WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Gator Gets Shaved

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking jewels. Second, d up, there is one surefire way

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<v Speaker 1>to get on this show. I have no talent. Well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's like the hosts of the show, Uh, like us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about like callers who want to do a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update or something like that. One surefire way

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure your email gets through all the channels

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<v Speaker 1>to get on the air, and that is to sign

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<v Speaker 1>it the way that this dude did. He signed his

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<v Speaker 1>email Eddie a ka Gator. Oh no, any dude that

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<v Speaker 1>calls himself gator is always welcome. Eddie. What's up? How

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? How are you guys doing good? I

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<v Speaker 1>sorry I called you Eddie. I should have called you Gator.

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<v Speaker 1>My bad. I go by both. Why do you go

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<v Speaker 1>by gator? Eddie? Why is that a decision in your life?

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<v Speaker 1>Because in college I ate the whole chicken breast and

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<v Speaker 1>really didn't even chew it, just kind of gulped it down,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know how they feed gators the raw chickens,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just it wasn't it was cooked, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty impressive. That's even kind of a dumb story.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't in chicken breast really fast? Did they call

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<v Speaker 1>you gator? Now? And it haunts you for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of your life. It doesn't sound like it haunts. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like Gator digs it. Yeah, well you do sound proud,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Gator. We'll tell us about the girl that

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<v Speaker 1>you want to call to day. Does she have a

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<v Speaker 1>cool nickname? Well not yet, hopefully someday because I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>heard back from her. So okay, what's her name then? Teresa? Teresa?

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<v Speaker 1>And when you introduce yourself to Teresa, you did you

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<v Speaker 1>introduce yourself as Eddie or Gator? It was a blind date,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was. I was introduced as Eddie before I

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<v Speaker 1>even met her, So that's how that went. Okay, oh blame? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, so you were set up through friends. Usually

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't go very well, but you actually liked her.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like, yeah, I had recently got out of

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<v Speaker 1>a relationship. A co worker of mine was at a

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<v Speaker 1>party and this other gal was saying, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know my friend who's really cute recently divorced. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody's like, yes, I do you know Eddie? So we

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<v Speaker 1>get set up on actual blind date, no last names,

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<v Speaker 1>no Facebook ness, oh cool, no idea. What was it

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<v Speaker 1>like when you guys showed up, I assume at a

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant and saw each other for the first time. She

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<v Speaker 1>was very cute. I was like, I get why this

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<v Speaker 1>gal has not been in the market for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>She was. I was very impressed. Gator liked what he

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<v Speaker 1>saw and wanted to chomp down on that little chickie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Gator did ye. So you tell us about the date.

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<v Speaker 1>How did it go? Man? It went really well. We

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<v Speaker 1>were just talking and you know, she was recently single

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<v Speaker 1>and I was. And then I came up with an

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<v Speaker 1>idea that I called a vent off, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>how about this. I say one bad thing about the

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<v Speaker 1>X I X, then you say one bad thing about

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<v Speaker 1>your X, and we get back and forth and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of like like like a ping pong or

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<v Speaker 1>tennis of oh wow, banger. Yeah, Eddie, that's a horrible idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the last thing you should be talking about, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're both recently single, is your X is let alone

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<v Speaker 1>bashing them? Well, it went great and it ended in

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch of laughters, So she and I had

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<v Speaker 1>had a good time. Yeah. It also let it lets

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<v Speaker 1>you know about them, like if they're like oh, and

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<v Speaker 1>he always did this and I'm like, okay, cool. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I know she doesn't like that, so it turned it

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<v Speaker 1>turned out yeah, vent off. Okay, I can't believe that

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<v Speaker 1>turned out. Okay, yeah, that's an interesting idea. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>seem bothered by it one bit. At the beginning, she

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of like, well, I don't know, and then

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<v Speaker 1>then I think I started. Then she just absolutely like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, went from first to fourth gear and she

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<v Speaker 1>was into it. It It was really fun. Okay, wait, what

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<v Speaker 1>was the worst thing you said about your ax? One

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<v Speaker 1>time I got super pissed off as she wouldn't shave me.

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<v Speaker 1>What fun? Some places you can't reach and I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to be you know, nice and beach ready for the summer.

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<v Speaker 1>She refused, and yeah, yeah, that is like what she

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<v Speaker 1>never shaved you or it's just one time she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>shave you and that was it. Well, she didn't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't want to shave certain parts which are hard

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<v Speaker 1>to reach and you get you can get nicks, and

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<v Speaker 1>when you sit on a nick, it's very painful. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, you're better off. Good thing you got

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<v Speaker 1>rid of her. But on your date, did this like

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<v Speaker 1>launch weird conversations like it just did with us. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, not right away, but then at

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<v Speaker 1>the end, like we're just laughing and she's just like

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<v Speaker 1>giggling about like I can't believe she wouldn't shave your button.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just really is a fun, you know, conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay. So if even that didn't shake her, why

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<v Speaker 1>do you think you're not getting a call back? Good question.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean the only thing that she

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<v Speaker 1>went to the bathroom about three or four times, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I didn't ask. I didn't want to. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if it was you know, food poisoning, or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you know, a female thing, or maybe she just

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<v Speaker 1>needed a break from Gator's face. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>surprise you didn't ask. I mean, you guys had just

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<v Speaker 1>shared butt shaving together, so it doesn't seem like anything

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<v Speaker 1>would be too personal for you. Well yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>when two people can share butt shaving on a first date,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's that's gold. You don't get better than that.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just she's tossing that away. I mean, it was

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<v Speaker 1>really that. That's the best standard of first date. So

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<v Speaker 1>come on, I don't Yeah, you're absolutely right when you

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<v Speaker 1>bond over butt shaving. There's no reason you shouldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>a call back. All right, we'll play a song come back,

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<v Speaker 1>and then call her and get your second date update. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Gator says, thank you, Thank you, Gator hang on looking

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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning. Right in the middle of a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. And if you miss the first part,

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<v Speaker 1>Gator is on the phone and today Gator wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call a woman named Teresa. They were set up through friends,

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a date, and he probably had one

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<v Speaker 1>of the best first date activities I've ever heard of.

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<v Speaker 1>They engaged in a vent off. That's right. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>you sit there and you just talk trash about your exes.

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<v Speaker 1>You take turns going back and forth until one of

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<v Speaker 1>you has the best worst X story ever, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you win the vent off. We never asked, Gator, did

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<v Speaker 1>anybody win the vent off? Or do you win the

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<v Speaker 1>vent off? I don't even know how it works, Gator.

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<v Speaker 1>Does somebody win? We both do? It's a win win

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<v Speaker 1>all now, Well, Gator, I think this is maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>worst idea you could have ever possibly had for a

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<v Speaker 1>first day. It sounds like she enjoyed it. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>that you went wrong somewhere else. I didn't hear. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you tried to contact her? Number of times calls? Text

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<v Speaker 1>nothing back to Gator? Do you always refer to yourself

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<v Speaker 1>in third person? I just got nervous. Okay, that's okay, man,

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<v Speaker 1>it happens. You get nervous and you're for yourself in

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<v Speaker 1>third person. If your your nickname is Gator, you can

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Okay. All right, man, I'm gonna die her

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<v Speaker 1>phone number right now and see if we can figure

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<v Speaker 1>out why she's not calling you back. Okay, yep, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Teresa? Hey, Teresa?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewel in the morning. You mean the radio station? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I am the entire radio stations, you guys sometimes what's up? Nice?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? If you listen a lot, have you heard

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<v Speaker 1>the second day updates before? I don't know if I have.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a segment we do on our show where if

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<v Speaker 1>you go out on a date with somebody and then

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<v Speaker 1>end up giving them the cold shoulder. After that date,

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<v Speaker 1>they email us to see if we can get you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and find out what happened. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I heard one of these, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>a while ago. Okay, well, what if I told you

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<v Speaker 1>that you are now the star of a second date update? Kid? Right? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. Yeah, you recently went out with a

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<v Speaker 1>dude who calls himself Gator. Oh my god, you wanted

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<v Speaker 1>you guys to call me? Yep? Have you just been

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<v Speaker 1>really busy and you haven't been able to get back

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<v Speaker 1>to him? Yeah? I mean, can you just sell that?

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<v Speaker 1>If you would have sold that a little more convincingly, maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's obvious that you were like, yeah, sure, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mind telling us why you're not calling Gator back?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't want to really say it because

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of embarrassing for him. So I just feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's the butt shaving thing he told us about that,

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that was really funny. We had a vent off.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he told you that, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was like venting about your EXU. Yeah, he did tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about it, and he did say that he shared

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<v Speaker 1>with you that he was mad at one of his

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<v Speaker 1>exes because she wouldn't shave his butt. I know that's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I was a little like skeptical, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to call my accent idiot he got to

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<v Speaker 1>call his was an accent idiot. So I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was cool. Oh you did enjoy it? Okay, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually did. You should actually try that sometimes, pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I did a couple times a week. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred bucks an hour though to do it with

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<v Speaker 1>a therapist. But anyway, probably even more fun on a date.

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<v Speaker 1>So if that didn't bother you, then why aren't you

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back? Like? What is what's wrong with Gator?

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<v Speaker 1>I just there's just a weird situation. And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just it was just weird. But I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to say about it. On the day, a weird

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<v Speaker 1>situation happened. So briefly, I go to the ladies room

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<v Speaker 1>and want to come back. There's like a big or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe not a big, but a noticeable piece of my

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<v Speaker 1>food missing. There's like a piece of fish missing from

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<v Speaker 1>my plate. Whoa yeah, And so I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>did this guy really eat off my plate? And I

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<v Speaker 1>was just like bugging me, bugging me? So I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the ladies again. Oh my gosh, so you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to test him exactly? So I asked the waiter to

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<v Speaker 1>watch while I was away because it was like super

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<v Speaker 1>friendly and I just thought couldn't hurt. So I come

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<v Speaker 1>out of the bathroom and the waiter catches my eye.

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<v Speaker 1>I go over there and he says, yeah, he just

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<v Speaker 1>took a bite out of your roll? What your dinner roll?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's weird, right, Yeah, that is pretty weird. So

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<v Speaker 1>while you were going to the bathroom, he's eating the

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<v Speaker 1>food off your plate? Yeah? Who does that? Like that

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<v Speaker 1>is just I mean he didn't even ask me. Were

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<v Speaker 1>you like raving about how good your food was? And

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<v Speaker 1>you don't think he could help himself or I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea what the deal was because I mean it's

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<v Speaker 1>a first date. I didn't want to come out and

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<v Speaker 1>he'd be like, oh my gosh, did you just eat

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<v Speaker 1>half of my asparagus with you? Let me smell your peat?

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's weird. Are you going rates for you to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom too? Like he's sneaking your food

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<v Speaker 1>like Niki Strain. Maybe he was hungry. Those restaurant portions

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<v Speaker 1>at some of those fancier places are really small. The

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<v Speaker 1>bottom line is this guy was eating off my plate

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a first date. We're not like best friends

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<v Speaker 1>or anything where he's just chopping on my food. I

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<v Speaker 1>just super weird about it, and it was a huge

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<v Speaker 1>turn off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see that. You

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<v Speaker 1>know this might be a turn off too, But Gator

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<v Speaker 1>is actually on the other line listening and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. What yep tersa Oh my god. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I didn't know you saw that so real.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry about that. Oh my god, you were unbelievable. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>at least you admitted it. You weren't trying to sneak

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<v Speaker 1>out of it anything. Why are you eating people's food

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<v Speaker 1>while they go to the bathroom, Gator, I was hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>I was nervous all day for the day, didn't eat lunch,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, so hero dinner. I just grabbed a tiny, tiny,

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<v Speaker 1>little forkfuls. Remember why my name is Gator. I could

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<v Speaker 1>have eaten that whole thing in a second. So you

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<v Speaker 1>practice some restraint. That's very nice of you. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>not think I wouldn't notice? I did? I did that. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think you would notice. It was tiny, tiny,

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<v Speaker 1>little little fish forkfuls. Fish gets flaky and spreads out,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, oh, I guess it just felt I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, Gator, I mean there's there's other ways to

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<v Speaker 1>go about it, like you could order appetizer or ask

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<v Speaker 1>for another basket of bread. Well that was the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>They took the bread away, and I got hung I

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<v Speaker 1>was embarrassed. I be like, hey, bring the bread more bread.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't want to look like a pig.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on a date here, so instead of like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just yeah, I just I thought it would be

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<v Speaker 1>better just to snack a little bit on the plate.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I didn't. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>look like a pig. You know, you want to you

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<v Speaker 1>want to just eat off somebody else's plate while they

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom, just tiny amounts exactly. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I you know, I feel bad I did. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not this is not what I do. But you

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<v Speaker 1>know I did pay for it, so yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>an essence was fine, and you know your right to her,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. And that's where you lost me. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>paid for this. If anything, you were eating my food

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<v Speaker 1>because I paid for it, so technically I was giving

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<v Speaker 1>it to you and you you were eating my fish,

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<v Speaker 1>So wouldn't wrong with you. That's the only thing wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with me is I was hungry. I mean I told

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<v Speaker 1>you that I didn't eat all day, and if we're

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<v Speaker 1>dating for a long time, this would be no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be cute. Yeah, yeah, I would agree with that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>but also it might be cute if you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>doing it together and you're not waiting until she goes

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<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom to steal her well your food, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>but to steal the food off her plate. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good point. At one point I was thinking, maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'll ask her, but you know, we're in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of event off and it just it would

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<v Speaker 1>just be im poor taste. That would be impor taste.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, here's the thing, Gator, I've also been hungry

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<v Speaker 1>on a date before. But do you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>did afterwards? I wouldn't got myself a burger at a

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<v Speaker 1>drive through on the way home. That's how you solve

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<v Speaker 1>that problem. Well, I also did that too, because the

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<v Speaker 1>fish wasn't very big. Eat sir, Yeah, they call me

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<v Speaker 1>gator for a reason. Okay, I can eat a lot. Still,

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<v Speaker 1>look good, I'm not called I'm not called little baby bird.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? All right, Well, I don't want to ask

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<v Speaker 1>this question because I don't want to have to buy

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<v Speaker 1>you food. But Teresa, would you like to go on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date with Gator? We will pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Um no, No, I'm good, thank you. Look, I know

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't want to go another day with me,

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<v Speaker 1>but we did have a really good time to vent off.

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<v Speaker 1>We were laughing and I shouldn't have eaten off your

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<v Speaker 1>plate sneakily. I'm sorry. The next next time I'll ask

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<v Speaker 1>if I can have a bite. Will there be a

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<v Speaker 1>next time? Teresa? I feel like you should give him

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<v Speaker 1>just one more chance you have fun. Okay, only if

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<v Speaker 1>he admits that saying when he paid for the food,

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<v Speaker 1>it was technically that better have been a joke. Agree

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<v Speaker 1>that that was a joke, bad joke. Yeah, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well we'll pay for it. So the food that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys eat is technically ours, and I'm going to come

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<v Speaker 1>over and eat off both your plates. Okay, that works,

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<v Speaker 1>that's sounds good to me. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>yes yes yes. Gator is ready to show down. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, Well, we'll get it all set up and

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<v Speaker 1>send you out on another date. Teresa, thank you very

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<v Speaker 1>much for your time. Oh yeah, thank you. She sounds

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<v Speaker 1>so excited, and Gator ye, go get some food now,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm sure it's been a few minutes. You're probably starving. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you guys this, but I've been eating

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<v Speaker 1>foods entire foom calling in the morning. I'm gonna text

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<v Speaker 1>in at seven eighty five to nine two that says,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm amazed that you go on a date with a

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<v Speaker 1>guy named Gator and him eating your food is the

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<v Speaker 1>worst thing that happened. It's Brooke and Jewel in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning talking about today's second date. Update if you missed it.

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<v Speaker 1>Gator that's not his real name, that is his nickname,

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to call Teresa. He couldn't figure out why she

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't calling him back after they went to dinner, and

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out that every time she would get up

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<v Speaker 1>and go to the bathroom, he would eat some of

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<v Speaker 1>her food. He kept sneaking bites of her food and

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<v Speaker 1>that was weird to her. Well, it's weird to anybody,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was testing them, like she went to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom like four times just to see her plate had

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<v Speaker 1>to have been half missing by the time plate. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got a big appetite. That's one of the reasons

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<v Speaker 1>that he's called Gator, and he just wanted to eat

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<v Speaker 1>her food. They did actually agree to go out again,

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<v Speaker 1>which is interesting, But I don't know if next time,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I'll at least let her know that he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to buy her a free instead of just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>steal it. All you has to do is next time,

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<v Speaker 1>eat her whole plate and order her another plate. So

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<v Speaker 1>just swop him out. That's what appetizers are for. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand why everyone is missing this. Everybody's in support,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody supports Gator. Yeah, everybody's like, no, it's all good.

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<v Speaker 1>Gator can sneak food. Somebody else texts it in and

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<v Speaker 1>said they actually want a date Gator. They liked him

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<v Speaker 1>that much. Remember, if you want to want to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second day up, they don't have to do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Email the show and we will call the person who

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<v Speaker 1>didn't call you back