1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,360 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject, 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 1: oh lyon cheating thought again, and it again, Oh lion 4 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 1: cheating thought. I tell That's how I wanted to sound 5 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:23,479 Speaker 1: something like that. Did I did it good? You guys 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: would say, surely you didn't sound right, you didn't do that, 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: But I'm glad I did it right. Okay, But right now, 8 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 1: nephew in the building here with today's praying phone call, 9 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 1: what do you have us for us today? The Asian 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 1: clean is my favorite one. I love so much. Asian Clean. 11 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: Let's come on, cat dog, let's go hello. It's just 12 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,839 Speaker 1: it's just clean. Yes, it's a cleaner. It's just the 13 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 1: cleaners did the cleaner. Okay, Hey listen, I'll be bringing 14 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 1: my clothes to y'all out of time. Somebody that messed 15 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: up a play on prays? Oh did Japan? You know 16 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 1: to see the pens? So what? Yeah? Depend and don't 17 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: feed you were fit you for you? No? No, now, 18 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,759 Speaker 1: now y'all have already messed up or noo. What I'm 19 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 1: trying to say right here is is that whoever did 20 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,959 Speaker 1: the payers took the belt loops off the plans. But 21 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: who whoo whoo do who the who do what? The pen? 22 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,039 Speaker 1: Who do what? Who do? Who do Washington? You pen 23 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,040 Speaker 1: y'all the people. I told y'all, I want to start 24 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,040 Speaker 1: in my jeans. You know, I told y'all I want 25 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 1: to make sure my jens stand up by their self. Okay, 26 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: y'all put the start any But the problem is y'all 27 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: took the belt loops off the plans. Do you you 28 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: pay already? Do you pay? So? What do you pay? Yeah? 29 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: Prayed you all the day on money, y'all gay me 30 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: the prayer. I didn't know the belt loose wasn't on 31 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: there until I got on What what? What do your name? 32 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: What's your name? Washington? What? Washingington? What? What? What's your fund? Name? 33 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: Your first name? Oh, never leave my first name. I'm 34 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 1: always why I had to find a receipt to see 35 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 1: why you are? What's wrong with your pants? Why you 36 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:20,080 Speaker 1: can't understand what I'm trying to say to you? Why? Who? Who? Who? 37 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 1: Who to help you with your clothes? Who the person 38 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,919 Speaker 1: to help you with your clothes? The lady that I 39 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: always be in the front is the one that helped 40 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: me that the older lady she's the one I always 41 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 1: helped me. Let me here. Okay, you did, you're the 42 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 1: way and I'm myself. I saw the night and that 43 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: you need. What is he saying to her? She's not here? 44 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,799 Speaker 1: What you doing? You? I need you to speak English? 45 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: This is an English situation. Okay, Okay, she she not speaking? 46 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,920 Speaker 1: She not speaking? Okay, So I I can't slay for her? Okay, 47 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,679 Speaker 1: she she not here? You want to call count tomorrow? 48 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: Did we help you with the clothes? Okay, but you 49 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: ain't understand me. My belt loops is of my parents. 50 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,079 Speaker 1: We know that we know to take it. It's not 51 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: if we don't have to hear. We just watched it. 52 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: Aud We don't take to that. Did do that? Y'all? 53 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 1: Did take the bell loops out? Do you wait? Okay? Okay, 54 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: I work wait, Okay, yeah, go ahead, take water and 55 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,079 Speaker 1: Ireland and then he can't go to star. Can you 56 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: need the man? Nicky? You're McKey. I'm gonna I tell you. 57 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: I'll tell you English. Don what what do you we? 58 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: We try to help the problem. Okay, I understand you 59 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: try to help the problem, but this is an English problem. 60 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: And then English, So I speak of the English to you. You. 61 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: I don't understand what you say. I'd say I need 62 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: you to speak English. You're not speaking. You speaking the 63 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: least to you. Why you're not You're not see you? 64 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: Look you don't worry old Look all I'm saying is 65 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 1: just right here. Somebody got my damn bill losing it 66 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: took him out playing, and somebody fron the putty back 67 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 1: or okay you don't, we well tell you that we 68 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 1: fixed the pan. Okay, and you you'll bring it in 69 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 1: and you know there. Now I can do for you 70 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 1: on the phone. Okay. You want to like to fix 71 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: the pen, you have to bring in another day, okay, Okay, 72 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,599 Speaker 1: Why do you want me to do on the phone? Okay? 73 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 1: If I don't have to pen? How you going to 74 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: fix it? You have to bring it in tomorrow? Okay, 75 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: but that the father would be here tomorrow you bring in. Okay. 76 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: That's it's very busy today. I don't have time to 77 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: do this on the phone. Okay. No, okay, y'all gonna 78 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 1: fix money? No you don't. You you paid money? Okay? 79 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 1: Did you? I always say I just fix it? Okay? 80 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,039 Speaker 1: You see on the phone, and you you squeam and 81 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,200 Speaker 1: you yell and then nothing I can do for you 82 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 1: know you're here for to do when you can fix 83 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: my day on prayer? Y'all, I don't have to see anything. Okay. 84 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: We we need to help you. But if you don't 85 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 1: want to work with us, you know we cannot help you. Okay. 86 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: Let me tell yourself, y'all gonna make me come out 87 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: with there wolf? You come here, okay, you come here 88 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 1: and you talk to us okay, and at the police here, 89 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,839 Speaker 1: at the police here, and then you take it with them. Okay. 90 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,280 Speaker 1: Where's somebody gonna put my damn bet loose back on 91 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,599 Speaker 1: my prayers thing? That's all I'm saying, right, Okay. You 92 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,159 Speaker 1: you don't ye at me? Okay, Well you don't ye 93 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: at me? Okay, you want to you want to see him? 94 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 1: He take care you? Okay, Mom, you're talking. You're gonna 95 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: take care of me. The fine that he got here. 96 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 1: You talk to him and you met, you met with him. 97 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 1: Did he think I don't do what you? Okay? You 98 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: better have him down? That would he better? Now? He 99 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 1: don't have to do nothing, okay, because we're not we're 100 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 1: not we're not met up your pat We try to 101 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: help you. You got the problem you talk to him 102 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,159 Speaker 1: and he do you wanna kick? Okay, you're gonna do work. 103 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 1: He's gonna kick. You're gonna kick up to tell what 104 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 1: you're just saying? Oh no, oh holo. Did you just 105 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 1: say yo, Dad, it was gonna kick my Yeah? Did 106 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,719 Speaker 1: he could to care you and you? We're gonna go 107 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 1: to police. Okay, you go to jail. Okay, okay, Look 108 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: I got something else I need to say to y'all. 109 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,719 Speaker 1: Is you listening to what I say? Did you list? What? You? What? 110 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 1: What the problem? Do you have a man that worked 111 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: for you in your cleaner's name John? You want to 112 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,880 Speaker 1: talk to John? Know? My name is nephew Timmy from 113 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got prank phone 114 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: called by John that works in your cleaners? What John? 115 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:37,480 Speaker 1: John to call you to call me? What did you want? 116 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: Did John call me? Is this so? What? What is 117 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,200 Speaker 1: your name? Sue? Yeah? That's my name. You always get 118 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 1: mad at John for listening to the radio in the 119 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:51,680 Speaker 1: morning round call you on the radio? John got me 120 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 1: to prank phone call you. I work at the radio show. 121 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 1: That's that's that's not funny. Kicking John a lament? Don't 122 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: think right? Your Garden sailin. So I gotta ask you 123 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: what what is the best radio show in the land? 124 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: Oh that Steed Steed the Hardy Show. Yeah, you ted, 125 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:28,040 Speaker 1: you tied the steed to catching I let him belt loops. 126 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,880 Speaker 1: You know you gotta come out with something they never 127 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: heard before? Who took all of the pants? That said? Why? 128 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:42,560 Speaker 1: No one take what? Why? What? The whoops? That's so wrong? 129 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 1: And I'm not laughing, Yes you are. This party is 130 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: jumping off. It's the party that you don't want to miss. 131 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 1: W d A has summer soiree hosted by Yours Truly. 132 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 1: The Kappers are in town and Philadelphia cop oup Aside 133 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,080 Speaker 1: Fraternity Incorporated. There as a party going down host to 134 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: buy Yours Truly. It's at the Grand Ballroom at thirty 135 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 1: eight oh one First District Plaza in Philly. August three, 136 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: I'm on the plane Saturday morning. I am headed to 137 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:16,239 Speaker 1: Summer Breeze Comedy Show Sagonaw Michigan. Sagonaw, Michigan, Huntington Event 138 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 1: Park at the Dow Event Center. Show jumps off seven 139 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:23,240 Speaker 1: o'clock and then August thirty thirty one, UM, Mr Harmonica, 140 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 1: if you would Labor Day weekend. It is Bethesda Blues 141 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:34,559 Speaker 1: and Jazz supper Club, and as the background plays, I 142 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 1: will let you know that I would be at the 143 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,960 Speaker 1: Bethesda Blues and Jazz Supper Club to Friday and to Saturday. 144 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:47,840 Speaker 1: What your harmonica? Me? Please? Thank you? All right, thank 145 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 1: you Jay, and thank you nephew. J Yeah, I can't 146 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: even can't wait to see your set jazz now all right, listen, 147 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,959 Speaker 1: we're coding. He doesn't have any rhythm at all. I 148 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 1: don't coming up the Strawberry letter jokes got rid of 149 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:11,959 Speaker 1: I call coming up the Strawberry letters subject o lying 150 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,880 Speaker 1: cheat and thought we'll get into that right after this