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Speaker 1: Over half of Americans will tell you that life was

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Speaker 1: better back in the good old days.

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Speaker 2: I don't. But when you say good old days, we

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Speaker 2: all think.

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Speaker 1: Of different times in like history depression.

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Speaker 2: Some people think.

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Speaker 1: It was the nineteen fifties, got their prudle skirts and

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Speaker 1: fancy jello molds. Yeah. Others would argue it was the

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Speaker 1: nineteen twenties with their flapper girls and Gatsby parties.

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Speaker 2: That was the Great Depression. But not looking good if

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Speaker 2: you ask me. The real golden Age.

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Speaker 1: Was the nineties, specifically the fifteen nineties.

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Speaker 3: An incredible time in human history when kings eight giant

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Speaker 3: turkey legs, gallant knights, went on noble quests, and all

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Speaker 3: you needed for an afternoon entertainment was a.

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Speaker 1: Good public beheading. Yeah, miss those times. You need to

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Speaker 1: go to a trial, what it's right. Luckily, there is

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Speaker 1: one place where the magic and splendor of the sixteenth

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Speaker 1: century is still alive and well, and that's at the

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Speaker 1: local Renaissance fair.

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Speaker 2: That's why we sent our.

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Speaker 1: Own Jose Bolanos and Alexis Fuller down to the fairgrounds

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Speaker 1: to ask people a simple question, what you doing at

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Speaker 1: the Renaissance Fair?

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Speaker 4: What you're doing at the renaissance fair. I live here.

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Speaker 4: Oh we are of the wildwood fay. Oh okay, you're

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Speaker 4: a fairy.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 4: I have been missing people and fanning them.

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Speaker 5: It's a no mission mention called fairy conditioning evaporative cooling

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Speaker 5: because it's very warm.

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Speaker 4: Oh so it's a special fairy way to cool down? Y.

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Speaker 4: Do you have other magic like powers or anything you do?

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Speaker 4: I turn green leaves into food, which fill my belly.

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Speaker 4: What kind of food?

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Speaker 2: M corn on the cub haring in?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Do you have any like love potions you can help?

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Speaker 5: Are you good in the I'm struggling in the dating department.

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Speaker 2: My name is Kissel, like Kissel tall, missile? Wait what?

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Speaker 5: I just got to stand by you and a guy

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Speaker 5: will come up and kiss me. Or I hold flowers

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Speaker 5: overhead and go Kissel tall yum.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's a that's a way to set the mood.

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Speaker 2: How many guys you make out with you for that?

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Speaker 6: Alexis bewhere left and right, a.

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Speaker 4: Lot of leafy food together.

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Speaker 2: Why do I feel like she actually does live? She's

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Speaker 2: just in the wooded parking lot behind you. Guys were

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Speaker 2: shutting down. She's like, not me?

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Speaker 6: What you doing at the Renaissance Fair, just hanging out

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Speaker 6: and having some beers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you are dressed like a giant bull.

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Speaker 6: I am literally like pushing my microphone under your huge

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Speaker 6: horn with the ring.

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Speaker 2: You have a ring through your nostrils.

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Speaker 4: I am just a giant.

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Speaker 2: Bool'm dressing my cot and so.

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Speaker 6: Why are you a giant bull? You're like a pirate

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Speaker 6: bull too, though. When you got a crowd, people are

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Speaker 6: loving you.

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Speaker 4: Man, I don't have a giant bull because my mother

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Speaker 4: is a bull and my father is a bull.

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Speaker 6: Cow.

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Speaker 2: So your mom was a cow, your dad was a bull.

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Speaker 2: That makes you a bull.

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Speaker 6: I thought you're gonna have like a joke ready for me,

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Speaker 6: like a bull a cow bull?

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 6: I'm not good at this. You can tell all right. Well,

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Speaker 6: look I'm gonna let you go. Was there any message

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Speaker 6: you want to give to the people listening? Anything you

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Speaker 6: want to say? Go ahead, Mike is yours?

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm not a cow.

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Speaker 4: That is the least intimidating bull.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: I am always impressed the jose with how deep you

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Speaker 1: can get that microphone up into people's costumes, like you

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Speaker 1: was a giant.

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Speaker 6: Like I still understand what the bull has to do

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Speaker 6: with pirates and or medieval time. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm just bummed that bulls aren't as funny as I assumed.

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Speaker 6: You know, I thought they'd have at least one joke,

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Speaker 6: like as sweet is Ferdinani.

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Speaker 4: This is like the Borrel.

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Speaker 6: Yet brother then never gets a movie or any cartoon show.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so so far, we're a little bit disappointed.

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Speaker 1: At the local renaissance fair, where Jose and social media

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Speaker 1: coordinator Alexis were there asking a simple.

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Speaker 4: Question, what you're doing at the renaissance fair?

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Speaker 7: I the captains just let an import just, you know,

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Speaker 7: have a little bit of R and R.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Oh, so you're a pirate and you're just you're

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Speaker 4: on a little break.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just a little break.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, wait your pirate accident. I think you lost

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Speaker 5: it a little there.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it comes goes and out originally from the parate

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Speaker 7: area I just immigrated in.

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Speaker 4: I have to ask me. So you're holding a chest. Yes,

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Speaker 4: what's in the chest?

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Speaker 2: The balloons and a pin that is.

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Speaker 4: A wait, your box is? Your box is kind of empty?

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Speaker 5: You got one to bloom and a pin that says

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Speaker 5: courage one man's dunk.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm the man's treasure.

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Speaker 4: You're an honest pirate, yes, yes.

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Speaker 7: Yes, Unfortunately I was raised by a person who raised

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Speaker 7: me honestly.

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Speaker 4: And then fortunately.

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Speaker 7: Unfortunately because some times when pirate has to do piracy,

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Speaker 7: I'm like apologizing and I shouldn't be apologizing because you know,

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Speaker 7: I have your your jewels in my hand.

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Speaker 5: Maybe this is why you're a solo pirate right now.

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Speaker 5: You know you gotta be a little meaner out on

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Speaker 5: the seas.

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Speaker 2: You've been a good point. The captain will work on this.

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Speaker 2: I didn't you know what? Yeah, you're right. Wow, the

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Speaker 2: career choice for him was poor.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, every pirate needs a piracy life coach to

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Speaker 1: help build him up.

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Speaker 3: True, alexis you have a future.

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Speaker 2: It's a pirate coach.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, not just what you do, and it's why are

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Speaker 6: you you?

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Speaker 2: I think that pirate's going to remain poor for a time.

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Speaker 2: How piracy works? What you're doing at the Renaissance Fair.

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Speaker 5: We are here with our family, eating everything and shopping

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Speaker 5: and having a great time.

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Speaker 2: Awesome, you are dressed as I'm.

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Speaker 4: A Renaissance fair mereda mereda?

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Speaker 2: What is Amerida? What's the difference you a mereda and

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Speaker 2: a maiden and a wench. What are the differences.

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Speaker 5: Mereda from the movie Brave, which is a Disney picture.

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Speaker 2: He married and you do you have red hair? Naturally?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I totally see it. Now. Is Meredith

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Speaker 2: supposed to have booze on her?

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Speaker 4: Probably not.

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Speaker 6: It's a Disney character, right, yes? Or are you a

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Speaker 6: drunken Disney character today?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And now, how is drunk Meredith different than the regular Meredith?

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Speaker 5: Drunk matter is walking around with children, she's hot, she's

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Speaker 5: buying too much stuff.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: I want to see that Disney movie.

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Speaker 4: Brave, too drunken, disorderly.

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Speaker 2: Actually, that might do better than some of the Marvel

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Speaker 2: films that have come out, So I go watch.

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Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, it's not wrong.

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Speaker 6: You love. I don't understand why we don't follow any

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Speaker 6: of the Disney princesses into midlife.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where the drama really happened. Someone to see

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Speaker 2: Cinderella's second divorce.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, you know it didn't work out with Prince.

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Speaker 2: T would be in that court here.

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Speaker 1: That was what you're doing at the Renaissance Fair. We

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Speaker 1: got your phones have coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning