1 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 1: It's me Bertie, the conductor of the story train. I'm 2 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 1: the one that wears a green baseball cap with a 3 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: little white Bertie on the front and my favorite overalls. 4 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: All aboard the story train. Find a comfy seat. We're 5 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 1: about to leave the station, and you know what that means. 6 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,480 Speaker 1: We're going someplace. 7 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,479 Speaker 2: Hold on, Oh my goodness. 8 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: Scoot over and make room on the story train because 9 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: we have a very special passenger joining us today. It's 10 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Oh. 11 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 2: I'm riding on the store train all right, but not 12 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 2: as a passenger. For the next couple of weeks. I'm 13 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 2: taking over as the conductor of the story train. You've 14 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 2: been such a wonderful conductor all year, Bertie, but everyone 15 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 2: needs a holiday. Put your feet up and let me 16 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:29,119 Speaker 2: drive the story train through Christmas. After all, no one 17 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 2: knows more holiday tales than Santa Claus. 18 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:40,479 Speaker 1: Wow, Santa, thank you. It will be nice to ride 19 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: on the story train without having to worry about being 20 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: the conductor for the next couple of weeks. Where will 21 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: you take us today? 22 00:01:52,880 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 2: You're about to find out. One whistle, We're on our way. 23 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 2: We're entering the Rainbow Tunnel. Hold on, everyone, it's off 24 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 2: too far far away. Just on the other side of 25 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:19,519 Speaker 2: the short rainbow tunnel lies our destination. That was quick, 26 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 2: much faster than my sleigh and reindeer. Huh, I should 27 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:30,560 Speaker 2: probably look into that. Amazingly, we're already at the end 28 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 2: of the tunnel. Ah. I know this place. It's my 29 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 2: workshop in the North Pole. To Day's story is about 30 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 2: a very small flying friend of mine named mister Kazoo, 31 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 2: who goes above and beyond each and every year to 32 00:02:55,800 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 2: keep all of your Christmas presents safe. It's called Santa 33 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 2: Rewards mister Kazoo. Christmas Morning is a sacred tradition for 34 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 2: many children around the world. They wake their parents up 35 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:18,920 Speaker 2: very very early and rush to the Christmas tree, eager 36 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 2: to tear wrapping paper off the presence that they've been 37 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 2: wishing for all year round. Does this sound familiar? Are 38 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 2: you getting excited for Christmas Morning already? Well, that makes 39 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 2: two of us after all. Christmas Eve is my busiest 40 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 2: night of the year. I have to fly all over 41 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 2: the world very quickly with my reindeer to deliver your gifts. 42 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 2: Do you think it's easy squeezing down millions of chimneys 43 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 2: in a single night to make sure you all wake 44 00:03:55,840 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 2: up to presents laid out nice and neat, eh, because 45 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 2: it isn't, So keep that in mind this year and 46 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 2: make sure that you leave cookies out for yours. Truly, 47 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 2: I burn a lot of calories popping down one chimney 48 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 2: after the other like an olympian, so I count on 49 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 2: those cookies to keep up my energy. And it's not 50 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 2: just me who has to work very hard to make 51 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:30,599 Speaker 2: sure Christmas present deliveries go off without a hitch. Oh no, 52 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,599 Speaker 2: there's missus Klaus who has to put up with my 53 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 2: moodiness leading up to the big day, all of the 54 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 2: elves who make your presence, the reindeer who have to 55 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,960 Speaker 2: exercise like crazy all year round to be in tip 56 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 2: top shape for their worldwide flight. And mister Kazoo. What's 57 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 2: that you've never heard of, mister Kazoo. Well, then it's 58 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 2: a good thing I'm taking over the story train because 59 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 2: every child should know the story of mister Kazoo. After all, 60 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:11,599 Speaker 2: without him, your gifts would be stolen before you even 61 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 2: wake up on Christmas morning. The truth is that in 62 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 2: the world, not everyone is good. There are actually many 63 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 2: villains in the world, and some of the worst villains 64 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 2: are Doctor Stinky Breath and the Purple Ninjas. Doctor Stinkybreath 65 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 2: is a former scientist who became evil. He is known 66 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 2: for the terrible odor that comes from his mouth, and 67 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 2: his goal is to take over the world. Doctor Stinkybreath 68 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:51,359 Speaker 2: works with the Purple Ninjas, who are highly skilled spies 69 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:56,920 Speaker 2: and thieves, to help him carry out his evil plans. 70 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:01,920 Speaker 2: Every year, on Christmas Eve, Doctor Stinky Breath unleashes the 71 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 2: Purple Ninjas to track me, and as I drop off 72 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:11,440 Speaker 2: presents at children's homes, they follow behind my sleigh, trying 73 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 2: to steal all the gifts I've left behind. How terrible 74 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:22,719 Speaker 2: is that? When I first realized what Doctor Stinkybreath was 75 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:28,720 Speaker 2: up to, I panicked, But fortunately a little friend came 76 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,159 Speaker 2: to find me here at my workshop in the North Pole. 77 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 2: That little friend was mister Kazoo, and ever since that 78 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 2: very first time, he meets me here every year before 79 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:50,000 Speaker 2: my big flight without fail. Mister Kazoo is ity bitting, 80 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:55,599 Speaker 2: but his heart is very, very big. He is so 81 00:06:55,920 --> 00:07:00,839 Speaker 2: kind that even though he is small, his resence is 82 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:06,279 Speaker 2: felt everywhere he goes. Mister Kazoo is a gardener and 83 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 2: an inventor of swords and perhaps his greatest creation is 84 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 2: his Doctor Stinky Breath repellent spray. All year long, mister 85 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 2: Kazoo grows the ingredients for his magic spray. Lavender is 86 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 2: a prominent ingredient, but he won't even tell me Santa 87 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:36,000 Speaker 2: Claus all of his secret ingredients. He mixes up his spray, 88 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 2: which smells better than anything you can imagine, and bottles 89 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 2: it for me to take along on Christmas Eve. Every 90 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 2: time I go down the chimney to deliver gifts to 91 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 2: a home, I sprits a little bit of mister Kazoo's 92 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:58,120 Speaker 2: magic spray. And since Doctor Stinky Breath and the Purple 93 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:03,880 Speaker 2: Ninjas can't stand things that smell good, it prevents these 94 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:08,720 Speaker 2: horrible villains from following me into houses and stealing all 95 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:13,240 Speaker 2: of your Christmas gifts. So this is why my very 96 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 2: first stop as the conductor of the story train has 97 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 2: been to my own workshop in the North Pole. I'm 98 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:26,800 Speaker 2: expecting a delivery from mister Kazoo, and if I miss 99 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 2: my little friend's visit, it will be a disaster for 100 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:34,160 Speaker 2: every child expecting a present on Christmas Morning. 101 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 3: But wait, what's that, Yes, it's him, It's mister Kazoo. 102 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:53,320 Speaker 4: Hello, Santa to the sitism further, doctor stuntsbrat repellence, frol 103 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 4: the liver all. 104 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 2: Thank you so much, my little friend. Every year you 105 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:04,200 Speaker 2: drop off your magic spray to save Christmas and then 106 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,679 Speaker 2: fly home immediately so you can get back to work 107 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 2: growing the ingredients for next year's solution. I may only 108 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,960 Speaker 2: have you for a few minutes, so I want to 109 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 2: make them count. This year, the elves and I have 110 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:27,079 Speaker 2: prepared a reward for you, dear mister Kazoo your half. Yes, 111 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:34,720 Speaker 2: it's your very own superhero costume, because you, mister Kazoo, 112 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 2: are the unsung hero of Christmas. May you wear it 113 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:45,040 Speaker 2: each year in good health and forever defeat Doctor Stinkybreath 114 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,160 Speaker 2: and the Purple Ninjas. 115 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:54,000 Speaker 4: Fonsler hear font of Sormat Santa. That's perfect them Now, 116 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:58,319 Speaker 4: I'm our falmer Scarback hunts a Gromo long grdlands for 117 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:04,880 Speaker 4: a Mustaur's magic sprawl upper Halla roll. 118 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:15,840 Speaker 3: Ha, and there he goes. God speed, mister Kazoo. Ho oh, 119 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,320 Speaker 3: it's time for us to head back to Flugerville too. 120 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:24,720 Speaker 3: I suppose off to the Rainbow tunnel we go. Come 121 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,079 Speaker 3: back and spend some more time with me. Your seasonal 122 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:32,800 Speaker 3: Conductor Santa, you never know where the story train will 123 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,960 Speaker 3: take us. If you like stories, search for Go kid 124 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,839 Speaker 3: Ko wherever you listen and you'll find lots of adventures. 125 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:44,240 Speaker 3: And if you loved meeting mister Kazoo and want to 126 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:48,439 Speaker 3: help fight Doctor Stinkybreath and the Purple Ninjas, be sure 127 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:52,960 Speaker 3: to listen to Kids Short Stories and Spiology Squad from 128 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,920 Speaker 3: our friend mister Jim. I'm going to give you an 129 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 3: early Christmas gift and play in episode for you as 130 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:05,200 Speaker 3: soon as the story train arrives back to the station. 131 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Speaker 2: See you next time.