1 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:08,720 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's merging the fitness industry with 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: the Sniff game just came out with a line of 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:19,280 Speaker 1: nacho scented yoga mats for those who want their downward 4 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:24,439 Speaker 1: dog to smell like Game Day. Sniff your chakras into shape. 5 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 6 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 7 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those other than Yasa queens just don't. 8 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:39,279 Speaker 1: This first lazer story is out of Leicestershire, England. Police 9 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: are begging people to take off their smart watches before 10 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 1: attending the upcoming weekend's rock fest. All right, guy, and 11 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,200 Speaker 1: the reason is last time the festival was in town, 12 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: emergency services got hundreds of calls because rockers were going 13 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: so hard in the mosh pits that they're smart watch 14 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 1: is we're calling nine one one who the movement and 15 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,479 Speaker 1: the quit oh man exactly. The force of the pit 16 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: made the wearable tech think the person had been involved 17 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: in a car accident. And everyone's like flinging and punching 18 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 1: and kicking. 19 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 2: Oh my mom got so upset at or smart watch 20 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 2: because she tripped once and it started to call nine 21 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 2: one one just because she's over a certain age and 22 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 2: she's like, Yo, that's insulting. 23 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: It's all got up, Okay, it's all thanks to the 24 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,040 Speaker 1: crash detection technology in him and last year alone, emergency 25 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 1: teams received an extra seven hundred calls because you probably, like. 26 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 2: Ten of them were real well, you would panic though 27 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 2: at emergency services like that many calls. 28 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: Totally, every single one of them had to be assessed 29 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: to ensure there was no threat, risk or harm. So 30 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: if you do, forget, to take your smart watch off 31 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: before entering amash pit, police ask that you stay on 32 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: the phone or answer the call back to let emergency 33 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: teams know that you are safe. 34 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 2: Okay, safe ish. It's pretty intense. 35 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna be catch you. 36 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: Just watching slip off this next lazer stories out of Texas. 37 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,799 Speaker 1: Just when you thought you'd heard everything, A forty two 38 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: year old man called police after he found a bath 39 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 1: and Bodyworks gift bag from his ex fiance. Why would 40 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 1: he call police? There were some products inside along with 41 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,119 Speaker 1: a copy of their marriage certificate. 42 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's kind of random. 43 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, just one problem. 44 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,560 Speaker 1: He didn't know that they were married. 45 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:31,799 Speaker 2: What wait? 46 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: What he wasn't drunk? Or high or anything. There was 47 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: never a ceremony. What apparently they did go to the 48 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: county clerk together three weeks ago to get a marriage license, 49 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: but they broke up shortly afterward before it ever became official. Okay, 50 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: so the fiance, thirty six year old Kristen Spearman, somehow 51 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: convinced a pastor to certify their marriage without the guy 52 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: being present or signing off on him. That's like, that's illegal. 53 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, but he really wanted it. 54 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,639 Speaker 3: I need to talk to him or anything. 55 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 2: Just trust me on this one. 56 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 1: I'm a little jealous, like, yeah, some guys look for love, 57 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: some guys don't, and they're married. I want to wake 58 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:14,360 Speaker 1: up with a wife. But I say, you're right, it 59 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: is illegal. So Kristen has been arrested. Oh my god. 60 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: It's hard to imagine this marriage ever standing up in court. 61 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: But according to the local authorities, the man is dealing 62 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: with a huge mess and is trying to make sure 63 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: that she didn't file any other paperwork to claim his 64 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: property or his other finances. Yeah, why in jail? I 65 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: just keep marrying dudes. The names of the groom and 66 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: the pastor have not been released, and I really hope 67 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: Alexis doesn't get any ideas from this story because I 68 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 1: am not bailing you out of Lexis. 69 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 2: It sounds easier than I thought. 70 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not. 71 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: Like a divorce. You're not gonna get hound. 72 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's the only part that she wants. 73 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 3: You don't want the actual marriage. No, I'm telling you this. 74 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 1: Next those stories out of Shop till you drop. 75 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 2: H Q. 76 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: Announced that they're extending Amazon Prime Day again, and now 77 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 1: it's gonna be like it's four doing it like twice 78 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: a year or something. They're the second it's not even fun. 79 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,720 Speaker 1: It's like, just make your prices lower than the fact 80 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: that it got up to four days now prompted a 81 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 1: lot of people online to comment back, saying, do they 82 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: not know the word weak exists? 83 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 2: Ye? 84 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: It was originally just one day when they started doing 85 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 1: this a decade ago, and it was only twenty four 86 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: hours long. Then they opped it to two days, but 87 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: they kept the same name. Now it's four days and 88 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 1: they're still sticking with it. 89 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 2: Dallam makes me so basically, they're just gonna raise all 90 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 2: the prices four days prior and then drop them back 91 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 2: to the regular prices after. 92 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat them to it just to Amazon August. 93 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 3: It's just a whole month. 94 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 1: But it's, like Brooks said, to confuse people even more. 95 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 1: They've also added a second Prime Day, which happens in 96 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: the fall. It's technically called Prime Big Deal Days, but 97 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 1: a lot of sites just call it Fall Prime Day. 98 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: Plus there's a big Spring Prime sale in March, and 99 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: all of them have early deals too before those. Yeah, 100 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: that's true. 101 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,839 Speaker 2: It's like every company is like one little thing. With 102 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 2: successful ones, they're like, we got to do it all 103 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 2: the time. 104 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like when one movie is good the way 105 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 1: that's eight sequels. Yeah, so you're like, no, it's basically 106 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 1: just one long Prime year at this point. Literally, So 107 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 1: their original summer version of Prime Day will last four days, 108 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: like I said, next month, from July eighth through July eleventh. 109 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 1: Eventually it'll just be. 110 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 2: Okay, guys, it's full price Day. 111 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so exciting. This next leer stories out of 112 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 1: the Snuggle Summit. A lot of people find it frustrating 113 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,040 Speaker 1: to be single, But on the plus side, singles can 114 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 1: enjoy a nice break from bedroom activities. Yeah they want 115 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 1: to or not. I want to say that because there's 116 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,040 Speaker 1: a new poll out on romance and it makes this claim. 117 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: Twenty four percent of Americans want a break from doing it. 118 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 2: I am tired, whoaw interesting, lady had a long night. 119 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. The top reasons include to learn other forms of intimacy, 120 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:23,919 Speaker 1: maybe massage or sharing your Netflix passwords. Another reason is 121 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 1: to give the body and mind a chance to catch 122 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,559 Speaker 1: up because they want emotional closeness. 123 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 2: More sounds like all women that answered this survey. No. Yeah. 124 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: Fifty people in the pole say they have previously taken 125 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:41,160 Speaker 1: an extended break from adult relations with the average sabbatical 126 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,679 Speaker 1: lasting six months. 127 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 2: Wow. 128 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,320 Speaker 1: Wow wow. Forty percent of people say taking a break 129 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: is healthy for a couple to do, but forty four 130 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,479 Speaker 1: percent admit that their relationship wouldn't last a full year 131 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:57,120 Speaker 1: without a little naughtiness. Yeah, Like couples actually talk and 132 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 1: go let's not do it for a month. 133 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,120 Speaker 2: No, I think they just angry with each other and 134 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,280 Speaker 2: then stop talking and then it doesn't work. 135 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,839 Speaker 1: Get online and take the service. 136 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,600 Speaker 2: Youngerly type in that is not a problem. 137 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of just a teeny tiny bit of naughtiness. 138 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 3: This guy has his own take on intimacy and he'd 139 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 3: tell you about it, but he's too busy being. 140 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,239 Speaker 1: Into the breast. Yeah, he is giving hand signals though, 141 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: and he's signing that that means Laser Stories has come 142 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: to it and for the day, we're gonna do it again, 143 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: same time. 144 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 2: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.