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Speaker 1: How can I help you today? Every caller that calls me,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Doctor sex Rees Show. I am your host,

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Speaker 1: the line. Today's topic is birth human birth. As it

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Speaker 1: turns out, Andre, how can I help you? Oh? Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. You know, my wife's getting ready to

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just didn't. I didn't want to waste

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Speaker 1: slow it down. You're married, m hm. And then what happened?

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Speaker 1: I forgot everything else. You know, my wife was pregnant

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Speaker 1: on this fateful day, sir. Now, I'm glad you called me,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Andre, Thanks for your call.

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Speaker 1: Dr Robert sex Reese. That's me, Martha. You're on, Hi,

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Speaker 1: Doctor rees Um. I was just wondering if you could

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Speaker 1: I can't really recommend it, Martha, before you pull the

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Okay, thanks for your call. Goodbye, hang up

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Speaker 1: now I am unable to hang up. I don't have

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Speaker 1: that function on my phone, sir. Are you on a

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Speaker 1: headset on a bluetooth tame? Yes, I have locked myself

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Speaker 1: the bluetooth, so we have no way to end this call.

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Speaker 1: Can you take the headset off so you're not hearing

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Speaker 1: what you're saying? Thank you for your call, Jeff F,

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Speaker 1: Jeff F. Are you there trying to make sure nothing? Nothing?

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Speaker 1: I was just making sure I heard my name through

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Speaker 1: there anything else you wanted to know? I'm hoping you're

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Speaker 1: gonna figure how to get out of your craft room.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you live alone or not. I'm

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Speaker 1: guessing you live alone, sir. I have I am proud

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Speaker 1: to say that I am a father and I have

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Speaker 1: of four kids. I have a wife and three children.

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Speaker 1: A family of four plus you would make a total

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Speaker 1: of five. But you're you're part of the family. I

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Speaker 1: have a family of four. We are a family of five.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's not making sense about that. No,

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Speaker 1: it makes sense when you put it that way. Why

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Speaker 1: don't you tell us where you are and we will

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Speaker 1: have someone come to you to get the phone hung

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Speaker 1: up in Madison, Wisconsin. We're outside Madison, Wisconsin. That's not

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Speaker 1: far direct address. If you'd like, I can describe the

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Speaker 1: area in non specific terms. Let's do that. Then. Are

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Speaker 1: you on a hill, no, sir. Are you on the

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Speaker 1: isthmus No, sir. We are in a four bed room

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Speaker 1: in three years ago. We have yet to change the um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we haven't changed the settings on the mailbox. What if

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Speaker 1: I gave you my wife's contact information, would you be

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Speaker 1: able to reach out to her. You know what, Jeff

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Speaker 1: f zapp her number to me and then I'll get

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Speaker 1: ahold of her. All right, hold on, I'm gonna give

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Speaker 1: it a call. I'll do it. What's your wife's name?

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Speaker 1: When I get like Andy McDowell, I know, not like

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Speaker 1: Andy Rooney? I know? Hello? Is this Andy? Dr Sex reies?

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Speaker 1: Dr Robert Sex asked her to open the door. Could

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Speaker 1: you open the door to the craft not called the

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Speaker 1: craft room, it's the seller Because he's down there, Jeff

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Speaker 1: is My phone's upstairs in the kitchen. His phone's upstairs

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Speaker 1: in the kitchen. He's on a headset. He sounds hungry,

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Speaker 1: and he sounds like he needs to get it. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm just drinking pop. He's drinking pop in the cellar

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Speaker 1: and sorry. The reason it's my business is because of

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Speaker 1: the way my I'm a radio host and the way

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Speaker 1: our control panel is set up. I can't I can't disconnect.

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Speaker 1: He's calling into my show, yes, and I can't disconnect.

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Speaker 1: He has to do it, and he's in the cellar.

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Speaker 1: Put my headset down, but then I heard my name.

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Speaker 1: I put it back on. Han. He put the headset down,

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Speaker 1: but then he heard his name and put it back on. Han.

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Speaker 1: She said it's going to take a minute. She's still there.

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Speaker 1: It passed on that. No, I you're out of birch

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Speaker 1: beer down here? Did you say birch beer? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: actually have an amazing Uh you know, I'll just I'll

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Speaker 1: text the info to your wife. This isn't the time. Hey, Actually,

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Speaker 1: you know what I got this. There's a little button

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Speaker 1: here on this side of this bluetooth headset. I haven't

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Speaker 1: really played with it before. Let me see if I

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Speaker 1: press it, if that changes, if I hang up or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Press it? Yeah, Jeff F Jeff F. I think the

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Speaker 1: bluetooth thing worked, and I think we need to take

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Speaker 1: a break. All right, let me take a minute to think.

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Speaker 1: about do it for this episode of the show. I

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Speaker 1: just want to apologize for that last caller and let

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Speaker 1: you know that that is not the kind of thing

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Speaker 1: that happens around here. If you're new to the show,

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Speaker 1: don't want you to get that impression. If you're older

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Speaker 1: a quick word with our producer, Shelley. She's been adequately

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Speaker 1: chided and will make improvements to to our screening system

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Speaker 1: from here on out. Uh So, to reiterate, we're back

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Speaker 1: better than ever. I do not have a daughter, and

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Speaker 1: I am here to help you on The Doctor Sex

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Speaker 1: Reese Show. And until next time, keep your mind open

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Speaker 1: and your eyes closed. We will see you with all

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