaker 2>of immunity. So what are we talking here? Diplomatic tribal?

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<v Speaker 1>What do they got? So what I was talking about

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<v Speaker 1>actually is this incredible adaptive immunity that makes the possums

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<v Speaker 1>kind of unaffected by animal venom. There is a special

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<v Speaker 1>protein in their blood that completely neutralizes toxic components, and

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<v Speaker 1>it allows an a possum to survive a bite or

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<v Speaker 1>a sting that might otherwise kill an animal its size.

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<v Speaker 1>The trait is especially useful when squaring off against dangerous

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<v Speaker 1>snakes like copper heads and water moccasins, but it is

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<v Speaker 1>also handy for warding off the venomous stings of things

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<v Speaker 1>like honeybees or scorpions.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a much cooler trick than like pretending to

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<v Speaker 2>be dead.

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<v Speaker 1>And oozing goo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, completely, But how did they become immune to venom

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<v Speaker 2>What was it? Because they were, you know, attacked all

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<v Speaker 2>the time by venomous snakes or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that definitely is one theory, but researchers aren't

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<v Speaker 1>completely sure. Somethink that possums immunity is actually more about

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<v Speaker 1>offense than defense, and in that scenario, they would have

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<v Speaker 1>evolved immunity for the sake of expanding their diet. Right, So,

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<v Speaker 1>despite what you might think of possums, you know, they're scavengers,

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<v Speaker 1>but they also eat a lot of rattle snakes, honey bees, scorpions,

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<v Speaker 1>so it kind of makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I mean that definitely works in our favor too, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Like always nice to have fewer rattle snakes and scorpions

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<v Speaker 2>prowling around the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And possums are a big help with things like

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<v Speaker 1>population control, not just with venomous species. They're also great

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<v Speaker 1>for like clearing out past like garden slugs or cockroaches ticks.

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<v Speaker 1>They help beautified landscape by eating things like rotten fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>They're essentially living vacuum cleaners for cities and suburbs and

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<v Speaker 1>they really will just hoover up just about anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't you write a poem about or two in apossum

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<v Speaker 2>a few years back, like some kind of owed to

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<v Speaker 2>the apostlem, you remember, Yeah, it was for a show

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<v Speaker 2>I did called Humans Growing Stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And this was way back in COVID lockdown. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like three am in Brooklyn, and Lizzie and I heard

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<v Speaker 1>this weird shuffling outside and we were like, is that

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<v Speaker 1>a big cat or a person? There's a sound on

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<v Speaker 1>this little balcony that's above our bedroom, right, so so

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<v Speaker 1>like you could hear this like clomping around, and then

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<v Speaker 1>it sort of quietly, not so quietly, came down these

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<v Speaker 1>metal outdoor stairs, and so it kind of felt like

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<v Speaker 1>we were in this bad horror movie. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we'd both been startled and we didn't know what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's three am, so I'm just kind of tracking

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<v Speaker 1>the sounds, and then I peeked out the window with

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<v Speaker 1>my light and I just saw this goofy looking like

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<v Speaker 1>pretty big possum with all these pointy chompers, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was definitely taken.

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<v Speaker 2>Aback, I bet, but Mango, there's no getting away from it.

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<v Speaker 1>The poem please, Yeah, so on the show, I presented

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<v Speaker 1>this with hand drums, sort of beat poetry style. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I called it poetry corner, but I just pulled

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<v Speaker 1>up the text of this. So this poem is called

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<v Speaker 1>quote an apology to the apossum in my garden who

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<v Speaker 1>made me shriek today loudly at three am in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna read it for you now. I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>that when I saw you, I screamed and showed you away.

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<v Speaker 1>But now that I know you feast on slugs, please

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<v Speaker 1>help yourself to the buffet.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, beautiful, beautiful, I'm gonna snap so dumb, does

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<v Speaker 2>your garden have a lot of slugs?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean when it rains like it actually has so

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<v Speaker 1>many of them. I've never experienced anything like it. And

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<v Speaker 1>I also never assumed, like of all places will be

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<v Speaker 1>slug filled, but you end up with like beautiful birds

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<v Speaker 1>coming through as a result, and I guess also possums.

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<v Speaker 1>But before we move on, I want to mention one

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<v Speaker 1>other possum trait that we should all be grateful for,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is its low body temperature. So as marsupials,

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<v Speaker 1>the possums run a little bit cooler than other mammals.

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<v Speaker 1>So while the normal body temperature for a human ranges

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<v Speaker 1>between ninety seven and ninety nine degrees fahrenheit, and the

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<v Speaker 1>possums can be as low as ninety four degrees fahrenheit.

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<v Speaker 2>And why is that something to be thankful for?

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently, the difference of a few degrees makes it much

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<v Speaker 1>harder for an apossum to contract rabies, which you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of remarkable. The virus just can't survive for

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<v Speaker 1>that long and a body that cold, and that means

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<v Speaker 1>it's extremely unlikely that you'll ever cross paths with an

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<v Speaker 1>infected apossum. That said, if you do encounter a wild apossum,

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<v Speaker 1>you should still keep your distance. You know, they aren't

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<v Speaker 1>aggressive by nature, but they're safe than than sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, a good reminder not to go out and

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<v Speaker 2>hug an apossum, no matter how cuddly they look, even

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<v Speaker 2>though you know you might want to. After I tell

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<v Speaker 2>you about the apossum's trademark display of affection, which is

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<v Speaker 2>something called slubbing. Have you heard of it?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I try to keep up on all the

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<v Speaker 1>new apossum lego, but I've never heard of slubbing, So

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<v Speaker 1>tell me about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, The word itself is short for slobber rubbing, and

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<v Speaker 2>that pretty much tells you all you need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>Opossums will lick an object or sometimes a person that

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<v Speaker 2>they like, and then forcefully rub against it with their chin.

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<v Speaker 2>If you ever see this in action, it is gross

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<v Speaker 2>and funny and oddly charming. There are plenty of videos

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<v Speaker 2>out there, but keep in mind you will come across

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<v Speaker 2>titles like quote apossum can't stop slubbing his mom and

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<v Speaker 2>just you know, go ahead and click through. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm both grateful for the link and for the warning,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm curious you said this was a show of affection.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds more like it's marking territory.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a bit of both, really wild. The possums might

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<v Speaker 2>slub to mark their territory and leave behind their scent

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<v Speaker 2>for potential mates, while the possums in captivity generally slub

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<v Speaker 2>their favorite toys or caregivers. In either case, slobber rubbing

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<v Speaker 2>is a way for a possums to claim something they

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<v Speaker 2>like as theirs, and when you think about it, the

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<v Speaker 2>behavior isn't that unusual. Cats do something very similar called bunting,

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<v Speaker 2>which is when they rub their faces on things to

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<v Speaker 2>claim ownership and express affection. The apossum version just involves

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<v Speaker 2>you know, way more saliva.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, speaking of ways to show affection, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>circle back to this other story. It teast earlier and

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<v Speaker 1>it's the one about the apossum who was pardoned by

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<v Speaker 1>a governor. So this story starts back in nineteen seventy

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<v Speaker 1>when a male apossum named Slowpoke won the Prettiest Possum

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<v Speaker 1>Award at the National Hollerin Contest in Spivey's Corner, North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 2>What a sentence and prettiest possum I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's how the day starts. But the main

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<v Speaker 1>event that day was the second annual Field holler In Contest,

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<v Speaker 1>where local farmers competed to give the best yell or yodel.

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<v Speaker 1>But back to the prettiest possum. So slow Poke just

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<v Speaker 1>cruises to victory, right, just eases right in there, because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, slow Poke, he is unusual. He's got this

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<v Speaker 1>all white coat and it's impressive. He's got a fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>inch tail that is just too much to compete with. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>he is a butte and as a prize, he and

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<v Speaker 1>the other human contest winners get this private meet and

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<v Speaker 1>greet with North Carolina's governor, Bob Scott.

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<v Speaker 2>Feels like slow Poke, you know, probably would have preferred

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<v Speaker 2>a bag of crickets or something to a meet and greet,

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<v Speaker 2>But okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it also would have been a better idea

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<v Speaker 1>to give him crickets because Bob Scott was an unapologetic

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<v Speaker 1>possum eater. Now one of the other winners, the newly

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<v Speaker 1>crowned possum Queen, Margaret and Wilkes, happened to mention that

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<v Speaker 1>she had never tasted a possum. So the governor said

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<v Speaker 1>he would remedy that by hosting a banquet for her

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<v Speaker 1>at the executive mansion, with poor little slow Poke being

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<v Speaker 1>served as the main course.

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<v Speaker 2>No, and everyone was okay with that, like serving up

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<v Speaker 2>the prettiest possum on a plate.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not really so. For weeks after the plan had

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<v Speaker 1>come out, people wrote angry letters to their local newspapers

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<v Speaker 1>insisting that the Democratic governor call off his twisted dinner party.

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<v Speaker 1>And the backlash wasn't just from private citizens and employed.

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<v Speaker 1>The state Department of Conservation and Development also registered his disapproval, wrote, quote,

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<v Speaker 1>Slowpoke has been subjected to such inanimal like treatment as

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<v Speaker 1>being given a bath every other day in certified milk

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<v Speaker 1>and having his toenails polished. And I might add that

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<v Speaker 1>unless Governor Scott comes up with a substitute meal, I

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<v Speaker 1>fear our entire street will vote Republican in the next election. Wow. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>after more than a month of public pressure, the governor

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<v Speaker 1>finally holds this press event in Capitol Square. He announces

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<v Speaker 1>that slow Poke would not be eaten and would instead

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<v Speaker 1>receive a full, unconditional pardon.

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<v Speaker 2>So let me get this straight. Slow Poke's crime was

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<v Speaker 2>winning a beauty contest, and he was pardoned from being

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<v Speaker 2>eaten by the governor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But Governor Scott was quick to double down after

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<v Speaker 1>the ceremony, telling reporters I shall not be thwarted in

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<v Speaker 1>my appetite from bossalom. I just want to let everyone know.

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<v Speaker 1>And then a few years later he followed through on

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<v Speaker 1>that by serving possum at a black Tide dinner. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>but you will be happy to hear that slow Poke

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<v Speaker 1>did not wind up on the Governor's dinner table. He

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<v Speaker 1>got to live out the rest of his life in

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<v Speaker 1>peace and quiet at Raven Rock State Park. No One

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<v Speaker 1>painted his toenails ever again, and he died a free,

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<v Speaker 1>unroasted possum.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, here's the slow poke, and you know, interestingly enough,

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<v Speaker 2>Governor Scott was not the only American politician to proudly

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<v Speaker 2>feast on possum meat. Multiple presidents were known to sample

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<v Speaker 2>the dish at one time or another, but the most

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<v Speaker 2>frequent offender in that regard was our old buddy William Taft,

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<v Speaker 2>who famously attended a possum and Tater's feast two months

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<v Speaker 2>before his inauguration. The event was hosted in early nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>oh nine by the Atlanta Chamber of Commerce, and the

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<v Speaker 2>main course was requested by Taft himself. His choice of

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<v Speaker 2>possum was basically a nod and a plea to the

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<v Speaker 2>Southern States, which had voted overwhelmingly against him. It's unclear

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<v Speaker 2>how many new supporters he won that night, but if

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<v Speaker 2>nothing else, Taff seemed to enjoy the meal. According to

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<v Speaker 2>the Associated Press quote, after several helpings to the dish,

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<v Speaker 2>mister Taft received a message from a doctor sitting nearby

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<v Speaker 2>telling him to be careful, but he paid no attention

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<v Speaker 2>to the warning. Soon there was only a shattered wreck

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<v Speaker 2>remaining of the eighteen pound Billy possum that was toted

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<v Speaker 2>up to mister Taft's table.

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<v Speaker 1>That is insane. Eighteen pounds is a lot of meat,

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<v Speaker 1>let alone possum meat. But uh, who named this possum Billy?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the thing. Billy Possum was a nickname for

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<v Speaker 2>William Taft. The hunting exploits of his predecessor, Teddy Roosevelt

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<v Speaker 2>had inspired the creation of the Teddy Bear, and in

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<v Speaker 2>the lead up to Taft's Possum Supper, a cartoonist named

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<v Speaker 2>Lewis Greg joke that Teddy bears would now be supplanted

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<v Speaker 2>by Billy possums as the nation's new favorite toy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing, and I always love when someone tries to

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<v Speaker 1>capitalize on someone else's more authentic trend. But I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the Teddy Bear was named that because

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<v Speaker 1>Roosevelt supposedly like spared the life of a bear, but

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<v Speaker 1>in task case, he devours this eighteen pound namesake and

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<v Speaker 1>a fancy dinner party that is not endearing in the least.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not the same thing, And that's sort of

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<v Speaker 2>the joke Greg was trying to make. Wouldn't it be ridiculous?

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<v Speaker 2>If kids started cuddling up with stuffed possums just because

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<v Speaker 2>the new An eight one. And you know, since the

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<v Speaker 2>cartoon was published just five days before the banquet, it

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<v Speaker 2>was still on everybody's mind that night, so much so

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<v Speaker 2>that Taft was actually presented with his very own Billy

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<v Speaker 2>possum stuffed animal after the meal. Again, it was meant

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<v Speaker 2>as a joke, but once word got out, there was

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<v Speaker 2>this mad dash among toy companies to capitalize on what

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<v Speaker 2>they assumed would be the hot new craze. So by

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the month, the newly formed Georgia Billy

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<v Speaker 2>Possum Company was cranking out thousands of stuffed to possums

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<v Speaker 2>in three different sizes, And by that summer, the German

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<v Speaker 2>toy company Stife, which had popularized the Teddy Bear, had

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<v Speaker 2>hopped on the bandwagon and released its own Billy possum.

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<v Speaker 1>That's interesting that the company behind the Teddy Bear I

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<v Speaker 1>got on board. So did this whole thing take off?

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<v Speaker 2>No sales were abysmal, and the whole thing was deemed

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<v Speaker 2>a failure by late July. Richard Stife, the nephew of

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<v Speaker 2>the company's founder, later admitted that they never actually had

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<v Speaker 2>faith in the product, saying, quote, I don't believe in

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<v Speaker 2>mixing toys and politics, but they kept at me to

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<v Speaker 2>make the Billy Possum, and then nobody wanted it. The

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<v Speaker 2>American youngster instinctively turns away from what is ugly or grotesque.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the trouble. It was too ugly an animal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I guess they never met Slopo, who was

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<v Speaker 1>obviously a supermodel of the species. From everything I've read about.

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<v Speaker 2>It, that's right, prettiest possum. But don't feel too bad

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<v Speaker 2>for old Billy. He lived on throughout Taff's presidency and

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<v Speaker 2>songs and postcards, and because his toy was produced in

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<v Speaker 2>such low numbers, even one in rough shape is worth

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<v Speaker 2>thousands of dollars today. So even though he did not

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<v Speaker 2>prove a worthy successor to the Teddy Bear, he still

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<v Speaker 2>has his fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I am one of them. And since this episode

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<v Speaker 1>is all about celebrating the misunderstood majesty of these little

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<v Speaker 1>underdogs or under possums, I want to close us out

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<v Speaker 1>by spotlighting a town that does exactly that each and

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<v Speaker 1>every New Year's Eve, and Gabe as a somewhat southern gentleman,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean Maryland, Tennessee, etcetera. Accounts as the South. Right. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I assume you're familiar with the annual possum drop that

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<v Speaker 1>takes place in Tallipalooza, Georgia. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, I highlighted on my year. Yeah no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Well, first of all, it's really more of an

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<v Speaker 1>a possum lowering than a possum drop, and the animal

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<v Speaker 1>in question has actually been dead for decades.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you're really selling this.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe not, but it's definitely not as bad as it sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>So Tallapoosa was originally known as Possum Snout, and this

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<v Speaker 1>was because of its abundance of a possums. And now

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<v Speaker 1>the town celebrates that possum rich history every year by

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<v Speaker 1>lowering a taxidermy to possum named Spencer from the roof

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<v Speaker 1>of a local law office. And it is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>have a sweet take on the New Year's Eve ball drop, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And I guess the tradition started in the mid nineteen nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>This is when the town officials decided to create their

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<v Speaker 1>own New Year's Eve event, inspired by the town's old name. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>the organizers asked the town's residential taxidermists Bud and Jackie

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<v Speaker 1>Jones if they had mounted apossums that they could spare,

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<v Speaker 1>and not surprisingly, they did so. The couple had found

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<v Speaker 1>the poor little dead guy on the side of the

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<v Speaker 1>road many many years ago and had taken to calling

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<v Speaker 1>him Spencer in honor of Ralph Spencer, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>towns founding businessmen. Now, the inaugural Possum Drop was attended

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<v Speaker 1>by only about forty people, but it since expanded into

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<v Speaker 1>a city wide event. It has live music carnivalized. The

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<v Speaker 1>estimated crowd at last year's drop was well over thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>thousand people, which is more than four times the town's population.

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<v Speaker 1>People actually come from all over the country to watch

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<v Speaker 1>Spencer's yearly descent in his lighted countdown ball. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should think about going next year. But

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<v Speaker 1>while Billy Possum didn't win over the people's hearts and minds,

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<v Speaker 1>Tallapoosa's stuffed apossum certainly has.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that. And you know, twenty twenty six is

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<v Speaker 2>technically the year of the Horse, right according to the

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<v Speaker 2>Chinese zodiac. But after that story, I'm thinking we should

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<v Speaker 2>buck the system and declare it the year of the Apossum.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think you with me? Since you introduced

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<v Speaker 1>us to Billy Possum and the wonders of slubbing. I

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<v Speaker 1>am going to give you today's trophy.

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<v Speaker 2>And look at that. You got it engraved and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Gabe Lucy a Possum Queen twenty twenty six. This is

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<v Speaker 2>going right up on the mantle. Thank you, Mango.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that is it for today's episode. We have a

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<v Speaker 1>question for you out there. If you want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>so much for listening. Part Time Genius is a production

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<v Speaker 1>pal Will Pearson, who I've known for almost three decades now.

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<v Speaker 1>That is insane to me. I'm the other co host,

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<v Speaker 1>actually a super producer. I'm going to fix that in post.

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