WEBVTT - Episode 114: Hide Your Hog

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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<v Speaker 1>Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now join my

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I

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<v Speaker 1>have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Here we are again. We've

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<v Speaker 1>done it now. I just came in from outside the

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<v Speaker 1>goat of Supercross AMA, Ricky Carmichael. He was fifteen time champ.

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<v Speaker 1>So he came in because there's a race this weekend

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday on Peacock and NBC in Philadelphia and he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be one of the announcers. He brought one of

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<v Speaker 1>his bikes in and he left his bike for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna ride it? I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>come on, Danny. I don't say.

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<v Speaker 2>That that thing links like a death trap.

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<v Speaker 1>You never ridden a bike before, or never ridden a

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<v Speaker 1>dirt bike before. I haven't done a hog or a

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<v Speaker 1>dirt bike hog. That's embarrassing and iron horse. This goes

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<v Speaker 1>back to my theory about how much you love NPR,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all. You can't listen to the n p R

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<v Speaker 1>and ride a motorcycle. Absolutely feel you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Still a pretty gay on a motorcycle.

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<v Speaker 1>It they called the Bear Did you have? Did you have? Chaps? Chaps?

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<v Speaker 1>I like it? Yeah? Very raw, very raw, and you

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<v Speaker 1>should hide when you're what is rawhidell Yeah? Alrighty bad

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<v Speaker 1>Larry's here, Shan Irving and of course, uh, Dylan the

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<v Speaker 1>graphics guy. Uh. Last week, let's recap, Shade lost three

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<v Speaker 1>units Dylan one two bad Larry. So did you win

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<v Speaker 1>your bet last week?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>You said that it was contingent on Jimmy Butler playing

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<v Speaker 1>and they won.

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<v Speaker 3>The heat blow him out. I think the heat blow

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<v Speaker 3>him out, but I don't think I had the bet.

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy didn't play. Yeah, you lose.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if he played. He didn't play.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he didn't, well, you know, he did not play.

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<v Speaker 3>Some guy in the casino told me the heat blow

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<v Speaker 3>him out. But I don't think Jimmy Butler played, and

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<v Speaker 3>I never looked again. I figured Ray would tell me

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<v Speaker 3>when I got got on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Today. Ray's not here today, He's at a funerals dead

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<v Speaker 1>Larry Ray died at his funeral.

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<v Speaker 2>But Larry, we were going to let him not place

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<v Speaker 2>the bet, I think, but he did, like went in reverse.

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<v Speaker 2>He thought that he would lose if Jimmy Butler wasn't playing.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't play, and they want, yes, right.

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<v Speaker 1>He lost a bet without losing money, which is complete bullshit,

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<v Speaker 1>but there we go.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I won the bet without losing money.

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<v Speaker 1>You lost the bet. No you didn't. The bet didn't go.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have a bet.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't have tost bet.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you didn't win the bet.

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<v Speaker 3>The bet won, but Jimmy Butler didn't play, so I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't have the bet.

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<v Speaker 1>Fair enough one. Uh NFL draft tonight? Is anybody betting

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<v Speaker 1>anything on anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Boom boom bomb DraftKings? DraftKings does not have draft odds

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<v Speaker 2>at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it was weird, loll gone this morning. Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know what's up with that. They could

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<v Speaker 2>be like, okay, shuffling.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go over under five and a

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<v Speaker 1>half quarterbacks first round. Does anybody want to bet five

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<v Speaker 1>and a half?

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<v Speaker 2>So sixth to one.

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<v Speaker 3>Under under take. I'll take one unit on the under,

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Dylan, how do I go over? Actually, so

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<v Speaker 1>that means that Pennix and bow Knicks get selected.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I could very much see that happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, that means bow Knicks is going to get

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<v Speaker 1>his second contract on his thirtieth birthday. Think about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how old is he?

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<v Speaker 1>He's like twenty twenty yeah, twenty four. Yeah. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>an old college rookie contract. Okay, but it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you're rooting against him because oh well, I'm rooting against

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<v Speaker 1>him because he left Auburn and shambles. But no, he

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<v Speaker 1>did everything he could for Auburn, did everything. Auburn let

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<v Speaker 1>him down.

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<v Speaker 2>They actually did kind of let him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they expected too much out of him. Oh now

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, we had that like three week stretch

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<v Speaker 2>where he's balling and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Just nothing, play good against the Tide. Okay, recapping anything here,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never betting golf again. It's Unamerican. I'm sick and

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<v Speaker 1>tired of this shit. It's too much and freaking Cameron

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<v Speaker 1>you bum I finally had oh man, you had Cam Young,

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<v Speaker 1>I had got Zerra, I had Auburn. It's more count

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<v Speaker 1>and then it's over young piece of shite.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you almost almost at the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty plus three. I just and I lost all three.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't do well in baseball either, so it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with baseball. Baseball, I only get to bet

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<v Speaker 1>one day a week, so it's not a true picture

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<v Speaker 1>of how I'm doing. But you're only betting one day

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<v Speaker 1>a week on golf. Yeah, that's fucking bullshit. But there's

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<v Speaker 1>not golf every day, Danny. Whether it's golf Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can kind of forecast the whole weekend with golf.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan, let me see what you did.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a golf winner, Dan Scotty got a chef. Finally,

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<v Speaker 2>bet On Scott. It is kind of turned into.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to go home, I just want to go home bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>But and then he said it was blown out of

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<v Speaker 1>proportion about his wife if she went into labor and

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<v Speaker 1>just tuning how that works. Somebody called that him last week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's only six months pregnant, bullshitter. Did anybody ask at

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<v Speaker 1>Augusta how far along is your wife with the pregnancy?

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<v Speaker 2>That would have been a great question.

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<v Speaker 1>They wouldn't let me close enough to ask that.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have heard from the back six months.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, uh, Dylan, you got you got Lando Norris

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<v Speaker 1>podium finish he won that. There you lacrosse, you lost

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<v Speaker 1>your Denver Providence.

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<v Speaker 2>Best and they didn't cover spread?

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<v Speaker 1>Then, right, bad Larry? How about you?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't have to bet on the heat.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've established that ten minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>You should you should have just bet on the fucking heat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I should have, but I didn't. Never mind my

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<v Speaker 3>three series best all are they all too?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? I don't know what you got.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I really haven't even looked at.

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<v Speaker 1>MAVs are tied one one against Clippers.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, the MAVs are one one.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go. Yeah, the MAVs Luca playing defense.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a playoffs. Do you hear his interview? He was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a playoffs. The haters gonna hate, it's different. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what he said? What did he say? Haters gonna hate?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, the haters will always talks about my defense.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm paraphrasing. Cannot speak fucking Slovakian or whatever the hell

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<v Speaker 1>he is, but yeah, it's pretty close to that. Danny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but he doesn't play defense normally, not during the regular season,

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<v Speaker 1>of course not, but he was mentioned how it's now

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<v Speaker 1>he is playing. The broader point is the fucking regular

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<v Speaker 1>season don't matter. So that brings us to this week,

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<v Speaker 1>bad lay. Start with you with the NBA plays.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I have Joel mb going over whatever his point covered.

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<v Speaker 1>The Knicks can't cover thirty one and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>Over at his points thirty one. These are all one

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<v Speaker 3>unit bets over him. I want the Lakers and a pick.

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<v Speaker 1>Them tonight, Lakers get one, Lakers.

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<v Speaker 3>Getting one, Okay. Then I want the Sun's minus four tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 3>is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep?

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<v Speaker 3>And then under in the Celtics heat game on.

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday that's two o five damn.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's gonna be one.

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<v Speaker 1>Hundred to three. Yeah okay, yeah yeah, definitely an under

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<v Speaker 1>all right? And then do you have series bets. Then

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<v Speaker 1>you have nick sixers.

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<v Speaker 3>I had the Knicks. I already did this last week.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm just recapping.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't have them in front of me, damn it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you haven't?

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<v Speaker 1>You never are prepared for this.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't my lunches in ray my car with a

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<v Speaker 3>little I'm Dylan the picks this morning. I just typed

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<v Speaker 3>them in.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me, okay, let me let me recap for

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<v Speaker 1>the audience. Then, Larry, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, I have the Knicks, I have the Nuggets, the

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<v Speaker 3>Nuggets right.

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<v Speaker 1>And you got the MAVs right. Damn? Why is it

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<v Speaker 1>so difficult.

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<v Speaker 3>In my mind? Never already wins? Damn, I don't I

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<v Speaker 3>don't have to remember them.

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<v Speaker 1>Haven't forbid? What's in your mind? By the way, I

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<v Speaker 1>was the weekend with your wife and your wife's sister

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<v Speaker 1>and Xenix.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was absolutely great. The five National parks were fabulous.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a big like look at nature a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't leave. You leave your house to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the same restaurant every day. So it's not like I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're going to explore unless you have hiking.

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<v Speaker 2>The last time you went to the Buddies to the beach,

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<v Speaker 2>you were looking at cane.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you go on hikes in the woods? Why don't

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<v Speaker 3>you hike? And I said, I stopped hiking when Henry

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<v Speaker 3>Porter invented the car. I don't walk in the woods

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<v Speaker 3>for nothing. It's stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>You could come up with a better line than that. Great,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the room situation, Larry? Like Howny, you you're with

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<v Speaker 1>the sister law yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, Actually the five of us, two of them stayed.

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<v Speaker 3>Greg and Barber stayed down in Harris, and we stayed

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<v Speaker 3>at Blagia.

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<v Speaker 1>When you say we how many rooms are we talking?

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<v Speaker 3>He had we had one room.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Larry, sister in law, law, your wife falls asleep

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<v Speaker 1>in a lot of movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry went to bed looking like Scarface.

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<v Speaker 3>Both girls fell asleep, and I went back down to sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's Ray Allen and he's got.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you when you went back down, did you bring

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<v Speaker 2>a third up? Larry?

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<v Speaker 1>That brings us to shame? Thank you? All right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go, Shae.

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<v Speaker 4>They're watching his sister act.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I got the NBA, believe it or not. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a Parlay Danny because those always hit for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the Lebron James and the Sixers money line

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<v Speaker 1>plus one seventy five and then Baseball America's best. I

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<v Speaker 1>only do it one day a week. All right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. I got the Communist laying one oh five

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<v Speaker 1>against the Royals. I've got A's the Bluejay, A's plus

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred against the Cubano. That's the Cortez is on

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<v Speaker 1>the bump, though he's probably not supposed to be here

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<v Speaker 1>red Sox plus one twenty against the team that shall

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<v Speaker 1>not be named the Guardian Racism. And then I got

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<v Speaker 1>the Buckos plus one fifteen versus the beer drinkers. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>that'd be the brew crew. All right, Dylan, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you got a boatload of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm actually pretty team this week. Okay, for the

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<v Speaker 2>NBA Nuggets minus one against the Lakers, I'm gonna put

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<v Speaker 2>two units on that, yeah, oh heat, one unit on

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<v Speaker 2>the heat to win the series against the Celtics at

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<v Speaker 2>plus a thousand, Yeah, taking a shot. And then actually

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<v Speaker 2>I just noticed this. Then this morning the line on

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<v Speaker 2>the total of the Calves Magic game tonight was one

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<v Speaker 2>ninety eight and a half, and then a couple hours

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<v Speaker 2>it's bumped up to two oh one.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn that's big miss that ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm gonna take that under.

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<v Speaker 1>Verse one movement big brain.

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<v Speaker 2>People dumping on the over.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that your Samuel Jackson with big brain? Yeah? Like Brad, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Brad with a big brain. So I got a big

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<v Speaker 1>brain off, Brad. What else do you have there? Deal?

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<v Speaker 2>NHL Playoffs Rangers minus one and half against the Caps

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<v Speaker 2>plus one fifty that's tomorrow. And then tonight Panther's Lightning

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<v Speaker 2>over six goals, and then college lacrosse Dan of course

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<v Speaker 2>thousand money line against Delaware plus one hundred the Battle

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<v Speaker 2>of the Chesapeake.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you even come up with a like a

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<v Speaker 1>line on this.

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<v Speaker 2>And just make it up? No, no, no, they have

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<v Speaker 2>they have.

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<v Speaker 1>You can be betting lines on the college Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>can bet on college lacross, like the Premier Lacross. What

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<v Speaker 1>could you? Could you bet one hundred thousand dollars on

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<v Speaker 1>that game? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's a it's a game. Line might flag something,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean if you if yeah, well they can like

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<v Speaker 2>look at it as like an aberration, but like technically

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<v Speaker 2>like yeah, you're not betting on like if it was

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<v Speaker 2>a prop in like a player prop like this guy

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<v Speaker 2>have fifteen saves like John Porter.

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<v Speaker 1>Stupid. That is so dumb. I don't know why they

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<v Speaker 1>don't just reach out to me, Like this is a

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<v Speaker 1>message to all professional athletes. If you do want to

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<v Speaker 1>get away with shaven points or illegally betting on your

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<v Speaker 1>sale or somebody you know, please hit me up on

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<v Speaker 1>the tour at shan Irving. I will get down for you.

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<v Speaker 1>It will work. Oh, you'll place the bet oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I will have several people place the bet. We'll spread

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<v Speaker 1>it out. We'll be smart about it. We won't put

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<v Speaker 1>seventy grand on one fucking prop bet from an account

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<v Speaker 1>that only bets one thousand dollars a month. It's common

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<v Speaker 1>fucking set.

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<v Speaker 2>I know how thin are you gonna spread if seventy

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<v Speaker 2>people who don't bet that much better grand each.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit a couple movers, You get a couple movers at

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<v Speaker 1>bet actual money, and then you just slip it through them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's simple. Yeah, I don't think it's that simple. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot simpler than you think. Not well, though, it's got

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<v Speaker 1>to be simpler, no smarter than what he was doing. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't just make one bet. You got to have

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<v Speaker 1>a prop master who's betting ten grand a month and

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<v Speaker 1>they fucking spread it out over six different accounts. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't hit them all perfectly, you miss a few, and

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<v Speaker 1>you do a lot of it offshore. That's what you

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<v Speaker 1>fucking do. You rinse the bookies.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the guy's betting it like in the States, better

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<v Speaker 2>on Sanduel and seventy on that's Calvin Ridley. What fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>hundred bucks on vandel You guys got futures here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, baseball is fucking Cardinals are dead to me, Danny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you got them winning the World Series. Fucked that up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not good, that's really It's hard to win the

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<v Speaker 2>World Series when you're dead.

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<v Speaker 1>But you guys have already announced these futures.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, these are just these are currently standing.

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<v Speaker 1>So you about the Mets though, amazing Delan's got them

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<v Speaker 1>winning the World Series at plus fifty five hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>And plus eight thousand and eight dollars back in Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, and the Oakland a is over fifty seven and

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<v Speaker 1>a half wins.

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<v Speaker 2>What about Shay's White Sox? They are epically epically bad.

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<v Speaker 1>So bad god where they have three wins, They're.

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<v Speaker 2>On pace to be shut out twice the amount of

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<v Speaker 2>times than they are to have wins this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, a lot of no hitter is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be thrown. Yeah. I can't blame this on Tony Larusa. No, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he's sleeping somewhere else. How about Deli? How about Elie

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<v Speaker 1>Dela Cruz By the way, he's also your red. He's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Batt in three fifteen fucking fifteen stone bases nine bombs, Dudes,

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<v Speaker 1>are freak.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifteen, dude, three fifteen's like batting fucking four hundred nowadays.

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<v Speaker 1>Bat Larry anything you'd like to mention.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I have over eighty one wins for the match.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't mention it. I think Shade jumped.

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<v Speaker 1>On my Yeah, on that both, so.

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<v Speaker 3>We both have that. That was I have to go

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<v Speaker 3>in five to start the season. Whatever. We look pretty

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<v Speaker 3>good now, great, and I've been away, as I said,

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<v Speaker 3>for like ten days. Whatever happened with Otani? I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>why trying to spread that over seventy people say? Why?

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<v Speaker 3>Just get a fucking Translator's good?

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Did somebody give you that line? Somebody gave you that line.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sitting in my car, but I'm saying I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>hear anything about.

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<v Speaker 1>He got arrested. He got arrested.

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<v Speaker 3>But major League Baseball and done a thing about it.

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<v Speaker 1>No. Not, They're not gonna. They don't want to do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>There's one person they're not touching if they don't have to,

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<v Speaker 2>the Golden Boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they're giving Reggie Bush back his heisman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Pete Rose going in the Hall of Fame?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not the same.

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<v Speaker 3>You're Ohio boy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not. Reggie Bush wasn't everyone's betting on baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>Reggie Bush wasn't betting on his own.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, he took money. He took money.

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<v Speaker 1>He took money for He didn't take money illegally. He

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't pay it back. It was alone. He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>pay it back. And then they turned him in to

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<v Speaker 1>Yahoo Sports.

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<v Speaker 2>He got like a car too, write like parents the

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<v Speaker 2>house for free or some ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, so they gave him money. He decided not

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<v Speaker 1>to sign with this marketing company and and so they

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<v Speaker 1>turned him in. But he didn't bet on games.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but he took money I legally, well no, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was legally. He just didn't pay it back like

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<v Speaker 1>legally he could. He was taking the money from them.

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<v Speaker 1>It was alone. But even then, if he was an

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<v Speaker 1>ncable athlete, he wasn't allowed to do that. No. But

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<v Speaker 1>but they're rewriting. You can't get the heisman if you're ineligible.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what their wording says. They gave him the heisman.

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<v Speaker 1>He's still ineligible. He doesn't have his records, but bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>So he just physically five.

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<v Speaker 1>They get banners back they should and so should Patino's

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<v Speaker 1>team in Louisville. So what hookers and blow? That's horrid.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about how hard it is to play basketball when

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing blow and banging working girls. That's tough work, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>I know nobody hears everge love with a prostitute, especially

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Larry. But they make you work for it. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>they do this for a living. You can't just show

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<v Speaker 1>up and lay down. You gotta put in work. From

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<v Speaker 1>what I've read, you know that your your roommate's friends

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<v Speaker 1>are listening to tennis mobs drinking a really dry white one. Please. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the more alcohol, the less the calories and like a

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<v Speaker 1>gem lettuce salad and a white wine dry, very dry,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, But you're not. They're all drying white out there,

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<v Speaker 1>but just disappointed us in their office working from home,

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<v Speaker 1>ignoring their kids. Alrighty, anything else there, Bad Larry, since

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<v Speaker 1>you were basically in the wilderness for ten days.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, I'm back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yukon won the national title. Yeah I have him, Dan, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>of course you did.

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<v Speaker 3>On the show, and in real life that was the

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<v Speaker 3>easiest bet ever.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, well, yeah, why didn't you load up

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<v Speaker 1>and put fifty thousand dollars on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yillary, because my limits three grand Wait, it was the

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<v Speaker 3>easiest bet.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the easiest bet. Why didn't you spread it out?

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you get a translator? Yeah? Why didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>have Shae help you? I would have got down. Thank you, Larry. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's shanean Irving podcast. Wherever you get your podcast at

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<v Speaker 1>shyanerving dot com. Yeah, oh yeah, we talked. We've had

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<v Speaker 1>a media takedown last week. Danny Wait took down the

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<v Speaker 1>whole establishment. You got to tune in some conspiracy theories

0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:59.520
<v Speaker 1>that turned out to be true, you know, kind of

0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:03.480
<v Speaker 1>delved in to the total landscape of the lies and

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<v Speaker 1>more lies they're feeding us, and just broke it all

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<v Speaker 1>down for the listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>Mmmm, clear and concise.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yes, Marvin, you know what for dejen of the Year, didd,

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<v Speaker 5>he's got to be back up there, because all you

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<v Speaker 5>got to do is just Google or go on your

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<v Speaker 5>twitters or whatever it's called now and just typing diddy.

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<v Speaker 5>Carl Winslow, You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he? Carl went? Okay? Is that a black Twitter thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? Carl Carl? Yes, Carl Winslow was the dad from family.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, I know that.

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<v Speaker 4>But just see why, Yes, just see why they're in it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I can do Diddy as a

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<v Speaker 1>d Jon. He's more of a predator like Harvey Weinstein

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<v Speaker 1>was never a Dejen of the Year candidate.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you actually see Harvey Weinstein today?

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<v Speaker 1>Yea. They overruled it, thee.

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<v Speaker 2>That rape conviction in New York, yep.

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<v Speaker 1>New York Supreme Court overturned his rape conviction of twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one years he was sitting on he ain't no more. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but what about the other cases, the California ones, I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea. It's only one. That's only one. He's

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<v Speaker 1>been accused quite a few times, not of sexual assault.

0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:01.840
<v Speaker 1>There were two in New York that.

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<v Speaker 2>He was imprisoned for. The thing they ever returned for

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<v Speaker 2>the sexual assault for this happened. This is what happened

0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:12.600
<v Speaker 2>to Bill Cosby is they basically fucked up the case

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<v Speaker 2>and then they appealed in and were like.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think he's washn't he uh in l A

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<v Speaker 1>and he got a case out there. I think he's

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<v Speaker 1>got a couple of I'm they'll go, I'm sure there's

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<v Speaker 1>a few.

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<v Speaker 4>Skill you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And then Arizona and then Idaho.

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<v Speaker 1>And we don't know that. We don't know that. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>so that's it, that's that's, that's all we've got this week.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh sounded like we mailed it in. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think we brought our a game too. I brought my mind, ny,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's at least like B plus.

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<v Speaker 1>No, maybe a B minus. Bad Larry, I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>you a C plus.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So were you guys missing Ray?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Ray's not here today. You think that really mattered? Yeah? Wow, yeah,

0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:56.040
<v Speaker 1>I think Ray's bringing some noise's listening. There's some job security.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think fucking existed. No, no, no, I could

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<v Speaker 1>fire him. That has nothing to do the jobs again,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine, no awful, Yeah, no problem. So thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for listening, if you're still listening, and we'll talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you next week. And Dan Patrick takes again. M h

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<v Speaker 1>m hmm.