1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that worked with Hasbro on a 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 1: spin off of the board game operation called Amputation, where 3 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: you have to tell Cavity Sam's family you couldn't save 4 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 1: his legs or his. 5 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 2: Arms or his chest. Okay, He's just It's hours and 6 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 2: hours of fun. 7 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 9 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,880 Speaker 1: we've got a laser, said a buz saw Bat. 10 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 2: He's just no. 11 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,960 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Caldwell, Idaho. 12 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 2: Thirty two year old. 13 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,159 Speaker 1: Dylan Rockwell was at a Walmart the other day, scanning 14 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: items at the self checkout when he accidentally removed one 15 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,160 Speaker 1: before he had paid. 16 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,560 Speaker 2: I hate that because then it sends off the flag 17 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,600 Speaker 2: thing and and then my kids are with me and 18 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 2: they're taking stuff and just sleep with dirm. It's exactly 19 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 2: what happened. 20 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: The machine flagged that he needed help from a checker, 21 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: and that's when Dylan panted. He bolted out the door, 22 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: jumped in his car, and peeled out Well. Police recalled 23 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: and Dylan was detained two blocks away. 24 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 2: So what was he doing that was so wrong? 25 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,960 Speaker 1: Apparently he was running a unique scam for an entire 26 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: year where he was able to purchase TV's computers, surround 27 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: sound systems, and even a five hundred dollars grill, all 28 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 1: for just the price of a can of soup. 29 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 2: So how did he pull that off? 30 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 1: He'd wear a ring on his hand and hidden inside 31 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: of it was a cheap barcode for the soup, and 32 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: as he would pretend to scan a seven hundred dollars TV, 33 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: it would only ring up two bucks for the ten 34 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: ounces of creamy tomato byss tasty, So it looked like 35 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: he was scanning the items, but it was scanning something else. 36 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 2: Lexis, don't get any idea, And I'm not going to 37 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,559 Speaker 2: say I'm not impressed with him. You skip on actually 38 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 2: putting organic produce in when you were actually by sweet 39 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 2: potato baked potatoes. 40 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: Now back to the cops, when they asked him what 41 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,959 Speaker 1: he was doing running from the register, Dylan just admitted everything. 42 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 1: Oh and he got arrested on the spot, so now 43 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 1: he's a waiting trial. Honest guy could have been like 44 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,079 Speaker 1: I forgot my wallets, confessed to. 45 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 2: The whole thing. You want to sit down about ten years. 46 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: Taking this next lay their stories out of Athens Georgia. 47 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 1: I'm not sure how city officials didn't see this coming, 48 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: but the other night there was a giant banana bar 49 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:40,240 Speaker 1: crawl and that coincided with a rock lobster hockey game. 50 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 2: Oh what a night in downtown. 51 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, normally it wouldn't be a problem, but there was 52 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,639 Speaker 1: lots and lots of alcohol involved on both sides, and 53 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 1: that came into play when a group of men dressed 54 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:56,519 Speaker 1: in banana costumes began posturing and exchanging words with a 55 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: couple of guys that had huge lobsters on their heads. 56 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,359 Speaker 2: I mean a man who just looks different. 57 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 1: These days, bananas and lobsters are natural enemies. 58 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 2: How did I not remember? 59 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: The two groups seemed to go their separate ways until 60 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: one of the bananas peeled away from the bunch. I 61 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: peeled away and shove the lobster to the ground. 62 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 2: And I can get out. 63 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 1: Police attempted to step in quickly, but the fight was on. 64 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 2: Banana versus lobster. My money's on the lobster. 65 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: Video shows many crustaceans swinging their claws wildly as the 66 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: bananas were slapping them with their own peels. 67 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 2: Hilarious fight of all times. They just fall down slip 68 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 2: on me. 69 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: In the end, police arrested parties on both sides, including 70 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: one underage banana holding a strawberry Dackery. 71 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 2: Okay, this is what you're doing. 72 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: We need to be at what you're doing at the 73 00:03:59,120 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 1: banana bar. 74 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 2: Crass. 75 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: Yes, they did make all of the men take off 76 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: their costumes for the mug shots, so we totally would 77 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: have posted those up on the Brook and Jeffery socials. 78 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 2: But don't these police know how to go viral? 79 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 1: And seriously, I feel like banana one bananu. Yeah, there's 80 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 1: next to laser stories out of stupid Cupid's corner got 81 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: dumped before Valentine's Day. 82 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,919 Speaker 2: Well here's the perfect gift. 83 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: The Memphis Zoos running a new V Day fundraiser where 84 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 1: for ten dollars they'll name an elephant turd after your X. 85 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 2: That's awesome, id of like it. 86 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 1: They went with the tagline name a turd after a 87 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 1: turd kind of right to the point, very creative promotion. 88 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,359 Speaker 1: All the proceeds will go to help care for the 89 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: zoos three thousand, five hundred animals, and management says it's 90 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,839 Speaker 1: not just for xes either, It's also a great gift 91 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:58,279 Speaker 1: for your annoying neighbor, overbearing mother in law, or that 92 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:02,479 Speaker 1: coworker who still gives nightmares. Are you guys down to 93 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,600 Speaker 1: do any shrooms? 94 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 2: Okay for the last time. 95 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: No, no to the shrooms, and you're saving animals, by 96 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 1: the way. You For ten bucks, you get a digital 97 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: card and a shareable video of elephant poop hitting a 98 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: pile of more elephant poop. 99 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 2: You send it to the person you don't. Yeah, it's 100 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,839 Speaker 2: not for years for them. There's all this after you. 101 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,479 Speaker 1: There's also an option to send a sweet video of 102 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: a red panda eating a grape, but no. 103 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 2: One's doing that so sweet. No one wants to send 104 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,800 Speaker 2: a sweet video to their ex. No, you could send 105 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:41,039 Speaker 2: that to your current girlfriend or boyfriend, your current love. 106 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 2: Just love that, honey. I got you a video. No flowers, 107 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 2: no chocolates. 108 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 1: Here's a video of a panda eating a kay But 109 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,159 Speaker 1: if neither of those sound up your alley. This year, 110 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,440 Speaker 1: the Bronx Zoo was bringing back their Valentine's tradition, allowing 111 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: people to name a cockroach after their ex for fifteen bucks. 112 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,840 Speaker 2: It's class. They don't get to kill the cockr Yeah, 113 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:02,840 Speaker 2: that's not very fun. 114 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of music Mania. If you're 115 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,040 Speaker 1: one of those people who think music was better back 116 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,280 Speaker 1: in your day, well you might not just be an 117 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: old curmudgeon, because there's actual science to back you up. 118 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,560 Speaker 2: That music used to be better. Yep, yeah, because I'm 119 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:23,600 Speaker 2: sure the scientists are old curmudgeons who did this, Yeah, exactly, 120 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 2: they're not. 121 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:27,960 Speaker 1: Their researchers at a university in Rome who took thousands 122 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:32,599 Speaker 1: of songs from six different genres classical, jazz, rock, pop, 123 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 1: hip hop and electronic may examine them from their beginnings 124 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 1: until their present day, Aaron, and what they found is 125 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,960 Speaker 1: that the music in all six genres has become significantly 126 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 1: simpler over the years. 127 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 2: I kind of see this like in general, Yeah, well, 128 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 2: it's because it has to be catchy, right, you have 129 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,200 Speaker 2: to be able to sing along. 130 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: Someone can get it caught in their head quicker than 131 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 1: that's probably. 132 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,280 Speaker 2: It needs to be simpler. Beethoven, Mozart, aren't gonna fly, 133 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 2: got like a strong hook or anything. 134 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,359 Speaker 1: You know, even even the classical and jazz music was 135 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 1: simpler in the modern times, Okay, And it probably has 136 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 1: a lot to do with the fact that technology has 137 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 1: made it so that pretty much anybody can make music now. Yeah, 138 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 1: it's crazy. 139 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 2: The scientists are saying, oh right, nobody's talented anymore. You're 140 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 2: still making this. 141 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,679 Speaker 1: Scientists say, quote, those beats you made on your laptop 142 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 1: last night are nowhere near as good as you think 143 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 1: they Scientists coming out swinging. 144 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 2: Own intro song on my stream. That's about me, it's 145 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 2: about them. It's all done through. Scientists say it sucks. 146 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 2: I say it's simple. 147 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 1: The study also found that we're listening to music much 148 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 1: more than just fifteen years ago, thanks to technology and streaming. 149 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 2: Yes, easy, Actually, let's all jam out. So this sweet tune. 150 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:58,240 Speaker 1: That's gonna be Yeah, he's beatboxing the Eight Miles soundtrack 151 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 1: on class. 152 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 2: He's got a little do rag one. This is where 153 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:06,120 Speaker 2: you lose yourself really hits you know. Oh damn, we 154 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 2: went hard on that. That sound means Laser Stories has 155 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,280 Speaker 2: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again, 156 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,960 Speaker 2: same time on Wednesday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.