Speaker 1: Welcome to decisions decisions.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should say decision decisions.
Speaker 3: It sounded like you was talking to cursing. You definitely
Speaker 3: say to welcome.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the new podcast.
Speaker 1: You want to say together, decisions decisions? All right, y'all.
Speaker 1: First for y'all getting guests on a five together, this
Speaker 1: is the first for us having.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think we've ever had three people.
Speaker 5: It's a lot of energy. I might just like recoil
Speaker 5: and shrivel up.
Speaker 3: And what would this be called.
Speaker 4: If we were all in the bed playing with each other?
Speaker 4: Would this be an orgy group sex? Or is there
Speaker 4: like a thing about five people.
Speaker 6: Like a.
Speaker 3: Manajah? That does not sound guys? Sure I could do that.
Speaker 2: Three guys and wait, three hot girls and two.
Speaker 7: Got three We don't want to add to whatever they
Speaker 7: go come up with? Dogs letting two guys and two
Speaker 7: funny cool guys.
Speaker 3: And their friends.
Speaker 6: Two guys you wouldn't suspect.
Speaker 4: Embracesto. We are joined by the No Chaser podcast.
Speaker 3: You guys don't know who they are. Look them up
Speaker 3: the podcast.
Speaker 1: But I want to do this instead of like going
Speaker 1: in and asking you guys like me, I actually want
Speaker 1: to know. All I know is a baby.
Speaker 3: I'll meet you all these pisces seventeen. The sensitivity, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know you're not wrong.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna cry today?
Speaker 6: What are you trying to say?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I don't like being labeled as sensitive, okay,
Speaker 3: because of my sign, but I am more than my sign.
Speaker 1: No, I want to know you, Libra. I'm a libra.
Speaker 8: And y'all at the ends like scales and fish got scaled?
Speaker 9: Oh wow?
Speaker 6: Fish come from.
Speaker 1: About your dating lives anyway?
Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, go on, go on. Sorry, Tim's got
Speaker 3: the wife and.
Speaker 1: Two kids, so I want to go freaky nik. Everybody
Speaker 1: knows about our fucking dating history from when we were horrible,
Speaker 1: but I want to know your worst fucking dating story.
Speaker 5: Also, you know, just because I'm married, I dated, I
Speaker 5: have terrible story.
Speaker 3: I don't date anymore.
Speaker 1: Wow, my horror story, Like literally.
Speaker 7: I honestly don't have any of those other than some
Speaker 7: stink stop it.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 4: Well I have a question, because yes, guys acknowledge that
Speaker 4: sometimes there's a spell. It could be for for many reasons.
Speaker 4: But did you still dive in it? Did you still
Speaker 4: finish the task?
Speaker 6: Dive in? And what sense, not face face. Yeah, turned up?
Speaker 6: Did you your business?
Speaker 3: Yes, Now I'm judging you.
Speaker 6: You have to whoa wo I mean it was but
Speaker 6: stank butt, not in the.
Speaker 3: Butt, Okay, you sank.
Speaker 7: You did have a stink coogie. And I was like,
Speaker 7: how am I going to get out of this? And
Speaker 7: this was my first time using a landscam condom, and
Speaker 7: I was like, I think this kind of smell funy.
Speaker 3: Not it was you.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, so you ended it because it's the condom.
Speaker 7: Yeah, kind of smell funny, throwing me off, and she
Speaker 7: was like, oh, don't put it in wrong.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I don't worry.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 4: It's so funny because I think a part of growing
Speaker 4: up to is acknowledging that I know, men like to
Speaker 4: pull out the gold ropper that ship sinks.
Speaker 6: Does I know?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't use the gold wrapper, but like.
Speaker 4: Those wrong those trojan gold rapper condoms clearly will never
Speaker 4: get a check from them, but they smell so bad
Speaker 4: like and they have a taste. So say, I want
Speaker 4: to finish you in my mouth. Now I gotta suck.
Speaker 1: Are we still horrible decisions?
Speaker 3: I mean, the decision is to this is the decision decision.
Speaker 7: Okay, but I used the the magnum bear skin.
Speaker 2: Okay, I love it.
Speaker 4: Protect what about you, Nikki? As far as what a
Speaker 4: bad date story? And it doesn't even have to be
Speaker 4: in the bedroom. It could be like you went on
Speaker 4: a first date, you got catfish hat fish.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you may have to have you all remove these
Speaker 2: to be sure.
Speaker 9: I'm waiting for you that you're a happy I mean.
Speaker 2: We rarely see you without you.
Speaker 6: You would have to be like hot with the hat
Speaker 6: to be a hat fish.
Speaker 7: So I'm it just looks a lot worse, you know.
Speaker 3: Like you don't know it.
Speaker 7: You are cute, Well, thank you me your tea.
Speaker 3: That's what's sucking.
Speaker 1: It upends your mouth fish when I've zoned to is
Speaker 1: someone's mouth. Yeah, which is why I've been sewing securely.
Speaker 3: Thank god.
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just feel like everybody.
Speaker 1: Who got good right in the middle.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's just cute, okay.
Speaker 2: Got nig.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, I like everything else because I'm
Speaker 3: really trying to think of I've not had a lot
Speaker 3: of bad dates. Actually yeah, I've had a lot of
Speaker 3: really good dates. And then what's a good.
Speaker 1: Day, like a Brittaniceburgoes, you got panny money. Y'all don't
Speaker 1: see the world. I said, romances five like she got
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars, And he was like, I noticed you
Speaker 1: low on panties. Get some panties.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean yes, I'd like that. I would like that.
Speaker 3: I like, I notice that I'm.
Speaker 2: Pennies.
Speaker 4: I'm going to spend the rest of that on grocers.
Speaker 1: Such a funny clip to watch because people were like,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's a hold us.
Speaker 3: What she thinks like this? I'm like, I know that
Speaker 3: is flattery.
Speaker 1: I actually I don't know if it's necessarily romance, but
Speaker 1: I think it's more so the gesture of the surprise,
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't it really have to. You could have
Speaker 1: put a new panty in there and not have been excited.
Speaker 5: You know, that's not a little presumptuous to be like,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna buy you these new panties.
Speaker 4: I would have noticed new pennies. I would have asked,
Speaker 4: my homegirls, did you lean some drawers over here?
Speaker 6: You know what our drawers are?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I know, I mean leaving money or money is It
Speaker 1: can be a nice gesture, but it's really the gift.
Speaker 3: I love a gift. I like money too. I was like, look,
Speaker 3: I am tired of trying to act like I don't
Speaker 3: like money.
Speaker 6: I dude.
Speaker 3: You know what I really love is when you're talking
Speaker 3: to somebody and you can't see them all the time,
Speaker 3: and they're like, did you eat? Like of course I didn't,
Speaker 3: and then they either send you food or they send
Speaker 3: you money and they're just like, here, feed yourself. I
Speaker 3: love that. Oh my God, like imlad, I'm not so happy.
Speaker 7: All the other women I heard say that get mad.
Speaker 7: If it's thirty dollars they do, that makes it lesson
Speaker 7: so so so.
Speaker 3: What's the meal money? No, that's fine, that's for lunch.
Speaker 3: Dinn't I agree that dinner? So if a dude uber
Speaker 3: east US calls you, you know I'm a fatty that's
Speaker 3: I mean, she's an Armys girl. I love, I love,
Speaker 3: I love ed. I'm trying to get sponsored. It's I
Speaker 3: love v I like me. Yeah, okay, feed me, but
Speaker 3: it doesn't for me. Like, if you know what I
Speaker 3: like to eat, no matter what the price is, that
Speaker 3: ship is amazing.
Speaker 1: I've made that evil and like that's my favorite thing
Speaker 1: to eat, like snack. So I've appreciated that.
Speaker 3: I get that. So I had a guy though he
Speaker 3: his favorite thing to do is to send me food
Speaker 3: without me knowing. Okay, but he would start sending like,
Speaker 3: you know, the last order, and he sent it three
Speaker 3: times in a row. And I was trying to be like, look,
Speaker 3: I am tired of eating form up. Please please hit
Speaker 3: me before you send this next order, because I don't
Speaker 3: want to sound now. I don't want to sound ungrateful,
Speaker 3: and I don't.
Speaker 9: Like the gesture.
Speaker 3: But I'm just like, oh, that's great. I wasn't even home.
Speaker 3: I'm coming home to food left out on the doorsteps
Speaker 3: and he's like, did you get your food? I'm like,
Speaker 3: this ring camera is not working. I was supposed to
Speaker 3: know it came. But yeah, that was the one where
Speaker 3: I was like, can we switch it up please.
Speaker 1: It's like the most extravagant thing you guys ever sent
Speaker 1: or bout year all over like.
Speaker 3: Two hundred roses to my house to where they had
Speaker 3: to bring like two guys. The container was so big
Speaker 3: it took two guys to carry it up. He was tall.
Speaker 3: He was tall and had the finances to back up
Speaker 3: his mistake. But yeah, no, he still got cut yunny
Speaker 3: because we've.
Speaker 4: We've had conversations recently with men who have talked about
Speaker 4: how women have showed up in dating.
Speaker 2: So now I want to actually switch that to the guys.
Speaker 4: We did have a dating coach on back on horrible
Speaker 4: decisions and who mentioned, like a good gesture to show
Speaker 4: you're interested in a man would be to buy him
Speaker 4: a gift on the third date. And it doesn't have
Speaker 4: to be something big, right, So, what has been one
Speaker 4: of the most extravagant things that a woman has done
Speaker 4: while dating you, guys as men that you recall.
Speaker 3: Or remember extravagant. Look, here's what's funny. Girls don't spend money.
Speaker 5: So like, immediately when you said that, I was just
Speaker 5: thinking of like the sweetest thing a girl did, because
Speaker 5: y'all don't be spending money.
Speaker 6: Damn.
Speaker 5: I've never had a girl like spend money where I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, oh wow, not that I can think of.
Speaker 6: Okay, I had a girl planning some stuff, but I
Speaker 6: ended up paying.
Speaker 4: Wait the sweetest thing if it's not the most expense
Speaker 4: of her extravagant.
Speaker 9: I'll tell you this.
Speaker 5: This is way back there was a girl who was
Speaker 5: not Asian. She was black in Mexican. We had started
Speaker 5: dating and we're talking and she was like, I looked
Speaker 5: up some facts about Thailand and to learn more about Thailand.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, that is a door that is like
Speaker 5: so cute. And she was just looking up facts about Thailand.
Speaker 2: It would have only been cute to me if she
Speaker 2: spoke that Ina to learn a lot.
Speaker 5: And then she did that, and I was like, I'm offended.
Speaker 5: My god, you put the accent on to oh, look
Speaker 5: at your culture.
Speaker 1: I feel like anybody that wants their like first little
Speaker 1: Asian trips, like they're going to Thailand, they.
Speaker 2: Hang, I've been there five times, isn't it the best?
Speaker 2: It is the best? Like I'm not, I'm not so good.
Speaker 4: I would suggest it's one of the time three favorite
Speaker 4: places I've ever been in my life, and I want
Speaker 4: to go again. Now I got money. I went on
Speaker 4: like this, like like fucking sponsor, not sponsor. When I
Speaker 4: was in school, what's the ship that you got to
Speaker 4: pay back that you ain't never paying back?
Speaker 3: Scholarship?
Speaker 6: Scholarship scholarship.
Speaker 5: I tell everybody like Thailand as far as like Asian countries,
Speaker 5: it's one of the countries they genuinely fuck with turists too.
Speaker 5: No one's gonna try a lot of safety, yeah, a
Speaker 5: lot of safety. They just want you to have a
Speaker 5: good time.
Speaker 1: Like Japan to me was the pinnacle of like of
Speaker 1: going but it was so future forward. But I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I kind of like Thailand makes you feel like home.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: I mean the Thai people, I think Thai Filipino. When
Speaker 1: you get the little brown Asian that's when me, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Philippines was great.
Speaker 5: And Thai people are just a horny people, you know
Speaker 5: what I'm saying. So it's like we like whenever people ask.
Speaker 3: I know the Pussy Show, Oh oh you went? Of
Speaker 3: course I went to the Pussy Show. Can you tell
Speaker 3: me you know who I am? I'm not really need
Speaker 3: to know.
Speaker 6: Never.
Speaker 3: No, no, the Pussy Show. Thailand, no fool. I've been
Speaker 3: to Thailand. I didn't go in a ping pong show.
Speaker 3: Never seen Times Square, a lot of New York's bell Yo,
Speaker 3: I've never been to the Statue of Liberty. You gotta
Speaker 3: get on a boat, but they show you.
Speaker 5: That is a very disgusting stereotype type people. Never go
Speaker 5: to the ping Pong show. No tell me about it?
Speaker 4: No, like so don't so if anyone ever chooses to
Speaker 4: go to Thailand. I think we may have talked about
Speaker 4: this on the pod, but again maybe five six years ago.
Speaker 2: But basically the Pussy Show. You go and it's like
Speaker 2: a strip club.
Speaker 4: You pay like thirty taibot, which is like maybe four bucks,
Speaker 4: Like it's not expensive to go into, but it's literally
Speaker 4: a strip club.
Speaker 2: You sund the park.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thirty us.
Speaker 1: Remember I just went in December with Annie and I
Speaker 1: remember we had to get some cash out, but I
Speaker 1: hope maybe it'll be good, Placio better, you know, puts it.
Speaker 1: The one thing they did have in mind was on
Speaker 1: the way up, it was a little Heaven on Earth moment,
Speaker 1: like rush hour, and the girls were numbered and I
Speaker 1: was like, Clay interesting.
Speaker 3: And yeah, well we went in.
Speaker 2: I was with my homegirls and we sat around the bar.
Speaker 4: So if you've ever been to a strip club where
Speaker 4: the dancing pole is in the middle of the bar,
Speaker 4: it was like that. Imagine Starlett's guys, if you're in
Speaker 4: New York. So you go there and as soon as
Speaker 4: we go in, I see this girl like grinding on
Speaker 4: the floor, and I'm confused, what's happening because I'm like, okay.
Speaker 4: She stands up and gives this guy a paper with
Speaker 4: I want to say it was mark She had a
Speaker 4: marker in her pussy and wrote.
Speaker 2: This man's name with it just being in her pussy.
Speaker 4: Then then we go from that to she starts just
Speaker 4: pulling out a vine of flowers out of it, out
Speaker 4: of keeps going and keeps going and keeps going. Then
Speaker 4: we sit and then everyone starts getting past ping pong paddles.
Speaker 4: She sits on the floor like this, like literally puts
Speaker 4: it in her pussy and then shoots it out and
Speaker 4: you're supposed to hit it with the pa And then
Speaker 4: where we ended up, Oh, I want to say. She
Speaker 4: also came out with a fishbowl. This is where it
Speaker 4: was like, it's getting weird. She put the fish in
Speaker 4: her pussy.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry what started doing dances and lopped it back
Speaker 2: in the wall.
Speaker 1: I think the fishing, I think it's I saw it too,
Speaker 1: but I don't think it was a real one.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I hope it's Hayden.
Speaker 4: And then the last thing that literally got us out
Speaker 4: because we did not consent to it, she goes and
Speaker 4: she starts fucking herself with a bottle, just a water bottle,
Speaker 4: like moaning loud, and she starts splashing everyone at the.
Speaker 3: Ball like sea World.
Speaker 6: We know about shampoo.
Speaker 3: They warned you beforehand, they did out of English.
Speaker 4: We and we decided to walk out because we were like,
Speaker 4: we did not say that we wanted to be splashed,
Speaker 4: pussy flashed, We got splashed.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we're leaving this.
Speaker 1: This is unaccepted. She even doing that pussy show all night.
Speaker 3: But it was it was great.
Speaker 6: It was a lot of.
Speaker 1: And everyone in a sex show was in answerdam. I
Speaker 1: went to place called the Pink Elephant. This maybe ten
Speaker 1: years ago. I was with Vinnie too, and uh, there
Speaker 1: was a woman that came out with a gorilla suit
Speaker 1: and then she took it off and she had this
Speaker 1: chiquita banana outfit and she's like playing with bananas and
Speaker 1: stuff and then she bends over, calls men to come up,
Speaker 1: and starts pushing bananas out of her pussy and they
Speaker 1: were eating them.
Speaker 3: Not Lizzo.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, never buy Wait.
Speaker 3: Wait if there's something it was with the lawsuit, it was.
Speaker 6: It was just the thing.
Speaker 1: She made people beat her out.
Speaker 2: And trippers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, question, I'm like we laughed okay, to bring
Speaker 1: it back tonight. Yeah, decisions, decisions, hypothetical question will start
Speaker 1: with looking and it's the same for everybody your answers.
Speaker 1: You're reading a book right now, and the book starts
Speaker 1: to feel familiar. Even one of the pages' is like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, lambs, what he's saying? What? And then
Speaker 1: you realize the book is about your life, and then
Speaker 1: you get to today. Okay, do you keep turning the page.
Speaker 6: To find out what's going to happen? Yes? Yeah, I
Speaker 6: like I want to know because she just sucks right now?
Speaker 6: Is it about to get better? Book? Because if it
Speaker 6: don't get better, it's a part too.
Speaker 3: Right. This is just a picture of me, just like
Speaker 3: on what would you?
Speaker 6: Would you?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm trying to it's been what where we have
Speaker 3: left as of today? I need the page turn like
Speaker 3: I have to. I can't stop at this point. I
Speaker 3: don't want to get deep, but I can't stop at
Speaker 3: this point. I need to make it to the other
Speaker 3: side because I don't know why everything is happening the
Speaker 3: way it's happening. So I'm eager to kind of get
Speaker 3: pasted today so that we can see what's next.
Speaker 2: I gotta have it agree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm not.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm gonna leave it. I'm gonna leave it to
Speaker 9: uh the universe and see what happens.
Speaker 5: I'm a I'm a big on, Like everything happens for
Speaker 5: a reason, and every l is a lesson type vibe,
Speaker 5: So I'm kind of I like to see how shit
Speaker 5: pans out, how it's supposed to pan out, So I'm
Speaker 5: gonna just let it.
Speaker 2: I also feel like you're a podcaster, so you were like,
Speaker 2: let me not make the sac.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know what or who knows, but maybe
Speaker 3: maybe you're right, maybe you're not. No, I think that
Speaker 3: if him for him is that if he knows what's next,
Speaker 3: it's gonna like he's gonna try to change it. It's
Speaker 3: like he can't. So he's gonna read the answer and
Speaker 3: then be like I can't accept this, Like how can
Speaker 3: you can?
Speaker 6: You say everything happens for a reason. Maybe reading it.
Speaker 9: Was for exactly yeah, facts, I mean that is right.
Speaker 5: There is a part of me that feels like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: Doc should have read that note that Marty wrote it.
Speaker 9: That saved his life, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: But like.
Speaker 1: We're from Orlando, so we totally had the ride. Oh cool, Universal,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean we wrote Marty.
Speaker 6: I would.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, wow, wow, do any kind of future ship.
Speaker 1: It's so ridiculous, though, I would just invest in something
Speaker 1: or like figure out what's gonna come back. Funny because
Speaker 1: I realized how much power that's smart.
Speaker 3: I was about to say smart people up, but like.
Speaker 1: An Elon Musk right, just being slightly technology forward, or
Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg or just having a leg up on knowing
Speaker 1: what's coming next, you literally get put in positions of power.
Speaker 1: Then you know what I'm saying, Like Na eight rolls
Speaker 1: for you. I never thought I would see the day
Speaker 1: that that happens. So it's like, because you're slightly innovative,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's necessarily way smarter than anyone
Speaker 1: else or he's just white, Like I really, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, so I feel like I would probably go back.
Speaker 3: Maybe I would make it something black, like I'd figure
Speaker 3: out edge control.
Speaker 1: Science or how to make a machine that just braided
Speaker 1: you without the hands in like two hours, like something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: And then I was just like the Queen Bee till
Speaker 3: I die, do it? Write it out? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: have that kind of stuff. Say, yeah, I said the
Speaker 3: idea cast. That's all we got.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we got a clip, a dating clip for y'all,
Speaker 1: and he this, I really want the guys to chime in,
Speaker 1: but I want us to, you know, maybe talk about
Speaker 1: if we've ever had this moment or felt insecure when
Speaker 1: we've been on the other side of this.
Speaker 3: If you're not your man's type, do not date him.
Speaker 10: I'm such a big believer you should only date a
Speaker 10: man that looks at you like you're my type. For example,
Speaker 10: if he loves blondes, white girls with blonde hair, and
Speaker 10: you're like a brunette and tand yeah, he's going to
Speaker 10: find you attractive, but his eyes are always going to
Speaker 10: be looking to what his type is. Women were kind
Speaker 10: of like, yeah, we have a type, but we're like whatever,
Speaker 10: whereas men usually have like I like this and this
Speaker 10: and this. So I highly recommend only date a man
Speaker 10: that looks at you like you're exactly my type. You're
Speaker 10: exactly what I like, what I want.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I disagree.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you out.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm curtifued.
Speaker 5: I disagree, but it's from my own experience because I
Speaker 5: feel like I'm someone who doesn't necessarily have a type, right,
Speaker 5: A lot of people say that, but like I really,
Speaker 5: I truly don't. So I feel like, Okay, yeah, if
Speaker 5: i've I might have dated, so like the girls I've
Speaker 5: did in the past might have aesthetic similarities.
Speaker 1: I've noticed that with myself. Aesthetic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's like it's not like, okay, let's let's
Speaker 5: let's put it like in easy terms, like I jerk
Speaker 5: off to all types of different different categories. If the category,
Speaker 5: if the whole thing is like, oh, he's gonna be
Speaker 5: looking elsewhere because of physical lustful shit, that's irrelevant because
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm in terms of physicality, I'm drinking off
Speaker 5: to everything, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So if we talking about someone exactly exactly my search
Speaker 3: industry is weird, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: But if we talk about somebody that I'm committing to
Speaker 5: or marrying or putting my time into, that's beyond the physical,
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, Like who I might be
Speaker 5: finding cute is irrelevant, you know what I'm saying. In
Speaker 5: the grand scheme of what's important you feel me, I.
Speaker 1: Do because I felt like guys don't really have a type.
Speaker 1: I think guys just like hot girl girl or thick
Speaker 1: girl or but like I've always kind of noticed that,
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I'm dating my type right now,
Speaker 1: and I feel a lot more content, Like I haven't
Speaker 1: been in a committed relationship with my type before, but.
Speaker 3: You have a type I do, and I would never
Speaker 3: ending up with him. Yeah, we gotta let that one go.
Speaker 3: My type is the problem. What's what you think my type?
Speaker 1: She asked me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, say like I said, if I look up
Speaker 3: and were looking at each other, and I'm like, you're
Speaker 3: gonna ruin my life, aren't you? And you probably like
Speaker 3: girls that look just like me? And there's there's a
Speaker 3: few of us running around, you're gonna be up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: bind you a short king.
Speaker 5: If you all got the same problems, find you a
Speaker 5: short king.
Speaker 3: You haven't looked like I have a type. I get
Speaker 3: with my type. I fucked my type like so much.
Speaker 2: So like when I was with my ex, he'd know
Speaker 2: if someone walked in, try just walked in. He called
Speaker 2: it like he was a part of a try.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my my ex that I was in a long
Speaker 3: term relationship with he was close close to my type,
Speaker 3: but he definitely would feel a type of way. When
Speaker 3: certain people would walk in. He would look and he
Speaker 3: would be like, curly hair, light skin, tall not light skinned,
Speaker 3: a light skin, nigga, you know, I like how we
Speaker 3: look together?
Speaker 1: Are they black?
Speaker 9: Baby?
Speaker 3: I mean, I like to know. And then there's another
Speaker 3: type that I walked into and he'd be like, God,
Speaker 3: damn it, it's not me. I'm still not your life.
Speaker 7: I think that's the thing. I think most women do
Speaker 7: have a type. So that's why that lady feels like
Speaker 7: that and most men don't. And there's what we want
Speaker 7: to date and what we want to look at. Actually
Speaker 7: get out that too, that too, that too.
Speaker 6: No, that that's a big thing right there. I don't
Speaker 6: have one.
Speaker 3: I have multiple time personality. These are person these Okay,
Speaker 3: once you say, let me tell you one thing about
Speaker 3: these guys, you're not gonna get the same answers you
Speaker 3: would from a typical man. These guys live in a
Speaker 3: whole other world. They really do, because they like, they'll
Speaker 3: see beautiful women, but honestly they'll be like, bitch, are
Speaker 3: you like that's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Wife is beautiful and fine and be completely thrown with
Speaker 1: the other stuff is what makes you stay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so like when they look good or whatever, you'd
Speaker 7: hit it. They let you, of course, of course, but
Speaker 7: you're not looking for them to be your wife.
Speaker 1: Where are your standing here?
Speaker 6: It's right there.
Speaker 2: They could think they could have no personality.
Speaker 3: You can't look.
Speaker 6: It depends on where the stink is coming from.
Speaker 5: Okay, I cannot tell you this if we talk, if
Speaker 5: we're going back to him still smashing in a stinky situation.
Speaker 5: But I also have done. This is not about us
Speaker 5: being so desperate to smash. It's about us being considerate people.
Speaker 7: Because yes, when I had to lie about the condomy,
Speaker 7: I felt so bad.
Speaker 6: Because she knew that's not what it was. But I
Speaker 6: couldn't be like, oh you got bb you to get
Speaker 6: out of here, like that's there.
Speaker 5: And I'm as I'm pulling on the panties, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: something is is not my favorite here.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna all of a sudden put a stop
Speaker 3: to it. I'm gonna take one for us because I'm nice,
Speaker 3: you know, but I'm on a fingerhead.
Speaker 6: I think saying you know what, putting it in my.
Speaker 1: Ladies and didn't know what to do.
Speaker 3: You were like, oh my god, I got to.
Speaker 4: Like, I mean, I'm set. Every woman here is, I'm
Speaker 4: I'm out the market. Until my ship smelled like you
Speaker 4: can smell your.
Speaker 1: I've had to cancel. And I remember literally he was like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Because we were so excited and I
Speaker 1: was like periods on. He was like it was just
Speaker 1: like something is not It's more like just get away
Speaker 1: for me, now go away. I don't want to just
Speaker 1: suck it.
Speaker 6: Everybody had that. I'm not going to serve up musty balls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very.
Speaker 4: Kind of I mean, I will say, and I would
Speaker 4: hope that happens more in your younger years, your twenties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, oh wait, he's so she was around your age,
Speaker 2: I don't know, younger, but not that's not that young.
Speaker 1: Like I really haven't had sink pussy as an adult.
Speaker 1: He's like, maybe like someone that wasn't super fresh. He's like,
Speaker 1: but there's like she's like, that was like young.
Speaker 6: I've had very few in my life. So this happened.
Speaker 1: Now, what did she have a look where you were
Speaker 1: like I should have known.
Speaker 3: That's a load of watch, but she knows she do.
Speaker 7: Yes, it was definitely one of those like, oh no,
Speaker 7: why are we doing this again? You just attacked somebody else.
Speaker 6: I didn't say it me making that joke.
Speaker 3: I look like that girl I look. I feel like
Speaker 3: I kind of look like the girl that's just a
Speaker 3: little mussy.
Speaker 1: I feel like I look like natural, sober, something crazy,
Speaker 1: making me feel.
Speaker 6: Like she wasn't a ways beads girl. She was a
Speaker 6: hennessy all the time.
Speaker 3: But you know, that waste speed joke has made me
Speaker 3: look at some girls and been like, is it true?
Speaker 3: I've seen really pretty girls with some wte speeds. I'm like,
Speaker 3: but I've heard.
Speaker 1: The only thing I will say that's consistent with that
Speaker 1: for me for the look is hair, Like I keep hair.
Speaker 1: I like a landing strip, or like I like a
Speaker 1: tidy bush, not messy, but like I love that, And
Speaker 1: I feel like I look so much different than any
Speaker 1: woman I have sex with because I have hair and
Speaker 1: then men love it, which is weird because I went
Speaker 1: through this era in my life where I feel like
Speaker 1: I had to have a bald bussy.
Speaker 9: I think we all went through like shave all the
Speaker 9: way downstairs. You know that's twenties.
Speaker 6: Shit.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie, no, I'm lazy, I eat ass.
Speaker 2: I mean I need my men to shave.
Speaker 4: I need manscaping to take place like and now, if
Speaker 4: men don't shave, it can grow up the shaft.
Speaker 3: What am I supposed to? What am I doing here?
Speaker 2: And I called you out and said it. These veneers
Speaker 2: be catching pubes.
Speaker 3: It fucking sucks. They will grab them shits.
Speaker 6: I need you to be man scaped this ship.
Speaker 2: Just I'll be like.
Speaker 3: No, no no no, no no no no, no committed.
Speaker 6: Hold on.
Speaker 3: Have you ever looked at a man and was like, everything,
Speaker 3: but I'm not eating your ass? Have you ever looked
Speaker 3: at a guy was like that looks like I don't
Speaker 3: want to go down there.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be anywhere down there if I didn't like
Speaker 4: that's it's so weird. Like to me, if you don't
Speaker 4: want like if I'm with a man, I want to
Speaker 4: eat every inch of you. If I feel, for whatever reason,
Speaker 4: you're not clean, you might think you're not the most hygienic.
Speaker 2: I don't want to suck you. I don't want to
Speaker 2: fuck you. I don't want to be hear you like
Speaker 2: so to me.
Speaker 4: In order for me to have sex with you, I
Speaker 4: want to be able to feel like I can lick
Speaker 4: every inch of your body, and I do like much
Speaker 4: and on some booty.
Speaker 3: So I need every Yeah, I enjoy it.
Speaker 4: So I need everything to want me to go there
Speaker 4: with you in order for me to do anything. It's
Speaker 4: always weird to me when girls are like, ill you
Speaker 4: trust the cleanliness of a man last, and I'm just like,
Speaker 4: you would sleep with someone that you didn't think was clean.
Speaker 6: That's where I'm community.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think for the cleanliness thing, I don't feel
Speaker 1: like I've been judged on more than like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: doing something too dirty too fast.
Speaker 3: And that's what I would like to ask y'all. Has
Speaker 3: a girl ever done something freaky early on?
Speaker 11: Like not the last that was quim No look man, okay,
Speaker 11: so immediate immediate memory sparked up in me right now
Speaker 11: is this is my first time having sex with this girl.
Speaker 3: And then she was like, do you have vascline? Like
Speaker 3: put in my ass? And I'm like, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: a man, I just wait on, I just met you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like I don't even I don't know you like that.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: I don't eat curly.
Speaker 9: I'm not even necessarily a fan of that.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So when she was like grabbed the vassaline, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's just she approached you know, I believe like I'm cool.
Speaker 3: It's a hard time listen, wow, listen.
Speaker 2: Maybe she had no No, we're offering ass up.
Speaker 3: TV and you don't know it till you hit the bat.
Speaker 6: And this is what happened in my situation.
Speaker 5: That is the thought, the thought of like wow, put
Speaker 5: in my butt because nothing was thinking about her. She
Speaker 5: just really wanted to get and I was like, I'm.
Speaker 3: Good, not even like ease in with a finger.
Speaker 2: She just said straight yow to me the first time.
Speaker 3: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: You have something you do in bed that you're like,
Speaker 1: I ain't putting this out.
Speaker 3: To of course.
Speaker 1: Something.
Speaker 3: No, I'm trying. No, I'm trying to honestly, the boots
Speaker 3: in the dress. Really we know you do? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: am oh? What would be something that I mean definitely,
Speaker 3: I'm I tend to be submissive. I do like to
Speaker 3: be submissive and full blown like if I'm.
Speaker 9: With you, I will let you do whatever.
Speaker 3: But you got to earn that I don't listen very well.
Speaker 3: I kind of push back. I'd like to be submissive,
Speaker 3: but I don't let anybody completely do that to me
Speaker 3: unless I'm until you're absolutely because I'll be like, I'll
Speaker 3: get on top. I come off aggressive, so at first,
Speaker 3: initially I like to be in control. I do like
Speaker 3: to be in control, and then I'll give a little,
Speaker 3: give a little. But then yeah, if we're together, you
Speaker 3: can which is rare. I will you know what I
Speaker 3: will be. I like being told that I'm.
Speaker 2: A good girl. I know that's right.
Speaker 1: I love being Now, what's something a girl's done too
Speaker 1: early on?
Speaker 3: Where you like she advanced?
Speaker 1: I'll talk about nice words for hope, for your serious
Speaker 1: advance just experienced.
Speaker 7: I'll go with experienced. This one was more kind of
Speaker 7: gross me out then being freaky. But it wasn't that
Speaker 7: gross in New York. I don't think in New York.
Speaker 7: Had a girl coming from Jersey. I told her, this
Speaker 7: is before uber ship. They just take a cab and
Speaker 7: pay for it. She gets in the cab and then
Speaker 7: halfway she's like that take it too long.
Speaker 6: I got out.
Speaker 7: I'm like what She's like, yeah, but it's cool. It's
Speaker 7: like twelve blocks I can walk. He I was like,
Speaker 7: all right, whatever, East Coast.
Speaker 6: She gets out there, she gets.
Speaker 7: There, and then she's just ready to go, and I'm like, nigga,
Speaker 7: you just walked twelve blocks.
Speaker 6: You ain't go in the bathroom. Freshen it up. No,
Speaker 6: I'm good, all right. She didn't stink. She was right,
Speaker 6: she was experienced, but I was definitely weirded out.
Speaker 4: Wait a shower because she walks twelve blocks. You're not
Speaker 4: sweating in twelve blocks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not twelve blocks. See, that's that East Coast.
Speaker 6: He gave it on our she was out bundled up
Speaker 6: and ship too.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even hot out.
Speaker 5: Listen to New York Girls, New York because I also
Speaker 5: have a similar story of someone in New York where
Speaker 5: the whole plan was like, oh, you know, we come through,
Speaker 5: I can't wait to go down you this and this
Speaker 5: and that, And she was like cool, I'm just I
Speaker 5: just got the train. You got I'm hotels like ten
Speaker 5: blocks away lit right. I'm like, oh, it wasn't lit
Speaker 5: because it's long ago.
Speaker 6: Uh neat.
Speaker 3: She came through bundled up coat layers. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 3: maybe this is just l a ship. But I'm like,
Speaker 3: you walked ten whole blocks, just layered up, and and
Speaker 3: you you're not gonna rints.
Speaker 2: You're just gonna lay down. I'm about to get naked.
Speaker 2: All the germs are on the clothes. I'm naked now
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 6: This is Frank.
Speaker 3: Before I left the house.
Speaker 6: Maybe y'all have built up to walk in all that
Speaker 6: and not getting sweaty.
Speaker 1: I do have one little fun thing I want to do.
Speaker 1: I was on Chase here a few weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: I did this thing where I named the neighborhood in
Speaker 1: New York and they had to guess to borrow Ricky
Speaker 1: got dykman right.
Speaker 3: I want to do it one more time. No, you
Speaker 3: a true question? Because I saw Long Island City, you
Speaker 3: should have knew all the am I supposed to know that.
Speaker 2: No one does I live Long Well, I used to
Speaker 2: live in Long Island City.
Speaker 4: Every time I stay Long Onland City, they'd be like, damn,
Speaker 4: that's far from they think I'm in the Long Island.
Speaker 1: Everyone, I'm gonna do the ones wrap.
Speaker 3: So I was like, I'm literally only on in New York,
Speaker 3: like a handful of time on what Flatbush, Brooklyn, Newsburg.
Speaker 6: But you ain't got this.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know Williamsburg is Yes, yeah, okay, gentrified
Speaker 5: Queen's there we god man, that's.
Speaker 3: My favorite, the Yammy, that's my favorite part of Queen.
Speaker 3: I go there for all the Asians. Asian better than.
Speaker 2: Chinatown, Like it's the real China Town.
Speaker 1: Everything's cheap.
Speaker 9: You can get shipped like three of the follows and
Speaker 9: my New York barbers and flushing a two.
Speaker 4: Hour massage for seventy five dollars, aware with the jack Flushing.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I don't get.
Speaker 6: The jack off.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I feel like that takes you.
Speaker 1: In Washington Heights.
Speaker 6: Washington Heights.
Speaker 9: Oh okay, the Heights of Dominicans.
Speaker 3: That is that is you got it? Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 6: Because I'll keep on to say the Bronx, But that's not.
Speaker 3: A borough right here.
Speaker 2: The Bronx is a borough.
Speaker 6: It is. Okay, well then no it is actually Airline's Manhattan.
Speaker 3: But you got do oh no, you didn't get I
Speaker 3: did get that.
Speaker 9: Look as La people we hear Manhattan, we just like
Speaker 9: assume it's all fancy ship.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Harlem Queens.
Speaker 6: Now that's in Manhattan.
Speaker 3: Oh you are some We are very west coast, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 2: I'm in Atlanta now, so I'm like.
Speaker 3: I'm from Hawaii. I grew up from I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: super West Coast.
Speaker 6: And when you visit from here, you basically staying.
Speaker 3: Manh yeah, you get a little seasons, you might be
Speaker 3: in someone's gonna take you for a good time. I
Speaker 3: have to stay in the city, you know, as as outsiders.
Speaker 3: Something cool. I just learned about Hawaii.
Speaker 1: By the way, Daylight Savings the Hawaii and Arizonzona we.
Speaker 3: Don't have it.
Speaker 6: What the like?
Speaker 1: How are Hawaiians so what?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Even trying? Do you guys even know why we have
Speaker 3: DLA savings?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Is that the only reason? No other no other place though,
Speaker 3: And we were supposed to get rid of it in California.
Speaker 4: We were supposed to get rid of it in the
Speaker 4: for the States like a couple of years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I didn't go through.
Speaker 6: Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was just talking to my friend.
Speaker 4: About Hawaii because I was like, damn, it's like the
Speaker 4: only little island that got colonized, but them niggas is fine.
Speaker 4: And I was like, but then I was like, I
Speaker 4: don't want an American So I was like, I gotta
Speaker 4: go to tong girl smoke.
Speaker 1: Oh you want bib I know I am, yes, sat
Speaker 1: down y'all. Y'all know I my black chocolate African American kings.
Speaker 9: But baby, the.
Speaker 3: Way the Roman reigns and all them niggas is down.
Speaker 3: More hair do the little tribal ship?
Speaker 1: Do you guys see the hawk up the New Zealand?
Speaker 3: Yes, Rugby your house. Yeah, the political Yeah it was crazy.
Speaker 1: No, she did more fine, fine, man, she's that should
Speaker 1: make me cry because it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: We are a passionate people make it.
Speaker 4: The sad while I'm sitting here like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to find it for you so good in
Speaker 4: this suite so and yeah, but don't piss them off though.
Speaker 2: This girl.
Speaker 1: So like Cliff, is a woman in court in New Zealand.
Speaker 1: They were trying to fight to get some rights.
Speaker 2: Back to the.
Speaker 3: Want to say that.
Speaker 9: You He was like, oh no, he was a god,
Speaker 9: not the hot guy.
Speaker 3: This wife has started to shaking. He said, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want a man with tribal tattoos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bitch, damn, it's a lot of white dudes with
Speaker 3: with tribal No. No, we don't want to know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I don't want. I want the
Speaker 1: Jason Mos. Yes, the white tribal tat. I feel like
Speaker 1: he's been living in Kawhi for like a few years.
Speaker 3: We see him a mile away and go get that off.
Speaker 3: Now go to Carson, go to Paramount off for you.
Speaker 3: So there we're having a uh okay, we talked about
Speaker 3: state off. If we talk about if we have a municipalities.
Speaker 6: And conversation.
Speaker 3: Towards like.
Speaker 5: Not Long Beach, but okay, so like towards past Compton, uh, Carson, Piramount.
Speaker 5: There are a lot of Tonguans and Samoans like l a.
Speaker 5: Then you to see what yeah, yeah warman, Yeah, member,
Speaker 5: what is it?
Speaker 2: Revert go to I'll become a warm I'll be there.
Speaker 3: She's like, I'll be in the temple.
Speaker 9: We got a lot of p I s out here,
Speaker 9: a lot of tong is, lots of Yeah.
Speaker 5: Our high school it was we had a whole Pacific
Speaker 5: islander assembly and they can sing and all the girls
Speaker 5: will get dumb horny.
Speaker 9: It was crazy.
Speaker 5: I remember, this is my first time seeing thirsty. It
Speaker 5: was like Spanish class. I remember, like our high school
Speaker 5: is majority went to high school together. It was majority
Speaker 5: like Mexican. You know I'm saying, I just remember, like
Speaker 5: they think you were.
Speaker 3: I'm actually not joking.
Speaker 1: Thin hair was longer, so't like no Melipinos.
Speaker 5: Older, older Asians and and Mexicans have similar yes see
Speaker 5: what you're saying. Yes, but it was I remember the
Speaker 5: Spanish class and this one little till I've been like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, Pi day, Oh my gosh, Sonny.
Speaker 9: There's just because they would do the Hawker ship right,
Speaker 9: and there was.
Speaker 5: Oil and tabless oil, the topless and school well not
Speaker 5: not not girls weren't topless.
Speaker 3: The dude and there was this full name Sonny.
Speaker 6: He was like that.
Speaker 5: I described him as the a c Slater of our
Speaker 5: ship because he was fucking his motherfucker was sexy.
Speaker 3: He was cut and played football.
Speaker 9: Who knows what he's up to the thing, but that
Speaker 9: fool was like the guy.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9: He would get up there, they would do their domma.
Speaker 9: All the girls would be in the stands, jizzy and
Speaker 9: ship like.
Speaker 3: Man, you thought we liked the basketball team.
Speaker 6: Basketball.
Speaker 1: I never heard of a hawka. Can you describe it? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess you're from Hawaii.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm it's a it's a tribal dance. It's
Speaker 3: like it's a call. It's what you do to intimidate
Speaker 3: whoever you're Yeah. Like so there's like the ha, which
Speaker 3: the hat, which is different than there's the hawkah, and
Speaker 3: that's what everybody has seen and that's when they all
Speaker 3: come together. And that's you know, that's their tribal chant.
Speaker 3: It's really to intimidate. And that's why they brought it
Speaker 3: into sports, because it's like, we're here for war. This
Speaker 3: is a battle, and we're about to show you. We're
Speaker 3: about to keep I.
Speaker 1: Know, I'm not saying I have an all lives matter pussy,
Speaker 1: but it pretty much as long as you have some
Speaker 1: kind of cultural background like that has some kind of
Speaker 1: dominance in it, I like it. Like I remember dating
Speaker 1: this white dude that told me his dad or his
Speaker 1: lineage was Viking. I was crazy attraction and I started
Speaker 1: to like get it.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you got these broad shoulders and.
Speaker 2: Like the general one of the most dominant they call
Speaker 2: not the world.
Speaker 6: You kind of get you some pilgrim.
Speaker 2: The light and white.
Speaker 1: Found this is a great set them we've got. So
Speaker 1: now that we were first, you're on hores anywhere only
Speaker 1: on patreons five dollars. We talked about the history of
Speaker 1: sex and I figured, because there was so many of
Speaker 1: us today, we should talk about the history of the
Speaker 1: sex party, because that actually think five people is enough
Speaker 1: to make a sex party.
Speaker 3: Yes, I would party.
Speaker 6: You said, why, it depends on how freaking everybody is,
Speaker 6: because if everybody's not super freaking, one person left out
Speaker 6: for a little.
Speaker 5: Bit, and then well, it also depends on everybody's all
Speaker 5: like this all the dynamics, because if it's five on one,
Speaker 5: it's just a train.
Speaker 3: That's not a party. You're trying to be in the lineup.
Speaker 3: Huh what I just I didn't hear. I didn't you
Speaker 3: ever been to a sex party?
Speaker 2: No, and y'all live here in La I stay in
Speaker 2: the Bay.
Speaker 1: Oh, never been invited to one?
Speaker 3: No offense? I mean invited is invited is not a thing,
Speaker 3: but I haven't been to it. I was like, Yes,
Speaker 3: I've been invited. I was like, I feel like they
Speaker 3: always try to recruit.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then there was the Power Exchange. There's a couple
Speaker 3: places in San Francisco that are known the Armory also
Speaker 3: was one where they can.
Speaker 4: We get the list when I go to the Bay
Speaker 4: all start weekend.
Speaker 3: I'd love to Well, I just guess I'll host. You guys,
Speaker 3: I'll go there for All Star. Yeah, you just getting trained.
Speaker 6: A really big.
Speaker 3: The sex club community. I don't think it's a party.
Speaker 1: I tried to find different like versions of how this started,
Speaker 1: but this was my favorite one. It sounded like to
Speaker 1: me the first stripper set the sex party off in
Speaker 1: eighty nine BC. So Roman historians described having big feasts
Speaker 1: with sex and food, and the way that it was
Speaker 1: with start was from hiring erotic dancers. They were called cortisons,
Speaker 1: which is known today as an escort in a brothel,
Speaker 1: like they like to use that word, but erotic dancing
Speaker 1: was how it happened. So they would bring five to
Speaker 1: ten women in and they weren't necessary the prostitutes, but
Speaker 1: just there dancing made other people want to fuck. And
Speaker 1: that's actually what happens at sex parties. Sometimes performers will
Speaker 1: come in and then you're kind of like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: feeling kinky. So they really kept the shit the same,
Speaker 1: and while they were watching sex acts, they would then
Speaker 1: literally look at it like it was a demo and
Speaker 1: start practicing on it.
Speaker 3: And he's just like that shit is tight.
Speaker 2: It's like a tutorial.
Speaker 6: One.
Speaker 2: Can you play that back?
Speaker 1: No, swingers clubs, just like the evolution of how they
Speaker 1: started to happen. So in the United States, swinger lifestyle
Speaker 1: emerged around the end of World War Two, and the
Speaker 1: associated them with wife swapping, So there was a fantasy
Speaker 1: that would happen during the wars where the wives wouldn't
Speaker 1: have their husband. So some men were turned on by
Speaker 1: hearing the stories of them fucking other men woo.
Speaker 6: Them.
Speaker 1: I know, right like you out here about it died,
Speaker 1: but I'm getting deep.
Speaker 3: Sorry as you didn't make it.
Speaker 6: So it was crazy.
Speaker 1: Like now you got to write the story in So
Speaker 1: in the sixties and the seventies, that's when these parties
Speaker 1: would happen, and that was the sexual revolution, and the
Speaker 1: lifestyle was a bunch of non monogamous stuff that we
Speaker 1: see today, but swinging in particular mainly took place at
Speaker 1: a couple's house. And then one of the first resorts
Speaker 1: ever was brought up in the sixties. It was a
Speaker 1: fifteen acre resort in California to Penga Canyon and it
Speaker 1: was open to the public in nineteen sixty eight by
Speaker 1: a couple. It was very utopian. It was members only.
Speaker 1: You had to be naked and then new York. We
Speaker 1: caught on late in the seventies.
Speaker 3: But they asked temple, I could just think it's cold,
Speaker 3: it's hard to be naked outside.
Speaker 2: No global warming, it's not even gotten out there anymore.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it was eighty degrees the other day
Speaker 3: it was damn you bro.
Speaker 6: Oops.
Speaker 1: But the one in New York actually used to run
Speaker 1: ads on TV. It just made it like a free
Speaker 1: loving advance.
Speaker 3: To damn wow during TV time? Dog, can you imagine
Speaker 3: like come get it? Whenever? Whenever I think of swingers parties,
Speaker 3: the first thing that comes to mind is like the
Speaker 3: fish bowls, you know, when you think of them, they
Speaker 3: would all go to different parties. You never what's the fishbowl?
Speaker 3: The fishbowl where they throw the keys and the fish
Speaker 3: bowl and then they would yeah that was in here.
Speaker 3: Never wait, explain that. Well, but they would all go
Speaker 3: over to somebody's house, like their neighbor's house, and all
Speaker 3: these couples would go and they would throw their keys
Speaker 3: into the fish bowl, and that was like the sign
Speaker 3: of the swingers party. You know, we got to take
Speaker 3: you as a Oh you pick.
Speaker 6: The keys, yeah, like if you're a man, you pick keys.
Speaker 6: Whoever the key is your wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they do it a lot in movies. So
Speaker 3: there's even a seat there's if you look at some
Speaker 3: of the children's movies at times, or even like The
Speaker 3: Grinch or whatever, they always throw little I know, but
Speaker 3: it's like that's what it's a reference to. It's kind
Speaker 3: of a play for these dolts. A lot they'll do.
Speaker 3: So whenever you see I think it's in the grin
Speaker 3: Shoes Old Christmas there is a little scene where they're
Speaker 3: throwing the keys in the bowl, and that's what it's
Speaker 3: alluding to.
Speaker 1: So it literally says in here they were called key
Speaker 1: parties before they were called swinger parties.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 6: Wow, you.
Speaker 3: I told you, I've been invited. Very curious.
Speaker 4: I'm not surprised either that, like The Grinch or any
Speaker 4: of the things that we perceive as children's stuff has
Speaker 4: so many sexual windows.
Speaker 2: Like even seeing old Nickelodeon cartoons.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, the ship was raunchy, crazy running sho both, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: Stiffy was like that.
Speaker 7: Different. So the clips that you guys are seeing aren't
Speaker 7: from the Nickelodeon show. It was a show on his
Speaker 7: own networks.
Speaker 6: No, it was.
Speaker 7: It was just it was like an adult cartoon. And
Speaker 7: then people bought the ship and they changed it to
Speaker 7: what we watched this kid.
Speaker 3: Oh no, reverse reverse of that.
Speaker 6: Sure it was.
Speaker 5: It was Nickelodeon first. And then then when the creator
Speaker 5: of it, like he got licensed to do the ship
Speaker 5: he initially wanted to do with it later on, and
Speaker 5: then that's where you see the really like the freaky
Speaker 5: ship where like you know, Ren's in the shower watch.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but either way, it wasn't what we were.
Speaker 3: There's quite a few of their name like Modern Life. Okay, so.
Speaker 2: Operator, Yeah, he was a both bro.
Speaker 3: He was literally a phone sex operator in the car too.
Speaker 1: I really don't remember this, but now that my brain
Speaker 1: is going back, Yeah, I'm thirty.
Speaker 3: Three old, y'all.
Speaker 6: Well, we'll be saying, okay.
Speaker 3: So what so Shrek? Yes, Shrek. Shrek is an easy one.
Speaker 3: Most of these think about it because the kids aren't
Speaker 3: the only ones watching it, like adult that's the thing.
Speaker 3: So the adults get to chuckle ye very subtly, you know.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 2: Crazy and so like, if you guys want to look
Speaker 2: it up, there's YouTube videos about it. There's so many clips.
Speaker 4: But our favorite cartoons growing up now literally leaned into
Speaker 4: sex heavy like.
Speaker 3: And homosexuality too. There was a lot of that, like
Speaker 3: very open free, like it was not really as black
Speaker 3: and white. There was a lot of stuff that was
Speaker 3: happening if you watch it now.
Speaker 9: Even as a kid, I knew Nala was horny though
Speaker 9: when I seen that. Look at the fun when she's
Speaker 9: like laying in the grass.
Speaker 2: Looking so the lions can't flirts, kids, kids flirt?
Speaker 8: Did know that was horny. Look at y'all say a
Speaker 8: cat is sexy? About the line?
Speaker 3: So you never seen during Can you feel the light
Speaker 3: that hold?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, you you go want to why not wanted?
Speaker 6: It's not wanted? Hold on you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, look at her eyes and can you go
Speaker 3: to love tonight? It's hot?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're the reason why bitches were wearing contacts were
Speaker 4: so gotten.
Speaker 3: They looked like fucking dollar.
Speaker 6: No, you don't try.
Speaker 3: Don't look at okay on today. I got many reasons why.
Speaker 3: I like, it's like a weed.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, the Natalie, thank you, damn they look good.
Speaker 3: They don't look like back in the day you could
Speaker 3: tell yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: We got the hugant ones that really met.
Speaker 3: I spent money on them.
Speaker 2: These aren't the ones from the hair store.
Speaker 1: Okay, So bath houses started to happen, and bath houses
Speaker 1: then became the place for gay men. Ye yes, So
Speaker 1: in nineteen o three it started in New York. It
Speaker 1: was they called the artists in hotel bath and basically
Speaker 1: basically it was genuinely a place where you're supposed to use.
Speaker 3: The pool, have asana.
Speaker 1: However, these spaces after only a six short months of
Speaker 1: being open and quickly became a place for queer men.
Speaker 1: This was the sign. You are sitting in the sauna,
Speaker 1: you do not close the door. The room has to
Speaker 1: be a jar. They make eye contact with people that
Speaker 1: walk by and you gnaed them in. Whatever happens in
Speaker 1: the room happens. And once the door is closed, being
Speaker 1: that it's supposed to be a private session, they could
Speaker 1: never ask anything. So no modern sex clubs needed to
Speaker 1: even grow or go on for gay men because the
Speaker 1: bath house was like the perfect and safe space and
Speaker 1: gay men tend to never need a lot of warming up.
Speaker 1: They could just look at each other get ready to fuck,
Speaker 1: whereas it's the circle jerk parties when women were involved,
Speaker 1: they needed to kind.
Speaker 9: Of you know, do they thing also complicated.
Speaker 3: Right, likely talk and have a little charcooter.
Speaker 6: They like me.
Speaker 3: This word I've never heard. I don't know of y'all.
Speaker 1: I want to go there now because I thought it
Speaker 1: was for a party. There's also a place called a
Speaker 1: molly house and it's a gay brothel. I thought it
Speaker 1: was drugged, but it says in England, France and Netherlands
Speaker 1: seventeen day eighteen hundreds they were cafes where gay men
Speaker 1: would dance and be, you know, serving their patrons and
Speaker 1: if they wanted to take them in the back, they could.
Speaker 2: They tap a cafe.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a drinky drinking but it was just like
Speaker 1: a drinking place where you'd get served. But they called
Speaker 1: them molly houses. They don't know the origin of the name.
Speaker 1: But it would host forty guests a night and pretty
Speaker 1: much all of them would get fucked.
Speaker 4: Cafe always just throws me off because I would hope
Speaker 4: I wasn't selling coffees in espresso.
Speaker 2: We always got a ship right after the.
Speaker 3: Question, have you guys ever been to like a drinky
Speaker 3: drinky bar?
Speaker 2: What's a drinky drinking bar?
Speaker 3: Sninky? You know all the things? Girl, Yeah, it's like
Speaker 3: drinky drinky bars where it's like a hostess bar. So
Speaker 3: people come in to the bar and you have beautiful
Speaker 3: women who are all there and pretty much you're you
Speaker 3: buy them drinks in order to sit and talk to
Speaker 3: them girls. Yeah, but then they have private rooms as well,
Speaker 3: so you can do like a cafe, which I know
Speaker 3: in like San Jose they had m Cafe was one
Speaker 3: and it's like a lingerie coffee spot.
Speaker 1: Ever lingerie coffee. Something I gotta do.
Speaker 3: Is don't you have that? Like the drive through we
Speaker 3: have Pink Poodle and bottoms Up.
Speaker 6: We don't have that, but they got in like Seattle.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we have Francisco.
Speaker 3: I need to like in like so in the valley,
Speaker 3: like even heading towards San Francisco, they have these. They're
Speaker 3: like small little coffee shops that they're only drive throughs,
Speaker 3: and they're bikini baristas. We gotta go for they're in
Speaker 3: lingerie and they're in swim suits, so they make you.
Speaker 9: And they're so good.
Speaker 3: My favorite drink is from it's from Bottoms Up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're just the middle of the day in the morning,
Speaker 3: just in their little line. What city is that in?
Speaker 3: There's multiple you can just look up Pink Poodle or
Speaker 3: bottoms Up.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh I've seen that in Seattle on TikTok. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: they're in Galley TikTok because.
Speaker 3: You get everything.
Speaker 2: I'm fine and trying to keeps it from us. They
Speaker 2: just ruling it almost.
Speaker 4: Reservations can't make it to the following Yeah, USh, yeah
Speaker 4: you my restaurant.
Speaker 3: That's interesting. I mean I thought they were kind of
Speaker 3: everywhere little like never heard of all the horror stuff
Speaker 3: that you know, we've never seen. I was like, different, Well,
Speaker 3: I don't know, damn no, I want to go to that.
Speaker 3: Then one of my like one of my coworkers in radio.
Speaker 3: He I mean, he was an older, gay white man
Speaker 3: in San Francisco, like originally from Texas, move to San Francisco.
Speaker 3: So his stories were insane, and he was even talking
Speaker 3: about dating like today like the grinder and all, like
Speaker 3: how they meet up. The bathhouses are still a thing,
Speaker 3: like going to certain places the art dynamic, yeah, of
Speaker 3: just how they find each other. A lively a few.
Speaker 1: Blocks up from a place called Blue DVD in the
Speaker 1: East Village and I went in there once. It's a
Speaker 1: sex store. So I went in there for something. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I was doing. Maybe it was it
Speaker 1: might even for one of our live shows. We used
Speaker 1: like we have toys as props and ship I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: there's kind of nothing in the store. How is it stallopelock?
Speaker 1: And then I walk in like I kind of looked
Speaker 1: to me funny. I was like, do you guys have
Speaker 1: like handcuffs and stuff? And he's like you can look
Speaker 1: over there.
Speaker 3: So I'm like I need to google this.
Speaker 1: But then I called one of my East Village gays
Speaker 1: who's a Keen Wood's a comedian we have on here
Speaker 1: all the time. I was like, a Keem do you
Speaker 1: ever have girl?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why in there, bitch? He was like, yo, it's like
Speaker 1: twenty dollars to go to the back. And then on
Speaker 1: Snuffies or Scruffies. It's a website where basically geographically it's
Speaker 1: a little more intense than Grinder. It'll show you where
Speaker 1: they're going to be at a certain time and you
Speaker 1: can meet up with a stranger. It was there, Oh
Speaker 1: it was, And it was a really cute dude walking
Speaker 1: in when I was in there. Oh, he locked eyes
Speaker 1: and he left and I.
Speaker 6: Was like.
Speaker 1: You're like yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not what you wanted.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe he was just like maybe bitches I
Speaker 1: was really in there, like, oh my god, you got
Speaker 1: the floggers, and like the selection was crazy. You ever
Speaker 1: been to a store that's going out of business?
Speaker 3: That's what this place looked as. You're like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and something else, and I hate I just remember my
Speaker 3: worst date.
Speaker 6: Yay, here we go.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's really really simple. So I met this
Speaker 3: it's I met this guy. He was beautiful, and I
Speaker 3: was really excited. We were talking and so we go
Speaker 3: to meet up and we're just the vibe is good,
Speaker 3: we're drinking, the bar is great, and then he starts
Speaker 3: talking about how he's currently on ketemine. Wait what currently
Speaker 3: was talking about? Like he's like, I'm high right now,
Speaker 3: not like I No, he was like, I am on
Speaker 3: ketymine currently, and I was like I was l It
Speaker 3: was a very la story.
Speaker 2: No that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, beautiful though, you know it's funny because but that
Speaker 3: was my I literally looked at him. I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't trust you.
Speaker 9: I can't be here.
Speaker 3: I need to leave my located.
Speaker 2: Did you tell him that I don't like?
Speaker 3: I easily eased out of that situation. Yeah, easily hit him. No,
Speaker 3: that shit scared the fuck out of me because I don't.
Speaker 3: Anytime I've heard about anybody messing with ketamine was in
Speaker 3: the club, and I've heard about the K Hole and
Speaker 3: they're just on some weird shit, but like recreationally using
Speaker 3: horse tranquilizes, wait before before you go to it day,
Speaker 3: are you scared of me? You take it?
Speaker 6: H kenne meine. People think that shit is just the normal,
Speaker 6: and I think it's.
Speaker 1: Because it's used for depression. So like there's clinics where
Speaker 1: some there was a proposition on a few ballots during
Speaker 1: the election, but like people use it to get out
Speaker 1: of depression, and so I think because like, but but
Speaker 1: you're doing a bump of it and it's for him,
Speaker 1: right that's not okay?
Speaker 3: And right now and we're drinking a lot and then
Speaker 3: I started, I was like, are you gonna die?
Speaker 1: I don't want it at all.
Speaker 3: I was like, what is happening? But when he said
Speaker 3: it so casually, I realized that we were not on
Speaker 3: the same wave and that's just not someone I want
Speaker 3: to be associated with.
Speaker 1: I don't know why downers have become a party drug.
Speaker 1: I mean, lean, I guess too is, but it's funny
Speaker 1: because I like to partake in some party drugs and
Speaker 1: I was with a homegirl recently at a party. It's
Speaker 1: like five am, and me and her were high judging
Speaker 1: the other drugs people were doing.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was doing. I'm like, that's the lie.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like no, no, But and be like
Speaker 1: it's so crazy because I remember back in the day
Speaker 1: when niggas wasn't doing molly, but I would go to raves.
Speaker 1: And then I started hearing Future talk about it. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, You're like, it's not going
Speaker 1: to kill you.
Speaker 3: I guess it's going, but it's it's just the evolution
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: And so one of the things right and I said,
Speaker 1: was like ten years from now, ketmine is going to
Speaker 1: be the new Like yeah, because because it's legalized in
Speaker 1: some form. I really believe that that's why.
Speaker 3: And that's what my only experience was through seeing people
Speaker 3: in the night life. And then it was just like
Speaker 3: you just see them drop and you're like, oh shit,
Speaker 3: they're in the hole. I'm like, in the hole. You
Speaker 3: mean to tell me you're taking something that could possibly
Speaker 3: put you in the mobile ice you are? You just
Speaker 3: sitting there in the corner and you're trying to get
Speaker 3: out like, you know what's happening.
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, hell no, I like upper. I feel
Speaker 1: like when someone goes down with drugs, you want to
Speaker 1: escape something. And we're already in the club to that,
Speaker 1: Like you're having a bad.
Speaker 3: Day, We're trying to shake aga you need to go
Speaker 3: if it don't make me start smiling and turking, right,
Speaker 3: I just want to shake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I'm scared to smoke weed.
Speaker 3: In the club.
Speaker 1: What could I just be like, Oh my god, you guys,
Speaker 1: they can't all la people like what I was.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm just talking about he worried about eating too
Speaker 3: much when I'm out and be like I can't be
Speaker 3: high in public. I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: So you know when you get like nervous, like I
Speaker 1: get off. I want to get to that point where
Speaker 1: I'm having fun with weed, No I get I started
Speaker 1: stuttering and ship.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Where can people find your guys?
Speaker 9: Well, ship man, well all of us.
Speaker 5: You can watch No Chase of podcasts on YouTube, Dot
Speaker 5: Complast Timothy streaming on all platforms of course.
Speaker 6: Uh, you want to shout out your Instagram Ricky shucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Instagram at Nikki Blades and if you're into golf
Speaker 3: and food, I have a blades golf club and.
Speaker 5: Nikki yea YouTube dot comas Symathy instagrams take.
Speaker 3: Over my ship. I thought you were not. No, that
Speaker 3: just happens so many.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I was like, contact with me quick, shout out.
Speaker 3: Can you get back to my wife? It's like you
Speaker 3: already said your ship? All right?
Speaker 5: Never mind the whole lass day, don't chase the podcast
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Speaker 1: Uh yes, since his name is too long, we'll put yeah.
Speaker 1: But no, I'm excited for us to do your episode.
Speaker 1: We come back to l A sometime. That was really fun.
Speaker 1: Let's let Mandy do how you guys started the episode. No, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so that's how we'll end it.
Speaker 2: Ye what am I doing? Okay?
Speaker 3: Go ahead.
Speaker 9: So we start every episode with a song.
Speaker 5: So when' bring a guest on, we say I'm a
Speaker 5: three two one whatever song is in your heart and
Speaker 5: your soul sing it. And then if we know we're
Speaker 5: seeing long with you, ready five for three to one go.
Speaker 2: If you know me noticing my fun?
Speaker 6: What don't know? You know?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: But is that one part you decide?
Speaker 1: We're like, yeah's in the middle, because that's what I know,
Speaker 1: I started.
Speaker 3: From the middle.
Speaker 6: Now I don't know the words, and then I know,
Speaker 6: I for three two one, I'm not a guess.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Chaser, no, chaser, you do that really, bat with that?
Speaker 3: You know that exactly why that's perfect because I yeah, and.
Speaker 2: I make up my own words.
Speaker 3: Steve love it.
Speaker 2: It took a while, but yeah, all right, well shout
Speaker 2: out and all right.
Speaker 3: Pizza the migo. Whoa.
Speaker 2: Now I didn't say I don't know.
Speaker 6: I said, I said one of them.
Speaker 2: I said, the brand, the group.
Speaker 3: All right, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: She was right.
Speaker 6: We was wrong, all right, y'all.
Speaker 3: Catch us up, Patreoch for horrible decisions.