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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phones happen. Well, what a controversial character

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Speaker 2: this Michael Oppenheimer guy is. But we want to let

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Speaker 2: you know that we officially stand behind him one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: The email came in from Vincent. I want you to

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Speaker 2: call my grandparents' house and annoy them. It's funny to

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Speaker 2: watch them get angry. Anyway, you can say whatever you

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Speaker 2: want to to the people of the house. I want

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Speaker 2: Scary to call as Michael Oppenheimer. It'd be really great.

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Speaker 2: Tell them to use that Michael Oppenheimer voice. And if

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Speaker 2: my grandfather answers the phone, annoy them to or my

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Speaker 2: uncle he may be there as well. There you go.

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Speaker 3: So is the uncle going to pick up the grandparents?

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Speaker 2: Let's see now, as Michael Oppenheimer calls the grandparents house.

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Speaker 3: Hello, oh, yes, good morning. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer

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Speaker 3: with Horseback Rider's Digest. How are you doing today, miss.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not interested. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: We have a wonderful magazine for you today.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: I know I heard you, but I'm not interested in

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Speaker 3: the Reader's Digest. It's not Reader's Digest, it's Horseback Riders

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Speaker 3: Readers Digest, No, thank you. These are for people who

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Speaker 3: ride horses.

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Speaker 1: Why are you?

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Speaker 3: My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer, and I'm with Horseback

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Speaker 3: Riders Reader's Digest.

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested in that.

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Speaker 3: I have a special offer for you to know. I'm

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Speaker 3: not just one second though. It's twelve issues that.

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Speaker 1: We have here.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry for sixty two dollars and thirty six cents digestic.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, good morning.

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Speaker 1: You don't want sir?

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Speaker 3: You didn't let me finish.

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Speaker 1: You don't have you.

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Speaker 3: Can I speak to the misses of the house.

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Speaker 1: Please do not understand English.

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Speaker 3: Sure we have a wonderful magazine.

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Speaker 1: If you got a million dollars?

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Speaker 3: Okay? All I want to say?

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Speaker 1: Why don't call again? Otherwise I have this phone traite.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's five dollars ten a dollar? What I just

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Speaker 3: five dollars and nineteen cents per nice?

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Speaker 1: I don't give it.

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Speaker 3: Is there somebody in your family that rides horses?

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Speaker 1: Won't you ride my left?

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Speaker 3: Is there somebody that maybe has a pony in your family?

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Speaker 3: Because we do have a magazine for pony owners Pet

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Speaker 3: Pony Weekly.

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Speaker 1: A pony about that? It's not comprehended. Do you speak English.

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Speaker 1: Do you not understand? Now?

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Speaker 3: Who would like?

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Speaker 1: No? One would like Jack? Do you not understand? Don't

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Speaker 1: fall back again, because you're wasting your breath.

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Speaker 3: Sir, Who in your family owns a horse?

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Speaker 1: Hello? We can make you feed my pony. I ain't

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Speaker 1: got time to talk to you.

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Speaker 3: Who's no reason to get rid. I'm a telemarketer, and

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Speaker 3: I've been told.

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Speaker 1: To give them give you a telemarketer.

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Speaker 3: Well, well just tell you I was told to call

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Speaker 3: this phone number.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you were told to call the

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Speaker 1: president of the United States. There's no one here that

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Speaker 1: wants any of that.

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Speaker 3: They told me someone at this residence owns a horse.

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Speaker 1: I don't own a horse.

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Speaker 3: You're giving me a hard time.

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Speaker 1: For now you give me a hard time. You're calling

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Speaker 1: this house.

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Speaker 3: I was told to sell this magazine to this residence.

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Speaker 1: Sir, sell nothing, you're not selling here. Talk to the wall.

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Speaker 1: Ready here, listen, Hey, craz what do you want?

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Speaker 3: I'd really like your credit card number.

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Speaker 1: We don't want nothing.

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Speaker 3: I'm just reading from my I don't want to hear them.

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Speaker 1: Get the cops, put them on the phone and let

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Speaker 1: them talk to the right outside.

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Speaker 3: What's your name, sir?

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Speaker 1: Love? My mother's name. Just get off the phone. I

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Speaker 1: don't need you on the phone. All I want to

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Speaker 1: do is I don't want to give up what you

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Speaker 1: want to do. What I want you to do is

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Speaker 1: hang out and leave me alone, sir.

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Speaker 3: Maybe some literature it, perhaps some literature. Yeah, Hello, hello, friend, Hello,

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Speaker 3: this is mister Michael Avenheimer. Again.

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Speaker 1: I just want to tell you.

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Speaker 3: I just want to tell you that I offer here

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Speaker 3: our instruction offers sixty for twelve.

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Speaker 1: Please don't.

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Speaker 3: Please, don't be childish.

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Speaker 1: You're being childish. You're calling my house.

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Speaker 3: When I'm offering you a full eighty three cents of

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Speaker 3: the cover price. Oh my, sir, this is.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: Can I speak to your mother.

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Speaker 1: And phone crackers?

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Speaker 3: What is your name, sir?

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Speaker 1: My name is fright like.

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Speaker 3: You, mister face. Can I have your address? Please?

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Speaker 1: Don't need what's your dress?

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Speaker 3: I have one more thing for you? Yes I do, Yes,

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 1: You're on speakerphone face, and everybody.

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Speaker 3: Hear you, and everybody can hear you, and grandma and

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Speaker 3: grandpa because you've all been phone tapped. Have grandpa pick

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Speaker 3: up the phone. Hello, this is Kury Jones. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: Elvis duran phone tap this phone table was pre recorded

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Speaker 3: with permission granted by all participants.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 2: the morning show