WEBVTT - Oppenheimer 12 (Horse Reader's Digest)

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phones happen. Well, what a controversial character

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<v Speaker 2>this Michael Oppenheimer guy is. But we want to let

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<v Speaker 2>you know that we officially stand behind him one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>The email came in from Vincent. I want you to

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<v Speaker 2>call my grandparents' house and annoy them. It's funny to

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<v Speaker 2>watch them get angry. Anyway, you can say whatever you

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<v Speaker 2>want to to the people of the house. I want

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<v Speaker 2>Scary to call as Michael Oppenheimer. It'd be really great.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell them to use that Michael Oppenheimer voice. And if

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<v Speaker 2>my grandfather answers the phone, annoy them to or my

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<v Speaker 2>uncle he may be there as well. There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>So is the uncle going to pick up the grandparents?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see now, as Michael Oppenheimer calls the grandparents house.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, oh, yes, good morning. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 3>with Horseback Rider's Digest. How are you doing today, miss.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not interested. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a wonderful magazine for you today.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I know I heard you, but I'm not interested in

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<v Speaker 3>the Reader's Digest. It's not Reader's Digest, it's Horseback Riders

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<v Speaker 3>Readers Digest, No, thank you. These are for people who

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<v Speaker 3>ride horses.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer, and I'm with Horseback

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<v Speaker 3>Riders Reader's Digest.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not interested in that.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a special offer for you to know. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not just one second though. It's twelve issues that.

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<v Speaker 1>We have here.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry for sixty two dollars and thirty six cents digestic.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want sir?

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't let me finish.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have you.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I speak to the misses of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Please do not understand English.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure we have a wonderful magazine.

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<v Speaker 1>If you got a million dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? All I want to say?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't call again? Otherwise I have this phone traite.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's five dollars ten a dollar? What I just

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<v Speaker 3>five dollars and nineteen cents per nice?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there somebody in your family that rides horses?

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<v Speaker 1>Won't you ride my left?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there somebody that maybe has a pony in your family?

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<v Speaker 3>Because we do have a magazine for pony owners Pet

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<v Speaker 3>Pony Weekly.

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<v Speaker 1>A pony about that? It's not comprehended. Do you speak English.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you not understand? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Who would like?

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<v Speaker 1>No? One would like Jack? Do you not understand? Don't

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<v Speaker 1>fall back again, because you're wasting your breath.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, Who in your family owns a horse?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? We can make you feed my pony. I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got time to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's no reason to get rid. I'm a telemarketer, and

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<v Speaker 3>I've been told.

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<v Speaker 1>To give them give you a telemarketer.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, well just tell you I was told to call

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<v Speaker 3>this phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care if you were told to call the

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<v Speaker 1>president of the United States. There's no one here that

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<v Speaker 1>wants any of that.

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<v Speaker 3>They told me someone at this residence owns a horse.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't own a horse.

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<v Speaker 3>You're giving me a hard time.

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<v Speaker 1>For now you give me a hard time. You're calling

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<v Speaker 1>this house.

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<v Speaker 3>I was told to sell this magazine to this residence.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, sell nothing, you're not selling here. Talk to the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready here, listen, Hey, craz what do you want?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd really like your credit card number.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't want nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just reading from my I don't want to hear them.

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<v Speaker 1>Get the cops, put them on the phone and let

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<v Speaker 1>them talk to the right outside.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your name, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Love? My mother's name. Just get off the phone. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need you on the phone. All I want to

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<v Speaker 1>do is I don't want to give up what you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do. What I want you to do is

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<v Speaker 1>hang out and leave me alone, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe some literature it, perhaps some literature. Yeah, Hello, hello, friend, Hello,

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<v Speaker 3>this is mister Michael Avenheimer. Again.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to tell you that I offer here

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<v Speaker 3>our instruction offers sixty for twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, don't be childish.

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<v Speaker 1>You're being childish. You're calling my house.

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<v Speaker 3>When I'm offering you a full eighty three cents of

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<v Speaker 3>the cover price. Oh my, sir, this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I speak to your mother.

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<v Speaker 1>And phone crackers?

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<v Speaker 3>What is your name, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is fright like.

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<v Speaker 3>You, mister face. Can I have your address? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't need what's your dress?

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<v Speaker 3>I have one more thing for you? Yes I do, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on speakerphone face, and everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Hear you, and everybody can hear you, and grandma and

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<v Speaker 3>grandpa because you've all been phone tapped. Have grandpa pick

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<v Speaker 3>up the phone. Hello, this is Kury Jones. Oh my god,

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