1 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: So I'm a person that's not big on four play. 2 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: I mean I've heard from Paul, my fiance, that like 3 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: sort of when we're done talking, I don't even know 4 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 1: that I always say goodbye, Like I'm just not the 5 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 1: best phone person, and people say that. I don't think 6 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:26,239 Speaker 1: I'm the best text person either. I just rail off 7 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 1: text and that's what it is. It's not it's like, 8 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:34,639 Speaker 1: not spare me the pleasantries. So I'll text someone and 9 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 1: just say, oh, hey, do you know where that is? 10 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 1: Or do you know what that? And they'll text back 11 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 1: good morning. Oh no I did, And I think that's 12 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,160 Speaker 1: so pass ag and it's hysterical, like someone's like, hey, 13 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: let's leave with sunshine and flowers, good morning, good afternoon, 14 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 1: oh and a pleasant tomorrow, like you know, goodmorrow. Like 15 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: people want to like let you know that we can start. 16 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: And by the way, it's a nice message and it's 17 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 1: a nice note because it can mean that you could 18 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 1: slow down. But sometimes I feel like it's bullshit if 19 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,480 Speaker 1: you're asking someone for something that like you only ever 20 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 1: transact with, you know. So it's like weird to be like, hey, 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,120 Speaker 1: hope all is well, how are you? Yeah? I was 22 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: just wondering why you fucked me and charged me six 23 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 1: thousand dollars too much on that bit, Like, it's always 24 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: like this thing where you want to say, hey, how 25 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: are you, but you get right into your thing. So 26 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,759 Speaker 1: you could if you're going to do that, you'd be like, hey, Hi, 27 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: how's your day going. Then pause and let them say, oh, 28 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 1: it's wonderful, how's yours? It's you know, the weather could 29 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 1: get better, and then you could go back and forth 30 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: and then be like, hey, yeah, I got your bill 31 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: and it's about twelve hundred dollars over like It's like 32 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: then you seem disingenuous because you weren't calling to see 33 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 1: how they really were. So I'm just kind of a 34 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: literal person who's just like, this is what I want 35 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: right now. We're not doing weather, But if you guys 36 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 1: think differently, I'd love to hear about it. Maybe I 37 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: think I'm gonna try to split the difference. I'd like 38 00:01:54,920 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: to do a little pleasantry. In the beginning, I did 39 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: a TikTok with that stupid song give me one Margarite 40 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: I'm Gonna open my legs, two Margarita's I'm Gonna put 41 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: in my puss three Margarita's I'm gonna take it in 42 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: the ass whatever they say. The TikTok was the Margarita 43 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 1: song but two diamonds, like give me one carrot, two carrots, 44 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 1: stuff like that. So I showed my ring outside as 45 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 1: about how many Margaritas, and on TikTok, which has a 46 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:24,640 Speaker 1: good sense of humor, people are like, oh my god, 47 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do things you've never done before. 48 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: You'll be in jail, you'll be pregnant, you know, all 49 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: this crazy stuff. So of course Low Hanging Fruit publications 50 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: they decide to take the three negative comments and make 51 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: them into a big deal because it's clickbait for them, 52 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 1: and I'm very clickbaity, and so it ended up in 53 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,679 Speaker 1: a publication and then it got picked up from other 54 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 1: publications and people like it's toe Nef showing your ring, 55 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,679 Speaker 1: and we're on TikTok where people are showing Chanelle on 56 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 1: boxings and Arimez, you know, bags like take your fucking 57 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 1: sanctimodious apps attitude and shove it up your ass. Someone 58 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: else like, oh, that ring is disgusting. I would never 59 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 1: even want it. I was like, yeah, well, you're not 60 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 1: in any danger of getting it like I will. I 61 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:09,359 Speaker 1: am a clap back slapbacker. Like you compoke the bear 62 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: in the zoo, you're gonna fucking get eaten. So but 63 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,920 Speaker 1: what I didn't say is so diamonds get dirty really easily, 64 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:18,359 Speaker 1: and like get Santana lotion on them and oil, and 65 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 1: like if you don't put them in the cleaner every day, 66 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: they look like a wreck half the time. And my 67 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: ring is a sizeable stone and it cannot look clean 68 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: if it's not clean. And so I didn't get my ring, 69 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 1: put my ring into hair and makeup and like blast 70 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,959 Speaker 1: it and clean it and then put it in the 71 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: right light for the picture. And so people, some people 72 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: were saying things that made me feel self conscious, and 73 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: I didn't like it. I didn't like it. For Paul, 74 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: it's a gorgeous, beautiful stone. It's a beautiful ring. It's amazing, 75 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 1: and I like it. But I didn't like that. And 76 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: then people Magazine, I'm calling them out right now because 77 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: they don't usually go like trashy, low hanging fruit, and 78 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: they did, and they did like the clickbait thing to 79 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: get that conversation starting again and we see each other. 80 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: So what I did was I then just out of 81 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:00,559 Speaker 1: the Blue multiple years later, decided to tell on Instagram 82 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: my engagement story. So I just did a slider of 83 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 1: Paul and I and our romantic story at Little Palm Island, 84 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: none of which we ever cared about telling, nor do 85 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: we make an announcement, nor do we want to, nor 86 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: do we care, nor do we need to tell anybody now. 87 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: But then in between those pictures, we did slip in 88 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 1: some pictures of the ring looking fully fully, fully hard 89 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 1: and erect, like not suntan lotioned and in bad lighting, 90 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 1: with it just a little flex just being like, yeah, 91 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,040 Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, haters you don't know. And by 92 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,279 Speaker 1: the way, and then it was like I said, the 93 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:33,039 Speaker 1: pall if they don't like it, then great, they don't 94 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: have to like it. But we're not gonna show this 95 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: penis flacid. We're gonna show it fully erect in its 96 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: best light. I've talked about this before. Television divides families. 97 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: I just want you to know. Television divides families. Trying 98 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: to choose a show with so many people is next 99 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: to one possible. Try to choose a show with a 100 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: man and a tween that everybody's gonna like. My daugh say, 101 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: can we watch Mike and Dave's wedding, which was it 102 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,159 Speaker 1: was inappropriate for her when she first saw it at 103 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: probably seven years old, but like, can we watch the Hangover? 104 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: That's all she wants to watch? Is the wrong Missy? 105 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 1: The Hangover in Mike and Dave's wedding all inappropriate. And 106 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: I'll be like secretly thinking, I like have affairs in 107 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: shows meeting. I am sleeping with Missus Masel, and I'm 108 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: not sharing that with Paul, and that's not something he 109 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: wants to be part of. But when I'm watching a 110 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: show that I watched for that works for us, like 111 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 1: The Last of Us or something, and we don't even 112 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: like it, we're just watching it because it's something that 113 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 1: we can tolerate. And there's another one, The Leftovers. We're 114 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,480 Speaker 1: just like, we don't even like it, but we started. 115 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 1: It's like a bad book. We can't get out. And 116 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 1: then I'm like secretly dreaming of my other relationship, the 117 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,400 Speaker 1: marvelous Missus Masel and I have another relationship. I can't 118 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 1: break up with the Wire. Everyone said it was like 119 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 1: the best show ever on television. That's not true, but 120 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: I'm in Like I watch it and now I have 121 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,520 Speaker 1: watch it and it's about like drug dealers and Baltimore 122 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 1: and cops, and like half watching it is weird too, 123 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: So I have to like finish, I have to finish 124 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,840 Speaker 1: that relationship. It has to run its course and then 125 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 1: it has to be over and so but I just 126 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 1: feel like I can't keep up, and I've got all 127 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:17,440 Speaker 1: these different mistresses like in television. I just and then 128 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 1: I get back with Paul and I just we want 129 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 1: to relax, and I feel unrelaxed because I can't find 130 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: a show that we both like. So it's like then 131 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,119 Speaker 1: he wants to watch comedy specials. I'm like, this feels 132 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 1: like eating a bag of Cheetos, like I'm not really 133 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 1: digesting my show. I want to show. He doesn't want 134 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 1: to watch British BBC Murder Mysteries and Weird Towns by 135 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 1: Castles and like I do. And so I don't know, 136 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,840 Speaker 1: it could divide all of us. It's really not that 137 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,360 Speaker 1: it's Brennan and I could do our own like Brin 138 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: and I Handmaid's Tale Emily in Paris, which is extremely 139 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: junk foodie. It's just like we're watching and no one 140 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: dresses like that, and it's just junk food but fine, 141 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 1: and then she and I had dead to me second, 142 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,719 Speaker 1: this next season wasn't as good, but like we managed 143 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: to find some shows we could sink in. But you 144 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,760 Speaker 1: get a little nervous when you're on the way out 145 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 1: of a show because you just start to gasp for 146 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 1: air and you're just like, we got to pick a 147 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 1: new one because these kids don't have a big attention span, 148 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: So then we'll be out of like little tweeny bopper 149 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 1: stupid shows that I don't want to get into. So 150 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 1: I gotta kind of like be prepared and have a 151 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 1: notebook of shows ahead of time, like, oh, Yellowjackets, someone 152 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 1: told me it's at a plane crash, but like Paul 153 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 1: won't watch that, he's scared of flying, So I can 154 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 1: watch that with Brent, but then I'll be segmented. And 155 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 1: I was wondering when she like Lost because you can 156 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: watching the Leftovers, which is like people compare it to lust. 157 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 1: I don't know, give me your excavatee TV shows. I 158 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 1: find it very important to have a show that you 159 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 1: really can invest in. Someone told me yesterday, Barry. Someone 160 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,960 Speaker 1: told me Barry, like I don't know, and I and 161 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 1: then the ones you forgot Madman shameless. When am I 162 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:45,840 Speaker 1: ever gonna finish? It was seven years ago that I 163 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 1: like stopped, it had to start all over again. I 164 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 1: just I just feel very defeated. I'm sorry.