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Speaker 2: Up up Up, dad Up, dot Up, Episode three sixty,
Speaker 2: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hello with come full circle. We
Speaker 2: sure have because it's a three sixty exactly. I'm Scary Jones.
Speaker 2: That's David Brody. What's happening, pal? How you feeling? You're
Speaker 2: feeling good? Pal? Wow? Yeah, I feel good. I uh
Speaker 2: it's pick a Ball Tuesday. Yeah, I bet so. I'm
Speaker 2: going to play pick a ball after this. I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing my uh workout you know, I could see
Speaker 2: athletic pants and you're you're all righty good, You're all
Speaker 2: set to go like you did last Tuesday where you
Speaker 2: shut the cameras down on me and you're like, I'm
Speaker 2: out of here. You were talking talking talking, Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: but I was ready to go for another hour and
Speaker 2: you were like, oh yeah, that's what she said. Click. Hey,
Speaker 2: speaking of pickleball, you don't have my pick a ball jingle?
Speaker 2: Do you? No? You do? Ah have the Senate to you?
Speaker 2: I don't need it right now. However, you know the
Speaker 2: year is ending and slices you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: You know, when you met your deductible on your medical benefits,
Speaker 2: and so as soon as you meet you deductible, depending
Speaker 2: on how your medical benefits are, anything else after you
Speaker 2: hit your deductible is basically free, right It maybe fifty
Speaker 2: dollar cope or you know, but it's COVID ninety percent
Speaker 2: if you have good benefits. Everything's pretty much free after
Speaker 2: hit you deductible. Mostly so I made sure to get
Speaker 2: my knee gel injection before the end of the year.
Speaker 2: So I went today. Oh you're jelling, cause are you jealous?
Speaker 2: I'm jelling. Yeah. So I probably could have gone maybe
Speaker 2: another month or two, maybe before the knee started bothering
Speaker 2: me again. But I went today before the year is over,
Speaker 2: that little squirty squirty with the gel, and I gotta
Speaker 2: tell you, it's not comfortable. Now. Do they shoot that
Speaker 2: thing in there like they shot the Zeman in my face? No,
Speaker 2: because I didn't go oh, and I didn't try to
Speaker 2: lick it. That was the boat. So they stick the
Speaker 2: giant needle in your knee. But first the assistant sprays
Speaker 2: like like you know, like salt bay. The guy throws
Speaker 2: the salt from up top high oh yeah. She does
Speaker 2: the squirt the squirt bottle of like five feet away.
Speaker 2: I guess she doesn't want it hitting her because it's
Speaker 2: like a numbing spray and she doesn't want to so
Speaker 2: she does like the salt bay up top like she's dunking,
Speaker 2: and so she squirts it on your knee and he
Speaker 2: sticks it right in the middle of the wet spot.
Speaker 2: He goes, all right, ready it's cold and wet, cold
Speaker 2: and wet pressure pressure. And I'm like, yeah, you start
Speaker 2: squeezing your hands. I told you last time. He's like,
Speaker 2: don't look, don't look. I looked. That's a hard chance
Speaker 2: for me. I'm out. I'm out on that shit. Yep.
Speaker 2: You know what though, it makes you after you come
Speaker 2: out of there. Yeah, at like ten minutes, your knee
Speaker 2: is like like you're twelve years old again. It feels great.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, and at last six months. But my point
Speaker 2: is get old what no? Uh well, speaking of don't
Speaker 2: get all, I want to talk about Spotify. But that
Speaker 2: being said, slices, what are you going to get at
Speaker 2: the end of the year. What are your last minute
Speaker 2: medical purchases that since you hit your deductible, You're like,
Speaker 2: go get some X RAYSH go get some? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I cannot believe it. Are we really really doing this topic?
Speaker 2: This is? Where? Is this? What what old people talk about?
Speaker 2: Holy shit? I cannot believe people talk about not old
Speaker 2: doesn't do it? Old? No, But like I cannot believe
Speaker 2: what your phone light up? Talk about in the morning show.
Speaker 2: Your phonees will line up. Although I cannot believe. It's
Speaker 2: just I just dawned upon me that we're talking about
Speaker 2: having ailments and meeting. You're deductible, so now you're trying
Speaker 2: to get as much free shit as you could possibly get. Hey,
Speaker 2: you don't have to be old. What if like you're
Speaker 2: like your elbows bother and you're like, go get an
Speaker 2: X ray? So it's an all ages thing. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: like like a couple of years ago, I had met
Speaker 2: my deductible and I could get an MRI for free.
Speaker 2: What I want? I was like, oh, what I want
Speaker 2: an MRI for Like, I'll just go get an MRI.
Speaker 2: I didn't need one. I didn't get one, but I
Speaker 2: could have, is my point. I know, But I don't
Speaker 2: know if I would do that. I don't know. Why
Speaker 2: do I want to spend more time in a doctor's office.
Speaker 2: It's torture me because if you if you don't do
Speaker 2: it and you have to do it in January, then
Speaker 2: you screw Like if you need a flu shot and
Speaker 2: you don't eat, let's say, or whatever kind of shot
Speaker 2: you need. Let's say you need some kind of thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: if you wait till January, you gotta pay full price.
Speaker 2: Go get it now after you deductible and you covered
Speaker 2: from you. I can't, dude, talk about on the morning
Speaker 2: show tomorrow. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna pose this
Speaker 2: is a topic. We'll see if I get thrown out
Speaker 2: on my ear. You know, yeah, last minute medical shops.
Speaker 2: It was something we were talking about on the show,
Speaker 2: and Elvis was like, now that talk about that somewhere else.
Speaker 2: He was, why don't you talk about that with your
Speaker 2: boy David Brody? I said, you know what, Brodie and
Speaker 2: I are going to have a We're actually gonna have
Speaker 2: this conversation now on the podcast. In fact, listen to
Speaker 2: the next episode of the Booking Boys podcast. Would you
Speaker 2: hear me elaborate on this. I gotta say I get
Speaker 2: almost as much airtime not working there than I did
Speaker 2: when I worked out. You're about to get some more.
Speaker 2: We're about to do the New Year's Day. This was
Speaker 2: my idea, New Year's Day, the top twenty phone taps
Speaker 2: of all time countdown, and it'll be that New Year's
Speaker 2: Day show is just gonna be phone tap, phone tap,
Speaker 2: phone tap, phone tap. It's a whole show of phone taps.
Speaker 2: And Elvis cleared it and he's like, that's a great idea,
Speaker 2: And I said, awesome. I said, so you know I'm
Speaker 2: gonna pick I'm not of mine when I'm gonna pick
Speaker 2: some Yeah, I mean, and honestly, how can my cat
Speaker 2: is going not be number one? I'm gonna share that
Speaker 2: with the slices. I think I'm gonna make that number one.
Speaker 2: How could David Cornhiman not be at least top four?
Speaker 2: David Cornyman know that you killed you killed my skunk? Guy,
Speaker 2: we killed my skunk. Oh listen, you killed my skunk.
Speaker 2: Got a race from the system. You gotta get it
Speaker 2: off YouTube. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out,
Speaker 2: all right, Tune in. What's that you're saying? David Brody
Speaker 2: left quite a legacy on the Morning Show. Yes he did.
Speaker 2: Here we are on Tuesday night. We're recording this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of the Christmas specials are starting to come
Speaker 2: on TV again, like the Frosty the Snowman is gonna
Speaker 2: be on tonight, and I don't know when Rudolph is
Speaker 2: on or Rudolph aired already. But did we ever talk
Speaker 2: about on this podcast how everybody was just a shithead
Speaker 2: to Rudolph and they're all bullying him, including Santa, Like
Speaker 2: Santa was bad in that. Yeah, Santa didn't stick up
Speaker 2: for his b No, he didn't. If you think about
Speaker 2: Rudolf the Red Noll's Reindeer, it really is obnoxious. The
Speaker 2: storyline is terrible. They pretty much rewarded Rudolph for being
Speaker 2: the guy with the shiny nose and saying, oh, we
Speaker 2: can use that, so fuck yeah, now you're our friend.
Speaker 2: He bought he It's like basically befriending the rich kid.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like, oh, you got money, Now, everybody's
Speaker 2: gonna pour in, everybody's gonna jump on the bandwagon. But but,
Speaker 2: but Santa was an asshole to him. Everybody he was,
Speaker 2: and the only redeeming quality he had was his fucking nose,
Speaker 2: and Santa decided, I'm gonna use you for your nose. Bro.
Speaker 2: Guide my sleigh tonight. What lesson does that really teach?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's pretty sis you that that, well,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what it teaches you. You're not getting
Speaker 2: the lesson from Santa. You're getting the lesson from the show.
Speaker 2: And from the show, the lesson is people that are
Speaker 2: different still have value and that everyone is special and
Speaker 2: worthwhile in some way. Now, if Christmas Eve wasn't foggy
Speaker 2: that night, Rudolph is out on his fucking lighted up
Speaker 2: nose ass, They were like, oh, stay here, it's not foggy,
Speaker 2: go hang out, you'll miss the light ball. The only
Speaker 2: reason why, mister, your flash is on your phone and
Speaker 2: you don't realize it. The only reason why he was
Speaker 2: accepted into the group is because they were using him
Speaker 2: for his nose and because it was foggy that night.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and listen, has it been foggy every night
Speaker 2: in the past four hundred years however long it's been. No,
Speaker 2: there's been plenty, and they still using them. You know what,
Speaker 2: They're trying to make them feel good. It's not foggy,
Speaker 2: but out let him go first. No, But I just
Speaker 2: I don't like I don't like the fact that they
Speaker 2: didn't really want to accept him. They were forced to
Speaker 2: accept him out of necessity. Do you notice, though he's
Speaker 2: upfront by himself, nobody wants to fly next to him.
Speaker 2: It hits different these days. Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Speaker 2: what it hits different? It hits differently, you know now,
Speaker 2: knowing that I went on a whole I went down
Speaker 2: a rabbit hole on Reddit, a whole thread about Rudolph
Speaker 2: and about why it's such an awful show and it's
Speaker 2: a terrible thing to show children. And now I can't
Speaker 2: unsee that. So even though it's like cutec and it's
Speaker 2: got all the music in it, and again that the
Speaker 2: thing about the children watching it, it ends that there
Speaker 2: are bullies. You feel bad for Rudolph. It shows you
Speaker 2: that bullying is bad and that the kid who was
Speaker 2: special ended up being special. Yeah, but the gym tsher
Speaker 2: was no better, and neither was Sannah. There were assholes.
Speaker 2: There was no there was not one person in that
Speaker 2: that actually except for the people you know in the
Speaker 2: uh what the Land of Misfittoy. Maybe those were people
Speaker 2: that Rudolph you know, could associate with. I don't know. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: what is that line from the nobody wants what in
Speaker 2: the box to do? The nobody wants to play with
Speaker 2: Charlie in the box? Right? Thank you? That was your
Speaker 2: that's your classic one line everywhere. I love that. Nobody
Speaker 2: wants to play with Charlie box. Was was he supposed
Speaker 2: to be doing a gay accident? Was that supposed to be? Like?
Speaker 2: What was he doing? Now? No, he was just supposed
Speaker 2: to be strange unusual, that's all strange. Why did he
Speaker 2: give the strange guy sounding and founding the voice like that? What?
Speaker 1: Ye was?
Speaker 2: R Nose Reindeer? I don't know. Early sixties, early sixties.
Speaker 2: I suppose hold on, let's get that, let's get the year.
Speaker 2: Uh No, I just think that the year was the
Speaker 2: stop action Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer the ranking bass
Speaker 2: nineteen sixty four. Yeah, yeah, So you think in nineteen
Speaker 2: sixty four gay people were treated any better than Rudolph
Speaker 2: the Red Nose Reindeer. It was a time of racism
Speaker 2: and bigotry, and Rudolph was the least of a of
Speaker 2: the people being picked on back then. I don't know,
Speaker 2: And we'll move on from that, Okay, I listen before
Speaker 2: I forget following the escapades of David Brody. I told
Speaker 2: you the story on the lest Brooklyn Boys about the
Speaker 2: guy at pick a Ball who sold me the nine
Speaker 2: dollars chocolate covered raisins and took a ten and never
Speaker 2: gave me change. Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna update you
Speaker 2: as soon as we come back right after this break
Speaker 2: on a Little Something Boys podcast.
Speaker 3: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: My god, this saga is still going on. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it's still going on, but I did. So.
Speaker 2: I saw him again on Sunday and I was like, uh, hey,
Speaker 2: dollar for your thoughts and he's like what. I was like,
Speaker 2: I nothing, don't worry about it. Like I tried. I
Speaker 2: tried to give him a hand. You tried to throw
Speaker 2: dollar jokes in there to remind him that he owes
Speaker 2: you a dollar. Right. So later he's like, oh man,
Speaker 2: I'm having a rough night. I said, oh, if I
Speaker 2: had a dollar for every rough night I had, and
Speaker 2: it's still nothing. So I may do that Caribbean song
Speaker 2: Dalla daaa. Yeah you can play that way right, every
Speaker 2: time he's around, you can play that song out loud. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I may do something like that anyway. So I made
Speaker 2: a joke on Slice Time because people would leaving talkbacks.
Speaker 2: For episode three point fifty nine talk Slice Time, Oh
Speaker 2: Brody get over again. Some people Maria were on my side,
Speaker 2: and some people like Brody, get over and get over
Speaker 2: your dollar. I said, so it's only a dollar. So
Speaker 2: I said, if it's only a dollar and a dollar
Speaker 2: means nothing to you, venmo me a dollar. If you're
Speaker 2: one of the people that thinks I'm making a big
Speaker 2: deal about a dollar and a dollar is no big deal,
Speaker 2: go ahead and ven mom me a dollar. That seemed
Speaker 2: like a fair request. It doesn't mean anything to you.
Speaker 2: Sure dollar. Well, I would like to send a shout out. Oh,
Speaker 2: I want to send a shout out too. Someone sent
Speaker 2: me a dollar. Well, I didn't get a dollar from
Speaker 2: that person who sent you a dollar. Okay, I'll tell
Speaker 2: it right now. I want to give a big shout
Speaker 2: out because just today what I did say I said
Speaker 2: the same thing about Safe Time. I said, f Brody,
Speaker 2: send me a dollar. So I would like to say
Speaker 2: thank you so much. Christopher mckwn Christopher mcune sent me
Speaker 2: a dollar. Thank you, oh, Christopher mcute for the guy
Speaker 2: that's out the dollar and scary gets a dollar. Christopher
Speaker 2: he did that the pis you are well you know what,
Speaker 2: So what I'm about to tell you should not stop
Speaker 2: anyone from sending me a dollar who doesn't think a
Speaker 2: dollar has any value. I would like to shout out
Speaker 2: my new boy, Jeff Campos, scary he venmoed me because
Speaker 2: I overpaid nine dollars I paid. I've paid nine dollars
Speaker 2: for my chocolate covered raisins, right and and I and
Speaker 2: I what I got h I'm out of dollar. Jeff
Speaker 2: sent me nine dollars on Venmo. Ah, thank you, Jeff Campo.
Speaker 2: So now I'm still technically out a dollar, but I
Speaker 2: got my nine dollars back, So I'm still out a dollar,
Speaker 2: but now I only paid a dollar for the chocolate
Speaker 2: covered right, you cheap bastard, You cheap. I still like
Speaker 2: the dollar back from the guy that fucked me. But
Speaker 2: thank you, Jeff. I appreciate that. I'm nine tense back
Speaker 2: to being whole. We were talking, okay, So I remember
Speaker 2: we were talking about now and continuing on the theme
Speaker 2: of Christmas. We were talking about Christmas movies and obviously
Speaker 2: the age old question about is Diehard a Christmas movie?
Speaker 2: So it's not. And I agree with you but ready
Speaker 2: for this one. We were doing a game today on
Speaker 2: The Big Show of name that Christmas movie just from
Speaker 2: the line in the movie, and Gandhi included in the
Speaker 2: contest Hook and Gremlins, and I said no, I said,
Speaker 2: I protest. I said, those are not Christmas movies. So
Speaker 2: we kind of did a little back and forth. And
Speaker 2: that's when I was cut me off and was like,
Speaker 2: bro that's something that you can talk about in your podcast.
Speaker 2: I said, great, and here we are. Actually, Brody's gonna
Speaker 2: agree with me a thousand percent. Gremlins is not now,
Speaker 2: of course, didn't I know the gift was given by
Speaker 2: the gift of the I forgot. I can't pronounce that
Speaker 2: whatever the Maguay was a gift for Christmas. Gift that
Speaker 2: does not make Christmas movie. Okay, here's how you can
Speaker 2: understand it. Diehard is an action film about terrorists in
Speaker 2: a skyscraper. Yes, the fact that it happens to be
Speaker 2: Christmas and there's a Christmas party going on, that's not
Speaker 2: a Christmas movie. Christmas movie is when the theme of
Speaker 2: the movie involves involves Christmas. Okay, here's here's I'll tell
Speaker 2: you right now. If you're watching a movie okay, and
Speaker 2: it takes place. The opening scene takes place in a
Speaker 2: baseball stadium, and a guy murders the peanut vendor. Then
Speaker 2: he murders the coach. I'm sorry, he murders the beer guy.
Speaker 2: He murders a fan in the bathroom. He's murdering people
Speaker 2: in the stadium. Is that a baseball film or a
Speaker 2: slasher film? It's a slasher film that happens to take
Speaker 2: place in a baseball stay. I said clearly that in
Speaker 2: order for it to be considered a Christmas movie, it
Speaker 2: needs to not just take place around Christmas or it
Speaker 2: be snowing, but it has to have Christmas themes, Christmas
Speaker 2: type characters, and Christmas eve things. Now, now, where does
Speaker 2: she come off saying that Hook was a Christmas movie?
Speaker 2: Cook is not a Christmas movie. It's not. It's not. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: So if she's gonna make that case, then someone could
Speaker 2: be like, well, Batman Returns is a Christmas movie because
Speaker 2: he's there and there's a Christmas tree in the scene,
Speaker 2: and it takes place during Christmas time. Batman Returns not
Speaker 2: a Christmas movie. It is no more Christmas than any
Speaker 2: of those other movies. You think Batman Returns is a
Speaker 2: Christmas movie. Brodie's Brodi's Getting Serious Now features Christmas decorations
Speaker 2: and music, and it's like a modern asterisk Christmas Carol,
Speaker 2: what discovering Childlike, wonder, why do you have a female
Speaker 2: talking to you? You your your your AI is female? Yes,
Speaker 2: like like women to talk to you all the time.
Speaker 2: I have I have a guy talking to me. I
Speaker 2: like women who talk to me don't yell at me.
Speaker 2: So there's a first right there. Perfect. So yeah, and
Speaker 2: I don't mean my family, I just mean women in
Speaker 2: general always like shut up Brody. So yeah, So Batman
Speaker 2: Returns then could be can be considered a Christmas movie?
Speaker 2: Because no, no, no, what they're saying here is Hook
Speaker 2: is strongly connected to Christmas because its story is framed
Speaker 2: by the holiday, takes place during winter, features Christmas decorations
Speaker 2: and music, and functions as a modern retelling of a
Speaker 2: Christmas Carol with Peter Pannis Scrooge. So I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: that Hook could be a Christmas movie, but absolutely not
Speaker 2: die Hard and absolutely not what was the other one, Gremlins? No,
Speaker 2: Gremlin's not Christmas movie and Batman Returns. Yeah, but there
Speaker 2: are people out listening slices. Slices are gonna disagree with
Speaker 2: us because I because this is a fifty to fifty split.
Speaker 2: This is a very big topic that continues to be
Speaker 2: talked about year after year. You know what a Christmas
Speaker 2: movie is National Landpoon's Christmas Vacation, a Christmas story. Oh well, okay, yeah, elf,
Speaker 2: these are Christmas movies because the Hallmark Channel movies. These
Speaker 2: are movies centered around Christmas and Christmas ideas. Okay, I
Speaker 2: got it, roll out. Christmas dominates so much of our
Speaker 2: culture and the holidays and this and that's great. It's
Speaker 2: a great holiday, it's great imagery, it's wonderful. But you
Speaker 2: can't have everything. Something has to be not Christmas. Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's it. Oh there was a oh I watched a
Speaker 2: movie about Paul Bunget. He chopped down a tree. A
Speaker 2: tree could have been a Christmas tree. Therefore it's a
Speaker 2: Christmas movie. No, all right, okay, no, we said what
Speaker 2: you said, Slices. There's some of you thinking they're shaking
Speaker 2: your head. Nah, diehards of Christmas movie. It's a Christmas movie.
Speaker 2: And what makes it that just because it takes place
Speaker 2: at Christmas? There's no is Santa Claus in that movie?
Speaker 2: Is Santa Claus in die Hard? What? What Christmas characters
Speaker 2: are in die Hard? What Christmas themes are in Diehard?
Speaker 2: It's a thriller suspense, right, it's an action movie. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I've gone on. An American Tale is considered a Hanka movie. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know too much about that one, so fill
Speaker 2: me in, Craig David. It's a it's a it's a cartoon.
Speaker 2: Talking to your Mike, I am talking in time American Tale.
Speaker 2: It's the first night of Hanukah as mice flea persecution
Speaker 2: to America. So it's considered a Hanka movie. Although the
Speaker 2: Prince of Egypt that says, you're an animated exodus story
Speaker 2: with strong Jewish themes. That's that's Passover, that's not that's
Speaker 2: not Honikah. See, we're so desperate for Jewish Hanika movies
Speaker 2: that they're naming other Jewish holidays and fucking Ai. AI
Speaker 2: is like so wrong all the time. It's oh yeah,
Speaker 2: with Scary and Brody, we were talking about Ai. What
Speaker 2: were you saying there? Brody? I asked Ai a question yesterday,
Speaker 2: and I said, because I know as a baseball fan,
Speaker 2: if you watch Japanese baseball or you see highlights of
Speaker 2: their best players, or even most of the best Japanese
Speaker 2: players that come to America, a larger percentage of them
Speaker 2: are left handed as far as hitting left handed, even
Speaker 2: if they throw right handed, they hit left handed. And
Speaker 2: there's a reason for that. Look it up. It's not
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna bore you with details, but more more
Speaker 2: right handed people bat left handed in Japan than in America.
Speaker 2: So I googled what percentage of Japanese baseball players bat
Speaker 2: left handed? And Ai answered the question. And it took
Speaker 2: me like five times to get it to answer the
Speaker 2: question because most of the first four times were that
Speaker 2: Japan doesn't have a larger population of left handed people.
Speaker 2: I said, no, no left handed batting baseball players. I
Speaker 2: finally got the answer and they said many Japanese players
Speaker 2: like Ichiro and Shoheo Tani, although they're left handed, bat
Speaker 2: right handed, which is the exact opposite of that. They're
Speaker 2: both right handed and they battle left handed. Yeah. Right.
Speaker 2: So Ai gave me the reverse answer for the statistic
Speaker 2: about two of the most famous Japanese players of all time.
Speaker 2: That's Ai. Hey, I've been fucking up on me too,
Speaker 2: telling me to go to restaurants that closed three years ago, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't understand how it doesn't know that. Also, I'm
Speaker 2: having a problem with all of the AI's. I've had
Speaker 2: the problem with Gemini, co Pilot and Chet GPT. I
Speaker 2: want to ask. I'm gonna I'm gonna ask CHATCHIPT. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna let you listen. I'm gonna plug my phone in
Speaker 2: so you can get You should try grock. Grock is
Speaker 2: very good. I'm not using rock all right. Hold on,
Speaker 2: good evening, chatch GIPT, Good evening. Oh, I had the
Speaker 2: volume all that is that what you said? Hi, good evening,
Speaker 2: chatch Gypt. How are you? I was wondering if you
Speaker 2: tell me what time it is? Of course right now
Speaker 2: it's six oh five pm your local time. Let me
Speaker 2: know if there's anything else you need. I want to know. Uh,
Speaker 2: what's a good remedy for a headache?
Speaker 3: Definitely?
Speaker 2: Some good remedies include staying hydrated, resting in a dark Okay, Hello, hello,
Speaker 2: all right, here's the problem. I need you to be
Speaker 2: more concise when you respond, got.
Speaker 3: It, I'll keep it concise.
Speaker 2: Let me know what else you need. Nope, nope, I
Speaker 2: just need you to say, okay when I talk to you, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, good, So you'll be more concise from now on, okay, absolutely, okay,
Speaker 2: good because I don't want you to give me long
Speaker 2: answers when I speak to you. Understood, I'll keep things brief. Okay,
Speaker 2: But I if you say I'll keep things brief, you're
Speaker 2: not keeping things brief. You're an asshole. Toue chatchypt it okay.
Speaker 2: So I have this problem if you if you tell
Speaker 2: it to be concise, it's you'll say, okay, oh hey
Speaker 2: watch this, watch this, watches here we go, hey chat GPT.
Speaker 2: I want you to speak with less ums and os. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll keep it direct and clear, no ums or os. Okay.
Speaker 2: I want you to be more brief in your responses. Please, okay, understood,
Speaker 2: I'll be brief. See. So, so anytime you say it,
Speaker 2: you tell it to be brief, it'll go on and say,
Speaker 2: don't mean what concise right to the point I'm gonna
Speaker 2: just get right to it. I'm taking of course, it
Speaker 2: goes continues on. It doesn't know actually right and to
Speaker 2: the point oh wait, yeah, okay, wow, okay, it's on
Speaker 2: the So I try I unplugged it. So my point
Speaker 2: is you can't get it to shut up. If if,
Speaker 2: if you, if you talk to any of them and
Speaker 2: you say I just stop talking, they go, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I don't know I should. Have you ever seen the
Speaker 2: video with the two a the two chatch g epts
Speaker 2: talking to each other and it goes into this hellish
Speaker 2: loop like, okay, great, if you need anything else, then
Speaker 2: just I'll be right here for you. Okay, that's good
Speaker 2: to know. If you're gonna be right here for me,
Speaker 2: then I'm just gonna be hanging out right here. Uh
Speaker 2: and and and then it goes back and then the
Speaker 2: other one talks and it just doesn't stop. They don't
Speaker 2: shut up. They because each one has to have the
Speaker 2: last word. Yeah, it's not there yet. Can we can
Speaker 2: we talk about your Spotify your year end Spotify rap? Sure? Okay,
Speaker 2: So you get a gold star, you get you know,
Speaker 2: you get you find you find out from Spotify at
Speaker 2: the end of the year, it tells you what your
Speaker 2: listening age is. Yeah and uh and based on Scary
Speaker 2: Jones's listening styles, it says he's how old scary thirty
Speaker 2: six years old? Thirty six years old? Based on my
Speaker 2: listing habits, which makes sense. Right as you grew up
Speaker 2: on Nicki minaj and I listened to a lot of
Speaker 2: hip hop and a lot of uh, you know, music
Speaker 2: for people that is, you know, made for people younger
Speaker 2: than me. I guess I don't know. Yeah, it says,
Speaker 2: I work at a top forty radio station. Brody. Then
Speaker 2: that playing Curry hits that you don't even know. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: you are into music from the late two thousands. You've
Speaker 2: got decades of good taste, Scary Jones. You're thirty six,
Speaker 2: thirty six years old. Yep. Yeah, So because you grew
Speaker 2: up on Nicky Minaj, I did, Hey listen, I like
Speaker 2: my classic rock. I throw that in there, but then
Speaker 2: I balance it with new artists like Somber and role
Speaker 2: Model and Olivia Dean and Gracie Abrams. You know all this,
Speaker 2: Gracy Abrams says. I know. Gracy Abrams is sure, but
Speaker 2: not the other ones. No, couldn't tell you, n tell
Speaker 2: you anyone playing playing jingle ball this year, Renee Rap,
Speaker 2: Jesse Murph, Big Extra Plug. You don't know these people,
Speaker 2: Big X, the plug that sounds like a bump plug
Speaker 2: like Big Extra Plug is playing jingle ball. Renee Rap. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know Raven Linete, you got all the big hit? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who needs Ed Sheeron and Taylor Swift anymore is playing?
Speaker 2: Ed Sharon's headlining, but we also have did he get added? Ed?
Speaker 2: Shearon's the headliner with Nelly, Alex Warren, Miles Smith, Nelly
Speaker 2: who who? And O Nelly? Nelly is Nelly? Yeah, he
Speaker 2: had a big hit in two thousands, Alex Warren and
Speaker 2: Miles Smith and Leave you know Lave oh Leave, Oh
Speaker 2: my favorite Jewish uncle. She's a jazz She's a jazz artist.
Speaker 2: She's smooth. She's a smooth jazz artist. She's great. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Renee Rap is a Broadway performer. Right, Well, she's got
Speaker 2: a couple of Zara Larson. You know Zara Larson. Oh
Speaker 2: I like that. Yeah, she was big two thousand and nine, ten,
Speaker 2: she's back. Oh my god. So you're still selling tickets?
Speaker 2: They're they're sold out. Oh okay, No, it's not not
Speaker 2: the lineup I remember, So, no, they're not. That's not
Speaker 2: my wheelhouse. Well, you know what, music has moved on
Speaker 2: since you've worked here. So what do you want me
Speaker 2: to say? Well, in the last three years, there's lots
Speaker 2: of good music. I just don't know. So here you're
Speaker 2: making fun of me, and you're asking me why my rapped.
Speaker 2: My Spotify rap says, I'm thirty six, man, the way
Speaker 2: I should be twenty six with this kind of music. Sixteen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: absolutely well, it doesn't ask you who you date. So
Speaker 2: YouTube YouTube now does the same thing. It shows you
Speaker 2: a rundown of the styles of things you watched, right,
Speaker 2: and then it says you get a YouTube award like
Speaker 2: most likely to care about cars or most likely to whatever.
Speaker 2: So according to my YouTube viewing habits, I'm voted most
Speaker 2: likely to quote movie lines at the most inappropriate times.
Speaker 2: That's what I got. Good. That was the award, which
Speaker 2: I posted on my Instagram. That's that's I'm also the
Speaker 2: wonder seeker. You're you're drawn to or inspiring content that
Speaker 2: shows extraordinary skills. You've watched movie reviews and music analysis
Speaker 2: videos showing your love for entertainment, and yet I don't
Speaker 2: know who leave is so levi la and it's spelled
Speaker 2: you know how you spell leave. You'll never not the
Speaker 2: way it sounds. Nope l a a y nope l
Speaker 2: a u f e y laughy loufie. It's it's spelled
Speaker 2: like Loufi, but it's leave. Yeah, she's Icelandic. She's Icelandic.
Speaker 2: Oh well, that's fine. Then he's an ice ice queen.
Speaker 2: I got that, all right, I got no problem with that. Well, listen,
Speaker 2: that's Friday night here in New York here in New
Speaker 2: York City, Friday night, and then the following weekend we'll
Speaker 2: be at uh. Well, then then Q and A two's
Speaker 2: jingle Ball is Monday, and followed by next Front, next
Speaker 2: Saturday night, the twentieth Uh why one hundred jingle ball?
Speaker 2: Why one hundred point seven. It's gonna be a great,
Speaker 2: great show. Oh, very nice, very nice? Right. I did
Speaker 2: want to tell you about a text message I got,
Speaker 2: if I can shad up, sure, of course. I was
Speaker 2: on the phone with Verizon, and I'll tell you about
Speaker 2: the fight I had with Verizon after this. But after
Speaker 2: I got the phone with Verizon, I got this message
Speaker 2: from Verizon. Hi, Thomas, your appointment is confirmed. We look
Speaker 2: forward to seeing you twelve thirteen, twenty twenty five, at
Speaker 2: five pm at the Victor Cloak Cats Store. Who at
Speaker 2: the Victor Cloke ket Store. All right, all right, good,
Speaker 2: I'm happy. Not only am I not only am I
Speaker 2: not Thomas? You don't have an appointment, and you don't
Speaker 2: even know. Well, now Thomas has an appointment here, doesn't
Speaker 2: know he has an appointment because that store is located
Speaker 2: in Minnesota. That is a Minnesota store for Verizon. So Thomas,
Speaker 2: if you're a Slice, you missed your appointment. You have
Speaker 2: an appointment coming up on the thirteenth. Very important. Yeah,
Speaker 2: something tells me the message is not going to get
Speaker 2: to him. But anyway, he could be listening. He could,
Speaker 2: So I put up I put up you know the picture.
Speaker 2: I didn't bring this up last time, but you know
Speaker 2: I put up the picture of you and me all
Speaker 2: black everything, yeah, except for your white shirt and your
Speaker 2: red type in from Carla Marie's wedding. And I looked
Speaker 2: to see who looked at the picture. I always like
Speaker 2: to see who looked at the picture and liked it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so the first person who looked at it was Robin,
Speaker 2: your girlfriend. Yes, she did not like it. And the
Speaker 2: next picture I put up was a picture of me
Speaker 2: with Danielle from the Morning Show. She saw it, she
Speaker 2: did not like it. Are we talking about are you
Speaker 2: talking about your new story? Yep? My Instagram story. She
Speaker 2: saw it. She didn't like it. You give people like you.
Speaker 2: People aren't supposed to like Instagram stories. Did she supposed to?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, oh, no, supposed to like it? A lot of
Speaker 2: people liked it. She didn't like it. Not on now
Speaker 2: is it? Because but it's a story. Story. You flipped
Speaker 2: two stories. You don't like stories? Yeah, you know you
Speaker 2: can like, you can go. You can't give a story
Speaker 2: a heart or a laugh. Here's the thing, though, scary.
Speaker 2: It's your girlfriend who I know for how many? Is now?
Speaker 2: Fifteen seventeen years? Long? Has it been? Exit long time?
Speaker 2: She sees me all dressed up, she sees you dressed up,
Speaker 2: she could hit the like button. She could have, And
Speaker 2: then on the brother Boys an You're less likely to
Speaker 2: hit the button on a story you you do it
Speaker 2: on a picture static. I would like to know. I
Speaker 2: would like to know that Robin liked the picture of
Speaker 2: you and me dressed up. And then on the Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys account I reposted it and she saw it there too,
Speaker 2: also didn't like it. Maybe she was offended by your
Speaker 2: white shirt and red pin. Okay, because I look good,
Speaker 2: you're you're I'm reading reading way too much into this. No, No,
Speaker 2: I like to see who liked my my posts. She
Speaker 2: saw it. She was the first one didn't like it.
Speaker 2: Didn't like it, So I got a bone to pick with.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm not a fan of that. All right,
Speaker 2: let's let's support the boys podcast. Oh, Brodie, we got
Speaker 2: we got it. We got a present for the both
Speaker 2: of us. What Oh, let me get the jingle good
Speaker 2: boys stuff. Free ship for us. That's right, you can
Speaker 2: always send us free ship for us, David Brody. Got
Speaker 2: a little note here, nice little box. Okay, see what's
Speaker 2: going on here? This is uh, this is hi Brody,
Speaker 2: and are scary and Brody? I sent you a talk
Speaker 2: pack a while ago asking for your address so I
Speaker 2: could send you some free shit. Here you go, please
Speaker 2: enjoy a sampling of what I make by hand for
Speaker 2: my eighty bitty business in South Dakota, the Pink Ribbon Bakery.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for the shout out and mentioned
Speaker 2: of my business. Love you guys. I've listened in order
Speaker 2: since episode one and what about zero. Merry Christmas, respectfully yours,
Speaker 2: Robin Taylor. So Robin, now go back to listen episode zero. So,
Speaker 2: Robin Taylor, thank you so much sent us this beautiful
Speaker 2: box and some samples. Smells beautiful kind of stuff. Here
Speaker 2: hold a second, here, Uh, this is a the Blue
Speaker 2: Ribbon Pink Beauty all natural coffee. And what is this
Speaker 2: vanilla sugar body scrub?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: This a body scrub? What is this? Oh, Brody, she's
Speaker 2: hinting it the fact that maybe we need to take
Speaker 2: a shower. All right, great, so thank you so much
Speaker 2: for the body scrubs. And then what else do we
Speaker 2: have in here? This is a chapstick. It looks like
Speaker 2: a coke spoon on a that's a shovel. I don't
Speaker 2: know what that. What is this, Brody? What am I
Speaker 2: looking at? Look up? What is that? Looks like like
Speaker 2: a scoop, like a food scoop. It looks like, uh yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is? It says Robin Taylor.
Speaker 2: It's Pink Ribbon Beauty. Pink Ribbon Beauty in flandro South Dakota.
Speaker 2: Everybody slices support local support, ol fellow slices at Pink
Speaker 2: Ribbon Beauty dot com. Thank you so much, Pink Ribbon
Speaker 2: Beauty dot com. So we got body scrubs, Brody, All right,
Speaker 2: well you gotta scrub body so that works out? And
Speaker 2: I got I left. I think I'm gonna keep the
Speaker 2: coffee and vanilla sugar one because I want I want
Speaker 2: to smell at coffee. So you don't drink coffee or
Speaker 2: nothing to do with coffee. I love coffee. I drink
Speaker 2: black coffee. So what are the of the scrubs? But
Speaker 2: this the six canisters? There's six containers jars. Oh, then
Speaker 2: I get I get a coffee scrub too. If this one,
Speaker 2: this one is uh no, all the rest are a
Speaker 2: different one. That's fine. I'm not of terrific. Thank you,
Speaker 2: Robin Taylor. We love you all right, Let's mention our
Speaker 2: business one more time. Pink ribbon beauty. All right, very nice,
Speaker 2: So we love you. I do have to leave soon.
Speaker 2: Oh it's pickleball time. Yeah yeah, but I do have
Speaker 2: some audio want to play. I got some new voicemails
Speaker 2: and I wanted you to see if you can see
Speaker 2: if you can get a theme going here. First one
Speaker 2: is from Ellie. Here's Ellie trying to help me out. Ready,
Speaker 2: hold on.
Speaker 3: For Elly Moore touching base from the Sunday Approval Department.
Speaker 3: They see here that we were able to get you
Speaker 3: preach qualified alone as much as sixty thousand dollars more affordable.
Speaker 2: Dollars two hundred and fifty dollars per month. Let's do
Speaker 2: the math on that. Okay, okay, sixty thousand dollars provided
Speaker 2: up by two hundred and fifty is twenty is two
Speaker 2: hundred and forty months. That's twenty years. It's a twenty
Speaker 2: year loan. Okay. How long it'll take me to pay
Speaker 2: it off? You know much interest is on a twenty
Speaker 2: year loan for sixty thousand dollars I'm to borrow? Thank you, Ellie.
Speaker 2: I didn't apply for loan, don't need a loan. Let's
Speaker 2: delete that dummy. Uh and see if you can see
Speaker 2: a theme here with these other other people calling me.
Speaker 2: By the way, my phone is ringing seventeen times an hour.
Speaker 2: Here we go. You must have signed up for something bad. Nope,
Speaker 2: I didn't. You're on someone's naughty list for sure. Jesus
Speaker 2: Jesus is abbocat.
Speaker 3: This is Abigail right reaching out from the approval department.
Speaker 3: I see here that we were able to get you
Speaker 3: into offer pending status for a debt consolidation loan of
Speaker 3: up to thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh, abigail right. They will. They managed to get me
Speaker 2: in for debt consolidation. They managed to get me in
Speaker 2: for something I didn't I don't have any debt, but
Speaker 2: they got me in for a loan I didn't want.
Speaker 2: Did I was Abigail? Right? Who's the next call from?
Speaker 3: This is Abigail Rodriguez to the determination.
Speaker 2: To Abigail Rodriguez no relation to Abigail right, scary? Who
Speaker 2: else called me? This is abil wanted to get Abigail
Speaker 2: Torres called me? These all have running themes from the
Speaker 2: ones you played last time, because the voice sounds very familiar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so Abigail right, Okay, Then Abigail Rodriguez is Abigail has
Speaker 2: a big Hispanic name. Now I'm gonna weare of and
Speaker 2: then Abigail Torres. So a lot of Abigail's are calling me?
Speaker 2: So it is that a name? Where you go? That's
Speaker 2: a trustworthy name. I'm gonna I'm gonna take a long
Speaker 2: Abigail is Abigail is a trustworthy name. I think that's
Speaker 2: why she's using that name. Is Abigail a trustworthy name?
Speaker 2: Let's ask Let's as gale, no let's star. Abigail is
Speaker 2: widely associated with positive traits like wisdom, intelligence, and reliability
Speaker 2: see so similarly due to its biblical arm o rgins,
Speaker 2: making it a name often perceived as trustworthy. There you go,
Speaker 2: there's a reason for it. Look at that. We learned
Speaker 2: that live here on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I knew
Speaker 2: there had to be a reason. So someone who was
Speaker 2: wanting to pull a scam probably googled that and said,
Speaker 2: what name should I use to seem trustworthy? Abigail Abigail? Yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: there you go. So that's why Abigail keeps calling me.
Speaker 2: So thank you Abigail, Right, Abigail Rodriguez and Abigail Torres.
Speaker 2: I don't need a loan, but thanks for calling. You Know,
Speaker 2: it's funny because when I say the word Abigail, I
Speaker 2: think happy thoughts I put it. It's a smile on
Speaker 2: my face. It's Abby. I'll tell you what Abby is.
Speaker 2: We have Abby working with us in our digital team
Speaker 2: on the Big Show, and she is a ray of sunshine. Brodie,
Speaker 2: you cannot smile. You're gonna do anything but smile when
Speaker 2: you're in her presence. Well a quick question, is her
Speaker 2: last name by any chance? Right? Torres or Rodriguez? None
Speaker 2: of the above. Okay, So it's not her calling me. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, okay. But keeping on the theme of phones,
Speaker 2: I was curious about something, so I looked it up,
Speaker 2: and I'm fascinated by the response and the answer. So listen,
Speaker 2: I know people have all over the country, you love
Speaker 2: where you're from, but New York is sort of like
Speaker 2: you know, it's the top dog city wise in the country.
Speaker 2: It's the biggest city in America. And so I was
Speaker 2: wondering the original area code for New York? Scary is
Speaker 2: what two on two two one two? Now why two
Speaker 2: on two? Why two twelve instead of like a lower number?
Speaker 2: Why does New Jersey have two oh one instead of
Speaker 2: New York? Did you ever wonder why why New York
Speaker 2: is two on two? I feel like someone told me
Speaker 2: this once and I don't know the answer off hand.
Speaker 2: Well I will tell you, and it makes total sense
Speaker 2: for when phones were invented, but not now. So here's why. Oh,
Speaker 2: I know, I know, tell me. Do you know why? Yes?
Speaker 2: Because back in the day of rotary phones, they wanted
Speaker 2: you since New York was the first one or popular,
Speaker 2: they wanted you your fingers to go as as quickly
Speaker 2: as possible. So it was two one two was the
Speaker 2: quickest you could get the area code done. That's because
Speaker 2: to zero one is zero. You have to your finger
Speaker 2: in the zero and you got to spin it all
Speaker 2: the way around. But the two and the one and
Speaker 2: the two were next to each other. That's correct. That's correct.
Speaker 2: So I didn't know that. See it's not too two
Speaker 2: one one because when you down two on one you
Speaker 2: got like emergency services or something. Right. So, and Los Angeles,
Speaker 2: being the second biggest city is two one three. Yes. Now,
Speaker 2: if you're wondering why New Jersey is two a one,
Speaker 2: it was assigned the first area code by AT and
Speaker 2: T as part of the North American numbering plan in
Speaker 2: nineteen forty seven. Although New Jersey has the highest population density,
Speaker 2: the low number assigned was part of the original design.
Speaker 2: The first assignment is two to oh one. Two oh
Speaker 2: two is Massachusetts, two oh three is Connecticut. And I
Speaker 2: don't know where two or four, but you get it right.
Speaker 2: So two one two and two one three three were
Speaker 2: the fastest to dial. But then when they started numbering also,
Speaker 2: so New Jersey became the after New York. Let's start
Speaker 2: with number one and it was two oh one. So
Speaker 2: that's the little phone trivia for you. I like it.
Speaker 2: I like that it's crazy that it's crazy that I
Speaker 2: didn't know the answer, but you had to kind of
Speaker 2: kind of start my engine to get me to think
Speaker 2: about it because I knew, right, someone told me that
Speaker 2: once before. So so for at this point, almost eighty years,
Speaker 2: billions of people have dialed two one two, And it's
Speaker 2: because of rotary phones that nobody uses anymore, right, rotary phones.
Speaker 2: And they wanted the shortest distance for your finger to
Speaker 2: travel for the biggest city right to one, and then
Speaker 2: you couldn't do two one one, so they did two
Speaker 2: and two. I love it. There you go. So if
Speaker 2: you have like a two seven five area, go to something.
Speaker 2: They didn't really care about you. No, I don't know
Speaker 2: about you. But when you have to wake up to
Speaker 2: an alarm, what do you use? Do you use? I
Speaker 2: don't know about you. Do you use your phone? And
Speaker 2: what what is the sound that it makes? I wake
Speaker 2: up to songs on my Spotify playlist? Oh see, then
Speaker 2: you're out. I like to wake up to an alarm
Speaker 2: because if I wake up to songs, I noticed that
Speaker 2: they become part of my dream. And now I'm sitting
Speaker 2: there and I'm and I kind of am part of
Speaker 2: whatever song is playing, so that doesn't work for me.
Speaker 2: I need know what happened to me once this week.
Speaker 2: That happened to me once this week, and I couldn't
Speaker 2: turn the sound off in my dream. I kept I
Speaker 2: turned the TV off, the radio, I was pushing every button.
Speaker 2: I was freaking out. I couldn't turn this song off.
Speaker 2: I picked up the phone, hung up the phone. So occasionally, yes,
Speaker 2: the song gets in my dream, but usually I play
Speaker 2: a loud, obnoxious heavy metal song with like a really
Speaker 2: loud intro, so it startles me and it wakes me up. Usually. Sure,
Speaker 2: now you said you wake up to a long syline. Well,
Speaker 2: I like the new I like this one called Seedling.
Speaker 2: Have you ever have you ever heard seedling? No, that
Speaker 2: sounds like a sci fi horror film. Oh, that would
Speaker 2: never wake me up. It's piano. No, that would never
Speaker 2: wake me up. You hear that. This is my new ringtone.
Speaker 2: I accidentally said it one day. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: My fat finger must have hit the wrong button. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it woke me up in a very calm way,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you know somekay, I'm gonna keep it.
Speaker 2: I just woke up on morning. It was like du
Speaker 2: dun dun dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, d dun, dun,
Speaker 2: dun dun. So I used to always think that in
Speaker 2: order to really wake up, it needed to be loud
Speaker 2: and abrupt. So I used the old you know, do
Speaker 2: you know the old school up the same rotary phones
Speaker 2: that make that that noise, the noise that those rotary
Speaker 2: phones make. Yeah, yeah that let me let me play you.
Speaker 2: But I woke up to today before you do that.
Speaker 2: So I would be jolted out of bed, and I
Speaker 2: got to tell you, my heart rate would go up.
Speaker 2: I have high blood pressure. I would jump and run
Speaker 2: into the shower and I'd be like, I would start
Speaker 2: my day in a really bad way. And and then
Speaker 2: I and then this accidental seedling d n dun dun
Speaker 2: dun dun came into my life, and I drifted. I
Speaker 2: kind of just woke up slowly. So I kind of
Speaker 2: so the last week and a half, every time I
Speaker 2: wake up, it's pleasant, and I don't know. If I
Speaker 2: wake up pleasantly I go back to bed. Is that
Speaker 2: a Verizon ring tone or an iPhone ring to iph
Speaker 2: Oh I don't have that, then, how did you wake
Speaker 2: up today? Get out of it? No way, bro, no,
Speaker 2: thank you, I'd freak out. No way. Let me tell
Speaker 2: you what I what I woke up to the day before.
Speaker 2: Hold on, wait, you have various alarms, yeah, I said,
Speaker 2: with my alarms, every day is a different song. No way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I use my my Amazon show and it's synced
Speaker 2: to my phone and I say, hey, A L E
Speaker 2: X A. Well what I actually call it? Z I
Speaker 2: G G Y set and alarm for whatever time to
Speaker 2: my such and such playlist. So yesterday I woke up
Speaker 2: to this, I'd freak out. That's that would joke me
Speaker 2: out of bed. Well, let me tell you what I'm
Speaker 2: waking up to tomorrow, because I I uh, each day
Speaker 2: is different. So hold on, let's see. Sometimes they wake
Speaker 2: up to something creepy, but let me see. No, what
Speaker 2: the hell is that? That's Amaranth Afterlife. And let me
Speaker 2: tell you this is my favorite one though, hold on, now,
Speaker 2: that doesn't do it for me. I can't do music,
Speaker 2: but I can't believe you have a variety. I usually
Speaker 2: just keep it to one thing. This was just fa
Speaker 2: one of my favorites. I'm here, I can't hear anything.
Speaker 2: I had the first two notes. No, no, it's not.
Speaker 2: It's not picking it up. The microphone is not hold on,
Speaker 2: no thanks, I'm out, no thanks. Well, yeah, I can't
Speaker 2: hear it. It's too low. It's too low anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't hear it. Hear this spot hold on, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not Yeah, the audio is not picking up. Well, no, berdie,
Speaker 2: all right, enough for this. This is going to do it,
Speaker 2: but we can't hear it because it's gated and this this,
Speaker 2: the audio on this program sucks. It's it's not made
Speaker 2: for this. It's not made for it's all the way
Speaker 2: back here, not picking it up. All right? Anyway, nightmare
Speaker 2: by Evenge sevenfold, you can get me right out of bed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna go with a hard pass on that,
Speaker 2: all right. But I'm liking my mellow piano, your mellow piano.
Speaker 2: That that that that that that that that that that
Speaker 2: that is that my boys podcast that music that you
Speaker 2: were playing before the break? Is that what you wake
Speaker 2: up to in your white bedroom? Yeah, with your white walls.
Speaker 2: It's not so white, buddy, it's not. I've been complimented
Speaker 2: on the new the new decor in my bedroom. Oh
Speaker 2: really by how many people Robin? And who that? People?
Speaker 2: Don't have anybody over my house? Who's just Robin? And
Speaker 2: so you don't have any get like company over? We
Speaker 2: don't have like neighbors coming up. No, I don't, I
Speaker 2: really don't. It was literally just Robin. Yeah, so y'all
Speaker 2: I'm getting compliments. What is Robin gonna say to you?
Speaker 2: I don't know. U. I don't like it. Come on, well,
Speaker 2: now that I say about it, who do I really
Speaker 2: have to impress? I'm kind of happy I went white me.
Speaker 2: When I come over, you should impress me with some color,
Speaker 2: some pizazz, you know what? Scary? Oh? Oh hold on,
Speaker 2: what's that? What are you trying to do? The new
Speaker 2: color palette The new color palette for twenty twenty six,
Speaker 2: Pantone picked the color of twenty twenty six and scary.
Speaker 2: You are ahead of the curve. No way. I want
Speaker 2: to apologize scary because Pantone picked a color called Cloud Dancer,
Speaker 2: a serene white, for calm. Is that what's in? That's
Speaker 2: what's in? For twenty twenty six, Benjamin Moore chose Silhouette,
Speaker 2: a deep brownish gray, for drama. Well Glitton leans toward
Speaker 2: watery blues and rich war mahogany. But Panton's color of
Speaker 2: the Year for twenty twenty six is called cloud Dancer,
Speaker 2: A billowy, balanced white offering calm and clarity. What's the vibe?
Speaker 2: Quiet reflection, simplification and a fresh start after excess? That's you.
Speaker 2: So I was the entire time. Here's what I want
Speaker 2: to do. Play play your wake up tune as I
Speaker 2: read the description again with cloud Dance, Yes, give me
Speaker 2: a second here, let me let me pull that up.
Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah, We'll all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: You got to pull this up again here seeding cloud Dancer,
Speaker 2: a billowy, balanced white, offering calm and clarity. The vibe
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Speaker 2: The two go together. Yeah, it's perfect. So your your
Speaker 2: bedroom is probably very close the cloud Dancer. Okay, okay, Hey,
Speaker 2: do you feel like you're being ripped off when you
Speaker 2: bite into it? When you bite into hollow chocolate? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: if I get like a hollow rabbit like for you know,
Speaker 2: easter bunny rabbit. The Santas the Santa Ones time of year. Like.
Speaker 2: If I look at it and I open it up,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, this is gonna be so good. I
Speaker 2: expect to take a nice bite and then just just
Speaker 2: have like a mouthful of chocolate, But instead my teeth
Speaker 2: meet each other and it just it's hollow. It's it's
Speaker 2: like I'm eating air, eating air. I think we should
Speaker 2: ban hollow chocolate. I feel like it's just a cop out.
Speaker 2: It's a way. I feel like it's a it's misleading,
Speaker 2: it's something and now you know, I need some nugat.
Speaker 2: It's false advertising. I want nougat in the middle of
Speaker 2: my egg. My, my hollow bunny rap. There's got to
Speaker 2: be something in it. Oh my god, did you see
Speaker 2: the bad Uh the production line? That bad bunny, wouldn't it? No,
Speaker 2: it's as a visual, but it's basically a bunch of
Speaker 2: chocolate Santas. But they were so cheap that you know,
Speaker 2: the foil had a picture of Santa Claus on it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when it opened it up, it was just it was
Speaker 2: just a smooth chocolate. The problem is the problem is
Speaker 2: it looked like a dick. So when you open up
Speaker 2: and if you google, actually, yes, yes, yes, yes, I've
Speaker 2: seen that yes, chocolate, Santa Claus, dick and no basil,
Speaker 2: because I'm gonna get a naked black guy. I'bout if
Speaker 2: you if you google that, I'll get the black guy
Speaker 2: on the bed with his dick hanging out. Would no, no, no. Basically,
Speaker 2: when you when you pull the foil off. So you
Speaker 2: pull the foil off of this because it doesn't have
Speaker 2: the actual imprint of Yah Santa Claus in chocolate, and
Speaker 2: it's just smooth. It looks like a penis, so you know,
Speaker 2: and that's all because they took a short cut and
Speaker 2: they decided, you know, not not to uh not to
Speaker 2: be pay attention to detail. Now, if the if the
Speaker 2: hollow chocolate looked like a vagina, No, I'd be fine
Speaker 2: with that. Why would you be fine with it? I
Speaker 2: did you need it, That's all I would. I don't
Speaker 2: know why you were doing it. Hey, hey, what do
Speaker 2: you uh? You know what? It's it's guilt time for
Speaker 2: my Jewish friends. I was just going to covered gold coins.
Speaker 2: December fourteenth, first night of Hanukkah. Even though everyone's phones
Speaker 2: your calendar will say December fifteenth, that's the first day
Speaker 2: of Hori, right, But almost all Jewish holidays start the
Speaker 2: night before. What's Google? Google? Google is anti Semitic? Okay,
Speaker 2: do you want to explain why? Yeah, because Google puts
Speaker 2: down it's the fifteenth, But they should know better. I'm
Speaker 2: sure there's Jews working at Google who like, oh, you
Speaker 2: know what, the first night of Honaker is the fourteenth,
Speaker 2: We should put that in the phone. But if I
Speaker 2: open my calendar and I look on the fourteenth, you
Speaker 2: know what I get? I get book kiss, I get
Speaker 2: Jay one on the fifteenth. Yeah, that means nothing. And
Speaker 2: Sunday the fourteenth, nothing, no mention of Honiker Nothing. That's crap.
Speaker 2: What are you doing for Hankikah? What do you want
Speaker 2: for Honikah? World peace? I don't. First of all, I'm
Speaker 2: not a big gift receiver. Uh your gift your gift giver.
Speaker 2: I've seen you give everybody. Yeah that's right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I don't. I don't want anything. You know what
Speaker 2: it is. I'm not a good gift receiver. I like
Speaker 2: to buy things for myself, So if I want something,
Speaker 2: I'll save up for it and I'll buy it. But
Speaker 2: usually if people buy me gifts, that don't mean my
Speaker 2: immediate family, but in general, people buy me a gift,
Speaker 2: it's not the exact thing I would buy myself. So
Speaker 2: then I go, oh ah, it's like in my mind,
Speaker 2: I'm going, all right, it's nice thought that counts. But
Speaker 2: if I wanted what you got me, I would have
Speaker 2: bought it. So you have to really, like, you have
Speaker 2: to get something that I wouldn't normally buy myself that
Speaker 2: I you want, right, not something you think that would
Speaker 2: be a nice gift, because I'm difficult, so difficult, No way,
Speaker 2: not you, David, me, not me, not me. I I
Speaker 2: just like I like having my family around. That's that's
Speaker 2: a good gift for me, right. So I don't need
Speaker 2: money or materialistic things or like gifts. It's not for me.
Speaker 2: What about you? What do you want for the holidays?
Speaker 2: What you don't see? Because everything that I want I
Speaker 2: buy for myself. You know, I'm the worst, and I
Speaker 2: know and only I know what I want, and I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want a whole lot of things. I don't
Speaker 2: really I don't really leave much of an imprint, you know,
Speaker 2: like one of the carbon footprint. I'm very Yeah, you
Speaker 2: don't own a lot. I don't own a lot of things,
Speaker 2: and a lot of like crap junk stuff that's going
Speaker 2: to be. You know, when you think about all the
Speaker 2: waste that people leave behind in their life, which includes
Speaker 2: all their belongings and possessions, most people leave a lot
Speaker 2: of a lot of a lot of stuff. I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm going to be more compact than the average
Speaker 2: human because I don't buy myself trinkets. I don't collect
Speaker 2: anything I don't have. You know, I have the basics.
Speaker 2: I have what I need to live, and it shows
Speaker 2: in the apartment that I'm in. I mean, I never
Speaker 2: expanded as my one bedroom apartment, you know, because to me,
Speaker 2: I have a bathroom, I have a kitchen, I have
Speaker 2: a living room, I have some TVs. And I got
Speaker 2: a bedroom, and I have a balcony. Now now I
Speaker 2: don't have a pool and I don't have a barbecue.
Speaker 2: Those are two things in life, or those are things
Speaker 2: in life I really wanted and I never gave myself.
Speaker 2: I never rewarded myself with it. But you're still you're
Speaker 2: still young enough to get that. Yeah. Maybe one day,
Speaker 2: maybe one day, I'll get all that stuff. Even if
Speaker 2: you don't buy a house, you could buy a you
Speaker 2: could buy a town home where you can have a
Speaker 2: hot tub in the backyard or something. I'm a creature.
Speaker 2: I'm a creature of habit. And again I don't I like,
Speaker 2: I don't like gave forever. But you lived somewhere else
Speaker 2: before you were there. This is true, but that was
Speaker 2: but I was renting, and I'm like, I gotta start
Speaker 2: buying something because I didn't want to. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 2: get that. Now you want to buy, you want to own,
Speaker 2: you don't want to rent. Yeah, but I think it's
Speaker 2: time you've got a two bedroom or something, because not
Speaker 2: just that people over, but that second bedroom could be
Speaker 2: a fun you know, non white bed room. It could
Speaker 2: be a room you could be in, like your living
Speaker 2: room is small, your TV could be bigger. You could
Speaker 2: upgrade some things. But by the way, let me ask
Speaker 2: you this. You don't have a lot of stuff, right, No,
Speaker 2: I do. And I know you have siblings, but you
Speaker 2: don't have a wife. You have a Robin. That's that's great.
Speaker 2: Robin's you know, closest thing. I get it. But you
Speaker 2: probably don't have a will. Would that be correct? And
Speaker 2: saying I will, no, I do will? Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 2: your buddy will or will? No, No, I made a
Speaker 2: real will. Okay, So so given that you you I
Speaker 2: know what you own because it's all in your one
Speaker 2: bedroom apartment. Who are you leaving your your expensive uh
Speaker 2: sound system and gold microphone too? I mean I would
Speaker 2: I would think your podcast partner. Oh come on now,
Speaker 2: well who else should get the gold microphone besides me?
Speaker 2: All the time we've podcast. I don't know about you,
Speaker 2: but I plan on outlasting you with the way you eat.
Speaker 2: Highly unlikely. I'm just saying I would have. Well, let's
Speaker 2: say it's to go to next of Ken. Next of Ken.
Speaker 2: You don't have next to Oh, youre gonna give your
Speaker 2: brother the gold microphone. I gotta get my net. I
Speaker 2: gotta go move on to the next generation. My my nephews.
Speaker 2: I got my radio. You appreciate your radio, your your
Speaker 2: microphone more than me. Who's gonna appreciate your road caster
Speaker 2: more than me? Give him your couch? This is all
Speaker 2: outdated tech. You're not gonna need this. It depends when
Speaker 2: you die. You go. I want tomorrow, You go tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I want the microphone. What what do I get from you?
Speaker 2: You get my microphone that you gave me, I'll give
Speaker 2: it back to you. Well that sucks my Why it's
Speaker 2: a good microphone. It's a radio station microphone. It's the
Speaker 2: same microphone as your gold microphone, except it's not gold.
Speaker 2: It's very true. Well, I'm not gonna leave you my
Speaker 2: comic book collection. What am I gonna leave you? What
Speaker 2: do I have that that I wouldn't leave to my family?
Speaker 2: I'll leave you what's valuable?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: What do you got your house that's value? Maybe my
Speaker 2: record albums have some value? Some of them, yeah, some
Speaker 2: of them, yes, I saw some. Yeah. Yeah, I've got
Speaker 2: something that probably have some money. I'm not leaving you in
Speaker 2: my comic book collection. Not that that's worth very much.
Speaker 2: You don't want You wouldn't appreciate it the first time.
Speaker 2: Would do is try and sell it? Yeah? Well, I
Speaker 2: mean I would hope, uh someone would sell it at
Speaker 2: least and get what it's worth, not just be like,
Speaker 2: oh it's taking up room, just give it away. It's
Speaker 2: worth something. I mean, I know whatever. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: think what I have? I mean, I maybe I know,
Speaker 2: And I'm leaving everything in my family. So what would
Speaker 2: I leave you? Right? Maybe my microphone, my microphone, and
Speaker 2: my Uh you don't want my headphones? I want something? No,
Speaker 2: there definitely don't want anything that touched your ears. That's
Speaker 2: not nice. I want. I'm looking for something that's like
Speaker 2: a value of worth and and so far you haven't
Speaker 2: named anything. I could give you my old stereo system.
Speaker 2: What do I get? What do I get before anyone
Speaker 2: in your family gets? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2: That's how high do I rank in your life? How much? Ah? Well?
Speaker 2: I could think of five people that are I get
Speaker 2: six people that are way above you. Paper Menu is
Speaker 2: definitely above me. No, no, paper Menu is an older friend,
Speaker 2: older friend than you. But no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 2: no no. I mean you and I have a podcast bond,
Speaker 2: in a morning show bond.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I love paper Menu, but there's nothing I have paper
Speaker 2: Men When you want what about that? What about Spruce?
Speaker 2: You've worked with him for so many years? Spruce on
Speaker 2: the list? You definitely I think. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I rank as high as Spruce. Well, I don't want
Speaker 2: to make you. I don't want to give you a
Speaker 2: big head. I mean it is fourth quarter and all,
Speaker 2: so uh no, Spruce is, Spruce is up there. But
Speaker 2: I don't have anything. I don't know what I have
Speaker 2: that Spruce would want. I don't listen. I was always
Speaker 2: taught that you have to do it for the next
Speaker 2: generation and not anyone in your current generation, because yeah,
Speaker 2: you have to rewrite that thing. But you know, if
Speaker 2: if one of the person you know, one person other
Speaker 2: than my vast fortune, I don't don't know what I
Speaker 2: have that my family would want. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 2: I have a lot of guy stuff, like you know,
Speaker 2: I have hot wheels, like hot wheels cars. My hot
Speaker 2: wheels cars probably are worth a little bit of money
Speaker 2: from when I was a kid. I have a five
Speaker 2: or six hundred hot Wheels cars. That's pretty much. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I have that match box I got into, I didn't
Speaker 2: get into.
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 2: I got a lot of Mets jerseys. I wouldn't say, oh, well,
Speaker 2: my Tom Seaver jersey is probably valuable. It was actually
Speaker 2: Tom Severs jersey. It was right. Yeah, yeah, so that
Speaker 2: might have a little value. But that's but that's intrinsic value.
Speaker 2: It's not like that was meaningful to me. I could
Speaker 2: give you the cart which is a an audio recording
Speaker 2: device of my first three song parodies from when I
Speaker 2: was on the radio, and you could own those. I
Speaker 2: know what one of them. It's about the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 2: I'm like in the pack first one, yes, super Bowl.
Speaker 2: The Super Bowl in nineteen ninety nine was the Packers
Speaker 2: and the Broncos, I think, and the Packers lost, but
Speaker 2: my song got played. That was my first parody on
Speaker 2: the radio. And then I did I Don't Want to Shave.
Speaker 2: When Paula Cole showed up to the Grammys with harry Onpits,
Speaker 2: I did it to I Don't want to Wait? And
Speaker 2: I did a where have all the Razor's gone to?
Speaker 2: Where of all the camera? I remember this? And then
Speaker 2: I did the song will Go on the Titanic theme
Speaker 2: by Celine Dion because it was on every fifteen minutes
Speaker 2: on the radio, and I did a parody about how
Speaker 2: the songs on every minute. It was a huge hit
Speaker 2: until the program director got mad that we were bashing
Speaker 2: the music on the radio station. He said, stop playing
Speaker 2: that song ya Tom. Tom said to stop playing it immediately.
Speaker 2: It played for a couple of weeks, and then he
Speaker 2: finally heard it. It was near far wherever you are, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this song will be on Yeah. Because that was making
Speaker 2: fun of the music, we couldn't write yeah right, And
Speaker 2: that was three minutes long. That parody and that was
Speaker 2: when I was played three minute song parodies. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was a while ago. Yeah, it's a long time ago.
Speaker 2: We don't do the moon. You guys don't do any moon.
Speaker 2: So maybe a cart or maybe maybe the dat from
Speaker 2: Mike Hat is going the original recording unedited of the
Speaker 2: Mike Hat has going phone tap, I have that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think I want any of that stuff. It's
Speaker 2: more quarter. Yeah. Anyway, so we're gonna get out of
Speaker 2: here for today because you definitely heard that in the middle.
Speaker 2: Somewhere in the middle of this podcast, we lost power
Speaker 2: and the audio has really suffered, especially on Brodie's end.
Speaker 2: So yeah, well we started on Tuesday night and now
Speaker 2: it's Thursday night. But I do, I do want to
Speaker 2: make a mention of one thing before we wrap up.
Speaker 2: You have till December nineteenth, twenty twenty five to order
Speaker 2: your Brooklyn Boys Holiday ornaments. It is a set of three.
Speaker 2: They're not expensive. We have a lot of them, and
Speaker 2: we pay fifteen dollars a month for the website. At
Speaker 2: least buy enough to pay for the website for us,
Speaker 2: so we keep the lights on on the website. Yes,
Speaker 2: go to Brooklyn Boys Holiday on Go to Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 2: dot Bigcartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com.
Speaker 2: They're not a lot of money. Yeah, you'll get them
Speaker 2: in time for the holidays. You may not get them
Speaker 2: in time for the first nine of Hanic. I apologize,
Speaker 2: So anyway, you hang them on your tree, throw them
Speaker 2: on you min oro or whatever, get them now. And
Speaker 2: we apologize because there's so many audio dropouts here and
Speaker 2: you guys have been hearing it on my end too.
Speaker 2: With Brody the it's making it impossible to do this,
Speaker 2: so we might as well save our rage for the
Speaker 2: next episode of Brooklyn Boys. Yes, all right, but yeah,
Speaker 2: but it has been tumultuous reconnecting tonight. And if you
Speaker 2: only knew what went on behind the scenes, that's for
Speaker 2: a story for another day. But we were able to
Speaker 2: cobble together another fifteen to twenty minutes here. Sorry, sorry, hey,
Speaker 2: how long how long this podcast took to record? When
Speaker 2: we did slice time, I I and the first the
Speaker 2: first part of this episode, I talked about the people
Speaker 2: that sent me money on Venmo for my chocolate covered raisins.
Speaker 2: So two days later, Devin Corey paid me a dollar
Speaker 2: for a dollar I got ripped off on my chocolate
Speaker 2: covered raisins, and yeah, well right, so we'll We talked
Speaker 2: about Devon leaving you the money, so Devin gave me
Speaker 2: a dollar. Love you, Devin, appreciate it. So all, let's
Speaker 2: get out of here and enjoy jingle Ball in New
Speaker 2: York and I'll see you in a few days or whatever. Well, well,
Speaker 2: talking about fizzling out at the end, this was not
Speaker 2: a memorable ending to a podcast. But okay, all right, hey,
Speaker 2: don't fuck yourself. That's a little better, A little boys choice.