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Speaker 1: Stradio Lab. I'm feeling on top of the world. Um

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Speaker 1: quite literally, we are on top of not just the world,

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Speaker 1: but Hell's Kitchen. We are coming at you live destination

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Speaker 1: recording in Hell's Kitchen, Ny City Baby. When the New

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Speaker 1: York Mayor's office approached us to be brand ambassadors for

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Speaker 1: Hell's Kitchen, we said, you know, not all gay guys

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Speaker 1: are the same. We're more Brooklyn, bed Sty Bushwick. And

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Speaker 1: then he said, what do you think about Charlie xc

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Speaker 1: X And we said jeesus like. And then he said

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Speaker 1: you all say that? And I said, okay, you're right.

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Speaker 1: Kind over credits do and and now here we are. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: do you feel the spirit of Hell's Kitchen flowing through?

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Speaker 1: When I tell you my heart is pounding? I feel

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Speaker 1: so this is like I'm feeling avatar way of water,

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Speaker 1: but instead of water to the energy of healths Kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I can feel my NOVI is partying in industry right

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Speaker 1: now and sort of listening to a remix of that

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Speaker 1: song that samples Bluebde Yeah, I can feel sort of

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Speaker 1: the top forties mixed in with sort of the worst

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Speaker 1: and a finance guy who unfortunately is kind of hot,

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Speaker 1: didn't think you guys do. Yeah, and he's like, oh, where,

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Speaker 1: what in finance do you do? And he's like, actually,

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Speaker 1: work at Accenture And you're like, well, that's not even

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Speaker 1: like good, like like that's even a step below finance. See.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad you know which finance is good and

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Speaker 1: here in Hell's kitchen about you. It's really there is

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Speaker 1: a drag queen that has been rejected from Drag Race

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Speaker 1: the past seventeen years running. But you know what, she

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Speaker 1: does a great whitney and that's all you need. Like,

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Speaker 1: I think it's actually so much more respectable to be

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Speaker 1: rejected a hundred times from that show. I agree. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's a lifelong process becoming an underdog, and then you

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Speaker 1: have to get your moment when you're approximately fifty five

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Speaker 1: worst part is that your moment only lasts for about

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Speaker 1: six months and it's unpaid. But it's such good exposure,

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Speaker 1: such a fun moment. Those six months are going to

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Speaker 1: be the best moments of the rest of your life,

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Speaker 1: which won't be much longer. Right, Rest in power, Rest

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Speaker 1: in power. Should we say why we're in Hell's kitchen?

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Speaker 1: You can't. I'm leaving that up to you. Okay. So

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Speaker 1: here's what happened. You know, normally we recorded at our homes.

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Speaker 1: had especially made um by the folks at the home edit.

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Speaker 1: And if you want to hear more about that, our

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Speaker 1: Netflix show about that is premiere next month. Um. But

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Speaker 1: And then my boyfriend who shall remain nameless, goes, oh,

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Speaker 1: zoom therapy and you said twice that you have nothing

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Speaker 1: during that time, and I said, you bet, you bet

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Speaker 1: the wrong week on my calendar. And so then there

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Speaker 1: I am, twenty four hours before the recording, frantically emailing

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Speaker 1: everyone I can get my grubby little hands on to say,

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Speaker 1: is there a studio a podcasting studio, even preferably in

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Speaker 1: Hell's kitchen. We could switch this recording to and sure

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Speaker 1: enough are brilliant producer Olivia connected us to the UH

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Speaker 1: to the folks here, and twenty four hours later, we are,

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Speaker 1: like I said, on top of the world in Hell's Kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking right at you in a way that feels

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Speaker 1: both intimate but also so far away because our faces

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Speaker 1: another screen, fully spectators on zoom um looking at us,

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Speaker 1: say one more thing about Hell's Kitchen. Please you know

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Speaker 1: what I feel whenever I'm here, and this um is

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Speaker 1: It's like when you look at a menu and there

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Speaker 1: that that's first show that's for them. That's a performance

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Speaker 1: their own way. You saw Avatar. I am not going

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Speaker 1: to be part of Emily in Paris. Oh, that's true,

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Speaker 1: and you know we have a huge Once we bring

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Speaker 1: But this is a sort of this is a niche.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he did. I don't think he did

422
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 1: take a TVD that she is still on YouTube because

423
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 1: it probably makes more money. It's still on YouTube. Well,

424
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 1: he also is getting more like bigger and bigger stars.

425
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: It's just very He's like Eminem He's very good at

426
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,439
Speaker 1: what he does. I just don't want to hear it.

427
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:17,400
Speaker 1: You know, it's super talented that it's too many facts

428
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 1: for me, Like I don't love nard war style stuff

429
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: where it's like I know everything about you. But I

430
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: see why it's entertaining when the challenge is presented that

431
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,919
Speaker 1: you have to answer these questions under duress. Yeah, do

432
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: you watch it, Sam? No? No, No, It's just one

433
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 1: of those things where it's like it's again. It's like,

434
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 1: you know, with the current media landscape, it's easy for

435
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 1: it's easy for a bit to go too far because

436
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,239
Speaker 1: no one there's no executive to say no. But I know,

437
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: I know that's why. I mean, that's why I can't

438
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 1: believe people white like white lotus so much. The the

439
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: bits gone, the bit's gone too far with most of

440
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 1: these shows. But you know, I wanted to though, because

441
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 1: this is something, this is a world premiere. I found

442
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,160
Speaker 1: a show that I liked is in a reality show

443
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,719
Speaker 1: and I don't really kind of delve into those waters

444
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: very often because I find TV for smart people to

445
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: be obnoxious, um, because of the media landscape. But I

446
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: discovered a new a new program from our friends at

447
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: Apple called Slow Horses starring Fat Gary Oldman. I you

448
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 1: will literally everyone has been talking to me about Slow Horses.

449
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,880
Speaker 1: Great program. Great program. And you guys can have your

450
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: White Lotus and your Sopranos and all your other bullshit,

451
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: but this is a great program and it has British

452
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 1: accents as well. Wow, you are literally ready to burn

453
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: it all down. It is I'm scared of your radicalism.

454
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 1: Liking liking the Sopranse. Liking the Sopranos is like liking pizza.

455
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: It's like, sure, dude, cool, that's crazy that you like

456
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: a TV show that one every award I could possibly win.

457
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: God's Dead. It was even more. There was a sort

458
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: of period there where people were like, you know, the

459
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: Sopranos isn't just about the mafia, it's about capitalism. And

460
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, we know. When you think about it,

461
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: every show is about capitalism. But I don't want to

462
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 1: get into that. No, there's no it's above our pay. Great. Yeah, no,

463
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: I think every I would say, everyone has been talking

464
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,199
Speaker 1: to me about Slow Horses too, but everyone being like

465
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: Misha and his parents because I was just up there

466
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: for a Christmas I do think Slow Horses, to your point,

467
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: seems like the rare kind of show that is both

468
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: a straight parent show and a cool millennial show. No, No,

469
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: that's that's a good point. Like my parents would definitely

470
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: watch it, and they might not understand and they would

471
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: have to have subtitles on like I did. Um, but

472
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,719
Speaker 1: I am their son, you know, so that that kind

473
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: of like that's that kind of tracks. But it's it's

474
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: a great program. And I feel because like I've been

475
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: watching so much garbage, it feels great to finally watch

476
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: something that people think is like good. Um. But luckily

477
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 1: there's not a lot of discourse around it because there's

478
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: not enough sex, so no one cares. That's sort of

479
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,080
Speaker 1: how I felt about the show Bad Sisters, also on

480
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: Apple TV, but then never heard of that. Well exactly,

481
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what's good. He's a stands a sort

482
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: of a huge stand of the show Bad Sisters. It's

483
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: about are there any are there any hotties or yes?

484
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: And um, well yes there are. And also the young

485
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: slutty sister is played by Bono's daughter, Oh, the one

486
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: that got mad about the NEPO babies are that's my queen.

487
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 1: I stand with her. She's very talented, she's really good

488
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: in it. And so you're saying to me that she

489
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: would have this role on this TV program if her

490
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 1: dad wasn't Bono. Um, I'm saying that she's better than

491
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: us because her dad is Bono and we need to

492
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: just sort of like pay with that. Who do I

493
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: want a random woman off the street to be in

494
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 1: Bad Sisters? No, that's right. You know what sucks about

495
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: being Bono's daughter is the last name is unrecognizable because

496
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 1: he doesn't have one. Well yeah, but that almost makes

497
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: it because then you can sort of get away with

498
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: ye your own person. Yeah yeah, but I mean I

499
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 1: don't want to be my own person when I'm calling

500
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: you know, mother Wolf for Friday Night. And that's that's true.

501
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: That's true, benefits and stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's I mean,

502
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: that's why we're also jealous of Sasha Spielberg. I know,

503
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: have you heard her music? I mean literally couldn't tell you,

504
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: like I'm sure I have at some point, but it

505
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 1: really watches over me. She opened for Hoim Oh well,

506
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: him is a storied character on this podcast. But go ahead,

507
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: I'm a big home guy. She was. She Sasha Spielberg's

508
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: music is better than expected, but not like I need

509
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: to listen to it, you know what I mean. It's

510
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: one of those it's one of those. Well, you know

511
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: what I found out today is Kathy and Jimmy's daughter

512
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: is an indie musician who Kathy and Jimmy is. Um said, like,

513
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: you're saying, Kathy and Jimmy, that's too weak. She's like

514
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: the funny, the funny one in hocus Pocus. She's like

515
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: the third witch that's not so just like a Parker

516
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: and all right, you bigger gal on the hocus Pocus

517
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: bunch's third hocus Pocus girls. She's sort of the st

518
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: Heim of cocus Pocus, if that means come on. Okay,

519
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: So so George of you and Chris both like him.

520
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 1: It seems like there's like, are you guys like the

521
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: gay version of us? Are we the straight version of

522
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 1: you guys? Because you guys have like you guys have

523
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: sort of a tidier look, like the same haircut. I

524
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: would actually say, I would actually say, you guys are

525
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: the gay versions of us? Okay? Interesting? Interesting? What makes

526
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: that on you guys? What makes you say that exactly?

527
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: Because yeah, I'm actually curious of your reasoning as well. Well,

528
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: you know, all we've heard since we've gotten on this

529
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: Zoom is him saunas you know, working out do your

530
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: people like saunas. I had no idea. Yeah, yeah, we

531
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: just love the peace and quiet. Yeah, I just love

532
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: to be alone or actually, yeah, I love to bond.

533
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,239
Speaker 1: There's some saunas in the West Village I'm told not

534
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: to go into for kind of peace and quiet. I

535
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: have a sauna right here. Oh my god, what the

536
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: hell is that's insane? You know how much come is

537
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: in there? Zero? They don't. There's no fun hard look

538
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: at it. You don't even like play sauna with I

539
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: don't know a loved one. Let's play sauna. You don't

540
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: even want to be like, I just want to see

541
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: how the gay guys do it. Let's try it. Yeah,

542
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: over the sauna, I don't know. I don't use it.

543
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: It's well, it's too small. Yeah, I'm kind of I'm like,

544
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: I'm tall and it's you know, it's it's a cramp space.

545
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: You can't really get much action going on in there. Wow,

546
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: wow a one. One day I'll get a bigger, bigger one. Yeah,

547
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: the only comeless suna and all that's so impressive, should

548
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: make it a landmark. I went to a new I

549
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: went to a new um kind of like wellness like place.

550
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: On Sunset Boulevard. I usually go to a place called

551
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: Pause Studios, but they were booked because a lot of

552
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: people were recovering after the holidays. Of course, what is

553
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: the No, it's a it's a just a grooming place. No,

554
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: it's a no, it's not Chateau mar Mutt. It's a

555
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: high end Um, it's a high pause P A pause

556
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: like P a stereo. I apology, I apologize for the confusion, fellas.

557
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: Um that so it's a high end recovery area and

558
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: there's you get a sauna that has a cold plunge

559
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: and a shower in the same rooms. You can kind

560
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: of do the whole cycle. Um, very affordable. Um. And

561
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: then but they were booked, so I had to go

562
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: to this other other thing called Remedy Place, which is

563
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: a little more like Vibes, you know, so it's like

564
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: a it's like dark, and then it's more expensive. There's

565
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: fifteen there's fifteen employees wearing Lulu lemon. And then there's

566
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: also like a like a there's like a now they

567
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: weren't hot, and then there was, um, there's a bar,

568
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: it seems like and they also encourage you to kind

569
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: of like cowork. So after you get cry. Oh and

570
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: a little bit of a little bit of house for

571
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: people who sleep in their car exactly exactly. So I

572
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: was there and I was like, oh, I thought this,

573
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: I've heard about this. There's one in New York. It

574
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: seems like, you know, like Equinox, soho house level of establishment.

575
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: And then I went in the sauna room and it

576
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: was I gotta say, and I'm a you know, I'm

577
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: a pretty big guy. It was cramped, and it was cramped,

578
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: the shower was cramped. Their in house products were not

579
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: up to my standards. Um, So I was just I

580
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: left disappointed, and I thought to myself, that was the

581
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: first time I had personally considered purchasing a sauna for

582
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: my home. You know, even though Jason is because you're

583
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: such a big guy. You know, I'm such a big guy.

584
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't I want. I needed to person

585
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: because I like to lay down a little bit. Oh sure,

586
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: you have to stretch out a bit to go to

587
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: go to a spot place that is so bad it

588
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: actually inspires you to purchase your own sauna. Look, I

589
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 1: didn't pull the trigger, but I've I've thought about it

590
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: harder than I ever have before. I thought presented itself

591
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: into your head. Okay, exactly, I give it a year.

592
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: Let's get into some segments, you guys, Yeah, no, I

593
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: thank you for giving. I do want to just last

594
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: the idea of a sauna coworking. Like I'm imagining someone

595
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: on their laptop going from the ice bath to the

596
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: sauna and just like being like, just startling back, just

597
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: startling back, totally. That's that's literally what's happening. Like there's

598
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: a lot of products overheating, water damage, like everyone being electrocuted.

599
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: But she's like, you did launch worth it? Um? Sam?

600
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: Would you like second? Oh? Yeah you do? Okay, I'll

601
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: do it um. Well, gentlemen, our first segment is called

602
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: straight Shooters, and in this segment, we ask you a

603
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: series of rapid fire questions where you have to pick

604
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: this thing or that thing. And oh wait, I forgot

605
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: to say. It's the test your series of rapid fire

606
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: questions to test your familiarity with and complicity in straight culture.

607
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: So you have to choose this thing or another thing.

608
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: But the twist is none of them make any sense,

609
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: and you're not allowed to ask any follow up questions,

610
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: and if you do, we'll kick you out. Of the zoom.

611
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: All right, Sam, take it away. Okay, Swiss beats or

612
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: Swiss miss let's talk. I'll go Swiss miss. Yeah, I

613
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: have to. I have to stand with my co host

614
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: on this. I hate swizz beats, show talk. I love

615
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: hot chocolate, cold or warm Wow. Okay, silent disco or

616
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: soilent smoothie, soil and smoothie one silent smoothie, silent discos

617
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: through one of the it's the worst things since um,

618
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,240
Speaker 1: since flash mops. It really is uniquely that well, they're sisters,

619
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: bad sisters. I would say, um, okay, um, Frankly, my dear,

620
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn or damn Daniel, Oh, damn Daniel.

621
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: For sure. That's a classic. That is a classic. All right,

622
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: why Daniel? I agree? I hate Frankly, my dear. I

623
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: don't give it. Honestly, it is it's so like, Okay,

624
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: that's your famous line. It's dramatic. It really is. Before

625
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 1: they sort of mastered the art of catchphrases. It's too

626
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: could imagine the first time hearing it, you would you

627
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 1: would just be like, oh it floors you, okay, wide

628
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Speaker 1: legged pants or narrow minded Hollywood executives narrow minded Hollywood

629
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: executi is I'm wide legged pants? Sorry? Okay? Happy wife,

630
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 1: happy life or single and ready to mingle? Happy wife,

631
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: happy life? Next question, all right, being fenced in or

632
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: being lensed by Jurgen Teller, do not say fucking lens?

633
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: Do not say that. And I know, thank you. I

634
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: almost feel like I emailed you and told you to

635
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 1: work in. I'm not gonna bring I'm not going to

636
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: bring up the I know who coined that cursed term,

637
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: or we're gonna we're gonna brush on by that. But

638
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: I would love to have my photo taken by Urgan.

639
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: Of course, he's one of my favorites. The bottom for Ran.

640
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 1: Let's keep it a hundred, bro, that's too far. Did

641
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: you say bottom for Urgan? He's not even gay. It's

642
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,919
Speaker 1: just a fashion for talking, you know, you know when

643
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: you first, when we first got into tops and bottoms,

644
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: I was like, for Urgan, burdom, for Urgan, that's a

645
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: social movement. I mean, now we're talking, that's so progressive.

646
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: Hashtag burden for your game, joined the movement today, Make

647
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: your voice hurt and bergen for Durgan Um okay, J

648
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: Crew or JB. Smooth Well, I mean, I have to

649
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: say j crew, but I would say that anyway. I'm

650
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: a big fan of Have you guys seen Curb your enthusiasm?

651
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: I recently started watching actually, I mean talk about build there,

652
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: gonna watch it, start, gonna get JB smooth, sir? Are

653
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: you saying? Are you saying that? And I don't want

654
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: to put you in a weird position, but do you

655
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: like Curb more than sopranos? Whom or him about all

656
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 1: of you? I like Curb more than the sopranos. Oh soprano?

657
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Why? Why the dramatic pronuncis sopranosh? I'm classically

658
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 1: trained with my family. I guess I gotta go Curb.

659
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: I'm a lola at the end of the day. Yeah,

660
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: you gotta. I mean, I'm gonna go ahead and go soprano. Yes,

661
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: I mean I've only seen like eight episodes of Curb. Oh,

662
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,919
Speaker 1: now you have to watch Curb beginning to end. Yeah, well,

663
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: you guys, I just started Seinfeld like a year ago

664
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: and I'm still working through it. And I felt like

665
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to watch Curb until I finished Seinfeld.

666
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: But then I was on a plane once and I

667
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: was bored, and they had it, so I started it Mormon,

668
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: what's the deal? Well, what's your problem? What? Hey, Jack,

669
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: what's your problem? I think it stems from I always

670
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: was like, I'm a child, and as I'm not allowed

671
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: to watch adult things, I was really putting rules on

672
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: myself as a kid, and so I was like, Seinfeld,

673
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: that's for adults, like MTV spring Break for adults. And

674
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: then it was like okay. At this point, I'm like seventeen,

675
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, well that show is too old.

676
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, okay, that's like that's irrelevant and that's

677
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: gonna die. And actually, I bet you watched every season

678
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: of Sex in the City, my so called life housewives.

679
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: I can keep going. No, you're literally right. This is

680
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: a hate crime, but it's completely correct one of them.

681
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: I would say. One of the most charming things about

682
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: Sam is this um is that he never really went

683
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 1: through a rebellious phase as a kid. Would you say that. No.

684
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: I didn't rebel until I was maybe like twenty three,

685
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: which was like kind of a weak rebellion because it's like, yeah,

686
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 1: you're like out of the house, who cares? What kind

687
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: of what was your version of a rebellious act. What

688
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: got you put in the slammer for the weekend. I mean,

689
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: I didn't rebel legally, but I do feel like I

690
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: was kind of like, um, you got somebody a sternly

691
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: worded letter or something. I was like, you got it.

692
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,800
Speaker 1: I was like sexually like almost dangerous, like bordering on dangerous,

693
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: you know, like across the New York across the tri

694
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: state area that doesn't have what's going on, Well, you

695
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: gotta see on one of you gotta see on one

696
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: of your papers at Barge kind of like spiraled after that. No,

697
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,879
Speaker 1: I was just sort of like I was just kind

698
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 1: of like, well, what Like I moved to New York

699
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 1: and was like, well, let's no one's watching me. Let's go.

700
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: And also you described went crazy. You described it to

701
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: me once in a way that I thought was so interesting,

702
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: which is you were like, well, I was closeted, and

703
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 1: I felt like if I drank too much or did drugs,

704
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: I would get so loose that I would come out.

705
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: And then that actually was kind a couple of straight

706
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: friends like that, Yeah, that's a common affliction. I don't

707
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: think that's they get blacked out and then they like

708
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: start a fight because like what if this hot guy

709
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 1: beat me up? Kind of totally Yeah, No, I definitely

710
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: and I literally did come out because I was drunk,

711
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: like and it's like, man, I could have a wife

712
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: right now. Imagine. Yeah, it's a slippery slope. Where did

713
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,439
Speaker 1: you Where did you come from? What where are you from?

714
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm from like the Midwest and Virginia and I went

715
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: to college in Virginia. That's not great because Virginia is

716
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: kind of like, it's not the South, but it's also nothing.

717
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: It's a confusing place. Don't come for viam not. I

718
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: love Va a place and they've given us such great

719
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: stuff like tobacco and etcetera. But I just don't, you know,

720
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 1: it's kind of a tweeter. I'd say Southern Virginia is

721
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: the south and northern Virginia to the north. It's like,

722
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: I don't you can't split a state like that? What

723
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: do you think you are? General Patton? Like, Virginia is

724
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 1: literally split into two states, West Virginia and regular Virginia.

725
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: She's west split, but Virginians don't want to claim West

726
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: Virginia because of the stigma. We all know that because

727
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: of your a little opioid crisis, that's it's not my

728
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,479
Speaker 1: My open word crisis took place in New York City,

729
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with West Virginia. Okay, wait, you

730
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: know what I'm noticing. You know, because you two are

731
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: such professionals, you know, if we let our guard down

732
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 1: for one second, suddenly you're the ones interviewing us. No,

733
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: it's so crazy, And not to bring it back to

734
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 1: topping or bottoming, but it's like, I feel like we're

735
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: flip and it's like it's actually and we're being bottoms

736
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: and not even in a sort of power bottom empowering way.

737
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 1: We're being we're being dominated. Yeah, you guys are being

738
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: used and using us. This is the question. That's what

739
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,479
Speaker 1: a cross promotional podcast appearance. Yeah, I guess that's true.

740
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: Flip flip fucking. That never heard of flip fucking. It's

741
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: when you take turns topping and bothering to each other.

742
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: I thought I could kind of do the math on

743
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 1: what it meant. I think you never heard that term before.

744
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 1: I like it. I ever heard that term before either,

745
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: and I thought that was I thought the rules were

746
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: a little more strict than that. But I guess if

747
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: you find someone that's a freak like you, you can

748
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: go ahead and get it because nobody's buying you play

749
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: and dumb like that. I've never heard that. I've never

750
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: heard the term when ever did both things and you know,

751
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: in succession when the possibility is there, I guess. I

752
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: guess I'm just even straight be flipping sometimes. Yeah, that

753
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 1: that is true. I'm just saying the term is so good.

754
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: The fact that I've never heard it before is shocking.

755
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: I think it does just exist more on like gay apps,

756
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: like yeah, Like I would never say to a person like, oh,

757
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: you know, we should flip fuck tonight. It just sort

758
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: of like exists as a phraise on an app. I

759
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: feel like a thing, like as a thing you're okay

760
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 1: with in a list of things you're okay with. Yeah,

761
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: And it's even like sounds hotter on text, like when

762
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: you say it in real life it almost loses its sexuality. Well,

763
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: I sort of feel that way about any gay sex

764
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: term is that it's now so uh over you. Everything

765
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: is over used that when you say you actually have

766
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: to say it with a wing. You have to be like,

767
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: so you want to part? What was that? One more time?

768
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 1: This is very urgin for Durkin or whatever did you

769
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: say Bert for straight Shooter, so you should join the movement.

770
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: We're flip flaggin. Yeah. Okay, Um, this has been Are

771
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: you done with here? I think I've actually done one more, uh,

772
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: and it is the following co hosting a brand activation

773
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 1: onboarding and exciting new client or debuting an exclusive cocktail

774
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: at the south By Southwest White Claw Lounge, brought to

775
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:05,399
Speaker 1: you by Hunday. I'm going to take the first one

776
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 1: because I hate or boarding and I hate Austin Urin birding. Yeah,

777
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I don't even remember a single word from

778
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: the first one, but I'm going to pick that one

779
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: as well. All right, Jason, don't lie, don't The third

780
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: one was so wordy and perfect that it wow. Well,

781
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 1: I think you guys that are really act. Yeah, I

782
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: think that was so incredible. Um, the way that that

783
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: is not supposed to but something did start a conversation.

784
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: I really felt like, Um, you know, that's why these

785
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: cultural exchanges are so important. I think we've gotten I

786
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: mean the fact that we even came up with a

787
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: social movement flip fergin for your during that segment that's

788
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: never happened before. I've already I texted my project manager

789
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: to set up to go fund me. I'll give you

790
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,720
Speaker 1: guys the log in and listen. I'm excited for the activation. Yeah,

791
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: no problem. We have some we have some possible locations

792
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: kind of um waiting for us. We have we have

793
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 1: some third and fourth holds right now, so we have

794
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: Jason has a third hold on the Ralph's Fresh Fair.

795
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: It's not you know, they have a nice selection of

796
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: white cloth. I I at first I heard third and

797
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: fourth hole. I know us. That's twisted. Guys. You can

798
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: get your head out of the gut. We're not talking

799
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: about holes. No, you're right, and I heard hole. But

800
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: then I heard hold, and I said, I'm gonna let

801
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: it slide. But I appreciate. Well, here's what I'll say.

802
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: You know how people, you know, you'll use one part

803
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: of a person to refer to a whole person. So

804
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: people be like, oh, we have head count, like how

805
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: many heads whatever? You could sort of just switch that

806
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: and do whole. Like imagine being in a business meeting

807
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 1: and be like, so we're gonna need three to four

808
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: holes for the activation, so people have more than one

809
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: hole though, So this is going to be I guess

810
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: that's true. Although I mean, I don't know if I

811
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: don't know if you count noses and ears Jason, because

812
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: of Jason's ear size, they have to count in his

813
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,919
Speaker 1: in his case, So it's it's it is fun way

814
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: to get it in there. Yeah, it's confusing. Well, I

815
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: mean that's enough hole for now. I think. Sorry I

816
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 1: brought a hole. Jesus, I thought we were a gay podcast.

817
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: Let's play some bills, you guys. Suddenly suddenly we're suddenly

818
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: we're being uh, you know, we're in front of two

819
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: straight guys and you're uncomfortable talking about hole. No, I

820
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 1: told I taught them about flip you not anything. Um,

821
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: should we get into the topic? I think we should? Okay,

822
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: how should we introduce it? Well? Wait, who wanted? Did

823
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: I see a hand? I'll introduce it. So we're going

824
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,919
Speaker 1: to talk about straight subjects and to see how much

825
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 1: we know about them. It's sort of like so each

826
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 1: episode of a different topic, and so we talk about why. Yeah, yeah,

827
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: so we you know our topic. You know, I'll give

828
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: you guys the floor. What is what is today's topic

829
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: that you brought with you and and prepared for over

830
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: a week. I heard, Yeah, I've been working on this

831
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: since like late July. Yea, I'm gonna go with Home Improvements.

832
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,240
Speaker 1: Home Improvements, Home Repaired, the TV show the actual act

833
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,760
Speaker 1: of some things around the house, which is a real classic.

834
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: I mean, because sometimes we do sort of avant garde

835
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: topics like you know, overhead lighting or I don't know,

836
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: that's very siblings or whatever. But home repairs are so

837
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: class so that gay people only do uplighting and then

838
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: straight people do overhead exactly. And you know, and if

839
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: you want to learn more, you can listen to the backlog.

840
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: I'm a quick learner. I'll check out the I Heart platform.

841
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 1: I don't have an i heeart subscriptions. If you guys

842
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: give me a log in that you just send me

843
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: the MP three. Yeah, we can get you. We can

844
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: get you a comp for next year's Vulture Fest if

845
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: you want. Don't tip me with a good time like that.

846
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 1: So home repairs, Jason, you sort of implied that you

847
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 1: dabble in home repairs yourself. I mean, I was just

848
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: thinking of straight stuff and that really jumped out to

849
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: me because Chris and I, even though we're both straight,

850
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,919
Speaker 1: we're both mostly just into gay stuff only. So it

851
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: was a little difficult to find that subject. But yeah,

852
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,280
Speaker 1: I would. I would say it's something that I've learned

853
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: over the years as a straight person. I've I guess

854
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: I've taught myself home improvement skills over the years. And

855
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: then um and and Chris hasn't quite as much, and

856
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of stuff to explore in there,

857
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: and both of those wholes, I would say, I would

858
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: say I go beyond not as much and would say

859
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: I actively avoid because there's people you can hire throws

860
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: money at the problem like a fucking queen. And it's

861
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 1: not because I. I just it's the way I approached

862
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: cooking as well. There are people that have dedicated their

863
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: lives to these things and are very good at it.

864
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: And if I can go on my favorite app to

865
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: scrap it and kind of get one of them to

866
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: hang by hang one of my pictures, then I'm gonna

867
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: do that. Whereas Jason would try to take a shot

868
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: at h back himself. Wow. So do you feel that

869
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: getting into home improvement has sort of gotten you more

870
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 1: in touch with the straight community at large? It's all

871
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: I've got because I don't really watched sports, so I

872
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,479
Speaker 1: can if you see a group of straights and they're

873
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: like looking out a piece of wood and you could

874
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: go up next to him and be like uh, and

875
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: then you and then you guys are all bonded. When Jason, Yeah,

876
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 1: when Jason after one of Jason's DJ sets where he

877
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: plays Madonna, he has to go to home depot the

878
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,399
Speaker 1: next day and kind of stand around the two by

879
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: fours and just kind of re up on his on

880
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: his man. Yeah, he just I'm he's a pine guy.

881
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,919
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I like like a little barbecue

882
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: at home, you know, lighting the fire, you know, painting

883
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: all these all these things that you get a good

884
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: sense of straight publishment from that. What is an example

885
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:07,240
Speaker 1: of a home repair that you have successfully completed countless?

886
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: Like just just this morning, my are the nest thermostat.

887
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you know? It was acting up? And I'm sorry,

888
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: I need to stop you right there. Having a nest

889
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: thermostat is unfortunately getting you're kind of negating, okay, um,

890
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 1: but we all have to have a thermostat nowadays if

891
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 1: we have the privilege of of heating and cooling. But

892
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: I don't do a little I had to do some rewiring,

893
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: some electrical work, and I turned the fuse box off. Okay,

894
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: so you were you were playing with God. Then it's

895
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: just another day for me. But did it work? It

896
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: did work. Did you learn about it on YouTube? I

897
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: had to use Reddit just straighter than YouTube. That's yeah,

898
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: that's and that's also it's a dangerous pipeline of like

899
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: home improvement interest to getting radicalized into the alt right

900
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: through Reddit and just two clicks away. And I'm it

901
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 1: happens to any of us. Jason. I don't know Jason's

902
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: handle on the red Scare message board, but I'm sure

903
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: that it exists. I think No, I'm a lurker. I

904
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 1: think one of the straighter elements of home improvement is

905
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: the fact that it starts at like a home depot

906
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: or a lowse like those spaces I actually never feel more.

907
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,959
Speaker 1: You were talking about at the beginning during the intro,

908
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: how we feel fear um at a lowse or a

909
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: home depot. That fear is like ten times the intro

910
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: fear where it's like if I'm there with a boyfriend,

911
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: I will be like like, that's where I like will

912
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 1: bring out the internalized homophobia and be like, Okay, this

913
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: is a straight space, Like I don't know who I'm

914
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 1: dealing with and like we're I'm gonna wait in the car.

915
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: You have to go in and buy that light bulb. Yeah. Yeah,

916
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: Sam's like my brother and I. I even feel like

917
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: I had to be like, oh we both care about this,

918
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 1: Like which screw should we get? I don't, I don't know. Well,

919
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: you know, you never you have to learn these things

920
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: because if your if your boyfriend is on on another

921
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: one of his business trips and something happens while he's gone,

922
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to nut up and and fix that

923
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: ceiling fan or whatever. If you're hot boyfriend who like

924
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: works at works in finance, and he's gone on one

925
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: of his work trips and you have to zoom him

926
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: and he's like in his suit but his ties loosened

927
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: at the four seasons and you're like, oh my god,

928
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: I have to rewire this thing. And all of a

929
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: sudden you turn around and he's got his hog out

930
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 1: on fucking on FaceTime. This can be hot. Okay, Well,

931
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. If if going into

932
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: Home Depot or lows is Uh is the epicenter of

933
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 1: of gay fear in a retail brick and mortar environment,

934
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 1: what is the opposite of that, what environment, what store

935
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 1: makes you feel the most comfortable and at ease. Wow,

936
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: that is an incredible and beautiful question, and this is

937
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: a great example of you being an credible podcaster. I mean,

938
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: my immediate instinct is to say a bar, No, can't retail.

939
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 1: Retail like you can say unique low it's fine, it's not. No,

940
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: it's not, it's not you know what it was actually,

941
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 1: because it's unique is actually stressful. It's it's um. I

942
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 1: wish I don't think the in all time, I would

943
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: say American apparel. When I felt seen, I felt understood,

944
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: I felt like it was my culture. You know what,

945
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: look twice when you asked to try on the gold

946
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:37,879
Speaker 1: limy body, No, of course you should. Yeah, And your

947
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 1: story is like a Polly like everyone there is just

948
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: everyone like you have to be a flip fucker or

949
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: else you're not hired. Well, you're a flipfucker. But then

950
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: the undercurrent is Republican. You're like, you're like, Republicans are

951
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: paying me to flip five. I flip Democratic, but I

952
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: vote Republican. So my answer, I think would be a

953
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 1: sort of silver Lake boutique that has like candles and

954
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: and and listen. Politically, I'm against all of that, but

955
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: I can't deny the fact that you feel comfortable when

956
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: you enter a squiggly space. So you're saying you feel comfortable. Yeah,

957
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: you're a mohawk and they have an eight dollar candle.

958
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: You can get your little acne skinnies and you're kind

959
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: of good to go find maybe a little like tinned

960
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 1: fish with the oil or even and again I want

961
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: I wouldn't buy this myself. But if there are squiggly

962
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: just sort of like uh, ceramic squiggly things that you

963
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: put on a wall, again, I look at it, I'm like,

964
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: I hate that aesthetically, but I feel safe. See, I

965
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: can't um. I just I feel not the same way

966
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: you don't. When I walk into the stores like that,

967
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:46,879
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like they're like, he's not gonna

968
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: buy anything. Like I feel like they're like looking me

969
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: up and down and being like you just have to

970
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: go in with confident. You just to go in and

971
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: sort of look at the front desk person and be

972
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 1: like hey bitch, and then like yeah, you have to

973
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 1: give them the look of like I'm not gonna buy

974
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 1: any of his trash garbage trash. Well, do you guys,

975
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 1: are you both big shoppers? In general? We really are not.

976
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: Neither of us are I am. I am in a

977
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: relationship with a big shopper, so in that sense, I'm

978
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: in a sort of famously big shopping famously I'm I'm

979
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: not a big shopper either. I love to do a

980
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: retail report and check it out, you know, in all cities,

981
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: But I don't. I don't like to be kind of

982
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: touch the silks and stuff like I like to. You

983
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: can't do that on essence. No, I'm a little bit

984
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,280
Speaker 1: of a fabric guy, like to feel it between my fingers.

985
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:40,240
Speaker 1: But I'm I'm I could tell you guys aren't shoppers

986
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 1: based on what you chose, um, because those aren't. Oh no, exactly. Yeah,

987
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 1: Like I wish I was the type of person who

988
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 1: would be like, oh yeah, like going into this specific

989
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: like men's wear store in whatever, soho or whatever, like

990
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: that's my safe space, and I know the tailor knows

991
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 1: about like a target or something. No, I don't. It's yeah,

992
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: I have I like fetishize a Walmart, but when I'm

993
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: actually in the space, I panic do not a space Walmart.

994
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: Walmart is not a space. It's aware of Yeah, Walmart

995
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: is one of the most and unfortunately, as a Southern person,

996
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: by the grace of God, that is my culture. Um,

997
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 1: but I have been fortunate enough to deny it and

998
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: feel separated from it. Wait, where are you from Atlanta?

999
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of home depots there in the

1000
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 1: in the surrounding areas, and you are able to buy

1001
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 1: power tools, tires, CDs, clothing, um and as well as

1002
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: a full selection of groceries and other pantry items. I

1003
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 1: would say, if you want to overcome your home depot fear,

1004
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: start in the paint section, not much as gayer than

1005
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 1: picking out a selection to go take home. That'll be

1006
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: a good way to get your feet wet, and then

1007
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: from there we can explore more. Well. You know, it's

1008
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 1: funny that honestly, that sounds even more relaxing than the

1009
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,359
Speaker 1: Silverly boutique. If I was just in a store that's

1010
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 1: sold colors and I just literally my entire job was

1011
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:08,959
Speaker 1: picking my favorite color, nothing sounds more relaxing. And where

1012
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: what you want? You could just whear what you want,

1013
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: no one's judging your up. They're all covered in paint.

1014
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 1: You should check out Pharaoh and Ball if you're really

1015
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:21,720
Speaker 1: like that being said, Chris does go to a store

1016
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: in New York that only sells laundry detergent. No, I

1017
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: do not go to the laundress store. I order the

1018
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: laundress on Jeff Bezos Amazon dot com like any normal

1019
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 1: person who does laundry, You guys aren't familiar with the laundress.

1020
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 1: No dress, It's a twenty five dollar um kind of detergent.

1021
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,879
Speaker 1: They also make a selection of products for cleaning the home,

1022
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,479
Speaker 1: as well as a bleach dryer, sheet, etcetera. UM. They've

1023
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 1: collaborated with luminaries such as John Mayer and other people

1024
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 1: on custom detergents. How does your bleach program? Who does?

1025
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 1: John Marris had a nice kind of southwestern field to it.

1026
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:08,800
Speaker 1: I didn't buy it, um, but I do find their product.

1027
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 1: I just can't use tied. I just can't. It's it

1028
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 1: doesn't do it for me. I don't like those smells

1029
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: disgust me. We're also getting into something. Do you have

1030
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: laundry in building? Yeah? Oh you do, but you don't

1031
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: drop off anymore? No, I still drop off. Yeah, you

1032
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: gotta drop off. I I buy a bottle and keep

1033
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: it at my drop off place. Yeah, like the old

1034
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 1: bottle of of my bartender holds it behind the counter,

1035
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 1: and then we also separate, of course whites and darks.

1036
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: You draw a line where the level is in case

1037
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: they steal. The fun up part about New York is Jason,

1038
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 1: They're gonna text for us. No, No, there's there's a

1039
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 1: lot of people with the laundress. And I see it

1040
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: in the lineup of detergents that people are holding. So

1041
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: it's not it's not just me, but I do write

1042
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: Chris Black in a nice, large kind of SHARPI font. Okay,

1043
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: well that Chris, you brought something interesting up about this.

1044
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: You hate the smell of tide. Where do you guys

1045
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: land on on certain bad smells? You guys have any

1046
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 1: weird fixations with like shitty smells. I have a fixation

1047
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 1: where I would like like really bad men's cologne, like

1048
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: like ax Body Spray ship all that ship, Like I

1049
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 1: almost secretly like it. I almost think ax Body Spray

1050
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: is better than like old Spice. Uh you know, well,

1051
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: they're they're kind of both in the same kind. There's

1052
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 1: something there's something about acts that is so so in

1053
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 1: your face that you almost have to respect it. Whereas

1054
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: like I think old spice like, yeah, exactly, it's exactly

1055
00:58:54,040 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 1: like salt may mean axes um. I think old spice

1056
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 1: crawled so so exactly why would just like like awkwad

1057
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: day gio, Oh my god, of course my middle school scent.

1058
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but now it is like you look

1059
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 1: down upon it's like a disgusting plea. But using this,

1060
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,959
Speaker 1: I don't think I think there's no I think there's

1061
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 1: a world now where the scents are. I think the

1062
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 1: classic kind of polo polo sport, even the early Abercrumbie

1063
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 1: fragrances are being fetishized by young men, and they're kind

1064
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: of seeing the beauty of a more affordable fragrance even

1065
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: though it smells like rubbing alcohol. Yeah, well, in Aquad

1066
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 1: Did You, at least there's a sort of lemony scent.

1067
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 1: It's not, it's it's a little better than the ones

1068
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: that are meant to be manly. If anything Aquad Did

1069
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 1: You is like kind of gay, oh of course, well

1070
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: it's by that's right. Yeah, I'm whenever it's a scent conversation,

1071
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: I'm cut out, you know, I don't culture even come

1072
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: on what you should get into it. But it doesn't

1073
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: have to be cologns or anything. What about like a

1074
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: food smell. I know you'd be eating over there. Well,

1075
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 1: Sam fetishizes kind of stinky. No no, no, no, no, no,

1076
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: you are dead. So when you take that, when you

1077
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 1: take the car hearts off your one nighter, you'd like

1078
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: it to be a little like he worked today. Okay,

1079
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. I don't mind a little stink.

1080
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 1: I'm not actively seeking it out, but if it's there,

1081
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: like one, I can fetishize it. But it's not like

1082
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 1: an active desire of mine. And you certainly don't want

1083
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: someone to smell good. I don't inherently like cologne. Yeah,

1084
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 1: but you're saying that cologne is gay, is what you're saying. No,

1085
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying that cologne is actually straight in a way

1086
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: that's like like the natural scent of a human being

1087
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 1: that you're attracted to. Yeah, I mean cologne is straight.

1088
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 1: Even just the word cologne a gay. Again, I would

1089
01:00:55,640 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 1: be like, oh, my scent over very sopranos. It's very sopranos.

1090
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:08,959
Speaker 1: Those guys love to spray that stuff. Um, yeah, well

1091
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 1: it's cool. There's no shame in liking a little stink

1092
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: on a person. Okay, this narrative is getting I'm so sorry,

1093
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: and I've done this before, but you do. I don't.

1094
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: I don't mean to, I don't mean. This is why

1095
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 1: we podcast, bro, Come on, I don't mean to pry.

1096
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 1: But how often you guys, you two fellas shower and

1097
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: not together? But just in general, um, I mean generally,

1098
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: like whenever I work out, I'll shower, which is like

1099
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: generally most days. But not. Okay, this is a very

1100
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: squirrely answer. So you're saying, you're saying, you're saying on

1101
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 1: the record, you don't shower every day. If I don't

1102
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: have to, I won't, okay. But but see, it's not

1103
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: a half stinky bit. It's a it's a pleasure thing

1104
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 1: to feel clean and beautiful. And you have you have

1105
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: a nice head of hair too. You think you want

1106
01:01:56,040 --> 01:02:00,479
Speaker 1: to towel that off. Yeah, but Kristin Moore, you wash

1107
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 1: your hair, washes away all those beautiful oils and stuff. Yeah.

1108
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: I don't shampoo. I very rarely shampoo, like once a week. Maybe. No.

1109
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 1: That that that, uh, George, you're not answering the question.

1110
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: I I'm I'm with you. I I George. I can't

1111
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 1: I shower every I mean especially you know, when I

1112
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: used to going to an office, it would be like

1113
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: I wake up, I shower, I leave my apartment. Now

1114
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 1: it's you know, sometimes it's the morning, sometimes it's the afternoon,

1115
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: sometimes it's before bed. But I can't. I would never

1116
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 1: go more than a twenty four hour period without showering.

1117
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a two a day, got a minimum

1118
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 1: to a day. That's like getting into bed without showering, disgusting,

1119
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 1: feels good. And the thing is that in theory, I

1120
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 1: do agree with it. Like I think if I was

1121
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: a little less lazy, I would do that too, because

1122
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 1: there's nothing like the feeling of feeling clean. Well, I mean,

1123
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: the follow up question of this is obviously, what's the

1124
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: what are the sheets looking like? Because I think maybe, okay,

1125
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 1: once again, we're being dumb once again. If you got

1126
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 1: the if you've got the flannel sheets from Walmart, yeah,

1127
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: you don't need to show. That's fine, that's fine. Were

1128
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 1: the fanciest straight people on earth. It's insane. I'm just

1129
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 1: asking because some of these questions are leading to other questions,

1130
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to get to know you guys.

1131
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,480
Speaker 1: Can I say something, you know, Chris, I'm getting a

1132
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 1: sort of I think the reason that you are against

1133
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 1: home repairs is because, as you said, you grew up

1134
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 1: in the South, you grew up around these big box stores,

1135
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 1: and almost as a reaction to that, now you don't

1136
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: want to go back. You only want to move forward.

1137
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 1: You're moving forward towards signature sense, towards um wow. Yeah,

1138
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: you're you're rejecting home. Where's the law? You're you're rejecting roots.

1139
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,959
Speaker 1: That's fine. I don't I don't need that. I don't

1140
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: need big box stores, need like the way people like

1141
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: my my illustrious co host like fetishized restaurants, big chain restaurants,

1142
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,480
Speaker 1: cheesecake factory. That's disgusting, Like, I'm not going to go there.

1143
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 1: I don't find it funny. But that is partly because

1144
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 1: I think part of fetishizing is it being disgusting. Though

1145
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 1: I understand that I don't want to put myself through that,

1146
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: my eyes or my tummy. Yeah, and Chris, you know,

1147
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: when you're showering fifteen sixteen times a day, what are

1148
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 1: you trying to wash off? Are you? We don't, we don't.

1149
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 1: We do not have time for that. I like my

1150
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: skin to be nice and red, to to look like

1151
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 1: the devil that I am as I repent. You know

1152
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 1: that one guy who can't scrub enough? Yeah, that guy

1153
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 1: Chris is that guy? Well home repair? Yeah, what is

1154
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 1: the most extensive home repair that either of you two

1155
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 1: have successfully completed? Uh? Literally, I couldn't even we Matthew

1156
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: got an app that we can like turn on and

1157
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,439
Speaker 1: off two different lights in our apartment inside, And when

1158
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 1: he suggested that, I was like, I'm not getting involved

1159
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 1: in that, Like you can do that if you want.

1160
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 1: And that's literally downloading an app. Okay, okay, I mean

1161
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 1: not even hanging hanging something like that. I will say

1162
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: proudly that we hung all the art in our apartment ourselves. Wow, beautiful,

1163
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:15,479
Speaker 1: that's an to see. That's so dumb as that would

1164
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 1: have been an opportunity. That would have been an opportunity

1165
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: to have a hot art handler come over and kind

1166
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 1: of have a pencil behind his ear, have a nice

1167
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 1: tape measure out getting everything right so that you know,

1168
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: making you feel because if I use your bathroom, like,

1169
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 1: why this is as next thing? You know, We're flipped.

1170
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:38,960
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's not impossible, but that's it.

1171
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 1: Do you guys either of you have the leveler app

1172
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 1: on your phone or the tape measure app on your

1173
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait there's a level or app. Yeah, I

1174
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,520
Speaker 1: have the level I went out and bought a level

1175
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 1: where Oh my god, did we save there a seat?

1176
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,440
Speaker 1: Did you put it in your toolbox or does it

1177
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: just go under the sink? I have a thing have

1178
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 1: we have to you know what? I have a toolbox.

1179
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 1: Tool thing my not a box, it's the bag. My

1180
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 1: partner has. Get this a supreme toolbox that's fire knowing

1181
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 1: knowing him that is the only person who can have that.

1182
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 1: And it's cool. So your boyfriend straight, yeah, I mean

1183
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: in his own way. We yeah, I mean you guys

1184
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 1: hit the nail on the head with my relationship where

1185
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 1: which is insane because we don't know each other, but

1186
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:32,439
Speaker 1: you really saw me instantly. But Misha, my boyfriend does

1187
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 1: it all. And I'll sort of like hand the nails

1188
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 1: like I'm little, Like you're just like the hot nurse

1189
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:42,480
Speaker 1: who hands the scalpel over when doctor can dab Misha's

1190
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 1: brow and the beat of sweats coming down, or while

1191
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 1: he's under the sink, you can fix up some of

1192
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:50,800
Speaker 1: your famous lemonade. Yeah, if you pull out it's hot

1193
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 1: out here, you know, you pull out your vintage Ralph

1194
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 1: Lauren double r L bandana and just pat right above

1195
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 1: his brow. That's hot? Is god the name drop? Seriously?

1196
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 1: You know Chriss works with all these brands and gets

1197
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 1: and is currently in his account. Yeah that's Jason was

1198
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 1: betting me on Honty. I could slip in. It's really

1199
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 1: really a drag race challenge, just being like, how can

1200
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 1: much can you tell? Um? Well feeling? I mean, I

1201
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,760
Speaker 1: think we pretty much got to the bottom of Home

1202
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:31,840
Speaker 1: improvement straight home to core. Okay, but that's for another podcast.

1203
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:35,440
Speaker 1: Maybe there's non fact that on yours. Um, we do

1204
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 1: have a final segment. There's no oh my god, did

1205
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:42,240
Speaker 1: you forget? Yeah, we didn't forget. You guys are really

1206
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:46,560
Speaker 1: like breaking down the system here. Um okay, Well, our

1207
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 1: final segment is called shoutouts, and sort of in the

1208
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:52,280
Speaker 1: classic street tradition, we give a shout out to anything

1209
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:55,280
Speaker 1: that we enjoy. Imagine it's two thousand one, it's t

1210
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 1: r L and you're in Time Square shouting out to

1211
01:07:57,080 --> 01:08:02,400
Speaker 1: your squad back home, but about literally anything that you like. Um,

1212
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 1: do you have one? I did, but I forgot. Let

1213
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 1: me think, you know, in order to be uh, to

1214
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 1: empathize with our guests. We also don't think of these

1215
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,280
Speaker 1: ahead of time, so we're really just like going in

1216
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:20,759
Speaker 1: my limit right now. It's pure improving life without a nut.

1217
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:24,280
Speaker 1: I got it. Um hold on this normal we always

1218
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:29,640
Speaker 1: do a big I'm gonna shout out that what's right

1219
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:32,639
Speaker 1: in front of me. This was a gift from Jason

1220
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 1: and his life partner for the holiday season. Are you

1221
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:41,479
Speaker 1: guys familiar with Paula's Choice lip and body treatment? That's

1222
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:43,800
Speaker 1: that's right, because you guys, I can tell through the

1223
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,320
Speaker 1: zoom you're looking a little dry and this would kind

1224
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,879
Speaker 1: of this would fix up your cuticles, your lips, anything

1225
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 1: that those harsh New York winters are kind of you know,

1226
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 1: fucking up. And I love this product a lot, and

1227
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 1: I think that, um, it's really affordable online. So you

1228
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,680
Speaker 1: guys should think about this. But so great shot to

1229
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 1: be told by it. I think this is truly I

1230
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,760
Speaker 1: feel almost insulting experience of my life to be told

1231
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:09,440
Speaker 1: by a straight man on zoom that I need to

1232
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 1: put to be told about a bamb about I could

1233
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: do a tight tin on bombs right. I feel humiliated

1234
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:19,080
Speaker 1: and you know what else, a straight man wearing an

1235
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 1: R E M T shirt. Unbelievable. R R E M

1236
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 1: is my culture. It's one of the best man's of all.

1237
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,800
Speaker 1: Let him finish. He was about to say, hard as

1238
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:32,200
Speaker 1: a rock. I understand that that we all. The beauty

1239
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,759
Speaker 1: of Michael Stipe is that he brings gaze and straights together.

1240
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,160
Speaker 1: That's true, and so do we in this In this

1241
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 1: very episode and this one, I want to give a

1242
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,439
Speaker 1: shout out to whoever who's the most famous person that

1243
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:46,520
Speaker 1: listens to this podcast that you guys know about confirmed,

1244
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:50,160
Speaker 1: and I'll give a shot. I mean, I actually don't know.

1245
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:52,840
Speaker 1: We have a we have a few, but but I

1246
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:59,839
Speaker 1: don't We're not listen. We're underground. You guys are underground.

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Speaker 1: Over the heart comments, you guys. You guys are underground.

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Speaker 1: You guys are underground with these giant media conglomerates that

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Speaker 1: you've aligned yourself with. It feels it feels, Indie, Well,

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Speaker 1: we're sort of the Fox Searchlight of the Fox Corporation,

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Speaker 1: Like it's actually Fox Searchlight. Oh my god, um okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, um oh, I'm gonna do a really gay

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Speaker 1: one to sort of heal finally, you know we need

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Speaker 1: healing more than anything. All Right, What's up? Freaks some

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Speaker 1: losers out there? I want to give a strat out

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Speaker 1: to the film What's Up? Doc? It's a movie that

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Speaker 1: I just watched, and yeah, it's what Barbara Strice hand

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Speaker 1: and that's right. If that makes you uncomfortable, then leave

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Speaker 1: that fucking zoom because you're in a gay podcast now, bitch.

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Speaker 1: I love Barbara stress Head. I think she likes sexy

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Speaker 1: as hell and I would and I can't wait for

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Speaker 1: her to make her big comeback and do a Vegas residency.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, I've got one, and just to balance that,

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Speaker 1: mine will be a little straighter. What's Up America? Why? Um?

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Speaker 1: I would like to give a huge shout out to

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Speaker 1: the Disney Plus television show and Or. That's right. I

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Speaker 1: love my media conglomerates tonight, don't know what they produced?

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Speaker 1: And Or is a show that is um good. I

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Speaker 1: I even I was hateful of Star Wars properties. It's

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Speaker 1: Star Wars. It's just Star Wars. Yeah, listen, listen up.

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Speaker 1: It's a Star Wars property, but it's written written by

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Speaker 1: the Michael Clayton guy, and it's better. Yes, it's so good.

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Speaker 1: It's like grounded and like dark, and like it's very

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Speaker 1: emotional and well done. And look, I was a hater too.

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Speaker 1: I was saying, I'm not gonna watch that ship they've

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Speaker 1: I don't want to watch any more of that, And

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Speaker 1: then I started it because multiple people told me I

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Speaker 1: would like it and they were right. Us into your friends,

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Speaker 1: let love in, watch and or listen to your chosen

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Speaker 1: family when they recommend support our streaming services now more

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Speaker 1: than ever. That's that's right. I'm on the front lines

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Speaker 1: of streaming service support. So I do you know what,

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Speaker 1: after that great recommendation, I'm gonna go ahead and sign

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Speaker 1: up for Disney Plus. Jason, I'll share my log in

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Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, you guys are gonna love one division.

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Speaker 1: Um wait, and Chaston, did you do one? Yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: give it now that I we I heard you do them.

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Speaker 1: They were much different than christ Yeah, you find somewhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a little fucked up that you guys. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: we were going to do ours first and we couldn't

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Speaker 1: think of any and then you sort of jumped in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You're like, well that's that's because yeah, some of us

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Speaker 1: are professionals and we come prepared, We work quickly when

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Speaker 1: there's dead error. You we we know, we trust in

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Speaker 1: the editor. Our limbs were two chapped, so we couldn't

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Speaker 1: we couldn't open our mouth. Oh I forgot you guys

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Speaker 1: have who I forgot? You guys have a whole team

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Speaker 1: of producers and editors and that kind of thing that

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Speaker 1: helps you kind of shape. When the episode comes out,

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Speaker 1: will sound I mean, there's gonna we're gonna sound much

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Speaker 1: smarter than we did. When will this come out after

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Speaker 1: your team of employees gets to it, well, once legal

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Speaker 1: has to comb through it and cut out all the brands. Well,

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Speaker 1: and I'll give it a try. Guys, Okay, what's up,

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Speaker 1: haters and losers? What's up? Hookers? It's me them jeans,

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Speaker 1: you fucking I just wanted to give a shout out

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Speaker 1: to not watching the Disney Channel as an adult. It's

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Speaker 1: something that you shouldn't be doing. And the Star Wars

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Speaker 1: franchise is good, and then when you turn thirteen, then

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to switch it up to something different.

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Speaker 1: And um, I just want to say shout out to

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Speaker 1: my mom, everybody on my on my soccer team. Wow, Um,

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Speaker 1: I love you, Steve. I mean shout out Steve Wow

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Speaker 1: one of our more contentious episodes. Today, I would argue,

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Speaker 1: I love calling Disney Plus the Disney Channel what a

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Speaker 1: what A mean? That's what That's what it is. And

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Speaker 1: I did follow the drama very closely the next to

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Speaker 1: my Puck subscription. So I just I'm really up on Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: But you subscribe to Punk but not Disney Plus. That's right,

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Speaker 1: But because Puck has stuff I want to know about

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Speaker 1: and Disney Plus doesn't. Well, if you if you're gay

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Speaker 1: with kids, then you have Disney Chinese. It's then used

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Speaker 1: letter that with the entertainment like insidery stuff. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: it's really yeah, Matthew, it's really for us Hollywood insiders

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Speaker 1: who don't actually work in the business but cosplay as

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Speaker 1: people who do. That's really who it's for. But I don't, um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what Disney Plus has claimed to famous. Besides,

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Speaker 1: like cartoons, do you have kids? You can surprise us.

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Speaker 1: Do you have kids? Sam has two beautiful twins. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're and they're both straight and they bully him all

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Speaker 1: the time. But it makes sense. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Um, well, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for having us. Thank you

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Speaker 1: we were at first. Maybe one day you guys could

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Speaker 1: come on our party like a little bit of silence

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Speaker 1: here and there. We find it makes us, you know,

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Speaker 1: a little grounded and normal. Yeah, we sort of don't

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Speaker 1: mind sitting with our own thoughts for taking a shower.

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Speaker 1: Good for you, Good for you, bro, That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: doing the sauna. I don't do it on air. No,

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Speaker 1: let us just let us have a momentum. They want

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Speaker 1: to both say thank you for doing ours. We appreciate

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Speaker 1: guys coming on. Um, it's been an absolute dream and

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Speaker 1: we can't wait for more collaborations in the future. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I've learned about a lot of brands that I have

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Speaker 1: to check out, and I hope you guys learned about

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Speaker 1: some new weird sex stuff. Yeah I did. We learned

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Speaker 1: about sex stuff and I learned about a Star Wars spinoff.

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Speaker 1: So this has not been time lost. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: that is the next time we come to New York,

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Speaker 1: would you guys want to get a meal or something

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Speaker 1: like that, I would love that. Yeah, as long as

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Speaker 1: it's not as long as there's natural wine involved. Will

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Speaker 1: make sure there's some lost natural allies. But we are

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Speaker 1: not coming to Brooklyn so if you guys bring I'll

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Speaker 1: bring some juice over from Napa. I have a couple

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Speaker 1: of great bottles. Wait, where do you I've never I

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Speaker 1: haven't heard like vitriol towards Brooklyn and like it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's it's back, It's back. Why because you guys thought

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Speaker 1: it was affordable and now it's not and now it's

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Speaker 1: just strollers and dogs. So it's the rise of dimes

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Speaker 1: square coincided with Vitril against Brooklyn. Y'all. This is a

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Speaker 1: whole other podcast. This is obviously um episode two of

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Speaker 1: How Long Gone Stracio Lab Takeover. There's so much fat

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Speaker 1: to chew on the beach. But do you think quickly

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Speaker 1: before we go? Do you think any of the higher

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Speaker 1: ups at My Heart will like listen to this and

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Speaker 1: maybe check out our show. If you're throwing a good word,

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Speaker 1: send a little card. Yeah. We actually last question and

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Speaker 1: then I'll let you guys go. Just a tight five. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so if just ballpark run the numbers don't pull up

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Speaker 1: in an Excel sheet. If we if How Long Gone

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Speaker 1: moved to I Heart Radio, how much money do you

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Speaker 1: think we would make per month? Two million dollars? Okay,

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Speaker 1: not bad? I could, so I could finally afford to

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Speaker 1: live in Brooklyn Heights. Yeah, you could get that you've

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Speaker 1: always wanted. Yeah, I'd have a sauna and two kids

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Speaker 1: and two dogs in Brooklyn Heights and the stroller cost

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Speaker 1: three grand. This is a dream. Guys. I love my heart,

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Speaker 1: and I love straight and everyone and everyone listening at home.

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Speaker 1: Don't forget to flip for your again. Okay, thanks for

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Speaker 1: having us