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Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for his nept Hey?

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Speaker 3: How's everybody doing? Everybody good? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Who are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to be I'm trying to be cool, like

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Speaker 3: on the Steve. You know, so, I thought I put

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Speaker 3: some shades on. Bring the prank to y'all in a

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Speaker 3: different kind of way. You feel me way more than

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Speaker 3: the glass.

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Speaker 2: Case. What I got drips off of me. It ain't

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Speaker 2: in the glass be encouraging.

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Speaker 3: Ain't ain't nothing dripping on me right now, y'all, don't

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Speaker 3: see nothing dripping. Ain't no sex like you're talking to

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Speaker 3: me like to dog.

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Speaker 2: You know what? Just you did it? Man, Just forget it.

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Speaker 2: See how they ain't work out? You can't hold see

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Speaker 2: you can't hold dog. That's not committed. Just be who

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Speaker 2: you are? You ignorant?

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Speaker 3: Why are you trying to get out the category?

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Speaker 2: All right here?

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Speaker 3: It is the prank of the day, Adult daycare, Adult daycare.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's try that on for many dog.

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Speaker 1: If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach miss Sharon's.

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Speaker 1: Please yes, s Miss Sharon's. My name is Evan. I'm

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Speaker 1: giving you a call from adult daycare.

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Speaker 4: Okay, good black day.

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Speaker 1: Here. My name is Evan, and I got your number

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Speaker 1: and all your information here on file. It looks like

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Speaker 1: you're going to be joining us starting on Monday. So

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Speaker 1: we're excited to have you, and I want to just

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Speaker 1: give you a call and trying to give you the

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Speaker 1: lay of the land of what we have here and

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Speaker 1: how you how much fun you're going to have being

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Speaker 1: here most of the day with us. So from my understandings,

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Speaker 1: you're going to be here probably the majority of this year.

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Speaker 3: What are you talking?

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Being there?

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Speaker 1: Where you're at the adult daycare?

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Speaker 4: Adult daycare? Where is that? What are you talking?

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Speaker 1: Okay, my name, my name is Evan, yes, ma'am. And

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Speaker 1: your third daughter is Diane.

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Speaker 4: That's my daughter.

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Speaker 1: You know my daughter? Yes, Well, she's the one that

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Speaker 1: has you signed up. You're going to be at the

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Speaker 1: adult daycare, so I'm assuming she's going to be dropping

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Speaker 1: you off every morning.

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Speaker 4: And I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Evan, Evan,

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Speaker 4: hang on a second. All right, First of all, I

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Speaker 4: don't know who you are. You don't know who I am.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how love you know who my daughter is?

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Speaker 4: But this is this is really uh inappropriate and weird

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Speaker 4: and like you're trying to get what do you what

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Speaker 4: do you want? You want money with me? Are you

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Speaker 4: like a solicitor?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, ma'am, No, no, no, not at all,

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Speaker 1: Miss Sharon. I'm your daughter has signed you up to

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Speaker 1: be here at the adult daycare doing the day's going to.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about. There's no way

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Speaker 4: she would do that adult day care. What do I

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Speaker 4: need to don't they care for for what?

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Speaker 1: Well? Evidently are you home alone most of the time

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Speaker 1: during the day.

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Speaker 4: Who cares if I'm home alone? Who's why are you

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Speaker 4: asking me that you're trying to break into my house?

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Speaker 1: No? You are, man, I don't know whar Okay.

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Speaker 4: Michael, Look, I'm hooked up to that uh nine one

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Speaker 4: one stuff saying like I could just do a panic

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Speaker 4: call right now and they'll trace this call and then

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Speaker 4: you'll come to you and arrest you because you're harassing it.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, okay, miss Sharon, I'm not harassing you.

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Speaker 1: Your daughter Diane came in and signed Diane. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: she signed you up to go to this daycare Monday,

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Speaker 1: New Frody. Why she's at work, so she's going to

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Speaker 1: be dropping you off and then she'll pick you up

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Speaker 1: in the evenings on her way home from work.

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Speaker 4: You know where you got that from? I don't know

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Speaker 4: who told you that. Yeah, you got my daughter's name.

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Speaker 4: And this is really just freaking me out, you know

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Speaker 4: a little bit over here, Ivan, because I don't know

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Speaker 4: why you know my name, you know my daughter's name.

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Speaker 1: This is like, the only reason I know you all

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Speaker 1: his name, miss miss Sharon, is because she came in

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Speaker 1: and gave all the information and she has paid for

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Speaker 1: you to come to the adult daycare on a daily bid.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, here Hevin. You know what, you sound

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Speaker 4: like a nice guy, you know what I mean, Like

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Speaker 4: you're smooth, you got a nice voice, You're you're you know,

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Speaker 4: like you know what to say. I don't know who

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Speaker 4: the hell you are, though, I don't know what you're

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Speaker 4: talking about, you know what I mean, Like, I'm not

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Speaker 4: going to no daycare center. I'm not going with daycare center.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to say because I'm fine. Just get

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Speaker 4: that through your head. There's nothing wrong with me. I

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Speaker 4: stay home, I got a dog, I walk the dog.

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Speaker 4: I go Grosetree shopping. My daughter comes over. Everything's sorry.

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Speaker 4: I don't get no daycare center.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm saying, there is there a reason why she

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Speaker 1: would sign you up. Man, she must think she must

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Speaker 1: be looking out for your best. You know your health.

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Speaker 4: Let me help, Let me ask you are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you single?

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Speaker 4: Are you married?

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Speaker 1: But what does that have to do anybody?

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Speaker 4: I'm not coming to no daycare center, all right, Evan.

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Speaker 1: Like, if you want to.

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Speaker 4: Come to my house and you see how I live.

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Speaker 1: You ten, I don't. I'm switching this.

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Speaker 4: I'm switching it up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't need to come to your home. I'm

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Speaker 1: more concerned about making sure you're comfortable here at the

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Speaker 1: adult daycare when you get here on Monday.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not coming there. That's it. I'm not coming

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Speaker 4: there because there's nothing wrong with me. I'm not coming

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Speaker 4: out of my house. But I'll say you, what have you?

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Speaker 4: I don't know? Like I like your voice. I just

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Speaker 4: like your voice.

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Speaker 1: Miss? How old are you? How old are I'm fifty fifty?

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Speaker 4: You ever been with an eighty nine year old lady?

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Speaker 1: Wow? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Nine?

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Speaker 4: And you sound really nice? That's all? Like, at first,

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Speaker 4: I'm scared of you. At first, I wasn't to be honest,

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Speaker 4: I was scared of you, and now I'm not. Like

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Speaker 4: I don't know why. I'm just not you know what

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Speaker 4: I mean? Like you just how much?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But okay, So will you be there?

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Speaker 4: Will you be at the daycare like you? Because I'd

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Speaker 4: like to meet you.

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Speaker 1: I'll be at the daycare when you arrive on Monday.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, I'm not it's Sharon, I won't be

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Speaker 4: Like that, Miss Sharon.

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Speaker 1: That's nice, Okay, Okay, So should I should I reach

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Speaker 1: out to Diane about this, reach to reach out to her? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: you're not. You're not gonna come in Monday.

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Speaker 4: Right, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be very just like it's not about me.

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Speaker 1: It's about you coming in and you're gonna this is

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Speaker 1: where you're gonna be, uh, Monday through Friday. From all

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Speaker 1: you know, there's there's there's there's other people your age here.

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Speaker 1: There's there's a lot of ladies your age and a

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Speaker 1: lot of men your age here.

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Speaker 4: The ladies. I'm not in the ladies. I'm not in

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Speaker 4: the ladies.

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Speaker 1: I didn't I'm not, yeah, not into it.

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Speaker 4: I'm in I'm into you, ok.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a situation like your your daughter doesn't

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Speaker 1: want you to be by yourself?

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Speaker 4: Could you could I call you back?

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Speaker 1: Did I call you back?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's call you back. Let me call you back

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Speaker 4: in a couple of minutes. I'm on the shore and

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Speaker 4: I got pulled my off of the thing.

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Speaker 1: This is the first this has ever happened to me. Okay, Uh,

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Speaker 1: miss Sary, can I tell you who I am? I

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Speaker 1: am nephew telling me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Your daughter Diane got me to prank call you. But

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Speaker 1: I promise you you're different. You're the.

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Speaker 4: Promise's different.

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Speaker 1: I promise you.

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Speaker 4: I'm different here related to Steve Harvey, like the guy

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Speaker 4: on TV out of here, he is gorgeous. Hasn't call

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Speaker 4: me backer?

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Speaker 1: Right? All right? Okay, I love you? Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Now you're having folks?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: This great getting up Friday? All right? But this great

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Speaker 2: getting up Friday in.

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Speaker 3: Huntsville tonight Leberty Live Comedy Club that's Huntsville, Alabama, tonight.

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Speaker 2: All right. I hope y'all have a little bit more

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Speaker 2: love than my.

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Speaker 3: Coworkers here because they just you know, it's so conditional though,

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Speaker 3: it really is.

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Speaker 2: It ain't good y'all, y'all, ain't gonna lie all of y'all.

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Speaker 2: Y'all change, Oh y'all, y'all change. When do we change?

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Speaker 4: When?

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Speaker 1: What change?

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Speaker 2: From who y'all used to be? Y'all change. That's when

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Speaker 2: you have got a lot of notes, you're still the same.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show