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Speaker 1: Listening to mess Wow, we've never had a clap before.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is real, real.

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Speaker 1: Professionally professional. Let me go ahead and put my phone

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Speaker 1: on D and D.

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Speaker 2: Oh and I guess I guess I got to do

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Speaker 2: that as well in a proper studio today. It's so

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Speaker 2: hard to put it on D and D. Is it?

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Speaker 2: It's happened? I mean, thank.

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Speaker 1: Goodness, I got those text messages when I did yesterday,

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Speaker 1: which text messages. Oh okay, well, Marie, let's just get

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Speaker 2: Let's get into it. The mess is is that?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I feel like every time I don't have shows,

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Speaker 1: I feel like I let you know, like, hey, I'm

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Speaker 1: off tonight, okay, And usually you.

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Speaker 2: Look like are you sure?

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Speaker 1: Because Sidney nobody works as much as you like, no

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Speaker 1: one is running around New York more than Sydney Washington.

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Speaker 1: That's not true, not anymore. In fact, not anymore. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying my best to sit down. I am, okay, trying

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Speaker 1: your best. But you put you forget to put stuff

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Speaker 1: in your calendar all the time.

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Speaker 2: You'll be like, I don't have nothing.

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Speaker 1: You'll be like I don't have nothing, and then you'll

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Speaker 1: be like, that's what you're gonna say, actually, they just

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Speaker 1: tagged me in this thing.

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Speaker 2: I got this thing. I thought I said no, I

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Speaker 2: meant to cancel. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so well I was doing good this week because

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Speaker 1: I was canceling stuff left and right. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I can't do that. Nope, that's not going to work. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I said yes, I really meant no.

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Speaker 2: Me you say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When it's

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Speaker 2: really no, it's no. The answer is no. It's always

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Speaker 2: it should always be no.

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Speaker 1: But Sydney, for you, I can say that as a

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Speaker 1: fact it should be no. But you'll be like, I'm

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Speaker 1: the game. On now, this person that I adore, Wait,

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Speaker 1: I need you to say something more positive into the mice,

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Speaker 1: saying that you are more likely to say yes to

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Speaker 1: something that you should have said no to me. Okay

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Speaker 1: this is true, Okay, this is true. But yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I tell you top of the day. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: I got I got the we had the podcast, I

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my eyebrows done and then I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: You did go. I got my eyebrows done.

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Speaker 1: They look better now because they did give you know,

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Speaker 1: mo from the Simpson No, they did. They I just

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Speaker 1: They were so dark, and I told her. I was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I don't need overpowering brows. I feel like I'm having

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Speaker 1: a great day. I'm feeling good. I'm like, got everything done.

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Speaker 1: I stopped by mary best place I come home.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you had time for friendship.

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Speaker 1: I did because I was like, oh, I'm already, you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm close to Williamsburg. I'm gonna say hi, So mind

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Speaker 2: jew I saw you.

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Speaker 1: I said the last words I said to you were

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Speaker 2: Maybe okay, I might have called you after.

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Speaker 1: Oh I called you after we talked while you were

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Speaker 2: You We talked all David. We talked all day, and

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Speaker 2: then I get a text at eleven fifty damn near midnight. Yep,

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Speaker 2: so I'm at McDougall. I'm gonna come around and see

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, girl, I had a spot. I had a spot.

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Speaker 2: And if spots, I had not one spot, not two spots,

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Speaker 1: And it's almost like you you don't want your job.

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Speaker 1: don't need. You don't need your job at night.

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Speaker 2: Huh? And he got too many jobs. Have you ever

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Speaker 2: met somebody who had too many jobs? You not even Jamaican.

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Speaker 1: So you missed three shows those treads. Nothing nobody said anything.

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Speaker 2: And then the water drives the rest.

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Speaker 2: The tears. Yo. I don't even know what I would do.

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Speaker 2: You don't check.

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Speaker 1: I missed my three spots and I was dead. You

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was stressed friend, and so yeah, I And

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Speaker 1: I got that text like, hey, what happened last night?

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Speaker 2: You missed all your spots? You didn't even call. I

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Speaker 2: to be more careful, eh, girl, you really can't make

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Speaker 2: no more mistakes. I can't make at least into the

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Speaker 2: I I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's just something about you know, for so long I

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Speaker 2: I've never known you to not have nothing going on.

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Speaker 2: That's a lie.

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Speaker 1: You got birthdays, you got baby showers, you got work,

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Speaker 1: you got other work, you got community service because you

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Speaker 1: do like to give your time to people that you're

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Speaker 1: like that, anybody like like anybody like you. All you

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Speaker 1: got hair appointments, you got brown you got beans, greens, tomatoes, potentia,

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Speaker 1: So for you to be like I did have anything

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Speaker 2: it's the calendar is so hard? I get overwhelmed. No, girl,

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Speaker 2: what's overwhelming is forgetting something three things that you're supposed

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Speaker 1: Let's really get into it. Why didn't anybody hit me

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Speaker 2: You? Okay? I had a friend who was supposed to

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Speaker 1: Antonio and I said, yo, man, what happened? He said,

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Speaker 1: I thought? You just like pieced out?

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Speaker 2: Why would I do that? When do I ever, just

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think a lot of people when they

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Speaker 2: What about friendship? That's the problem with everybody. Everybody's just

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Speaker 2: all caught up in their own things. And then I

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Speaker 2: Why don't you take a moment, take a beat and

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Speaker 2: see if your friend is where they're supposed to be.

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Speaker 2: Check on your friends, check on your check on your

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Speaker 2: late friend. Don't check on your your strongest latest friends.

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Speaker 2: Check on your black friends. Check on your black friend.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you're not checking on your black friends,

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Speaker 1: And it's crazy because there's people who are at the

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Speaker 1: at those shows. I am their black friend, and Lisa

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Speaker 1: Tragger that I'm her black friend, and she she checked

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Speaker 1: on me.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Lisa Trager. Every everybody follow Lisa Tragger. Watch

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Speaker 2: your special She's the only one. She's a real one.

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Speaker 2: She is a real one.

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Speaker 1: year and I love it. I color coordinate. You see this,

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Speaker 2: What's the colors. The red means a show, okay. So

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Speaker 2: if the color is very very clear like that, I

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Speaker 1: Yellow is travel okay, so like I know where I'm

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Speaker 1: Like after well it will, but Jay, they just misunderstood

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Speaker 1: My thing about it is this, if you've taken all

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't I don't want people to think

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Speaker 1: I feel like life this short. Yes, it's literally the

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Speaker 1: do you know they got a lot of time to see,

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Speaker 2: And you know I'm laying on my back with the phone.

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Speaker 1: look at it up the Encyclopedia, Encyclopedia, thesaurus. Now what

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Speaker 2: seen a cat? Call me? Can you do that? That

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Speaker 2: draw a cat by by memory, Rod, George by memory,

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Speaker 2: But it's like, friend, Sidney, what what you're trying to

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Speaker 1: You know what. Amina bought me a calendar that have

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Speaker 2: actually write things in it?

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00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 1: I was saying, you know what day I'm on and

431
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 1: how I'm feeling, how I felt yesterday, how I'm feeling

432
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:29,880
Speaker 1: right now, and how I hope to feel the next day.

433
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 2: All that was fit in that little ass box.

434
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 1: What day I'm on, How I'm feeling, how I felt yesterday,

435
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,479
Speaker 1: how I'm feeling tomorrow.

436
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 2: It would be like washed but hopeful legs hips anybody damn. Yeah.

437
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 2: So I feel like, what are we going to do?

438
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 1: I want to remove myself, like right now, I haven't

439
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 1: been on Instagram and like almost two weeks, so I

440
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 1: have to get back and no I'm missing everything.

441
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 2: People will be like, oh, have you seen this? Have

442
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 2: you seen that? No? I have not. I've not seen

443
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 2: none of that. But you on TikTok every day.

444
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 1: Because it's just it actually feels like it's feeding me.

445
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:12,199
Speaker 1: I feel like Instagram is depleting me. TikTok is feeding

446
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: you because you're doing recipes. No, you know, I don't cook, Okay,

447
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: I do send recipes though, I send them to Duane,

448
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 1: and I feel like I want to start sending them

449
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 1: to you because I know you cook too.

450
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's send me something. Yeah, you're gonna be cooking

451
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:31,120
Speaker 2: when you going uh to London? Yeah? No, why you cooks? Well?

452
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 1: I want to see y'all do a little you know,

453
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: what's that? What's that movie where they're like chefs? Not

454
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: the bear rataitui No, not ratituey.

455
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 2: So you want me to sit on his shoulders. I

456
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 2: don't want you to be ratitude.

457
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 1: It's a it's a movie about two people who learn

458
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 1: that they're in a culinary school and then they like

459
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: have a romantic It's like brom Com.

460
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 2: Somebody's gotta find it, Becca, what you're doing over there?

461
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,399
Speaker 2: Is it the one where they're on a truck the

462
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 2: Bradley Bradley Cooper one? No? No? Is it the menu that?

463
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 2: It's not the man.

464
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 1: From Scratch? Maybe from scratch not just the Zoe Seldona one?

465
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, No, that was sad in Italy or something.

466
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 2: No. I think it's I think it's no reservations. So

467
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 2: you want me to cook with this man and call you?

468
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 2: That's what you're saying. I mean, hey, I will hope

469
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 2: y'all be doing more than just cooking. Roll you up, stretch. Yeah,

470
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's no reservations.

471
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: Okay, three, all right, you have to and you still

472
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 1: haven't text me your options?

473
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 2: What options? Oh? For the for the stuff yeah, because

474
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 2: I've been ordering stuff. What have you been ordering? City's

475
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 2: trying to get me to get lingerie. Yes, you have to.

476
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 2: There's this brand called Fleur Dumal that's really nice. So

477
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 2: I'm trying to spend money. I mean, I feel like

478
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,919
Speaker 2: I'm not as well invest in some sexy stuff for me. Okay,

479
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

480
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: Here, I am trying to give you, like my membership

481
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: discount and you're like, nah, I'm gonna pay full price.

482
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: No no, no, yeah, no no no, listen, you got it.

483
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: Listen listen, yes, see listening. Okay, but I feel like

484
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 1: the time is past past.

485
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 2: No, because you can I have like two day shipping.

486
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 2: Mm hmmmm. Whatever. Here, I am trying to so you

487
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: have a lot of things planned when you go to

488
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 2: London to see what am I gonna do? Okay?

489
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: I want to go to afternoon tea Yeah right. I

490
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 1: don't know if that's something that straight men are into,

491
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: but I would like to do that. I want to

492
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 1: eat tiny sandwiches and judge the table next to me quietly,

493
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 1: but like loudly, you know what I mean.

494
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 2: I want.

495
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 1: I couldn't see you judging somebody quietly. Friends, You can't

496
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: you've never seen me cut my eyes to somebody and

497
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 1: be like, no, girl, even when the eyes are cutting,

498
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 1: I can hear it.

499
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 2: You say my yes, very There's a couple of like

500
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 2: modern museums that I want to go to, like modern art. Okay, yeah,

501
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 2: yeah yeah. There's a cafe that has cats, a cat cafe.

502
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 2: Now you know that is my whole thing? How they

503
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 2: have here? Sin?

504
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: We should have you taken me on a date? WHOA,

505
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: when's the last time you dated me? Every day we

506
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 1: go to work together for men, take me out?

507
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 2: Your girlfriend is gonna fight me. Keep talking to me

508
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 2: like this? Why does Marini to earn you? Why do

509
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 2: you call me your secretary? He's gonna be like, do

510
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 2: I sound like that? We both did the voice. I

511
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 2: don't know.

512
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: It's it's a lot I wanted. I would like to

513
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: do one touristy thing a day, No, just for the

514
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: in the week, Okay, just one because whenever I go

515
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: I travel, I don't do too many touristy things because

516
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 1: I live in New York and I don't like tourists here.

517
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 1: So when I go to another country, I'm I'm not

518
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: really thinking, let's go see Big Ben or the London

519
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: Eye or hang out with the horses that can't move.

520
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about? No, no, no, no.

521
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 2: I feel like if somebody is from there, you gotta

522
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 2: do what those people do. Don't. Don't do what the

523
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 2: masses are doing. That's just yeah.

524
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, we might go see a rugby matt. Oh my god, football,

525
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna see football? No, that's rugby, sys Oh, it's

526
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: a different thing. What's rugby?

527
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 2: Rugby is like European football. I'm excited you. So you

528
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 2: have a fit for all of these activities. You know,

529
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't.

530
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna figure it all out. Okay, No, trust in you? Yeah,

531
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: because I'm bringing my medium sized suitcase. Well because you

532
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: might go shopping again.

533
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 2: Right girl? What did you be like? You know what,

534
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 2: I got a little extra something, Let me take you out.

535
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 2: That's the fantasy. But I don't think men talk like that. Hey,

536
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 2: I got a little extra money. Do you want me

537
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 2: to spend it on your clothes? I don't think that

538
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 2: actually sounds like a you know, I got a bonus.

539
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 2: That's not dad. I'd be like, hey, can you send

540
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 2: me some money for books? I just I remember calling

541
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 2: my dad once a week. When I was in college,

542
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 2: I need money for books, and then we'd be like,

543
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 2: I think I bought two books the whole semester.

544
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I hope that. I feel like after

545
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: the first couple of days, he can be like, oh

546
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: my god, I don't even want to do anything. I

547
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: just want to look into your eyes and feed you

548
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 1: chock a lot. Well, he did say, send me a

549
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 1: send me a list of all the things you like

550
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 1: to eat, so I can make sure that the house

551
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: is like stocked with all the foods that you need.

552
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: I was like, and you know, i'd be in my

553
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: house snacky, And I was like, now I got to

554
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: come up with a list of stuff that I like

555
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: to eat.

556
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 2: That's amazing. That's what you know. That's what my That's

557
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 2: how my girlfriend talks to me. So listen. If he's

558
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 2: talking like a lesbian, you're in the right I mean,

559
00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 2: you're doing yeah, in the right place. Yeah, thoughtful, Liz.

560
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 2: What can I do? What would you like? You need?

561
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 2: What do you need? I love it? What do you need?

562
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 2: Because usually I don't need anything, But now I got

563
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 2: to come up with a list of stuff that I need.

564
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think we should be doing that anyway,

565
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: I think we should all be putting lists together.

566
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 2: What do we need what do we want? Because those

567
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 2: are two different things. Oh okay, that's kind of deep.

568
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 2: You're smoking. What do we need? What do we want?

569
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: You know, sometime my alma philosopher, you know, I like that.

570
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 2: That's not bad, but I would like to say Sydney

571
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 2: Angelou and he will rise as well. I'm so excited.

572
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try not to bother you. I'm gonna do that.

573
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 2: You should check on me, you know, you should absolutely

574
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 2: check on me.

575
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you his his WhatsApp you have to,

576
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna texting them, like just to face, like girl,

577
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: he'd be like, yeah, he'll ask about you because you know,

578
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: since that episode of the podcast with the Couchie Reaper

579
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: you put it on a map front.

580
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 2: He'd be pretending you don't know what the hell your

581
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 2: name is. I'd be like, you know, her name is Sidney.

582
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: You know what it is, sir, you're listening to this,

583
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: it's s y d n E E too East. I honestly,

584
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: I've come to the point where I am done. I

585
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: am done with anybody spelling my name wrong. And these

586
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: are people who are trying to work with me, who

587
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: are trying to be my friend. You're like, oh, it's Siri,

588
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: it's Apple. Well you're gonna just be talking to Apple

589
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: now and Siri because I'm not responding, And then they'll realize,

590
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: oh my god, you know what.

591
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I spelled it with an I and an

592
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 2: extra y at the end. That's not even how that's

593
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 2: nowhere near my name? Why are is there an eye?

594
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 2: Some people spell s I d d n E y

595
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 2: s I d n E just craziness. Well, I look

596
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 2: like there's a y in my I am my name.

597
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 2: Do I look like an s a Sydney, like Sidney Portier?

598
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 2: Do I look like that?

599
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: No? No, No, I'm sid s y d in an

600
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: ee yes, Sydney Sydney. Oh should I put a little

601
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: apostrophe you on yes Sydney. That would be cute. That's

602
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: why they're doing it wrong.

603
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just want to get big enough that

604
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 2: people start spelling my name right. Mmm mm hmm. That's important.

605
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: Well, because you know, I'm sure Beyonce when she was

606
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: walking around they didn't know how to spell her name

607
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: when she was little, and now we all know it.

608
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: My phone Ato corrects Beyonce. Now it puts the accent

609
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: on it and everything, dude. The accent is important. The

610
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: accent is important. It's like the accent is like, you know,

611
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: I am not like y'all host.

612
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 2: I am different.

613
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm different, Okay, Sydney's different. And don't you guys forget that.

614
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: It was something I wanted to say and I forgot

615
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: what it was.

616
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 2: Did you smell before you left? I didn't, But I

617
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 2: feel how you know what it is?

618
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: I didn't eat me neither, you know I have I

619
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: have some for us I got from another Oh, it's

620
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,959
Speaker 1: probably from the same thing we went last night last night.

621
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, we went to. Sometimes y'all say, we are all like,

622
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 2: what is it we play ball or we're in the

623
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 2: ball with ball house or whatever like.

624
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: When well, when we only talk about like comedy stuff.

625
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: But we went to Michael Chay's comedy show last night. Sure,

626
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: and they have got snacks from there. Yes, I wanted

627
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: to get to be so many snacks. If you want

628
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: to know anything about me, I'm asking about a gift

629
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: bag and I'm taking snacks. I have been to many

630
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: party or an event with Sydney. And when we're on

631
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: our way in, She'll be like, will there be gift bags?

632
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 2: I need it? I want it. Was it an event?

633
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: If I'm not leaving with something, I have to leave

634
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: with something that so that I was here, it's an event.

635
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: You're spending all this money on advertisements and collaborations and whatnot.

636
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: I want to leave with a lighter. I want a

637
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 2: stupid cup cup. I want a shirt that.

638
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want a shirt that I could Winnie the

639
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: Pooh when I'm in the house, like, give me something,

640
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: give me a magnet, give me, give me you know,

641
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: emergency contraceptive.

642
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 2: That's what you had in your bag. I did. I

643
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 2: did have for your birthday and thank you for money

644
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:22,959
Speaker 2: me and yeah, and you can.

645
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: I don't think you can mix Plan B with chocolate.

646
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: I think something about it makes it not effective.

647
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 2: I can't plan BE and chocolate don't pay well. No,

648
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 2: I think that I am chocolate. I think I saw

649
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 2: that on Maybe you can't eat it at the same time. No, No, okay,

650
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 2: so you're doing that. I'm gonna be. Yeah, let's talk

651
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 2: about your Thanksgiving plans.

652
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be with her and her family because you

653
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: know I don't have one, So yeah, family listen to

654
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: this podcast. My brother, Hey Jay, Well, sometimes he just

655
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: looks at the clips, but other times he texts me

656
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: and he's like, you're a mess.

657
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I love Rezy. She's so funny. And

658
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, what am I? He's like, you're a mess?

659
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 2: Oh okay, hey Jay, by Jay, fight for me? Earn me.

660
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 1: Sidney's funny as hell. No comment, No, he knows, he knows.

661
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,439
Speaker 1: He's always comment commenting on stuff. But yeah, I'm going

662
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: to her house and so we're going to do our

663
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: own thank getting something. She told me I don't have

664
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: to cook anything, but she doesn't trust me. There is

665
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 1: no trust when I'm in the kitchen.

666
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: I feel that.

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00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: But that's not true, Marie, because you've had some of

668
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: my cooking and it was good. Yeah, but that was

669
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: years ago, Sidney. When was the last time you cooked something?

670
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: I made breakfast like a month ago. That's not Thanksgiving?

671
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 2: True. Do turkeys lay eggs?

672
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: No?

673
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 2: I don't think do they? They must. It's a bird,

674
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 2: it's got it. Oh. I thought the turkeys just say

675
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 2: it out like a mammal. Baby.

676
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: Sydney, please, Sidney, please, Sydney with an eye please? Oh

677
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: my play eggs all day, bloody ass birds, watch your mouth.

678
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 2: I love me. It's some chicken. Well, I'll cks.

679
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 1: But that's crazy that a turkey just drops out another

680
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: tekend like a like a giraffe, baby, like a giraffe.

681
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: I just saw a couple of goats be born. Yeah,

682
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: where did you see that? It's great TikTok friends Sydney,

683
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: you have you know where my algo is? Babies being born?

684
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: Baby's being born. Now, it's like I see otters. People

685
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: are having otters as pets, like little baby otters.

686
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 2: Did I mention donkeys? I mentioned donkeys donkey in the house, yo, bitch.

687
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: They got donkeys donkey and they did you know when

688
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: donkeys are born they have like little bowl cuts.

689
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 2: They're so cute. There's no I didn't know that. Donkey

690
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 2: were so like I need a donkey now. I don't

691
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 2: like donkey mouths. They do. They like a lot of mouth.

692
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 1: The teeth very George Washington's slave teeth. I don't like that, Marie,

693
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: what watch your mouth? What what the teeth look wooden?

694
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: I just think they need a VISI line and a

696
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 1: good dentist girl, please and I and you shouldn't talk

697
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: like that because you once had a best friend that

698
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: needed a good dentist and love it. She found it

699
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: in a tooth and she found and I still am

700
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 1: not satisfied. I I have to get in visiline or braces.

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00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: I might do braces, Marie, damn might I might do

702
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: braces because they're just like a visi line.

703
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,720
Speaker 2: Your teeth can shift anyway. You don't wear your retainer.

704
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 2: After you get your bracelests off, your teeth wolf shift

705
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: to really. Yeah, but let's talk Sydney with braces. Whoever's

706
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: editing this, can they edit some braces? And yes, Sidney

707
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 2: Brace face Washington, Sidney Brace just got braces, she did,

708
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 2: and she's rocking them. No, she put they're not off yet.

709
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 2: They came off already. She just got them to share.

710
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 2: How long are you supposed to have braces? However much

711
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,399
Speaker 2: you need to get your teeth to shift into space? Damn?

712
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 2: Do you know I have bracest for like two and

713
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 2: a half years. Oh, I don't think I could do that.

714
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 2: I cannot do it. I cannot be my age and

715
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 2: do that.

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00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: No.

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00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 2: No, but but if you put the braces in, people

718
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 2: don't think you younger? Yeah? Probably?

719
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: Oh, but remember when Miranda had braces that was bad,

720
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: that was not good, and then stuff was getting in

721
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: her teeth.

722
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 2: And she was like, yeah, but Miranda was I am Miranda,

723
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 2: you are not.

724
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: I really do feel the spirit of Miranda because she

725
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: wants to be cool, she wants to be fun, but

726
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: she is kind of like Stern by the books.

727
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 2: Sidney, you are not no, no, I am.

728
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: You are not a Miranda anything. You are Charlotte. What

729
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: You're a Charlotte than I'm Miranda. You think I'm a

730
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: Charlotte or a lover girl. Yes, you're a lover girl.

731
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: I'm not prude, and we're not We're not calling you.

732
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: You picking the stuff about Charlotte that you don't like,

733
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: But as a whole, you're a Charlotte. You're showing up

734
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 1: to a baby shower with a big ass basket, You're

735
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: ringing flowers everybody's birthday.

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Speaker 2: You are a Charlotte. Cis You're right, Okay, thank you

737
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 2: for getting me in order. And obviously you are. I'm

738
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 2: a Samantha carry Bradshaw.

739
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: Yes, Samantha Jones Bradshaw I said that, yeah, yeah, and

740
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: it's You're fun.

741
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 2: It's Samantha was the best. So she's the best. Oh honey.

742
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 2: When Branda had that baby and she threw her in

743
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 2: that cab, she was like, fock, yeah, that is cute.

744
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: Actually, a friend of ours just had a baby and

745
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 1: she thinks that I haven't gone to see her because

746
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 1: I hate kids that much.

747
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 2: Now let's get into it. You hate kids. I don't

748
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 2: hate kids. I just don't want to see them in

749
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 2: certain places.

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00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: In first class when I walk into the back, I

751
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: don't see a kid there, no where ease, literally on

752
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: any type of public transportation, I don't really think the

753
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: kids need to be there.

754
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 2: I agree. You know, it's like, are you being a

755
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: good parent if you have your kid on the train?

756
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,959
Speaker 2: Here's your car on the on the bus, you can't.

757
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 2: You couldn't. There's not a hot car. You could have

758
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 2: rolled the window down in and let the baby sit

759
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 2: in the way. There's Uber Family. I think there's like

760
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 2: a there's a section where you could just like get

761
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 2: a little van for the family. Get that. Yeah, and

762
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 2: it's shared so they pick up other things. If you're

763
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 2: on a budget.

764
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: Uberpool family. Yes, no, girl, somebody might leave with the

765
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: wrong But no, I don't hate children.

766
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 2: I I like kids. Actually, I take that back. I

767
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 2: don't hate them. Okay, I'm not gonna say that. I

768
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 2: like them, but I don't hate them. I don't. I

769
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 2: don't hate them. I don't dislike them. They're kids. They

770
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 2: don't they don't know. It's not their fault that they're

771
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 2: in the world. You know.

772
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: I'm actually I got beef with the with the parents.

773
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 1: It's really the parents. I mean, I don't I don't

774
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 1: love like a in your face, goofy child.

775
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 2: No, you know what I mean.

776
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: But I look those that they have a goofy baby.

777
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 1: They have my heart, just like a kid that's like you,

778
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: like they got that one big tooth.

779
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 2: Uh huh, it's like looking at you like throoling and whatnot.

780
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 2: I love that. It's so cute.

781
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's like you're talking about like a baby baby.

782
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like a like a toddler. And up,

783
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: I have an eight year old that's missing their two

784
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: front teeth. That's like my my my mom said that

785
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: sometimes like, no, you have to I don't like that.

786
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 2: I don't like that. I love that up.

787
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: It reminds me of like that's I feel like who

788
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,919
Speaker 1: I am on the inside and the inside, a goofy child.

789
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, A goofy child is like, take care of me.

790
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 2: I don't know where to go. What's today? What today is?

791
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 2: I feel like ye to do a little bit of

792
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 2: that is you give me money, don't give me money.

793
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 2: I'm going to lose all the money. Like I'm a kid.

794
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 2: Beat me.

795
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a little bit that I can't pick pick

796
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: on me. At our core, we're all kids. Nobody knows

797
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: what's going on. The people who you think have been

798
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: figured out, they're also guessing. It's true, and sometimes it's

799
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: like sometimes it's okay to not know what you're doing.

800
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out if you're trying to run a country, but.

801
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 2: You know, but it's clear there's just so much room

802
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 2: to grow and learn. I guess or not, I don't know.

803
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: I feel we're in the beginning of a movie, like

804
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: a like a movie that's about to go left Independence

805
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: Day No, because the aliens don't want to be here.

806
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: The aliens are like no day, that planet is everything

807
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 1: the light touches. We're in the dark, shadowy part.

808
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 2: It's true.

809
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: I think aliens actually they have like better taste now

810
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 1: and they're like, I think there's something else we could

811
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: take over This is not really.

812
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 2: This is not really the vibe. You know what.

813
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: I was wondering the other day. Do aliens have pets?

814
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: What like humans have dogs and cats and donkeys? Now,

815
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 1: do aliens have pets? If they're like small alien thing

816
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: that like they take care of. Well, the Jetsons had

817
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: had a pet robot. So the Jetsons, yeah, were not aliens.

818
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: What the hell were they people in the future? No,

819
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: are not aliens.

820
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 2: They were aliens. They're not aliens. Are you sure they

821
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 2: were people the jets Yeah, because they were in space,

822
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 2: so they had to be the aliens. They were us

823
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 2: in the future. Well, that was stupid. I didn't get it.

824
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: I missed it, and I'm sure there's other people who

825
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: didn't think the Jetsons were people.

826
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 2: I think most people think the Jetsons were people. Weren't

827
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 2: the Jetsons on the Moon they had a robot made

828
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 2: You can't breathe in space without it's a card too,

829
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 2: What is orbit city? They're aliens? You can't. If they're

830
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 2: not on Earth, they're not human.

831
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: How about that, if they're not in a space suit

832
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: or whatever on another planet, they're not human.

833
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 2: They're aliens. Okay, the Gins are aliens. I see the

834
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 2: lots of their haircuts. The shoes they're aliens. M yes,

835
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 2: the shoes there were little sneakers. I feel like alien.

836
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 1: Okay, so how do you feel about the flintstone syst

837
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: The flintstones were?

838
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 2: What are they? Those were? Those were humans? Because they were.

839
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: I can make the bed ruck girl. Maybe Wait, what

840
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: do you want to be when you're reincarnated? That's really

841
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: important for.

842
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 2: Me when I'm reincarnated. Yeah, okay, yes, you never thought

843
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 2: about that. I mean, I don't know if I need

844
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 2: to do this again. What do you mean come back

845
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 2: and redo this? Yeah, because there's Hey, what we see

846
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 2: through our eyes is totally different. Do somebody else? Sure?

847
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 2: But then if reincarnation is real, then we've already done

848
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 2: this before. Right, that's right. I'm definitely gonna come back

849
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 2: as a human a tree.

850
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: But maybe I've already been a bird. I definitely in

851
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 1: my past life I was a sloth. I see them

852
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: and I really be like a.

853
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 2: Family. They're so cute too, have you seen them? For?

854
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 2: We have to we have to go to a zoo.

855
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 2: We have to take a trip where we can just

856
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 2: we have to go to Safari? Can we do that?

857
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 2: I thought you were saying Sapharah. But oh I don't

858
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 2: need to go there as well. But let's do a

859
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 2: safari and then vlog. Can we do that? That'd be

860
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: so fun. I don't know if I want to go

861
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 2: on a safari.

862
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: Like rich white people who get bad that their wives

863
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: get trampled by a rhino, like you want to go

864
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: on a black Saffari.

865
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 2: We are not. Yeah, we're not going to be like that.

866
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: We're not coming in like with our stepthoscopes, like trying

867
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: to hear their heartbeats and whatnot.

868
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,240
Speaker 2: We're not trying to mess things from.

869
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: Afar from Afar. Okay, if you're listening to this and

870
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: you know, a black owned Safari presents Safari, no such thing.

871
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: Africa by Africans, by Africans. Yeah, Africans by African FABA,

872
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: that's what we need.

873
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, should we read some messages? Oh yeah, I

874
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 2: haven't done that in a while. Let's do that. We

875
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 2: haven't done that a lot. Okay. Messy marriage. Hello, you

876
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:21,240
Speaker 2: are both so beautiful and funny. Thank you so much. Okay,

877
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 2: So here's the story. A couple of years ago, I

878
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 2: got invited to a wedding via WhatsApp group chat. The

879
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 2: message basically said, we're getting married next weekend. Next weekend,

880
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 2: please come. The groom's mom and my mom are friend

881
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 2: so I got the low down on the situation.

882
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,439
Speaker 1: Turns out the couple had met on a dating app

883
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: the week before, got engaged a few days later over

884
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 1: the phone, and then he flew across the country to

885
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:46,720
Speaker 1: meet her in person.

886
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,919
Speaker 2: What she packed up her whole dang life and came

887
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: back with him.

888
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: The wedding was exactly what you'd expect from strangers who've

889
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: had two weeks to planned. No one was invited to

890
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: the ceremony itself, but I went to the reception because

891
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: I love romance.

892
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,399
Speaker 2: And joy and drama. It was not good.

893
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: The food was bad, there was no music. The bride

894
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: would only talk to her parents and sister because she

895
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:14,240
Speaker 1: didn't know anyone else. Plus her dress was ugly, baby

896
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 1: blue and patcherly sequin. Dress does not say wedding to me,

897
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: But you do you, I guess. Then everyone went home

898
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 1: by ten thirty. The whole thing was already wild to me.

899
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 1: And then I found out that the wife was doing nothing.

900
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: She would not get a job because she wanted to

901
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: go back to school, but also wasn't a citizen, so

902
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 1: she couldn't afford international student fees, so she was just vibed.

903
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: At the time, he was thirty seven and she was

904
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: twenty four. Oh no, I'm a nosy bitch. So I

905
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,399
Speaker 1: asked his mom why he married someone so much younger

906
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: than him, and she said he didn't want kids right away,

907
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: so he preferred someone who wasn't too old.

908
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 2: Very much a mess.

909
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: No surprise, it didn't last seven or eight months in

910
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: she withdrew ten thousand dollars from his accounts and.

911
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 2: Left the city. And then literally days later, his.

912
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: Mom shows up to my parents' house while I'm visiting

913
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: and tells us that her son is getting divorced and

914
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: she hates her ex daughter in law. And in the

915
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: same breath, this woman had the audacity to ask me

916
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 1: to marry her son.

917
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 2: Tell me why. She said, he's a nurse. You're a nurse,

918
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 2: you get along so well. First of all, that's the

919
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 2: best thing I've ever heard. And second, that man is

920
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 2: skeevy and boring and he's not cute, And I'm not

921
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 2: sorry I said it anyway, Love the pod, I would

922
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,799
Speaker 2: marry you both. Bye. This is her this is him.

923
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 2: Damn no photo of the bride of the bride.

924
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: Well, she's gorgeous, You're a stunning girl, and I would

925
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: love to marry you.

926
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 2: But this guy no Brasias.

927
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: So they met on a dating app and then got engaged,

928
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: and then he met her. Yeah, and then the marriage

929
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: was the next week. Maybe it was like some arranged

930
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,439
Speaker 1: marriage situation, but through the app.

931
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 2: But they arranged it. I mean, this is a new age.

932
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: We're arranging things ourselves now. We don't need we don't

933
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: need our parents involved. Sidney, what would you do if

934
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: I came back engaged?

935
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 2: Would you die? Would you die?

936
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 1: I die? If I was like, girl, this guy that

937
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 1: I've known for a month, now I'm back and we're

938
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: getting we do freak out.

939
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 2: I would freak out. Look at me. I feel like

940
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 2: my mouth will be open the whole time. And I'm like, well,

941
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 2: I haven't met him yet. Yeah, how could you? How

942
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 2: could we be engaged if you have how?

943
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: I mean, why would you do this to us? I mean,

944
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: Marie that I do I do think about that. I'm like, man,

945
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 1: this person doesn't live in the in the country.

946
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? What if you fall? What

947
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 2: if I fall deep in love or low. Maybe you'll

948
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 2: be deep in low. I mean, I don't know.

949
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: But luckily London is one of my favorite cities and

950
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: I can work in that city, so that but I

951
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: don't want to move out of New York. But you know,

952
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: the way the country going, maybe I should leave a

953
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 1: little bit. But my podcast is here, my friends are here. Yes,

954
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: my apartment will remain here, So I'm never not going

955
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: to be in New York. Even when I'm not in

956
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: New York, you know what, I'm not anxious. But also

957
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm on like one hundred and fifty milligrams of you know, antidepressants,

958
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: so I'm actually in a good place. So if you

959
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: just said, hey, I'm going to be half in UK

960
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 1: half and half and half, yeah you can this, I

961
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 1: would be like totally. I mean we would be on

962
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 1: you know, different time schedules, and literally I would never

963
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: see you, and I would see like, what the fuck

964
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: are we doing? And I would be Aggie and I

965
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 1: don't know, I'll be texting you and oh wow, the

966
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: anxiety is coming back.

967
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 2: You feel it, Yeah, anxiety. Well, I'll look at my

968
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 2: schedule and you know, I'll see what you know, months

969
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 2: I could say, you know, does he have another room?

970
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 2: He does? And on that No, guys, there is no

971
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 2: mess real this podcast. It's called mess And honestly, this

972
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 2: was the un messiest episode we've had. You know, I

973
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 2: agree with you.

974
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: The messiest thing was that message that we got about

975
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 1: that thirty seven year old man with a twenty four

976
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 1: year old girl.

977
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 2: I think. I mean, that's the thing about weddings. It's like,

978
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 2: what are we doing this for? Like what is it?

979
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 2: Like a ceremony? Five? Make it small, have a little party.

980
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: But I'd be damned if people come to my shit

981
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 1: and they judging it and saying my dress is ugly

982
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 1: and the food is bad. No, no, no, I only

983
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 1: want people who love me, who actually know me to

984
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: come and drag me.

985
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 2: That's you know.

986
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: I don't want no plus one random bitch is only

987
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 1: the ones I love can come and judge.

988
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:40,919
Speaker 2: That's the only people.

989
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: Do you think you guys, do you think you would

990
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: do a wedding or like a justice of the peace situation?

991
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 2: I want justice to peace. So I went to some

992
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 2: cute and we'll have like a like a party, a party.

993
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 2: I don't need.

994
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 1: I see these weddings. I see these pictures and it's

995
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 1: all nice. It's nice, but it's like I don't need them.

996
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: I don't need I like I think I'm so fulfilled

997
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: in life that day.

998
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,919
Speaker 2: You heard that this is happy. Those hundred and fifty

999
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 2: are work fucking I'm so fulfilled in I'm lying, Okay,

1000
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it out loud so that I can

1001
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 2: hopefully catch up to what I'm saying. But it's they

1002
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 2: are powerful, but I just people are spending one hundred

1003
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 2: thousand dollars on a wedding, and all these weddings that

1004
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 2: I've gone to, those people are either not together or

1005
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 2: together unhappy, and I or I don't really talk to

1006
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 2: them that much. So it's like, am I really seeing

1007
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 2: the benefits of me seeing y'all love? No, we were

1008
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 2: just there. We're just extras in your your your movie.

1009
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: It's for the parents, it's for the it's for the bridesmaid. Yeah,

1010
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: I don't know who exactly is for. But some people

1011
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,399
Speaker 1: have just always dream dreamt about their weddings from when

1012
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,720
Speaker 1: they were little and they just can't wait to get married.

1013
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: And it's like this, will you chose, but.

1014
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 2: Even that, just have a party, Just do a party.

1015
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: It's you've done so many parties that it's like that

1016
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 1: was better than any wedding I've gone to.

1017
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, thank you for bringing me back, Sidney.

1018
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: If I get married, I'll do justice to the p

1019
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a little, a little a short wedding obviously.

1020
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be very raazy coded we'll be

1021
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 2: and then uh yeah, I'll have a party. Yeah, I'm

1022
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 2: here for it. Guys, Please send more mess We need messages.

1023
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 2: Somebody messaged me today and they asked for the number

1024
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 2: because they have something long they want to share. Oh

1025
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 2: so great, I love that. Tell them give them the

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Speaker 2: number now, seven sixty three two wait zero six, five

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Speaker 2: eight eight, Yeah, fall us.

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Speaker 1: Fall us and email us your mess Yeah, email at

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00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: mess thepod at gmail dot com.

1030
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's us. We're gonna get to today so we

1031
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 2: can get this energy back up. Please bye bye.

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Speaker 3: Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production

1033
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 3: by Will Barrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast. Create

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00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 3: It and host It by Sidney Washington and Read Foston.

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00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 3: Executive produced by Olivia Aguilar and Hans SONI super produced

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Speaker 3: by Becca Romos, edited a mixed by Brian Jeffries. If

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