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Speaker 1: Out of all of us, I can safely say Jose

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Speaker 2: I just got a new cup and I already want

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Speaker 2: to get another. And also the most cups of worst coffee.

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Speaker 2: Ye off, because it's a free breakroom.

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Speaker 3: Coffee out of this huge machine that I don't think

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Speaker 2: Do they have to wash it because it clogs up

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Speaker 2: all the time it's drinking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Jose, how many cups of subpar coffee would you say

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Speaker 1: that you're drinking each day? These my average over my

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you don't get clear water.

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Speaker 1: You don't drink throughout the day though, right like you

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Speaker 1: stop at a certain point.

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Speaker 2: That's undue.

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Speaker 3: I go home.

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Speaker 2: I have a cup of mushroom coffee. I don't think

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Speaker 2: you can account your seventh cup of coffee is for

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Speaker 1: And it goes against this new study that found drinking

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Speaker 1: if you keep drinking past new even at twelve oh one,

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Speaker 1: you might die rooms coffee, And I guess that's me

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Speaker 1: embellishing on this study a little bit, but it's not good.

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Speaker 1: Because researchers tracked the health of coffee drinkers over a

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Speaker 2: They split them into three categories.

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Speaker 1: Mourning coffee drinkers, yeah, all day coffee drinkers, and heathens

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Speaker 2: Coffee at all. Oh that's my husband, like tea.

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Speaker 1: They found mourning java people had a sixteen percent lower

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Speaker 1: risk of dying for any reason whatsoever, but.

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Speaker 2: Even car accidents. Huh yeah, even that.

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Speaker 1: But the people who kept drinking their coffee past noon

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Speaker 1: lost all of the health benefits of it.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, isn't that weird.

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Speaker 1: This is why we only shock each other with a

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Speaker 2: Okay, they just kind of like pressing, Jeff, you for

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Speaker 2: the health benefits of the pre noon shock with the

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Speaker 2: shock collar question of the day. Hey, my dad was electrician,

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Speaker 2: he says, A good jolt keeps your heart going. Jake,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna help us live a little bit longer today.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it.

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Speaker 3: Our show has been around for a long time and

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Speaker 3: we only have legit beef with maybe three people. The

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the old one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, who refused to give Brook an interview when she

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Speaker 3: spotted him at Disneylands on site Apple the app is one.

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Speaker 3: Number two Michael bat Jordan for blocking a Lexus on

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Speaker 3: like when you restrain one of us, like restraining us all.

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Speaker 3: And of course number three the Morning Shows sworn arch

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Speaker 3: nemesis Julia Louis Dreyfus a k a. Elaine from Seinfeld.

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Speaker 1: Again, an enemy of one of us is an enemy

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Speaker 1: of all of us, Jeff, we are a team.

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Speaker 3: Months ago, we were in a close battle with her

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Speaker 3: continues to be a thorn in this show side but

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Speaker 3: today is her birthday. So in honor of keeping your

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Speaker 3: friends close but your enemies closer, we're doing a special

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Speaker 3: Twenty Now. I have a list of twenty questions about

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Speaker 3: our Morning Show's most bitter rival. You just have to

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Speaker 3: with the woman who remarkably has less dancing skill than

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Speaker 2: No chance get the joke if I'd seen it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Alexis home to number one through twenty please three three.

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Speaker 3: Julia was the first actor to win an Emmy for

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Speaker 3: three different shows, Oh Wow, Seinfeld, The New Adventures of

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Speaker 2: Really, I would throw the answer just in protest to

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Speaker 3: Alexis says j L d was on g O T.

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Speaker 3: That is incorrect. She was on.

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Speaker 2: Veeps, did joke about it. She's the vice president, and then.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, I'm not gonna watch it.

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Speaker 2: I would give it while you're saying those nice things

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Speaker 2: about she's hysterical, it's your turn.

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Speaker 3: How about a number?

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Speaker 2: Her favorite numbers five.

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Speaker 3: Brook. Julia Louis Dreyfus has played many roles in TV

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Speaker 3: and movies. One role she did not play was of

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Speaker 3: who Julia did not play in a movie, Roles bro

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Speaker 3: Less knows it Curry, yea, it is I Maury Curry

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Speaker 3: that's correct.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, attention to what's happening on this show this week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. She was famous for her work in radiation, and

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Speaker 3: Brooke remembered that I quizzed around this the other day

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jose, it's your turn. Number one through twenty, not

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Speaker 3: three or five. Let's go four, Jose. When she was

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Speaker 3: twenty one, j LD became one of the youngest cast

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Speaker 3: members on what famous TV show Saturday Night Live? Saturday

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Speaker 3: Night Live.

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Speaker 2: That's correct.

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Speaker 1: Sorry so quick there, but she got cut after one season,

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Speaker 2: That, Jeffrey, it's your turn. How about a number number eleven?

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Speaker 3: We're eleven, jeff Julia is part of the Marvel Cinematic universe.

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Speaker 3: Is that true or false?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean she is kind of a woman who's

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Speaker 2: Be a superhero like that was so low up girl.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say yes, Marble lost stop girl.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey said, she's an extra true.

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Speaker 3: That is she joined in twenty twenty one as Valentina

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Speaker 3: Alegra de Fontaine, a mysterious spy. I don't know what

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Speaker 3: movie though, Jeff, because I don't watch any of her

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Speaker 3: movies because of you.

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Speaker 2: It's a good guy.

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Speaker 3: We have three left. We're gonna go back to Brook.

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Speaker 3: We're still talking, Julia, Luis Treyfus. Facts, of course we

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Speaker 1: I'm sticking with that five, So give me fifteen fifteen Brook.

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Speaker 3: Julia has been married three times, true or false.

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Speaker 2: She's been married to the same guy for a really

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Speaker 3: Brooke said, that's false. That is e that is false.

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Speaker 3: She's only married once to We're college sweetheart Brad Hall

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Speaker 3: and they tied the nineteen eighty seven and been together ever.

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Speaker 3: So cute marble O Jose. It's year turn eighteen eighteen. Jose.

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Speaker 3: Julia claims she has a secret superpower. She's unbeatable at

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Speaker 2: What's good in a big group?

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Speaker 1: It would be like charades are I wanted to say

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Speaker 1: charades can't be actors because they're good at.

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Speaker 2: At you know what, that's a good point.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say charaides. Jose said, charades. That is.

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Speaker 2: That make such good sense.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey, it's your turn about a number twenty, Jeffrey, Julia's

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Speaker 3: father is now retired, but decades ago he was a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like it'd be in her family. Give

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Speaker 3: All of us have race car driver Jeffrey said, JLD

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Speaker 3: has a race car driver father. That is that is false.

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Speaker 3: Julia's father, Gerard Louis Dreyfus, was a billionaire businessman, making

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Speaker 3: her a nepo baby of one of the richest families

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Speaker 3: in the world. Jeffrey got that wrong. I'm gonna give

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Speaker 3: this to jose and Brook with a shared side all

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Speaker 3: today twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: All right, so whoever gets shot today is gonna be

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Speaker 1: singing bye bye bye by in sync.

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Speaker 2: Who's it gonna be past that prime comment. I know

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Speaker 2: that I can't take no more. It ain't no lie.

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Speaker 2: I wanna see you out that doll baby bye bye.

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Speaker 2: That is your shock collar question of the day. Happy birthday, Julia.

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Speaker 2: Your phone tap is coming up right after this, Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning