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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaizer Podcast. Here's Nikky. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's the Nicky Glazer Podcast, Fresh

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Speaker 1: week of pod and for you. I'm joined in studio

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Speaker 1: in Saint Louis. I'm back home. My mom is here.

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Speaker 1: What's up, Julie. Hi, Nikky never called you that in

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Speaker 1: my life, so sorry about that. Let's start this. Let's

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Speaker 1: start it. Mom's getting old. Yeah, you're more than a

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Speaker 1: mom to you.

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Speaker 2: It sounds Jules. Just call me Julie mommy mommy would

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Speaker 2: be nice. I think I've ever heard that.

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Speaker 1: You never said it? I did? Oh mommy? Hut?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when did I drop it? Get let's get back

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Speaker 2: to keep back to mommy?

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Speaker 3: Like it?

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Speaker 1: Daddy? I will never did. I used to say daddy, daddy, Yes,

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Speaker 1: of course you did. I used daddy for Chris for

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Speaker 1: the dog, and he silently puts up with it. But

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Speaker 1: I can tell he really doesn't like it. We're like,

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Speaker 1: we find daddy, Well, that's weird. I like it. I

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Speaker 1: have a new joke about how you can't get mad

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Speaker 1: at me for calling my dog being like do you

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Speaker 1: love your mommy to my dog? Or being like I'm

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Speaker 1: your mommy, because if I say, I'm oh, I'm your owner.

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Speaker 1: Do you love your owner? I sound like Thomas Jefferson

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Speaker 1: talking to his slaves. No, it's like owner is a

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Speaker 1: weird thing to say. What else would I say in

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Speaker 1: that situation?

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Speaker 3: Master? Some people say mass see.

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Speaker 1: That's that's that is giving plantation as well.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, some people go up to their dogs and

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Speaker 4: say you're my slave.

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Speaker 1: Wait on, no one tells that too there about Wait?

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Speaker 1: Oh yes they did. I guess you're right. Well, dogs

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Speaker 1: are slaves they kind of away. Yeah, well they're not,

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Speaker 1: well they don't.

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Speaker 3: They work for food.

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Speaker 1: And he thought it was the other way around where

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Speaker 1: their slaves.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, we're the ones picking up their ship.

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Speaker 4: Thomas Jefferson picking his slave ship.

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Speaker 1: Well, we did say that to Ceraleina's dog. We called

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Speaker 1: her your little sex slave when she had a sex slave, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because she had a leather collar. And Taylor one time

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Speaker 1: just saw the leather collar and was like, what's a

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Speaker 1: little sex slave? And we were all like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: And then we all just jokingly were like, Noah was there.

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Speaker 1: We were on a girl's trip and we thought it

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Speaker 1: was so funny that this dog that Taylor just out

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Speaker 1: of nowhere was like, she's a little sex slave because

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Speaker 1: she had a leather black collar and it's like she.

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Speaker 5: Was a black, fluffy, small dog and she was so

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Speaker 5: cute Billy.

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Speaker 1: And we just started calling her sex slave and it

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Speaker 1: was a sexy makes on the podcast recently, Cerleina loved it,

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Speaker 1: but we kept being like, so then it just became

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Speaker 1: her name. We're like, so, how sex slave doing? Like

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Speaker 1: even when Billy the dog was dying, we were like,

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Speaker 1: is sex slave? Okay, Like it just became her name.

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Speaker 1: I love when nicknames that are so ridiculous take on.

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Speaker 1: You guys always do the extra. Yeah with our friends group. Wait,

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Speaker 1: there was one last night that I was we were

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Speaker 1: saying and we were like, how is that just what we? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh it was Octomom. We were talking last night. My

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Speaker 1: mom goes, she's like reading her phone. She goes, oh,

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Speaker 1: Octomom had another kid, and I go, that's well, that's

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Speaker 1: impossible because that's she's too. I was quickly rating she

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Speaker 1: had a grandchild, right, and then my mom goes, how

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Speaker 1: many kids did that octomom have? And we just waited

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Speaker 2: Do the math Sowly, you didn't wait that long.

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Speaker 1: I didn't, I go eight, mom, And then you were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm so dumb, and I go, you're not dumb, because Octomom.

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Speaker 1: You don't even think about the number eight. It was

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Speaker 1: just like what her name became. Yeah, and it's so

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Speaker 1: funny that we all that's such a funny name. And

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Speaker 1: then it was just like, that's just her name, and

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Speaker 1: no one even laughs anymore when you say octomom, it's

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Speaker 4: So if one of those kids dies, she's still Octomom,

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Speaker 4: and then it's like every time her name.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well she had yeah, eight, she had six. You

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Speaker 1: had four at home already. I think she had two more. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think she already had kids and then she got

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she had fifteen or fourteen kids. She had fourteen,

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Speaker 1: I'll wait for you to do this math. I think

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Speaker 1: it's exciting. I thought thrilling. I think people are on

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Speaker 1: the edge of their fucking scene. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: dress some things. If you're watching the show, I'm wearing sunglasses.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like not into my face anymore. I just

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Speaker 1: don't want to see my face. I'm not loving the

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Speaker 1: lighting in here. I'm not like I see the clips

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Speaker 1: and I'm just like you just look tired. I just

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Speaker 1: can't do it. And it's too early in the morning.

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Speaker 1: My face is not like done the right flushing that

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Speaker 1: it needs to do. I should be doing like you

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Speaker 1: know where you like press on your limphs and like

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Speaker 1: then drain your face with a face massage. If I

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Speaker 1: did that, I would be fine, but I'm not don't

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Speaker 1: know about that. I have too many things to do

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Speaker 1: facial massage. So I just been wearing sunglasses that I

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Speaker 1: got sent because I made a TikTok about how I

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Speaker 1: got Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift was wearing some sunglasses at

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Speaker 1: the US Open back. I bought them instantly. They're ninety

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Speaker 1: nine bucks. Anything affordable that she wears, I will buy

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Speaker 1: bottom within seconds. They arrived the next day, and then

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Speaker 1: I did a TikTok where I put them on and

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Speaker 1: I go, oh, actually, I don't like these. And it's

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Speaker 1: not like I was gonna say I don't hate them,

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Speaker 1: but it blew up, And then a company sent me sunglasses.

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Speaker 1: You know, Emily, my social media girl is like Quai

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Speaker 1: wants to send you sunglasses because of your TikTok. I'm like, okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: So I'm wearing those and I do like those. I

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Speaker 1: don't even care if you do, or I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 1: glad you do. Okay, I just I'm I'm I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You glasses look good or not on me? Do you

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Speaker 1: like them? I haven't even looked in the mirror yet.

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Speaker 1: I unbox them and just put them on.

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Speaker 2: Before the Niki. You look good in anything.

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Speaker 1: That's what I like. And that's why I chose these

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Speaker 1: they sent me to And these ones are more covered

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Speaker 1: up my face. I really was thinking about wearing some

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Speaker 1: sort of veil or something over my face to do

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Speaker 1: the podcast. Like I'm not going totally, but like maybe

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Speaker 1: a one with just maybe just the eyes that you know, like.

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Speaker 3: Ninja turtle mask.

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Speaker 1: She's thinking about, Oh, that's interesting, justin okay, I could

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Speaker 1: do like a Ninja mask. I just don't. I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying to appropriate anyone's culture or religion. Sometimes I could

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Speaker 1: get on board with wearing a veiled look. Like there's

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Speaker 1: that country singer. Have you ever seen him? He has

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Speaker 1: almost coming down. Yes, that's his name, and he covers

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Speaker 1: his face all the time because I think he does

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Speaker 1: the sea thing, which Sia the singer always sings to

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Speaker 1: the wall and she has a big wig on because

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Speaker 1: she doesn't want to be she when she became famous,

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Speaker 1: she didn't want to be seen in public and like recognized,

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Speaker 1: so no one really you can. You can know what

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Speaker 1: she looks like, but it's not like front and center.

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Speaker 1: It's Oliver Pack. That's right. What if I or or yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Well he was one of the guys that

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Speaker 1: reached out to Chapel Row and that's all I know.

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Speaker 1: But I could do the This would still be honoring

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Speaker 1: my contract. If I did the podcast, it still iHeart

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Speaker 1: could not sue me for not being on camera. I

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Speaker 1: don't think they would, right, this would still work. I

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Speaker 1: think I might try that some day.

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Speaker 3: You wear a daft punk helmet.

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Speaker 1: I should start getting creative with the cover because if

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Speaker 1: I can't have hair and makeup, I really am not

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Speaker 1: about it, and I'm all about like being yourself. But

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you I have hair and makeup and I

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Speaker 1: look amazing. I just don't want so much footage of

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Speaker 1: me out there looking. I'll beat up there is. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to be like a quick ticta. The ship has

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Speaker 1: sailed on that. I know it's already out there. Well

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Speaker 1: I think now I'm just I can't. I can't do

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Speaker 1: it anymore. And I'm also wearing a shirt that I got,

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Speaker 1: also for free, and this is not These are not plugs.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like telling you about my shirt. It says sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm on voice rest. I saw Hannah Berner wearing this

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're just split coffee. Oh man, we gotta see

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Speaker 1: that again. God, can we do that her? Oh you're

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Speaker 1: displaying coffee. Hell, it was a water breast. Oh, Julieik, Mommy,

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Speaker 1: it's a black sweater. It's from the downstairs. This lid

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Speaker 1: does not fit for suing my apartment building. It is there.

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Speaker 1: So this shirt, I saw Hannah Burner wearing it and

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Speaker 1: I DMed her and I was like, where did you

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Speaker 1: get that shirt that says sorry, I'm one voice? Yes totally,

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Speaker 1: And she said it's our merch for Giggly Squad. She goes,

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Speaker 1: what size are you? And I go, whatever size you are.

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Speaker 1: I like the way things fit on you. So she

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Speaker 1: sent me this shirt and a sweatshirt. It is awesome

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Speaker 1: because no one talks to you when you're wearing this.

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Speaker 1: How often do you wear have you won? I just

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Speaker 1: were today and in my elevator it was like, mum's

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Speaker 1: the word, and not that. I don't want to talk

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Speaker 1: to people in the elevator. I've been clear about this.

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Speaker 1: Casual hello is fine, but I didn't even get that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it is really an antisocial shirt. And it's true.

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Speaker 3: We're also wearing masks.

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Speaker 1: I oh god, I love I love the shirt and

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Speaker 1: I might never ever wear anything else except these shirts.

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Speaker 1: Just wear that. In ubers, you hate talking to but

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Speaker 1: anger drivers can't read backwards. They can't read. It's just

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Speaker 1: very confusing. No no, Uber drivers. No, you can click

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Speaker 1: I get Uber blacks and you can say conversation. No,

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Speaker 1: no conversation, And then sometimes they go, well you click

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Speaker 1: no conversations not then the doctor you and I go oh,

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Speaker 1: well that's the okay. No. One doesn't punish me now

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Speaker 1: with not no. They do sometimes snarkily say that, and

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Speaker 1: then I go, no, I'm sorry, it's just clicked from

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Speaker 1: the last time someone else had my app.

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Speaker 3: I just like, lie, no, not you. I'd love to

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Speaker 3: talk to you about it. You seem great Sun's graduation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you seem not you know, passive aggressive at all.

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Speaker 1: You you seem to like to have a lot to

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Speaker 1: say about bitcoin.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of different languages, I was at a hotel, uh

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Speaker 4: and I had a delivery. You know, you can deliver

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Speaker 4: to the lobby. Obviously I've met with this guy and

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Speaker 4: he didn't speak English. And have you seen those commercials?

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Speaker 4: I think it's for like Google Pixel with that phone

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Speaker 4: that like flips up like.

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Speaker 1: You can like like you can stand it like a chair.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can stand it like a chair.

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Speaker 4: And then like they have these commercials where someone's in

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Speaker 4: a different country and they speak a language and the

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Speaker 4: person's like, I don't understand what the fuck you're saying,

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Speaker 4: Elevate by the way they did, they did fulfill their

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Speaker 1: I mean, I hate to tell you how much money

431
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Speaker 1: you make off of these. I mean, and you wouldn't believe.

432
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Speaker 1: I had no idea. Emily's like, yeah, that video just

433
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:32,639
Speaker 1: made you. Oh how much one thousand dollars?

434
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:33,520
Speaker 3: Wow?

435
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Speaker 2: Just from that going viral?

436
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Speaker 1: That one maybe not I think like ones that have

437
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,359
Speaker 1: like two point five million, one thousand dollars. I didn't

438
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Speaker 1: know there was money like this to mew. I guess

439
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 1: people do know this because they watch YouTube videos about

440
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 1: influencers making things. I'm I'm sorry that number.

441
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,439
Speaker 3: Is tricking people. People know.

442
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,160
Speaker 1: People know that. I didn't know that.

443
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,680
Speaker 3: I heard when I watched social media channels.

444
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Speaker 4: I've heard that TikTok pays the least out of anybody,

445
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,440
Speaker 4: and that the real money is in what I said.

446
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 1: She goes you need to start a YouTube, but I'm like, yeah,

447
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,159
Speaker 1: what do I do on there? So let her guide you.

448
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,359
Speaker 1: My God, but I'm scared on YouTube it's long form

449
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,879
Speaker 1: and there's more judgment and there's comments that are more

450
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 1: accessible on the SAE.

451
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Speaker 4: The podcast is supposed to be that, like you're that's

452
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:15,760
Speaker 4: what you would do? Is it's like an hour, like

453
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Speaker 4: thirty minutes of just talking.

454
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Speaker 1: That's right. Well, we don't have those kind of numbers

455
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 1: on YouTube yet. But after this coffee spill that you've

456
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,639
Speaker 1: got to go watch my mom. It's gonna send people

457
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Speaker 1: in throngs over there. We gotta go to break. We'll

458
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,720
Speaker 1: be back with I want to do a little I got.

459
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 1: I got some things that I want to show you

460
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,880
Speaker 1: and I want you to give your thoughts on them. Fine,

461
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:44,879
Speaker 1: be back after this. Okay. So I went on, I

462
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Speaker 1: got I got some stuff. I got back in town

463
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,440
Speaker 1: from being gone for three weeks, and there are a

464
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: lot of packages waiting for me and I first year,

465
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Speaker 1: I ordered a lot of stuff. Didn't I see you?

466
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Speaker 1: At some point?

467
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Speaker 2: You did see me, but I still missed you. Oh yeah,

468
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 2: still a long time.

469
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: That's right. You flew Yeah, I saw you. Yeah, we

470
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Speaker 1: partied it up, it up. We sure did. It was

471
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 1: so fun. I almost didn't want to go too hard

472
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 1: about how fun it was last night because with you

473
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 1: and me and Dad at dinner because he knew I

474
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: can't party, wasn't as fun as yours.

475
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Speaker 3: He had.

476
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 2: He had such a good time.

477
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Speaker 1: He did, and he actually got to see me like

478
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Speaker 1: present an Emmy and then get not like he was

479
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,879
Speaker 1: in the mix. He was in. He had a better

480
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 1: like show experience. You had parties, your party.

481
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Speaker 2: He was hanging with Rob Reiner.

482
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Speaker 1: That's all he's really he wanted. He love. Okay, so

483
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Speaker 1: open that thing I got. It's not for you, it's

484
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Speaker 1: for me, but you can borrow it. But if this

485
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Speaker 1: is the thing, its golden. Yeah, it is golden.

486
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Speaker 3: Julie's opening a satchels pouring something.

487
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love it.

488
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Speaker 1: Isn't it so good? You said you were going to

489
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 1: order this, Yes, it's oh yeah, I sent it to

490
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Speaker 1: you already, damn it, because I was going to have

491
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Speaker 1: you guess the price.

492
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Speaker 3: It's a golden chain.

493
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Speaker 2: I really don't know the price.

494
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,119
Speaker 1: Well, it's a Versace.

495
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Speaker 3: Video. What you need to make before you can take

496
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 3: one fifth?

497
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: Is this? Inspired by Taylor Swift. Oh yes, it's a

498
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,679
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift lover necklace that she wears that she's worn before.

499
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 1: And I found it on Etsy for two hundred and

500
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 1: ten bucks. Wow, that's the most I ever been a bargain.

501
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: Oh I love I do love it too. I'm so excited. Okay,

502
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 1: and then now I got another thing.

503
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 2: I really don't know how to get this off. Just

504
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,919
Speaker 2: press the no, there's pressure, it's nothing.

505
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 1: Well, you can keep it. Thanks.

506
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 3: Also very quick with the fraction there.

507
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, I just went to two hundred and then.

508
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 2: Two hundred is cheap for this.

509
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:40,479
Speaker 4: I mean I don't think i'd be able to get

510
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 4: one fifth means two hundred that quickly.

511
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Speaker 1: Out of a thousand.

512
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think so. Math this real atrophying brain stuff.

513
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 4: Math for me is like it might as well be

514
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 4: like Egyptian hieroglyphics.

515
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Speaker 3: I look at the numbers. Yeah, I can't even do it.

516
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Speaker 1: Nipth guy? No?

517
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Speaker 3: Is he that the words?

518
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Speaker 5: Guy?

519
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 1: kIPS?

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Speaker 3: I mean I I let me give you a tip.

521
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 1: Okay the bill. The bill is one hundred and eighty bucks.

522
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so tip twenty percent okay, uh, thirty six

523
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 4: dollars yeah, okay, I.

524
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Speaker 1: Would just round up to like for me to be easy,

525
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 1: because sometimes I'm like eighteen, I'm like times two. I'm

526
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 1: like so I would just go to any and then

527
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:25,880
Speaker 1: make it forty and then subtract four, or I would

528
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Speaker 1: really just make it.

529
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Speaker 2: Because I've seen you. Oh wait a minute, wait, I

530
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 2: want to ask you.

531
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Speaker 1: Yes, real, yeah, it's real. I think it like I

532
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: think it retails for like five seventy fives. My god, Nick,

533
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: use this a bargain, isn't it? Isn't it?

534
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 2: Nick? I'm not kidding.

535
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 1: I know, I know I love you would like it.

536
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 1: I love it too, and see that that's I love this.

537
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: It is so cool. This should be okay, a regular

538
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 1: So then I also like so cool. Taylor Switchers at

539
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Speaker 1: the VMA's I know who she has do it's tom Ford? Yeah?

540
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 1: Well she was the vamze and someone asked her what

541
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 1: she was wearing, like she smelled good, and she said

542
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: tom Ford. And I don't know how Emily knew it

543
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: was this kind of tom Ford, Like, who.

544
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Speaker 2: Really guess there's two different ones? Oh, there's lots of

545
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 2: different No, but she said which one? They I guess

546
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 2: they surmised which one I read the same article. I

547
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 2: saw Taylor Swift have the conversation. She did not say

548
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,360
Speaker 2: which tom Ford said it was tom Ward, but everyone

549
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 2: seems to think it's this one based on the googling.

550
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 2: And it's uh santal blush de parfume.

551
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: And you know that Chris does not like sense. Oh,

552
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 1: and so I've snuck this. He doesn't know him mallet.

553
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: And I think I like it because it doesn't give

554
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: too girly. It's not too it's not masculine, but it's

555
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 1: not too floral. And yeah, you can try some of it.

556
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: I want to see what you think. Wait a minute,

557
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I but I sprayed it this weekend

558
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: and both and I told my both my male openers,

559
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,959
Speaker 1: because you wear it for I want women to think

560
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: it smell good, but like I don't want men to

561
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: be like pulse by it. And both my male openers,

562
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: who I said, please do not just know that I

563
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: will not be insulted if you don't like the way

564
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 1: my wrist smells. Like right now, I just got this,

565
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: I will give it away. It does not hurt my feelings.

566
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 1: And they were like, no, that's really good. I don't

567
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 1: know if I still trust them though, I think they will. Yeah, Sean, Yeah, Sean, right, wouldn't.

568
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: They're like, they're telling me what I want to hear.

569
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: They know I gave them every opportunity to not. I don't.

570
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 3: I don't.

571
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: She's not a fan.

572
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 2: It's kind of a they called Santeo. It's kind of

573
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 2: a sandally uh like Sandal would Sandal like old Teva.

574
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of us.

575
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Speaker 1: You aren't. No, I don't. I wouldn't care. If it

576
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: smelled like dog shit and Taylor Swift were it, you

577
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,439
Speaker 1: would love it. Yeah, I just don't care. I don't

578
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 1: have my own. No, you really don't like it? Gets wrong?

579
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. I'm gonna I'm gonna

580
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Speaker 1: wear it.

581
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 3: Broke So I was wearing the scent of coffee.

582
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I don't like it.

583
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 2: It's mixed with that and it's not.

584
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: A good So you're you don't like it? Do you

585
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 1: like a sense? Oh? Yeah?

586
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: I honestly I cannot believe that smells like that. I

587
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 2: couldn't wait to smell this. Yeah, I saw the same

588
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 2: kind of article. I was like, I gotta go check

589
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 2: this time. Well I did check it out. I know

590
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, well, here's the thing. I've never even

591
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,479
Speaker 2: thought you're so good. You're like going, oh, Chris, Dunlike.

592
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 2: It's like I've never even asked your dad, do you

593
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 2: like this?

594
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: Well, dad, well, Chris offers, I do not like perfumes.

595
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: I do not like smells.

596
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 2: He's not gonna like that.

597
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so, but it's gonna be really

598
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,199
Speaker 1: too powerful. I have like shampoos, I have conditioners, I

599
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: have hair sprays. I'm constantly wearing. You have a lot

600
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: of things that smell, and Chris is never annoyed with those.

601
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,239
Speaker 1: So I'm just he doesn't even know that. He just

602
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: thinks it's a more delicate. Yeah, they're not as potent,

603
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: that's true. But I'm going to be very gentle with this.

604
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

605
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 4: The concept of perfume, to me is as absurd, the

606
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 4: idea that we need to like smell like walk through

607
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 4: the world, like like if you go into a subway,

608
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 4: there's like fifteen people wearing different perfumes and colognes and stuff,

609
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 4: and it's like, this just smells insane.

610
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: I see the point of it, because smell is such

611
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 1: a memory trigger, and if someone like mimes, if I

612
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: smell red door. It reminds me of mem There's nothing

613
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: else that will elicit the same kind of emotional response

614
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: in my body of like Mimi than the smell of

615
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: red door. There's nothing I couldn't see something, even a

616
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: picture of her would not give me the same like

617
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: oh like like she's here as a smell. So I

618
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: do think they're important, and I do think it's kind

619
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: of cool when people have their own scent, and like

620
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: care a lot about fragrance, Like I follow all these

621
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: subreddits about fragrances, and these people are obsessed with them,

622
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: and I wish that. I I want to like ers. Well,

623
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: I don't trust my own taste.

624
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 4: But then, also, like scent is, it's invasive. There's no

625
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 4: way to get away from it. If you step into

626
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 4: an elevator with someone who's wearing perfume, you're just scrapped

627
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 4: in a in a stench dungeon.

628
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: And then for a little I know, but then you

629
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: get used to it because it's a part of you,

630
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: like you get used to any smell.

631
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 3: That is what I'm saying.

632
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 4: If you if you're just on the elevator and then

633
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 4: someone who has perfume on walks into the elevator. It's

634
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 4: so invasive in your space to have this. What if

635
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 4: you don't like the smell. It's like someone is just

636
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 4: yelling in your face.

637
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: Except except the only thing that I worry about is

638
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: people being like offended by what I have on me.

639
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 4: It's so different than wearing, than just having bo than

640
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 4: just walking into an elevator.

641
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: Different. It's unequivocally disgusting. Everyone hates. And then there's I

642
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: think perfume is.

643
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 3: I think rose water is disgusting.

644
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 5: Oh I.

645
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: That's my favorite se I don't know what it's.

646
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 3: Smells like to.

647
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, is fresh linens when a when a

648
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 4: company tries to like make their soaps smell like something

649
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 4: that people imagine fresh linen smells like fresh rain spring missed.

650
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 3: All those sense smell like shit.

651
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: They just are artificial, And I can understand why they

652
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: irritate you because they're made with chemicals. But if something's

653
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: made like with essential oil your things, I don't mind it.

654
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: Where do you stand perfumes? I do not.

655
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 5: I'm on Chris's side. I don't like when Avi wears cologne.

656
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 5: I think because my dad would put so much on

657
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 5: and we would be locked in the car with him,

658
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 5: and it would give me headaches and stuff. But I

659
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 5: do like natural ones, like ones made with like essential

660
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 5: oils and stuff.

661
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: Very very light, very light. Okay, I agree. I agree

662
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: with that.

663
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 3: MS.

664
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 2: We were somewhere and some guy I hugged me, and

665
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 2: his smell stayed with me.

666
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: The restaurant. Remember we remember I took you and dad

667
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: to a restaurant a couple of weeks ago with Chris.

668
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: It was loud inside. Okay, I'm not gonna say where

669
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: it is. It's really nice, I know, Oh yeah, oh yeah,

670
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: that guy, yeah waiter loved my parents talking about calling

671
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: you mom. He called you mom, right, yeah, and then

672
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: he gave her a hug on the way out, and.

673
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 2: That's I was like, oh my god, we're even outside

674
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 2: and I can't get this smell off of me.

675
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really heavily. I can't. Okay, Now, I

676
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: really regret this purchase. But I'm sure, Nikki, it's not tailor.

677
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: It's good for me, and I don't believe it's tailor.

678
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: Would ever wear that? What do you mean? It's tom Ford.

679
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: It's like somebody's wearing it.

680
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody's wearing She wouldn't wear that.

681
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: Yes, stop saying it was. I don't like that tone.

682
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: She wouldn't wear that is really an ear because you're

683
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: making me, you're shaming me by using my.

684
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't wear that.

685
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 2: She's kind of cool.

686
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: Okay, tom Ford is cool, Mom, Nikki, smell it again.

687
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: It's weird everyone to go back and listen to that

688
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: tone my mom just did because that I don't mean

689
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: her trying to get me to never do something and

690
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: like to.

691
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 2: No, I love that you follow Taylor and that necklace

692
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 2: is over the top, Nikki, she would never wear something.

693
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: I just feel like that with my tailor.

694
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 4: And then you tried to put you tried to say,

695
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 4: please don't use my idol against me. No, No, she

696
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 4: just wouldn't wear it because she's cool.

697
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, I don't think she would wear it's it's

698
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: it's it hurts my feelings. But that's okay. But you

699
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: didn't you didn't invent it. It's not like and you're

700
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: not even sure that's her scent. I'm pretty sure, pretty sure,

701
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's not.

702
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 4: Tom Ford was sitting in a lab a couple of

703
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 4: weeks ago with sense.

704
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm opening a package. This is the shirt I got Chris.

705
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna fit him. What is that?

706
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: It's Brian Adams from ann World Tour for his birthday. Yeah,

707
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: I got him a couple of vintage shirts for his birthday.

708
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 1: One of them got sent to the hotel that we

709
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: already left, and I don't even know how to get it.

710
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: I need an assistant in La, if anyone is trustworthy

711
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: and can like run errands for me in LA. Someone

712
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: who's trustworthy who I know, of course she is, I

713
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 1: just feel I don't want to. She's got a lot

714
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: going on. Yeah, she has way too much going on,

715
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: and it's that's true. Yeah, but she does do stuff

716
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: for me. But if there's anyone in LA who is

717
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: looking for uh, some kind of wants to run some

718
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: tasks for me. It doesn't mean you'll be a part

719
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: of my life. You might never even meet me. I

720
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: might have you just ship things to me and pick

721
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: things up. So if you just you know, and that

722
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: then you can just DM me.

723
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 2: Someone will be there for sure. You've got plenty of

724
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 2: l fans.

725
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: Well, that would be nice. I'll pay generously, I mean,

726
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: not like, oh I will do but you. Okay, this

727
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: is so confusing to me. Whenever I pay anything, my

728
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: mom goes, I would okay, this this is the wildest one. Okay.

729
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: So what I so, okay my mom and dad for

730
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: are their dogs. I got a sitter for their dogs, right,

731
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: their dogs? That are my old dogs. Which is what

732
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 1: was the plan? Whi's like, you know, if you guys

733
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: take care of these dogs for the rest of their

734
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: lives and which they want because they love the dogs.

735
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: I'll pay for their food, I'll pay for their vets.

736
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: I'll pay for literally every cost they ever have the

737
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: rest of their lives. Fair deal. They're taking care of them.

738
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: So when my parents go out of town, I are

739
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: a dog sitterer. My mom found out how much I'm

740
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: paying that dog sitter and this is my mom's words, Well,

741
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: then I'll watch those dogs for that and I go

742
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: they're your dogs. Like this doesn't even make sense, Like,

743
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 1: now you keep talking about your dog. Oh, you'll watch

744
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: my dog for that amount, don't? Yes, well it's I

745
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: do it for free. Here's the thing is, I will

746
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: you whenever you find out what I pay people, because

747
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: I am I feel that I pay very generous, not

748
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 1: very but like pretty generously for things you always go

749
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: I would do that for that. And it's like, but

750
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: I don't want you to have to like move an

751
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,439
Speaker 1: armoire for me, like.

752
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 2: You, well I can't do that. Well yeah, but you

753
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 2: the dog watching.

754
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: If you need some money, I will give you.

755
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 2: My don't thing Like, just listen, here's something I want money,

756
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 2: earn money.

757
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: I want to earn it. I don't want to. I

758
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: want to give you. You've earned it by being my mom

759
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: and being so supportive and you're my mommy, and so

760
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: I give you money. I want to give you enough

761
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: money that you stop saying I do that. I'll fly

762
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: to La to get some packages for you. I love La.

763
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: What is the price that you would not do a

764
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: menial tax for task for forty bucks?

765
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: What is something I want to do?

766
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 1: Like, would you ever if you were a millionaire, would

767
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: you still be interested in picking up a package for

768
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: like in mailing it for fifty extra bucks? Yes, well

769
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 1: you have a million dollars. Why do you need to

770
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: do that? I just love to make money. This is

771
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 1: so weird.

772
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 2: It's not that weird, I mean.

773
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: Because it is weird because your time is money. Your

774
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 1: time is valuable and going off and sending a package

775
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: is like not something you should be doing with your

776
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: time if you have a million dollars.

777
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 4: Well, people who are rich, they'll like pick up pennies

778
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 4: and stuff and they'll be like, you got to save

779
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 4: every penny and write about it on their website.

780
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 2: Might be dumb, but it feels practical.

781
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 1: But it's so funny to me that you're you're always

782
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,320
Speaker 1: trying to like, I want your life to be comfortable,

783
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,439
Speaker 1: yet you're still like, uh, like, oh, my parents TV

784
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: broke yesterday, and I go just buy a new Can

785
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: I buy you a new TV? I pulled out my

786
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: phone to like look it up. I'm like, let me

787
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 1: just buy you to be because I don't want my

788
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: model meet some man in a Maryland Heights Lows parking

789
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: lot because she found it on Craigslaw. I found out

790
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: how cheap they're really, and we don't have the goddamn

791
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: cord for it. But your dad's gonna go and he's

792
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: gonna go find the cord and send them off to

793
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: the cord And it'll take you five days to get

794
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: a TV that you bought and you have to drive

795
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: all the way out to Fluorescent.

796
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 2: I'm doing that I'm not looking at these TVs now

797
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 2: you aren't. No, you can't like an hour the doctor's office.

798
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 2: Look one last time? Is there one?

799
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 4: No, it's worth the price of a TV just to

800
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 4: have a TV delivered to your house to not know.

801
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, I know. That's what My mom loves

802
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: putting things in her car. She loves loading things into

803
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: a car. It triggers me.

804
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 2: Some day with something.

805
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: He's like, we can't infit a TV, and yeah we can.

806
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not I'm you know what I'm in awe,

807
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 1: I like respect it. There's a couple of things. Yes

808
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: I do, Yes, I do. I honestly I don't because

809
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: earn things too. So she absolutely does respect it. I respect.

810
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: Here's here's what I am learning about myself. Like this morning,

811
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,399
Speaker 1: I was we're talking some girls chat and I'm one

812
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: of our girlfriends has like their mother in law staying

813
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 1: with them, and that I would never want, like not

814
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: because I don't love no matter who my mother in laws.

815
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking about someone in particular, I mean any

816
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone staying at my house now, you

817
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: li truly, ever, I don't care if it's my best friend.

818
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't want anyone, and I know

819
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: that's weird, and I don't know what's wrong with me.

820
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: I just i'd like to do the things the way

821
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: I like to do. I don't want to feel like

822
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: I have to wake up earlier because they might be up.

823
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to feel like, oh, they might not

824
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: know how to work the coffee maker, so I need

825
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: to be up to show them how. But people love

826
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: having company. I'm not one of those people, and I

827
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: just need to be okay with it. Here's another thing.

828
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: I was watching Hacks last night and they were loading

829
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: an old chest of drawers into a bus and they

830
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 1: were at a yard sale, which reminded me of you Okay.

831
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: It was on season two Okay pull Off. They go

832
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: to a yard sale and what's her name finds a

833
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: big chest of drawers that she's like, oh, this is

834
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: worth twenty thousand dollars, and she tries the low ball

835
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: the guy, and the whole time I'm thinking, I'm like,

836
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: already stressing out where are they going to put this thing?

837
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: They're on a bus ontour on the road, and that's

838
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: I doubt anyone watching that scene would be like, what

839
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: how are they going to transport it? And then instantly

840
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: it cuts to them like loading it on, and I

841
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: started getting almost hives from like having to like carry

842
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: an armore and like load it onto something. That's why

843
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to move ever, is because

844
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 1: I don't like watching people move furniture. I get stressed

845
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: out by the idea of a couch fitting through a doorway.

846
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: Anytime I go to like a living spaces and I

847
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,720
Speaker 1: see couches, I'm like, I can't believe people like getting

848
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,959
Speaker 1: new couches because it stresses me out having to take

849
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: the old couch out and like angle it and have

850
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: sweaty men being like oh got it and ruining their

851
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: bodies in front of me. So I sit them like

852
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: way too much because I felt like why you sorry.

853
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 2: You had me come when you had this couch you did?

854
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: You're like, I got out of town. When my couches

855
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: delve back. I can't even be in the room with it.

856
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: It was stressful. It stresses me because.

857
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 2: Your couches were so big so they couldn't even get them,

858
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 2: and they're like, how we're going to get this in?

859
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 2: I know, I can't believe. And they were hand to

860
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 2: move one couch. They they had to get the other

861
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 2: couch totally out.

862
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 1: I really did plan that so I wouldn't be here.

863
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 2: You you were I paid you to do it. You

864
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 2: were smart, and then we got it over to uh.

865
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: I paid your you to just witness it because I

866
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: know that it's stressful. I can't does anyone else feel

867
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: that way when you guys move and stuff, are you like,

868
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't believe men are gonna have

869
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: to come in here and like sweat and break their

870
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 1: backs like it's it's I don't like fun.

871
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 5: There is a term called lickophobia, which is apparently people

872
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 5: who are afraid of couches.

873
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 3: Okay, that's what we.

874
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:57,720
Speaker 1: Were all like. I don't I'm not afraid of couches.

875
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm just afraid of the stress of moving things and

876
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: putting things in boxes.

877
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 3: Phobia against moving couches, Like.

878
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: Like Chris will be like, oh this, we should get

879
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 1: this thing, and I'm like, but it needs to be

880
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: installed and there needs to be drilling, and you will

881
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: have to like move the table out again from the wall.

882
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: I can't, Like, I'm not even kidding you, I'm not

883
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: gonna have to I want to move away for the

884
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 1: first two months while Chris has everything loaded in because

885
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, I don't know what that is.

886
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 2: I don't either. I mean, is it from your childhood,

887
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 2: from us moving furniture.

888
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: Possibly. I just get like your change. It's a fear

889
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: of like things aren't gonna fit and then they're just

890
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: gonna leave them there and then I'm gonna just be

891
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: stuck with like this bed frame in my doorway or

892
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: something like. I'm just scared because if I were remover,

893
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: I'd be like, fuck you, lady, I'm not doing this,

894
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: like it's not gonna fit by I'll just get a

895
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: job elsewhere. This job pays crap anyway, I'll go work

896
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 1: at McDonald's and then I would just leave the bedframe

897
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: in the doorway and then I will have to step

898
00:41:58,560 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: over it for the rest of my life.

899
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 2: You know, move out, you're empathetic to people, That's what

900
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 2: it is.

901
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: You just feel bad. You're like I do. I feel

902
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: so bad for movers.

903
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I would honestly love that mover if he's

904
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 4: just like, you know what, fuck you lady, fuck you

905
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 4: come out.

906
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: That's what I feeling they all should do. Like the

907
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: fact that there are people bossing around movers is so

908
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 1: wild to me, and like yelling at them and being like,

909
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: don't do break that, like, don't stuff that. Fuck you lady.

910
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 4: I feel like it should be a federal law that

911
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 4: every laborer should get like three fuck you ladies a year.

912
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you know what, fuck you lady.

913
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 3: I'm out, and then they don't have to do the

914
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 3: job and.

915
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: Pay them for Let's just give them more.

916
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 3: Fuck you ladies, no recourse.

917
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: Wait, you get Okay, it's it's a moving company and

918
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: they are twenty percent less than every other moving company.

919
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 1: But each man in the moving company has a right

920
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: to say fuck you lady. I think that would be

921
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: so fun.

922
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 3: Careful with the fabric on that you lady, there.

923
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: You go, Okay, there's one can you please put the

924
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: can you please take off your shoes?

925
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 3: It's like, lady, every single time.

926
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go to break. We'll come back

927
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: with more after this. So my mom is fresh from

928
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 1: a camping trip.

929
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 4: Yes, camping cane, Oh my god, that sounds amazing.

930
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 2: Three days, three days on the Mississippi.

931
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 5: Yes.

932
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 4: So yeah, So you soared your camping gear in the

933
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 4: canoe and you would camp along the river.

934
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 2: Yes, we had we had sherpa's kind of but but

935
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 2: they didn't set up her tents and everything. But we

936
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 2: had a gourmet chef on the trip, and I think

937
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 2: there were ten.

938
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 1: Of the James Beard winning chef here. We're not.

939
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's an amazing chef. And his wife joined

940
00:43:58,680 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 2: us halfway through.

941
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: But she came out of the woods.

942
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

943
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 2: Actually she came with your brother, your brother in law. Oh, okay, Matt,

944
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 2: Matt who Matt who heads.

945
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 1: Up Matt has the company, my sister's husband.

946
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 3: Yes, So.

947
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: What is it called Muddy, Big Muddy and money? Yeah?

948
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 3: Is all in Missouri.

949
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're all the Mississippi going down Missouri towards Arkansas

950
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 4: or something going south.

951
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, going towards Arkansas. My dad's cousin flew in from

952
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: San Francisco with his wife. Wife, and my dad's cousin

953
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: is a big wave surfer. Right. Doctor, he's a cancer

954
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: doctor who like wrote a book that changed cancer how

955
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: patients are treated with cancer. It's called under Understanding Cancer.

956
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: And he uh, he's also a big wave surfer. Like

957
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 1: has been featured on sixty Minutes in the New York

958
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: New York New Yorker magazine. There was like a forty

959
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: page article written about him in the nineties. His name's

960
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: Mark Rennicker. Is my dad's cousin. But he wanted to

961
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: go down the Mississippi, so he flew out here. Well

962
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 1: they made the friends with Chris Isaac. Oh that's true. Yeah,

963
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: these are the three. And she's an amazing artist, right.

964
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 2: She comes from father was a humorist. He was a

965
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 2: humorous Her grandfather was a humorist. Her father was a

966
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 2: screenplay writer.

967
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: What did he write? That's okay, Ben her?

968
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, how green is my valley?

969
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

970
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 2: I mean she's cool people. And her grandmother, well, this

971
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 2: was another thing she said on the trip. She goes,

972
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 2: we were talking about women in gold medal. She goes,

973
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 2: my grandmother was the first woman to win a gold

974
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 2: medal in the Olympics. She wanted in nineteen hundred in

975
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 2: Parish and she got.

976
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: A gold medal.

977
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: And she you know, oh, yeah, god, I mean these

978
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 2: are people that have really interesting stories. But anyway, I

979
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 2: was not all gung ho for this.

980
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: You weren't.

981
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 2: And we were in San France meeting with him and

982
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 2: he's like, your dad was tell him about this is

983
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 2: what this trip is and he goes, I want to

984
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 2: do that, and when he says he wants to do something,

985
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,439
Speaker 2: he does it. So it was like, Okay, Mark's coming

986
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: in for and he and EJ I'll go on this trip.

987
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 2: Next thing, you know, his wife is coming, and so

988
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 2: it was like, shit, Jessica's coming.

989
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: Just push back on this. Just because a wife comes

990
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you have to go. Kind of no, it doesn't.

991
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 1: This is what I think. I know you don't understand it,

992
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: but I do understand it. I know you don't that

993
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: you don't have a backbone when it comes to dealing

994
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: with Dad and telling him you don't like to do

995
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: things well and because you go I gotta go, Nick,

996
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: And I go, no, you don't. What if you didn't,

997
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: is he going to leave you for? He'll be pissed?

998
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,720
Speaker 1: Oak Tree like like mad.

999
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 2: Now I have an attitude during the whole day. It

1000
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 2: was like I honestly, I.

1001
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: Just but I said, if you go, you're not allowed

1002
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: to paddle. I was like I told my parents. I

1003
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: told my dad, you are bringing an injured, broken woman

1004
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,240
Speaker 1: on the river because of because she's going because of guilt,

1005
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: because she's going to be she's scared. You'll be mad

1006
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 1: at her, So she's going only because of that? Would

1007
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: you first of all, why would you want someone to

1008
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 1: go with you if they're only going so you wouldn't

1009
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 1: be mad at them? Can we all stop doing that? Well?

1010
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 2: Like, do you want some things you just do because

1011
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,280
Speaker 2: you're married and you please?

1012
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: That's why I'm not going to get married. I don't

1013
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: think that. That's Chris would never make me do something

1014
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: I actively don't want to do unless it really meant

1015
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: something to him and like.

1016
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 3: It really wasn't what it is.

1017
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 4: Sometimes you don't want to do it, but then you

1018
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 4: do want to do it because it's.

1019
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: Because it makes him happy. Okay, well then okay, here's

1020
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: the only thing. Then if my mom's doing it just

1021
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: to make him happy, I need him to acknowledge it

1022
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 1: and say thank you. I know you don't want to

1023
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: do it, be nice, because this is what my dad says.

1024
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: I go, Dad? You know mom doesn't want to go? Yes,

1025
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 1: she does. Stop saying that she does want to go?

1026
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: I go, Mom? Do you want to go? No? I

1027
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: don't dad. Did you just hear Mom say I don't

1028
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 1: want to go? She wants to go? Mom? Do you

1029
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: want to go? Literally, this is a conversation last night?

1030
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: Did you want to go? I didn't want to go?

1031
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 3: Nick?

1032
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: Dad? Did you hear mom say she didn't want to go?

1033
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 1: She wanted to go? It's like, I don't understand what

1034
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: this kind of communication.

1035
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 2: I just know it's important that I should go because

1036
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 2: it makes him happy, and I mean I needed to go.

1037
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I guess it's like about the end, do

1038
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: you regret going? Yes?

1039
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 3: God, she does?

1040
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 2: Okay, So I mean I don't regret it, regret it,

1041
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 2: but I will tell you the first Yeah, because it's over,

1042
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 2: thank you.

1043
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: But would you do it again? No? Not interesting. If

1044
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: you could go back in time and say, Julie, should

1045
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: you go on the trip? Would you say go on it?

1046
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:39,439
Speaker 1: I would say, Jessica is gonna go too? Okay, Oh

1047
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: so you'd guilt your past self into going maybe, but

1048
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: probably not. I mean, I honestly, when does a woman

1049
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: just do what she wants and not like you were

1050
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: of a generation of just like we do things because

1051
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: other people want us to because I feel bad, and

1052
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: like we all do this early on our lives. When

1053
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 1: are you gonna doesn't Jane fond Of said, like she

1054
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: says that at some point in your life. You get

1055
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: old enough where you stop giving a fuck what people

1056
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: think and doing.

1057
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 2: That I love people well, and is that gonna hit you? Well,

1058
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 2: let me just say Jessica was in the same boat.

1059
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 3: She goes Mark literally.

1060
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: So this is what you do. Anyway, Let's hang out

1061
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,359
Speaker 1: all weekend and you let's send these goofs off.

1062
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 2: I didn't even know if I wanted to do that.

1063
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,479
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, okay, you know I'm going.

1064
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 2: So you were being nice, Okay, So anyway, it was fine,

1065
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 2: everything was great. We got there, but Friday night it

1066
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 2: poured down. They said forty percent answering, well, and we

1067
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: are already there and there were lightning bolts popping all

1068
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 2: around me. I was like, I'm getting in the tent

1069
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna honker down. And I was scared to death,

1070
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 2: I have to admit. And it was something about having

1071
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 2: no control. I mean, it's like, I put myself in

1072
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 2: this situation where I have no control.

1073
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: Dad put you in that situation, well, and they did

1074
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: by not standing up to it and saying I just

1075
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: don't want to go and having that be a good answer,

1076
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 1: and you wonder why I go? Why can't I be

1077
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: the way other people are because I come from a

1078
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: family that goes. You do want to go camping? Yes,

1079
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: you do, and I don't. Final fat well, final thought.

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00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: This is reminiscent of a camping trip we went on.

1081
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,760
Speaker 1: We were on so many camping trips as a kid,

1082
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: and there were so many downpours and so many lightning storms,

1083
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: and it was, oh, yeah, I remember one where you

1084
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: were hunkered down in the tent, going I don't like this, EJ.

1085
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 1: And I was trying to be like a cool daddy's girl,

1086
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 1: to quote a word I would never have called myself

1087
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: back then, but I was trying to like my mom

1088
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: was the pussy in the tent. My dad's making fun

1089
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: of her for being a pussy. So I'm like, I'm

1090
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: not a pussy. I'm going to watch the lightning with

1091
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: my dad. The lightning is striking all around us. I

1092
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: think I kind of remember this. Do you remember that?

1093
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 3: Yes, that's yes.

1094
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: And I was terrified, but I was trying to stay

1095
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 1: cool for dad. And then let's not even get into

1096
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: when you and Lauren almost drowned on the river. You

1097
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: wonder why I don't like going out on excursions. Their

1098
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: boat flipped and.

1099
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 2: I was at the helm, which I shouldn't have been.

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00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: No, but you liked it. You wanted to be at

1101
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: the hell I did not do. You liked it. You

1102
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: wanted to be there. Yeah. And then it flipped and

1103
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 1: and Mom and Lauren Laura almost drowned. Lauren almost drowned.

1104
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 2: I mean was she went under a tree that was

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00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 2: across the river and then I saw her going in

1106
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 2: and I just dove in after her.

1107
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 3: Wow.

1108
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 2: And I mean I could have died myself. Yes, but

1109
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 2: we both popped up underneath that thing. But I know

1110
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 2: about root wad and I know people get trapped under this.

1111
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, the dreaded Dad has told us about it many times.

1112
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 1: It was really scary. I was, but I for some reason.

1113
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 2: We had to take two canoes and he's like, you

1114
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,760
Speaker 2: can do this, and I'm like, okay, I'm not a canoer.

1115
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: I know.

1116
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 2: I've never steered. I've never pa ever ever even paddled.

1117
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 2: I've always been the queen in the front, never paddled.

1118
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 1: I have no So in the end though, this trip.

1119
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 2: In the end it was, I mean, it was, it

1120
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 2: was fun.

1121
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: I can't imagine any of it.

1122
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 3: It was.

1123
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 1: Okay, what was your favorite part? The food?

1124
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, because I will be honest. I said,

1125
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 2: the chef I'm eating when he's cooking whatever he's cooking,

1126
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 2: and I ate.

1127
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: Oh and you had to eat some red meat again. Sausage.

1128
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 1: My mom gave up bread, meat and chicken in January, yes,

1129
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: on my birthday, on her birthday in January twenty second,

1130
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: and so she has it. She's only eaten seafood since then.

1131
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:52,280
Speaker 1: And she had a little sausage. It's a sasage. Deer meat.

1132
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my mom's been obsessed with deer meat. Yeah,

1133
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm going to bag a deer because she

1134
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: thinks that if she if it's wild game, than she

1135
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,720
Speaker 1: is allowed to eat it because it's really about factory farm. Yeah,

1136
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: that's my whole thing. Yes, so I'm allowed to respect that.

1137
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have respect it too, Okay, But I just

1138
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:09,839
Speaker 2: guess what it is.

1139
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: What it's called.

1140
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 2: Somebody eats game meat, so anything game vegan?

1141
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: Why?

1142
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 2: I don't know, But you know, Julie Wagan, my.

1143
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: Mom's friend is named Julie Wigan. It's going to be

1144
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: another Julie Weegand I just don't think you just eat

1145
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 1: just eat cows. I don't want you to eat a

1146
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: lesser meat that you don't like because deer meat is delicious.

1147
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, it can be.

1148
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 3: Like gaming and difficult to chew.

1149
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can eat it.

1150
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 5: Okay, And I have been watching alone.

1151
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: They can't know that. You and Ann you'll watch that show.

1152
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, And they're down to like the last four

1153
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:54,919
Speaker 5: guys living in austere conditions and one of the guys

1154
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 5: is eating mice.

1155
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, like, what would I.

1156
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 5: Like force myself to eat if I'm stuck somewhere for

1157
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 5: thirty days And I don't even think I could do that.

1158
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: I think you would. I think when you're starving, you'll

1159
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 1: eat fucking anything. Yeah, nice would be a hard one. Well,

1160
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: if you don't what, you're not preparing it. If somebody

1161
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: else prepared it, I could eat it. Oh if I

1162
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 1: don't have to look at it was Well, that's how

1163
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 1: everyone gets by, because if anyone had to actually animals

1164
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: that they wouldn't eat any answer. Yeah, but I do

1165
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: want to cite a moment. It was like a couple

1166
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. It was before we left for the Emmys,

1167
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: and you said you would manifested deer meat or something. Yeah,

1168
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: what happened. Well, I was.

1169
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 2: We were down at the river and I was like,

1170
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 2: craving deer meat. I was like, I have to eat

1171
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 2: some kind of meat. Well, I was craving meat.

1172
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,479
Speaker 1: I was like, are you not getting enough protein? That's

1173
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: probably right?

1174
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, why don't you get some more protein? Yeah,

1175
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 2: I'm going to with some deer. Anyway, we let we

1176
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 2: went for a walk.

1177
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:03,839
Speaker 1: I said.

1178
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 2: He's like, how are you gonna get deer meat? And

1179
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, because they don't, you can't buy it.

1180
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:08,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1181
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 2: So we're walking up the street talking to our other

1182
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 2: neighbors and here comes our neighbor driving down heading out,

1183
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 2: and he said, does anybody want a piece of deer meat?

1184
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 3: Wow?

1185
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 2: And I said what? And he said, I just cooked

1186
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 2: it on the girl. I had to cook it. And

1187
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 2: he had big chunks of tenderloin and he said, I

1188
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 2: marinated it. I'm just looking at your dad like you

1189
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 2: gotta be kidding me, like you had just been talking

1190
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,760
Speaker 2: about it. I you couldn't ask for a better piece

1191
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 2: of meat. Tenderloin. They're called the backstraps.

1192
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: Okay, So did you say, oh my god, I was just.

1193
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 2: Said, you will not believe this. He said, well, here

1194
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 2: I am here you go.

1195
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: He didn't say he didn't really, I don't think. And

1196
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 1: then my mom told us the story when we were

1197
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: at Posto House for my dad's show, right before we

1198
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: left for the ummies, and she was like, I can

1199
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: manifest now, I'm manifested this deer meat. I can do it.

1200
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: I'm doing your emmy. You're gonna win an emmy. I

1201
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: didn't do it right. That was the first thing that

1202
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: your mom failed us. Yafter, I didn't do it right.

1203
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,919
Speaker 1: I didn't manifest right. But they were serving deer meat

1204
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: at the after party.

1205
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 2: They did know. They served it on this strip. What

1206
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 2: do you mean deer meat on the strip that we

1207
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 2: just went on?

1208
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how was it? What does it taste like?

1209
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 5: Well?

1210
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 2: He had scrapple or it's called deer scrap we had

1211
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 2: for breakfast.

1212
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 1: I love that you just need the red meat, You're

1213
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: like Joe Rogan, I really need.

1214
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 5: I had a friend who was a nurse, and she

1215
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 5: told me, anytime your body is craving like a certain food,

1216
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 5: satisfy that craving because it means that you are deficient

1217
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,959
Speaker 5: and inviting them that that thing has Yes.

1218
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 1: No, I I love when I'm craving something like I've

1219
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:52,439
Speaker 1: been eating sushi for every fucking meal for weeks now.

1220
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: That's probably not good. And I think it's just because I, Oh,

1221
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:59,839
Speaker 1: it's okay, because it's vegan. Yeah, it's the seaweed. Yeah,

1222
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm I'm learning from a Yeah, seaweed. There's something of

1223
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: I a dine or something or maybe iron. I don't

1224
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: know a lot of you know, it's a lot. Oh god,

1225
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 1: I love it so much. It's all I want to

1226
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: eat for. I literally eat it for lunch and dinner

1227
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 1: for the past three or four weeks, maybe a month,

1228
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: maybe longer. I just I'm on My mouth is watering

1229
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: right now even thinking about it. I can't stop. It's

1230
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: so good. I will wait you did you've got some?

1231
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 1: We got some last night? Do you see some leftover?

1232
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: Have you yet? No? I haven't eaten it.

1233
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 3: Right now?

1234
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: Breakfast filled already? All right? You got to go to

1235
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: the doctor. Yeah, all right, now, thank you for stopping by. Okay,

1236
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: physical therapy, all right? Nice? But thanks to all the

1237
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: best he's for sending suggestions for my I love them they.

1238
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: I don't think a bestie sent that one, but I

1239
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 1: sent you one that's been working. Next stretch. Yep, I've

1240
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: never felt better about myself in my life. Were totally

1241
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: a video.

1242
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 2: Worked other people and they're like, it works.

1243
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, how do you do it?

1244
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 2: Okay? It is a next stretch where you look all

1245
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 2: the way as far as you can to the right,

1246
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 2: and then you come and you just you picture what

1247
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 2: you the farthest you could see, like that lamp. And

1248
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,919
Speaker 2: then you take your arms and you put the top

1249
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 2: arm of the right arm, right arm on top like

1250
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 2: a genie, like you're doing like a dream a genie.

1251
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 1: You go like this five times. You go to the

1252
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 1: other side of the last stretch it and then the

1253
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: right to the side.

1254
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 2: You don't do the right, just as center. Back to

1255
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 2: the left center five times, and and look again to

1256
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 2: your right after you're done, and you'll be able to

1257
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 2: see a little bit farther. It really works.

1258
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to do it right now home.

1259
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 2: You got to do it when you're whoa, I'm not

1260
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 2: kidding out.

1261
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 1: I went another inch. Yeah, I'm like an inch. Wow,

1262
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: it's impressive. Okay, that's cool. All right, Well, maybe send

1263
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 1: it back to me and maybe we can post it. Okay,

1264
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: if I remember, all right, this perfume isn't good. No,

1265
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 1: it's not good. I feel sick.

1266
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 2: It's got a weird I really feel sick. Yeah, yeah, strange.

1267
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: So if anyone wants some perfume, stop by. I'll tell

1268
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:23,439
Speaker 1: you sell it on eBay. All right, thank you guys

1269
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 1: for listening. We'll be here tomorrow on the podcast don't

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00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:29,800
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00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,480
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1272
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1273
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1274
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