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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of three

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Speaker 1: point one four one five's I Eat a K Pie

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Speaker 1: Day t G I P thank god it's pie day.

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Speaker 1: Um that uh three point one four one five to

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Speaker 1: night pie Day a K A is courtesy of who else?

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Speaker 1: Johnny Davis? I am jack Uh? That over there, well,

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Speaker 1: that smild over there, that bawled up mess in the corner. Well,

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Speaker 1: now you're talking about my friend mats uh and these well,

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Speaker 1: these are some things that are trending. There's been an

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Speaker 1: ongoing conversation about whether it's bad for him to charge

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Speaker 1: your guests after a dinner party. This, you know, one

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Speaker 1: of my favorite tweets from last week. Yeah, Amber Nelson

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Speaker 1: uh tweeted got invited to someone's place for dinner and

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Speaker 1: they charged me for it. This is weird, right it? Um?

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Speaker 1: And that's that developed a little bit more. Huh. I

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Speaker 1: didn't even look through the thread to understand what the

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Speaker 1: dimensions were of this tweet, and I was just like,

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Speaker 1: that's that's bad form. You don't invite people over in

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Speaker 1: the charge. The people were like what who what? What

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Speaker 1: did they? What did you eat? Right? Like? What was right? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: Like beef? They were they were saying that it was

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Speaker 1: homemade pasta. They ate a couple of plates of Penny

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Speaker 1: a La vodka and the host ven mode them for

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Speaker 1: twenty Yeah for homemade Penny Alla vodka. Yeah, you can

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Speaker 1: make that ship if you went, if I went to

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Speaker 1: the grocery store right now, I could cook, I could

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Speaker 1: do like at least seven people's worth for that amount

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Speaker 1: of money. Yeah, but if you go to the restaurant

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Speaker 1: and get two helpings of it, unless you're talking, unless

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Speaker 1: you're talking for Zoli's or and do you know that

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Speaker 1: was that was the fast food chaining. Italian food was

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Speaker 1: like four in enough that they like a fast food

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Speaker 1: like a McDonald's. For Italian food, you get like a

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Speaker 1: styrofoam thing a spaghetti and so the big ZiT was good. Wait,

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Speaker 1: hold on, how would they serve it up to you

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Speaker 1: like a you know, like serving box isn't ship? Did

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Speaker 1: they have their own like what you get Chipotle food

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Speaker 1: and you know, well you get a Chipotle bowling that's

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Speaker 1: what it's drive through For Zolies, I think they had

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Speaker 1: drive through, which is like kind of like a Samarrow

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Speaker 1: kind of fast Italian type ship. I'd say that was

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Speaker 1: dangerous except down south. They also have drive through liquor stores,

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Speaker 1: so right, right, so who's really the snow plinking? Right? Um?

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Speaker 1: But anyways, that's it's. Yeah, it's not a good price

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Speaker 1: for a dinner party, it's not a bad price for

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Speaker 1: a restaurant. So it's like they shot in between. But

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Speaker 1: that what is that? But you can understand right when

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Speaker 1: a restaurant charges you the money, like what all that,

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Speaker 1: it's not just beyond Hey, drying new adles at the

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Speaker 1: store only cost this much plus a little sauce. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we're looking at eight bucks max here. But you get that.

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Speaker 1: There's they got to pay the staff, they got overhead costs,

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Speaker 1: they got like the prestige of it being a restaurant

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Speaker 1: that factor in to the pricing. I don't understand was

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Speaker 1: this person like a Michelin starred chef and then therefore

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Speaker 1: they felt that because that bills just wacky? Yeah I did.

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Speaker 1: I did not dig into what what the bona fides

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Speaker 1: of the chef of the host was. I I think

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Speaker 1: it's definitely rude. Yeah, no, it's not. It's not. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you can't do that. On the other hand, well, were

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Speaker 1: you to start a trend where it was like after

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Speaker 1: dinner party. Everybody gets charged based on what they brought

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Speaker 1: to the dinner party in terms of like, well you

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Speaker 1: had you had that great anecdote about that time you

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Speaker 1: met Ted Danson and he was he was really drunk.

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Speaker 1: So i'm gonna I'm gonna give you five dollars off.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna charge you dollars you brought just yourself. So

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Speaker 1: you you're twenty and you were an energy vampire, so

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Speaker 1: we're going to charge you forty dollars because everybody left

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Speaker 1: just fucking exhausted from you giving them like five different

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Speaker 1: Wikipedia pages, uh and dry background information on random topics

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Speaker 1: that crop up. Yeah, and right after Larry talked about

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Speaker 1: his good news at his job, you just started exasperatingly

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Speaker 1: like exhaling, trying to get everyone's attention, just like uh uh,

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Speaker 1: and no one no one was biting because they know

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Speaker 1: you're just gonna do something self serving. And then finally

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Speaker 1: when they bit, you then just brought the whole energy down. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you got to know nobody, but nobody bit you

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Speaker 1: just said, well, if you got to know nobody even

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Speaker 1: with fifty for that I'm gonna be distributing that. I'm

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Speaker 1: actually gonna offset the cost of the other people with

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Speaker 1: the only time you can do it right is like

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Speaker 1: you either have a pot luck where like yo, let's

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Speaker 1: used to do this all the time when I have money,

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Speaker 1: that we have like a little thing, I don't. I'm

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Speaker 1: not kicked up enough to go buy all the food

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Speaker 1: for like all these people here, or people bring alcohol

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Speaker 1: or other dessert or whatever you have to you have

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Speaker 1: to be up front. The only time I've done it

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Speaker 1: was like, hey, should we all go in on like

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Speaker 1: a big piece of meat or something to roast? And

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Speaker 1: also like I don't have the money to buy it

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Speaker 1: up front, hit me with it so I can go

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Speaker 1: to the store and get it ahead of time. Sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: ahead of time. Or the other thing that I've done

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Speaker 1: where I split is if like you're at someone's house

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Speaker 1: and then you're like, you guys want to stay for dinner,

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Speaker 1: Like maybe we could order from this place and then

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Speaker 1: everybody like is making the decision together, and then it's

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Speaker 1: like a group decision and then exactly and then even

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Speaker 1: in those moments, you'll have the friends say hey, you

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Speaker 1: know what, like I'm not really eating out right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to save some money, and you go, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's cool, that's cool. It's cool. There's like look, I

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Speaker 1: got you, I got you, I got you, unless you're

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Speaker 1: trying to pull a scamp. I mean, yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: oh man, I just make that leave my sight. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: let us know, uh, if you if you haven't already

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Speaker 1: you know way in yeah, I mean if I want

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Speaker 1: more stories, I want more stories of people getting charged.

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Speaker 1: I know, like petty yo, I'm not uh, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I should say this. I don't think they

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Speaker 1: top of like little charges. They'll venmouth ship that's like

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Speaker 1: really specific amounts. They're like it's two thirty eight two

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Speaker 1: thing and I noticed you had that. I've been hit

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Speaker 1: with some very specific Venmo charge before, but like ones

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Speaker 1: so now I'm paying for your ship. It was more like,

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Speaker 1: oh okay, I figured we were all kind of splitting

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Speaker 1: away with doing that, you know, not ten dollars. We

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Speaker 1: is not really retiring. H he's back. We're all so happy,

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Speaker 1: Um that we spent our time and attention talking about

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Speaker 1: how he was great and the greatest and um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's funny, man. You like it that they experience that

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Speaker 1: that life of you know, people looking at them with

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Speaker 1: imagine where people are just like, holy sh it, he's

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Speaker 1: not even retired fucking six months. That was he wasn't

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Speaker 1: retired like three months. I think. I know. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to give him some sound, make it sounds something decent,

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Speaker 1: but look, it happens to everybody. J Michael Jordan's you know,

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Speaker 1: you think just when you think you got out, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Ego pulls here right back. Um, so here we go.

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Speaker 1: He's back. The people of Tampa Bay are psyched. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I'll see where we go. England fans, who he

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Speaker 1: somehow erased from his career, Yeah, what they do for him.

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Speaker 1: he didn't say anything about the bags. Fu Okay, salt

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Speaker 1: Elen is trending the musque man. He's got a he's

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Speaker 1: got a solution to everything, and he inserted himself into

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Speaker 1: this is his stupidest attempt yet. This is coming off

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Speaker 1: a week he tweeted something of it, like jokingly about

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Speaker 1: how like Netflix is making some like woke movie about

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Speaker 1: like a black Ukrainian soldier who falls in love with

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Speaker 1: like a trans Russian soldier. It was like like, oh,

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Speaker 1: he's on his ship posting nonsense again and then even

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Speaker 1: posted like another just he's he's just posting, just ship posting.

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Speaker 1: You know. I don't know what. Maybe he heard that

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Speaker 1: Grimes is now with Chelsea Manning and that kind of

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Speaker 1: but he tweeted in Russians saying, I hear by challenge

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Speaker 1: they were like, no, man, have you seen his judo skills?

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Speaker 1: it posting. And then like some person from like the

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Speaker 1: about like you are too still too small, in a

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Speaker 1: if you needed more proof like that this guy sucks

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Speaker 1: and doesn't know shit about anything, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what else to say. Yeah, I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: good idea other than like if it's a bit is

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Speaker 1: the joke that he's a rich asshole who's completely out

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Speaker 1: it's very tony stark ish, you know. It's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: thing causing the world strife. Why don't you fight me?

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Speaker 1: Has a history of fighting things and defeating them. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I can break the will of child laborers who worked

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Speaker 1: in my parents di emerald minds. So how does he

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Speaker 1: think we view him? Is kind of the question that

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Speaker 1: this is the first guy I would pick out to

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Speaker 1: be to do like a fight to make me look good. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's I'm guessing he has some like living boxing trainer

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Speaker 1: who lives like in his guesthouse and has been telling

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Speaker 1: him that he has like a killer left hook. Something

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Speaker 1: calls him champ all the time when they're like he's

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Speaker 1: like on speedbags or he's hitting the pads like oh ship,

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Speaker 1: look at that combo now okay, and that's where that's

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Speaker 1: where you knocked me out right there? Right? That was it?

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Speaker 1: Cinder block job. I'm going down if I take that one.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter who you hit. Could

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Speaker 1: be gladmore really say that last party again, Hey brother,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you. I've never seen some

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Speaker 1: ship like this. And then that guy goes, he goes,

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Speaker 1: you should see this ship. Man, I just get I

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Speaker 1: get real black with him, tell him how he's a championship.

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Speaker 1: He starts paying me more. It's fucked up. But look,

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Speaker 1: all my kids college is paid for and they're only

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