Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phones happen. Well, what a controversial character
Speaker 2: this Michael Oppenheimer guy is. But we want to let
Speaker 2: you know that we officially stand behind him one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: The email came in from Vincent. I want you to
Speaker 2: call my grandparents' house and annoy them. It's funny to
Speaker 2: watch them get angry. Anyway, you can say whatever you
Speaker 2: want to to the people of the house. I want
Speaker 2: Scary to call as Michael Oppenheimer. It'd be really great.
Speaker 2: Tell them to use that Michael Oppenheimer voice. And if
Speaker 2: my grandfather answers the phone, annoy them to or my
Speaker 2: uncle he may be there as well. There you go.
Speaker 3: So is the uncle going to pick up the grandparents?
Speaker 2: Let's see now, as Michael Oppenheimer calls the grandparents house.
Speaker 3: Hello, oh, yes, good morning. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 3: with Horseback Rider's Digest. How are you doing today, miss.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not interested. Thank you.
Speaker 3: We have a wonderful magazine for you today.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I know I heard you, but I'm not interested in
Speaker 3: the Reader's Digest. It's not Reader's Digest, it's Horseback Riders
Speaker 3: Readers Digest, No, thank you. These are for people who
Speaker 3: ride horses.
Speaker 1: Why are you?
Speaker 3: My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer, and I'm with Horseback
Speaker 3: Riders Reader's Digest.
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in that.
Speaker 3: I have a special offer for you to know. I'm
Speaker 3: not just one second though. It's twelve issues that.
Speaker 1: We have here.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for sixty two dollars and thirty six cents digestic.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, good morning.
Speaker 1: You don't want sir?
Speaker 3: You didn't let me finish.
Speaker 1: You don't have you.
Speaker 3: Can I speak to the misses of the house.
Speaker 1: Please do not understand English.
Speaker 3: Sure we have a wonderful magazine.
Speaker 1: If you got a million dollars?
Speaker 3: Okay? All I want to say?
Speaker 1: Why don't call again? Otherwise I have this phone traite.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's five dollars ten a dollar? What I just
Speaker 3: five dollars and nineteen cents per nice?
Speaker 1: I don't give it.
Speaker 3: Is there somebody in your family that rides horses?
Speaker 1: Won't you ride my left?
Speaker 3: Is there somebody that maybe has a pony in your family?
Speaker 3: Because we do have a magazine for pony owners Pet
Speaker 3: Pony Weekly.
Speaker 1: A pony about that? It's not comprehended. Do you speak English.
Speaker 1: Do you not understand? Now?
Speaker 3: Who would like?
Speaker 1: No? One would like Jack? Do you not understand? Don't
Speaker 1: fall back again, because you're wasting your breath.
Speaker 3: Sir, Who in your family owns a horse?
Speaker 1: Hello? We can make you feed my pony. I ain't
Speaker 1: got time to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Who's no reason to get rid. I'm a telemarketer, and
Speaker 3: I've been told.
Speaker 1: To give them give you a telemarketer.
Speaker 3: Well, well just tell you I was told to call
Speaker 3: this phone number.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you were told to call the
Speaker 1: president of the United States. There's no one here that
Speaker 1: wants any of that.
Speaker 3: They told me someone at this residence owns a horse.
Speaker 1: I don't own a horse.
Speaker 3: You're giving me a hard time.
Speaker 1: For now you give me a hard time. You're calling
Speaker 1: this house.
Speaker 3: I was told to sell this magazine to this residence.
Speaker 1: Sir, sell nothing, you're not selling here. Talk to the wall.
Speaker 1: Ready here, listen, Hey, craz what do you want?
Speaker 3: I'd really like your credit card number.
Speaker 1: We don't want nothing.
Speaker 3: I'm just reading from my I don't want to hear them.
Speaker 1: Get the cops, put them on the phone and let
Speaker 1: them talk to the right outside.
Speaker 3: What's your name, sir?
Speaker 1: Love? My mother's name. Just get off the phone. I
Speaker 1: don't need you on the phone. All I want to
Speaker 1: do is I don't want to give up what you
Speaker 1: want to do. What I want you to do is
Speaker 1: hang out and leave me alone, sir.
Speaker 3: Maybe some literature it, perhaps some literature. Yeah, Hello, hello, friend, Hello,
Speaker 3: this is mister Michael Avenheimer. Again.
Speaker 1: I just want to tell you.
Speaker 3: I just want to tell you that I offer here
Speaker 3: our instruction offers sixty for twelve.
Speaker 1: Please don't.
Speaker 3: Please, don't be childish.
Speaker 1: You're being childish. You're calling my house.
Speaker 3: When I'm offering you a full eighty three cents of
Speaker 3: the cover price. Oh my, sir, this is.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Can I speak to your mother.
Speaker 1: And phone crackers?
Speaker 3: What is your name, sir?
Speaker 1: My name is fright like.
Speaker 3: You, mister face. Can I have your address? Please?
Speaker 1: Don't need what's your dress?
Speaker 3: I have one more thing for you? Yes I do, Yes,
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: You're on speakerphone face, and everybody.
Speaker 3: Hear you, and everybody can hear you, and grandma and
Speaker 3: grandpa because you've all been phone tapped. Have grandpa pick
Speaker 3: up the phone. Hello, this is Kury Jones. Oh my god,
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