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Speaker 1: It's me Bertie, the conductor of the story train. I'm

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Speaker 1: the one that wears a green baseball cap with a

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Speaker 1: little white Bertie on the front and my favorite overalls.

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Speaker 1: All aboard the story train. Find a comfy seat. We're

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Speaker 1: about to leave the station, and you know what that means.

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Speaker 1: We're going someplace.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: Scoot over and make room on the story train because

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Speaker 1: we have a very special passenger joining us today. It's

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I'm riding on the store train all right, but not

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Speaker 2: as a passenger. For the next couple of weeks. I'm

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Speaker 2: taking over as the conductor of the story train. You've

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Speaker 2: been such a wonderful conductor all year, Bertie, but everyone

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Speaker 2: needs a holiday. Put your feet up and let me

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Speaker 2: drive the story train through Christmas. After all, no one

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Speaker 2: knows more holiday tales than Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Santa, thank you. It will be nice to ride

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Speaker 1: on the story train without having to worry about being

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Speaker 1: the conductor for the next couple of weeks. Where will

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Speaker 1: you take us today?

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Speaker 2: You're about to find out. One whistle, We're on our way.

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Speaker 2: We're entering the Rainbow Tunnel. Hold on, everyone, it's off

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Speaker 2: too far far away. Just on the other side of

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Speaker 2: the short rainbow tunnel lies our destination. That was quick,

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Speaker 2: much faster than my sleigh and reindeer. Huh, I should

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Speaker 2: probably look into that. Amazingly, we're already at the end

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Speaker 2: of the tunnel. Ah. I know this place. It's my

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Speaker 2: workshop in the North Pole. To Day's story is about

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Speaker 2: a very small flying friend of mine named mister Kazoo,

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Speaker 2: who goes above and beyond each and every year to

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Speaker 2: keep all of your Christmas presents safe. It's called Santa

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Speaker 2: Rewards mister Kazoo. Christmas Morning is a sacred tradition for

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Speaker 2: many children around the world. They wake their parents up

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Speaker 2: very very early and rush to the Christmas tree, eager

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Speaker 2: to tear wrapping paper off the presence that they've been

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Speaker 2: wishing for all year round. Does this sound familiar? Are

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Speaker 2: you getting excited for Christmas Morning already? Well, that makes

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Speaker 2: two of us after all. Christmas Eve is my busiest

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Speaker 2: night of the year. I have to fly all over

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Speaker 2: the world very quickly with my reindeer to deliver your gifts.

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Speaker 2: Do you think it's easy squeezing down millions of chimneys

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Speaker 2: in a single night to make sure you all wake

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Speaker 2: up to presents laid out nice and neat, eh, because

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Speaker 2: it isn't, So keep that in mind this year and

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Speaker 2: make sure that you leave cookies out for yours. Truly,

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Speaker 2: I burn a lot of calories popping down one chimney

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Speaker 2: after the other like an olympian, so I count on

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Speaker 2: those cookies to keep up my energy. And it's not

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Speaker 2: just me who has to work very hard to make

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Speaker 2: sure Christmas present deliveries go off without a hitch. Oh no,

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Speaker 2: there's missus Klaus who has to put up with my

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Speaker 2: moodiness leading up to the big day, all of the

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Speaker 2: elves who make your presence, the reindeer who have to

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Speaker 2: exercise like crazy all year round to be in tip

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Speaker 2: top shape for their worldwide flight. And mister Kazoo. What's

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Speaker 2: that you've never heard of, mister Kazoo. Well, then it's

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Speaker 2: a good thing I'm taking over the story train because

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Speaker 2: every child should know the story of mister Kazoo. After all,

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Speaker 2: without him, your gifts would be stolen before you even

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Speaker 2: wake up on Christmas morning. The truth is that in

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Speaker 2: the world, not everyone is good. There are actually many

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Speaker 2: villains in the world, and some of the worst villains

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Speaker 2: are Doctor Stinky Breath and the Purple Ninjas. Doctor Stinkybreath

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Speaker 2: is a former scientist who became evil. He is known

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Speaker 2: for the terrible odor that comes from his mouth, and

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Speaker 2: his goal is to take over the world. Doctor Stinkybreath

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Speaker 2: works with the Purple Ninjas, who are highly skilled spies

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Speaker 2: Every year, on Christmas Eve, Doctor Stinky Breath unleashes the

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Speaker 2: Purple Ninjas to track me, and as I drop off

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Speaker 2: presents at children's homes, they follow behind my sleigh, trying

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Speaker 2: to steal all the gifts I've left behind. How terrible

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Speaker 2: is that? When I first realized what Doctor Stinkybreath was

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Speaker 2: up to, I panicked, But fortunately a little friend came

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Speaker 2: to find me here at my workshop in the North Pole.

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Speaker 2: That little friend was mister Kazoo, and ever since that

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Speaker 2: very first time, he meets me here every year before

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Speaker 2: my big flight without fail. Mister Kazoo is ity bitting,

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Speaker 2: but his heart is very, very big. He is so

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Speaker 2: his Doctor Stinky Breath repellent spray. All year long, mister

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Speaker 2: Kazoo grows the ingredients for his magic spray. Lavender is

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Speaker 2: a prominent ingredient, but he won't even tell me Santa

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Speaker 2: which smells better than anything you can imagine, and bottles

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Speaker 2: it for me to take along on Christmas Eve. Every

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Speaker 2: Ninjas can't stand things that smell good, it prevents these

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Speaker 2: horrible villains from following me into houses and stealing all

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Speaker 2: of your Christmas gifts. So this is why my very

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Speaker 2: first stop as the conductor of the story train has

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Speaker 2: been to my own workshop in the North Pole. I'm

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Speaker 2: expecting a delivery from mister Kazoo, and if I miss

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Speaker 2: my little friend's visit, it will be a disaster for

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Speaker 2: every child expecting a present on Christmas Morning.

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Speaker 3: But wait, what's that, Yes, it's him, It's mister Kazoo.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Santa to the sitism further, doctor stuntsbrat repellence, frol

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Speaker 4: the liver all.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, my little friend. Every year you

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Speaker 2: drop off your magic spray to save Christmas and then

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Speaker 2: fly home immediately so you can get back to work

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Speaker 2: growing the ingredients for next year's solution. I may only

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Speaker 2: have you for a few minutes, so I want to

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Speaker 2: make them count. This year, the elves and I have

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Speaker 2: prepared a reward for you, dear mister Kazoo your half. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's your very own superhero costume, because you, mister Kazoo,

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Speaker 2: are the unsung hero of Christmas. May you wear it

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Speaker 2: each year in good health and forever defeat Doctor Stinkybreath

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Speaker 2: and the Purple Ninjas.

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Speaker 4: Fonsler hear font of Sormat Santa. That's perfect them Now,

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Speaker 4: I'm our falmer Scarback hunts a Gromo long grdlands for

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Speaker 4: a Mustaur's magic sprawl upper Halla roll.

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Speaker 3: Ha, and there he goes. God speed, mister Kazoo. Ho oh,

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Speaker 3: it's time for us to head back to Flugerville too.

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Speaker 3: I suppose off to the Rainbow tunnel we go. Come

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Speaker 3: back and spend some more time with me. Your seasonal

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Speaker 3: Conductor Santa, you never know where the story train will

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Speaker 3: take us. If you like stories, search for Go kid

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Speaker 3: Ko wherever you listen and you'll find lots of adventures.

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Speaker 3: And if you loved meeting mister Kazoo and want to

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Speaker 3: help fight Doctor Stinkybreath and the Purple Ninjas, be sure

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Speaker 3: to listen to Kids Short Stories and Spiology Squad from

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Speaker 3: our friend mister Jim. I'm going to give you an

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Speaker 3: early Christmas gift and play in episode for you as

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Speaker 3: soon as the story train arrives back to the station.

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Speaker 2: See you next time.