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Speaker 1: Then Jebel Show on demand. Does anybody want some free tires?

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. I'm one hundred percent serious. If

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Speaker 1: you want some free tires or an antibark device for

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Speaker 1: your dog, or an office chair that has puke on

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Speaker 1: the wheels, we got it. It's a Jewel Show and

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Speaker 1: we're blowing stuff out. We all know that feeling. You've

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Speaker 1: been there before. Right you get home, there's some packages

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Speaker 1: waiting at your door, and you start ripping them open

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Speaker 1: and going crazy seeing all the things that you ordered

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Speaker 1: from Amazon, and you're super excited. And then you rip

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Speaker 1: into one box and you pull something mountain. You go, um,

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Speaker 1: when did I order a pink sombrero with matching D string? Undis?

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Speaker 1: And then you realize, Oh, I didn't read the label.

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Speaker 1: That's for my neighbor. This is awkward now because I

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Speaker 1: have to walk the package over there and go, here's

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Speaker 1: your pink sombrero and G string to match. Sorry, I

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Speaker 1: tried it on so quick. Also, where'd you buy it?

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Speaker 1: Can we go for a jog later in it? That

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Speaker 1: sounds like fun? Call us right now eight at eight

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Speaker 1: three four three, one oh six one. What's something weird

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Speaker 1: that you've had delivered to your house. That wasn't for

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Speaker 1: you asked the question because the other day Alex and

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Speaker 1: I married, if he didn't know that, and we had

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Speaker 1: a very awkward experience at our house, and we had

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Speaker 1: a bunch of big executives from our company over for

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Speaker 1: a huge meeting. We're going over all this stuff, right,

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Speaker 1: and trying to concentrate. I'm trying to listen to this

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Speaker 1: guy talk. I get looked at it as not respectful

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Speaker 1: a lot, but I do respect this guy. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: some people I don't respect, but I do respect that

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Speaker 1: guy a lot. And I'm trying to listen to what

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Speaker 1: he's saying. But then out of corner of my eye,

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Speaker 1: I see a FedEx trucks show up. This big wig

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Speaker 1: either are companies over in our house talking about all

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Speaker 1: this important stuff, And all I can focus on is

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Speaker 1: I see the FedEx driver get out. He's carrying two tires. Tires, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and the tires, and so I'm like, um, I don't

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Speaker 1: remember or in tires. Yeah. I mean I thought about

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Speaker 1: getting like one of those big workout tires to slam

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Speaker 1: with the sledge hammember. I don't remember ordering any tires,

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Speaker 1: And I was thinking the same thing. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I wonder if she were tires. I don't think she

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Speaker 1: would order any tires. Yeah. So right in the middle

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Speaker 1: of this guy's talking, I was like, I'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: I just gotta wish back on something. And then I

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Speaker 1: went out to do and I started walking down the

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Speaker 1: driveway and the FedEx driver is walking up the driveway

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Speaker 1: carrying another tire, smiling at me, and he's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: joe well, how's it going. Are you fan listen to

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Speaker 1: the show? I got your tires? And then I walked

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Speaker 1: up to him and I was like, I don't thank

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Speaker 1: you first of all. Also, I don't think we ordered

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Speaker 1: higher yeah, And then he's like, well no, I mean

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Speaker 1: he looked down the label kne just goes, yeah, you're right,

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Speaker 1: these aren't your tires, and then started walking them back

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Speaker 1: and three out of four, like almost all the way

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Speaker 1: out day. I felt so bad for him. But it

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Speaker 1: was awkward, though, right in the middle of this meeting

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Speaker 1: to have to get up because even one of the

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Speaker 1: guys goes, what are you getting tires for? And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting tires, Hey, Joey, what's up. One time

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Speaker 1: I got I got a paycheck delivered to me a paycheck,

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Speaker 1: but it wasn't mind. That's not a bad thing. That's

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Speaker 1: a great day. What did you do with this paycheck?

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Speaker 1: When life gives you lemons, you cashed them. You got

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Speaker 1: a paycheck delivered to your house and then you just

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Speaker 1: cashed it. If it says Eric, when my name is Joey,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna sign it over to Joey. How much was

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Speaker 1: the paycheck for? Twelve hundred and fifty dollars? But what

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Speaker 1: I did with it put me in about fourteen hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars worth a day. That's amazing. Well, thanks

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Speaker 1: for your phone, Paul Man. Thanks you guys. Because we

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Speaker 1: got some tires randomly delivered to our house yesterday. In

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Speaker 1: the middle of a business meeting, we're asking the question,

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Speaker 1: what's the weirdest thing you got delivered to your house

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Speaker 1: that you didn't order? Vanessa, what's up? I have the

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Speaker 1: most awkward story ever. Okay, what do you deliver to

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Speaker 1: your house that wasn't delivered to my house? It was

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Speaker 1: delivered to my parents house by accident. It was my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend's birthday at the time, and I decided to make

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Speaker 1: a personal gift online okay, And it was a romantic

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Speaker 1: gift box set with a note for me and a

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Speaker 1: picture of a girl. Okay, okay? Who was the girl? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I left that apart. Me and my boyfriend were talking

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Speaker 1: about adding another girl to the relationship. Oh okay, So

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Speaker 1: you ordered a gift box and that's what you'd ordered? Yes,

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Speaker 1: And I accidentally delivered it to my parents' house and

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Speaker 1: my mom opened the box. She sent me a picture

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Speaker 1: of the note and a picture of the girl. Oh

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Speaker 1: would the notes say? That's embarrassing? I found her? Doesn't

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Speaker 1: she look like fun? Happy birthday, babe? What'd your mom say?

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Speaker 1: She sent me a text and it said I accidentally

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Speaker 1: opened your package and she was not pleased. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: bet your boyfriend was, so girl Stacy, what's up? I've

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Speaker 1: never actually received anything that with someone else's, but I

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Speaker 1: have gotten the pleasure of watching people receive something that

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Speaker 1: they weren't expecting. Yeah. I'm actually a process server and

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Speaker 1: I serve people papers to have to appear in court

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Speaker 1: all the time, and I get a lot of satisfaction

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Speaker 1: when they see me coming up, thinking that I'm delivering

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Speaker 1: them a packet. Then I have to hand them over

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Speaker 1: these papers and their smiles turns very quickly to the

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Speaker 1: I had to serve somebody papers one time. It is fun, really. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the first thing I thought about when she said

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Speaker 1: she was a process server, because I actually had. Jebil

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Speaker 1: served my daughter's dad, who's been m Ia for a

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Speaker 1: very long time. Yeah, pretty much her daughter's whole life.

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Speaker 1: So that was fun. It on video, it's really great. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Jebil standing there at the door and I see my

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Speaker 1: daughter's dad through the windows, beat up into the door.

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Speaker 1: Sweet package. Yeah. Then he opens the door and Jewil

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Speaker 1: hands him the envelope and you can just see him

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Speaker 1: go wah wah wah. The Jebil Show on demand