Speaker 1: Rooking jewels. Second, d up, there is one surefire way
Speaker 1: to get on this show. I have no talent. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's like the hosts of the show, Uh, like us.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like callers who want to do a
Speaker 1: second date update or something like that. One surefire way
Speaker 1: to make sure your email gets through all the channels
Speaker 1: to get on the air, and that is to sign
Speaker 1: it the way that this dude did. He signed his
Speaker 1: email Eddie a ka Gator. Oh no, any dude that
Speaker 1: calls himself gator is always welcome. Eddie. What's up? How
Speaker 1: are you doing? How are you guys doing good? I
Speaker 1: sorry I called you Eddie. I should have called you Gator.
Speaker 1: My bad. I go by both. Why do you go
Speaker 1: by gator? Eddie? Why is that a decision in your life?
Speaker 1: Because in college I ate the whole chicken breast and
Speaker 1: really didn't even chew it, just kind of gulped it down,
Speaker 1: like you know how they feed gators the raw chickens,
Speaker 1: and I just it wasn't it was cooked, but it
Speaker 1: was pretty impressive. That's even kind of a dumb story.
Speaker 1: You ain't in chicken breast really fast? Did they call
Speaker 1: you gator? Now? And it haunts you for the rest
Speaker 1: of your life. It doesn't sound like it haunts. It
Speaker 1: sounds like Gator digs it. Yeah, well you do sound proud,
Speaker 1: all right, Gator. We'll tell us about the girl that
Speaker 1: you want to call to day. Does she have a
Speaker 1: cool nickname? Well not yet, hopefully someday because I haven't
Speaker 1: heard back from her. So okay, what's her name then? Teresa? Teresa?
Speaker 1: And when you introduce yourself to Teresa, you did you
Speaker 1: introduce yourself as Eddie or Gator? It was a blind date,
Speaker 1: so I was. I was introduced as Eddie before I
Speaker 1: even met her, So that's how that went. Okay, oh blame? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so you were set up through friends. Usually
Speaker 1: that doesn't go very well, but you actually liked her.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, yeah, I had recently got out of
Speaker 1: a relationship. A co worker of mine was at a
Speaker 1: party and this other gal was saying, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you know my friend who's really cute recently divorced. You know.
Speaker 1: Anybody's like, yes, I do you know Eddie? So we
Speaker 1: get set up on actual blind date, no last names,
Speaker 1: no Facebook ness, oh cool, no idea. What was it
Speaker 1: like when you guys showed up, I assume at a
Speaker 1: restaurant and saw each other for the first time. She
Speaker 1: was very cute. I was like, I get why this
Speaker 1: gal has not been in the market for a while.
Speaker 1: She was. I was very impressed. Gator liked what he
Speaker 1: saw and wanted to chomp down on that little chickie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Gator did ye. So you tell us about the date.
Speaker 1: How did it go? Man? It went really well. We
Speaker 1: were just talking and you know, she was recently single
Speaker 1: and I was. And then I came up with an
Speaker 1: idea that I called a vent off, and I was like,
Speaker 1: how about this. I say one bad thing about the
Speaker 1: X I X, then you say one bad thing about
Speaker 1: your X, and we get back and forth and yeah,
Speaker 1: just kind of like like like a ping pong or
Speaker 1: tennis of oh wow, banger. Yeah, Eddie, that's a horrible idea.
Speaker 1: I mean, the last thing you should be talking about, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're both recently single, is your X is let alone
Speaker 1: bashing them? Well, it went great and it ended in
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of laughters, So she and I had
Speaker 1: had a good time. Yeah. It also let it lets
Speaker 1: you know about them, like if they're like oh, and
Speaker 1: he always did this and I'm like, okay, cool. Now
Speaker 1: I know she doesn't like that, so it turned it
Speaker 1: turned out yeah, vent off. Okay, I can't believe that
Speaker 1: turned out. Okay, yeah, that's an interesting idea. She didn't
Speaker 1: seem bothered by it one bit. At the beginning, she
Speaker 1: was kind of like, well, I don't know, and then
Speaker 1: then I think I started. Then she just absolutely like
Speaker 1: you know, went from first to fourth gear and she
Speaker 1: was into it. It It was really fun. Okay, wait, what
Speaker 1: was the worst thing you said about your ax? One
Speaker 1: time I got super pissed off as she wouldn't shave me.
Speaker 1: What fun? Some places you can't reach and I wanted
Speaker 1: to be you know, nice and beach ready for the summer.
Speaker 1: She refused, and yeah, yeah, that is like what she
Speaker 1: never shaved you or it's just one time she didn't
Speaker 1: shave you and that was it. Well, she didn't want to.
Speaker 1: She didn't want to shave certain parts which are hard
Speaker 1: to reach and you get you can get nicks, and
Speaker 1: when you sit on a nick, it's very painful. Man.
Speaker 1: You know what, you're better off. Good thing you got
Speaker 1: rid of her. But on your date, did this like
Speaker 1: launch weird conversations like it just did with us. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, not right away, but then at
Speaker 1: the end, like we're just laughing and she's just like
Speaker 1: giggling about like I can't believe she wouldn't shave your button.
Speaker 1: It was just really is a fun, you know, conversation.
Speaker 1: So okay. So if even that didn't shake her, why
Speaker 1: do you think you're not getting a call back? Good question.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean the only thing that she
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom about three or four times, and
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't ask. I didn't want to. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was you know, food poisoning, or
Speaker 1: maybe you know, a female thing, or maybe she just
Speaker 1: needed a break from Gator's face. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: surprise you didn't ask. I mean, you guys had just
Speaker 1: shared butt shaving together, so it doesn't seem like anything
Speaker 1: would be too personal for you. Well yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: when two people can share butt shaving on a first date,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's gold. You don't get better than that.
Speaker 1: She's just she's tossing that away. I mean, it was
Speaker 1: really that. That's the best standard of first date. So
Speaker 1: come on, I don't Yeah, you're absolutely right when you
Speaker 1: bond over butt shaving. There's no reason you shouldn't get
Speaker 1: a call back. All right, we'll play a song come back,
Speaker 1: and then call her and get your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: Gator says, thank you, Thank you, Gator hang on looking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Right in the middle of a
Speaker 1: second date update. And if you miss the first part,
Speaker 1: Gator is on the phone and today Gator wants to
Speaker 1: call a woman named Teresa. They were set up through friends,
Speaker 1: went out on a date, and he probably had one
Speaker 1: of the best first date activities I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1: They engaged in a vent off. That's right. That's where
Speaker 1: you sit there and you just talk trash about your exes.
Speaker 1: You take turns going back and forth until one of
Speaker 1: you has the best worst X story ever, and then
Speaker 1: you win the vent off. We never asked, Gator, did
Speaker 1: anybody win the vent off? Or do you win the
Speaker 1: vent off? I don't even know how it works, Gator.
Speaker 1: Does somebody win? We both do? It's a win win
Speaker 1: all now, Well, Gator, I think this is maybe the
Speaker 1: worst idea you could have ever possibly had for a
Speaker 1: first day. It sounds like she enjoyed it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that you went wrong somewhere else. I didn't hear. Have
Speaker 1: you tried to contact her? Number of times calls? Text
Speaker 1: nothing back to Gator? Do you always refer to yourself
Speaker 1: in third person? I just got nervous. Okay, that's okay, man,
Speaker 1: it happens. You get nervous and you're for yourself in
Speaker 1: third person. If your your nickname is Gator, you can
Speaker 1: do that. Okay. All right, man, I'm gonna die her
Speaker 1: phone number right now and see if we can figure
Speaker 1: out why she's not calling you back. Okay, yep, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Teresa? Hey, Teresa?
Speaker 1: What's up? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning. You mean the radio station? Yes,
Speaker 1: I am the entire radio stations, you guys sometimes what's up? Nice?
Speaker 1: Thank you? If you listen a lot, have you heard
Speaker 1: the second day updates before? I don't know if I have.
Speaker 1: It's a segment we do on our show where if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with somebody and then
Speaker 1: end up giving them the cold shoulder. After that date,
Speaker 1: they email us to see if we can get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I heard one of these, but it was
Speaker 1: a while ago. Okay, well, what if I told you
Speaker 1: that you are now the star of a second date update? Kid? Right? No, no,
Speaker 1: not at all. Yeah, you recently went out with a
Speaker 1: dude who calls himself Gator. Oh my god, you wanted
Speaker 1: you guys to call me? Yep? Have you just been
Speaker 1: really busy and you haven't been able to get back
Speaker 1: to him? Yeah? I mean, can you just sell that?
Speaker 1: If you would have sold that a little more convincingly, maybe,
Speaker 1: but it's obvious that you were like, yeah, sure, whatever.
Speaker 1: Do you mind telling us why you're not calling Gator back?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to really say it because
Speaker 1: it's kind of embarrassing for him. So I just feel like,
Speaker 1: if it's the butt shaving thing he told us about that,
Speaker 1: Actually that was really funny. We had a vent off.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he told you that, but it
Speaker 1: was like venting about your EXU. Yeah, he did tell
Speaker 1: us about it, and he did say that he shared
Speaker 1: with you that he was mad at one of his
Speaker 1: exes because she wouldn't shave his butt. I know that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I mean I was a little like skeptical, but you know,
Speaker 1: I got to call my accent idiot he got to
Speaker 1: call his was an accent idiot. So I thought it
Speaker 1: was cool. Oh you did enjoy it? Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: actually did. You should actually try that sometimes, pretty funny.
Speaker 1: I did a couple times a week. I feel like
Speaker 1: one hundred bucks an hour though to do it with
Speaker 1: a therapist. But anyway, probably even more fun on a date.
Speaker 1: So if that didn't bother you, then why aren't you
Speaker 1: calling him back? Like? What is what's wrong with Gator?
Speaker 1: I just there's just a weird situation. And I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just it was just weird. But I don't know
Speaker 1: what to say about it. On the day, a weird
Speaker 1: situation happened. So briefly, I go to the ladies room
Speaker 1: and want to come back. There's like a big or
Speaker 1: maybe not a big, but a noticeable piece of my
Speaker 1: food missing. There's like a piece of fish missing from
Speaker 1: my plate. Whoa yeah, And so I was just like,
Speaker 1: did this guy really eat off my plate? And I
Speaker 1: was just like bugging me, bugging me? So I went
Speaker 1: to the ladies again. Oh my gosh, so you're going
Speaker 1: to test him exactly? So I asked the waiter to
Speaker 1: watch while I was away because it was like super
Speaker 1: friendly and I just thought couldn't hurt. So I come
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom and the waiter catches my eye.
Speaker 1: I go over there and he says, yeah, he just
Speaker 1: took a bite out of your roll? What your dinner roll?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's weird, right, Yeah, that is pretty weird. So
Speaker 1: while you were going to the bathroom, he's eating the
Speaker 1: food off your plate? Yeah? Who does that? Like that
Speaker 1: is just I mean he didn't even ask me. Were
Speaker 1: you like raving about how good your food was? And
Speaker 1: you don't think he could help himself or I have
Speaker 1: no idea what the deal was because I mean it's
Speaker 1: a first date. I didn't want to come out and
Speaker 1: he'd be like, oh my gosh, did you just eat
Speaker 1: half of my asparagus with you? Let me smell your peat?
Speaker 1: Like it's weird. Are you going rates for you to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom too? Like he's sneaking your food
Speaker 1: like Niki Strain. Maybe he was hungry. Those restaurant portions
Speaker 1: at some of those fancier places are really small. The
Speaker 1: bottom line is this guy was eating off my plate
Speaker 1: and it's a first date. We're not like best friends
Speaker 1: or anything where he's just chopping on my food. I
Speaker 1: just super weird about it, and it was a huge
Speaker 1: turn off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see that. You
Speaker 1: know this might be a turn off too, But Gator
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. What yep tersa Oh my god. First
Speaker 1: of all, I didn't know you saw that so real.
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Oh my god, you were unbelievable. I mean,
Speaker 1: at least you admitted it. You weren't trying to sneak
Speaker 1: out of it anything. Why are you eating people's food
Speaker 1: while they go to the bathroom, Gator, I was hungry.
Speaker 1: I was nervous all day for the day, didn't eat lunch,
Speaker 1: you know, so hero dinner. I just grabbed a tiny, tiny,
Speaker 1: little forkfuls. Remember why my name is Gator. I could
Speaker 1: have eaten that whole thing in a second. So you
Speaker 1: practice some restraint. That's very nice of you. Did you
Speaker 1: not think I wouldn't notice? I did? I did that. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't think you would notice. It was tiny, tiny,
Speaker 1: little little fish forkfuls. Fish gets flaky and spreads out,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, I guess it just felt I
Speaker 1: don't know, Gator, I mean there's there's other ways to
Speaker 1: go about it, like you could order appetizer or ask
Speaker 1: for another basket of bread. Well that was the thing.
Speaker 1: They took the bread away, and I got hung I
Speaker 1: was embarrassed. I be like, hey, bring the bread more bread.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to look like a pig.
Speaker 1: I'm on a date here, so instead of like, you know,
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I just I thought it would be
Speaker 1: better just to snack a little bit on the plate.
Speaker 1: You know I didn't. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to
Speaker 1: look like a pig. You know, you want to you
Speaker 1: want to just eat off somebody else's plate while they
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, just tiny amounts exactly. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I you know, I feel bad I did. This
Speaker 1: is not this is not what I do. But you
Speaker 1: know I did pay for it, so yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: an essence was fine, and you know your right to her,
Speaker 1: I guess. And that's where you lost me. Well, I
Speaker 1: paid for this. If anything, you were eating my food
Speaker 1: because I paid for it, so technically I was giving
Speaker 1: it to you and you you were eating my fish,
Speaker 1: So wouldn't wrong with you. That's the only thing wrong
Speaker 1: with me is I was hungry. I mean I told
Speaker 1: you that I didn't eat all day, and if we're
Speaker 1: dating for a long time, this would be no problem.
Speaker 1: It would be cute. Yeah, yeah, I would agree with that. Well,
Speaker 1: but also it might be cute if you guys are
Speaker 1: doing it together and you're not waiting until she goes
Speaker 1: to the bathroom to steal her well your food, I guess,
Speaker 1: but to steal the food off her plate. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: a good point. At one point I was thinking, maybe,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll ask her, but you know, we're in
Speaker 1: the middle of event off and it just it would
Speaker 1: just be im poor taste. That would be impor taste.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing, Gator, I've also been hungry
Speaker 1: on a date before. But do you know what I
Speaker 1: did afterwards? I wouldn't got myself a burger at a
Speaker 1: drive through on the way home. That's how you solve
Speaker 1: that problem. Well, I also did that too, because the
Speaker 1: fish wasn't very big. Eat sir, Yeah, they call me
Speaker 1: gator for a reason. Okay, I can eat a lot. Still,
Speaker 1: look good, I'm not called I'm not called little baby bird.
Speaker 1: All right? All right, Well, I don't want to ask
Speaker 1: this question because I don't want to have to buy
Speaker 1: you food. But Teresa, would you like to go on
Speaker 1: a second date with Gator? We will pay for it.
Speaker 1: Um no, No, I'm good, thank you. Look, I know
Speaker 1: I know you don't want to go another day with me,
Speaker 1: but we did have a really good time to vent off.
Speaker 1: We were laughing and I shouldn't have eaten off your
Speaker 1: plate sneakily. I'm sorry. The next next time I'll ask
Speaker 1: if I can have a bite. Will there be a
Speaker 1: next time? Teresa? I feel like you should give him
Speaker 1: just one more chance you have fun. Okay, only if
Speaker 1: he admits that saying when he paid for the food,
Speaker 1: it was technically that better have been a joke. Agree
Speaker 1: that that was a joke, bad joke. Yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: Well we'll pay for it. So the food that you
Speaker 1: guys eat is technically ours, and I'm going to come
Speaker 1: over and eat off both your plates. Okay, that works,
Speaker 1: that's sounds good to me. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes yes yes. Gator is ready to show down. All right,
Speaker 1: you guys, Well, we'll get it all set up and
Speaker 1: send you out on another date. Teresa, thank you very
Speaker 1: much for your time. Oh yeah, thank you. She sounds
Speaker 1: so excited, and Gator ye, go get some food now,
Speaker 1: because I'm sure it's been a few minutes. You're probably starving. Actually,
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you guys this, but I've been eating
Speaker 1: foods entire foom calling in the morning. I'm gonna text
Speaker 1: in at seven eighty five to nine two that says,
Speaker 1: I'm amazed that you go on a date with a
Speaker 1: guy named Gator and him eating your food is the
Speaker 1: worst thing that happened. It's Brooke and Jewel in the
Speaker 1: morning talking about today's second date. Update if you missed it.
Speaker 1: Gator that's not his real name, that is his nickname,
Speaker 1: wanted to call Teresa. He couldn't figure out why she
Speaker 1: wasn't calling him back after they went to dinner, and
Speaker 1: it turns out that every time she would get up
Speaker 1: and go to the bathroom, he would eat some of
Speaker 1: her food. He kept sneaking bites of her food and
Speaker 1: that was weird to her. Well, it's weird to anybody,
Speaker 1: and she was testing them, like she went to the
Speaker 1: bathroom like four times just to see her plate had
Speaker 1: to have been half missing by the time plate. He said,
Speaker 1: he's got a big appetite. That's one of the reasons
Speaker 1: that he's called Gator, and he just wanted to eat
Speaker 1: her food. They did actually agree to go out again,
Speaker 1: which is interesting, But I don't know if next time,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll at least let her know that he wants
Speaker 1: to buy her a free instead of just trying to
Speaker 1: steal it. All you has to do is next time,
Speaker 1: eat her whole plate and order her another plate. So
Speaker 1: just swop him out. That's what appetizers are for. I
Speaker 1: don't understand why everyone is missing this. Everybody's in support,
Speaker 1: everybody supports Gator. Yeah, everybody's like, no, it's all good.
Speaker 1: Gator can sneak food. Somebody else texts it in and
Speaker 1: said they actually want a date Gator. They liked him
Speaker 1: that much. Remember, if you want to want to do
Speaker 1: a second day up, they don't have to do this.
Speaker 1: Email the show and we will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back