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Speaker 1: You think it's crazy in Florida, you don't even want

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Speaker 1: to know what's going on in Australia right now. Why

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Speaker 1: it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning because health officials

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Speaker 1: in Brisbane had to issue an urgent press release saying

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Speaker 1: it to the ersa. Australia is notorious for some of

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Speaker 1: the craziest, most dangerous wildlife out there. Pretty much everything

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Speaker 2: How are you going to have the snake you just

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Speaker 2: got bitten by? Is it because it's your pet or

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Speaker 2: are you catching it?

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Speaker 1: Apparently people get bit and they think it'll help with

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Speaker 1: identification and treatment if they capture it and bring it

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Speaker 2: Pain and still able to catch the damn thing pretty impressive.

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Speaker 1: The emergency staff at Bundenberg Hospital were handed a plastic

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Speaker 1: tupperware with a live East turned brown snake inside, peeking.

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Speaker 3: Back at it looks poison so secure.

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Speaker 1: Well then, so they had to be shut down temporarily

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Speaker 1: while they got rid of the venomous snake. But it's

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Speaker 1: not always live snakes that people are bringing in. Others

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Speaker 1: attempt to kill the serpents and then they'll bring the

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Speaker 1: dead carcass to the hospital.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, if you could do all that, how are

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Speaker 2: you getting bitten in.

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Speaker 3: The first place? You know what I mean? They're everywhere, Like.

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Speaker 2: If you're smarter than the snake, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes the snakes are like in the bath with you,

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Speaker 1: Certain patients have even told hospital workers they chase the

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Speaker 1: snake for an hour, trying to photograph it before they

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Speaker 1: passed out, hashtag doing it for the grand Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I see, oh man, Okay does it even matter?

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Speaker 1: They say, no, Okay, Australian stop bringing your snakes to

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Speaker 3: Just get yourself to the doctor and let them heal you. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I like it. Okay, yeah, I think it was a

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Speaker 3: solid all right good either.

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Speaker 1: Think I'm glad that we helped our Australian listeners to

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Speaker 3: Animals are just snakes. Just with the snakes for now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do another PSA about other dangerous Australian animals later.

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Speaker 3: Now we got to move on and get into the

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Speaker 3: shock collar question of the day with our own digital Jake.

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Speaker 1: Don't bring Jake to the hospital with you either.

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Speaker 3: If he bites here, let's get Let's get some tribua. Ja,

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Speaker 3: put on your finest tuxedo and leave the kids at

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Speaker 3: home with dad. Because today is World Penguin Day, Brook,

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Speaker 3: I know you were hoping we'd celebrate by barbecuing one

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Speaker 3: of those Antarctic kurds and tossing it on the toasted

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Speaker 2: That is terrible, Jake. I love penguin, They're my son's

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Speaker 2: favorite animals.

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Speaker 3: Brook, I'm sorry we can't do that. Your primal thirst

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Speaker 3: for endangered exotic MEAs has landed beyond numerous government watch lists.

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Speaker 2: I never thought of what it would taste like, but

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Speaker 3: It would probably be very fat MC penguin burger. So

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Speaker 3: today I'll be celebrating a different way by cruising through

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Speaker 3: a mouth watering penguin Fact edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: You'll each get a chance at answering penguin trivia question.

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Speaker 3: Get it right, you'll stay in. Get it wrong, and

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Speaker 3: your wings will be clipped. Let's start with the woman

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Speaker 3: whose dance moves look early similar to that of the

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Speaker 3: baby penguins slipping on ice. That's Alexis as a compliment Alexis,

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Speaker 3: penguins poop every twenty hours, twenty days, or twenty minutes. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I mean, well, I gotta go that off. Just how

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Speaker 3: bad the zoos smells?

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Speaker 2: And how many there every twenty minutes?

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Speaker 3: Alexis said, twenty minutes. That is correct. They like to do.

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Speaker 3: They beat you, Jose with bathroom breaks. Don't you saying that?

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Speaker 3: I'm leaving right now, Brook, your turn, all right, Brook.

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Speaker 3: A group of penguins in the water is called a raft,

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Speaker 3: but on land they're called.

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Speaker 2: A what god, what is it? Is it a cuddle?

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Speaker 2: Is otters? Isn't it a cuddle of penguins?

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Speaker 3: No? I thought it was a raft. Are they a raft?

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Speaker 3: Because they don't float?

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Speaker 2: The penguins are a raft in the water.

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Speaker 3: I'm on land.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you're a bird, you're a flock. But

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's Is it still flock for penguins

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Speaker 2: even though they're not flying. I'm gonna stick with the

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Speaker 2: bird angle and go flock block.

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Speaker 3: That is correct. You were close saying cuddle. It's a

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Speaker 3: wattle of stick around for the next round, Jose, Jose.

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Speaker 3: The largest penguin species ever discovered was unearthed Antarctica. The

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Speaker 3: its size is almost incomprehensible. In fact, if it were

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Speaker 3: alive today, the pe could have looked basketball superstar Lebron

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Speaker 3: James squaring exactly how tall it was. Oh gosh, that

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Speaker 3: is scary. They're not cute anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're putting into the face, dude. I want to

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Speaker 2: see that version of happy feet like.

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Speaker 3: A harm yeh, all right.

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Speaker 1: NBA players are taller than we even we think, Like

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Speaker 1: I always thought Steph Curry was short, but he's.

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Speaker 3: Like six ' five. Yeah, so I gotta say, if

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Speaker 3: you can look Lebron in the eye, you gotta be

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Speaker 3: seven feet tall. Jose went with seven feet tall. That

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Speaker 3: is incorrect from toe to beak tip. Six foot eight

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Speaker 2: Don't bring that back.

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Speaker 3: Scientist Jeffery Europe. Many different types of penguins swim and

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Speaker 3: seawater all over the globe. But can they drink it?

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Speaker 3: Yes or no?

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Speaker 1: I mean sure they could drink it, but I don't

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Speaker 1: know if it's a good idea that.

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Speaker 3: Drink He can't. How would they know not to drink it?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 3: But survival? How would you not drink it?

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Speaker 1: They eat the fish out of the water. They got

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Speaker 1: to get some of that sea water down in the

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Speaker 1: in the throat too.

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Speaker 2: I mean, but I don't think that they. I think

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Speaker 2: he's saying, like drink it, like that's what.

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Speaker 1: They Oh yeah, no, they probably bring the water back

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Speaker 1: onto land and boil it so.

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Speaker 3: That it's clean. I'm gonna say they don't.

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Speaker 1: Drink the sea water.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey said, no, that is correct. The answer is yes,

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Speaker 3: they can. They have a gland located above their eye

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Speaker 3: that removes salt from the bloodstream. They're essentially boiling it

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Speaker 3: in their eyes. The excess that comes out through the

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Speaker 3: bill or by sneezing water. Their nature's brittle filters. That's

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Speaker 3: pretty cool, Alexis that means you've won, all right.

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Speaker 1: Alexius is queen of the penguins, so she gets to

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Speaker 1: choose you get shocked today and they're gonna be singing

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Speaker 1: sexy Back by Justin Timberlake.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna pick jeff Oh right, Sorry, I have no

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Speaker 2: reason other than.

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Speaker 3: It's just I looked at you and I was like,

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Speaker 3: you deserve to get you. I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Their mother boys don't know how to act.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, if Justin Timberlake could bring a

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Speaker 2: shot collar on his next show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, audience get to hold. People would pay like ten thousand.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you would not survive that performance. That's

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Speaker 3: your shot collar. Question of the day, we got your

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Speaker 3: phones have coming

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Speaker 2: Up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.