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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Best

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Speaker 1: Trends Forever. Ah, I'm Jack, that's Miles. Uh, this is

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Speaker 1: what's trending. Uh? Hashtag dogs forbidden? What's what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Why dogs on the Internet? I think I put an

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Speaker 1: extra be in there. It's actually just be dogs for Biden. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And then there's also dogs with the number four Biden

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Speaker 1: that's trending on Twitter because people, because no human would

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Speaker 1: willingly show their face and say that they are voting

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Speaker 1: for Joe Biden, They're using their animals who are passive

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Speaker 1: and say that these dogs are for Joe Biden. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, it's just people. Is doggal content on Twitter?

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Speaker 1: So hey, dogs forbidden? Huh? Now dogs forbidden? You don't

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Speaker 1: want to go in that hashtag. It's about it really

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Speaker 1: shitty park where dogs cannot frolic and you just you

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Speaker 1: hate to see it. Yeah? Uh yeah, I have my

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Speaker 1: this friend of mine, Amy Cooper, who was talking about

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Speaker 1: how they there's this one park where they won't all right,

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Speaker 1: that sucks? O science is trending? Why science trending? Well,

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Speaker 1: this is this is random pure Alley Kaylee Mcinahey. The

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Speaker 1: liar lio is that the Lyons Secretary of Lies or

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Speaker 1: Press secretary, uh has been just saying that there's this

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Speaker 1: hot line, this hot take base. Essentially that boils down

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Speaker 1: to her saying that science won't stand in the way

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Speaker 1: of schools opening. Oh what is that even mean? Like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know what that means, but how could

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Speaker 1: you say that and then expect somebody to say like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's safe. That's what we were talking on tomorrow's episode

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Speaker 1: about how Pence was saying he's not gonna let the

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Speaker 1: c d C or he they don't want the c

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Speaker 1: d C to prevent school from opening. It's yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's just so backwards that I feel like they could

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Speaker 1: really people keep referencing nine eight four, but like they're

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Speaker 1: just they they don't have the sophistication to use like

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Speaker 1: tricky language, so it's just they're just saying things that

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Speaker 1: are on the surface nonsensical, like we don't want to

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Speaker 1: let science stand in the way of um. They also

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Speaker 1: had they also had that cool display that they did

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Speaker 1: on the South lawn with the pickup trucks about regulation.

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Speaker 1: You see that that, I mean, that's how that's how

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Speaker 1: we just visual learners, you know, turning turning the presidency

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Speaker 1: into a infomercial. Um, I mean between that and Goya,

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Speaker 1: I mean everybody is getting a little bit of shine commercially. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Goya thing seems so It's again it's like, so

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Speaker 1: it should it shouldn't be legal, um for unfortunately against

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Speaker 1: regulations or it's a viol it's an ethics violation, Which

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Speaker 1: what's the point if nothing fucking happens? Like really, but

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Speaker 1: he he's basically trading a endorsement for an an advertisement

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Speaker 1: in like the picture of him sitting there with the

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Speaker 1: Goya cans and products smiling looks like it was photoshops

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Speaker 1: like that. Can't that? That seems impossible? What's sort of

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Speaker 1: like his aesthetic. It's like ethnic food. I will pose

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Speaker 1: with it. Don't forget that that amazing tostada salad bowls

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Speaker 1: uh at Trump Tower that he loved famously in the

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Speaker 1: build up to the election, was like, I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love my Hispanics and Latinos, and I love a

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Speaker 1: fred ortilla bowl. The icon uh, brick and bag is trending.

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Speaker 1: These are expensive begs. Um, oh, you know we know

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Speaker 1: about that. We've heard about these things. These herm Birke

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Speaker 1: Birken bags, these darn herms Birkin's h Yeah, aramis Birken bag. Look,

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Speaker 1: the wait list is like seven hundred years long, and

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Speaker 1: it's like these things ranged in the thousands to fucking

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Speaker 1: like a luxury automobile level prices, uh to attain a bag.

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Speaker 1: And this is trending because from me Gos gave culture

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Speaker 1: his daughter with Cardi b eight thousand dollar Birken bag

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Speaker 1: for his daughter's second birthday, for her twenty four months

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Speaker 1: on Earth and birthday. Uh, this is an eight thousand

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Speaker 1: dollar handbag that was like pink and very uh you

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Speaker 1: know cool. But it is just so funny because her

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Speaker 1: reaction to it is like a true two year old

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Speaker 1: because this child doesn't know that that's an exclusive broken

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Speaker 1: bag and her drip is making people sicker than the plague. Uh,

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Speaker 1: It's just she like sees it and she just throws

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Speaker 1: it back in the box. It's like this just want

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Speaker 1: toys will well of like you think two year old

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Speaker 1: love to destroy things. They like that that is what

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Speaker 1: they like doing. They're like ripping it up, They're like

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Speaker 1: and so the fact that this bag is uh so

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Speaker 1: valuable that you really wouldn't want it to be destroyed

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Speaker 1: or probably too sturdy to be destroyed, makes it not

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Speaker 1: not a good gift for a two year old. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like it feels like when you buy your two

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Speaker 1: year old to eight thousand dollar bag for their birthday.

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Speaker 1: It's like in certain video games where you can accumulate wealth,

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Speaker 1: you literally don't know how to spend it anymore, and

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Speaker 1: you're like, fine, I guess I'll just buy every single

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Speaker 1: like accessory for my character. I'm not gonna use it,

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Speaker 1: but I have this. They don't care. It is what

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Speaker 1: it is, and the child I feel bad, you know,

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Speaker 1: because a fucking tennis ball may have been more exciting

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Speaker 1: than eight thousand dollars. And they're not dogs. But two

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Speaker 1: year olds are not super sophisticated um famous famously not

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Speaker 1: the most sophisticated did of humans. I mean my kid,

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Speaker 1: my kid, my fucking eighteen month old didn't like his

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Speaker 1: autumn rs PG ristwatch. Unbelievable, freaking scumbag. It's so funny

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Speaker 1: because there are like you really have to get into

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Speaker 1: kid mind to like wrap your head around the things

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Speaker 1: that are going to impress and delight them and kid mind,

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Speaker 1: Like there are times when I have my kids alone

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Speaker 1: for the weekend, because my wife is out of town

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Speaker 1: and when she gets back or like I start work,

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Speaker 1: I can't communicate with adults because my brain is so

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Speaker 1: like just switch gears. Yeah, it's like in a different gear. Um.

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Speaker 1: And then but this is like the greatest divide between

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Speaker 1: like a person who has never gotten down to that

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Speaker 1: level and been like, oh yeah, this doesn't does not

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Speaker 1: matter at all. And stop with the flex gifts for kids.

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Speaker 1: We get it. It's for your own ego because look

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Speaker 1: I got my two year old eight thousand dollar broken bag.

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Speaker 1: We get it. Kids pop like a fifty cent pinwheel.

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Speaker 1: Pin wheels are really big with them? Uh, so that

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Speaker 1: that's like a thing you just blow on and who

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Speaker 1: that is? Uh? You learned to really value things like

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Speaker 1: that and bubbles. Uh when you when you have a

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Speaker 1: two year old. Um, Jake Paul is trending. Uh, which

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Speaker 1: is always good news in my book, because this man's

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Speaker 1: cultural contributions can't be overstated. No, I mean he's just

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Speaker 1: he did like the sickest ship dude this full through

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Speaker 1: a fucking sick ass party and Calabasas dude on Saturday,

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Speaker 1: bro like massive party. There was a dude the video

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Speaker 1: I saw was ridiculous. It's just it was stupid. Um

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Speaker 1: And there was like a fucking full on excavator like

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Speaker 1: a back you know, like a fucking exca like construction hardware.

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Speaker 1: There it was. It was a mess, and uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think we have a long way to go to

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Speaker 1: inform people like like they have to do, you know,

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Speaker 1: more than just I guess resumed regularly scheduled programming. Speak

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Speaker 1: of the Devil. My two year old just entered the

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Speaker 1: studio and oh yeah, ask him what's his favorite kind

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Speaker 1: of Rolex presidential? This is what he's up to, jumping

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Speaker 1: on a trampoline. Now, Oh man, I love it. I

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Speaker 1: love it. Yeah. So I mean, look, Jake paul I thing.

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Speaker 1: It's it's very on brand for him, which is called

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Speaker 1: which means not reading the room, just doing whatever the

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Speaker 1: funk you want to because you know, because YouTube made

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Speaker 1: you famous and you have no connection to reality anymore. Wait,

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Speaker 1: why did they have a back ho What was the

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Speaker 1: point of that? I don't know. I just saw in

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Speaker 1: this video there is a straight up yellow, big ass

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Speaker 1: yellow excavator and they're like, what is this? Is it

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Speaker 1: a fucking prop? Like we're people are like hanging from it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that does look like a sick thing to

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Speaker 1: do to have at your party at a time when

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't be having parties maybe, I mean when people

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Speaker 1: are just you know, millye rocking in a bedroom or

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Speaker 1: like a big gas living room and playing beer pong.

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Speaker 1: I mean, look, Canton Nities images ship looks sick as

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Speaker 1: funk breath. But the total failure of this, I gotta

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Speaker 1: know what is't Where the funk are we? Yeah? Fox Celebrities. Alright, guys,

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Speaker 1: that is going to do it for this Thursday afternoon.

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Speaker 1: We hope you guys are good, kind to each other,

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Speaker 1: be kind to yourselves, wash your hands, stay safe, and

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy. We'll be back tomorrow

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Speaker 1: with another episode of the podcast, and we'll tell that

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Speaker 1: bye bye