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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is running in and out of my life,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Charlie. Yes, chatting, writing and a deal would the

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Speaker 1: gap baby? Yes, Yes, We'll get into that strawberry letter

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Speaker 1: in just a bit, because right now it is time

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Speaker 1: for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew Tommy,

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Speaker 1: what is on the menu today? Well, we need to

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Speaker 1: go to the doctor. We we're not feeling well. Charley. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You know, when you have an element you need to

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Speaker 1: get on down and get yourself checked out. But right

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Speaker 1: now we're gonna call and we're gonna let him know

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Speaker 1: that Dr Petrie. I need some help, Dr Petrie. I

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Speaker 1: need some help Dr Petrie Office a call. Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach Dr Petrie. Please, this is Dr Petrie.

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Speaker 1: Dr Petrie. I'm my name is a Jared Jared, and

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Speaker 1: I was hoping you can help me. I would have

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Speaker 1: would would have would a problem that I have? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Hello Jared, Um, I would love to help you out

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Speaker 1: with a problem. Unfortunately that Dr right, I am, but

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Speaker 1: this is my personal number. How did you get this number?

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Speaker 1: Somebody gave me this number so I could call you

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Speaker 1: and and and try to get some counseling from you,

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Speaker 1: because I gotta I mean, I'm I'm, I'm I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: really in a bad situation right now. Okay, I can

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Speaker 1: I can recognize that that you're in a bad situation.

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Speaker 1: But how did you get my number? This is my

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Speaker 1: personal line? Who gave you my number? Are you? You?

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Speaker 1: You're the doctor, You're the counselor to help people with

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Speaker 1: with with with with situations and problems and stuff. Right, yes,

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Speaker 1: I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared? Uh,

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Speaker 1: I got a problem that just seemed like I'm just

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Speaker 1: you know, I've been married to my wife for six years. Okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait wait Jared, Now this what you're what you're about

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Speaker 1: to get into. You're about to you want to go

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Speaker 1: into a counseling session. And so in order to do that,

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Speaker 1: I do that through making an appointment. UM, all of that.

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Speaker 1: But to you, you don't understand I'm trying. What I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to tell you is that I gotta sit away,

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Speaker 1: and I know it's gonna happen again to night because

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Speaker 1: it's been happening all the time. I'm just I just

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Speaker 1: need if you could just give me a little bit

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Speaker 1: of help and then I'll come in next week. But

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just need you to tell me how

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Speaker 1: to handle my problem and then I'll come in next week.

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Speaker 1: I just I just I need this bad right now.

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Speaker 1: J Jared, Jared, I need you to focus. Okay. I

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Speaker 1: don't do this over the phone. However, it's founds to

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Speaker 1: me like you really need I need you. Can you

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Speaker 1: can you be there for me? Just for me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm here. Rights for calling you and disrupting your weekend,

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Speaker 1: but can you help me out? Melling back? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what's going on. Someone I call him back. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm here, Jared. I'm here. Dr Patriot, I'm here. Tell

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Speaker 1: me telling what's going on? Jared. I'm here to listen

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Speaker 1: to you. Okay, listen. I've been I've been married to

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Speaker 1: my wife for like six years now, and and I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is. But whenever, whenever we intimate,

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Speaker 1: you know, I guess scared. And I'm going to the

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Speaker 1: the intimacy between me and huh. Okay, Jared, this this

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Speaker 1: sounds like a particular case. Um, it's different from anything

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Speaker 1: that I've experienced thus far. And I want to make

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Speaker 1: big league. Get not turning it back? What long will

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Speaker 1: we live? You will leave baby? Nothing long with that? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Jared's focus. You called me and you need me. I'll

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Speaker 1: be going, I'll be going through it to be follow me, Okay, Jared.

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Speaker 1: What I need to do is I need to make

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Speaker 1: sure three o'clock, four o'clock Rock, five, six o'clock and

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Speaker 1: o'clock Rock, Nor o'clock rock. We're going to rock, rock

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Speaker 1: the clock tonight, win the clock, right, you win the

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Speaker 1: band down? He tore breed, Oh how did you get

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Speaker 1: my number? How did you get my personal number? They

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Speaker 1: gave me your number and said you you would be

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Speaker 1: let's just sup together. I want to help you. I

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Speaker 1: a lifeline for an anchor, I'm trying to be that.

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Speaker 1: with morecy. I know my wife is gonna leave me

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Speaker 1: if I don't quit doing this. Here's this story of

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Speaker 1: a lovely lady, not three barely lovely girl. Jared, My

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Speaker 1: minto would be lost, the mood would be lost the minute.

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Speaker 1: Look here, look here, I need you, I need it

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Speaker 1: needs you to help me. I need to get you

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Speaker 1: You need to erase my personal number from your cell phone,

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Speaker 1: because every good he knows your name. Jared. Focus, Focus, Focus,

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Speaker 1: Jared focus. There's a lot more going on here. But

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Speaker 1: once you're man now with me and all the game

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Speaker 1: learning from each other, why we do I think gonna

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Speaker 1: have a good time? You know what, Jared's My patience

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Speaker 1: is said up. I have no more patience with you now.

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Speaker 1: I need you to face fuckers and get it together.

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Speaker 1: Why why didn't you call me? Why did you? How

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Speaker 1: did you get my number? You supposed to be a doctor.

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Speaker 1: You're supposed to be the doctor and a doctor, don't

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Speaker 1: This is Tommy? Gave me your number for me? Who Steve?

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Speaker 1: You know Steve? Don't you? Now? Look? I want to

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Speaker 1: So who is Tommy? Who is Stephen? And how did

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Speaker 1: you get my number? On the rain? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: that's Stephen on the Steven on the radio as in radio,

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Speaker 1: as in Tommy, Matthew, Tommy? Uh? Doctor, you know you

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Speaker 1: didn't go? Oh my god, do you have a colleague

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Speaker 1: named Charles? You know what I'm gonna ki, look that

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Speaker 1: I can't believe Arlie did this to me. My gosh,

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Speaker 1: do you know what time you got? What? You got? Me? Flustered?

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Speaker 1: I was recording you. You know that I gotta ask

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Speaker 1: you something though. What is the baddest and I mean

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. That's Steve? Baby?

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Speaker 1: My goodness, Wow, you know what? I can't sometimes I

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Speaker 1: just can't get over how stupid. I can't admitted. My

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Speaker 1: a gift, the God giving gift to be as stupid

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Speaker 1: Febry a retent. I would be stupid. A night of

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Speaker 1: loving laugh and a few time you and friends life

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Speaker 1: Jennings will will be at the Empty Theater in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

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Speaker 1: Tickets around self right now at all ticket Master outlets.

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Speaker 1: Laying in the cut. Oh my god, here he comes.

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Speaker 1: Y'all ain't been there in a long time. You time

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Speaker 1: your friends. February, Memphis, Chelse chuckles, Oh my god. You

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Speaker 1: way every time I come, don't we come to pay

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Speaker 1: homage to the Ducks. And then laying way in the cut.

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Speaker 1: Laying away in the cut is Baltimore Comedy Factory. Laying

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Speaker 1: in the cut in late February. I'm coming to town.

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Speaker 1: What you about to say Jr. Everybody out to wait

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Speaker 1: for them, does nothing behind them? Does that? I love

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Speaker 1: that hotel. Yep. Alright, nephew. Coming up next to it's

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Speaker 1: a strawberry letter for today. The subject is running in

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Speaker 1: and out of my life. We'll get into it right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to The Stave Harvey Morning Show.