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Speaker 1: Podcast starts now, what's up perfects around the globe? Um,

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Speaker 1: you are listening to a Stradio lab, the number one

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Speaker 1: podcast on Everybody's lips, and today I am joined by

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Speaker 1: a special guest, celebrity co host. Please give a glamor girl,

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Speaker 1: Who do you who? For? River L? Ramirez? Hello, who

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Speaker 1: do you Who? Who do you whom? So River does

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Speaker 1: the pressure of being a co host? Um, how's that

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Speaker 1: sitting with you right now? Um, it's been very difficult.

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Speaker 1: There's been a lot of paparazzi outside of my house

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Speaker 1: ever since they found out that I was doing this

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Speaker 1: show tonight. That's actually how I remembered. I woke up

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Speaker 1: and there was like, yeah, people are taking pictures of

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Speaker 1: my naked body. I sleep naked, so my door was

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Speaker 1: wide open. I also like to keep it wide open,

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Speaker 1: so they guess, yeah, they came in and they were

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Speaker 1: taking photos. Well there was this guy. He said he

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Speaker 1: was paparazzi. Oh yeah, Well, I mean it's just that's

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Speaker 1: like for you, that's so rare. Like for me, that's

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Speaker 1: literally every single day, right, you know, I'm I'm there's

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Speaker 1: nudes of me on the New York Post. I know,

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Speaker 1: it's so bad. It's so bad, it's crazy. It's just

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Speaker 1: I just want to be normal again, and like I

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Speaker 1: just want to be able to like hang out with

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Speaker 1: like friends without like having all these like people come

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Speaker 1: to me and be like, hey, your podcast like literally

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Speaker 1: changed my life. I mean, this podcast is so big.

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Speaker 1: It's the thing, you know, like, yeah, yeah, it's so crazy.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you guys have had amazing, amazing guests, and

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Speaker 1: I think you've been quoted on like Mark Marin listens

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Speaker 1: to straight Dio Lab. Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're into comedy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all these yeah, a lot of like really, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: heard about this show. I think through the Oprah website

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Speaker 1: or something. Right, No, I forgot No. I love when

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Speaker 1: Oprah profiled us on oprah dot com. Yeah, that mean

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Speaker 1: that was huge. Like there's so much you're like, you know,

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Speaker 1: you get so jaded by this industry and you're like

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Speaker 1: you get sort of like, yeah, it's an oscar, like

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Speaker 1: to that point, you're like, I worked so hard, I'm tired.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know who I am. But then you

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Speaker 1: get an Oprah and you're reminded of like all the

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Speaker 1: fucking work he did. Yeah, it's just like I my

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Speaker 1: whole life flashed before my eyes when we got the Oprah.

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Speaker 1: I'm literally not wearing a bra. Like, I'm not wearing

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Speaker 1: a bra. I'm dirty, and I'm I'm like lying like

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Speaker 1: through my No, It's okay. This is a podcast for lies.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes there's truth, but sometimes there's lies. Yeah, for those

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Speaker 1: that don't know, George is missing. Um, he was kidnapped. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was abducted and there's a really high ransom. So

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Speaker 1: if you could venmo me, I will definitely forward that

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Speaker 1: money to his kidnapper and we will get him back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have the kidnappers, Venmo. And they gave us a

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Speaker 1: cash up. They gave us the cash app Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: they gave us. They actually gave us a lot of information.

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Speaker 1: They told us where they lived, they told us where

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Speaker 1: they're keeping George. They left the door unlocked. But it

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Speaker 1: just felt wrong to sort of break into someone's home

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Speaker 1: and steal their property. That is George. Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: some girl. It's just some like blonde white girl who

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Speaker 1: was like George, come over and he was like sure,

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Speaker 1: and then she was like okay, I'm like ransom in

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Speaker 1: you now she's twenty four, um, and she's like yeah,

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Speaker 1: really trying to figure herself out. Yeah. And when she

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Speaker 1: Do you remember this? It's incredible, like fruity but edgy.

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Speaker 1: love Billy? I do love Billy really? Yeah, Like she

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Speaker 1: doesn't speak to me really, but do you like do

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Speaker 1: you like Laana del Ray? I do like Lawna dol Right,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't speak to me? Wow? Yeah. Is there any

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Speaker 1: anger there towards Launa? No? No, she did what she

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Speaker 1: Lana's like always faking depressed. And it's like, like, I

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Speaker 1: time all the time. You're always having a good time.

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Speaker 1: It's not real. I actually don't think it's real to anyone.

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Speaker 1: that's like we've been friends for a long time, and

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Speaker 1: I think that, Um, sometimes the way that you can

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Speaker 1: all and letting them fall on their own. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: think you're right. I think I learned an important lesson there,

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Speaker 1: which is, um, walk with more fear. Right. Yeah, don't

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Speaker 1: don't think that someone's here to support you, right, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: even if it's your if your friends are around you

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Speaker 1: in gowns, for example, Will Smith. If your friends are

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Speaker 1: They're gonna just see what you're gonna do. Um River,

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Speaker 1: Have you ever slapped anyone in the face or been

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Speaker 1: slapped in the face by my parents? Oh? No, I

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Speaker 1: like suddenly I'm like a nineteen sixties gangster or something,

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Speaker 1: Do you remember speaking of falling on our faces? Do

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Speaker 1: you remember that show we did that, Um, this building

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Speaker 1: And so in this we asked a series of rapid

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Speaker 1: So you're not like a d stand out here. Come on.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? I'm like, are you going to get

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Speaker 1: that a lot? If I get that a lot, that

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Speaker 1: It's the weirdest show I've ever seen in my entire life.

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Speaker 1: It's like very telling of our time and how confused

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Speaker 1: like Oh my god, what's I would get? Like? I

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Speaker 1: like the Hip Surgery episode, the Hip Surgery that was

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Speaker 1: Carrie goes on a date and they just vomit. Do

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Speaker 1: you remember that They're just like projectile, like fucking blackout?

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Speaker 1: um horny Miranda Miranda. Yeah, Miranda's character is it's just

418
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: like really like I'm in love with you, I'm gonna

419
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: fly out. And I was just like what they they

420
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: were cruel to her. Um. If you were to get

421
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: cast on and just like that, what would your dream

422
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: character be? Uh, that's a good question. I would like to.

423
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: I mean I like playing characters that are not like me,

424
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: so I would like to. I would like to be

425
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: like some hyper fem girl who's like like that girl

426
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: downstairs that lives like like like a sexy like. I'm like, oh,

427
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,959
Speaker 1: that would be really fun to try to play like

428
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: someone that's just like I know, I like he's cheating

429
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: on me, and then like one of them like shares

430
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: like some kind of wisdom. Maybe yeah, I don't know,

431
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I hope you're right. Like I just

432
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: started dating in New York and it's so hard, and

433
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: they'll be like, oh honey, like it's all okay, and

434
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: then but then they get closer and then we accidentally

435
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: have a kiss like something like that, like someone could

436
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: it's like whoa, and I'll be I do it to Miranda,

437
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 1: you sucking dyke it like I hate crying. That would

438
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: be really cool for me. That part would be really cool.

439
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: That would be a great plotline. What the fuck? But

440
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: like I initiate it. I have my hands down her pants.

441
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: What the fuck? You dyke? You made me do this? Bro?

442
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not some lesbian Okay wait, I'm not.

443
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: I would be really funny to say it, but looking

444
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: like super hyper them and like a hot way and

445
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: like not a weird way, like a way that like whoae,

446
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: its weirdly makes sense, Like I work out for the role,

447
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: so I have abs. I mean that could like that

448
00:30:55,480 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: would be bigger than jandas be thinkings. That would be

449
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: like you're you have the closeted girl from and just

450
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: like that my girl, they got really violent after fingering Branda.

451
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, that would be funny to like

452
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: this person just like is so closeted and weird that

453
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: they just start banging their head on everything. I'm not

454
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: the dog. Oh my god, let me. I'm like, what

455
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: else would be cool? Oh my god? Oh I would

456
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: like to play like a character that's kind of like big,

457
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: like a version, like a big like an aloof man. Yeah,

458
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: I mean I'm like maybe, yeah, I mean like that

459
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: would be cool. Or somebody who doesn't care. I think

460
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: that would be funny. Someone who's around who doesn't care

461
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: about anything, so they're always like yeah I don't care,

462
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: like I don't know. Maybe it's like Rocks new um

463
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: babysitter and I'm like, okay, yeah, like do you have

464
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: the money for me this week? Or oh yeah, you know,

465
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: actually I think you would be incredible of that that

466
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: actually makes sense and be like, well, so Rock, I

467
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: gave Rock a packet of testosterone. I hope that's okay,

468
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: uh like illegally, uh yeah, extra, I think Rock can

469
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: just do whatever you want. My check for this week,

470
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: or I want to have a sex scene. I want

471
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: to all I've ever wanted is to have like a

472
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: nasty as sex scene on TV. Would do it with

473
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: Jadas so funny, like a really but it's really hot.

474
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: It's like a really hot, super hot Oh my god,

475
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: oh my god. You go see d Is at a

476
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: stand up show. You're one of the comics, and they

477
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: really look up to me. They like think my act

478
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: is like incredible, and they asked me to go on

479
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: the road with them. And Miranda goes and you guys,

480
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: And Miranda's like, wait, are you like fucking And it's

481
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: like weird because like you're a guy. But is like

482
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: Polly and like open and like pan sexual. They said

483
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: on stage in there horrible Netflix special in their incredibly

484
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: moving Netflix fucked everyone in here. I'm like, I'm like,

485
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: INDs world, heartbreak does not exist or embarrassment. I'm like,

486
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: I guess you're like fully free. I guess that's true

487
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: in some senses. Should we get into our topics, into

488
00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: the topic, so we discussed ahead of time, we organically

489
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 1: reach the topic that I think is resoundingly straight um

490
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: and it is the devil. So I guess could you

491
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: explain how we got there. We got there through talking

492
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: about Will Smith and the slap, and and then I

493
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this the past few weeks, I've been thinking,

494
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: and I've been seeing this phrase. I think Cardi B

495
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: put it up and then a bunch of people like

496
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 1: randomly put it up. But I also heard it in

497
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: a song let Me Find It. So basically, there's a

498
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: saying that whenever somebody like lets their ego win, like

499
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: over I don't know, some kind of grace or something,

500
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 1: when something like major happened, that there's just saying that

501
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: God puts obstacles in your way to see if you'll,

502
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: like let the devil win or something like. Once. Basically,

503
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: the saying is like, once you're at the top or

504
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: like about to achieve your biggest dreams, there's always a

505
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: test to see if you really want it or if

506
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: you're willing to let all of that go just to

507
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: like save face or something, or like at a moment

508
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: of of desperation or like high emotion, if you're like,

509
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: you'll forget that where you came from and how hard

510
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: you worked, and that thing isn't worth that energy. So

511
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking of, and I was thinking

512
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: him the Will Smith slap and just how he let

513
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: that get just I mean, he lost it. He didn't

514
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: know where he was, he didn't know he was like

515
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: on National TV, like he was fully like it's just

516
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: you and me and I And so I've been thinking

517
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: about it that a lot, and the challenges that I

518
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: don't know if you've ever been tested by the world,

519
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: you know, and like uh kind of like a spiritual

520
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: way or like a way of um testing your foundations

521
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:02,879
Speaker 1: or something like kind of pressing your buttons when when

522
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: something really great is about to happen, just like making

523
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: you like I feel like that feeling of like when

524
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: you're being put down right before the big thing that

525
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: you always wanted was Ah. Yeah, I don't think I've

526
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: had that experience yet because I feel like I haven't

527
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,439
Speaker 1: been that close to things that are like the best

528
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: thing in my life, if that makes any sense, right right.

529
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: I mean it could be it could be anything though.

530
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: So it could have been like Okay, you're in a

531
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 1: relationship now, maybe it could have been a certain point

532
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,720
Speaker 1: in your relationship. It could have been with like family stuff,

533
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: like before a certain point of getting to wherever you

534
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: try to get with your family, a job. It's like

535
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: always just kind of like right before the thing you've

536
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: been working towards, just like are you sure or how

537
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: bad do you want it? Or it's like you know, okay,

538
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: you know when you're about to meet somebody and for

539
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: some reason that week or like you're you really like

540
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: someone suddenly and then you've had a dry spell the

541
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: whole time and suddenly everyone's like hey, like all these

542
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: randos are like in your face and you're like, where

543
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: were you? It's kind of like that sure, So it's

544
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: kind of like that. Yeah, I guess like the devil

545
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: as a concept, do you think it is straight? Yeah?

546
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 1: I would say it's very straight. I mean I've definitely

547
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: gotten called possessed before and by my family and but

548
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 1: and my yeah, and for a while and my my cousin.

549
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: I've seen cousins and family members get demons taken out

550
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: of them at church and staff, and they always blame

551
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: the demons for like their sexual deviancy or like drug

552
00:37:54,960 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: use or something, and I'm like, just chill, why don't

553
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: you just own it? They're like, the devil made me

554
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: do at the devil, And I think it's a way

555
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: of I think it's a way of people like repressing

556
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: desires and like not having, um, not taking credit for

557
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 1: their nastiness, their nasty proclivities. Yeah. Um. Also I have

558
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: this theory of like when it gets two major forms

559
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: of that stuff like stigmata or like, yeah, when people

560
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: are like acting out that they're possessed by something and

561
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: you're taking it out of them, I'm like, I think

562
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: people are naturally like performers and like sometimes like so

563
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: it's like think about, Okay, so this person getting a

564
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: demon taking out of their body. They are stuck at

565
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: home all the time, super bored. Um. They try to

566
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: live like a whatever, straight lifestyle and then they do

567
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: one weird thing and suddenly like they're like shaking, and

568
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, you are a performer. Bit you are singing

569
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:06,320
Speaker 1: in tongues, twirling around. It's like you just want to perform.

570
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: It's almost like you did that, you did something you

571
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: feel guilty about and you need to blame it on

572
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 1: something else in order to get it out of your

573
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: system and even to admit it to yourself. Getting exercised

574
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: is straight drag. Oh my god, that's really good. That's good. Wow.

575
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: It's truly like putting on a little performance, and yes,

576
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: imagine they were towards it. Oh my god, that would

577
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: be so funny. Yes, yes, yeah, because they do the drops.

578
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: I swear to God they do the drops. I mean

579
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: they literally do. I mean they have their own language.

580
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: It's it's Paris is burning with those that with that

581
00:39:52,320 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 1: damn language that tongues they speak. I'm dying. It's it

582
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: is like I've always been confused about it because everyone

583
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: like commits so hard when they're in those situations, and

584
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: it's like, how do you get so like swept up

585
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,280
Speaker 1: in it that you like don't fear even like looking

586
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: stupid anymore. Um, okay, well it's happened to me once,

587
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: but not um, not the tongue stuff, but like the

588
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: guilt stuff, but also just um, I feel like it's

589
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: very much like a concert actually helped me with performance

590
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: in that because I went to church a lot as

591
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: a kid, and I was really Christian. It's just like

592
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: there's something so powerful about just being in a room

593
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: and somebody talking to you in an affirmative way of

594
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: like and we're gonna do this, and we're gonna do this.

595
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: And if you ever even ever thought alone, you are

596
00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 1: not alone anymore because God is here. God is here, right,

597
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: someone doing that for like an hour at you, okay,

598
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: and you're feeling guilty, You're feeling shitty, You're like, you know,

599
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: all this ship um and you want someone to believe in.

600
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: I feel like it's it's like a concert, like you

601
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: get wrapped up in it. Sometimes there's music. You know, No,

602
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: it's true, I could I can see how that's a

603
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: little um infectious. Like even you doing that. I was

604
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: a little like a little stirred, like I was like, oh,

605
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: like I do, and like, you know, life is very difficult,

606
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: and it is like just to have someone staring at

607
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: you and being like you like it's almost like you

608
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: can do this. You've got this. It's like, oh, I

609
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: actually kind of need that, Like yeah, it's it's it's

610
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: very it's beautiful and powerful. I think there's great things

611
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: about it, and I think there's also really fucked up

612
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: things about it, just to like people not wanting to

613
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: admit certain things. And I'm like, this would be a

614
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: way better thing. Also, you guys would make a lot

615
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: more money if you really opened up. I'm like, just

616
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: like stop with a gig going to hell, Like I've

617
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 1: talked to Christians on like the steps in front of

618
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,439
Speaker 1: my house before, and they're like always like really cool.

619
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: And then they're like, so, what's uh, what's keeping you

620
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: from uh from joining uh Christianity? And I'm like, well,

621
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm kind of I'm kind of like gay and trance.

622
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sorry, but I did my nails.

623
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I feel like I'm always doing something to

624
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: like stay in straight, like to stay good with this

625
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: like straight culture, like as like a parting gift, like

626
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: I was there. I just want you to know I

627
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: did my nails and I paid my respects. Sometimes. Yeah,

628
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: it is weird that, like I don't know that the

629
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Speaker 1: church can't get into like like they they could make

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Speaker 1: so much more money. I feel if they were just like,

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Speaker 1: I know, more of a lifestyle brand, you know, church,

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Speaker 1: if it were truly just like yourself and the fucking

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Speaker 1: Roman Catholic Church collab collab Pope, like trying to like

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Speaker 1: some of Gwyneth talking to Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, I cream

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Speaker 1: in fuse with holy water, Like who wouldn't want that?

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Speaker 1: It's like Roman, the Roman So for a Roman Catholic

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Speaker 1: section with goop? Do you guys have the moisturizer with

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Speaker 1: the holy water that was on Goop with the and

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Speaker 1: they're like, oh with the like the the Pope and

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Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow that one or yeah yeah yeahs skims and

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Speaker 1: like beautiful, wait, that would be so cool. And he's

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Speaker 1: a little hat. It is the same. I mean that

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Speaker 1: he would look snatched. It's like looking good. Oh my god,

644
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Speaker 1: can you imagine, Like he takes up the costume and

645
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: you're like, damn you. He has like abs, like he's

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Speaker 1: been working out, like really taking care of himself. But

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Speaker 1: the thing is like literally why not, Like what else

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Speaker 1: does the Pope have to do? Like why doesn't he

649
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Speaker 1: like hire a personal trainer and get sucking ripped as

650
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Speaker 1: a hell? Like that's he literally does like not really

651
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Speaker 1: have a job, but like all the time, you don't

652
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Speaker 1: really have a job, like you should just be working out.

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Speaker 1: You see that pope at yoga yoga at twelve, Like

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Speaker 1: you don't even work bit like I didn't realize, like

655
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Speaker 1: a gig worker, realize, get a job, get a real job.

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Speaker 1: You don't have a job. The Pope, he doesn't have

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Speaker 1: a job. Cci stud That was in my mind. The

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Speaker 1: Pope does not have a job. It's like being famous,

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Speaker 1: like you're just you're just kind of vibet today I

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Speaker 1: think is wrong. All right, yeah, And they're like, do

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Speaker 1: you want to order brunch first or and he's like,

662
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Speaker 1: you're right, I shouldn't say gay marriage is wrong before

663
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Speaker 1: I've had my momod who who? And let's get some workouts.

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Speaker 1: He does soul cycle. Oh my god, he does soul cycle.

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Speaker 1: Leading soul cycle. They should literally do that. But he's

666
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Speaker 1: really like, God will condemn your soul if you do

667
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Speaker 1: not go this fast on the bicycle. Let's go, let's go.

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00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: Let's turn that resistance up, turn that resistance up, that

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Speaker 1: resistance up to the devil. And everyone's like, really working out.

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Speaker 1: I think that would fix like the obesity problem in

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Speaker 1: America right because everyone's saying we have one and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that would be good. But wait, he's in Rome. Never mind,

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Speaker 1: he's in Rome. He could like zoom, it could be

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Speaker 1: like peloton style. He could zoom. Oh my god, he

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Speaker 1: could do it peloton style. And then we bring back

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Speaker 1: the big dying on the peloton and just like that,

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Speaker 1: it's all badaban and then and then fingers on the

678
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Speaker 1: the Pope gets really stigmata face and he's just gay

679
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: as hell. So then the only I think a big

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Speaker 1: gap in our logic is that is the devil himself

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Speaker 1: in like the representation. He's queer though, yeah, because he's

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Speaker 1: feeling himself. He's like he's like he's he's like jacked

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Speaker 1: horning and like makes it known, like I don't not

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Speaker 1: give a fuck. That's what the devil energy. You have,

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Speaker 1: devil do? Yeah, the devil is like like play, I

686
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: don't know, cute, sexy fun. I don't know what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: Later you're straight. Come, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

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00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: We can still be friends. I'm like, that's the devil.

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Speaker 1: You're literally being the devil. But the devil used to

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Speaker 1: be an angel, because Lucifer means like, yeah, the devil,

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Speaker 1: his name Lucifer. Lucifer is like something about light. Uh,

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00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: I forget something about light. But basically the devil was

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Speaker 1: an angel, and I think is like how to beef

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Speaker 1: or something with Jesus. I don't know, there was a

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Speaker 1: whole trip to the Earth or something, and then I

696
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: don't know, there was some beef there. It's kind of

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00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:16,919
Speaker 1: like a weird, like brother kind of I hate you

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00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: type of thing, or like I was a beautiful angel

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Speaker 1: now everyone thinks I'm bad. Fuck you. I mean, the

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Speaker 1: way you're describing it sounds fun, Like religion sounds more

701
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: interesting than I thought. Yeah, religion is cool. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm very I'm very into it. You know. I think

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00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:37,919
Speaker 1: it's just a disgust. I think it's just storytelling or

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Speaker 1: it was like the stand up of our of their time.

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Speaker 1: Imagine wait, wait up, do you see if I could

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00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: get some scripture and read it like if it's stand up? Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be good. Let me um, let me

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Speaker 1: introduce you when, let me know when you found it? Okay,

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Speaker 1: wait script you're on? Oh wait it should be anti

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00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: gay scripture, right, yeah, if you can find it. Yeah

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00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: wait wait okay you found one. Okay, what's up? Um uh?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming out tonight. Hello, Beth Laham. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: whoa hello Beth Laham. We have an incredible show. How's

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Speaker 1: everybody doing? Seriously? How how's everybody doing tonight? Seriously? That's

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Speaker 1: what Look you can be better than that. It makes

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00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: some noise. Seriously, you got some incredible comedians today. Um,

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00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 1: the show is gonna be awesome, and so really give

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Speaker 1: your energy and make some noise for your first comedian.

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Speaker 1: They've performed at clubs and colleges and you've seen them

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Speaker 1: on MTVS Girl Code. Please give it up for River

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Speaker 1: l Ramiro. Thank you, thank you. Yes, that's right, I

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Speaker 1: am one of the Heathens that's part of the to

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Speaker 1: his crew, how is everyone doing all right? Amazing? So

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Speaker 1: we have I'm gonna be reading from Judges nineteen sixteen

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Speaker 1: to twenty four. Here we go, yes, Okay, one evening,

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Speaker 1: this old man came home from his work in the fields. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he was from the hill country of Fraim, but he

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Speaker 1: was living in gay Bayea, where the people were from

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Speaker 1: the tribe of Benjamin. To get the funk out, Benjamin,

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Speaker 1: when he saw the travelers sitting in the town, could

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Speaker 1: you please not speak during my setsor it's still the

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Speaker 1: same as it is now. I'm sorry. I just don't

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Speaker 1: want to go through like a whole. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to do the Heckler thing. When he saw the travelers

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Speaker 1: sitting When he saw the travelers sitting in the town, score,

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Speaker 1: he asked him where they were from and where they

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Speaker 1: were going. Okay, Horney, little bastard. We have been in

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Speaker 1: Bethlehem and Judah, the man replied, we are on our

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Speaker 1: way to a remote area in the hill country of Ephraim,

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Speaker 1: which is my home. I traveled to Bethlehem and now

741
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 1: I'm returning home. But no one has taken us in

742
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: for the night. Oh yeah, okay, where are we going

743
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: with this? Even though we have everything we need? Wink wink.

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00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: We have straw and feet for our donkeys, and plenty

745
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 1: of bread and wine for ourselves. Okay, where are we

746
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: going here? Does anyone here in the town of Bethlehem. No?

747
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: Where we are going with this? I don't know. I

748
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Speaker 1: just said, please don't talk to myself. You are welcome

749
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Speaker 1: to I'm just starting the second part of the is

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Speaker 1: it okay? Yeah? No, no, I'm sorry. Um, this is

751
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: acoustics are like crazy in here. It's a I mean,

752
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: we're it's from scripture. You are welcome to stay with me.

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00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: The old man said, I will give you anything you

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00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: might need an old man a A. But whatever you do,

755
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,439
Speaker 1: don't spend the night in the square. So he took

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Speaker 1: them home with him and fed the donkeys who whoa

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00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: after they watched her sir, After they watched her feet.

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00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: They ate and drank together. While they were enjoying themselves,

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Speaker 1: a crowd of troublemakers from the town surrounded the house.

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Speaker 1: They began beating at the door and shouting to the

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Speaker 1: old man, bring out the man who is staying with

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Speaker 1: you so we can have sex with him. Hey, yeah,

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Speaker 1: stuck to them. No, my brothers, don't do such an

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Speaker 1: evil thing, for this man is a guest in my house,

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00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: and such a thing would be shameful. Here, take my

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00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 1: virgin daughter and this man's concubine and I will bring

767
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 1: them out to you, and you can abuse them and

768
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: do whatever you like. This is in the Bible. But

769
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 1: don't do such a safel thing to this man. So

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00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: this man literally gives out these He's like, please do

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00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: not gaze x with this man. But here rape these

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00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 1: two women that are with us, and trust us. Anyway.

773
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: That's my time that them. You can cut that out

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00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:15,919
Speaker 1: if you need to. It's too Um no, I think

775
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: that's actually good. And hey, I just want to. I

776
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 1: was the guy that was like talking, so nice to

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00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: meet you. Oh you're are you trying to do stand up? Um? Yeah,

778
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: Like people keep telling me I'm funny and I've been

779
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 1: like I'm like really into scripture too, so I was

780
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: like thinking of trying it, but um, like I just

781
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: don't know how you. Like, you guys are so brave,

782
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: Like it's like so scary to me to like go

783
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 1: up on stage like that. Well, basically, like, Okay, if

784
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 1: there's anything I could tell you that I want to

785
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: pass on is that when you're doing scripture on stage,

786
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 1: it's not about you, right, So like trying not to

787
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: make anyone laugh, trying to to you you have to

788
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: like really just be confident in that your connection with

789
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 1: God basically and that the jokes will come from Okay, well,

790
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: but you should come to the mic next week, the

791
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 1: scripture mic next week. Oh really? Okay, Yeah, I'll be there.

792
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 1: Mary will be there. Um, there's Judas will be there, uh,

793
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: Moses will, Moses will be there, Jesus might be there,

794
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 1: Moses comes, yeah, if you want to. I mean, we're

795
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 1: more of like the all scripture scene, like we're also

796
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 1: writing our own ship. So yeah, like we we always

797
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: we meet up at like this coffee shop in Bethlehem

798
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: and we get like ice coffees and we just like

799
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: talked it out, laughing, and then we like write scripture.

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00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, wait, that's insane that you read like

801
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: a whole thing. You read like a whole thing. That

802
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: was insane. Sorry, um no, I loved it. Yeah, it

803
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 1: was too long. It's fine. This is an experimental episode. Experiment.

804
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 1: I like the I like the guy in the crowd.

805
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 1: I like the I like the guy in the cold too.

806
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 1: That really felt it really felt good. It was It

807
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: was nice to have a comedian destroys Heckler. Yeah, it was.

808
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: It was really nice, like relating like scripture um to

809
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: stand up and kind of like comparing that, like what

810
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: we're going through now with writing new scripture and what

811
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: they were going through that it really helped me feel

812
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: better about them. Like, oh, you guys are just like

813
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,720
Speaker 1: getting together and writing at a coffee shop. That's so true.

814
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: It's also like, you know, like everything that we say

815
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: on stage now, it's like that's kind of like the

816
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 1: word of comedians, Like they're literally writing scripture. Like if

817
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 1: we put every if we put every joke together from

818
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: when the Bible was done till now, it would be

819
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: a new Bible. Yeah, my Jesus, Jerry Seinfeld, thank you.

820
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 1: I think actually we should maybe do our final segment,

821
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: let's do it. Would that be insane? Okay? So our

822
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: final segment is called shout Outs, and and then we

823
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 1: give a shout out to anything that we are enjoying

824
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Speaker 1: at all, in the style of like a radio shoutout.

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Speaker 1: Think of it's t r L and you're in Times

826
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Speaker 1: Square and you're shouting out to your squad back home,

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Speaker 1: and I I have one. I can go first. I

828
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: think I have one. Okay, what's up, freaks, losers and

829
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Speaker 1: pervs around the globe. I would like to give a

830
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: huge shout out to Joni Mitchell. I have been um

831
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Speaker 1: enjoying listening to Joni Mitchell while it turns to springtime,

832
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 1: and you know, people are like, yeah, everyone knows who

833
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: she is. And I was like, well, actually, I didn't

834
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Speaker 1: like grow up listening to Joni Mitchell. Actually don't know

835
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Speaker 1: her deal. And I'm just now learning about Joni Mitchell.

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Speaker 1: And I have to say, I love what I'm hearing.

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Speaker 1: It's fun to get into people that are from the past,

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Speaker 1: and um, I think it's very refreshing. And she's got

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Speaker 1: a weird I'll say it. She sings weird. She sings weird,

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Speaker 1: and that's okay. To say that it's okay to address

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Speaker 1: the fact that she sings weird, but I'm enjoying it.

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Speaker 1: And um, I'm a Joni Mitchell stand and I'm getting

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Speaker 1: into calm girls. And that's sort of where I'm at

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Speaker 1: right now. This is thirty. This is Joni Mitchell time

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Speaker 1: x O x O, Sam, Cools and Goblins. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for having me here. I just want to

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Speaker 1: give a quick shout out to all the she days.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing that there's so many right now. I know

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Speaker 1: you're confused. I'm confused to and you're confused me more

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Speaker 1: by making me so what tell Yeah, I hope, I hope.

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Speaker 1: I hope I made more of you. And I am

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Speaker 1: not judging you based on your confused I'm inviting you in.

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Speaker 1: Who Wow, what arousing UM shout out? Thank you. Just

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Speaker 1: been thinking a lot about them. I liked um. It

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Speaker 1: really combined like sort of confusion, disdain and horny nous

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Speaker 1: and and excitement. It was like I really felt all

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Speaker 1: the emotions of Yeah. That's basically I'm just trying at

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Speaker 1: my point and the point I'm trying to get across

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Speaker 1: with any any kind of criticism I give to anybody

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Speaker 1: is that. Don't worry. I'm still horny for it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And they say and they say something, but face to face,

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Speaker 1: I'd take what I can get. Look, I talk a

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Speaker 1: lot of ship, but the point is I don't mean

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Speaker 1: any of it, and I'll I don't mean anything it.

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Speaker 1: Please your God, let me suck you off. I imagine, like,

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Speaker 1: right after my sets, I line up to people and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, did you like that? I mean, I'll suck

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Speaker 1: your dick, I'll lick your posty, I'll suck your ass,

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Speaker 1: whatever you fucking want. I mean, I'll just do this

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Speaker 1: the validation. Please. I'm like, so thirsty, so horny. My

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Speaker 1: lips are dry, but they're huge, They're like us. I

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Speaker 1: love it. I think you should do that. I think

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Speaker 1: that should be a new permanent part of your where

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Speaker 1: I suck people off. At the end of well, well,

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Speaker 1: this has been an incredible episode. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for a guest hosting and also being the guest. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for having me. This has been a

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Speaker 1: blast and a delight. It's not too controversial. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: well behaved podcaster. It's barely make history. Oh okay, well

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Speaker 1: then I guess Bye.