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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret sign for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember a text in four one six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, just text us and go, hey,

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Speaker 1: you guys, I have a secret that's dirty. I'd like

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Speaker 1: to tell it to you and we'll go all right, cool,

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Speaker 1: you can, but we have to know where you're from

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Speaker 1: because that's a strange accent, very strange. And remember we

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Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is,

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Speaker 1: so you can say whatever you want. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: that calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname. So on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now, the little piggy that went to market? Oh,

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Speaker 1: what's up, piggy? It went to the market. Did you

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Speaker 1: do you play the little piggy game with yourself or

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Speaker 1: did your mom or dad? Yeah, the little piggy game

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Speaker 1: like with your finger, with your feet or toes. Yes,

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Speaker 1: So you went to the market and you want to

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Speaker 1: call us a dirty little secret? Yes, okay, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: So I want to break up with my girlfriend. Oh oh,

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Speaker 1: how long have you guys been together for? In a year? Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: when are you going to break up with her? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. Um, my birthday is in a week

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Speaker 1: and okay, so this is a dirty part. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I should wait till after my birthday to

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Speaker 1: break up with her, if I should just break up

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Speaker 1: with her now? Why would you do it after your birthday?

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Speaker 1: Because she gives really good presents? You just want to

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Speaker 1: get the present and then break up with No? I know,

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Speaker 1: I told you it's dirty. We don't judge people a

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Speaker 1: lot here, but that is quite shallowing. We don't judge

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Speaker 1: people unless they need and this sounds like a situation

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Speaker 1: that could call for some judging. And I just I

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Speaker 1: feel like if I did break up with her afterwards,

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Speaker 1: but you know, after my birthday, then I'd have to

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Speaker 1: wait thirty days. Seem like a complete jerk. You should

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Speaker 1: do it directly after she gives you the present? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: All right? I don't want me together anymore? Remember day.

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Speaker 1: I want to break up right after you get it?

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Speaker 1: Do you have any other options for your birthday? Though?

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Speaker 1: Like you're dating her for a year now if you

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Speaker 1: broke up with her before your birthday? Is there anybody

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Speaker 1: anybody on the back burner right? Um that I'm not? Hey, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: nothing's happened. I'm not a cheater. Um but like we

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Speaker 1: became like we got friends on Facebook and um an Instagram,

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Speaker 1: and like we've kind of been like liking each other's photos,

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Speaker 1: but like she doesn't like any of the ones that

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Speaker 1: are with my girlfriends in it with me, and like

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Speaker 1: she's cute and and so you might hit her up maybe,

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Speaker 1: you know, I might. You can't until after your single,

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Speaker 1: Wait till you're single, Wait till you're single. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I I definitely hang out one second, because I think

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Speaker 1: you need some of this girl, you know, a girl

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Speaker 1: you know ah, I thought, of course, No, not the

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Speaker 1: part that I'm thinking though coming up? Oh, I know,

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Speaker 1: coming up. You need a little bit of this hey sex,

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Speaker 1: she likes it, she laughed. Okay, anyway, that was a

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Speaker 1: long way to go to make that job. But I

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Speaker 1: did did you say that you had a question. I

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Speaker 1: was just trying to set up a way to play

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Speaker 1: birthday sex. What do you think you're gonna do before

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Speaker 1: or after? Okay? You got me thinking about that cute girl. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then just more time, yolo, might as well break up,

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Speaker 1: just go find people you actually want to hang out with.

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Speaker 1: And also, like I just realized too, like if she

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Speaker 1: gets me that present, like I'm going to remember her

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Speaker 1: right right. Also as also you're gonna be spending your

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Speaker 1: birthday with her, another birthday with her instead of like

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Speaker 1: maybe somebody else that you would want to Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: would bring you happiness. That's true and all right, I

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Speaker 1: know a little bit of that. There you go, that

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Speaker 1: you actually want. Yeah, I don't have boring birthday sex. Fun,

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Speaker 1: have fun birthday sex. So can you follow up us

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Speaker 1: and let us know? Yeah? Yeah, definitely all right girl,

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Speaker 1: if I could, if I play that song for you, yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your happy early birthday. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: bye bye. What's your dirty little secret?