Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the day. It's a read.
Speaker 1: But you're so good at charlamage, you know what he wants.
Speaker 2: Charlamage.
Speaker 1: Damn Chlomeone.
Speaker 2: Who do you give the dusky of.
Speaker 1: The day seen? Then?
Speaker 2: Well, sexy red donkey today for Thursday June six goes
Speaker 2: to Corey Harris. Before I give Corey Harris the final
Speaker 2: boss credit he deserves for being stupid, I must take
Speaker 2: back he hauls I gave to the Honorable Judge Cedric Simpson.
Speaker 2: Take it back, Eddie. I gotta take back the one
Speaker 2: I gave to the sagon Off Friend of the Court
Speaker 2: and the Secretary of State of Michigan. Take it back
Speaker 2: for him too, polease. Basically everyone that Corey Harris lied
Speaker 2: on in regards to his case of driving under a
Speaker 2: suspended license. Okay, I can't believe we are here again.
Speaker 2: I gave Corey Harris and the judge donkey. Then I
Speaker 2: took back Corey's donkey and gave the judge he haw again,
Speaker 2: and added the Saganaw Friend of the Court, all because
Speaker 2: Corey lied. Now, if you've been following the timeline and
Speaker 2: you know I made thirtyth gave Corey Harris and judge
Speaker 2: Judge Cedric Simpson donkey of the day because Corey was
Speaker 2: in virtual court for driving with a suspended license, but
Speaker 2: he was on the video in the courtroom driving. Yes,
Speaker 2: I repeat, he was in virtual court for a suspended
Speaker 2: license and he was on the video driving. Let's go
Speaker 2: to local news for for the original report. Police.
Speaker 3: Ever since some court proceedings went on zoom. You really
Speaker 3: never know what to expect, and this judge did not
Speaker 3: see this coming.
Speaker 1: Mister Harris, are you driving, Ashley, I'm pulling into my
Speaker 1: doctor's office.
Speaker 4: Actually, just give me one second.
Speaker 3: You can see the shock on his face. Judge Cedric
Speaker 3: Simpson nearly speechless. The defendant, Corey Harris, had a suspended license,
Speaker 3: yet joined the court proceeding from behind the wheel. The
Speaker 3: judge needed to get something straight.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at his record.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have a license, he's suspended, and he's just driving.
Speaker 1: That is correct, your I don't even know why he
Speaker 1: would do that. So defendant's bond is revoked in this
Speaker 1: manner defending his turn himself into the Washington County deal
Speaker 1: by six pm to day failure to turn himself in
Speaker 1: while we resolving the bench FORNT with.
Speaker 2: No bond sitting there looking stupid. That should have been it.
Speaker 2: By the way, Now, the reason I gave the judge
Speaker 2: donkey was because I felt he should have had some
Speaker 2: sympathy for Corey, because when we thought Corey was telling
Speaker 2: the truth, you know, he said he was going to
Speaker 2: the doctor, and you can clearly see he has high
Speaker 2: blood pressure, high cholesterol, probably a little bit of diabetes,
Speaker 2: and a whole lot of beetlejuice around the eyes, you know,
Speaker 2: beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show. Now, Corey came back
Speaker 2: a couple of days ago and said it was the
Speaker 2: court's fault. Corey said he was actually a victim of
Speaker 2: a clerical era and his suspension should have been lifted
Speaker 2: two years ago. Liar, let's go to seven News Detroit
Speaker 2: for the report. Please, I was thinking about getting my
Speaker 2: wife medical.
Speaker 4: Help, Corey Harris said. That's why he was behind the
Speaker 4: wheel earlier this month when he appeared before District Court
Speaker 4: Judge Cedric Simpson, who knew Harris was appearing on a
Speaker 4: charge of driving while licensed suspended. We spoke to Harris
Speaker 4: by phone today and he said the doctor wanted to
Speaker 4: see his wife for some ongoing medical issues that had worsened.
Speaker 4: Corey Harris was cited for driving while license suspended. He
Speaker 4: said it was suspended for unpaid child support, but Harris
Speaker 4: told us he thought his license had been reinstated.
Speaker 2: They was supposed to have been lifted in two years ago,
Speaker 2: but they didn't.
Speaker 4: In January twenty twenty two, a judge rescinded that suspension
Speaker 4: on his license, but for some reason that information never
Speaker 4: got to the Secretary of State.
Speaker 2: Is very embarrassing, And with the type of ties that
Speaker 2: I have with the church, lying on the damn community
Speaker 2: is very embarrassing. It just just lying. I took back
Speaker 2: Corey's he hawed and my diagnosis a high blood pressure,
Speaker 2: high cholesterol, and a little bit of diabetes. Couldn't take
Speaker 2: back that I said he looked like beetlejuice around eyes,
Speaker 2: because he really looks like beetlejuice around eyes. But lo
Speaker 2: and behold, yesterday Corey Harris was in court and because
Speaker 2: of the court appearance, he's right where he needed to
Speaker 2: be at the moment, and that's jail because Corey lied
Speaker 2: to us all for no reason. Let's go back to
Speaker 2: seven News Detroit for the report police.
Speaker 4: The judge came to set the record straight with Corey Harris,
Speaker 4: who has claimed that he thought the suspension on his
Speaker 4: driver's license was removed two years ago.
Speaker 1: That court and its Friend of the Court did nothing wrong.
Speaker 1: His driving privileges were unsuspended in twenty twenty two. That
Speaker 1: required mister Harris to do something. He didn't do it.
Speaker 4: The judge said. Harris never paid his clearance fees with
Speaker 4: the court or the Secretary of State to lift the suspension.
Speaker 4: But that's not all.
Speaker 1: He has never had a Michigan license.
Speaker 4: We asked Harris yesterday if he ever had a valid
Speaker 4: driver's license. He claimed he didn't remember. You ever recall
Speaker 4: having one having a driver's license. I believe you.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't say yes. There was no error by anybody.
Speaker 1: It was a failure on the part of mister Harris
Speaker 1: to do certain things that he didn't take care of.
Speaker 1: In an arbor.
Speaker 4: Kimberly Craig Seven News Detroit, trying not to say the word.
Speaker 2: Said now do it now. It's just a phrase. You
Speaker 2: get one a week. I get one a week. Yes,
Speaker 2: on one to day, Ashley Nigga's going to nig Why
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Speaker 2: like Corey Harris, who lied to themselves and then volunteer
Speaker 2: those lies to other people. Corey had zero reason to
Speaker 2: tell people that the coach made an era. He had
Speaker 2: no reason to tell people it's been hard for him
Speaker 2: at church because of this situation. He volunteered all those
Speaker 2: lies and for what on the zoom looking all crazy,
Speaker 2: showing all his six to possibly eight teeth, and now
Speaker 2: he's in jail. I hope you can get your stating
Speaker 2: for your cholesterol in jail. Corey, Okay, you know you
Speaker 2: never paid your fees to the clerk's office, all right,
Speaker 2: so a clearance was never sent. And yes, in case
Speaker 2: you're wondering, in Michigan, a person can have suspension on
Speaker 2: their driving record and also not have a valid driver's license.
Speaker 2: And if that person was able to obtain a driver's license,
Speaker 2: they would still not have the privilege of driving until
Speaker 2: they cleared their suspensions. Let me tell you something, man,
Speaker 2: I've said this to you all before, and I will
Speaker 2: say it again. Stop believing what you see online. That's
Speaker 2: a reminder of myself. Nothing is real. I don't even
Speaker 2: know if this is real. It's just the latest development.
Speaker 2: I don't know who said it first, but it was
Speaker 2: either Mark Twain or Denzel Washington, and they said, if
Speaker 2: you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read
Speaker 2: the newspaper, you're misinformed. This is very true, but in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four we need to say, if you don't
Speaker 2: read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper,
Speaker 2: you're missinformed. But if you get your news from the internet,
Speaker 2: let me inform you that this news is probably a
Speaker 2: damn lie. Please let Rmy mar give Corey Harris the
Speaker 2: biggest he huh.
Speaker 5: Hee ha he ha, you stupid mother, Are you dumb?
Speaker 2: Look how easy it is for someone just to put
Speaker 2: a narrative about there. Corey spun and what we saw.
Speaker 2: In less than twenty four hours, the internet ran with
Speaker 2: the fact he drove with a suspended license, and he
Speaker 2: came out with the spin and the internet ran with that,
Speaker 2: and the judge said, no, all of y'all, run y'all
Speaker 2: asses right back to the courtroom and let me tell
Speaker 2: you what's going on. And now run his ass back
Speaker 2: up to jail.
Speaker 5: But how does this even get past like the courts, like,
Speaker 5: how do you because he went to traffic court, he
Speaker 5: was going so if he never had a license, how
Speaker 5: was they ever even able to what did they ever permit?
Speaker 2: No, Like, like I said, in Michigan, a person can
Speaker 2: have a suspension on their driving record and also not
Speaker 2: have a valid driver's license. I don't know, that's weird,
Speaker 2: that is trained.
Speaker 1: I don't think the courts ever said anything.
Speaker 2: I think just people just started spinning it. Yeah he started, yeah,
Speaker 2: and we listened to. So now he's beck in jail,
Speaker 2: right where he needed to be. Damn.
Speaker 5: So he's not even gonna hear you regive him done.
Speaker 2: Oh no, They hear me in the jails all the time,
Speaker 2: all the jails out there. They hear me in the jails, and.
Speaker 4: They him online.
Speaker 2: They hear me in the jails, all right.
Speaker 5: I mean just gonna said, they hear me in the
Speaker 5: jails Okay.
Speaker 2: I can tell you, you know, I can say something
Speaker 2: right now, but I'm not gonna say because I don't
Speaker 2: want that to happen. I could be like this pinching,
Speaker 2: but when you walk by it and say liar, all right,
Speaker 2: all right, thank you for that.
Speaker 4: Donkey. Other day, this got stupid.
Speaker 2: Corty and Joe they get his little butt pinched. Liar alright.
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