Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Robert Evans here. This week is a mandatory
Speaker 1: time off for our company because of the legally recognized
Speaker 1: holiday thing of a jig. So you know, we're big
Speaker 1: fans of just letting people not work. So we're not
Speaker 1: working or didn't work for half of this week, which
Speaker 1: is why there's only one Behind the Bastard's episode. Also,
Speaker 1: this is a winner that we recorded a while ago,
Speaker 1: so heads up, you know it might be one or
Speaker 1: two dated references in this, but it's a good'n. It's
Speaker 1: a good'un. You know. It's me, Katie Cody. We're talking
Speaker 1: about the Proud Boys. It's funny. What secretly responsible for
Speaker 1: the Bay of Pigs My Cody Johnstone. This is Behind
Speaker 1: the Bastard's a podcast for myself. Sophie and Katie Stole
Speaker 1: confront Cody over his involvement in the attempt by the
Speaker 1: United States to destroy Cubans sovereignty.
Speaker 2: Cody, Ody, what do you have to say about it?
Speaker 2: For yourself?
Speaker 3: I was not worried about this, but I stand by
Speaker 3: all of my actions and any quote from me, do
Speaker 3: your worst.
Speaker 4: All right, history history, it already happened, So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you can't shame the guilty when they
Speaker 1: when they embrace their crimes. Yeah, yeah, this is go ahead, Yeah, this.
Speaker 5: Is We're I'm gonna post post shame society, true health
Speaker 5: and longevity, release your shame.
Speaker 1: Why did you pull the air support at the last minute,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you? I mean yes, I would have. Oh yeah, softball.
Speaker 1: What a fun goof?
Speaker 4: What a fun goof.
Speaker 1: About a fun moment from history that everybody enjoyed, especial.
Speaker 4: Fun little goofs and moments.
Speaker 1: That's what everybody says about history. So I brought you
Speaker 1: all here today to talk a little bit about friends
Speaker 1: of the Pod, the Proud Boys. Yeah, yeah, Cody, Katie,
Speaker 1: I know you're both big stands of the old Proud Boys.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess I don't need to introduce this with
Speaker 1: too much detail. You're all aware of who they all
Speaker 1: are as an organization. Everyone's aware that they played a
Speaker 1: major role in January sixth and five of them from
Speaker 1: the leadership are on trial right now for sedition. You know, hey,
Speaker 1: everybody Robert here, in the months since we've recorded this,
Speaker 1: all of those guys were found guilty of sedition. So
Speaker 1: not on trial anymore. Guilty of sedition.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these these fucking, these fucking guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they still dance with what's his name, Roger Stone.
Speaker 1: I mean right now everybody's being a little more careful.
Speaker 1: But yes, I mean sure, like, I mean sure right, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there's like five of them who are on trial
Speaker 1: right now. All of them are kind of like leadership people.
Speaker 1: There's guys like Joe Biggs, Dominique Pizzola, you know, Ethan
Speaker 1: Norden that like people who had been I mean I've
Speaker 1: I've met most of these guys and they like as
Speaker 1: a result, Oh yeah, it was a real, real crowning
Speaker 1: moment of my life.
Speaker 2: Robert, I ever took you to be such a name dropper.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I'm tight with all of them. So,
Speaker 1: you know, when you have when you get charged with
Speaker 1: sedition by the federal government, there's going to be a
Speaker 1: process called discovery, where which the prosecutors have to provide
Speaker 1: to the defense all of the evidence that they want
Speaker 1: to introduce for that trial. Right because you have a right.
Speaker 1: This is one of our civil liberties. You have a
Speaker 1: right when you're being charged with a crime to know
Speaker 1: what the evidence against you is, which is a very
Speaker 1: important thing. I don't need to defend civil rights to
Speaker 1: this audience. But one of the things that means is
Speaker 1: that the government has been putting out all of the
Speaker 1: things they want introduce in the evidence, which has included
Speaker 1: a bunch of internal calls from the Proud Boys and
Speaker 1: their signal chats. Because they just had a signal chat
Speaker 1: it was I think literally titled like sedition or something
Speaker 1: where they talked about their seditious conspiracies.
Speaker 3: Guys geniuses call it like cookie yeah or something.
Speaker 5: Track of all the code names, then you're going to
Speaker 5: need a document.
Speaker 4: Just assume that all of them are about sedition. No, no, still,
Speaker 4: I give them name.
Speaker 1: No. This is why I've made Soyvie and I have
Speaker 1: made the Cool Zone work chat just titled Seditious Conspiracies
Speaker 1: because it seems like such a good idea. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: one of the things that has gotten introduced into evidence
Speaker 1: as a result of all this is a manual that
Speaker 1: the Proud Boys had for conducting meetings and like starting
Speaker 1: you know your own whatever Proud Boy organization. And that
Speaker 1: entire manual is now available online in its entirety, and
Speaker 1: we're going to read it. Before we do that, I
Speaker 1: want to note This was specifically introduced for the trial
Speaker 1: of Dominique Pizzola, who's a fucking proud boy, and his
Speaker 1: lawyer is trying to block prosecutors for mentioning it. At
Speaker 1: the trial. The defense attorney noted that, like, he thought
Speaker 1: that something's in the document, including the Proud Boy Masturbation policy,
Speaker 1: might influence jurors in a negative way. Quote the document
Speaker 1: is riddled with politically incorrect remarks and assertions which would
Speaker 1: cause most or many Americans to recoil an anger, hatred
Speaker 1: and discuss. And that's his defense lawyer, and that's.
Speaker 2: Your reason to keep it from the trial.
Speaker 1: Well, your owner, my client's a piece of shit. So
Speaker 1: if you let people know that it could be a
Speaker 1: real problem. For sure, you know that they're racist and awful.
Speaker 3: Why would you your You don't understand it.
Speaker 1: These guys suck off, not wrong.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's how the law works.
Speaker 1: No, it's not how the law's going to work. It's
Speaker 1: our I mean, there's a reason that I have this
Speaker 1: manual right now exactly, so I'm going to start reading
Speaker 1: this now. First page is titled Proud Boys Meet Up
Speaker 1: Stations of the Congregation station one like the stations of
Speaker 1: the cross reference probably right, probably bold type is not
Speaker 1: to be read aloud before the meetings begin. Clear the
Speaker 1: area of all women and of men who are not
Speaker 1: at least first degree. Yeah, you don't want any girls
Speaker 1: around in your secret club meeting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no Proud girls allowed.
Speaker 1: There are no well, I mean this is actually a
Speaker 1: major topic of contention within the Proud Boys.
Speaker 2: Oh sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. There is like an auxiliary ladies organization, the Proud
Speaker 1: Boys Girls. I think it's called that.
Speaker 4: So Fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some organization for the Proud Boys.
Speaker 5: You have to be in a relationship with a Proud
Speaker 5: Boy to be a Proud Boys girl.
Speaker 1: I believe so. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. If doors cannot be closed,
Speaker 1: the Proud Boys as symbol to an area that is
Speaker 1: as secluded as possible. This area is protected by two
Speaker 1: main guards who are assigned to monitoring the perimeter. The
Speaker 1: following is to be read aloud by the brother in charge. Brothers,
Speaker 1: we are about to open this council. In the first section,
Speaker 1: All persons not having received the honors of membership in
Speaker 1: the first degree shall please retire from the chamber. The
Speaker 1: doors shall now be closed, and the guards assume their
Speaker 1: positions brothers. Do you vouch that all presenter in possession
Speaker 1: of first degree membership? All members say yes, sir, repeat
Speaker 1: after me, I am a Western chauvinist. All right, come on,
Speaker 1: come on, guys, works, I'm just gonna read the rest
Speaker 1: of the pledge, because yeah, I am a Western chauvinist
Speaker 1: who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world. And
Speaker 1: everybody repeats all that, and then new members raise your hands. Welcome, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: to the greatest fraternal organization in the world. What happens
Speaker 1: at this meeting is only to be discussed among other
Speaker 1: proud boys and the federal agents that you talk to
Speaker 1: when you give up your fellow proud boys. Of course
Speaker 1: you are our brother. Now we have your back as
Speaker 1: you have ours. We don't care what race you are
Speaker 1: or what your sexual preference is. The only prerequisite of
Speaker 1: this organization is that you are a man and you
Speaker 1: recognize that the West is best. We will commence this
Speaker 1: meeting by reading a passage from Pat Buchanan's The Death
Speaker 1: of the West. Guys, the same guy who wrote books
Speaker 1: about how Hitler was not that bad. Pat Buchanan, God Robert. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does note non American chapters should neglect to recite
Speaker 1: the italicized sentence at the end of paragraph too excited
Speaker 1: for when we get there. Keep that one in mind
Speaker 1: as I read this section from Pelly Cannons Robert.
Speaker 5: Bold Bond type is not to be read out loud?
Speaker 5: Are you to read out loud for us though?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that was the Bold time. I'm going to
Speaker 1: read everything at all.
Speaker 2: Great, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You tell us read this. Yeah, don't read this sentence
Speaker 1: if they're not Americans.
Speaker 5: So this is just yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very it's
Speaker 5: very silly, all right.
Speaker 2: Can you make sure to write to let us know
Speaker 2: when it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll let you know.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: That's only not to be read for people not in
Speaker 1: the US. So like the Canadian Proud Boys back before
Speaker 1: the Proud Boys were declared to terrorrist organization in Canada.
Speaker 1: All right, as fair minded and mostly Christian folks, we
Speaker 1: can sede that there is truth in the indictment of
Speaker 1: America's past. Our fathers did participate in slavery, we did
Speaker 1: practice segregation. Our treatment of the Indians was not what
Speaker 1: one should have expected of people to whom the Sermon
Speaker 1: on the Mount was divine command. But having internalized a
Speaker 1: guilt that gnaws at their souls. These Republicans and their
Speaker 1: lifelong crest for absolution are easy prey for confidence men
Speaker 1: like Jackson and Sharpton, who run the big sting the
Speaker 1: truth in the story of slavery. In the slave trade,
Speaker 1: western Man was among the many villains, but western Man
Speaker 1: was also the only hero. For the West did not
Speaker 1: invent slavery, but it alone abolished slavery. Had it not
Speaker 1: been for the West, African rulers would still be trafficking
Speaker 1: in the flesh of their kinsmen slaves. After all, we're
Speaker 1: the leading cash crop of the friends of Mansa, Musa,
Speaker 1: and Mauritania and Sudan. Today, slavery has returned to the
Speaker 1: deafening silence of intellectuals who have built careers on the
Speaker 1: moral shakedown of America and the West. And this is
Speaker 1: the italicized part that you're not supposed to read to foreigners.
Speaker 1: America was a segregated society. But in no other nation
Speaker 1: do people enjoy greater freedom, opportunity, and prosperity than here
Speaker 1: in the United States. You're not supposed to read that
Speaker 1: one in Canada.
Speaker 2: I don't want to offend our international Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to hurt their feelings. The time
Speaker 1: for apologies has passed. But if Middle America believes that
Speaker 1: capitulations and reparations will buy peace in our time, it
Speaker 1: deludes itself. If there were no more demands, the race
Speaker 1: racketeers would have to find a new line of work.
Speaker 1: But as long as the silent majority keeps acceding to
Speaker 1: their demands, they will keep making them time to just
Speaker 1: say no. And that's interesting. I mean, for one thing,
Speaker 1: it ignores the fact that there were a number of
Speaker 1: places in which slavery was abolished throughout history, including the
Speaker 1: Persian Empire, the Persian Empire who fought against the West.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, cool stuff, very good, it's it's it's great.
Speaker 1: And also that the slave trade that was abolished by
Speaker 1: westernmen was also created entirely by them, and slavery was
Speaker 1: fundamentally different before the Atlantic slave trade started up.
Speaker 2: Collective use of.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just bad like that, it's it's it's
Speaker 1: it's what you'd call Pat Buchanan grade history.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot that was Pat Buchanan talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is that is wild. You fucking canon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good man, terrible man, raise a glass and say we're
Speaker 1: getting to the toasts. I'm excited for this. Raise a
Speaker 1: glass and say a toast to the greatest civilization on
Speaker 1: earth and the men who built it. Uhuru, everyone says,
Speaker 1: oo huru. I would also like to make it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they do that all the time. I would also like
Speaker 1: to make a toast to the entrepreneurs who risk everything
Speaker 1: to improve our lives. To the entrepreneurs entrepreneur Yeah, and
Speaker 1: to the house to improve our lives. Thank God for
Speaker 1: the entrepreneurs who I don't know created a fake taxicab
Speaker 1: company that lights a venture capital money on fire in
Speaker 1: order to try and.
Speaker 4: Their own introduction to their meeting.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. And the housewives that create human life,
Speaker 1: shape it and build the communities in which we live.
Speaker 1: To the housewives to free speech, the First Amendment to
Speaker 1: free speech, and to our guns, the Second Amendment to guns.
Speaker 5: These responses are making me feel like some song in Hamilton.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, yeah I do, I do want to hear
Speaker 1: it Manuel Miranda's to guns.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, there we are.
Speaker 1: To the heroes who answer. Yeah, to the heroes who
Speaker 1: answered their country's call and ultimately laid down their lives
Speaker 1: so we may maintain our great society, to the veterans
Speaker 1: and are honor dead, and everybody repeats that. And finally
Speaker 1: to the parisides, both on the streets and in the
Speaker 1: White House, who want to attack us and take what
Speaker 1: we earn, To the trespassers who want to sabotage our culture,
Speaker 1: our family, and our way of life. You want a war,
Speaker 1: well you've got one. To all of our enemies, both
Speaker 1: high and low, everyone says, bring it on, just.
Speaker 2: Very well written.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for as cucked as you people are by the
Speaker 1: folks that you hold water for. And it's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's like like you finally got your little, your little war,
Speaker 1: and then you all turned on each other immediately afterwards
Speaker 1: because it turns out that, yeah, war involves a degree
Speaker 1: of personal risk which none of you were actually willing
Speaker 1: to suffer, which is why you all rolled on each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, oh, my god, brothers, before we close this meeting,
Speaker 1: are there any matters we need to settle before a
Speaker 1: Sharia court?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just say to me, Yeah, I think I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's a sharia law joke. I guess not a
Speaker 1: good one if you feel right, like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like because this isn't you don't have your own
Speaker 1: set of laws that you've you've listed out here in
Speaker 1: any way like it's it's a weird statement. It's just
Speaker 1: a bad joke. It's it's it's classic Republican humor.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Did they start it with oh my god? Or
Speaker 4: is that you uh reacting to?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 3: Was? That?
Speaker 1: Was? That was me reacting?
Speaker 2: Good question, good question.
Speaker 3: Do you feel like I want like peppered in like
Speaker 3: every other sentence for them to go, wow, here's the
Speaker 3: next thing, Oh my gracious my.
Speaker 1: Exactly. So anyway after that, yeah, they ask if you've
Speaker 1: been wronged by a brother or someone who's been banished
Speaker 1: but unfairly, let it be heard now before me, and
Speaker 1: we will settle it like men. And then you have
Speaker 1: to present your grievance and then there's a defense. If
Speaker 1: the defendant isn't present, he has to just submit a
Speaker 1: defense in advance, or they just don't hear the case,
Speaker 1: which is interesting. I guess they don't try people in
Speaker 1: absentia in the Proud Boys to reaccord. That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the matter is now settled. We remain as brothers first
Speaker 1: degrees who wish to get their second degrees, raise their hands.
Speaker 1: We will be performing second degrees throughout the night. I
Speaker 1: now declared this meeting adjourned, raise your glass, Hooru proud
Speaker 1: of your boy. God. This is so cringey. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's their like little slogan that they took from
Speaker 1: another group of people, like it's this is a huu
Speaker 1: is like a thing that exists. It's Swahili noun for freedom.
Speaker 1: I think they are stealing it because of the Hooru movement,
Speaker 1: which was like a socialist African international movement in the seventies.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's it's it's just them, yeah, being you know,
Speaker 1: stealing like it, and yeah yeah normal proud boys stuff. Yeah, freedom,
Speaker 1: proud of your boy.
Speaker 4: I think it's very funny.
Speaker 1: They Oh, Cody, you're not ready for what's coming.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean, oh yeah for listeners, which I'm
Speaker 3: sure you know this, but yeah, the Proud Boy's name
Speaker 3: came from Aladdin, Yes, the original original songs.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to tell you this. So what we've
Speaker 1: read before is all that. The next thing that this
Speaker 1: lets us know is that what we've already read it,
Speaker 1: that's all that's required of a proud boy's meeting. And
Speaker 1: then the next thing that they usually like to do
Speaker 1: is play a song Station two. And then so the
Speaker 1: next part of this is the entire lyrics to the
Speaker 1: song Proud of Your Boy.
Speaker 2: Come on, they all.
Speaker 1: I think they sing it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah.
Speaker 1: Let's see, I mean yeah, because there's like, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: stuff in here about how you're supposed to like, if
Speaker 1: you're going to a bar, you should try to find
Speaker 1: a bar that has Proud of Your Boy on the jukebox,
Speaker 1: which I don't know if that actually is a thing,
Speaker 1: because this is a song that was not in.
Speaker 4: The side of the movie.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know who.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm surprised that it's available to me to view
Speaker 3: like a version of it on like YouTube, like you, I'm.
Speaker 1: Sure it was started as like a DVD special features exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why would that, Why would any Yeah Disney musical
Speaker 5: be on a jukebox?
Speaker 1: I'm sure there. Well, that seems like maybe most of
Speaker 1: those most of them are now have like internet connections
Speaker 1: and ship oh there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But also most of them don't have very much music,
Speaker 5: at least the ones.
Speaker 3: Right, but like a jukebox, jukebox, I doubt they'll have
Speaker 3: and if they do, it's not going to have like a.
Speaker 4: Cut song from Aladdin.
Speaker 1: No, it'll be like almost certain right, Yeah, it'll be
Speaker 1: the best of Disney musicals, which Proud of your Boy
Speaker 1: is not not gonna be on them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think mythologies to Alan Murkin, but men. Sorry.
Speaker 1: My favorite musical based bit of comedy yeahubic wig. Yeah,
Speaker 1: have you guys ever did you guys ever hear that
Speaker 1: or read that Vice article where that guy just went
Speaker 1: to his local bar and played the voicer back in
Speaker 1: town over and over again for who he wasn't kicked
Speaker 1: him out. It's one of my favorite of internet comedy.
Speaker 3: The mulaney stand up bit about uh, he did the
Speaker 3: same thing for uh, What's new pussy Cats? Like it
Speaker 3: was just this slow process and he just tells the
Speaker 3: story of like watching this one.
Speaker 4: Dad at a table getting angrier and anger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's always good. So it does say right
Speaker 1: underneath the lyrics to the song, it says it is
Speaker 1: healthy to sing our anthem at least once a night,
Speaker 1: but this isn't always possible. Ideally we seek out venues
Speaker 1: that have a jukebox with this song available, So there
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 2: It is sing this at least once a night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good for yah it is.
Speaker 1: It is funny that in this song the person is
Speaker 1: singing it says that they're a late bloomer, which isn't
Speaker 1: an inaccurate way to look at all of the Proud Boys.
Speaker 1: If late maybe never still needs to Yeah, yeah, they
Speaker 1: have some blooming yet to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, stunted maybe is another word out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cody, if if if it had me, my drothers together,
Speaker 1: we would force you to get out your mandolin and
Speaker 1: play proud of your boy. But I just don't think
Speaker 1: anyone deserves that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, like, hey, I've never heard this
Speaker 3: song once. Yeah, I could guess it on the pot?
Speaker 3: Do we do on the podcast?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Uh, we're all play a song ever heard? Yeah, but
Speaker 3: I don't want to subject this uh people to this.
Speaker 1: No, No, you know what I think is a better idea, Cody,
Speaker 1: get out your mandolin, play this song. We'll go to
Speaker 1: ads so that only we hear it and none of
Speaker 1: the fans ever get to hear it.
Speaker 4: Mmmmm see if I can find out.
Speaker 1: I think that's a good plan. All right, motherfuckers, enjoy
Speaker 1: these ads. We're gonna listen to Tody Yeah, oh and
Speaker 1: We're bad Cody so fast. That was the best live
Speaker 1: music I think I've ever heard. Thank you and the
Speaker 1: way that you just extempt for thirty five straight minutes,
Speaker 1: it was really impressive. You added a lot to it.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: I felt it was honestly beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah we create Oh yeah, yeah no, if only we'd
Speaker 1: been recording.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bumped the recorder right well started and it
Speaker 3: was like, you know, something took me over, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were channeling exactly.
Speaker 2: The spirit is healthy to sing every day.
Speaker 4: I'm going to start doing it.
Speaker 1: I think we're all proud boys now, mm hmm. Okay,
Speaker 1: So now the next bit of this this packet is
Speaker 1: how to perform the three degrees.
Speaker 4: So all of the lyrics too proud of your Boy?
Speaker 1: Yes, this all of the lyrics to the cut Disney
Speaker 1: song proud of Your Boy. So here's how to perform
Speaker 1: the you know, the different degrees of membership first degree.
Speaker 1: All that's required here is that the proud boy publicly
Speaker 1: declares the following, I am a Western chauviness who refuses
Speaker 1: to apologize for creating the modern world. Public is open
Speaker 1: to interpretation. We don't allow anonymous contributions to the Proud Boys,
Speaker 1: because that isn't proud. We also don't accept trans men
Speaker 1: because they aren't boys. It is up to that chapter's
Speaker 1: discretion to determine how the public the first degree declaration.
Speaker 1: How public the first degree declaration is. At the very least,
Speaker 1: it must be said on video and submitted to the chapter.
Speaker 1: The very most is said in every possible public platform available.
Speaker 1: Second degree five Okay, oh no, oh, what's that, Cody?
Speaker 1: What you got?
Speaker 4: I just this is the whole everything. So it's just
Speaker 4: it's so silly.
Speaker 3: It's a phrase like I'm a Western showers who refuses
Speaker 3: to like you didn't do anything. Yeah, Like you're not
Speaker 3: even saying like I'm a we wasn't shown's and I'm
Speaker 3: proud of my heritage and my ancestors. You did act
Speaker 3: and why like there's so many things unpacked there they
Speaker 3: but like even the things we.
Speaker 1: Just had another one of these guys in Portland get
Speaker 1: arrested for being a child molester, Like you did not
Speaker 1: create the modern world. Your pieces a ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're fucking you're you're pissing on the modern world
Speaker 3: and being a monster.
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, anyway, second degree, five serials. The counter,
Speaker 1: a brother not involved in this life, who counts each serial, well,
Speaker 1: who counts each serials, that's how it's written. After determining
Speaker 1: its validity, leads this ritual. Before the punching starts, the
Speaker 1: prospect ester repeat his first degree. Oh I am a
Speaker 1: Western chowvinist who refuses to apologies for creating the modern world.
Speaker 1: Then the counter says, you will now list five breakfast cereals. Well,
Speaker 1: the prospect recites the serials. Five proud boys must pound
Speaker 1: him shots to the head and blow the belt or discouraged,
Speaker 1: but not against the rules. The proud boy receiving his
Speaker 1: licks is not meant to fight back, although doing so
Speaker 1: does not negate his second greed degree. After the it's
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I guess do whatever. Yeah, after the beating.
Speaker 4: Don't fight back, but like you can fight.
Speaker 2: Back, also you can. It's fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so goodeah.
Speaker 1: After the beating, the brother gets a hug from the
Speaker 1: counter as he says welcome aboard, and everyone says proud
Speaker 1: of your boy. Several times, just several, however, many more
Speaker 1: than once. You get more than two, yeah, not a
Speaker 1: couple it's several.
Speaker 3: So like you, yeah, you know more more than a couple,
Speaker 3: less than a you something like that.
Speaker 1: Proud Boys and secluded areas have tried to have friends
Speaker 1: give them their second degree and submit it to a
Speaker 1: chapter for verification. This doesn't work. Those in remote areas
Speaker 1: have to create their own chapter and make sure the
Speaker 1: five men punching them are at least first degree. Proud Boys.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that there's some sad person
Speaker 1: out there who like asks whoever he technically calls a
Speaker 1: friend to be like, will you come over and punch
Speaker 1: me in brook? I want to get into this club.
Speaker 4: I need to.
Speaker 3: I've been practicing my I've been practicing my cereals, and
Speaker 3: I need you to come hit me.
Speaker 2: It's that is why the cereals.
Speaker 1: It's it's funny, it's dumb, like in some way. This
Speaker 1: is obviously we are in the process. I don't know
Speaker 1: when this will come out as opposed to those episodes,
Speaker 1: but as we record this, I'm in the process of
Speaker 1: putting together a massive series on like the the actual
Speaker 1: historical Illuminati and different secret societies, and like all secret societies,
Speaker 1: due to some extent, are based in like nonsense, like
Speaker 1: it's an important aspect of them as like weird nonsense.
Speaker 1: That is, it kind of takes everyone out of the
Speaker 1: regular world and puts them into a different, ideally heightened reality.
Speaker 1: So in some ways this is in line with that,
Speaker 1: but it's also like, you know, good secret societies would
Speaker 1: like pretend to do magical rituals and stuff. This is
Speaker 1: much sillier. So I don't know, I don't know the
Speaker 1: degree which this silly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, instead of like silly and like trying to be
Speaker 3: creepy or something like, which maybe is the point they want.
Speaker 3: They They're like, some of it is tongue in cheek obviously,
Speaker 3: but it is also very silly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's a it's good stuff. It's it's fun.
Speaker 1: So the next role like this is this is good
Speaker 1: that everyone's going to enjoy this, no wanks. Oh, a
Speaker 1: proud boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once
Speaker 1: every thirty days. That means he must abstain from pornography
Speaker 1: during that time, and if he needs to ejaculate, it
Speaker 1: must be within one yard of a woman with her consent.
Speaker 1: Thank god for that last. Oh, are.
Speaker 4: The honest good for them?
Speaker 1: Yeah? At least that's at least that's in there low bar.
Speaker 4: But they they gingerly stepped over that bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they knocked their foot against that bar as they
Speaker 1: stepped over, and they a little bit, but they didn't
Speaker 1: quite fall down. Yeah, wouldn't get a few penalty points.
Speaker 1: But passing the woman may not be a prostitute.
Speaker 3: So wait, but also like the you can, I mean,
Speaker 3: you can look at porn without ejaculating.
Speaker 1: Uh yes, what is no?
Speaker 4: What is no porn? R?
Speaker 1: I think I think it it. I think maybe they're
Speaker 1: just acknowledging that none of them can avoid coming if
Speaker 1: they look at porn.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, no one follows this rule.
Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm I'm yeah, I'm sure they they all
Speaker 1: break it. But that's what meant for. Yeah, no prostitutes.
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of them break that role too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're gonna have no kids in there.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, yes, considering all right, so let me
Speaker 1: uh let me, let me finish reading this. So after
Speaker 1: this woman may not be a prostitute. This is our religion,
Speaker 1: and our pope is the religion's founder, Dante Nero. Men
Speaker 1: who are away from their wives for extended periods of
Speaker 1: time have have requested video conferencing as a way around
Speaker 1: the one yard rule. This is not allowed. Dante Neiro
Speaker 1: is like a comedian and mm a guy. I guess
Speaker 1: he was on Chappelle Show and Opie and Anthony a lot. Yeah, again,
Speaker 1: some of this is them. Oh, and he's a self
Speaker 1: help guru. Now, actually, let's go over to Dante Nero's website.
Speaker 1: Some of this is them fucking around. I'm sure a
Speaker 1: lot of this is them fucking around. And also at
Speaker 1: the same time, they come to take it very seriously
Speaker 1: because they're inherently ridiculous. People such are such are the
Speaker 1: confusing vagaries of right wing weirdos. So the third degree,
Speaker 1: you need the words proud boy tattooed anywhere on your body,
Speaker 1: and you must preserve the tenets of your first and
Speaker 1: second degree. There are no rules on how the words
Speaker 1: must look, though the enormous to pursue the traditional tattoo
Speaker 1: font of your There you go, that's good. I mean,
Speaker 1: I do know. I remember the fucking guy who I
Speaker 1: had to stand off with in Portland had proud boy
Speaker 1: tattooed on his forearms very visibly, and all of the
Speaker 1: photos of him like macing people and shooting them with
Speaker 1: paintball guns, and the proud boys were like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: not a proud boy. It sounds like he did the
Speaker 1: only thing you need to do to be I'm sure
Speaker 1: somebody hit him while naming breakfast.
Speaker 5: Cereals, like, yeah, if you're trying to like distance yourself
Speaker 5: from somebody that gets in trouble, it's.
Speaker 2: Not good that they permanently inked it on their body.
Speaker 1: No, that's a maybe a sign that you have it,
Speaker 1: that you're in a gang.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it certainly makes it easier to prosecute people, but
Speaker 1: that's funny. Fourth degree. This degree is loosely defined as
Speaker 1: engaging in a major conflict for the cause. Being arrested
Speaker 1: is not encouraged, although those who are immediately become fourth
Speaker 1: degrees because the court has registered a major conflict. Serious
Speaker 1: physical fights also count, and it's up to each chapter
Speaker 1: to determine how serious the conflict must be to determine
Speaker 1: fourth This regulation is not retroactive, and it only counts
Speaker 1: events that occurred after a brother was declared a proud boy.
Speaker 1: So that's good. Yeah, I mean this is a lotting
Speaker 1: people knew you got to get into Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: to get into fights. I do like that. You get
Speaker 1: it automatically if you get arrested.
Speaker 5: So I think a lot of people were getting their
Speaker 5: fourth at January sixth.
Speaker 1: Congrats everybody, you did it.
Speaker 2: Fineah, you did it, guys, you really did it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I hope you're proud.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If somebody gets skipping degrees, someone gets a third degree
Speaker 1: that before their second degree, the third degree is placed
Speaker 1: in a form of stasis until the previous degrees can
Speaker 1: be completed. This also works with those who get a
Speaker 1: fourth degree before their third. If the previous degrees are
Speaker 1: never completed, the degree remains in stasis. Pour one out
Speaker 1: for all the proud boys whose degrees are tragically in stasis. Everybody.
Speaker 1: That's that's a real heartbreaker, sorry, folks. Mm hmm yeah, tragic.
Speaker 1: Station four are politics. We are not a political group.
Speaker 1: We're a fraternal brotherhood like the Elks Lodge or the Shriners.
Speaker 1: We are a multi racial group that is socially liberal
Speaker 1: and welcomes gay members. Again, our only non negotiable rule
Speaker 1: is that you are a Western chauvinist who refuses to
Speaker 1: apologize for creating the modern world. Oh and they clarify here.
Speaker 1: Much confusion revolves around the word chauvinist, as women tend
Speaker 1: to assume it means sexist. It means a person displaying
Speaker 1: aggressive or exaggerated patriotism. You admit your exaggerating things for effect.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Wait, they're defining a show being a chauvinism. Being chauvinistic
Speaker 2: is being.
Speaker 3: Patriotic, Yeah, like Western chauven So like, technically chauvinism is
Speaker 3: just sort of like thinking, you're like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's believing that, like a certain thing is superior
Speaker 1: to everybody else.
Speaker 3: Like the West is the best and so on.
Speaker 1: Exactly, like you could like Volvo's chauvinist, right.
Speaker 3: But generally people associate chauvinism with the sexist part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's just where the term gets used the most. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for obvious reasons. Yeah, not to take it back exactly.
Speaker 1: Almost all our members are pro Trump, but there are exceptions,
Speaker 1: are Pope being one of them. So I guess Dante
Speaker 1: Airo doesn't like not a Trump guy, not a Trump guy.
Speaker 1: That's good for him. Diversity of thought, Oh wow, place
Speaker 1: of ideas. Dante Nero's web page finally loaded the Proud
Speaker 1: Boy Pope and it's advertised saying Man School two oh two.
Speaker 1: So that's good. I got to read this to you
Speaker 1: from Dante Niro's Man School site. In two thousand and six,
Speaker 1: I received a call from my friend in comedy mentor
Speaker 1: Patresa O'Neil to team up on a radio show. My
Speaker 1: eleven year experience is a male stripper gave me a
Speaker 1: perspective on male female social dynamics seldom experienced. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: that's good, that's fun. This website did yeah, long time
Speaker 1: to load. It took it took so fucking long to load.
Speaker 1: I do apologize. I'm sure Dante Nero's Man School is great,
Speaker 1: very excited Man School two two o two. I'm sure
Speaker 1: he's really ironed out a lot of the problem exactly.
Speaker 1: We disavow Nazis and don't want them at our meetups.
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of Nazis at y'all's meetups. We
Speaker 1: disavow racists and don't want them at our meetups. We
Speaker 1: allow weak beta male versions to join because our fraternity
Speaker 1: is about helping them improve their lives, and that includes
Speaker 1: all men. If, however, a proud boy refuses to step
Speaker 1: up to the plate, if you doesn't heed our advice
Speaker 1: and try it. If he doesn't assimilate and engage with
Speaker 1: the group, you'll be asked to leave. Our founder Gavin
Speaker 1: McGinnis Peace be upon Him also often cites his ten
Speaker 1: Ways to Save Americal list as a compendium of proud
Speaker 1: Western beliefs. So, I guess take a look at that.
Speaker 4: Not going to do that?
Speaker 1: Are you sure, Cody? Are you sure you're not going
Speaker 1: to do that? Oh it's okay, Well check it out.
Speaker 1: You're never going to save America that way?
Speaker 4: Well I want to, so fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah you want to, Like that's what you were trying
Speaker 1: to do with the Bay of Pigs.
Speaker 4: I think I succeeded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I found The Blaze. Coverage of this outspoken
Speaker 1: comedians radical plan to save America in ten easy steps
Speaker 1: will likely rile up left and right. God, oh, I
Speaker 1: think they're gonna get it. Yeah, they're going to get
Speaker 1: into this in the Uh that's that's such a funny
Speaker 1: title from The Blaze. Currently being sued for sexual harassment
Speaker 1: because one of their chief hosts, Eliza Elijah Shaeffer, was
Speaker 1: a sex past who they had to fire. Oh really yeah, no,
Speaker 1: oh yes, they can't. His asked because he was a
Speaker 1: piece of shit. He was too big a piece of
Speaker 1: shit for the Blaze. Yeah, yeah, fucking hate that guy.
Speaker 1: All right, So these are the ten ways to save America.
Speaker 1: I think you're going to be surprised by some of
Speaker 1: these guys. Number one, Abolish prison. There are too many
Speaker 1: men in prison right now, and we need to fix
Speaker 1: this mass incarceration problem. This obviously doesn't mean bust open
Speaker 1: the gates right now. It means we need to start
Speaker 1: going in the opposite direction and recognizing the people we
Speaker 1: put are putting in cages or human beings. The following
Speaker 1: points lend themselves back to this one, but I don't
Speaker 1: know that that's a solid start, right Number two.
Speaker 2: Of the women in prison, though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, also like it. I mean they said like it
Speaker 3: was going to rile up the right and the left, and.
Speaker 1: So there you go.
Speaker 2: Far but far we're good.
Speaker 1: Number two. Give everyone a gun. Not for free, obviously,
Speaker 1: but gun laws are too strict, and about eighty percent
Speaker 1: of the country and ninety percent of the Western world
Speaker 1: right now, it's mostly bad guys who have guns. Good
Speaker 1: guys need them too. This will help prevent crime. Look, guys,
Speaker 1: there are there, there are there are children. There are
Speaker 1: half a billion guns in the United States. If that
Speaker 1: is not enough of them to get into the hands
Speaker 1: of good guys, then that is not part of the problem.
Speaker 2: The more isn't going to solve it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like there are whatever you will think about gun control,
Speaker 1: the examples of the United States should show you more
Speaker 1: guns is not a thing that's going to change anything,
Speaker 1: right there. There are so many guns in this country.
Speaker 2: You can get a gun if you want. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: would like to see their research on the data.
Speaker 1: Point number three guns.
Speaker 3: Right, it's like give people guns, we'll actually sell them
Speaker 3: to people you can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're doing that now, Yeah, they're doing that in
Speaker 1: every state.
Speaker 3: They's like trying to get a gun but can't.
Speaker 5: You can get more guns than you can get abortions.
Speaker 5: I mean you know, sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The people who are trying to buy guns and
Speaker 1: can't are convicted felons, many of whom are proud boys,
Speaker 1: which I guess that that is what they're doing, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of them do have criminal records,
Speaker 1: like and did prior to joining number three.
Speaker 4: Well, then those don't count, right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah they shouldn't because yeah, yeah, here's another good one.
Speaker 1: Legalized drugs. So that's good. Well, that's odd.
Speaker 4: That's where taken innervice.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, they do phrase this oddly. Take away the
Speaker 1: profits from drugs and you take away gangs, and soon
Speaker 1: prisons are losing their best customers.
Speaker 2: That's a I mean, I think that needs an edit pass.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's interesting. It's an odd way to phrase it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like circling a real point there.
Speaker 1: They're circling a real point, which is that like the
Speaker 1: state is paying the private prison industry to keep people incarcerated.
Speaker 1: And also the increasing financialization of stuff like the ability
Speaker 1: of inmates to make phone calls is part of how
Speaker 1: that industry makes its money, and that's deeply predatory. That's
Speaker 1: a weird way to say that, but okay, I'll give
Speaker 1: it to you. I'll give that to you, proud boys.
Speaker 1: Number four, end welfare right now. We have incentivized single mothers.
Speaker 1: This is shattered families, especially for poor families. Stop rewarding
Speaker 1: single mothers for leaving their husbands, and we get the
Speaker 1: family back with fathers comes disciplined and employment with jobs
Speaker 1: comes less crime. Oh boy, Yeah, single moms are leaving
Speaker 1: their husbands because welfare is just so good.
Speaker 5: This this is all over the place, man, really is.
Speaker 1: Oh what a wild statement.
Speaker 4: What are these opinions? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean a lot of these guys, A lot
Speaker 1: of these guys had their wife's lead them, leave them
Speaker 1: because they're pieces of shit, probably who got arrested and
Speaker 1: sent to prison for committing some eating them sort of
Speaker 1: fucked up crime. Yeah, hitting them, selling fucking fentanyl like whatever.
Speaker 1: They're all who knows what what's going on. It's very
Speaker 1: funny that they're specifically like, the problem is too many
Speaker 1: women leaving their men. Well, maybe you guys are pieces
Speaker 1: of ship.
Speaker 4: Maybe you fucking suck.
Speaker 1: Yes, dig a little deeper on that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, didn't they say like a minute ago that they're
Speaker 3: not a political organization. Yes, but they're like, we gotta
Speaker 3: end welfare, we gotta do that, Like this is just
Speaker 3: a political political.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, they're very I mean obviously they're a political
Speaker 1: street gang. But you know who else is a political
Speaker 1: street gang?
Speaker 3: Uh fucking uh blue box, blue.
Speaker 1: Apron, Yeah you as Yeah, mhm. They they have they
Speaker 1: have a they have a gang, and I support that gang.
Speaker 3: They're gonna make you your food in little prepped boxes
Speaker 3: and you're gonna like it.
Speaker 1: M h.
Speaker 4: It's good.
Speaker 1: Ah. We back having a good time, having a good time.
Speaker 1: Number five. Close the borders. We have strayed. We have
Speaker 1: strayed FROW. I think they meant to write from. We
Speaker 1: have strayed frow a merit based immigration policy and have
Speaker 1: replaced it with open borders. We need to build a
Speaker 1: wall and encourage assimilation. No more Spanish schools or Chinese schools.
Speaker 1: Everyone speaks English and patriots isn't disencouraged. Great gat good guys, good,
Speaker 1: good for you. Outlaws censorship. We had a band Chinese also,
Speaker 1: no more censorship, censorship incredibly funny. Oh my god. The
Speaker 1: West has thrived with the checks and balances open discussion provides.
Speaker 1: Without it, fascism thrives. We need to fight for free speech,
Speaker 1: just against the government, but against the people who want
Speaker 1: to shut it down. We are now policing ourselves worse
Speaker 1: than Big brother that needs to stop. Free speech includes
Speaker 1: all speech, good and bad, and a huge part of
Speaker 1: this brotherhood is making sure nobody is prevented from speaking.
Speaker 1: This is obviously our most important cause. Then why is
Speaker 1: it number five six? Cody six six, Sorry right above
Speaker 1: number seven. I've been already.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: We police each other worse than Big brother.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think that's a cancel culture reference, Cody.
Speaker 3: I think claiming that cancel culture is worse than Big Brother.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, because they're fine with Big Brother as long
Speaker 1: as Big Brother forces people makes it legal to speak Spanish.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, Well, what they don't like is cancel culture, saying, hey,
Speaker 1: that's that's kind of fucked up. Yeah, maybe you know.
Speaker 2: Cancel culture has absolutely led to.
Speaker 5: Lots of proud boy girls leaving their proud.
Speaker 1: Boy Yeah, it's cancel culture. When you can't hold down
Speaker 1: a job and then you hit your wife and she leaves.
Speaker 5: You gotta blame something other than yourself. Otherwise what do
Speaker 5: we do? And hear boys?
Speaker 3: So I guess we blame women, right, mm hmm, because
Speaker 3: we're proud boys, we shame the women.
Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 3: It's good stuffs, the most important one. So I'm glad
Speaker 3: we got to it finally.
Speaker 1: Yes, number seven, now venerate the housewife. Proud boys are
Speaker 1: encouraged to put a ring on it and knock her up.
Speaker 1: We need to make more proud boys. The younger encouraged
Speaker 1: to sow their wild oats. But as we get older,
Speaker 1: committing to a family becomes more and more important. With
Speaker 1: the family comes a deep respect for the housewife. We
Speaker 1: push back ag against the feminist notion that shaping human
Speaker 1: lives is somehow selling out. We see housewives assentient beings
Speaker 1: who have an incredible gift.
Speaker 2: So there you go, God babies, m M yeah.
Speaker 1: Proud, proud babies. Glorify the entrepreneur. Western liberalism scoffs at
Speaker 1: the rich and those who put it all on the
Speaker 1: line to improve our lives. We recognize the incredible sacrifice
Speaker 1: this takes, and we are in awe of all the
Speaker 1: great entrepreneurs throughout history who got us here. Proud of
Speaker 1: your entrepreneurs?
Speaker 4: Why don't they name any of them?
Speaker 1: I yeah, tell me a great question. Great question. Nine.
Speaker 1: Recognize the West is the best. This is just a
Speaker 1: hate fact. America was not stolen from the Indians and
Speaker 1: it was not built on slavery. A hate fact. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Europe and Britain were not built on colonization. We fought
Speaker 1: hard to be number one and we won. All other
Speaker 1: cultures are not really different.
Speaker 4: The kind of thing is that to say sorry, like, we.
Speaker 2: Didn't colonize. We fought hard and one.
Speaker 4: We thought take over, conquered.
Speaker 2: That ship like and then made it a colony.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, and then in the middle of your sentence,
Speaker 4: I just couldn't. I couldn't. You couldn't contain it, I
Speaker 4: couldn't stop continue. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh, it's good.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: All other cultures are not merely different than us. They
Speaker 1: are worse. That's how that ends.
Speaker 3: Oh, so we didn't colonize or conquer anything. We merely
Speaker 3: fought and won against the losers who suck whose cultures.
Speaker 1: Who are every other culture in history?
Speaker 5: Again, I'd like to just check their sources and their
Speaker 5: data on where they're getting this information.
Speaker 2: Not really, Yeah, yeah, no, not not really.
Speaker 1: So next is shut down the government. We have no
Speaker 1: respect for the institutions that rob us of our hard
Speaker 1: earned wages. We don't expect another man to handle us
Speaker 1: our freedom and determine our destiny. We may not be anarchists,
Speaker 1: but we always want the government brought down to the
Speaker 1: absolute minimum. And it also needs to ban Chinese schools.
Speaker 3: Like you want to ban the government, but you also
Speaker 3: like want to make sure everyone has a gun and
Speaker 3: ban like other languages and to all these things.
Speaker 1: How are we going to do that?
Speaker 4: Hey, you gonna do it.
Speaker 1: There's a I forget which because it's some right winger.
Speaker 1: There's a conservative quote that I actually like the quote.
Speaker 1: They just don't actually they never mean it. But it's
Speaker 1: a I want a government small enough to drown in
Speaker 1: my bathtub, which is a thing that I want legitimately
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways, but is not a thing
Speaker 1: any conservative actually advocates for because they have increased and
Speaker 1: expanded the security state every chance they've gotten. They're lying
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 3: They're lyingment ban the government, but also like cops to
Speaker 3: like rough enemies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want a government, you can drown in
Speaker 1: your bathtub. The cops can't have tanks. That's that's a
Speaker 1: basic classic part of it.
Speaker 2: These are at each other.
Speaker 5: Yeah it be boys, what'll it be?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So station five the end. This should serve as
Speaker 1: a general guide for starting your own chapter. There's been
Speaker 1: a lot of talk about whether a Muslim should be
Speaker 1: allowed in The Elders have not settled this, nor will
Speaker 1: they talk about an antiquated ban on abbos. I think
Speaker 1: they're talking about aboriginals. They yeah, yeah, that's the leaders
Speaker 1: of the Proud Boys. As what could they What else
Speaker 1: would that mean? I'm gonna check that. Is that like
Speaker 1: a slur.
Speaker 4: I think it's aboriginally. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my guess is it's a slur for Aboriginal people.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: Yes, the Racial Slur Database has come through.
Speaker 4: To get it.
Speaker 2: They will them all races.
Speaker 1: They sure did. Wow, there's some fascinating ones on here.
Speaker 1: Although the Racial Slurred Database listed as ABO, whereas the
Speaker 1: Proud Boys listed as ABBO. But there's numerous misspellings in this,
Speaker 1: so that doesn't really mean anything. Okay, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: that's what that is. There are other general guidelines that
Speaker 1: don't matter. We hate flip flops and cargo shorts. Fedoras
Speaker 1: are banned. We like to stick to classics like Levi's,
Speaker 1: Chuck Taylor, Van Earra's, Clark's Desert Boots, j Crue, Wingtips, Pendleton, Woolrich, Pilson,
Speaker 1: and Ray Bands. We classics. We encourage Proud Boys to
Speaker 1: be well dressed in colored shirts, especially when talking to
Speaker 1: the media. The uniform, which is not mandatory but highly
Speaker 1: encouraged for rallies, is a black Fred Perry polo with
Speaker 1: gold piping. A goal for the club is for people
Speaker 1: who try to shut down free speech to see a
Speaker 1: deep sense of fear when they see the black and
Speaker 1: gold appear at a rally. It signifies a group of
Speaker 1: men who are prepared to fight back. A recommended shoe
Speaker 1: is the black red Wing classic moccas and toe boot bootleg.
Speaker 1: Proud Boys t shirts are all over the internet and
Speaker 1: there is no official one as of yet. We encourage
Speaker 1: the free market in enjoy seeing Proud Bois benefit from
Speaker 1: their own club. Each individual chapters have full autonomy. We
Speaker 1: fully believe in chapter writs and have no mandatory terms
Speaker 1: outside of the West is the Best. This is not
Speaker 1: a Gavin McGinnis fan club. Although the movement was created
Speaker 1: via the Gavin McGinnis show, many members haven't even seen
Speaker 1: the show. This is about taking our civilization back. This
Speaker 1: is about rebuilding the patriarchy. There are dozens of chapters
Speaker 1: and they are all over the world. We have a
Speaker 1: Proud Boy in the White House Lucian Wintrich not anymore.
Speaker 1: And yeah, we have a Proud Boys making international headlines
Speaker 1: as they destroy the left. Mike Cernovich, Charles C. Johnson
Speaker 1: again not political, though household names. There are charity events,
Speaker 1: fundraising mac rallies for free speech and legions of Proud
Speaker 1: Boys girls and even a comedy tour not anymore. We
Speaker 1: are creating documentary shows, podcasts and changing the course of history.
Speaker 1: It's incredible to be It's an incredible time to be
Speaker 1: proud of who you are. We tried shame and apologies.
Speaker 1: It didn't work. It's more than just a time to
Speaker 1: say no, it's time to fight, which they did on
Speaker 1: j six and it didn't didn't go well for them, And.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they didn't get to hang out.
Speaker 1: So that's all very funny.
Speaker 4: That's extremely funny.
Speaker 3: I do like the they slipped in that they prefer
Speaker 3: moccasin toad boots.
Speaker 4: But also it's like, I mean, it's a boot that
Speaker 4: it draws from like moccasins.
Speaker 2: Oh right right, But also you should finish your sentence.
Speaker 3: Oh just that like it's you know, they're like this
Speaker 3: big like Western civilization. We invented it, were the best,
Speaker 3: We did everything.
Speaker 4: Well, why are you using that the cultures? Oh for
Speaker 4: your boots, why do you prefer moccasins?
Speaker 2: Taken?
Speaker 4: A few things taken, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Let's talk a little bit about what happened after all
Speaker 1: of these Proud Boys get arrested. So January sixth, they're
Speaker 1: very happy. There's another manual they have, Yeah, what to do. No,
Speaker 1: they had not, so they had not really prepared properly
Speaker 1: for this. And it's it's very funny because like in
Speaker 1: the wake of everything falling apart for them, there was
Speaker 1: a like a signal voice chat thing that they had
Speaker 1: that again got recorded or sorry it was through telegrams,
Speaker 1: so they had like a big This was in like February,
Speaker 1: I think, first after it became clear that the Feds
Speaker 1: were coming for everybody who was at j sixth, where
Speaker 1: they had this like big panicked meeting. And it's it's
Speaker 1: very funny, like because they they had all of these
Speaker 1: different like voice notes where they had talked about storming
Speaker 1: the capitol before and then after this everybody's panicking. All
Speaker 1: of the people who weren't at January sixth were like
Speaker 1: yelling at the people who were at January sixth and
Speaker 1: being like, you guys have fucked us. Didn't have any
Speaker 1: kind of op SEC and like now everyone's going to
Speaker 1: get arrested and we're screwed, Like and Antifa has better
Speaker 1: op SECT than we do. It's really funny. So yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good, very funny.
Speaker 4: I like taking so long to get to that conclusion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, obviously, look we're laughing. The Proud Boys are
Speaker 1: still a threat. They still are an organization that can
Speaker 1: do that, like, will continue to do damage. They've been
Speaker 1: behind a lot of these like school board meetings. You know,
Speaker 1: there's always Proud Boys at these protests that like drag
Speaker 1: shows and LGBT key events. Like, they're still dangerous and
Speaker 1: fucked up. But it is worth noting that for all
Speaker 1: of this like rhetoric they have about being this great
Speaker 1: fraternal organization of real men who understand masculine values, the
Speaker 1: instant the state crackdown, they all fucking rolled on each other.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's because they aren't proud men. They're proud boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they certainly weren't proud. When the FBI came to
Speaker 1: their doors. They became less proud uh and more boys.
Speaker 2: M Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, Well this was a fun little tree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody happy, Everybody feel good about proud. I'm proud
Speaker 1: of my boy Cody.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: The Bay of Pigs thing, Yeah, I am.
Speaker 4: Proud of that.
Speaker 1: Look, I don't support the Bay of Pigs, but I'm
Speaker 1: proud of Cody for getting out of his comfort zone.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's a lot for you, Cody. That's a really
Speaker 2: good deal.
Speaker 5: We all know that you don't like to go outside,
Speaker 5: you don't like to interact with people or exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, and I know I can just remember that for
Speaker 1: years before that, you would always say, you know, whenever
Speaker 1: we got to talking, you'd be like, I just I
Speaker 1: just don't think I'm ever going to attempt to overthrow
Speaker 1: a sovereign nation using CIA mercenaries. And I'm just proud
Speaker 1: of you for trying, Cody, you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: You know I've wasted time, I've wasted me, so say
Speaker 3: I'm slow for my age, late bloomer. Okay, I've been
Speaker 3: some son, some pride and some joy, but I'll go
Speaker 3: these lousing up, messing up, screwing up times.
Speaker 1: Yes, definitely, definitely not that. I can see why they
Speaker 1: left that one on the cutting room floor. Yeah, we don't,
Speaker 1: we don't. Maybe we don't need that one. And what
Speaker 1: was it? Moulan? Oh? Is it Aladdin? Okay? Okay, that no,
Speaker 1: that makes a little more sense. That makes.
Speaker 4: Some say a gold brick a goof off, no good,
Speaker 4: But that couldn't be all that I am.
Speaker 5: I just really like to think of them singing this
Speaker 5: at their meeting and like once, shoot, I didn't sing
Speaker 5: the song, yet today, I gotta do it before.
Speaker 2: It's like laying in this bed softly.
Speaker 5: Softly to yourself, thinking it to your kid as a
Speaker 5: lulla by help you get to sleep. The proud babies,
Speaker 5: by the way, proud babies, baby.
Speaker 2: It didn't quite land when I said it earlier.
Speaker 4: So exactly, you gotta be proud of your thank you.
Speaker 2: Said, I'm a little proud baby. Okay, speaking of things
Speaker 2: you're proud of. To you to have anything you'd like
Speaker 2: to plug.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't they call him instead of proud boys, girls
Speaker 3: call them proud babes.
Speaker 1: That's something right, but that does not that doesn't imply possession.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not proud boys. Like the way you read it,
Speaker 5: it's like with an apostrophe.
Speaker 1: The girls property of boys. Girl. Ye, yeah, exactly exactly, Sophie.
Speaker 5: To answer your question, Yeah, we've got shows YouTube channels
Speaker 5: called Some More News. Our podcast is called even More News.
Speaker 5: You can listen to them both in the same audio feed. Cody,
Speaker 5: you take it away with the rest of those are.
Speaker 4: All true things.
Speaker 3: You can also watch the yeah, like the YouTube channel.
Speaker 3: Like you said, we've got our own personal uh social
Speaker 3: media accounts. If you look up our names, We've got
Speaker 3: a Patreon dot com slash, some more news, and we
Speaker 3: got merch with Warmbow on it.
Speaker 4: Okay, this isn't I know, this is just like saying
Speaker 4: all the things.
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got a show, some more news, even more
Speaker 4: news to check them out. We love you. Hey, what's going.
Speaker 2: But that's what we got.
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's all that we have to until
Speaker 1: next week. This has been Behind the Bastards, a podcast
Speaker 1: that will continue on from now until the heat Death
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