WEBVTT - Family dymanics w/ Josiah 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:18.160 Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I have a 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:19.080 special guest. 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:20.960 You'll never get who it is. 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:31.560 The whole world shook. They felt that in Indonesia, watch 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:34.440 out O Tsunamis come in, Josiah walking in. 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:39.680 It wasn't that big of a general that big. Really 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:41.520 nice welcome for your guest. 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:42.919 Wow, it's very nice. 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:45.360 I'm back. 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:48.559 Well, we have something to talk about now that all 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:50.720 four of us are in the same room, because it's 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:55.920 been really freaking me out because you two are the 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:58.720 only two that use the bathroom off the podcast studio. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.880 That's what I'm saying, you and Kai or Joshes No, 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:04.959 he does not. He does. I know he pee's in 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.920 his fucking toilet because he doesn't flush it. I walked 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:11.280 by yesterday. It smelt like a men's restroom at a 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:16.560 fucking baseball game. Josh's Josh's bathroom. But I got to 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:18.800 the bottom of it. His parents' house that he's at 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.840 half of the time has automatic flushing toilets, so he 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:22.720 just walks away. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.680 But anyways, awful because that means that Josh for the 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.680 most part, is not just a menace to his own 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:29.760 living space, He's a menace to society. 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.240 Yes, wherever he goes, the pea will not. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:35.399 Go away when he goes the piece days. 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:39.840 But anyways, I walked into that bathroom today to water 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:42.280 the plant that Josiah is sitting on right now. It's 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:45.720 up his ass if y'all were curious, but I wanted 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:48.520 to water it because it hadn't gotten light or water 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:50.800 in probably over a year. Shocking. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.880 It still alive really because also that one's from the 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:55.440 apartment from thirteen o four. 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:58.760 Yeah, it's from thirteen four. They didn't make a vase, 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:03.640 not tally. We had it forever. But anyways, I go 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:05.640 in that bathroom. I turn around. There's a trash bag 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:11.200 in there. Used fucking CLOBs of toilet paper are sprouting 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.880 in the trash can with brown on it. Kai, Josiah, 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:15.720 explain yourself. 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:16.959 I take dookies in there. 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:17.480 I do. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:20.119 This is my case. I'm making my case. I make 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:23.480 dookies in there because I'm like, okay, yeah, here I 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:26.160 go going to one of y'all's bathrooms to see simply 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:28.960 it's the boiler room. Like it's like, yeah, the boiler room, 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:29.919 we would have to do it in there. 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:32.200 I would let you poop in my bathroom. I feel 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:33.800 like I've let you poop in my bathroom before. 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:36.040 I don't like pooping in I'd rather go to that one. 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:39.799 But no pooping in Inya's bathroom is really bad because 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:42.880 the flush power on her toilet, like, oh, it will 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:46.120 for like seventy five percent of the time leave a 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:49.120 turd behind. Like John Over certain, I've walked into your 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:52.280 bathroom turd floating in the toilet, didn't know it was flushed. 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:55.160 No toilet paper, by the way, no toilet paper. So yeah, 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.040 and yet either doesn't wiper ass or the toilet paper 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:02.359 happens to go down the toy without it, or yeah, 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.680 he eats the paper because it is like a back. 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:09.840 It's really it's really suction. But kai explain yourself, I. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:13.400 Didn't flush the toilet paper because do you guys have 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:17.760 any idea how much water a data center uses? 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:19.079 Does that have to do with anything here? 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:22.440 Well, water for the data centers. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:24.440 Well, so they're building a lot of data centers and 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:26.840 that's really bad for the environment. So what we have 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:30.120 to do is we have to do stuff on our own. 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:32.280 We have to think globally, act locally. 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:36.480 Oh, it's it's like using paper straws instead of plastic straws, 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:39.640 so the billionaires can fly their jets all over the 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:41.840 world trickle down. 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:46.640 That is very what they're doing is very, very smart. 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:50.600 But it's also very it's very smart, but it's also very. 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:54.120 Datagous, and and they get to put the the like 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:57.640 concern onto society, so then they get to like who. 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:03.960 Like our Okay, but the planet, not the three corporations. Okay, 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:05.560 so you're admitting to paper. 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:10.120 Yeah, I wiped the trash can because I want to 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.360 fix everything, but think it. 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:17.840 Really ironically, there were fliers coming out of the trash can, 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:20.600 and I was like, literally, this is hilarious liquid as. 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:25.760 That was Actually I was here for that, I was 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:27.240 on the episode, or I was just in the room. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:31.159 I could not believe that you did bad. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:33.560 For so long. This room does have like a smell 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.440 to it. That's really daring, I think. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:40.200 Because it's right off the fucking bathroom with ship turns 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:43.960 on the trash can and then our garbage pile. 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:46.280 When I did that, Frank, I I really did think 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:47.760 I got in trouble for a second. 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:51.760 You felt it because I was spraying. I could not 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.680 believe it. I could not believe that you did. 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.680 Literally I'm in my old life somebody. 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:02.400 Because also, like you exprained enough that it was like 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:04.039 still hanging in the air. 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.200 Kind yeah, it was kind of foggy, and I thought 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:09.440 Kay just pulled down his pants and then pulled him 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.400 back up and the smell came from his balls. 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:17.919 Yeah, I do have a very stinky clan. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:25.880 Anyway, Josiah has a single on a music video out, Josiah, 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:27.160 how do you feel about it? 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.440 And I'm in the cover directly, isn't there? 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:29.720 I know? 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:30.440 And he can't help. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:35.080 But everyone every single time has come up in casual 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:36.880 conversation with a random person. 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.400 And I was on set because I was on the. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.640 Cover and it actually was an Accidentrew was trying to 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.159 get out of the shot. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.479 And well, no, it was kind of on purpose. Maybe 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:45.200 I'm not gonna lie. 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:47.400 Well it looked good because it was like you got 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:50.200 him in motion and he kind of just looks. 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:53.480 Like a guy to not get him in the shot. Well, yeah, 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:54.720 he's everywhere. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:57.520 Everywhere about home. 0:05:58.680 --> 0:05:59.920 It's okay, it's not a big deal. 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:03.960 And then whoa that a can you're at an effect? 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.800 That's what I wanted. I was going to do that 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.200 for Josiah. I was gonna make Kai do that for 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.160 Josiah when you walked in but you decided to jump in, 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.080 but your single came out, how do you feel? I 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:15.640 feel good. 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:19.440 I'm a really optimistic person most of the time, so 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.880 I feel like good about it. 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:25.719 Okay, an optimistic person. 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:29.919 I'm very optimistic. I can be unrealistic though, that's my caveat. 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:33.039 I'm like, oh, I can be unrealistic, but I'm super optimistic. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:36.279 So the single is good and it's great, and God 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:41.240 has blessed me with the voice period. I'm on my 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:45.360 way to do an event we're doing. Everybody join in 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:51.240 on the phone. We are taking Josiah's single, turning our 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:53.839 phones all the way down to zero volume, clicking play, 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:57.039 make sure it's on repeat, and repeat that song on 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:00.000 zero volume all day long. If everybody does that, Josiah 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.279 I will get a ten million dollar record deal. 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:03.919 Well, Joe said, it's on my sex. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:07.960 And then we're all gonna oh, so that's why it has. 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:08.760 That's why I have something extremee because I'd be going 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:09.760 for hours. 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.200 And that's how you save so much on editors. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.120 Editors on editors, yeah. 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:18.960 Actually, can I Okay, everyone knows about the editors conversation. Kay, 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:20.480 you know about that, right, Like I was like, oh, 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:23.080 Ellen saves money on editors. Of course I didn't bring 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.920 that up on the podcast. These two jackasses decided to 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:30.440 tell everybody My bins so fun but really, I mean it. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.720 Was around old people and. 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:38.160 You can tell okay, okay. I was watching Kay Sinat's 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:42.320 streamer University video. All loved Kay Sinat. The editing was questionable. 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:45.400 I was like, Okay, he has so much money, why 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:48.040 why is he saving money on editors and also sound editing. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:50.320 I was like, what is going on? He's running a 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:53.680 multimillion dollar huge production. What happened when it came to 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:56.000 the editing and I was sitting there with Josh and 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:58.560 I was like, listen, I know I have a pass 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.640 of saying this, but like, it's not crazy to think 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:08.360 that maybe he's saved editors. I have actual audio proof 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:10.000 and I'll just play it. 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:15.000 Okay, kauson as in their video has really bad editing 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:19.040 and really bad audio editing video. It looks like ship 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.160 for somebody who has so much money, and I'm guessing 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:23.120 that's probably how he saves his money. 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:26.480 So Joshek is a good point. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:30.480 I feel like it's doesn't look like ship. 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.440 But I will say he's probably a cutting so like 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:35.640 he's not spending as much as he could for sure, 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.600 and he's probably it's probably financially motivated soon so he's 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:39.240 saving money. 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:48.440 Yeah, I don't know about him. 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:52.800 Yeah, you literally we're creepy recording. 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.120 Yeah, he didn't know I was recording five things. 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:58.840 We have to define evidence because that that's not evidence. Yeah, 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:02.520 that was a story making someone very uncomfortable and scared. 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:05.439 No, it wasn't was at my house. 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:06.040 That was at my house. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:10.240 For the people, you lured him to your home secretly, 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:12.880 recording has to come over. He was really excited to 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:15.640 come over and we were watching it. He actually put 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:19.120 the fucking video on, and that should be enough to 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:21.480 prove that maybe I'm not that crazy. I'm actually a 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.000 little bit smart here when it comes to editing, you 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.319 are a little smart. But for the people that don't know, 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:29.640 years and years and years and years and years ago, Josiah, 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:33.760 we were watching like Ellen's game show, and very seriously, 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:37.640 he goes, damn, like Ellen's like saving money on editors, 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.679 Like it looks like shit, and like I can give 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:42.920 you the exactly, Yeah, give the exactly. I said, well, 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:45.040 the reason, Ellen. 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:48.280 Is do you think she's so rich? 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:50.120 How do you think she's so rich? She doesn't spend 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:51.400 jack shit on editors? 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:54.439 And he was being dead serious and so that has 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.600 become like a joke for the last decade in our 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:59.640 friend group. And I said it and it was dead 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:00.600 side was horrible. 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.880 You know what's worst is I remember that day so clearly. 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:05.880 That was in the old apartment where I had gotten 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:10.800 these shitty like white blackout curtains and I'm using quote 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:15.160 marks there because they were literally just fucking like Matt. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:16.920 Did we have them up with the books at that time? 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:20.120 Yeah, it was like hung up all poor and we 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:23.920 were all like super hungle like ship. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:30.160 Yeah, literally like we were living like dog ship. Like 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:34.640 we had curtains hung up by like couch broken so 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:37.800 when you sat on it, you slid off. Curtains hung 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:42.400 up with books, like the window was never cleaned, cleaned 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:46.200 it because like there were bubbles between the glass panes. 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:48.400 Like it was crazy, and we chose that. 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:52.480 You really were like are we talking about like. 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:53.720 I'm talking about both places. 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:56.640 Yeah, but you know, I know, and I don't even 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.360 think it's that. I was just talking about this yesterday. 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:02.080 I was genuinely obsessed with the second place we lived in, 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:05.200 Like I always was like, this is a great place 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:07.760 that was dog shit. You can you can vouch for me. 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:11.080 I always was like, this is a really nice apartment 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.360 and it was and is it. 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:15.680 And I loved it. I thought it was cursed ever 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:20.480 since I was attacked in my own home cubes guy people, 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:22.400 I don't. I mean, I'm sure we talked about it, 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:26.400 but someone went under our house and lit our house 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.319 on fire. Like, by the. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:33.320 Way, I think we talked about that. It was like 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:35.920 one time I was home alone. I went to go 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:39.240 take a shower. The water wasn't running, and I was like, 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:41.280 that's weird. And then I went to the sink and 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.080 the water wasn't working. I was like, okay, I guess 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:45.280 the water's off. And I was like twenty twenty one. 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:48.280 I was like, I'm not calling nobody about this. I'm 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:49.720 just gonna sit around and hope it. 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:50.200 Turned back on. 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:52.840 And I went and sat around and then got a 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:55.839 call from my landlord after hearing my neighbor talk about 0:11:55.880 --> 0:12:04.800 like being scared cold, and was like, oh, yeah, come outside, 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:07.760 because like the water got shut off and then they 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:10.160 had found that somebody had gone under the house and 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:12.720 tried to start a fire and shut off the water 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:13.840 on our side of the building. 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:16.880 Little did we know that person was actually me? 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.960 We find out and who drank the red bull? Girl? 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:24.240 No, don't bring that up. I mean we know that 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:25.680 that person is not in this room. 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:30.760 We know like there's a weird part. Actually, no, I 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:32.920 think I think Christian it. 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:34.920 Was Kay, that was weird. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:42.160 What wait, did you guys talk about son winning or 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:43.880 do you guys want to talk about something else besides 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:44.560 the fire thing? 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:50.720 Silver and Mandani we talked like that he won the lights. 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:52.920 I just don't want to talk about the fire thing anymore. 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:55.520 If he has, want to just move on because oh 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:56.080 that was you? 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.040 Why don't you want to talk about the fire thing? 0:12:58.120 --> 0:12:58.320 Kai? 0:12:58.640 --> 0:12:59.240 What is this? 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.240 What is an SD card? Do you even know the time? 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:03.560 And why were you doing that? 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:05.000 Do you know what this is? 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:07.800 That's an card? Why did you light our house on 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:09.240 fire and turn the water off? 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.080 I don't know what you're talking about? 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:15.600 Okay, I guess we just leave it at that. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:17.760 Yeah, because I didn't I didn't do that. I didn't 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:22.200 break in later and try and put stuff in Jew's butt. 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:23.599 But he had a knife and I couldn't get I 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.600 couldn't get close enough. He had a knife. So it 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:27.240 doesn't matter. 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:31.680 But anyway, you remember this child yet, is that also 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:35.439 Kai abducting children? That one was crazy. 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:36.480 That one really was. 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:42.080 Video of it, and it sounded like that we were 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:44.760 so schizophrenic. It sounded like they said INA's name. 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.760 Oh my god. That one chills. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:50.000 We were so bored back then. 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:55.120 Okay, we were so bored back then. Literally, We're born 0:13:55.960 --> 0:14:00.840 was your two days ago? And I was bleaching Lucas's 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.240 hair and he was playing he was going between playing 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:07.200 Chess and Fortnite while Drew scrolled on his phone, And like, 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:08.280 when I. 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:11.160 Wasn't scrolling on my phone, baby, I was playing TikTok 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:14.480 in game or in TikTok game. Oh yeah, that's sure, 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:14.760 he was. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:15.080 He was. 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:15.840 He was actually doing. 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:18.200 Which honestly is worse because I forgot that part. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:19.160 Yeah, he was. 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:23.520 Basically, he's he's micro dosing like gambling, Like he's micro 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:24.960 dosing gambling right now. 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:26.640 But I'm not actually spending money. 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:28.480 I know, and I know that though. 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.920 This boy I grew up with showed me that he 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:36.000 could come at the age of eight, he showed you. Well, no, okay, so. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:39.720 Some timing so fast. 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.720 No okay, So here's this story. It actually ends quite 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:45.360 sad because I lost a friend but this. 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:47.960 And then he killed himself. 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:50.160 Yeah, well it is the same guy that I found 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:51.240 hanging in the closet. 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.320 But he didn't kill himself, you know, but I didn't. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:55.880 Live with him as a friend. I lost my best 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:58.280 friend because just let me get to the point. So 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.720 basically what happened is I was hanging out at his house. 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.160 It was just me and him. He was like, oh, 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:06.320 by the way, like this weird white stuff is coming 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:08.640 out of my penis. And at the time I knew 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:13.320 what coming was. He didn't, and I was like, show me. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.040 I was eight years old. I was like, I want 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:18.720 to see. So he goes to the bathroom, jerks off, 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:21.640 can't come and then goes to his mom the next 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:24.040 day and is sobbing and is like, white stuff is 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:25.800 coming out of my dick. I don't know what to do. 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.640 She's like, baby, baby, baby, It's okay. I'm not going 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.760 to answer your questions now you're eight years old, but 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:35.920 you'll learn what it is. But it's okay. Well I'm 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:41.960 playing basketball at the courts in my neighborhood with that 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:45.400 guy and a couple older boys. And then my best 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:48.320 friend at the time comes up. We played Pokemon together, 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:50.600 like it. He was like my best friend. He ate 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:53.120 hot dogs and cheese its. That was his only diet 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:56.520 I was bringing with autistic kids. 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:58.440 He ate hot dogs and cheesus. 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:04.200 Reads you choose the show significant. 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:07.360 He ate hot dogs and cheese it, so come on 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:10.480 hot dog and choose it. Oh he also actually guys, 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:13.320 I'm fucking it up. He would eat malto meal for 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:16.400 breakfast every morning. He would eat malto meal and his 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:20.239 mom played bookworm crazy like she was like a superstar 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.240 like it was so sick. And then I would hide 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:25.560 under their dining room table because his father was really 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:28.440 scary and alcoholic and would scream. He was also my 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.160 t ball coach and he yelled at me and I 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:33.600 cried one day because he yelled at me. Wait, when 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.560 you were a gay kid, it was probably te ball. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:42.400 It was really giving tea on the balls. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:43.400 Let me see those balls. 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:46.520 Anyways. Anyways, anyways, my best friend, he is like a 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.760 few years older than me. He comes up and he's like, 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:52.640 you asked Slider to jerk off and show him come 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:55.440 and I was like, uh, I don't know what you're 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:58.600 talking about. And he was like you're aren't you Drew? 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:01.880 And I was like no, no, and then I ran on. 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.560 I like literally I never spoke to him again. 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:08.840 Still to this guy is there, I'm not kidding. 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:13.520 He's not gay. I would would her cookie monster pajamas. 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:14.880 He's not gay. 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:16.840 Would have swung that. 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:19.760 I was eight, so oh bitch. 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:21.440 Yeah, I would have swung. I was already mad. 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:24.960 And he was. He was like he was eleven or twelve. 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:27.719 He was like, weird as fuck for hanging out with you. Anyways, 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:28.560 he's way older. 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:31.960 Yeah, but he was like, let's talk about it. Let's 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:35.520 talk about it. You should and if you if you 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:38.359 said anything about hot dogs, cheese, it's and montomeal, he 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:40.639 would have like gone ape shit on you. Like that 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:43.080 was a pressure point for him. His dad hated the 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:45.800 Pokemon guy. Yeah, this was the Pokemon guy his dad 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:49.359 his dad. But his dad was also kind of sweet 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:52.760 and inspired me to like create because we would be 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:54.879 in his room and we were like probably like six 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:58.080 and eight or whatever, six and nine, six sixty eight, 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:01.879 and he would come in there put us to bed, 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:07.680 and he would say, like, describe a monster and I'll 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:10.439 draw it. And I just remember these drawings like in 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:13.120 my head forever, like whoa. You can like create things 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:16.280 from people's words. And it was really really pivotal moment 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:20.159 in my childhood. That night, me and my friend that 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:23.640 called me a later slept in the same bed. He 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:26.400 pissed the bed with me in it, and I woke 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:28.879 up wet, and then he fucking blamed it on me. 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:31.720 Still to this day, they think I pissed the bed. 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:33.520 It was that motherfucker that pissed the. 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:34.560 Bed and the camera. 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:37.080 It was not me that pissed the bad motherfucker, and 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:39.680 you know it, motherfucker is not me. And then the 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:42.800 kid I found hanging in the closet slept on my swing, 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:45.080 pissed on my mom's leather chair. 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:48.040 Everyone was pissing in that town. 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:53.200 And then he threw my He broke my iPad. In 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:56.320 town and everywhere I know piss even pissed. But you 0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:56.639 grew up. 0:18:56.680 --> 0:18:59.160 You're in town, y'all. We need to get these numbers 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:00.920 up because I need to be doing interviews where I 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:03.200 can talk about how I'm an optimistic, confident person. 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:06.159 Get the numbers up. If you want to see Josiah 0:19:06.200 --> 0:19:08.200 on Genius Bro, but you can't. 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:10.720 Pull like be like, did y'all see Epstcene? 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:14.280 Then you wouldn't be able to be optimistic crazy because. 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:16.320 They're going to get you. Well, I don't care. You 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:16.680 know what. 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:20.520 I was at an event where I kind of thought. 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:22.960 I was like, there was like some high profile people there, 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:24.520 and I was like, you know what I'm talking about. 0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:29.440 At this event, we just we had to look Demi 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:32.960 Lovado directly in the eyes and explain that Josiah was straight. 0:19:33.240 --> 0:19:37.960 Yeah. Du Also Sky Ferreira and Skuy Ferrera didn't believe 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:40.199 Kai was straight by the way. She was like, so 0:19:40.440 --> 0:19:44.199 everyone in our car our uber over was straight And 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:46.640 I was like, yes, I'm being serious. 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:47.440 She couldn't believe. 0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:48.399