Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I have a
Speaker 1: special guest.
Speaker 2: You'll never get who it is.
Speaker 1: The whole world shook. They felt that in Indonesia, watch
Speaker 1: out O Tsunamis come in, Josiah walking in.
Speaker 3: It wasn't that big of a general that big. Really
Speaker 3: nice welcome for your guest.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's very nice.
Speaker 3: I'm back.
Speaker 1: Well, we have something to talk about now that all
Speaker 1: four of us are in the same room, because it's
Speaker 1: been really freaking me out because you two are the
Speaker 1: only two that use the bathroom off the podcast studio.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, you and Kai or Joshes No,
Speaker 1: he does not. He does. I know he pee's in
Speaker 1: his fucking toilet because he doesn't flush it. I walked
Speaker 1: by yesterday. It smelt like a men's restroom at a
Speaker 1: fucking baseball game. Josh's Josh's bathroom. But I got to
Speaker 1: the bottom of it. His parents' house that he's at
Speaker 1: half of the time has automatic flushing toilets, so he
Speaker 1: just walks away.
Speaker 4: But anyways, awful because that means that Josh for the
Speaker 4: most part, is not just a menace to his own
Speaker 4: living space, He's a menace to society.
Speaker 2: Yes, wherever he goes, the pea will not.
Speaker 4: Go away when he goes the piece days.
Speaker 1: But anyways, I walked into that bathroom today to water
Speaker 1: the plant that Josiah is sitting on right now. It's
Speaker 1: up his ass if y'all were curious, but I wanted
Speaker 1: to water it because it hadn't gotten light or water
Speaker 1: in probably over a year. Shocking.
Speaker 3: It still alive really because also that one's from the
Speaker 3: apartment from thirteen o four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's from thirteen four. They didn't make a vase,
Speaker 1: not tally. We had it forever. But anyways, I go
Speaker 1: in that bathroom. I turn around. There's a trash bag
Speaker 1: in there. Used fucking CLOBs of toilet paper are sprouting
Speaker 1: in the trash can with brown on it. Kai, Josiah,
Speaker 1: explain yourself.
Speaker 3: I take dookies in there.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: This is my case. I'm making my case. I make
Speaker 3: dookies in there because I'm like, okay, yeah, here I
Speaker 3: go going to one of y'all's bathrooms to see simply
Speaker 3: it's the boiler room. Like it's like, yeah, the boiler room,
Speaker 3: we would have to do it in there.
Speaker 4: I would let you poop in my bathroom. I feel
Speaker 4: like I've let you poop in my bathroom before.
Speaker 1: I don't like pooping in I'd rather go to that one.
Speaker 1: But no pooping in Inya's bathroom is really bad because
Speaker 1: the flush power on her toilet, like, oh, it will
Speaker 1: for like seventy five percent of the time leave a
Speaker 1: turd behind. Like John Over certain, I've walked into your
Speaker 1: bathroom turd floating in the toilet, didn't know it was flushed.
Speaker 1: No toilet paper, by the way, no toilet paper. So yeah,
Speaker 1: and yet either doesn't wiper ass or the toilet paper
Speaker 1: happens to go down the toy without it, or yeah,
Speaker 1: he eats the paper because it is like a back.
Speaker 1: It's really it's really suction. But kai explain yourself, I.
Speaker 5: Didn't flush the toilet paper because do you guys have
Speaker 5: any idea how much water a data center uses?
Speaker 1: Does that have to do with anything here?
Speaker 2: Well, water for the data centers.
Speaker 5: Well, so they're building a lot of data centers and
Speaker 5: that's really bad for the environment. So what we have
Speaker 5: to do is we have to do stuff on our own.
Speaker 5: We have to think globally, act locally.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's it's like using paper straws instead of plastic straws,
Speaker 1: so the billionaires can fly their jets all over the
Speaker 1: world trickle down.
Speaker 2: That is very what they're doing is very, very smart.
Speaker 1: But it's also very it's very smart, but it's also very.
Speaker 4: Datagous, and and they get to put the the like
Speaker 4: concern onto society, so then they get to like who.
Speaker 1: Like our Okay, but the planet, not the three corporations. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're admitting to paper.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wiped the trash can because I want to
Speaker 5: fix everything, but think it.
Speaker 1: Really ironically, there were fliers coming out of the trash can,
Speaker 1: and I was like, literally, this is hilarious liquid as.
Speaker 3: That was Actually I was here for that, I was
Speaker 3: on the episode, or I was just in the room.
Speaker 3: I could not believe that you did bad.
Speaker 2: For so long. This room does have like a smell
Speaker 2: to it. That's really daring, I think.
Speaker 1: Because it's right off the fucking bathroom with ship turns
Speaker 1: on the trash can and then our garbage pile.
Speaker 5: When I did that, Frank, I I really did think
Speaker 5: I got in trouble for a second.
Speaker 1: You felt it because I was spraying. I could not
Speaker 1: believe it. I could not believe that you did.
Speaker 2: Literally I'm in my old life somebody.
Speaker 4: Because also, like you exprained enough that it was like
Speaker 4: still hanging in the air.
Speaker 1: Kind yeah, it was kind of foggy, and I thought
Speaker 1: Kay just pulled down his pants and then pulled him
Speaker 1: back up and the smell came from his balls.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do have a very stinky clan.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Josiah has a single on a music video out, Josiah,
Speaker 4: how do you feel about it?
Speaker 1: And I'm in the cover directly, isn't there?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 2: And he can't help.
Speaker 4: But everyone every single time has come up in casual
Speaker 4: conversation with a random person.
Speaker 2: And I was on set because I was on the.
Speaker 3: Cover and it actually was an Accidentrew was trying to
Speaker 3: get out of the shot.
Speaker 1: And well, no, it was kind of on purpose. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: Well it looked good because it was like you got
Speaker 3: him in motion and he kind of just looks.
Speaker 1: Like a guy to not get him in the shot. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's everywhere.
Speaker 2: Everywhere about home.
Speaker 3: It's okay, it's not a big deal.
Speaker 1: And then whoa that a can you're at an effect?
Speaker 1: That's what I wanted. I was going to do that
Speaker 1: for Josiah. I was gonna make Kai do that for
Speaker 1: Josiah when you walked in but you decided to jump in,
Speaker 1: but your single came out, how do you feel? I
Speaker 1: feel good.
Speaker 3: I'm a really optimistic person most of the time, so
Speaker 3: I feel like good about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, an optimistic person.
Speaker 3: I'm very optimistic. I can be unrealistic though, that's my caveat.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I can be unrealistic, but I'm super optimistic.
Speaker 3: So the single is good and it's great, and God
Speaker 3: has blessed me with the voice period. I'm on my
Speaker 3: way to do an event we're doing. Everybody join in
Speaker 3: on the phone. We are taking Josiah's single, turning our
Speaker 3: phones all the way down to zero volume, clicking play,
Speaker 3: make sure it's on repeat, and repeat that song on
Speaker 3: zero volume all day long. If everybody does that, Josiah
Speaker 3: I will get a ten million dollar record deal.
Speaker 5: Well, Joe said, it's on my sex.
Speaker 1: And then we're all gonna oh, so that's why it has.
Speaker 5: That's why I have something extremee because I'd be going
Speaker 5: for hours.
Speaker 1: And that's how you save so much on editors.
Speaker 5: Editors on editors, yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually, can I Okay, everyone knows about the editors conversation. Kay,
Speaker 3: you know about that, right, Like I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: Ellen saves money on editors. Of course I didn't bring
Speaker 3: that up on the podcast. These two jackasses decided to
Speaker 3: tell everybody My bins so fun but really, I mean it.
Speaker 2: Was around old people and.
Speaker 3: You can tell okay, okay. I was watching Kay Sinat's
Speaker 3: streamer University video. All loved Kay Sinat. The editing was questionable.
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, he has so much money, why
Speaker 3: why is he saving money on editors and also sound editing.
Speaker 3: I was like, what is going on? He's running a
Speaker 3: multimillion dollar huge production. What happened when it came to
Speaker 3: the editing and I was sitting there with Josh and
Speaker 3: I was like, listen, I know I have a pass
Speaker 3: of saying this, but like, it's not crazy to think
Speaker 3: that maybe he's saved editors. I have actual audio proof
Speaker 3: and I'll just play it.
Speaker 6: Okay, kauson as in their video has really bad editing
Speaker 6: and really bad audio editing video. It looks like ship
Speaker 6: for somebody who has so much money, and I'm guessing
Speaker 6: that's probably how he saves his money.
Speaker 3: So Joshek is a good point.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's doesn't look like ship.
Speaker 3: But I will say he's probably a cutting so like
Speaker 3: he's not spending as much as he could for sure,
Speaker 3: and he's probably it's probably financially motivated soon so he's
Speaker 3: saving money.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know about him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you literally we're creepy recording.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't know I was recording five things.
Speaker 5: We have to define evidence because that that's not evidence. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that was a story making someone very uncomfortable and scared.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't was at my house.
Speaker 2: That was at my house.
Speaker 3: For the people, you lured him to your home secretly,
Speaker 3: recording has to come over. He was really excited to
Speaker 3: come over and we were watching it. He actually put
Speaker 3: the fucking video on, and that should be enough to
Speaker 3: prove that maybe I'm not that crazy. I'm actually a
Speaker 3: little bit smart here when it comes to editing, you
Speaker 3: are a little smart. But for the people that don't know,
Speaker 3: years and years and years and years and years ago, Josiah,
Speaker 3: we were watching like Ellen's game show, and very seriously,
Speaker 3: he goes, damn, like Ellen's like saving money on editors,
Speaker 3: Like it looks like shit, and like I can give
Speaker 3: you the exactly, Yeah, give the exactly. I said, well,
Speaker 3: the reason, Ellen.
Speaker 4: Is do you think she's so rich?
Speaker 3: How do you think she's so rich? She doesn't spend
Speaker 3: jack shit on editors?
Speaker 1: And he was being dead serious and so that has
Speaker 1: become like a joke for the last decade in our
Speaker 1: friend group. And I said it and it was dead
Speaker 1: side was horrible.
Speaker 4: You know what's worst is I remember that day so clearly.
Speaker 4: That was in the old apartment where I had gotten
Speaker 4: these shitty like white blackout curtains and I'm using quote
Speaker 4: marks there because they were literally just fucking like Matt.
Speaker 3: Did we have them up with the books at that time?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like hung up all poor and we
Speaker 4: were all like super hungle like ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally like we were living like dog ship. Like
Speaker 1: we had curtains hung up by like couch broken so
Speaker 1: when you sat on it, you slid off. Curtains hung
Speaker 1: up with books, like the window was never cleaned, cleaned
Speaker 1: it because like there were bubbles between the glass panes.
Speaker 1: Like it was crazy, and we chose that.
Speaker 3: You really were like are we talking about like.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about both places.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know, I know, and I don't even
Speaker 4: think it's that. I was just talking about this yesterday.
Speaker 4: I was genuinely obsessed with the second place we lived in,
Speaker 4: Like I always was like, this is a great place
Speaker 4: that was dog shit. You can you can vouch for me.
Speaker 4: I always was like, this is a really nice apartment
Speaker 4: and it was and is it.
Speaker 1: And I loved it. I thought it was cursed ever
Speaker 1: since I was attacked in my own home cubes guy people,
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I'm sure we talked about it,
Speaker 1: but someone went under our house and lit our house
Speaker 1: on fire. Like, by the.
Speaker 4: Way, I think we talked about that. It was like
Speaker 4: one time I was home alone. I went to go
Speaker 4: take a shower. The water wasn't running, and I was like,
Speaker 4: that's weird. And then I went to the sink and
Speaker 4: the water wasn't working. I was like, okay, I guess
Speaker 4: the water's off. And I was like twenty twenty one.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not calling nobody about this. I'm
Speaker 4: just gonna sit around and hope it.
Speaker 1: Turned back on.
Speaker 4: And I went and sat around and then got a
Speaker 4: call from my landlord after hearing my neighbor talk about
Speaker 4: like being scared cold, and was like, oh, yeah, come outside,
Speaker 4: because like the water got shut off and then they
Speaker 4: had found that somebody had gone under the house and
Speaker 4: tried to start a fire and shut off the water
Speaker 4: on our side of the building.
Speaker 3: Little did we know that person was actually me?
Speaker 1: We find out and who drank the red bull? Girl?
Speaker 3: No, don't bring that up. I mean we know that
Speaker 3: that person is not in this room.
Speaker 4: We know like there's a weird part. Actually, no, I
Speaker 4: think I think Christian it.
Speaker 1: Was Kay, that was weird.
Speaker 5: What wait, did you guys talk about son winning or
Speaker 5: do you guys want to talk about something else besides
Speaker 5: the fire thing?
Speaker 3: Silver and Mandani we talked like that he won the lights.
Speaker 5: I just don't want to talk about the fire thing anymore.
Speaker 5: If he has, want to just move on because oh
Speaker 5: that was you?
Speaker 3: Why don't you want to talk about the fire thing?
Speaker 2: Kai?
Speaker 5: What is this?
Speaker 1: What is an SD card? Do you even know the time?
Speaker 2: And why were you doing that?
Speaker 5: Do you know what this is?
Speaker 1: That's an card? Why did you light our house on
Speaker 1: fire and turn the water off?
Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about?
Speaker 3: Okay, I guess we just leave it at that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I didn't I didn't do that. I didn't
Speaker 5: break in later and try and put stuff in Jew's butt.
Speaker 5: But he had a knife and I couldn't get I
Speaker 5: couldn't get close enough. He had a knife. So it
Speaker 5: doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: But anyway, you remember this child yet, is that also
Speaker 1: Kai abducting children? That one was crazy.
Speaker 5: That one really was.
Speaker 1: Video of it, and it sounded like that we were
Speaker 1: so schizophrenic. It sounded like they said INA's name.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. That one chills.
Speaker 1: We were so bored back then.
Speaker 4: Okay, we were so bored back then. Literally, We're born
Speaker 4: was your two days ago? And I was bleaching Lucas's
Speaker 4: hair and he was playing he was going between playing
Speaker 4: Chess and Fortnite while Drew scrolled on his phone, And like,
Speaker 4: when I.
Speaker 1: Wasn't scrolling on my phone, baby, I was playing TikTok
Speaker 1: in game or in TikTok game. Oh yeah, that's sure,
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 5: He was.
Speaker 3: He was actually doing.
Speaker 2: Which honestly is worse because I forgot that part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 4: Basically, he's he's micro dosing like gambling, Like he's micro
Speaker 4: dosing gambling right now.
Speaker 1: But I'm not actually spending money.
Speaker 2: I know, and I know that though.
Speaker 1: This boy I grew up with showed me that he
Speaker 1: could come at the age of eight, he showed you. Well, no, okay, so.
Speaker 2: Some timing so fast.
Speaker 1: No okay, So here's this story. It actually ends quite
Speaker 1: sad because I lost a friend but this.
Speaker 5: And then he killed himself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it is the same guy that I found
Speaker 1: hanging in the closet.
Speaker 2: But he didn't kill himself, you know, but I didn't.
Speaker 1: Live with him as a friend. I lost my best
Speaker 1: friend because just let me get to the point. So
Speaker 1: basically what happened is I was hanging out at his house.
Speaker 1: It was just me and him. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, like this weird white stuff is coming
Speaker 1: out of my penis. And at the time I knew
Speaker 1: what coming was. He didn't, and I was like, show me.
Speaker 1: I was eight years old. I was like, I want
Speaker 1: to see. So he goes to the bathroom, jerks off,
Speaker 1: can't come and then goes to his mom the next
Speaker 1: day and is sobbing and is like, white stuff is
Speaker 1: coming out of my dick. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: She's like, baby, baby, baby, It's okay. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to answer your questions now you're eight years old, but
Speaker 1: you'll learn what it is. But it's okay. Well I'm
Speaker 1: playing basketball at the courts in my neighborhood with that
Speaker 1: guy and a couple older boys. And then my best
Speaker 1: friend at the time comes up. We played Pokemon together,
Speaker 1: like it. He was like my best friend. He ate
Speaker 1: hot dogs and cheese its. That was his only diet
Speaker 1: I was bringing with autistic kids.
Speaker 3: He ate hot dogs and cheesus.
Speaker 2: Reads you choose the show significant.
Speaker 1: He ate hot dogs and cheese it, so come on
Speaker 1: hot dog and choose it. Oh he also actually guys,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking it up. He would eat malto meal for
Speaker 1: breakfast every morning. He would eat malto meal and his
Speaker 1: mom played bookworm crazy like she was like a superstar
Speaker 1: like it was so sick. And then I would hide
Speaker 1: under their dining room table because his father was really
Speaker 1: scary and alcoholic and would scream. He was also my
Speaker 1: t ball coach and he yelled at me and I
Speaker 1: cried one day because he yelled at me. Wait, when
Speaker 1: you were a gay kid, it was probably te ball.
Speaker 1: It was really giving tea on the balls.
Speaker 3: Let me see those balls.
Speaker 1: Anyways. Anyways, anyways, my best friend, he is like a
Speaker 1: few years older than me. He comes up and he's like,
Speaker 1: you asked Slider to jerk off and show him come
Speaker 1: and I was like, uh, I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. And he was like you're aren't you Drew?
Speaker 1: And I was like no, no, and then I ran on.
Speaker 1: I like literally I never spoke to him again.
Speaker 2: Still to this guy is there, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: He's not gay. I would would her cookie monster pajamas.
Speaker 1: He's not gay.
Speaker 2: Would have swung that.
Speaker 1: I was eight, so oh bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have swung. I was already mad.
Speaker 1: And he was. He was like he was eleven or twelve.
Speaker 3: He was like, weird as fuck for hanging out with you. Anyways,
Speaker 3: he's way older.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was like, let's talk about it. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about it. You should and if you if you
Speaker 1: said anything about hot dogs, cheese, it's and montomeal, he
Speaker 1: would have like gone ape shit on you. Like that
Speaker 1: was a pressure point for him. His dad hated the
Speaker 1: Pokemon guy. Yeah, this was the Pokemon guy his dad
Speaker 1: his dad. But his dad was also kind of sweet
Speaker 1: and inspired me to like create because we would be
Speaker 1: in his room and we were like probably like six
Speaker 1: and eight or whatever, six and nine, six sixty eight,
Speaker 1: and he would come in there put us to bed,
Speaker 1: and he would say, like, describe a monster and I'll
Speaker 1: draw it. And I just remember these drawings like in
Speaker 1: my head forever, like whoa. You can like create things
Speaker 1: from people's words. And it was really really pivotal moment
Speaker 1: in my childhood. That night, me and my friend that
Speaker 1: called me a later slept in the same bed. He
Speaker 1: pissed the bed with me in it, and I woke
Speaker 1: up wet, and then he fucking blamed it on me.
Speaker 1: Still to this day, they think I pissed the bed.
Speaker 1: It was that motherfucker that pissed the.
Speaker 3: Bed and the camera.
Speaker 1: It was not me that pissed the bad motherfucker, and
Speaker 1: you know it, motherfucker is not me. And then the
Speaker 1: kid I found hanging in the closet slept on my swing,
Speaker 1: pissed on my mom's leather chair.
Speaker 3: Everyone was pissing in that town.
Speaker 1: And then he threw my He broke my iPad. In
Speaker 1: town and everywhere I know piss even pissed. But you
Speaker 1: grew up.
Speaker 3: You're in town, y'all. We need to get these numbers
Speaker 3: up because I need to be doing interviews where I
Speaker 3: can talk about how I'm an optimistic, confident person.
Speaker 1: Get the numbers up. If you want to see Josiah
Speaker 1: on Genius Bro, but you can't.
Speaker 2: Pull like be like, did y'all see Epstcene?
Speaker 4: Then you wouldn't be able to be optimistic crazy because.
Speaker 1: They're going to get you. Well, I don't care. You
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 3: I was at an event where I kind of thought.
Speaker 3: I was like, there was like some high profile people there,
Speaker 3: and I was like, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: At this event, we just we had to look Demi
Speaker 5: Lovado directly in the eyes and explain that Josiah was straight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Du Also Sky Ferreira and Skuy Ferrera didn't believe
Speaker 1: Kai was straight by the way. She was like, so
Speaker 1: everyone in our car our uber over was straight And
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, I'm being serious.
Speaker 5: She couldn't believe.
Speaker 1: She couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: I sit down at a table here and I'm like, listen,
Speaker 3: the single had come out that night. I really wanted
Speaker 3: to get out.
Speaker 1: The house, and I was repeating it on silent.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, says you were that didn't yummy?
Speaker 1: Come on, yummy, guys, you gotta get it.
Speaker 3: You can't be completely silent. It has to be one
Speaker 3: volume bar Oh really, if silent doesn't get my streams counted.
Speaker 5: You know, it's all my sex playlist, and I go
Speaker 5: for hours.
Speaker 1: Well, basically he and He has Bodies?
Speaker 2: Is that the only song in there though?
Speaker 3: Because right and left Hand and the deal though, and
Speaker 3: the dial though. But basically what I'm saying is I
Speaker 3: wanted to go.
Speaker 1: Out, fuck man, g BT. I'm becoming too gay. I
Speaker 1: can't touch chat gay by trans period. I didn't ever realize.
Speaker 2: That subliminal message GBT.
Speaker 1: No, it's g p T.
Speaker 3: No, it's GBT about G I have g What is
Speaker 3: g G I have g HP Oh. Basically what it
Speaker 3: happened was I sat down.
Speaker 1: At the table there bad enough song. No, I think
Speaker 1: maybe they don't like me, and they're like, we got
Speaker 1: to take them out. They love you.
Speaker 4: Actually, I'm not getting something I thought about today and
Speaker 4: I went to go write it down in my notes
Speaker 4: while I was backing out of a lot, but.
Speaker 2: I used voice to text. My car got towed again. Yesterday.
Speaker 4: This morning, I woke up, I went to LAD I
Speaker 4: got a release form.
Speaker 2: I went to the I walked la Dot like, what
Speaker 2: is it a.
Speaker 5: Story?
Speaker 3: She went this morning?
Speaker 4: Because I'm not giving you all my fucking syllables, you
Speaker 4: dumb bitch. I wasted enough breath walking from there to
Speaker 4: and I could smell it. I went, I got my
Speaker 4: freaking car, and then I took it to the dealership
Speaker 4: and then they were like, we.
Speaker 2: Don't do service here.
Speaker 4: You need to go here, and I was like, fuck, Actually,
Speaker 4: before I took it to the dealership, I to get
Speaker 4: oil change.
Speaker 2: Whose that car was like a thousand miles.
Speaker 1: Oh, I got oil change too.
Speaker 3: Mine was also a thousand.
Speaker 2: I don't want to take it to the dealership because
Speaker 2: I'm like, not.
Speaker 1: Dude, we meant to own this car.
Speaker 2: Okay, this car already has like that hit in it.
Speaker 4: I never got fixed, and I'm about to take it
Speaker 4: to the dealership where they're gonna really look at this
Speaker 4: hole because it's not mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, oh, let me go get the oil chasee.
Speaker 2: Mind you took a fucking hour.
Speaker 1: Mind you mind you the guy that hit in your's
Speaker 1: car in your the opportunity.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The video of me saying what did I say? I
Speaker 1: looked all gray and weird.
Speaker 4: There's just something to me like, Okay, first, do you
Speaker 4: remember you? I think you literally yeah.
Speaker 1: Or some some weird ship. The videos out there, but
Speaker 1: I was literally gray and like looked emaciated and crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh see, there it goes. Don't break it
Speaker 1: for real because I love that piece. No, no, no, I know,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm going to. I think I weigh
Speaker 1: a good amount. But the guy that hit in your
Speaker 1: car said he would pay to fix in your car,
Speaker 1: but I think the time has passed.
Speaker 4: Okay, First of all, it's like the first bump on
Speaker 4: my car was after I did two valet scenarios, and
Speaker 4: I hadn't looked at the car before after because I'm
Speaker 4: not the type of bitch to like check somebody even
Speaker 4: if they fucked up my car, I'm not gonna be like, hey,
Speaker 4: like now what, Like that's a fuck up? That's like
Speaker 4: waiting to happen. These people are meant to rush around
Speaker 4: cars all day.
Speaker 2: So that happened.
Speaker 4: I was like, whatever, I guess I'll just get that
Speaker 4: fix eventually. And then the other hit happened, and in
Speaker 4: my head, I'm like, what am I gonna do hunt
Speaker 4: this random fucking freak who's whipping around the corner at
Speaker 4: like ten am, probably rushing to his job, and I'm
Speaker 4: gonna be like, yo, dude, you owe me a fifteen
Speaker 4: hundred right now, I need to get this shit fixed,
Speaker 4: Like I don't want to hunt someone down. So I
Speaker 4: decided to take the l in the sense that will
Speaker 4: it probably pour my credit and reputability in terms of
Speaker 4: future leasing experiences.
Speaker 2: Possibly, Is that a way I'm willing to bear.
Speaker 1: Yes, well you'll save money, yeah, on what I your
Speaker 1: arm looks.
Speaker 2: But basically I don't have my car right now.
Speaker 4: It is at the office, and I got told I
Speaker 4: would receive a text that it got like like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's there, and then I never got a text, so
Speaker 4: I don't think the man heard my phone number correctly.
Speaker 2: So I think after this, I'm going to have to
Speaker 2: just call because.
Speaker 3: Some other person's going to come pick up your car
Speaker 3: and be like I got a freak car.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Left.
Speaker 1: So basically me and Enya went to Rosalia with Calvin
Speaker 1: Klein the other night, and it was legitimately like obviously
Speaker 1: like Renaissance is better, like that Alex g concert we
Speaker 1: went to in Upstate New York, like that was a
Speaker 1: very special experience. But I would put that as like
Speaker 1: top three concert I've ever been to in my entire life.
Speaker 1: Like it was like when the album first came out,
Speaker 1: like I was like, oh, I can appreciate the art.
Speaker 1: This is a masterpiece. Magnum opis like this is a
Speaker 1: really really special body of work. But like, is it
Speaker 1: something I'm gonna listen to like regularly. Not really. There's
Speaker 1: a couple songs that are in rotation. But how it
Speaker 1: was describing it to people is like, oh, like when
Speaker 1: someone like tells you to watch a movie and they're like,
Speaker 1: do not watch it on your iPhone, do not watch
Speaker 1: it on your laptop. You have to see it in
Speaker 1: theaters or on a big screen, like, do not watch
Speaker 1: it on your phone. That's how I feel about this album.
Speaker 1: I'm like this album was made to be experienced in
Speaker 1: fucking person and it was incredible. It was beautiful. Like
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, art is real, baby, Like we're
Speaker 1: so back, like people are creating things and like have
Speaker 1: passion and I don't know. It was very inspiring and like,
Speaker 1: if you have the chance, go to the fucking concert.
Speaker 1: Thank you Calvin Klain for bringing me in in you
Speaker 1: because I was unforgettable.
Speaker 4: So crazy. Also, I had taken like a high dose
Speaker 4: a edibles, six of them. More I took like sixty
Speaker 4: milligrams because I was like, oh, okay, it's like a
Speaker 4: two hour concert. I'm not gonna be able to smoke,
Speaker 4: Like fuck it, I'll just like I'll do that. And
Speaker 4: then when we sat down, I was sat in this
Speaker 4: like box thing that Calvin Klein had a few of
Speaker 4: us in, and I was sat right behind of a
Speaker 4: panel of glass that it was exactly shaped like the stage.
Speaker 4: It was like the little rectangle. And I literally kept
Speaker 4: uh scooting over to dreaming like I'm looking through the
Speaker 4: fucking looking glass right now.
Speaker 2: I can't stop feeling like I'm watching TV.
Speaker 1: And then and I was gonna sit there, but you
Speaker 1: made me scoot over to the middle. I didn't forget that.
Speaker 4: Wow yeah, oh yeah, so that you weren't saying through
Speaker 4: that well, because I was really worried. I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, if I'm seeing through the glass, if
Speaker 4: I'm looking through the looking glass, Drew was seeing half glass.
Speaker 1: Half glass, half but also in your drink of cut
Speaker 1: water and was faded prostrated to oblivion.
Speaker 3: Shit was like, hey, I'm drunk, and I was like what.
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, I'm drunk.
Speaker 3: Play Fortnite And.
Speaker 2: I did not expect that to happen.
Speaker 4: I had a few SIPs the boots of One and
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, okay, that's a vibe. And then
Speaker 4: I had a glass of champagne and I was like, okay,
Speaker 4: I do not want this. It's actually gonna make me
Speaker 4: fucking Actually, it's just gonna make me burn because anything. Yes, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna start floating.
Speaker 1: I guess I think we should put the buses sixteen
Speaker 1: feet in the sky.
Speaker 2: Oh anyway, Yeah, I got fucked up. And that concert
Speaker 2: was so amazing. I really want to see it again.
Speaker 1: Me too. Were gone tonight? We are. I'm buying me
Speaker 1: and Josiah a ticket. You're not coming?
Speaker 2: Oh when I could kill myself?
Speaker 1: No, you're coming with u.
Speaker 3: You guys went without me last time. Yeah, let's have
Speaker 3: the conversation here you go.
Speaker 4: Wait, okay, I have to read the note. I know
Speaker 4: and we know you did that, bitch.
Speaker 2: And we know.
Speaker 1: And have you noticed that I have not talked about
Speaker 1: that concept. Sure that's true. You've been good about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I did not want to. I did not want to
Speaker 1: rub it in.
Speaker 4: Okay, this when I was backing out from getting my
Speaker 4: oil change, I was doing a voice to note thing
Speaker 4: because I wanted to talk about this and it says
Speaker 4: an intrusive o CD thought that I have a combative
Speaker 4: thought against it is that ever since I found out
Speaker 4: about people drinking drugging, people drinks, I no matter where,
Speaker 4: what time of day, who, what, what?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there was.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: I started getting confused because there was a fucking crash
Speaker 4: happening in the last few words. It's like what, like, wait,
Speaker 4: there was a fucking crash and then I stopped my card.
Speaker 1: Wait, but what was the original thought?
Speaker 2: I hadn't reread it since like I was driving, I.
Speaker 1: Spiked.
Speaker 4: So an ongoing thing in my head is since I
Speaker 4: found out about that, it does not just abide to
Speaker 4: like alcohol, Like in my head, anything I'm drinking from
Speaker 4: I'm like that is literally territorying for destroying my life too,
Speaker 4: and like like.
Speaker 1: This is my territoying. Wait, what's territorying? I think we
Speaker 1: came up with. Are you implicated? Yeah? Complicated? Very family
Speaker 1: dynamics is very complicated.
Speaker 3: My family dynamics is very complicated. You're jumping over conclusions, obviously,
Speaker 3: obviously you're pissing me on.
Speaker 1: You're pissing on me, but there was one about dynamics.
Speaker 1: We had like dynamics, dynamic, dynamic dynamos my family dynamic dynamoicy,
Speaker 1: But I like what you just said better kind of dynamics.
Speaker 1: Dynamic dynamic is not healthy, favorable. It's conflic but no,
Speaker 1: it's complicated, very complicated, very complicated.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: But conscious thought was.
Speaker 2: I thought people were always out to drug me. Like
Speaker 2: it literally, I don't know what it is. It was
Speaker 2: just like an OCD thought.
Speaker 4: But today I had that, and then it made me
Speaker 4: laugh because something that I had to tell myself before
Speaker 4: I was on medication is every time I would freak
Speaker 4: out like that, this would be like if I didn't
Speaker 4: stand next to like the bar at not even just
Speaker 4: an alcohol bar, Like if it's like a cafe and
Speaker 4: the barista puts my coffee down for two minutes and
Speaker 4: I do not see it before I put a lid on,
Speaker 4: I will, genuinely I.
Speaker 2: Will not.
Speaker 5: I do not.
Speaker 1: Me, and I'm a don me and I'm a cop
Speaker 1: I do not me.
Speaker 4: After seeing the video of Arianna Grande licking the donu
Speaker 4: and then somebody asks, I.
Speaker 3: Do not she was ahead of the course. She was
Speaker 3: talking about all this oh, I fucking hate America.
Speaker 1: This spelled and everyone was.
Speaker 2: Like, how fuck did she like?
Speaker 5: Minni canceled for saying she doesn't like.
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 1: Was right everyone so weird.
Speaker 5: What a different time.
Speaker 1: People were at that point. I think Obama was still president,
Speaker 1: so people were still decently proud to be American.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think that would still make it to
Speaker 2: the news now box.
Speaker 1: News, but that doesn't count.
Speaker 3: I think you don't watch Fox News.
Speaker 2: I think that's all I watch.
Speaker 1: It's Josiah watch twenty four seven loop. You do not well.
Speaker 4: But basically, the way I used to make myself feel better,
Speaker 4: especially in the daytime, was like, that's okay. The worst
Speaker 4: thing that will happen is like I'm getting away from
Speaker 4: the person who drugged me and.
Speaker 1: You're getting fad. Josiah's writing the sibyan right now? Sorry,
Speaker 1: the Howard Stern Sibyan?
Speaker 4: What is that? So?
Speaker 3: Where did when did you ware?
Speaker 1: Like, g Z Howard Stern, You're Howard and.
Speaker 3: You's Robin and I'm definitely one of the porn stars
Speaker 3: that they bring on. And the siban in question, I'm
Speaker 3: the camera, you know, Robin Quivers. I do not know
Speaker 3: who she's literally like, actually cool. She said a lot
Speaker 3: of questions, question little things about women in the industry,
Speaker 3: like when they would always pile up on Brittany and everything,
Speaker 3: so like fuck them to an extent. But like she's
Speaker 3: really funny and I love her voice. I Howard, I
Speaker 3: don't care. Light him on fire, drop a shipping container
Speaker 3: on his head.
Speaker 2: I don't know either of them.
Speaker 1: But Robin, she's the goat.
Speaker 4: Robin Quiver, Robin Thick, Robin Quivers. Quivers being your last
Speaker 4: name is just.
Speaker 1: Kind of a bar, especially for Howard Stern, like.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, yeah, absolutely, bring porn stars on and be like,
Speaker 3: all right, take your tops off and get in them.
Speaker 1: Mud mud Wressel.
Speaker 2: How we explained mud Russell. I think we did mud Russell.
Speaker 3: We basically, oh yeah, we talked about it in the
Speaker 3: fucking uh talk about video. That's where we talked about it.
Speaker 3: The stream Tuesday at Taco Bell. Oh yeah, we're back
Speaker 3: on YouTube. Maybe afternoon at Arby's.
Speaker 4: Afternoon they were back on YouTube just because you posted
Speaker 4: one video. There's things like uploaded, like writing the got
Speaker 4: Arby's tomorrow, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you're super excited. She owns Arby's. She owns one
Speaker 1: of the franchises.
Speaker 3: I have equity and Arby's she does it, And I
Speaker 3: have equity in Spotify, Hulu, Spotify and well, Hulu, that's
Speaker 3: a whole different story.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get into that though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well Hulu was kind of fucked up. Hulu was
Speaker 2: your first heartbreak in a way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hulu heartbreak.
Speaker 1: But what was it gonna say?
Speaker 3: Oh I met Demi Lovato. Man, I sat down at
Speaker 3: this fucking table, and if you know me, you know
Speaker 3: it's really hard to leave me speechless.
Speaker 1: It's very rare that I will stop talking. I sat down,
Speaker 1: I look up, She's right there.
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm DEMI almost said, yeah, I know, that
Speaker 3: is my number fucking one. When she came back, I
Speaker 3: rode so fucking hard on Facebook.
Speaker 1: I posted.
Speaker 3: I was like, she's back, She's the strongest person we like,
Speaker 3: we know we need to be supporting her. I supposed
Speaker 3: I didn't make a fan page. I couldn't believe that
Speaker 3: I was sitting there right with her.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you control someone is like that says
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: What we were saying scrap, But no, you were saying
Speaker 1: something about skyscraper on Facebook.
Speaker 3: Like when that video came out, I like posted the
Speaker 3: out of it, and I was like, yeah.
Speaker 2: His ass was literally telling people. She's like, I mean, why.
Speaker 1: Sky thought you were gay? Fuck her? I don't even
Speaker 1: give it.
Speaker 2: Who tattoo Pip pipe down.
Speaker 3: I all love to her, but fuck her. You know
Speaker 3: that's my competition. I'm putting music out, y'all, So y'all
Speaker 3: gotta start acting like this too.
Speaker 1: And I did. I who Somber? I did have a
Speaker 1: word with Steve Lacy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Steve Lacy decides to chart block me same day,
Speaker 3: say I'm gonna put this single out.
Speaker 1: Hey, how about this? Go fuck yourself? Motherfucker? How about that?
Speaker 3: And also same to you, uh Somber and also Sombers
Speaker 3: and also Olivia Rodigo, Olivia Rodriguez.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 3: She all depressed, but I'm like, I need to put
Speaker 3: a song out. How about a little bit for me, y'all?
Speaker 1: What inspired your song?
Speaker 2: You give him a slice of the cake?
Speaker 1: Sorry she hit me?
Speaker 3: Basically what inspired the song? It was written in like
Speaker 3: December of last year. It was a lot of this
Speaker 3: lyric and the shit cause it's I'll say here, it's
Speaker 3: it's not an ounstand But there's leading up to EP
Speaker 3: obviously odiously, but a lot of it was based off,
Speaker 3: like the lyric was based off old journal entries from
Speaker 3: like twenty twenty one when I was like in an
Speaker 3: awful relationship. Because now I'm like happy and like content,
Speaker 3: so I'm like, what the fuck am I about to
Speaker 3: right about?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: Most of the EP is about that because it's just
Speaker 1: old university. No, it was very interesting, but yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: there's a music video. Your favorite song you ever made? No,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite song you ever made?
Speaker 3: Another one? On the EP, they're like innerly one because
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's nice.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 3: Sounds nice.
Speaker 1: I'm going to create a direct Josiah's album roll out.
Speaker 1: It's going to be me with like ten long, ten
Speaker 1: ft long hair, rainbow butt naked.
Speaker 2: No, no, not like peacock feathers, like he's peacock on
Speaker 2: a boat.
Speaker 1: Because everyone did think Josiah came out as trans Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I had several questions about that because I changed
Speaker 3: the name to Josie, which a lot of people, at
Speaker 3: least people who watch this, like, no, Josie is like
Speaker 3: a nickname that's by my nickname for years, and it's
Speaker 3: like Drew for Andrew.
Speaker 1: To explain it.
Speaker 3: I changed it to Josie because Josiah is too hard
Speaker 3: to pronounce, too hard to spell. It's been the bait
Speaker 3: of my existence, my whole fucking life. Josiah, Josiah, Josia, Joshua, Joshua.
Speaker 3: It's a nightmare. And also it's so serious of a name.
Speaker 3: It's so strong and biblical, and I'm like, I love that,
Speaker 3: but like, let's be real, Like Josie's a little it's killer,
Speaker 3: it's cute, it's normal.
Speaker 2: Josie is like sweet, it's easy.
Speaker 1: And we're your pussy cats. Well a fan said that.
Speaker 3: They said in the comments, they were like, and we're
Speaker 3: the pussy Cats, And I was like, wow, wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: Your audience, y'all heard it here first breaking Josie's audience.
Speaker 4: Refer to all of you at the pussy Cats.
Speaker 1: I've been in the alley cats. I've been in an
Speaker 1: alley Let's talk about Tiger.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And dated Tiger for a very short Have you ever
Speaker 1: talked about that?
Speaker 2: It was really scary. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Right after the Poppies with Tiger crazy, well, it was
Speaker 1: just like you.
Speaker 2: Get treated like ape, but by everyone except him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's so crazy.
Speaker 3: He's you're not too busy catching brawls, catching brals, fucking pussy.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, dude, how do you think everyone has a birthday?
Speaker 2: Okay, there is enough time.
Speaker 1: I'm so confused though, If there's eight billion people and
Speaker 1: there's only three hundred and sixty five days, I think
Speaker 1: about this lot, like, how does that work? I'm like,
Speaker 1: actually so confused.
Speaker 3: I don't know because, like, think about it. How many
Speaker 3: people do you probably know?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Like three hundred That's what I'm saying. I think the
Speaker 1: world is a lot smaller than we are leading on.
Speaker 1: There's maybe they've it's these fifty numbers. It only whatever's
Speaker 1: in front of me is the only thing that actually exists,
Speaker 1: because the world doesn't render past my Uh.
Speaker 3: Well, it would cost too much money.
Speaker 1: Also, data farm? Wait, why are they building more data farms.
Speaker 3: To generate more cities?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, silly.
Speaker 3: Have you ever gone on tour? Kai has been on
Speaker 3: to y'all have been on tour? You see how it
Speaker 3: generates as you drive down the highway, It really does.
Speaker 3: The bird stuck in the sky stopped flying.
Speaker 1: He hit it.
Speaker 3: He hit a renderball.
Speaker 1: He's completely where you drive by a plane that's landing
Speaker 1: and it's stuck exactly, drew exactly. This is what you'll
Speaker 1: need to be talking about on here more a little
Speaker 1: bit of real ship. What's another conspiracy?
Speaker 3: It's never ending that you're gay and Anya's Latina. I
Speaker 3: feel like that's not actually true.
Speaker 5: Kai, What are you to your conspiracy? What am I like?
Speaker 7: What are you.
Speaker 5: Like my ethnicity? You asked me what my ethnicity is?
Speaker 1: You have good eyebrows. I'm jealous. I wish I had
Speaker 1: bushy eyebrows. Well, kais gorgeous bushy?
Speaker 5: They're bushy shaved.
Speaker 1: No, they're not. No, there, you have a bush. It's
Speaker 1: like it's a desirable trait.
Speaker 5: I have a well, I have a very small bush.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen your that's actually crazy. I've seen Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's seen you have a push bitch, I have a
Speaker 1: fucking forest. Yeah, wow, crazy.
Speaker 4: I have done my very best to avoid ever seeing
Speaker 4: any semblance of a private part from you, like that
Speaker 4: would everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's seen it all.
Speaker 2: Bro. Have you you haven't spread in front of you?
Speaker 4: You have?
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen like a ball fall? No?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I've seen that. I've seen that.
Speaker 2: Why are you laughing so hard, bro.
Speaker 3: Because I said, imagine Drew. Straight after you say that,
Speaker 3: I spread, he's just.
Speaker 5: Like period to any runs to his room.
Speaker 1: I asked you all that recently cries vaginas are so scary.
Speaker 5: No, they're not.
Speaker 1: They're beautiful. They're like a flower.
Speaker 3: I do I feel that, honestly, you know, they're like
Speaker 3: it's like a red paeony, Like it's like a Georgia
Speaker 3: Keith painting. It's like it's a work of art.
Speaker 1: There's layers. There's layers to this ship and odors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's very misogynistic because I would argue there's
Speaker 4: odors and flavor.
Speaker 1: And it's like dude, biome of its own barnyards tuc cheese.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say something I asked y'all recently. Do
Speaker 3: you think you guys are waiting till the very last minute, like.
Speaker 1: Right before you die, have sex? I don't. I literally
Speaker 1: like that ship has sailed for both of us.
Speaker 3: Get them on the light of tectove tests there getting
Speaker 3: out have zero the desire, and you, like is so
Speaker 3: fucking hideous to like disgusting say that, like I would
Speaker 3: fuck a girl like I would, but in your like
Speaker 3: absolutely not ran.
Speaker 1: Nest, I think Drew is not gay.
Speaker 2: I would bottom, but like this one is disgusting.
Speaker 4: I guess what.
Speaker 1: Guess what? Actually, let me show you all my safari
Speaker 1: what I did today. I was very productive.
Speaker 2: Wed how to make it go back to you?
Speaker 1: On sniffles?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is Freddy?
Speaker 1: The gay is now?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: The gays now? Oh?
Speaker 2: Five nights?
Speaker 1: Yes? Any wait, you know? Oh my god, I really
Speaker 1: thought I got the partner. I really I really thought
Speaker 1: I got the part I mean, you know.
Speaker 2: What, everyone everyone needs to feel.
Speaker 1: What I just want to say. I actually think you're
Speaker 1: very beautiful, and.
Speaker 3: I know that I know that about me, Jose.
Speaker 1: I think you're gorgeous too, And I don't like that
Speaker 1: you've been calling yourself ugly in the last six months
Speaker 1: because you're not. You're I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm confusing to look at which is true, and I'm
Speaker 3: okay with that that works for the time being.
Speaker 1: And I'm a little confusing people all the time. They go,
Speaker 1: Ma'm sir, sorry.
Speaker 3: You look like Vena, which to me to im like,
Speaker 3: if I was a girl, I'd be ugly as fuck.
Speaker 3: What is going through your head right now? Where you're
Speaker 3: looking at me and you're like.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, she was not blessed the airport, sir, ma'am.
Speaker 1: At the same time, I don't.
Speaker 3: Think you're gay. I think the guys that you bring
Speaker 3: around are just friends, and I think that you still
Speaker 3: got a little crush. I think they're gonna get married.
Speaker 3: What if I genuinely thought that, What if I was
Speaker 3: like after eight years of friendship. I was like, nah,
Speaker 3: they're still probably like.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a photo of us from the concert
Speaker 1: that someone took of me and Enya, and I was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: we for real are giving couple right now?
Speaker 4: No, it makes sense that people think we're a couple.
Speaker 4: It fully does, and everyone, without fail. Somebody recently that
Speaker 4: we were with asked if.
Speaker 2: We were a couple.
Speaker 1: People think are a couple again, Palm springs when we
Speaker 1: take our little gay bit actually, because y'all just watch
Speaker 1: gay porn together. Y'all sleep in the same air mattress
Speaker 1: and watch gay a one time where we were drunk.
Speaker 2: Once a pigfucker, always a pig who says that.
Speaker 4: I think I'm also using that because the Black Mirror
Speaker 4: episode when they made that guy fucking pig like.
Speaker 2: And so it didn't matter or didn't It is a saying.
Speaker 1: It's like, even if you do something, or even if
Speaker 1: you didn't do something, and you get called that thing,
Speaker 1: you will be that thing for the rest of your
Speaker 1: life because.
Speaker 2: People already just have that mental reference.
Speaker 3: Wait, Drew's the skinny legend.
Speaker 1: And Josiah's a crackhead.
Speaker 3: I have crackhead energy.
Speaker 1: Crackhead. Wait, kaisa crackhead. We are the last four brain
Speaker 1: cells in Mama Bertram's head. That's on what period?
Speaker 3: So I'm crackhead y'all? Also, do y'all have any questions
Speaker 3: for me?
Speaker 1: I have asked you a couple and here we go,
Speaker 1: here we go, here we go.
Speaker 3: In my first interview, and you know what, every time, well,
Speaker 3: I asked this every time I come in here, I
Speaker 3: always ask you guys, So is it this time that
Speaker 3: you guys are we're gonna have some questions for me?
Speaker 2: To be fair, I forgot you were coming today. When
Speaker 2: I got I had just gotten back.
Speaker 1: When we were eating breakfast, and she was like, Oh.
Speaker 4: They're straight men who like aren't necessarily evil. But I'm like, wow,
Speaker 4: you are so stuck in a bubble of just like
Speaker 4: being close with other straight guys that you can't identify
Speaker 4: gay people, and then a lot of men.
Speaker 1: All it just say say it's about me, bro.
Speaker 5: It's not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you trust and believe you're safe. And if your
Speaker 4: ear is ringing, get a fucking cute tip.
Speaker 3: Oh she ate that, Get a fucking.
Speaker 1: It's like when you're younger and like you're getting eaten up,
Speaker 1: like someone's like calling you a bunch of names and
Speaker 1: ship and you try like one of your like cool comeback. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're like we're gonna we're gonna pussy in. No, I
Speaker 1: didn't say beat your pussy in.
Speaker 4: It's like I can't get too mad when I start
Speaker 4: arguing with people because I say something.
Speaker 3: We very warm in here.
Speaker 2: You keep saying that, bro, like just take your clothes off.
Speaker 3: I already took my sweater off.
Speaker 1: That's with guests as we like to get them too hot,
Speaker 1: so they have to start shutting.
Speaker 3: Where Andre does. He makes it hot as fuck in there,
Speaker 3: and you see in every interview there is like sweating
Speaker 3: and it's very hot in here. So I think y'all
Speaker 3: should keep it up and if anything, make.
Speaker 1: It a little hotter. Yeah, do you have any questions
Speaker 1: for us?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: What would I be wondering some questions about did you
Speaker 3: have Yeah, let me ask you, guys, question, do you
Speaker 3: did you eat sausage yesterday as well or just today?
Speaker 2: Yes? Today, and it was chicken sausage.
Speaker 3: Okayn, Drew? Did you eat candy last night before your bed?
Speaker 1: Of course? Okay?
Speaker 3: I figured, so did you have Wingstop? Did you eat
Speaker 3: some other thing? Jack and the back?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: Because you get a buy one, get one burger on Postmates?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Yeah see, And I probably could have guessed that. I
Speaker 1: probably could have guessed that.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: The question that.
Speaker 3: What you did with your night, like mister psychics, she
Speaker 3: stayed home or you hang out with Rain or Sabrina
Speaker 3: and maybe you watch TV.
Speaker 2: I heard that you. I told you.
Speaker 1: I think she probably were hanging more water on my carpet,
Speaker 1: because what is it like four times now that you've
Speaker 1: spilled to the carpet And here we go.
Speaker 4: One thing about Jersey's going to keep a tax in
Speaker 4: the dream tax for the carpet is crazy.
Speaker 1: Car the list I'm not playing. Every morning I wake
Speaker 1: up and I see a zoul scratch the carpet it
Speaker 1: and pisses me off and send man like, no, you can.
Speaker 1: You can literally feel my bad energy, like let's safety feet.
Speaker 2: The living room and then Dreaw comes in.
Speaker 4: It's like thirty minute inspection to see if there's anything.
Speaker 3: You're It's gonna be such a perfect dad. It's like
Speaker 3: did you turn the A C on? And they're gonna
Speaker 3: be like, no, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the other thing because the A season Josh's
Speaker 1: room and he always has its sixty eight. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's never gonna reach with a jacket on. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's never gonna reach sixty. Just keep it on. The
Speaker 1: seventy two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, seventy two is a perfect sensible temperature, maybe even seventy.
Speaker 1: But like it won't ever reach.
Speaker 4: You don't have to run your AC until it's like damn,
Speaker 4: I'm hot. Then you can just find it till it
Speaker 4: gets to like seventy two seventy three, and then you
Speaker 4: turn it the fuck off. Or you could start by
Speaker 4: opening the goddamn windows. Lott Yoa's rooms smell like fucking bounce.
Speaker 1: That fresh air. Wait until until the paint is dripping
Speaker 1: off the walls. Yes, should we do media?
Speaker 3: I don't have any Actually I have a lot.
Speaker 1: Single Josiah's single is my Media. I've unronically been streaming
Speaker 1: the fuck out of that goddamn song. I love it.
Speaker 1: It's really good. I know every word. Don't ask me
Speaker 1: to sing it right? Wait, can you? I'm going to
Speaker 1: click play just so I can catch it and then well, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'll just singer my head.
Speaker 2: I'm way off the deep end.
Speaker 1: Keep going sent last night. That's impressive.
Speaker 2: We're here.
Speaker 1: I don't want to pretend that's ideot thing.
Speaker 2: Presn't.
Speaker 1: And that's that's impressive for Drew.
Speaker 2: You learn a sentence to the one fold you learn,
Speaker 2: you change.
Speaker 4: Out one word that makes it seem like you heard
Speaker 4: the song in Spanish and then tread.
Speaker 3: But that is how I did it, Yeah, because he
Speaker 3: always changed from my past tense to like present.
Speaker 1: But if you ever if you've ever heard me speak
Speaker 1: for real though, like I do mix up past tense
Speaker 1: pretense all the time. I don't know what happens and
Speaker 1: genders in language.
Speaker 2: That one cigarette your mom's.
Speaker 1: Fucking cigarette. Well, Drew.
Speaker 3: His second language is English. His first language was Japanese Swahili.
Speaker 3: No Capanese.
Speaker 1: My media is Josiah song Deepened Deepened by Josie my
Speaker 1: ass is the deepened. Also his new EP coming up
Speaker 1: which you heard it here. First EP coming soon.
Speaker 3: It'll be called Baby You're at the Wrong Strip Club.
Speaker 1: Sad guy makes sad songs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am very I'm a very depressed person underneath
Speaker 3: at all, or I'm not anymore really.
Speaker 1: But well, the one who makes the others laugh the
Speaker 1: most is the most oftentimes said that. Tyler said that.
Speaker 3: He said, the loneliest person in the room is usually
Speaker 3: the loudest person in the rooms.
Speaker 1: Don't do not tap the not tap the glass. My
Speaker 1: other media is Please Scanner by Chanelle Beads and thank
Speaker 1: You by Dido, which was put back on my radar
Speaker 1: because of the Rosalia concert and then Creep. But the
Speaker 1: social network version. I've also been learning that on piano,
Speaker 1: but I'm not as far. Yes, and movies. I watched
Speaker 1: water World last night again. That movie is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: It was like at the time, like and for decades after,
Speaker 1: the most expensive movie ever made, and it did like
Speaker 1: okay in the box office, but it was just like
Speaker 1: it was really epic at the time. They like built
Speaker 1: giant pools to make these. The whole concept is like
Speaker 1: the world is now just seawater and it like land
Speaker 1: and fresh water is like rare commodities. So it's like
Speaker 1: the events transpire water World.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 1: I watched h in your sleep, Kai out your window.
Speaker 1: Kai has a window right into his bedroom from the streets,
Speaker 1: so every once in a while I'll drive by and
Speaker 1: just make sure he's not beating.
Speaker 3: His I put a camera. I can send you a link.
Speaker 1: Oh good, it's like a live feed. My de Flock.
Speaker 1: We need to deflock the cameras. Miley Cyrus being an
Speaker 1: ambassador for Flock is fucking crazy, by the way, I know, Paleer,
Speaker 1: It's like the cameras that like AI scan you and shit.
Speaker 4: I mean that's like Kylie Jender doing her own ray bands. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like everybody when.
Speaker 1: It so, I'm joking. By the way, she is not
Speaker 1: an ambassador for Flock.
Speaker 4: What's crazy is I would have believed that from like
Speaker 4: everyone just like turns when it comes to a truck.
Speaker 5: I guess, like.
Speaker 1: Except for us, US saying no to McDonald's, i'm not
Speaker 1: in betterhelp, I'm and all of these brands millions of dollars,
Speaker 1: we say no. Well, because you can't support that, I know.
Speaker 1: That's why we said no. See, but I.
Speaker 3: Will not say no. I will be joining Palentier. I'll
Speaker 3: be joining the board this year.
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I think I'm gonna sign up forree
Speaker 4: I right now. I'm really acquainted with it.
Speaker 1: Start switching our xx y y xx. Sorry, what reaching
Speaker 1: our xx y y xx. Oh.
Speaker 7: My media is Wild and Blue by Suicide, Blue Cigar
Speaker 7: by a Midnight Sister. And then love is overtaking me
Speaker 7: Arthur Russell the.
Speaker 2: Reducks.
Speaker 1: And then what about you, Josiah, Well, what do you
Speaker 1: have any more?
Speaker 2: That was it, And then I said I watched.
Speaker 4: Deep Deep Deepened by Josie.
Speaker 3: I've been hearing about that. There's been like chatters everywhere.
Speaker 1: No, there are actual whispers in the industry. My media
Speaker 1: is my single obviously, obviously obviously uh oh Matta gascar
Speaker 1: Okaye Fortnite has been going to platinum in our House's
Speaker 1: that unfortunately? I need to go pick up my.
Speaker 5: Yes we should. And then my media is no Fear
Speaker 5: by Ice Age, Deep End by Josie, Satellited by Frost Children,
Speaker 5: Streethssle by lou Reed.
Speaker 1: Mine is actually bad Girl, Good Girl by miss A
Speaker 1: Cinderella by I five and actually, what's that one song
Speaker 1: Waiting for You by Kenya, and then also Madagascar three
Speaker 1: that's not a movie. Also that yet Inya's new h
Speaker 1: what was it Enya's new company, new New India, Ninya
Speaker 1: damn business business. But there was a company that we
Speaker 1: started when she was doing our hair, Oh, Enya salon. No,
Speaker 1: it was like Ninya up in your hair or something
Speaker 1: and your hair. Yeah, yeah, and you started a new
Speaker 1: salon in our living room and its title is up
Speaker 1: in your hair.
Speaker 2: I did not come up with this. I had nothing
Speaker 2: to do with your hair. But I did bleach Lucas's
Speaker 2: whole head. I have not seen what it looks like.
Speaker 1: It's like ship man, does it really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean if you wouldn't let you tone it though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just needs more toning. Well, I don't know how
Speaker 1: much you'll no.
Speaker 2: If he comes back, I could do another light bleacher.
Speaker 1: Doing yoga on Friday. He'll probably be over.
Speaker 2: I thought that was today's Wednesday.
Speaker 1: We we didn't have time today. And then we're going
Speaker 1: on a cruise, the whole squad.
Speaker 2: I know I'm doing a cruise.
Speaker 1: Just so, everyone said yes. O. Ryan said yes, Josh
Speaker 1: said yes, Lucas said yes. Everyone said yes. It's like,
Speaker 1: if you don't go like weird, it's actually gonna bed.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not kidding, like I'm gonna freak out if
Speaker 4: I can't find like the rooms I've seen on cruises, freak.
Speaker 2: Me the funk out. I need to say, really cursed,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like, No, I can't like I
Speaker 2: was nice.
Speaker 4: I'm just not one of those people who's like where
Speaker 4: I stay doesn't matter to me, babes, Yes it does,
Speaker 4: like where I d compress and spend my time by
Speaker 4: myself for a second while I'm in a strange place.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll get the fuck people on the boat.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's exciting for you in that sense.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited for the cruise. I was the first
Speaker 5: one to get invited. Also, I do have to go,
Speaker 5: because yeah.
Speaker 1: Of course you're invited.
Speaker 5: We're bringing everyone, of course, But I have to leave.
Speaker 5: So we have to end the episode because I have
Speaker 5: to drive for two hours back to my house.
Speaker 1: Already a half now, it's already passed the time. You
Speaker 1: might as well just chill until traffic dies to play
Speaker 1: Fortnite with us.
Speaker 5: Do you have alcohol that I have?
Speaker 1: Of course, of course I keep for you.
Speaker 5: I didn't say I needed it.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, he's in love. Thank you for watching
Speaker 1: and tuning in three