1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Hmm. But right now it is the nephew on deck 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got, king of pranks? 3 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 1: Your daughter bit my son? Your daughter bit my son. Uh. 4 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,239 Speaker 1: We're gonna take time to expound on that. Your daughter 5 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: my son, but I could get everyone to turn where 6 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 1: you will read where the daughter being the son. I'm 7 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:39,520 Speaker 1: headed towards that eighteenth birth Here it is your daughter 8 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: bit my son. Hello? Hello, sweet Look do you do 9 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: you do your daughter go to little Academy? Yes, and 10 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:57,279 Speaker 1: her name is Listen your daughter and bit my son? Uh, 11 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: Joshua want on the back my daughter? You know this 12 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: is Wilton, your daughter and bit my son down. You 13 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 1: can't just call my house and tell me my daughter 14 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: bit you say and be cussing at me. Lady, I 15 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 1: just said your daughter Secura bit my son Joshua in 16 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 1: the back, and I just know I just said no 17 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: two things. One my daughter wouldn't bite nobody, and two, 18 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: don't call my house with this tone. I called with 19 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: any kind of tone when I want to call with 20 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: all I'm saying is your daughter then bait my son 21 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 1: in the back. And I'm gonna tell you all I'm 22 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,680 Speaker 1: saying is don't call my house with this to saying 23 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: some that my daughter beat your child in the back. 24 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 1: My daughter has manners and she wouldn't be biting nobody 25 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 1: in the back. You know, somebody, how the hell you 26 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,559 Speaker 1: know what your daughter gonna be doing if you ain't 27 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: there my daughter. You're raised at your You just come 28 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: in one month and trying to do some kind of 29 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: daddy work your daughter. But four years old? How n 30 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 1: you do you know how that? Damn well, I've been 31 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: with her for four years? What you been? My daughter 32 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 1: does not being people around in the back of the 33 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: neck or anything like that. What the hell is wrong 34 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: with you? Don't call my house with whet who don't 35 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: you think I'm a weekend day. I'm calling you about 36 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: what's going on with my child. But I don't think 37 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,079 Speaker 1: you got your facts straight. So next time you call 38 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 1: somebody to tell them about their child, figure out everything 39 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 1: about your child. First. All I'm saying is that the 40 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: people at the academy said secure my son Joshua were 41 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,119 Speaker 1: in the back. Well, I can't understand what he's saying 42 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 1: because I don't like your tongue. So don't call me 43 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 1: about my baby. Have her mama called me? It that 44 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,239 Speaker 1: make no difference. If a mama or daddy call along 45 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 1: with somebody, call hello, call her back? Hello? Is this 46 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 1: Why are you hanging up on me? Why are you 47 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: still calling me? And why are you yelling at me? 48 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: My child didn't bite your child in the back. When 49 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: I picked up my child. They didn't say to me 50 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:56,359 Speaker 1: your child is body in the back? Child every day? 51 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 1: Like I said in the first lace, you must be 52 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: some kind of weekend dad. How could you know my child? 53 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: I'm with my child every day. How you are you? 54 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: I'm with my I don't even know who Joshua is. 55 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: She should have just hit him in the head. You 56 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: ain't what you ain't gonna do with city and talk 57 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: about my baby now? You asked me to lower my child. 58 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hang up 59 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: one moment. Lord, Hello, Hello? Called back though, call her back? 60 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: Cat He don't hang up on me no more. Like again. 61 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you until you tell me why you 62 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,640 Speaker 1: your child and beat me is just bite my child 63 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: in the back. I am not in the mood to 64 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: play with you right now. You're gonna miss try to 65 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 1: get you and your child swoop you and your child. 66 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 1: You don't whoa guess what Shaquira got her daddy? You 67 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 1: talking about whipping somebody. Daddy else to say. You can't 68 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: call my house and threaten me and my job. If 69 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: my child beat up child, that's what your child is up. 70 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: He got daughter whooped your son? Just lobby. Want me 71 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: to last trying the little fast not in those kids 72 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 1: talking about take facts. She didn't bite them in the back. 73 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: She might have worked, but my daughter don play. Now 74 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: keep talking. You found my phone number, find my address 75 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: and have kids. Daddy beat you what I said, bring 76 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:27,039 Speaker 1: your phone over again. My babies sabody care with your baby. 77 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: My baby, Daddy gonna whip you'll bring it on. I'm 78 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: coming over there and beat you and your child for 79 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,600 Speaker 1: the day. You don't call a woman and telling you 80 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 1: coming over to beat hind child. You come over here 81 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 1: and beat her. Daddy, come over here and beat your kids. Daddy. 82 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,160 Speaker 1: He don't he don't want not to me. You don't 83 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: want this. I'm on my way overout now bringing on this. 84 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 1: Somebody gonna get take daddy off week. He ain't got 85 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: no damn job. He got a job. Y'all gonna make 86 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 1: me come over that a night. Bring it on right now. 87 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: You know you know what, I'm gonna tell you something 88 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: up to tell me something else. You're gonna get bit 89 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 1: and your baby gonna get bit too. You gonna bite 90 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: me and my baby. They're gonna whoop. Yo. Can I 91 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: say something to you? Say something to me? A few 92 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 1: timing from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. You just got 93 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: prank you. Oh I am shame. You just got prank. 94 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 1: Your sister Glenda told me, she said give me, She 95 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 1: said get She said you always time and never give 96 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 1: me that. I told that wouldn't happen to me. But 97 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 1: you can't call somebody talk about baby. That's that's where killed. Men. 98 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 1: Don't don't call on you got my heart hurt? Look? 99 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 1: Can I ask you something? Let me ask you what 100 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land. Steve Harvey 101 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: Morning Show. You you know, if you're don't, if you're 102 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 1: gonna go at somebody by their kids, you gotta go 103 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: with you. Mama push the bull man. It's like too much. 104 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:21,280 Speaker 1: It's button pushing. But if somebody's mom whooped your behind, 105 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:27,160 Speaker 1: I think that I could do. Yeah, this coming from 106 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: because everybody got time off. Oh yeah, because it's the holiday. Yeah, 107 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: people got time on. When I tell you what Friday 108 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 1: the thirteen through July thirteen through the fifteen, and that 109 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: the thirteenth is a Friday, I would be in jackson 110 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 1: vie A, Florida. Come hang out with me. That's Comedy 111 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 1: Club of Jacksonville. Don't come to Whoop to Whoop Man, 112 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:57,479 Speaker 1: because come to enjoy this show. Don't don't let Junior, Okay, 113 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: don't let your friend. July two Babies Uptown Comedy Club 114 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 1: in Atlanta, g A. I will be there as July 115 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 1: twenty two. All right, just over here, just waiting on 116 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 1: somebody making an attempt on my nephews life. That's what's 117 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 1: gonna happen. They're gonna try to kill this boy, and 118 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 1: I got to beat that for I'm tex and security. Enough, Okay, well, 119 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 1: listen to the US Open Tennis Championship. Thank you, nephew. 120 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 1: UH will no longer penalize players for becoming mothers. I 121 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 1: love this. I love it. Starting this year now, the tournament, 122 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 1: which runs from August to September ten, is changing the 123 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 1: way it seeds players coming back from giving birth, which 124 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 1: is great news for our girl, Serena Williams who just 125 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: came back, of course a couple of months ago. The 126 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 1: move is in response to the controversy from this year's 127 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 1: French Open where Serena, the former number one player and 128 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 1: twenty three time Grand Slam champ, was not giving a 129 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:08,080 Speaker 1: seed because she took thirteen months off to have a baby. 130 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 1: So there, you know, they fixed that, They fixed it. 131 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 1: There's a lot of companies. Yeah, about time they fixed that. 132 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 1: To have a baby shirt, I'm I have baby fever. Yeah, 133 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,680 Speaker 1: Carla wants to have a baby. And you know what, 134 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,520 Speaker 1: some companies give men time off too. Don't know what 135 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,680 Speaker 1: it is. I probably should have tooke some time off. Yeah, 136 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,439 Speaker 1: you would have never been at working. Was a mistake 137 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 1: when you started. Ain't gonna lie to you. I mean, 138 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,200 Speaker 1: who in here playing the key? We have to go, 139 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,840 Speaker 1: we have to go sub change and handsome woman walking 140 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,959 Speaker 1: and go I'm pregnant? What? Oh, I'm not on the 141 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 1: Who would you say? I'm pregnant? And then I had 142 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: kill for so are we having a bathing today? Strawberry 143 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 1: letter subject is why do I need a man?