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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Rob Barker, Bob Barker's way less successful brother.

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Speaker 1: He had a very good career, Bob Barker. But I'm

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Speaker 1: Rob Barker and I host the show's Stupid Internet Questions,

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Speaker 1: where we discussed the stupid things that's being argued about

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Speaker 1: on the Internet today. I'm Rob Barker and I still

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Speaker 1: live in an apartment. It is time for stupid Internet questions.

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Speaker 1: What question is being asked on the Internet and debated

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Speaker 1: by the entire world? And today's a stupid Internet question?

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Speaker 1: Is this is water wet? Discuss it's water wet? Because

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Speaker 1: my daughter, who's sixteen, decided to tell me that water

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Speaker 1: isn't wet, isn't wet? And I'm like, whoa, I feel

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Speaker 1: like you're wrong, But you also are in school right now,

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Speaker 1: and it's been a long time since I've bet I

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Speaker 1: agree with her. Why though, nothing is wet until you

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Speaker 1: put water on it. It's like saying makeup isn't makeup

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Speaker 1: until you put it on someone's face. Don't make up

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Speaker 1: you had an actual, factual scientific do you bright in

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Speaker 1: the middle of stupid Internet questions. I'm your host. Ryan

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Speaker 1: Seacrest ends this is stupid internet questions. Today we're asking

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Speaker 1: the question, is water wet? Call us up eighty eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one six one text in four one

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Speaker 1: o six one way in on the conversation on social

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Speaker 1: media at the Jebel Show, Jebil Seacrest. If water gets

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Speaker 1: things wet, wouldn't water get itself wet? Right? Isn't it?

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Speaker 1: What to begin with? If I have honey on my hands,

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Speaker 1: probably getting in the honeypot when I shouldn't. Also, your

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Speaker 1: comparisons are my head, honey on my hands, and I

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Speaker 1: touched myself. I'm getting honey on myself, So same thing.

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Speaker 1: If the water's wet, it's touching itself getting itself wet.

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Speaker 1: The first thing I just googled it is water wet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And the first thing that comes up is from science line.

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Speaker 1: If we define wet as made of liquid or moisture,

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Speaker 1: then water is definitely wet because it is made of liquid.

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Speaker 1: And in this sense, all liquids are wet because they

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Speaker 1: are all made of liquids. Thank you is the Jewel Show?

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Speaker 1: Who's this Abbie? All right, Debbie, It's todays stupid Internet question.

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Speaker 1: Is water wet? Go yet? Yet? That's wrong? And I

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Speaker 1: have the perfect argument. If something is waterproof and it

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Speaker 1: gets water on it, it is not wet. The thing

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Speaker 1: that is has the water on it is not wet.

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Speaker 1: It's waterproof. Waterproof doesn't mean that it's not wet. They

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Speaker 1: are in the product that's making water, not and that Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that means the thing that the water was on is

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Speaker 1: not getting wet, not the water. We're talking about water

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Speaker 1: being wet. If you're just joining us, you're right in

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Speaker 1: the middle of stupid Internet questions, the game show that's

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Speaker 1: taking the entire world by storm. I'm Ron Tonkler, and

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Speaker 1: this is stupid Internet questions. Today's question that's burning a

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Speaker 1: hole in everyone's mind. Is this is water wet? Call

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Speaker 1: us up eight three four three one six one text

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Speaker 1: in four one oh six one. I'm Ron Tonkler. This

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Speaker 1: is stupid Internet questions. Is this this is Daniel Entry?

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Speaker 1: Is water actually wet? I don't know? Yes it is? Yes, Okay, no, no,

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Speaker 1: she said she didn't know. You know, right now you

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Speaker 1: have everybody all ganging up against me. But one day

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Speaker 1: been it hop in that's our producer. Is water wetter dry?

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Speaker 1: What is wet? Brad really coming in here with his

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Speaker 1: glasses on today, probably because he knew we were going

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Speaker 1: to have this argument. He was prepping at home, getting

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Speaker 1: ready for the debate. Christian leave. My sixteen year old

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Speaker 1: daughter tries top of that water is dry. So basically,

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Speaker 1: you have the same opinion as my sixteen year old daughter.

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Speaker 1: And Bella is also my sixteen year old stepdaughter, and

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what it is. She likes to argue

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Speaker 1: So you're taking the side of her. Well, the only

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Speaker 1: I agree with Bella. And there you go. That's why

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Speaker 1: you never know what you're gonna get when you listen

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Speaker 1: to stupid Internet question James, the game show that's taking

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Speaker 1: the entire country by storm. I'm Dirk Burglar, and this

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Speaker 1: is stupid Internet questions. If you're just tuning in for

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet questions, we're asking the question that the entire

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Speaker 1: world is wondering today, and that question is this is

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Speaker 1: water wet? I'm Dirt Burglar. Back to the phones. Was

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Speaker 1: this Lisa Hester? Lisa Hester, is water actually wet? Let

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Speaker 1: it go with no, yes, yeah, no, Executive Britisher Brad Paige,

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Speaker 1: you to call in shut. Why do you think it

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Speaker 1: is not wet? I recently heard that when you get

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Speaker 1: mole killed. You know what? I heard that too, because

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Speaker 1: what's a verb? Hit us up? Let us know what

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Speaker 1: your answer is? Your phone prank happens every single hour

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Speaker 1: on the twenties or next one is coming up in

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes. It's the Jewel Show. Now it's

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Speaker 1: time for another awkward married moment from Jewel and Alex Frush.

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Speaker 1: There's a plus sister further. Oh mother damn. I looked everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's on the top shelf and there's

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Speaker 1: Like where the true I don't know. I look there

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Speaker 1: where over there? Literally, I'm like I can go look too,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't. Oh my god, plants over I'm like, go, hey,

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Speaker 1: look there. It is so frustrating. The Jewil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone frame day. Mornings. That's twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from Airlines and

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Mark. Yes, I'm hoping you seund

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Speaker 1: my luggage. Yeah, that's why i'm calling. I'm calling in

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Speaker 1: regards to the lost luggage that you you had an

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Speaker 1: issue with. Yes, yes, but I did. Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for calling back. I hope you found it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's exactly why I'm calling. Is because you've been trying

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Speaker 1: to get in contact with us, and I know you've

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Speaker 1: talked to a few people. You've also been very active

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Speaker 1: on the Twitter machine talking about the airline and how

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Speaker 1: I lost your bag and that kind of stuff. So

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Speaker 1: I just calling you to talk about that for a minute,

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Speaker 1: all right, So you still don't have my bag? Is

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Speaker 1: that what you're saying? No, I was just calling to say,

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Speaker 1: you know, we've seen your tweets, and I was more

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Speaker 1: calling you to say, put up a shut up what

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. That's not a very good customer

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Speaker 1: service move, is it. But your tweets aren't very nice,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm personally offended by them. The airline

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Speaker 1: is personally offended, and I handle the social media and

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Speaker 1: I've seen all of the tweetses that you've been making

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Speaker 1: about your lost bag, and that's why I'm saying, put

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Speaker 1: up or shut up? Well, how dare you talk to

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Speaker 1: me that way? I'm a customer. How dare you go

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Speaker 1: spreading fake news about how we're losing bags. You did

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Speaker 1: lose my bag, that's beside the point to lose my bag.

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Speaker 1: I've gone through every channel to get my bags back,

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Speaker 1: Twitter and I started to tweeting about it. I know,

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Speaker 1: I've seen the tweets. Good, I'm glad you did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so where in my bags? Uh? Well, I've got to

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Speaker 1: next to me at my desk. You have my bag

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Speaker 1: next to you, right next to me. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: you're saying. Got your whole name on it, your address,

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Speaker 1: and your phone number right on the little tag there.

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Speaker 1: We'll good, We'll send it. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: You take your tweets down. You're kidding me. Do you

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Speaker 1: have any idea how much I've paid to get this

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Speaker 1: You know how much I paid for my kung food

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Speaker 1: classes there do you what does that have to do

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Speaker 1: with any I might not know karate, but I know

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Speaker 1: crazy well. I guess I know karate now because I

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Speaker 1: paid for it. Anyway, I'll come over there and I'll

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Speaker 1: karate chopping your bartery can write your neck. Let me

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Speaker 1: talk to your supervisor. I've had with you. Let me

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Speaker 1: talk to you. Why don't you tweet them? You're still

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Speaker 1: active on the little Twitter machine talking about how people

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Speaker 1: are losing your bags when we haven't lost that many bags.

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Speaker 1: We may have lost your bag, but you're out there

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Speaker 1: talking all this. You want to step outside. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe what I'm hearing. Can't believe that this is from

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Speaker 1: your company. I just I want You're like Carolines. Why

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Speaker 1: can't you believe that we punch people on the face

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Speaker 1: all the time, and I have half of mine to

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Speaker 1: the nose where the airline wish what we do? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I wish you would deliver it personally because I got

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Speaker 1: a couple of things I like to do to you.

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Speaker 1: Pal Oh, yeah, like what I can't believe white hot mouth?

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Speaker 1: What did you say? You heard me, I'll smack you

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Speaker 1: right in your little white hot mouth. Let me talk

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Speaker 1: to keep these pants on that I've been wearing from

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Speaker 1: your bag. They're comfy. That's nice little yoga pants in

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Speaker 1: their stretchy. Okay, okay, this is got to be fake.

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Speaker 1: I've said the tweets, and then you get on the

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Speaker 1: It's it's super fake. And now that's gonna start. Cohen

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Speaker 1: the higher rest in your company, Pa, I don't know

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Speaker 1: how long you've been working there. You're not gonna be

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Speaker 1: working there. I don't work there at all. Of that,

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Speaker 1: I don't work. I don't work in the airline at all.

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Speaker 1: Quit saying that. What aren't you calling from the air

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Speaker 1: I'm not well then, I've always wanted to be an

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Speaker 1: airline employee, and I'm mad about it. What is what

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Speaker 1: actually jewel from the jewel store doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you though, Oh do your girlfriend j the Jebel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand? First day follow up? Time for your

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Speaker 1: brand new first day and follow up? And Todd is

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Todd went on a date with a

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Speaker 1: woman named Sally, and now Sally is nowhere to be found. Todd,

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Speaker 1: your date, where did you meet Sally? We met on Facebook?

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Speaker 1: You like sent me a friend request, and dude, it

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Speaker 1: we started talking. So, you know me personally, I was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: God sent me an angel in my DM, God send

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Speaker 1: me an angel heavens good girl? Pretty good? Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was actually all American idol. And how long has it

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Speaker 1: been since you heard from your angel? Um? Like two weeks? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: two weeks. I mean, so we went on a date,

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Speaker 1: like we were talking for a couple of weeks, you know,

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Speaker 1: guess she deleted it. I don't. Yeah, it's given blocked.

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Speaker 1: I wonder why, though, What did you guys do for

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Speaker 1: get along? It went crazy? I mean it went good.

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Speaker 1: Nobody knows who you are, so you're you're anonymous. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: a cheater segment gives me massive anxiety, but I'm super

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Speaker 1: addictive to listening to it. I just yes, it's really

420
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Speaker 1: messed up, like story. It gives me massive anxiety, and

421
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,360
Speaker 1: it kind of like ruins my day because it's like

422
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Speaker 1: I know, I know, and I'm like my husband will

423
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Speaker 1: come home and be like, oh my gosh, I have

424
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Speaker 1: no idea what it was. On the road, He's like, okay,

425
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 1: what is it. I'm like, it's been bothering me all day.

426
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 1: This guy did this? Okay, all right, So okay, So

427
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 1: for the other one, my husband likes to share me.

428
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:57,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah cool, so is Alex. Okay, that's

429
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: why she's calling to be there when this happens. Or yeah, yeah,

430
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: it's more like the like vixen, not the cuphold, Like

431
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: it's more legally involved. He's not like not like ridiculing

432
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: or anything like that. Like he's he likes to be

433
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: involved in. Okay, how long? How long have you guys

434
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: been doing that in your marriage? Oh? Um, I'm super

435
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 1: excited here. Well, we started out like women threesome because

436
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 1: I'm bisexual, So we did like a lot of threesomes

437
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 1: with women and then um, he brought us up I

438
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 1: don't know, probably like three years ago and then we

439
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: kind of took a break. Wait a minute, So it

440
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Speaker 1: hasn't been with a dude, No, it has. We have Okay,

441
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, yeah, no, no, like three times and

442
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: we're supposed to set another one up soon. I have

443
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Speaker 1: a question, how how do you find your thirds? Like?

444
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: Where do you go look for these people? So part

445
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: that's the hard part because you don't have as much

446
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: luck like going out I mean per se um. So

447
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: there's a couple of websites that are like based off

448
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: of like different fetishes and they have, you know, different

449
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: categories and you can put up what you're looking for

450
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: and if they like what you're looking for, then they

451
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 1: message you. Apps are also a hot tip. You can

452
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: use other apps too, and then just be like, hey,

453
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: this is what we're doing. Yeah, I don't know they're interested.

454
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: Hey are you interested? Why we're here? Well I thought

455
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: about doing like the tender thing, and I tried dolinding

456
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: a couple apps, but you know, they want you to pay,

457
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: and you know it's funny. You know it's fun now,

458
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: is um? I think it was on it was tender.

459
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: Alex was like, well, this guy's kind of cute, and

460
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 1: she showed to me. I was like, oh, that's my

461
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: friend RC. I actually knew the guy. You messenged her

462
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: and then she was like, hey, I think you know

463
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: where and then he stopped messaging here. Well you and

464
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 1: your hubb you have a good to them. Yeah, thanks

465
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: for telling us. Oh yeah, thanks for your jour little secret.

466
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Speaker 1: Love you guys. Yea. The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome

467
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Speaker 1: to the i n N, The Idiot News Network where

468
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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. They report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Thursday seventh, twenty two, I'm Jewil Fresh, and we

470
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: have a caller on the phone who says they're on

471
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Speaker 1: location somewhere and they just had to break in and

472
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Speaker 1: give us a special News Report. So our listener, Angel

473
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 1: is on location somewhere than now by here at your

474
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Speaker 1: house right now? Okay, And what's the story about your

475
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: house right now? Angel? I don't know if you guys

476
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: have noticed or not, but there's been a lot of

477
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: people who are driving through the front of stuff. Yes, oh, yes,

478
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: there's been a ton of there's lots of that going on.

479
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: There is a lot And did you drive through the

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00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: front of something? Angel? What's the story by your house

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00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: right now? This is live local late breaking on the

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Speaker 1: I n N. First time ever a caller is called up.

483
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Speaker 1: Is that I need to get on the I n

484
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Speaker 1: N right now. And the reason I wanted to be

485
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 1: on the I NN today because I have a sixteen

486
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 1: year old that's just learning to drive. His name is Roger,

487
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: and he's sitting next to me right now. And this

488
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: dumbass drove through the front of a seven eleven yesterday.

489
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: No you wow? Are There's so many people driving through

490
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,640
Speaker 1: things and that's a way at least you can give

491
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: him crap about it. And you sound like you're in

492
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Speaker 1: a good d Angel. Is there anything else you'd like

493
00:27:53,160 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: to add on this story? Dumb ass? The I n

494
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Speaker 1: N News network where idiots aren't just in the news,

495
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: they call up and call their kids dumbasters. For the

496
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: next story of the day, let's just talk about how

497
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Speaker 1: many people are actually driving through things. If you own

498
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Speaker 1: a bulldozer or have rented a U haul in the

499
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: last week or so, then the police might be looking

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00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 1: for you. People. Has anybody's seen what's gone on the

501
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,959
Speaker 1: past couple of days, weeks, the past couple of months. Actually,

502
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: Christian was the first person to report somebody taking a Bobcat,

503
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: not the actual animal, Bobcat, a bobcat like the construction

504
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: vehicle and stealing ATMs. Right, either there's copycats out there

505
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: or it's the same people, but they just use a

506
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Speaker 1: bulldozer to not rob an ATM. This time they actually

507
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: used a bulldozer to rob from a dispensary in bulldoze

508
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: the front doors and then just took a bunch of

509
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Speaker 1: weed and probably money and left. Upping the anti then

510
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: from forklifts to bulldozers and also shameless, when are you

511
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: going to start being scared of getting called? Say way

512
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: to be inconspicuous. You're driving down the middle of with

513
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: a bulldozer front exactly like people are gonna look at that,

514
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: and then you slammed through the front of a building

515
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: and start stealing the money in the weed And then

516
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: the other day there was a hold on the name

517
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: of the dispensary was called Clutch. Even. I wonder if

518
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: it's the same guys that we're stealing ATMs. Oh, it

519
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: has to be. It was probably because ATMs didn't have

520
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: enough money, so they're like, well, we'll just go to yeah,

521
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: the weed store. I don't think does ATMs have a

522
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: lot of cash. And by the way, those horrible ATMs,

523
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: I used to think that the money came from the ground. Yeah,

524
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: there was a whole There wasn't like a safe point.

525
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: That wasn't the case. Way too late in life. Also,

526
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: there was a scooter shop that was about to have

527
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: its grand opening. Dude, and someone ran in a U

528
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: haul and just rammed through the front just ram rod

529
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: run through the front door. Because they're pissed. They didn't

530
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: even stay anything, they didn't They just ram right through

531
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: and took off. Why are they mad? A brand new

532
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: scooter store about to open. It was really nice. A

533
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: showroom was all set of balloons ready to go. It

534
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: was like the next day. It is so messed up,

535
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: Like I don't own a business, but I can imagine

536
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: that if it you take the time and the processes

537
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,959
Speaker 1: that one up and you're on the verge of opening

538
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: up to the public, and then someone does that just

539
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: would start. If I was the cops, I'd be like,

540
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: all right, let's go to all the other scooter stores

541
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: around here. How didn't even know there was scooter store?

542
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: Would have been the only thing that I wonder is like,

543
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: after they do this, do they flee on foot and

544
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: the U haul video the hall. Hello, So you're just

545
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: driving down the road with glass like and then you

546
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: return it you dropped the key in the overnight drop

547
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: box and you go on your way like they're gonna

548
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: know who rented it. You're gonna know it was. I

549
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: hope it was a rival scooter store, But it would

550
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: have been funnier if they tried to ram through his

551
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: front of this building with a scooter instead of running

552
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: a year hit the glass like a bird. The Idiot

553
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Speaker 1: News Network, where adios are just in the news, They

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Speaker 1: may part the News June in tomorrow same time for

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00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: another hard hitting report from the i n N. Remember

556
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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media at the

557
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Speaker 1: Jewel Show, follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that dress, I'm a Christian grays now And

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Speaker 1: your phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: and real quick. Before we end, let's go back to

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Speaker 1: our listener, Angel, who's still on location by her house

563
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: where her sixteen year old who's learning to drive, drove

564
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: through the front of a seven to eleven yesterday. Angel,

565
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: is there anything else you wanted to say? Oh, yes,

566
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: he's still He's still a dumbhouse. And this is still

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Speaker 1: a Jewbil show, the Jewbil Show on demand, It's another

568
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Speaker 1: Jewbil phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hi, it's Vanessa.

569
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Speaker 1: Hey Vanessa, how are you? This is Todd Sparklely. I

570
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: work in corporate human resources and I was calling you

571
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: because I need to go over a few things and

572
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: just want to check in with you real quick. And

573
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: first of all, how are you liking it? I love it.

574
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: Everybody seems to be really friendly and exclusive, and the

575
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: training part is going well. I'm starting to feel like,

576
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: you know, I've been here for a while. Good, good, good.

577
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: I'm glad everything is going well and you're getting all

578
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: dialed in, and so I'm just gonna pull up this

579
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,959
Speaker 1: paperwork here. I need, just need a couple of answers.

580
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: So pull that up, and well I do that. I guess,

581
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: I guess. I'll just ask you, what do you think

582
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: about the history of the place. This will pull up

583
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: any second of my computers taking forever. What do you

584
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: mean the history? I don't understand. Oh my computer is

585
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: not loading. It's still loading. And once I get this

586
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: stuff up here, I'll get all the info. I'm talking

587
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: about the fact that you didn't know that the office

588
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: that you're in right now was used in a few

589
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 1: big Hollywood movies. Really, yeah, well it wasn't. It was

590
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: used because it was actually the inspiration for one of them.

591
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: It's an older movie, The Exorcists. You ever hear that movie? Yeah,

592
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: my childhood was tormented by it. My older brothers and

593
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: sisters forced me to watch it when I was in

594
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: second Wow. Absolutely, yeah, I hated that's I mean, it's

595
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: a classic scary movie, really scary stuff on that one.

596
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: And then I started working here and I was like,

597
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: what one of the office buildings is actually the location

598
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: where that happened. Oh my, are you serious? Like who

599
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: would do that? Like who would build an office like

600
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: or start a business? Well, there means the building was

601
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: up for sale at some point. I don't know, but

602
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: the actual events from the Exorcist happened in the very

603
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: building you're sitting in. Yeah, they say it's haunted still Okay,

604
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:54,959
Speaker 1: I just got the goose bumps on. Yeah, that building

605
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: that you're working in right now, there's all kinds of

606
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: jokes in the company about how it's haunted and stuff

607
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 1: because of the things that have gone on there. I'm

608
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: sure some of your coworkers talked about the things. Well no,

609
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: but I mean we did have a conversation because I

610
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 1: came into work freaked out the other day because on

611
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 1: TV and well, stop it. Do you hear that? What? Huh?

612
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you okay? Are you? Are you okay?

613
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: I was listening to what you were saying. I was

614
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 1: right there with you. What oh stop what stop it?

615
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: Stop it stop it is somebody is somebody messing with you.

616
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: I don't know who you're telling to stop because I'm

617
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: just waiting for my computer to load. Just keep hearing like, oh,

618
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 1: stop it I'm not joking when I'm scarred for life.

619
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: But I'm hearing the voice in the room or something. Uh,

620
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: you're hearing the voice in the of what what do

621
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 1: you mean? Stop it? Stop it? Stop? Are you? I don't,

622
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything. I do work with HR. So

623
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 1: with somebody messing with you right now? Cool, because I

624
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: will definitely talk to me. Hear that? Is that not you?

625
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: I just heard you scream really loud. I did hear that?

626
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 1: You mean by that at all? Where's the crying coming from? This? Crying?

627
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: You said? There's crying? Now, I'm so sorry. I was,

628
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What whoa? Okay? Do you not hear

629
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: the cry? Do you not hear the devil basically talking

630
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:29,399
Speaker 1: in the background? Do you not hear that? I'm gonna

631
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: go ahead and say, new, I don't hear the devil

632
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: talking in the background. And I'm gonna go ahead and

633
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: say maybe you need to take the afternoon off because

634
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: it sounds like maybe the stress is getting to you. No,

635
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: it's not me. I promise it's not me. Like I

636
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on, but I'm scared. Okay, Well

637
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: i'll tell you what's going on. Then this is actually

638
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: the Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and

639
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: your coworker Greg set you up. Wait wait what, Yeah,

640
00:35:55,680 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: it's a joke. It's not a joke. Oh god, I'm

641
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: so sorry. I actually got scared. I'm sorry. Oh my god.

642
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 1: And now I have to go back to work The

643
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 1: Jebel Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses

644
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: only on the Jewbil Show. Emma is on the phone

645
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: today for War of the Roses to catch a cheater.

646
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 1: She's been with her boyfriend Matt for five years, and

647
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: now she thinks he might be seeing somebody else. Emma,

648
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: thank you for your email. Why don't you tell us

649
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: what's going on? Why do you think that your boyfriend

650
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,959
Speaker 1: Matt is cheating on you? So, yeah, we've been together

651
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: for like five years and everything's been great, and you know,

652
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: we're still very much in love, or I thought, But then,

653
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: like I don't know, earlier this year, he started just

654
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: staying out really late, which is totally out of the blue,

655
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: like completely new. And when I asked him about it,

656
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: because he was showing up at like first it was

657
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: like midnight, he said he was just working late, so

658
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: like things are really busy. Um, And then he just

659
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: needed to work late. And it's usually I finally, it's

660
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 1: like usually people who don't like to work that are

661
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,359
Speaker 1: always like, all of a sudden, they have to work

662
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: late all the time, Like when did that? Yeah, when

663
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 1: did you all of a sudden gets some motivation the worse? Yeah?

664
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: I mean, so like, yeah, well he's yeah, he doesn't

665
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: love his job. He's not like a lazy person, but

666
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: he definitely doesn't like love his job. So but I

667
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: want to, like, you know, we've never had any other problems.

668
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: He's always really honest with me, so like I wanted

669
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: to give him the benefit of the doubt, I guess.

670
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: So first I was like, Okay, it's fine, but it's

671
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: been going on for months, and it's later and later

672
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: and later, Like he gets home on like three am

673
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: or four am. One time, he like didn't get back

674
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: until lunch the next day and was just like, sorry, babe,

675
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: I have to work, which he went to work and

676
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: didn't get back till the next day. The next day.

677
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: You didn't he didn't contact you at all? Um No,

678
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: like I texted it. I think he texted me like

679
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: the night before, like the day before, right, being like, oh,

680
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: got to work. Late, but then like I went to

681
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: bed at midnight and he wasn't there the next day somebody. Yeah,

682
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: and like obviously, I well, I feel like I was

683
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 1: at work. I worked out of the house too, right,

684
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: But he like texted me at home to like ask

685
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: if we had, you know, like a peanut butter so

686
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: he could make a sandwich for a PD and J

687
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: because he'd made holme and was starving. And I was like,

688
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: what the like, where have you been? Yeah, he didn't

689
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 1: say anything about it. He just said, hey, where's the

690
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: PB and J? Dude? I would have been blowing Oh yeah,

691
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: I have my husband's location. I would be showing up. Yeah. Yeah,

692
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: I know that too. I remember if I remember somewhere

693
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: too long, I'm like, OX might just pop up right

694
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: here and be like, what are you doing? Hey, how's

695
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: it going? Caught me out already called myself, and I

696
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: would I would probably want to murder somebody too if

697
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: that happened to me. I mean come on, like that's

698
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: totally shady. Yeah. And then to not tell you though, too,

699
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: like yeah, not contact you, Like obviously he's doing stuff differently,

700
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 1: like is he is he still acting the same as

701
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: far as like how he's treating you? Is he? Does

702
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: he treat you well? Does he? Or is he different?

703
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: I don't know even just saying this out loud, it's

704
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: like what is wrong? As they want? Because okay, so

705
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: like the last the last final straw, which is why

706
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 1: I finally email of you guys, is like I did

707
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: his laundry and his shirt absolutely smelled like some other

708
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: ladies perfume. It was not anything that I wear. I

709
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: hadn't talked to him about that yet because like I

710
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: don't he hasn't changed otherwise, right, Like he's still so

711
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: loving and he's so kind, and he's normally we talk

712
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: about everything, and like I don't I So I figured

713
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: I would bring you guys in because like what I

714
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 1: just I don't even know what to do at this point. Okay,

715
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: all right, well we will call him and do the

716
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 1: usual then, like, well, does he go to the grocery stores?

717
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 1: He rewards rewards? I can't say the word. I say

718
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: this all the time A lot we do this. Yeah,

719
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: I shouldn't know how to say the word reward, but

720
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: I can't. So is he a rewards card member anywhere?

721
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: That isn't very good either rewards card? I'm gonna start

722
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: saying it like reward. Yeah, oh yeah, we signed up

723
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: at our grocery store. Okay, well grocery store, okay, cool.

724
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: Well we'll call from there and we'll do the usual.

725
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: We'll say that every single month, we choose one Lucky

726
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 1: Rewards card member. You said it good, yeah, real hard

727
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: emphasis on the re and then the ward just comes naturally.

728
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: So we call up one lucky random Rewards card remember

729
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 1: every single month and give them a free okay flowers

730
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: to deliver somebody as a way of saying thank you

731
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: for shopping, and we'll see if he sends it to

732
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: you or to somebody else. Okay, all right, here we

733
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: go play songs, come back and get your ward The

734
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: Roses to catch Cheater. Next, Emma is on the phone.

735
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: She thinks that her boyfriend Matt might be cheating on her.

736
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: They've been together for five years. The dude works overnights,

737
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 1: but lately he's been gone way longer than normal, and

738
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: the other day he was actually gone. He went to

739
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 1: work and he got home at lunchtime the next day,

740
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: didn't say anything about it, just texted. He texted Emma

741
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: up because she was at work and was like, hey,

742
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: where's the peanutter? Because I want to competer butter and

743
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: jug sandwich. And Emma was like, well, how about we

744
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: talk about where you were first? And she hasn't got

745
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: an explanation. She thinks he's definitely got to be doing

746
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: something shady and probably cheating, so she wants us to

747
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 1: call and see if we can catch him. And Emma,

748
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: you say that he other than being weird with hours

749
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: of coming home now and all that kind of stuff,

750
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: he's still acting the same, right, Yeah, so everything I

751
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: was having an otherwise was normal, other than he's like

752
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: tired all the time. Yeah, okay, well we'll see. I

753
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: we can figure it out. We're gonna call him from

754
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: the grocery store that they shop at, say that and

755
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: do the usual of we give one Lucky Rewards cardmember

756
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: every single month of free bouquet flowers to say thank

757
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: you for shopping, and he's this month's winter and we'll

758
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: see if he sends them to you, Emma, or if

759
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: he gives us another name. Okay, okay, thanks? Hello, Hey,

760
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: how are you? I was looking for Matt hi speaking,

761
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: what's up? Not much? How are you? Sorry? My name

762
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: is Jorble and I'm calling from and I am calling

763
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: today to say you're this month's winter Congratulations. What did

764
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: I What did I win? Well? Every single month, we

765
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: choose one random Rewards card member to call up and

766
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: say thank you for shopping by giving them a free

767
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,439
Speaker 1: bouquet of thirty six long stem red roses to send

768
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: to anybody in the entire world, straight from our Florida apartment.

769
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: It's just our way, I say it and thank you.

770
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: That's great. Okay, Okay, I can send it to anybody

771
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: or do I pick it up or what? Well? No,

772
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 1: you can we deliver them? Oh that's nice. Okay, yeah, yeah,

773
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: I mean I'm I gotta send to my girlfriend. Of course,

774
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 1: we're gotta send to Emma. M Can you make it

775
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: out to to specific people or joy? Oh yeah, yeah,

776
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and you said your girlfriend, Yeah, my girlfriend, Emma.

777
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: So um, you tell me what kind of card you'd

778
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: like it to be and what you'd like to write

779
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: in it, and we'll make them happened. Let's do like

780
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,879
Speaker 1: a I don't know, you'll have all like a heart

781
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: card or something. Yeah, we do have. We have lots

782
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: of those. I call those the lovey dovey love love cards.

783
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: We do have a bunch of those though. Yeah, yeah,

784
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: let's let's do let's feel like one of those, and

785
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: then um, let's let's have the note be something like

786
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: love you, babe, thought of you, so glad, we're we've

787
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: been together for these last five years. Oh all right?

788
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 1: Is there? So? Okay? Here, here's a question for you.

789
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: Is this a random question? Is there anybody else you

790
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: want to send them to other than your girlfriend? What

791
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 1: the hell? I know? No, I want to send it

792
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 1: to Emma. It's free a charge, I'll see, I'll send

793
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 1: it to her. And then also if you're you know,

794
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: if you're seeing anybody else on the side. Nobody asked

795
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 1: the nobo me and you and I can send it

796
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 1: to them too for your charge. Uh, I'm not sleeping

797
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: with anybody else. And let's a very weird thing to

798
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: ask someone. Well, then, I don't know what else to

799
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: do with this phone call than tell you that your girlfriend,

800
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: Emma is on the phone. And this is actually the

801
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My name's Jewel and

802
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: mine's Alec and I'm Christian Grace now and I learned

803
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: how to say reward today. You did? Oh hey, hey, yeah,

804
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: your girlfriend Emma's on the phone because we do a

805
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: segment where we try to catch people cheating called War

806
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 1: of the Roses to catch a cheater, and she thought

807
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: you might be seeing somebody else, so she had us

808
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: try to see if we could figure it out. And Emma,

809
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: what you haven't been talking to me and you don't, like,

810
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: what the have you been doing? If you haven't been

811
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: sleeping with someone? Where have you been at night? Where? Like?

812
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Emma, I'm working late? What I've

813
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: told you this? Yeah, but a lot of guys say

814
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: they're working late and they're actually cheating. And if it's

815
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: like a new thing, and she said it was, that's sketchy.

816
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: You can't blame her for being a little bit suspicious

817
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: working on that booty late. Look, I know you've been

818
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 1: telling me you're working late, but like that's all you

819
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 1: tell me, and then you get home at like three

820
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: four last last week, you didn't get home until noon

821
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: and you didn't text me. I Like, I had no

822
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: idea you work. You have to know that suspicious? Like,

823
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm going insane. It's not just me.

824
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: What you're doing is totally messed up. I'm like, what

825
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: are you working. Why do you need to be working

826
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: eighty hours a week? And why won't you just like

827
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: tell me what's actually going on? What are you actually doing? Matt?

828
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: Are you working? I'm so I am. Yeah, I am working,

829
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: But I also it's weird, weird to talk about here,

830
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: but I maybe I'm not cheating on you. I have

831
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: been gambling again, um oh, honey, and I have been

832
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: working late shifts to make up for for U some

833
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: of the losses. But I've been on a street and

834
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: I've I've been doing well. I am just trying to

835
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: continue to do well, and that's that's what I've been doing.

836
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: I've been I've been working late, truly, and I've I've

837
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: been gampered. No, I didn't reading me. You just tell me,

838
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: it's like, work through this before. I don't like so

839
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: you have Obviously, Matt, you have a gambling problem. I

840
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,760
Speaker 1: do have. I do go back to it. I'll say that, Okay,

841
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: we Haly met at a casino and so like when

842
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: we first started dating, we like we go back, you know,

843
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: for fun dates, because it was like a fun thing,

844
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: and then it sort of became a little bit less

845
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: fun and a little bit more regular. But like we

846
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: worked through it, and I thought it was all like

847
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: I get, I'm gonna get that. It's hard to kick.

848
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: I just wish she would I just wish she would

849
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: have told me, like we're supposed to be a ship.

850
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: We can we can figure this out together. You don't

851
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 1: have to like want you feel like you have to

852
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: hide things from me. Yeah, I know, I I know

853
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: I should have I know should have brought it to

854
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: you sooner. I was hoping to kind of curve it

855
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: before or you found out. Yeah, you got a problem

856
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 1: and you can fix it. You know you have before

857
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 1: and you can again. Yeah, I am. Yeah. Now it

858
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: might be a great time that Emma found this out

859
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 1: and that we found this out. So you can stop

860
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: right now while you're up. How much are you up? Um?

861
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: I'm about six Kay, you're up six thousand dollars? Are

862
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: you serious? Like what are you trying to? Okay? So, um,

863
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: thank you for telling me. And here's what's gonna happen.

864
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna stop. You're gonna stop the game linkeday and

865
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: we will just quit while we are ahead. We will

866
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 1: take that six thousand dollars seriously, Matt, what Yeah, no,

867
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 1: thank you. I've never walked away when I'm ahead. Uh

868
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: so just this callar is like gonna gonna change my

869
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: life for the better. I'm ready to stop. Yeah, I'm

870
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 1: ready to walk away. Yeah, like for real? Thank you? Yeah? Yeah, no,

871
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,720
Speaker 1: I I am I've never walked way when I'm ahead.

872
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:03,959
Speaker 1: I think I think we should go on a trip, Emma,

873
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: I think we should go on a trip. Take that

874
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 1: six grand, do something fun with it, and as a show,

875
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: will get will help get you some help so that

876
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 1: you can just stop gambling. Really, Oh, thank you, thank you.

877
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 1: And Matt, Honey, it's okay. I We've been through this

878
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: before and I'm here for you. I like, whatever you need,

879
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: we will get through this. I just you just don't

880
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 1: have to lie to me, Okay. I just don't want

881
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: you to lie to me. Thank you, baby. We'll get

882
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: you the help that you need. And guess what, Matt,

883
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: it gets even better. What it's only going to cost

884
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 1: you five thousand, nine hundred ninety five dollars. The Jewils

885
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: Show on Demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up.

886
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: Don't tell me who this is, but this is The

887
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: Jewil Show and you have a dirty Little secret so

888
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: you can remain animous don't say your name. Hi. Hi, Hi, yeah, hi,

889
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh for calling me back. Yes, I did

890
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret. Oh we're ready, all right? Yeah?

891
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: What is it you tested in saying you have a

892
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Or you in a spot you can

893
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: tell it right now? Awesome. So I used to live

894
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: in LA but I had to move back home to

895
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: my small town that I'm originally from to stay with

896
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 1: my parents because I lost my job and I just

897
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: got to get back with my feet. You know, I'm sorry, Okay,

898
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. I really appreciate that. So I

899
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: am a out gay man. And when I am in

900
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: looking for some uh you know, intimate time, some sexy time,

901
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: I go on grinder and but because I don't have

902
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: a home or apartment to call my own to engage

903
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 1: in said activities, I I meet up with them in

904
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: a Walgreen's parking lot. What when a hotel? Yeah? That

905
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: would be expensive? Yea, what do we not? Really? Because

906
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: you'd have hours upon hours instead of like ms wall

907
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 1: Never mind, guys, I'm also twitchy. But then if you

908
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: get arrested for public indecency, I forgot about that part.

909
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 1: There's also I think there's also a little bit of

910
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 1: like excitement too to keeping any secret and do it

911
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: in public and all. Uh, yeah, that's more exciting than

912
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: like a Safeway part Yeah, big ups to Walgreen. But

913
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: yeah not the other part two is that not Yeah,

914
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 1: I'm I'm out, but not everybody that I look up

915
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 1: with is out it, you know, so I keep their

916
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. And and so I'm like, you know,

917
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: if we get a hotel room or whatever, then who

918
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 1: knows who's in the lobby that they know or I

919
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 1: know or what have you. Um, but it's small, a

920
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: little fun time exactly. Yeah, there's I mean, and we

921
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: don't want to travel that far into going going into

922
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: the city to do what we can do. Uh. People

923
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: pick up their perspectives. Do your parents wonder why you're

924
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: going to a drug store late at night? Well? I

925
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 1: do it more often than not. I do it after

926
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 1: they go to bed. They're they're early to bed, early

927
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: to rise people. I feel like after number four they

928
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: started to be like, why is he doing out of

929
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: the lad to night, Like they think something maybe up

930
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: they but they may think that I have a boyfriend,

931
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: like it's the same, but that is not the case.

932
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: Twenty four years old twenty four. Oh, you're just living life? Yeah? Yeah,

933
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 1: I mean are your parents like really strict? Um? They

934
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: were in my teenage years. I acted up a little

935
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: bit in my teenage years, but I think after honestly,

936
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: when I moved to LA and got my job, you know,

937
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: I think they have released because they're like, Okay, this

938
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 1: guy can adult. But now they know that I am

939
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 1: that can do responsible things and adults in a different way. Okay,

940
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: question for you. So you move back with your parents

941
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 1: and you hook up with dudes in Walgreen's parking lot

942
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 1: now because you don't want to do it in their house,

943
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 1: or you don't want them to know that you're doing

944
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 1: that whatever. Um, And you do it in the car

945
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 1: in the parking lot and seeing that you lost your job,

946
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: is it your car or are you using your parents

947
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: car to do this? I'm using my parents car. My god,

948
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 1: no driving their car and these guys. I make sure

949
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:46,760
Speaker 1: that we're all clean, do Oh my god, Oh my lord,

950
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:54,439
Speaker 1: I was kind of helping you. Oh of course, I'm

951
00:52:54,480 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: so thrilled you gay guys gave me the opportunity. I think. So.

952
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:05,760
Speaker 1: I don't meant to say that, but I'll tell everyone

953
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: at Walgreen's. We said, he I will, I will the

954
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. Hey, listen to you guys Atlanta.

955
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: And then I moved to Collar of Spring, so I

956
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 1: listened to you guys there, and then I moved to

957
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: Washington for work and I found you guys here, and

958
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: then I found out that the city sewed to cats. So, um,

959
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 1: you need to find somewhere else to live. Yeah they did.

960
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 1: They did see a cat. You moved to like one

961
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: of the most pretentious areas in the world. I think basically,

962
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 1: I didn't realize how up this place was until I

963
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: moved here. You just go to the jewelshow dot com.

964
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 1: You can see all the cities that were on you

965
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: guys down a bunch of places. Huh. Hey, I like Austin.

966
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: I'll go to Austin. I don't think they sew cats there,

967
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: do they? I don't think the probably do kind of

968
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: feel like every street shouldn't be called Karen Street. They

969
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: sued a cat, Yeah, they sure did, and they won

970
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: and the cat owner has to pay one hundred and

971
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars no yes, for what apparently the cat

972
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: has been trespassing on people's property and so residents got

973
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: together and that's the city to sue the resident that

974
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 1: owns the cat who keeps going onto their land. What

975
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: kind of cat is this that people are so bothered?

976
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 1: I mean they're really bad about it. Yeah, because they

977
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: don't have much to do. A lot of people are

978
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: rich and they're sitting at home and a lot of

979
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 1: karens a yeah, okay, So they're sitting at home thinking

980
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: about how rich they are, looking at their big, huge

981
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: front window or they're big huge back window that overlooks

982
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 1: a lake, and then they're like, oh, that cat is back.

983
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 1: They're BlackBerry messaging their other friend Karen. The cat is back.

984
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: They're here again. They're going on their morning walks together.

985
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: Did you see that little tabby the other day? It

986
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 1: was on my front lawn again. And I'm pretty sure

987
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 1: it's casing my house because I know I have all

988
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,800
Speaker 1: sorts of art and furniture that it wants to steal.

989
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,959
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure that the neighbor down the block,

990
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 1: who lives in the house that's only sixty five hundred

991
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: square feeders, who owns the cat, wants my couch and

992
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 1: that's why he's sending the cat over here. So he

993
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 1: can eventually do a home invasion style robbery. So they

994
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 1: actually sued the cat owner for one hundred forty thousand dollars,

995
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: which you would normally think a judge would get that

996
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 1: and go wait, hold on, So this guy has a cat,

997
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 1: and cats kind of roam around a lot. Think and

998
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: you guys want you to there's nothing else going on?

999
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 1: Nothing else. Is the cat pooping in your yard? Is

1000
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: he scaring the nice birds away from your yard? I

1001
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: wonder if it's like so many people complained that they

1002
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: were able to do something about it at that point.

1003
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 1: I just don't understand what this cat could be doing this.

1004
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: I think it's that people are so annoyed that that

1005
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 1: the cat is on their property. That's what it came

1006
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 1: down to. Why maybe just want to go away? I

1007
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 1: don't know, people suck. This reminds me of the monkeys

1008
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: over in Thailand. I think it is where they trained

1009
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: them to steal stuff from people. Listen, though, but you're

1010
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 1: talking about a couch. If I see a cat carrying couch, oigh,

1011
00:55:56,719 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: we got bigger problems. I mean, cats are rude, for sure,

1012
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 1: they're rude, right, But you think that the people that

1013
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: complain about this cat that the city sued for one

1014
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars. They would be the type

1015
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,280
Speaker 1: of people to appreciate cats, you know. Yeah, like cats

1016
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: kind of are like them exactly. They're stuck up a

1017
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 1: little bit. They've always got their tail in the air

1018
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: showing you there boards they can just walk around all day. Yeah, right,

1019
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 1: Cats act like a board rich person. Yes, they judge you,

1020
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: they ignore you. I know. That's why I've always been

1021
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: a cat person over a dog person case, because dogs

1022
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 1: it's easy. You don't have to earn their affection. Dogs

1023
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: you just show up and they're like, hey, you've been

1024
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: gone all day. It's like I've been gone for five minutes.

1025
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: But okay, I'll take the hugs. Dog cats you never

1026
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 1: know where you stand with the cat. I kind of

1027
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,319
Speaker 1: like having to earn somebody's affection, and I like never

1028
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: being sure. You know, they're kind of like, I don't

1029
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: know if I like you, I'm gonna come over there,

1030
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna rub up against you for a second, but

1031
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: the moment you try to pet me, I'm gone or

1032
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 1: scratching you in the face. Let's see how I feel today,

1033
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna take then I'm gonna go on

1034
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 1: your kitchen counters and sit my butt right on every

1035
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: place that you eat. Ye. I had a cat for

1036
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,760
Speaker 1: a while, Skittles, And that was back when I traveled

1037
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: a lot for comedy, so I was gone pretty much

1038
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: every weekend, and anytime I would get my bags out,

1039
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 1: because I was the problem. I got a people cat.

1040
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 1: They actually want to be around people all the time.

1041
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: I was thinking I'd get a cat because most cats

1042
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: they don't really care. Right, you could be gone, you

1043
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,959
Speaker 1: could be there as long as they have food. Actually,

1044
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 1: even if they don't have food, it doesn't matter. They'll

1045
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: find it somehow. And I had a cat that people cat,

1046
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: and it would get mad every time I would leave.

1047
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 1: So if I took my bags out to start packing,

1048
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 1: as soon as it saw a bag, and if I

1049
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 1: wasn't right next to the bag the entire time, it

1050
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: would hop on the bag and peet in my bag

1051
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: every single time. I felt so bad for it. Also,

1052
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: cat pee is the worst smell. Get it out at anything.

1053
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: It's the worst will And she does not go trespassing

1054
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: on neighbors loans because she's too lazy to move. Yeah,

1055
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: she's like, no, screw all that was I don't want

1056
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 1: to be out here. Let's go back. Yeah, exactly. The

1057
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: city sued this cat for one hundred and fifty thousand

1058
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: dollars and one that's insane. That's a lot of money,

1059
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: Like there are bigger cases to fight out here. Apparently

1060
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 1: solved every problem. What is he gonna do. That's a

1061
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 1: lot of money that's gonna be garnished for the rest

1062
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: of his life on checks. I just don't understand why

1063
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: people get that upset about a cat. These are the

1064
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: same people that get upset when you park on the

1065
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 1: same street that they live on. Yeah, like down the street.

1066
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: Can't decide if I'm annoyed by these type of people

1067
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: or if I want to be one of them. I

1068
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: don't know that. I mean to just sit at home

1069
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: all day and have so much money that, like I

1070
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: literally can only get authored by an animal. Right, that's

1071
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,439
Speaker 1: the only problem you have. Yeah. I want to see

1072
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 1: how many names were in the lawsuit, to see how

1073
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: many people they have to pay, and to see how

1074
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: many now were named Karen. Every single one of them

1075
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: is named Karen. Class action lawsuits, The Jewel Show on

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00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: Demand