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Speaker 1: I'm talking about like callers who want to do a

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Speaker 1: to get on the air, and that is to sign

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Speaker 1: it the way that this dude did. He signed his

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Speaker 1: email Eddie a ka Gator. Oh no, any dude that

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Speaker 1: calls himself gator is always welcome. Eddie. What's up? How

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Speaker 1: are you doing? How are you guys doing good? I

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Speaker 1: sorry I called you Eddie. I should have called you Gator.

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Speaker 1: My bad. I go by both. Why do you go

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Speaker 1: by gator? Eddie? Why is that a decision in your life?

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Speaker 1: Because in college I ate the whole chicken breast and

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Speaker 1: You ain't in chicken breast really fast? Did they call

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Speaker 1: sounds like Gator digs it. Yeah, well you do sound proud,

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Speaker 1: all right, Gator. We'll tell us about the girl that

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Speaker 1: And when you introduce yourself to Teresa, you did you

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Speaker 1: all right, so you were set up through friends. Usually

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Speaker 1: Anybody's like, yes, I do you know Eddie? So we

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Speaker 1: no Facebook ness, oh cool, no idea. What was it

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Speaker 1: Gator is on the phone and today Gator wants to

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Speaker 1: call a woman named Teresa. They were set up through friends,

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Speaker 1: They engaged in a vent off. That's right. That's where

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Speaker 1: What's up? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning. You mean the radio station? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am the entire radio stations, you guys sometimes what's up? Nice?

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Speaker 1: that you are now the star of a second date update? Kid? Right? No, no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. Yeah, you recently went out with a

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Speaker 1: So if that didn't bother you, then why aren't you

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's weird, right, Yeah, that is pretty weird. So

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Speaker 1: So wouldn't wrong with you. That's the only thing wrong

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Speaker 1: All right? All right, Well, I don't want to ask

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Speaker 1: Gator that's not his real name, that is his nickname,

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