1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,760 Speaker 1: All right, here we go, coming up at the top 2 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. You don't 3 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 1: want to miss today's Strawberry letter. But first, here we 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,079 Speaker 1: go with the brank phone call from the nephew. What 5 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,879 Speaker 1: you got, nephew? Watch me work? Two tea spoons and 6 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: stupid Raymond in the car? Hello, classic d that's your 7 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: favorite line. I can't come down there. Best I can 8 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 1: do for you. I'm calling along. Don't you come on? 9 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:41,240 Speaker 1: Take class man, shut your damn mouth. Hello, Hello, hey, 10 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,959 Speaker 1: who can you hear me? You're a ballad? Who's there? 11 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:48,560 Speaker 1: This Raymond? Sap? I can hear you? This is Raymonds? 12 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:52,239 Speaker 1: Speak up, I can hear you. Who is this Raymond? Raymond? 13 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: Raymond for rand is my sister? Yes? What's up? What's 14 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: up with? Somebody? Them broke in the house? Theyak in 15 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: the house right now. I'm in there. Hold on, hold on, 16 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,559 Speaker 1: hold on, man, damn, I batter. Can't hear what you're saying. 17 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 1: Somebody that what somebody them broken house? I want to 18 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 1: hear your worst him because they're in the house right now. 19 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: I'm wait a minute, wait a minute, you're saying somebody 20 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 1: there broke in the hols and they steal in there. 21 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 1: Somebody them broke in the house. I'm getting the house. Now, 22 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: hold on, Wait a minute. You said somebody that broke 23 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,839 Speaker 1: it to you damn house and they steal in there. Yes, 24 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: what you're doing? See nothing there? Why you ain't calling 25 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 1: the police. I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet 26 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get somebody to hold on, hold on, Well, 27 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Man. You're saying, somebody 28 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 1: in house, in your damn house. White not okay? Wait 29 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 1: where do you live at? Where you live at? I'm 30 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: out thirty six straight because I'm at thirty two in 31 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: the hand. You know what? Hold on after the car lodin' 32 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,919 Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, wait man, you know what what? Wait 33 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: a minute. Don't got them? Please, you've seen you to 34 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: the hould somebody for from the kid you and you're 35 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 1: talking about. You don't want them arrest it. We've got 36 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 1: some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody. Don't wait a minute. 37 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: Wait wait, now you're saying hold on, you're saying, don't 38 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: call the damn lost. You haven't got to the house. 39 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:27,959 Speaker 1: Don't call week they got it. That's a nickels in 40 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 1: the house or doing. Man, what you got? Man? You 41 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: know what is bad? Do you know what you've seen 42 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 1: your up in there? That's probably while they're in the house. 43 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,799 Speaker 1: Now you have set you up in the house, got 44 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: you in there there, that's I guarantee you that what 45 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: you what you got in there? Actually, you know what, man, 46 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the 47 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: best thing to do, even though the people in your 48 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,119 Speaker 1: house right now you need the jumpers, let me call. Man, 49 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 1: you need to let me call the day an Low. 50 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now you can't get don't 51 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: do that. I'm gonna but you know what, man, I'm 52 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: gonna tell you, don't call you would say done. Now, 53 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you now, I get called a loan, 54 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 1: I can call a loon. Hold on, I get my 55 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: wife the call right now. Don't call the police. Don't 56 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: call because it's too much of legal my wife. Don't go. Man, 57 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you something I can't do it. 58 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 1: Thank you for to go down there. Now. I'm gonna 59 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: tell you something I could just foody. Don't even call 60 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: the damn low. You know what, man living here? Call 61 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 1: to be honest with you, I'm going I ain't gonna 62 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: go down there. I'm gonna tell you right there now, 63 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: you know what. The first thing I'm gonna tell you now, Now, 64 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 1: I ain't gonna take my down there first of us. 65 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 1: They may be tapping my damn lying and I ain't 66 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: got to do with this. You're gonna get do man, 67 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 1: I could call no, I want one. Maybe look go 68 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: ahead and call them, because you know what, You're gonna 69 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: get your kill down there, and they don't know who 70 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: you are. Man, you know what, And I ain't gonna 71 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: steal on this one with you so they can find out. 72 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,839 Speaker 1: You know what looks like call a lot. I ain't 73 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: getting that. I ain't, man, you must get dam fool 74 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 1: ain't gonna get an that one. So I'm gonna tell 75 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,040 Speaker 1: you what you can do. Got I called a law 76 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: after they had my wife. Right now, you know what. 77 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 1: You may not like it now, but you appreciate me later, 78 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 1: because you know when you have to get your month 79 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 1: had waiting a minute, Wait a minute, just wist I 80 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:31,599 Speaker 1: think the sign. I think, man, you know what, this 81 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:36,239 Speaker 1: is some crazy dot you to set your up. Don't 82 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: say nothing. I'm gonna try your shook up for one. 83 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 1: Don't getting my month calling damn low, damn fool. You 84 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,160 Speaker 1: betta keep your monk hads in that closet. I'm gonna 85 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 1: tell you right now you're a damn fool. You walk 86 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: outcause I'm gonna tell you not. They show gonna kill 87 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 1: your stupid man. You know what, I ain't gonna lie 88 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 1: to you. Man. The only thing I can tell you, damn, 89 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: I'm called a law You're gonna go down, and I'm 90 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 1: gonna tell you not. I ain't ain't going down with 91 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 1: I don't know why you really even call me unless 92 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: you want for help, because I'm gonna tell you right now, 93 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,280 Speaker 1: I ain't to the jump of the eyes myself nor 94 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: my damn family. I want the thing I could do. 95 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 1: I can help you out in one way. I'm called 96 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 1: along now. My wife's gotta selp on what you want 97 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 1: me to do? Will you get me? You must be 98 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: a damn boo. I'm not. I'll know I ain't going down, 99 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 1: but I ain't going you know what. Man. Look look, 100 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 1: I can't get in there, and my wife did not 101 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 1: were to come the police. I'm gonna tell you right now. 102 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 1: They could a calm. Can you can you hear me, 103 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 1: I can hear your damn mouth? Shut up? Shut up? 104 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: Can you shut your damn mouth right now? Can you 105 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: hear me? Shut out? I don't know what the honey, 106 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,119 Speaker 1: that's why you don't shoot the shot and don't peek 107 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 1: out that damn dope. Did I say something? Man? You 108 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,599 Speaker 1: need to shut your damn mose. This is Nephew timing 109 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You know what you 110 00:05:54,800 --> 00:06:08,720 Speaker 1: just got prank by? Man? Y'all something dirty? I do? 111 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 1: Dare a well man dog. You just got franked by 112 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:18,359 Speaker 1: your boy. Wind down, man, I'm sweating like hey, up 113 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 1: in this damned withdrawals. Ooh, man, you sit up here. 114 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 1: I want to play with a man. Look at here, boy, 115 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 1: I'm sweating like here. Why are you sweating it for 116 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 1: the Because I damn st wants me to come down 117 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,799 Speaker 1: to the house. That's the show. I know you aren't 118 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:34,719 Speaker 1: coming to that. I heard it in your voice. I say, okay, 119 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 1: you know what. He ain't coming to get me, man, 120 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be here right now. Man, I might need 121 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 1: to take on for word board. Hey, let me ask 122 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 1: you something, man, what is the baddest radio show in 123 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: the land. K't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning 124 00:06:53,160 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 1: show with that nephew Tommy with He's crazy. He help. Yeah, 125 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 1: before you getting real close to what I know, gonna 126 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 1: have partner. But Steve, you were telling us about your 127 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 1: your Christmas tree. Yeah, so my love of Christmas was 128 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: really worn over at the mall because of the size 129 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 1: of the tree. So now that I've become a little 130 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 1: bit more capable, my wife has one instruction for me. 131 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,600 Speaker 1: I want the tree that go in the mall in 132 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,040 Speaker 1: my house. I'm not going down to normal malls to 133 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 1: look at the tree. I want my tree to come 134 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: with it. And that's the deal. And you know, we 135 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 1: get to look at it for like two years before 136 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 1: as it grows, and then and then they go and 137 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: they pick out the tree, and they send us a 138 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: picture of the tree before they cut it down, and 139 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:51,840 Speaker 1: then we say, yeah, that's the one that the rich 140 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 1: people tree that's in the same force though, and pick 141 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 1: it out a year before. Oh my god, they can't 142 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 1: go to the nursery like everybody right down there in 143 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,000 Speaker 1: front of h T B. They got some tree, you 144 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:10,280 Speaker 1: can by the one. I gotta have problem. Ain't down 145 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 1: there when you get your true unk a year before 146 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: it as it's growing. Then they sent me a picture 147 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 1: from the nursery of the trees, and then they stand 148 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 1: next to him and put it, you know, measuring stick 149 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 1: up that tell me how tall it is, how wide 150 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 1: it is, and then we picked from that. It's like 151 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: a kid. How much tree? What? What that wrong? I 152 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,719 Speaker 1: don't I don't never had. You're raising a tree for 153 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,720 Speaker 1: two years. I don't know how much damn tree? Come, No, 154 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:44,839 Speaker 1: it's a tree. It's not it ain't a cow. It 155 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 1: ain't a lot of calls. You go walking in it, 156 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:57,040 Speaker 1: You feed the tree. It's called every month. The trees 157 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 1: ain't that high.