WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "That's a Big Tender" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.400 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.120 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:36.479 The air everywhere, in the eye of the storm, a 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:39.640 thirst for knowledge. It is the Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:45.280 Mahler and Danny g Radio as we patch together and 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:50.159 exciting Sunday podcast. And you know what this is now, 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.040 this is not just Sunday. It's not just the last 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:56.480 podcast that we're gonna do in the month of April. No, no, no, Danny, 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:59.760 it is in the bag. Are you ready to go 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:00.480 on the bag? 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.680 The mail bag? Mother sucker. 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:14.880 That means oh, hi, oh, it's in the bag. 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:23.280 Right to the mail bag we go as many. We 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:25.480 have tons of emails. I think we've gotten more email 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:29.960 this week than we have in months. Danny the mail 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.760 bag blowing up. People love the mail bag, which is 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:38.280 a lot different than Aspen. This is not Aspen and people, No, no, 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:42.080 it's not. People confuse it. It's not and it's it's 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:44.759 really upsetting that people think this is Ask Ben, because 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:45.400 it's bull. 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:47.760 It's bull crap ask two point zero. 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:50.160 No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:52.080 not true at all. All right, So right, Mike from 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:56.760 Fullerton writes in he says, hello, hello, Hello, No, that's 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.800 a good we didn't do that this weekend. Damn. All right, Hello, 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:05.120 Ben and Danny g Now that Fox Sports Radio change studios, 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:07.640 do you have any idea what's going to happen to 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:10.200 the old one? Do you think it'll be turned into 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:14.600 a podcast studio, a hobo encampment, or maybe they'll just 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.960 burn it down. What do you think? Oh, it's a 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.440 great question. Right now, there's nothing in there. It's just 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.320 the same. They haven't done anything to it. At least 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:25.360 what I saw the other day, it's the same. I 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:27.280 think what they should do is make it a Denny's again, 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:28.720 because it was originally a Denny's. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:32.560 Yeah, I ill d you need a switch it up 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.840 and making an ie hop this time either. 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:37.560 Way, but your egg's over Miami. You need some pancakes. 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:39.640 You go into the old studio boom. 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:44.960 We could be the first ever sports radio network to 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:48.040 serve up hotcakes and hot cakes. 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.640 Oh there you go. That sounds like a slogan on 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:54.480 a billboard. Sign me up for that, right, Yeah. I 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:55.880 don't know what are they gonna do? Is he just 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:58.280 gonna lay dormant? I don't know what they're going to 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.520 do because a lot of those shows are moving across 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:04.480 the burbank, a lot of the supposedly, I don't know 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:05.760 that'll happen. 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:08.040 I don't know our vending machines over there though. So 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:11.520 when I walked past it last Friday, there were a 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:13.600 couple of sleeping bags in the main studio. 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:17.119 Yeah, and that was the one request that Eddie Garcia had. 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:21.960 Eddie was complaining because his studio door the update studio 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.280 is right near the front of the building and you'd 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:25.359 have to walk all the way to the back. So 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.919 Eddie wanted the vending machine move. That was on his list. 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:30.040 I like that, good job, Eddie. 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.880 My lips have been on it. What are the chances 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:33.560 that that happens? 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:35.960 What are the chances zero percent of that? 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:39.480 I don't think. I tell you what, I don't think 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:41.920 it's that out of bounds. I'll tell you why. If 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:45.800 you own the vending machine, wouldn't you want the vending 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:48.600 machine pushed to the front. Now, the company might not 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:50.040 want it in the front of the building because it 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:50.960 kind of looks bad. 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:54.760 That's why I think there's zero percent chance, because this 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:58.800 is going to be sightline when the executives walk in 0:03:58.840 --> 0:03:59.760 through the front doors. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.000 Yeah, because where the vending machine is now, Mike, it's 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.440 so far in the back. No executives make it that 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:08.760 far in the back. It's near the old Nicky six studio, 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:11.200 and that used to be there. Used to be a 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.920 country show that came out of there from nat and 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:17.080 moved to Nashville. So I'm not sure what they're gonna 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:19.080 do with the podcast studio to answer that question, or 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.880 what they're gonna do with the old studio. Are they 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:23.680 going to repurpose it? I don't know. I have no idea. 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.039 Depends how much money it costs, right, Isn't that usually 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.480 the determining factor on all these things usually? 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:32.200 You know, though, if they start pulling down those signs, 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:33.360 we got to get in on that. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.159 Damn right. I'm I definitely want one of those signs. 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:41.000 Orlando from Hampton Roads Virginia. Right, Sandy says, is there 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:44.240 anything you or Danny g wish you could add to. 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:44.880 The new studio? 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:52.919 Oh, you got a half hour, we'd like to sauce 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:56.120 it up a little bit. Yeah. I mean there's a 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:59.200 lot of little things that if you were designed your 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:02.240 own studio, you would you would keep those things in 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:05.560 mind and you would want them. And that's not designed 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:09.080 for us. It's designed for somebody else. I don't know. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:13.240 It's brand spanking new kind of It's as we said, 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:14.760 is a lot of big names have been in there 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:15.440 over the years. 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:18.760 Yeah. Yeah, I mean I guess they did the best 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:21.920 with the space that was available to them, because it 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:26.039 wasn't like they just completely started from scratch. Yeah. 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:28.000 I will tell you the one thing that I love, 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:32.880 probably more than anything about the studio is the ability 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:35.920 to make it like an ice box. And I'm not 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:38.799 sure how this is going to go because the old 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:41.599 studio we used to have air conditioning, and then somebody 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:45.840 knocked some a hole, knocked the air conditioning thing off 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:49.280 the wall. So when they put it back in, they 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:53.280 put a generic one which you couldn't change the temperature 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:57.679 in the room. And I like to be an eskimo, 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:01.159 is that offensive? I like to I don't know. I 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:03.120 love it cold. So I went in the other It's 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:04.599 a true story, hand to gud. So I go in 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.799 there the other night, my opening Salam in the new studio. 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:10.080 You've got the cameras. All the lights are on because 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:13.159 we're doing like an Internet TV thing, you know, the 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:16.400 Internet guys are doing their thing. Jason and Harmon are 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:19.240 getting off the air. I go in there and I 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:23.160 just sit down and I start talking and I'm sweating. Date, 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:27.400 I have like flop sweat. It was like eighty degrees 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:30.039 in there, and then I realized, wait a minute, I 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:32.039 can turn the temperature down. So I turned it down 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:37.000 about fifty two degrees and I loved it. Was great. 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.599 It was the most comfortable I have been doing a 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:46.040 radio show at Fox in years, probably ten years. I'm 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:50.560 not exaggerating. It was so cold. It was great, wonderful. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:54.279 Dang, I need my own room. I don't like sharing. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:58.640 I don't like the board operator telling me it's too cold. 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:02.640 It's too cold, see turn more lights on. I don't 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:05.920 like those stupid French fry lamps above us, the track lighting. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.839 I don't like that. I don't like how hot it 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:11.240 is in the studio, and most of the guys, for 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:14.679 whatever reason, most of the tech producers like the studio 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:15.440 to be warm. 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:20.280 A bunch of weirdos already warm. You have so much equipment, 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:24.720 electronic equipment that it's much warmer in that room. Yeah, 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:27.120 and what are these people? Zombies? What was wrong with 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:27.600 these people? 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.760 You know? I give Roberto a lot of props for 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:32.200 the fact that he likes the same temperature I do. 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:36.560 The great mass of ratis there? You go? All right, 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:40.600 let's see here al from blah blah blah rights and 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:44.440 he says, there is is there a pool at FSR 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:47.120 on who will be the first on air personality to 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:50.280 either spill or break something in the shiny new studio. 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.160 I'm guessing by the time that you read this, it 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:57.520 already happened. And know, the phones not working does not count. 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:01.160 According to alf now Burying nash Feel had a similar question. 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:04.000 He says, yoyo, Ma, Benny, how long do you give 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:08.240 it before the heathens at FSR totally trash the new studio? 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:15.280 So I believe by the time I get back tonight, oh, because. 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:16.840 It's gonna be the weekend slobs. 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:22.280 Yes, yeah, they actually hire Neanderthals to work on the weekends. 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:24.200 A lot of people don't know this, but they're like 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:30.440 cavemen that come in there and they're Steve Hartman undomesticated animals. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:34.680 Oh yes, And these people can't go more than a 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:39.000 segment without eating. And they're like there's whole chickens. There's 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.920 like the carcass of a chicken in the trash can, 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.560 and then there's like they like a lot of smelly 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:49.160 foods fish, like a half eaten salmon, and then there's 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:52.760 some other you know, I have weird fish over there, 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:57.160 and it's it's a big freaking nightmare. So yeah, and 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:00.040 they don't pick up the trash on the weekends. So 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:03.080 even though there have been multiple memos, internal memos at 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.280 the company saying do not eat in the studios, treat 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:09.319 this like a new car. Yeah, guarantee you somebody say, well, 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:11.480 when I buy a new car, I go to Taco 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:14.800 Bell and I get seventeen burritos and five tacos and 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:16.400 I eat them in the car and I put nacho 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:17.440 cheese on everything. 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:22.280 So anyway, you can see what their bedroom looks like 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:22.920 at their house. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:27.839 Oh, oh, their bathroom for that oh nasty. Patricia living 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:32.480 in Vegas right, since she's from the Great Northeast. She says, hello, 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.439 Ben and Danny, Gee, what is up with your microphone? 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:36.640 Ben? 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:41.199 Everyone is loud enough on your show, but your microphone 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:44.440 hasn't been loud in a long time except when you're yelling. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:45.920 Yeah. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:47.559 I thought the mic was fine. I thought my mic 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:53.160 was fine. I prefer just a preference. I like the 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:56.840 other microphone I know I use, actually the studio we 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.199 use for the podcast. This mic is the same one 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:02.319 we have, yea, but I like the other. I like 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:05.280 the other microphone. I prefer that one better that we 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:06.040 used to use. 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:09.160 The other one was silver mic. You're on a black mic. 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:11.920 Yeah, well, once you go black, you know, it's a 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:20.360 big thing. It's a big microphone thing. So yeah, yeah, 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:23.800 So I can't answer that, Patricia. I thought it sounded okay. 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:27.000 It was odd. I was hearing some weird noise in 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.000 the background. I don't sure what that was. I thought 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.000 it sounded like a TV show or something, which seemed 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:34.439 like a problem. But that's on the list, and they'll 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:37.680 suck it up and they'll fix it and all that stuff. 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:42.600 Fred from Spring, Texas writes and he says, Hi, guys, 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:45.680 great show. It makes my wig and think about that. 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.440 We make Fred in Spring Texas this weekend. Danny just 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:52.640 by providing the podcast. That's enough. Yes, he's a simple man. 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.640 He's a simple man. He says, what are your some 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:59.160 of your favorite He says, TV. But we've answered this 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:04.440 more but radio shows from present and past. So we're 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:08.720 connoisseurs of radio. I've often mentioned some of the big 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.280 influence of mine when I was coming up in radio 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.559 from the past, the Jim Healy Show. If you want 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:17.199 to know what that sounds like on YouTube, type in 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:20.080 Jim Healey Radio Show. There's some old clips on YouTube. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:22.440 You can hear some of the nonsense that inspired me 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:26.400 to get into radio. And I loved Art Bell. Coast 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.880 to Coast was a big thing my mom and I 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:31.880 remember driving in the car with my mom and it 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:37.160 would be the Paul Harvey Good Day and it would 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.600 be you know, the news and in a minute you're 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:41.880 about to hear the rest of the story. So that 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:43.920 was always a big thing to hear him. And then 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:49.680 early Howard Stern before he went woke and all that. 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:51.760 I loved the old Stern show. That was a big 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.280 influence on me too. So those are a few of 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:58.000 the shows that stand out any old radio or current radio. Well, 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:02.200 obviously you like Covino and Rich, but anything else that 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:02.959 stands out. 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:05.680 Yeah, when I was a little kid, I remember my 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:09.040 mom driving us around in the car and these two 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.200 guys used to come on the air, Dave and Ben 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:16.360 and No No No, And my mom was like, oh, 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:19.320 these guys are good. They're on David. Guys, it's Dave 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:23.000 and Ben. And we'd all gather around the car radio speakers. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:26.480 Noses growing Pinocchio, you know, you know what I mean. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:28.680 One of the shows when I was a kid, I 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:32.120 used to call and anybody who's an old timer in 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.120 Vegas will know this name. There's a guy named Lee 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:37.880 Pete and on Sunday night. This is how long ago 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.760 this was a little kid. I'd scan the dial. I 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.160 got a station. I was living in southern California. I 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.520 got in Orange County. I got a station out of Vegas. 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:49.920 It was Kaydon. It was the Stardust Line Sunday night 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:54.560 from ten o'clock till midnight, and they had the lines. 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.199 They gave them the lines, and this is before the internet, 0:12:57.760 --> 0:12:59.960 so they would announce the lines on this they called 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:04.000 the Stardust line for like the following football games the 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:05.040 following week. 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:06.920 And it was like, that's crazy. 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:10.560 It's so archaic to think about now because everything's immediately 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:12.400 updated and it's just the way of the world now. 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.280 But back then, it was like it was a big deal. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:17.520 And I would I would call it as a kid 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:20.840 to a gambling show on a Sunday night, and occasionally 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:24.080 they would it would put me on, and so I 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:28.120 do I do have fun memories of that, and and uh, 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:30.000 and then there's some other shows. I told the story before. 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:31.679 There was one other show out of Vegas I called 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:34.960 into and I was terrible as a caller, and they 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:37.600 kept putting me on, and I like, I don't understand, 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:39.880 Like why did they keep putting me on? 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:40.480 And then. 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:44.400 Finally one of the hosts kind of pointed out to 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.680 me that they had no other callers, that I was 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:47.800 the only call. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.800 You know, one honorable mention. He's been on our podcast, 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:57.120 the first guy I remember being syndicated southern California all 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.360 the way up to northern California. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.360 Scottie Farrell, Oh Farrell on the bench. 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:05.920 Yeah, I do you remember being a little kid listening 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:10.480 to him popping open alcoholic beverages that the listeners would 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:13.080 ask him to pour for them. Yeah. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.280 I listened to Scott too, and I became friends with 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.599 him over the years working in the business. And I 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:19.640 remember the first time I ever saw Scott do his 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.120 show live. We were at the National Sports Grill in 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:25.000 Waynea Park, which no longer exists near Not's Berry Farm, 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:28.920 and Scott was doing the show. He had the microphone 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:30.400 in one hand and a beer in the other, and 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:32.560 he was drinking. I thought he was I thought it 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:34.600 was an act. I thought, Oh, he's not really drinking, 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:35.480 he's just saying that. 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.960 No, he was drinking, and he graduated to some other 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:39.800 party favors. 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:43.040 Yes, and maybe even when he was on this podcast 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:46.040 he might have been partaking. I don't know. I have 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:49.680 no idea. Next up is Hillbilly Mike. He says, Hey, Ben, 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:52.960 recently I sent you a link and a photo of 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:56.360 a Malard Militia's shirt, only to find out, you know, 0:14:56.480 --> 0:15:01.880 it was not yours. To inform me the shirt had 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:06.000 Mallard Militia, Ben Maller show in the air everywhere on 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:08.680 all that stuff, I said, these guys might as well 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:11.760 be eating out of your refrigerator when you're not at home. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.840 I'm assuming you have copy You have not copyrighted any 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:16.800 of your phrases or name or anything like that, but 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:20.840 if you had, would you go after them? And does 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:25.440 it burn your biscuits that someone is making money off 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:29.320 of what you've built because it burns mine? There you go, 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.200 I think you should kick them in the nuts. Hillbilly Mike. 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.960 So I did see the shirt. It is not anything 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:38.360 that I signed off on. It's not even really a 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:41.120 good looking shirt, so I think it's old. There have 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.440 been a few things we've done over the years, but 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:46.760 I don't think they sold any of those things, to 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:47.360 be honest. 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:47.720 With I don't know. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.840 Maybe they did. I have no idea, But like I said, 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:54.680 Hillbilly Mike, we are planning on since the Minnesota shirt 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.240 went well, if you didn't hear that on the one 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:00.720 of the previous podcasts, we're planning on rolling out other stuff. 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:03.560 But it's the way this T shirt stuff works the 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:07.640 people were talking to. It's kinda because you can't just 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:09.440 leave it open because if costs, you've got to have 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:11.320 a certain end date. You got to order by a 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:14.280 certain date or else The cost gets out of hand. 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:17.440 So that's kind of it's going to be pre order. 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.120 If we do anything else, and if people want it, 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:22.160 they can order it, we'll put a cutoff date on 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:27.760 that and that'll be that'll be all. Also, people were like, 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:30.680 what about a Danny G shirt, Danny any T shirts, 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:34.359 Danny G Radio merchandise, Danny any of that available? 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:37.800 No, you got to do that, man, Yeah, that would 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:42.120 be cool. Maybe after my son is born, I'll take 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:44.920 a picture of him like Biggie did when he was 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:47.760 a little baby. I'll turn my son into the next 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:49.800 star wrapper put him on his shirt. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.680 Boom, there you go, and Last Name Radio it'll. 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:55.760 Be a bigger Yeah, Bigie radio. 0:16:56.520 --> 0:17:01.000 I love Biggie Biggie Radio for sure. Mixed up. Let's 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:04.600 see here. We've got Dave and Rosco the Parrot from 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:07.879 winter Park, Florida says, go raise Ben, what's your favorite beer? 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:12.000 And Emmett in Olympia, Washington says, what is your guys 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:13.760 go to drink besides water? 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:15.920 Yeah? 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:19.600 So I'm not a big beer drinker. Dave and Roscoe 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:22.800 the Parrot, I do like that root beer beer, which 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:24.680 a lot of people don't like, but that's got high 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:28.000 alcohol content and it tastes like root beer and you don't. 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:31.600 It doesn't taste like alcohol and it's wonderful. So I 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:35.359 love that. And then Emmett, who's not old enough to 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:38.080 drink yet, I don't believe, he says, what do you 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:42.000 drink other than water? So my guilty pleasure is I 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:45.040 like lemonade. I don't drink soda, but I'll have some 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:49.600 lemonade from time to time. Or cranberry juice I got 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:54.760 mixed together banana, Oh not banana, pineapple juice and cranberry juice. Well, 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:58.720 no kind of soft cocktail type thing. What about you, Danny. 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:02.960 Man, I drink nothing but regular coke. No, I'm kidding. 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:05.640 And this is my last chair on the podcast because 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:10.119 I'll be dead. Besides water, let's see, you know, I 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:14.639 drink vitamin water, the zero zero vitamin water, Triple X, 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:19.920 the purple one. That's good. Also, we have those packets 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:23.400 of sugar free flavors that you mix and I guess 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:26.080 they got some vitamins that them too, you mix into water. 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:30.720 Crystal light are those electrolytes? Because Tom Brady was a 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:34.919 big olayeah that was remember hit that was his michigasp yes, 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:37.080 he said he would drink I think it was like 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:41.479 eighty No, it's twenty five glasses of water. You have 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:42.760 to add electrolytes. 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:47.480 Yeah. Yeah, speaking of that, I guess the zero gatorade 0:18:47.960 --> 0:18:51.639 that's a regular at the house. And as far as alcohol, 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:57.000 I would go dark beer then Japanese beer like sapporo. 0:18:57.720 --> 0:18:59.680 That's really good because you can add the hot sake 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:01.679 to it make a soake bomb. 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:05.760 Nice air force, Andrew writes, And he says, man, who 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:08.000 is the member of the Malin militia that got thrown 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:12.920 out at the Malor event in Bakersfield. Come on, you're 0:19:13.000 --> 0:19:18.679 just Andrew better than that. You're just surfing searching for 0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:20.920 a compliment, is what you're doing. Bad job by you. 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:26.200 Shame on you. What's wrong with you? It's embarrassing. 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:28.960 Be better. Remember how he changed his clothes in the 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:30.920 parking lot to throw off. 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:34.240 Yes, yeah, that was so funny. He had a Yankee 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:38.360 like a Derek Jeter pinstripe yankee shirt and hat and 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:41.320 he got kicked out in like the second inning of 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:45.320 the game. And he gets kicked out and then we 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:49.399 hear this commotion and security is like freaking out because 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:52.160 he got back in. I say security. It's like one 0:19:52.200 --> 0:19:54.359 guy who was eating a donut was the security at 0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:54.800 this place. 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:57.720 He got back in because he took the jersey off. 0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:01.439 Right, Yeah, and he turned the hat inside out or something. 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:08.040 Oh yeah, they'll never get They'll never catch me. Are 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:13.359 you kidding me? They will never ever find this out. 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:21.360 Next up on the mailbag, Jay Rod from Canzah City says, Hey, 0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:25.080 Big Ben and Danny, I wonder if Jay Rods had 0:20:25.080 --> 0:20:30.240 the Ben Mallard chicken fingers at the Landing in Liberty, Missouri, 0:20:30.280 --> 0:20:33.240 which is not far away from the Chief Stadium in 0:20:33.240 --> 0:20:34.840 the Royal Stadium. I'm not sure if he's had that 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:35.080 or not. 0:20:35.840 --> 0:20:37.440 Not sure has he ever been food poisoned. 0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:43.800 That is not helpful. That is a bad job by you, Danny, 0:20:44.520 --> 0:20:46.440 And I want you to know my friend Bob Fesco, 0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:48.720 who hosts the morning show on six ten Sports, is 0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:50.360 one of my radio buddies. I go on the show 0:20:50.359 --> 0:20:54.840 every week. He had they're a sponsor of that local 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:57.480 show in Kansas City, and he went out. They had 0:20:57.480 --> 0:20:59.159 a bunch of the guys from the station. They went 0:20:59.200 --> 0:21:02.679 to the landing and he was sending me food porn 0:21:02.840 --> 0:21:09.240 pictures of the Ben Mallard. Chicken fingers are amazing, and 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:13.760 they're not really chicken fingers, see that's false advertised. Look 0:21:13.880 --> 0:21:18.600 like they're the size of like a bus. They're like 0:21:19.000 --> 0:21:21.840 each chicken figures the size of a Greyhound. 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:23.800 Bus, like a huge chicken tender. 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:26.200