Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio, Cutie. But I'm just gonna tell everyone
Speaker 1: right now. Aaron is going to intermittently throughout this episode
Speaker 1: get frustrated with her WiFi and I get it, and
Speaker 1: I get it. Is it working or no? There's this
Speaker 1: thing on it is it is? And let's just let
Speaker 1: it ride, sister, because I feel your pain. There's nothing
Speaker 1: more frustrating than paying for a service and not having
Speaker 1: it work. It's ridiculous. Just do your damn job, you know,
Speaker 1: do your job. I would tell you to calm down,
Speaker 1: but I won't when it comes to this the other day,
Speaker 1: the WiFi is an issue. Welcome to Calm Down Podcast.
Speaker 1: We are in full offseason mode. Did break? Oh it did?
Speaker 1: That was a whole production. The cheese back, he goes,
Speaker 1: Stop putting heavy things on the top of like, I
Speaker 1: don't even put anything in here. I don't even live here.
Speaker 1: Who loads this? Who loads this thing? I'll tell you
Speaker 1: who gets you dressed? You little cutie. She's in her
Speaker 1: mountain gear. Everyone, this one just got off the slopes.
Speaker 1: What's going on right now? Tell me everything. The Olympics
Speaker 1: are over and I want to know how you performed
Speaker 1: on the alpine skiing because we can use a gold
Speaker 1: medal around here. God, you just made me laugh. So
Speaker 1: I'm a terrible skier and I will attempt it. I
Speaker 1: figure we're out here, we're in the mountains. I'm in
Speaker 1: this great house that has zero WiFi, and how about
Speaker 1: my back drop? Whatever? You get it? But yeah, I
Speaker 1: just figured, you know what, I'll go out there. I'll
Speaker 1: give it a whirl. I have a great little instructor
Speaker 1: that goes with me. His name is Derek. He is
Speaker 1: so helpful and nice, but I'm just not good. So
Speaker 1: today we got a ton of snow last night, but
Speaker 1: it is harder to snow when you have the old
Speaker 1: pal pow or powder. Even me. Yeah, so I I
Speaker 1: was trying and I was telling him my quads were hurting,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't understand, and he goes,
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what helps me? If you
Speaker 1: sing rap? If you sing like what is it West
Speaker 1: Coast wrap? And I was like, perfect, yeah, da da,
Speaker 1: And this is what I was trying to, Okay, trying
Speaker 1: to do. And as it was going down this one
Speaker 1: hill that we have, it's called quarterback sneak love it.
Speaker 1: It's got this one drop that it's kind of hard
Speaker 1: and there's all this powder, and I was like, California
Speaker 1: ship and they're like we're hearing screaming, Like I'm trying
Speaker 1: to what going on? You dr like it was trying
Speaker 1: so hard, and I'm like, I think it worked, Derek,
Speaker 1: I think it worked in it, but it's just not
Speaker 1: the beat, because he's like, keep the beat, you know,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, screaming is a California love that's actually
Speaker 1: really funny, asked Derek. If I'm a lot next time
Speaker 1: I come, if I'm allowed to sing East Coast wrap,
Speaker 1: because if I got to choose the coast, I got
Speaker 1: to choose the East. I live out there, so don't
Speaker 1: go there. Speaking of East Coast, I'm coming to you
Speaker 1: from a hotel room in Times Square, which Aaron and
Speaker 1: I talked normally like seven hundred times a week, but
Speaker 1: right now we're both like in the off season. I
Speaker 1: think sometimes we get out of our normal like talk everyday,
Speaker 1: daily routine, and so we just caught up before we
Speaker 1: got on here. I think, just like, where's Waldo? I
Speaker 1: knew you were in Montana. I'm in New York. I
Speaker 1: leave in about five seconds to head off somewhere else
Speaker 1: to do a house installed. But we were talking about
Speaker 1: times square. Time square is really a thing. And I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I am so excited to be back
Speaker 1: in New York. It is a gorgeous day here. I
Speaker 1: went down to the Statue of Liberty today, I went
Speaker 1: to Rockefeller Center. I know, I was with my sister.
Speaker 1: It's gorgeous. It's cold, but it's so nice, and it
Speaker 1: makes me want to move back to New York because
Speaker 1: I was only here. You've lived in New York before,
Speaker 1: and I was here for a really short amount of
Speaker 1: time and it was during COVID and just didn't have
Speaker 1: the full experience. But we went to Harry Potter last night, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I don't know, Dick all about Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: I sat there and I was like, what's happening? And
Speaker 1: there's sword, there's wizards and all kinds of things, even
Speaker 1: not knowing anything about Harry Potter. Did you like it?
Speaker 1: Loved it? Do you want to watch the movies together
Speaker 1: when you get back. We should watch the movies together.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're going to do that, but
Speaker 1: we'll watch something else. Do you have a desire to
Speaker 1: get caught up on Harry Potter. But my friend Jackie,
Speaker 1: our friend Jackie Fox beat Jackie we she is very
Speaker 1: obsessed with it. She's also obsessed with Marvel. She sent
Speaker 1: me something on Tom Holland the other day and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't really know who that is. And
Speaker 1: she's like, watch a mix in a Marvel movie once
Speaker 1: in a while, and I was like, damn, I need to.
Speaker 1: So I loosely dated someone. By loosely dated, I went
Speaker 1: on two dates and he was in a Marvel movie
Speaker 1: and he was like, isn't this incredible? I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I could care less. He was like
Speaker 1: this is epic, and like is it? I have no
Speaker 1: idea about anything Marvel. I just know if you put
Speaker 1: Spider Man in front of me, I know who that is.
Speaker 1: Outside of that, I have no idea. And Tom Holland
Speaker 1: is he dating Zendaia? Do I work for extra? I
Speaker 1: don't know? But her fashion sense is unbelievable phenomenal. Can
Speaker 1: we get back to loosely dating? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Loose leaf notebook paper? What does that mean? Loosely dating?
Speaker 1: In my world? Me not having sex? Having sex? He
Speaker 1: didn't have didn't have sex with this person in fact,
Speaker 1: just to make out, did you want to course? Okay,
Speaker 1: so Chris, uh no, he's happily married. But this person
Speaker 1: was very single, which is the only person that we
Speaker 1: should be dating. And yeah, he was very attractive. I
Speaker 1: actually started dating him on a bet because I was
Speaker 1: dating a wrong the wrong guy at the time that
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, like darre'd be. Did you know the whole
Speaker 1: story anyways, there's a whole thing. Yeah. So, but I
Speaker 1: would have loved to live happily ever after with him.
Speaker 1: But you know, anyways, here we are not okay, Um,
Speaker 1: everyone's happy. Everyone ends up right where they belong. Did
Speaker 1: you ask him what kind of powers he had in
Speaker 1: his movie? Is Ariel on Broadway? Um? No, I didn't
Speaker 1: get that far, but um, what a time. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: I don't have any idea. Who's even what's the difference
Speaker 1: between Marvel and then there's like the other unit. I
Speaker 1: don't either, Ryan Chiman, if you do know anybody in Chiman,
Speaker 1: because I know DC Universe, what d R D C United,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's all I know. Okay, so it's the
Speaker 1: off season for us speaking on Batman, are we won't
Speaker 1: go there? We won't go there, but we'll say something. Okay,
Speaker 1: you say something because I'm not too much like I
Speaker 1: always do. We were we were having a conversation today
Speaker 1: about how quickly Ben Affleck friend of the show, Matt Damon,
Speaker 1: of course, um, how quickly, like Ben Affleck looks great,
Speaker 1: he looks great. Fucking he great great. And you know what,
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, Megan Mitchell shout out to her. She is
Speaker 1: really into Howard Stern and I guess Howard Stern had
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck on and she's like, promise you it's two
Speaker 1: hours long, or maybe it's an hour. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's pretty long. And she's like, listen to this when
Speaker 1: you have some time. It was great. He has a vibe.
Speaker 1: He has a vibe. You you tell me, well, you
Speaker 1: don't have to get specific. I saw him a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: He looks great, he's back. He's like Pearl Harbor. Ben
Speaker 1: Affleck ormaged in the world is not ending, it's just starting. Apparently,
Speaker 1: when you start dating Jennifer Lopez, you instantly does she
Speaker 1: give you an elick? Sir? Does she? Does she give
Speaker 1: you her skincare line? Because this went from Ben, I've
Speaker 1: always thought Ben so exact cider, vitamin something. I mean,
Speaker 1: am I drinking the vinegar and my goji? Whatever? The
Speaker 1: dummy is he overnight? When he they got back together,
Speaker 1: I was like, but he's looking before they got together, right,
Speaker 1: not this good? Like I need to lose the same
Speaker 1: bloat in my face that he had, and he got
Speaker 1: rid of it in two seconds, got himself a tan
Speaker 1: or something, and he is crushing life. You know what
Speaker 1: I appreciate about him. I appreciate he likes sports because
Speaker 1: I feel like there's so many actors out there that don't.
Speaker 1: I would have nothing in common with them. And that's
Speaker 1: what was so great about talking to Matt Damon when
Speaker 1: we got to speak to him when my wife I
Speaker 1: was better in Montana. But yeah, I feel like you
Speaker 1: can just be like anyway, So are the Patriots going
Speaker 1: to get it together? What are your thoughts on Mac Jones? Like?
Speaker 1: Are you excited? Josh Allen? I could have a time.
Speaker 1: And that is the only thing I ever talked with
Speaker 1: him about on the Red carpet because you think that
Speaker 1: I actually see yeah, because every time I had to
Speaker 1: interview him, I actually watched the movie. Is like I
Speaker 1: probably couldn't get the movie to download I didn't make it.
Speaker 1: I mean I wasn't actually doing anything I was supposed
Speaker 1: to do. Was shocking. I still have a job. There
Speaker 1: is great phenomenal And by the way, he doesn't want
Speaker 1: to talk about like who he's dating or you know
Speaker 1: what the main inspiration for the character was. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's there to plug his movie, of course, but he
Speaker 1: wants to talk about like the freaking Red Sox score
Speaker 1: or any anything having to do with sports. So yeah,
Speaker 1: he was always a time. I remember there was another
Speaker 1: actor I'll just say ship, Bradley Cooper. I was excited
Speaker 1: to talk to him about Philly sports because I thought
Speaker 1: he was into that silver Lining playbook. And then I
Speaker 1: asked him a question about something that was actually relevant
Speaker 1: in the moment. Now I don't remember about the yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you're not into that? Where's Ben?
Speaker 1: So I could talk to Ben all day every day
Speaker 1: and ask him what he's currently using for his skin
Speaker 1: care ra he looks Strominal. Okay, so Ben is back
Speaker 1: in business and who's not back in business? And you
Speaker 1: brought up blow me? Can we talk about this? We
Speaker 1: touched on it during our ten minute episode that I
Speaker 1: had horrible, you know, a delay and everything with my WiFi.
Speaker 1: So you had your medical issues, which we weren't laughing about,
Speaker 1: but we I was. I saw our friend um also Bradley,
Speaker 1: Bradley Zager, and he was talking about how he went
Speaker 1: to dinner at the same place we ate at before
Speaker 1: you went down. Um, you weren't a game time decision.
Speaker 1: You weren't. You were definitely are Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: was TPD if I was ever going to have a
Speaker 1: job again or friends, stop it. No, but anyways, um,
Speaker 1: so you just mentioned a lot about taking care of yourself.
Speaker 1: So now it's the off season. I'm good. Like usually
Speaker 1: I go down with a pretty good respiratory infection. As
Speaker 1: soon as the off season ends. You can like set
Speaker 1: your watch to it. I usually get a massive like
Speaker 1: I lose my voice, I get you know whatever. That's great.
Speaker 1: The weirdest thing has happened to me, probably like two
Speaker 1: days ago. I started again. If you are a doctor
Speaker 1: or a specialist, please the calm down. I started half insurance. Okay,
Speaker 1: I do, but I love a doctor. We all know that. Ppo. Um,
Speaker 1: I met this dermatologist today. By the way, she's great. Anyway,
Speaker 1: did she's had botox FedEx to where we are out here,
Speaker 1: and she said she was doing her friend. I was like,
Speaker 1: now you are someone I want to hang out with.
Speaker 1: Back in my armpits, I'm getting this burning sensation. It's
Speaker 1: in my rib cage area and it's kind of radiating up.
Speaker 1: Jared always has heartburn, so I was like, is this heartburn?
Speaker 1: Is it not? I don't know what it is. Described
Speaker 1: the feeling a little bit more for the medical professionals
Speaker 1: that are listening so they can accurately diagnose the situation.
Speaker 1: Unlike you. I'm ending it pushing in to where my
Speaker 1: ribs are in the middle of my ribs because I
Speaker 1: will get a burning, hot pain and it comes up
Speaker 1: right above like where my sports bra sits. And it
Speaker 1: is not NonStop. It happens every so like if I
Speaker 1: move a certain way. When I went to go take
Speaker 1: my ski boots off, it was just like happening and
Speaker 1: it was all the way in my stomach to my
Speaker 1: ribs to my chest. I was explaining it to my
Speaker 1: husband and you know, two nights ago, because he's like,
Speaker 1: you're not drinking, you guys, you're not really drinking a lot,
Speaker 1: are you, Okay? And I was like, I don't really
Speaker 1: feel good. I was like, I've got this burning pain,
Speaker 1: I feel off. I don't know what it is. So
Speaker 1: this is the point of the conversation. We are always
Speaker 1: looking for the next best thing, right new inventions. Can
Speaker 1: we please invent a web m D or something you
Speaker 1: can google that doesn't freak you out, like diagnose now
Speaker 1: with pancreatic cancer. I've been got diagnosed with a gastric
Speaker 1: intestinal disorder that I'm going to have to be on
Speaker 1: a tube with. I would love a web MD that
Speaker 1: doesn't go straight for you know, like the knockout punch.
Speaker 1: You're gonna die, you have two weeks to live. This
Speaker 1: is bad. There's no blood involved, there's there's just a
Speaker 1: burning sensation. I think we should do a website, make
Speaker 1: a ton of money off of it, and have doctors
Speaker 1: the Green Bay Packers doctors right in and just make
Speaker 1: people feel like it's not the worst case scenario. Thoughts
Speaker 1: and questions, Well, I have a lot of thoughts and
Speaker 1: some questions. My thoughts are they have to you know,
Speaker 1: like when you're watching a commercial and it's like valtrex,
Speaker 1: I still don't what does valtrex even do? I don't know.
Speaker 1: We're like ce Alice. I know what that does. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you are not allowed to go on web md
Speaker 1: because you're not You're not a hypochondria, No you're not,
Speaker 1: but you will go to a worst case scenario. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, laid off fine. Jared did say, do you
Speaker 1: want to go to the hospital, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go to the hospital if we were at
Speaker 1: home right now. I just don't know what this is.
Speaker 1: And the only concern I have is I don't really
Speaker 1: have pains or aches or I mean, let's be honest,
Speaker 1: the only problem I have in my life right now
Speaker 1: is my uterus. But that's you know, here north there,
Speaker 1: but it's true. But I mean, you no, it's just
Speaker 1: I don't normally have issues. So here's the thing. When
Speaker 1: I'm not drinking a glass of red wine at night,
Speaker 1: something's wrong. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe you should drink
Speaker 1: you know, look, I'm gonna become That's how I justify it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm very European. They drink wine every single
Speaker 1: day and it's fine. No one's judging them. No, but
Speaker 1: what do you think about going on to that without
Speaker 1: like a web MD never went on to web md. Ever,
Speaker 1: I'm the complete opposite of you. I could be in
Speaker 1: a doctor's office and they could tell me you have
Speaker 1: one week to live, and I'm like, yeah, probably wrong, Probably,
Speaker 1: that's probably not right. I don't believe where do you
Speaker 1: get your degree from? Yeah, exactly, as I look up
Speaker 1: and it's like to Ray, I'm like, no, I do
Speaker 1: not trust you. So I am the complete opposite of
Speaker 1: you when it comes to health stuff. I think a
Speaker 1: lot of that comes from my dad in the sense
Speaker 1: that he never went to the doctor. You know what,
Speaker 1: Dad has never had a vegetable, and I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: like a kid, he was fed a vegetable, but as
Speaker 1: an adult he has never had a vegetable. He like
Speaker 1: drink diet coke, and I mean he he works out
Speaker 1: and stuff, but he's just not a great eater. He's
Speaker 1: like donuts. And the dude is completely healthy, has nothing
Speaker 1: wrong with him. So yeah, I'm just not a freak
Speaker 1: when it comes to health stuff, except when it keeps
Speaker 1: me from actually doing my job. But yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I just need you to cut everything in half. And
Speaker 1: I need with all the resources that you have with
Speaker 1: medical professionals, go to them, not the internet. The internet
Speaker 1: is never going to be good for that. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the Green Bay doctors, like you said, they're not
Speaker 1: available right now, so it's not really like I can
Speaker 1: be hey, Doc mackenzie, I mean house speaking, just doing
Speaker 1: a podcast. It's our house manager. Hi. Oh, you guys
Speaker 1: can keep doing this. It's fine. Lord knows we can
Speaker 1: keep talking. I don't care um anyways. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: I do think that would be a good idea to
Speaker 1: do though at some point, is to have a whole
Speaker 1: web MD for people that don't go to worst case scenario.
Speaker 1: I think we could make a ton of money to
Speaker 1: how we are you there? Okay, So here's the other thing.
Speaker 1: Aaron's constantly well checking web MD and the Internet. She'll
Speaker 1: she'll say things to me like, did you hear about this?
Speaker 1: Did you hear about this? I told her earlier today,
Speaker 1: I need to get off the CB two websites because
Speaker 1: all I'm getting is updates on Dobe covers. I need
Speaker 1: to start paying a little bit more attention to the world.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if that's going to be good
Speaker 1: for my psyche or it's going to be bad. But
Speaker 1: everything you tell me, I say, oh, I didn't know
Speaker 1: about that. I didn't know about that. That makes me
Speaker 1: feel very inept and ignorant. I should pay attention more
Speaker 1: to the world, but I just feel like I live
Speaker 1: in this little blissful world pillows and Um, I'm really
Speaker 1: into the hooded sweatshirt thing right now. Actually, I just
Speaker 1: picked up with some more. I go through spurts like
Speaker 1: I care what I look like. I don't care what
Speaker 1: I look like right now. I'm into the hooded sweatshirt situation.
Speaker 1: But um, where were we before we were wrapping up
Speaker 1: web d and making one that's a little easier on
Speaker 1: your nerves and anxiety for anyone that has a question.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't even look up chest pain slash
Speaker 1: like burning sensation in your ribs without them telling him
Speaker 1: you have cardiac issues. Like Jesus, that's not what this
Speaker 1: is about. But you did brink drink water. I am
Speaker 1: a ton of it. Um, there's an altitude thing. You
Speaker 1: are in a very high altitude situation. Drink that's what
Speaker 1: it is. I hope it is, but it's not. Try
Speaker 1: drinking an entire bottle of wine tonight and see if
Speaker 1: that helps. No, but I'll tell you what I haven't
Speaker 1: paying attention to even if not. The news updates that
Speaker 1: I should be paying attention to enacting like a forty
Speaker 1: year old woman. I have been paying attention to one thing,
Speaker 1: and one thing only, Michael Jordan's and his. This is
Speaker 1: how Colin talked about you know, friend of the podcast.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have him on even though he's got his
Speaker 1: own network. We get it. Colin Coward talked about it
Speaker 1: today on his show Ryan Producer, You get it, the
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan Effect. Michael Jordan's shows up to the All
Speaker 1: Star Game. We don't know if he's going to make
Speaker 1: it there for the seventy anniversary. Seventy anniversary, but it
Speaker 1: was a question if he was going to make it
Speaker 1: there because the Daytona five hundred was happening and he
Speaker 1: has got he has two drivers, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: Bubba Wallace almost winning like on a photo finish of Daytona.
Speaker 1: How often does that happen? I feel like photo finishes
Speaker 1: are only with racehorses. But anyways, shout out to him,
Speaker 1: top seventy five players and leave. So there was a
Speaker 1: question was he going to make it. Was he not
Speaker 1: going to make it? In true Michael Jordan's I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just pimp this thing show up at halftime walk. He
Speaker 1: looks is he on the ben Affleck diet? Great challenges
Speaker 1: magic to a game of one on one, going up
Speaker 1: behind Jerry West, hugging him like just I get so
Speaker 1: turned on with any new footage of Michael Jordan, because
Speaker 1: you know, when you're watching you know, new shows, they
Speaker 1: like cycle the same video over and over again. And
Speaker 1: I can now watch Michael Jordan's in that navy blue
Speaker 1: Ralph Lauren blazer over and over and over again. I
Speaker 1: love him so much. I can't get it. Great. He's
Speaker 1: so great. I think what's also fabulous about him is
Speaker 1: the fact it's not like he's instagramming or tweeting. You
Speaker 1: never know where the man's going to show up. He's
Speaker 1: like Santa Claus, Is he coming? Was I naughty? Was
Speaker 1: I nice? I really appreciate his effort. God, he's great.
Speaker 1: He's great. Did he just turn sixty? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but just had a birthday In a world where everything
Speaker 1: is where's the you know, the GEO tag of where
Speaker 1: this person is? This guy was the racetrack, jumps aboard
Speaker 1: that private jet and just flutters in there and really
Speaker 1: leaves an impression. I have a question, speaking about the
Speaker 1: All Star Game. I didn't watch it. I mean we
Speaker 1: turned on a little bit of it here and there,
Speaker 1: but it was in Cleveland. I was, you know, thumbing
Speaker 1: through photos of stars that were there on the on
Speaker 1: the on the court, uh court side, if you will.
Speaker 1: Do you think they pay those stars to come in
Speaker 1: for that. It's not like who's sitting there going I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to the All Star Game this weekend. They
Speaker 1: have to. The NBA probably brings in stars, right, I'm
Speaker 1: going to assume that it's similar to like Super Bowl stuf.
Speaker 1: They're not bringing endorsements, like you're doing endorsement stuff. You're
Speaker 1: going here, you're signing autographs, you're speaking at this Like
Speaker 1: I think it's like a money which always fascinates me.
Speaker 1: These guys that have so much money and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll go and sign that or do an appearance for
Speaker 1: X amount of dollars. I just I wonder what point.
Speaker 1: And we have friends that make good money, and then
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm like, do you really need to go do that?
Speaker 1: For a lot of times it's put into your contract.
Speaker 1: If you go to do like a bows ad or
Speaker 1: something like this, then they say, okay, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: do this Bow's commercial. Then we need to appearances from you,
Speaker 1: and one of them is going to be this super Bowl.
Speaker 1: That's why Dak cares about his sleep, right, I mean, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: that's like wipe up. Never met an ad? I'm absolutely totally.
Speaker 1: Ads are very different than those money grabs. But yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that all makes sense. All right, So some news and
Speaker 1: notes um along with Michael Jordan's I was discussing this
Speaker 1: with you and I was like, save it for the
Speaker 1: podcast we saw. Well I did that. Two people are
Speaker 1: writing some tell All books. One is Matthew Perry. I
Speaker 1: was telling you about it. I'm on a real friends
Speaker 1: kick right now. It's always something I can put on
Speaker 1: in the hotel room and just laugh and go to
Speaker 1: bed with it. It's funny for me because Jared hadn't
Speaker 1: seen a lot of them, so we just turned it
Speaker 1: on at night and he starts cracking up. Um. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Matthew Perry, who's your favorite character? You know what, Rachel
Speaker 1: reminds me a lot of you. There's so many times
Speaker 1: I'll say to Jarrett, is Rachel's that's Cissa, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like even the way she pronounced his words sounds
Speaker 1: like you, Um, I don't know. I love her, but
Speaker 1: you know who's funny to me and I didn't really
Speaker 1: care for until the reunion was Phoebe. Phoebe's hilarious, hilarious.
Speaker 1: But Matthew Perry has signed a deal. I read north
Speaker 1: of seven figures. I tell all, I find his life
Speaker 1: so interesting. You brought up a good point about his
Speaker 1: book when you told me this earlier, like he might
Speaker 1: or he is writing a tell I was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to know things about that. I
Speaker 1: wasn't a huge Friends watcher, but similar to you, and
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people. After the reunion, I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what it was those period? I
Speaker 1: can't remember if it was Thursday Night right, Wasn't it
Speaker 1: like Friends and sign Fellows? There was the whole Yeah,
Speaker 1: because then t g I Friday's yet not the restaurant
Speaker 1: that I'm looking at Times Square? But the um viewing
Speaker 1: are the shows with urkle What was the show with
Speaker 1: erle U? Family Steps? No? What was it? No ship
Speaker 1: by the way, a tangent really quick. We went to
Speaker 1: the Fanatics party at the Super Bowl and you know,
Speaker 1: like Robert Krafts there, Kevin hard's their family matters. Yes,
Speaker 1: family matters. Good Ryan, thank you. You know all these
Speaker 1: famous probably like these idiots. Ellis walking in shocks there.
Speaker 1: Jerry goes, hey, babe, there's Erkele exactly, because that's our
Speaker 1: generation that was appointment viewing. This was for the seven
Speaker 1: streaming services and you know, social media or whatever. I
Speaker 1: remember watching Thursday Night my parents. I never really got
Speaker 1: into sign felt, but like my parents loved that. They
Speaker 1: love friends. E Er was also a big one, and
Speaker 1: then t G I friend I was into that in
Speaker 1: full House was on there anyways. So I just don't
Speaker 1: want him to write to tell all that's gonna tell
Speaker 1: us things that are gonna make me not love everyone
Speaker 1: on that I know. But I I also have another
Speaker 1: friend's bit that we haven't talked about that will be
Speaker 1: good for this. I I hope he doesn't either. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: it seems like from the reunion they were super tight.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there's always ship that happens. That
Speaker 1: usually happens when people get famous and a lot of
Speaker 1: money right away, but I feel like they are genuinely
Speaker 1: great friends. I thought it was interesting he made the
Speaker 1: comment in the reunion and they said he was going
Speaker 1: to discuss it in the book that those cast members
Speaker 1: don't really check in on him. I don't know what
Speaker 1: they're gonna say, but this is really interesting and I
Speaker 1: don't know if you saw this, and I would discuss
Speaker 1: this with you on the phone and privately. Courtney Cox
Speaker 1: just came out recently and talked about all the work
Speaker 1: that she did on her face. And she's literally said
Speaker 1: there was a point where she was looking at herself
Speaker 1: and said, shit, I'm actually strange looking what did I
Speaker 1: do to myself? And she regrets like a lot of
Speaker 1: the fillers and things, and she's about to turn it,
Speaker 1: says she her next milestone is sixty. But she said,
Speaker 1: you know, she just was starting to freak out a
Speaker 1: little bit, and she was like, Okay, well what did
Speaker 1: she say here? I'm literally reading the article. Um, she
Speaker 1: just said her face. There was a time when you go, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm changing, I'm looking older. And I tried to chase
Speaker 1: that youthfulness for years and I didn't realize that, oh shit,
Speaker 1: I'm actually looking strange with injections and doing stuff to
Speaker 1: my face that I would never do. Now. I love
Speaker 1: that she was so freaking open about that and I mean,
Speaker 1: I've been open about this that I think I started
Speaker 1: doing too much a few years ago, and not because
Speaker 1: I even wanted to, but someone's like, oh, you can
Speaker 1: do this, you can do that, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: like I look back at pictures and my ship, that's
Speaker 1: not what I look like. I'm going the other way
Speaker 1: now where I'm like, I'm going to do anything, and
Speaker 1: I'd rather just go back with the good news about
Speaker 1: all this crap. And ladies, if you guys have never
Speaker 1: gotten botox, never gotten fillers, consult with not a medical
Speaker 1: professional on the internet, but like your girlfriends and go
Speaker 1: with girlfriends that are going to be conservative about it,
Speaker 1: because I definitely had moments where I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: like we went too far here again, not because I
Speaker 1: wanted to. I just was like, sure, I'll take than whatever.
Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to go back the other way and
Speaker 1: just let it be because I look at people like
Speaker 1: a Christie Brinkley, for example, who looks phenomenal and she's
Speaker 1: done clearly something but doesn't look different. And there's a
Speaker 1: certain country singer that I love and I will never
Speaker 1: say her name, but I'm like, oh, it doesn't look
Speaker 1: like that anymore. It makes me sad. Yeah, it makes
Speaker 1: me really sad, and I think about that. It doesn't
Speaker 1: rhyme with Smalley Martin. I'll tell you that she looks great. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. But yeah, so there's some of those people
Speaker 1: where you're like, I did too much, and I had
Speaker 1: that moment for sure. That's why it's the filler, right,
Speaker 1: because I know I've done filler too. I was trying
Speaker 1: to do it under my eyes and had a mishap
Speaker 1: and it actually struck a blood vessel. It's actually right
Speaker 1: before Stray and I were going to host this thing
Speaker 1: on ABC, and I had a black eye. It looked like, well,
Speaker 1: the two things it look like. You know, I either
Speaker 1: was hit or I was hit by a hockey puck
Speaker 1: and then we had to do a bunch of lasers
Speaker 1: to help it. But I now have an amazing intention
Speaker 1: in my face because of it, so I will not
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in fillers. I'm not. No. Well, I
Speaker 1: see I gain and lose weight really easily, and it
Speaker 1: goes into my like when I gain and lose weight,
Speaker 1: it goes right to my face. So for a while
Speaker 1: it looked like fillers. Now that's just like being fat
Speaker 1: or like bloated right now. But I think I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it was a combination of a lot of things,
Speaker 1: just doing too much. I didn't do lips. I never
Speaker 1: got into that whole scene, but it was just the
Speaker 1: I think, just I don't know again, saying yes to
Speaker 1: whatever was available at the time. So yeah, So that's
Speaker 1: my cautionary tale is to do a little, but don't
Speaker 1: do a lot because it's hard to go back. You
Speaker 1: know what people are doing now? Like where is this one?
Speaker 1: A lip injection? Where they do it their mouth is
Speaker 1: closed and the lip was like this of a little
Speaker 1: like do you know what I'm talking I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's so interesting. There's an I know what I'm talking
Speaker 1: about that has it and I was like, wait, was
Speaker 1: she born with it? Like that? Like what? I don't know.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. There's some people's lips and I
Speaker 1: can't do it because, again, since I've messed up other areas,
Speaker 1: I kind of like, let's leave the lips a lot.
Speaker 1: There's some people's lips that look really good and you
Speaker 1: can tell it's like just enough, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Remember Lisa Renna for those of you that don't. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know Lisa now from Real Housewives, she got so
Speaker 1: much ship for having the because she had real implants
Speaker 1: in her lips. And I was like, oh, she looks
Speaker 1: so stupid. And this was not like their implants. No,
Speaker 1: she got implants. And this was twenty years ago. And
Speaker 1: now lips are you know, like the new boob job
Speaker 1: that like everyone just gets them. But now everyone looks
Speaker 1: like that, and she was one of the first people.
Speaker 1: And so again I don't know, to each its own,
Speaker 1: whatever makes you feel good, but I just know for
Speaker 1: me that my first indication is always when my dad's like, yo,
Speaker 1: what are we doing. I'm like, yeah, you're right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm skilled back on that. There was this lady. I
Speaker 1: feel like this is the problem with lip injections. I
Speaker 1: was looking at her today. It's like you do a
Speaker 1: side profile and it's kind of like Howard the duck,
Speaker 1: not Howard the dog. It's like a and like you
Speaker 1: just see the top of the it's so odd. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't ever, and then I had to step back, right,
Speaker 1: you know, if that makes you feel better, fine, but um, yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's what's happening there. Okay, so you're on the
Speaker 1: slopes for a while. We're getting hit with a pretty
Speaker 1: good storm and it's supposed to be like minus five tomorrow,
Speaker 1: So I'm not interested in doing reports from lambeau Field here.
Speaker 1: I actually I'm gonna stick around, maybe watch a couple
Speaker 1: of shows, read the internet. Things I shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 1: I would like to know what's going on with our world,
Speaker 1: and I do feel really ignorant and about that. I
Speaker 1: We've had a couple of dinners out where we are
Speaker 1: right now, where I've asked people like, kind of what's
Speaker 1: going on with our economy, what's going on? I feel
Speaker 1: very ignorant to say I need to learn more about
Speaker 1: what's happening with this whole Russia Ukraine thing. So tomorrow
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take some time and educate myself and not
Speaker 1: worry about the godsip of the world. About who's writing
Speaker 1: what book? You know? Britney Spears apparently signed a fifteen
Speaker 1: million dollar deal to write a new tell All book.
Speaker 1: But I feel like we've heard it all. No, what
Speaker 1: what do you want to hear from Britt? Britt? I
Speaker 1: want to hear everything. Watch your instagrams. I feel like
Speaker 1: she's saying it. I know what I feel like, maybe
Speaker 1: with the help of a writer, we could have it
Speaker 1: be articulated. Even want to hear about video. I want
Speaker 1: to hear about everything. I want to hear about the
Speaker 1: Justin Days. I want to hear about the Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 1: I want to. I know that she's gotten into it
Speaker 1: a little bit before, but even when she went in
Speaker 1: on her sister and was saying that her sister dyed
Speaker 1: her hair or something to be like Christina Aguilera, and
Speaker 1: then it made feel made Brittany feel like she wasn't
Speaker 1: as important. I don't know. I find Brittany fascinating and
Speaker 1: I can't even begin to imagine what any of these
Speaker 1: I mean, even like the Justin Bieber's of the World
Speaker 1: or when it was Michael Jackson, like child Stars and
Speaker 1: all the ship that comes with that. I just I
Speaker 1: feel bad. I also understand that you know, and people like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're famous, and they reap all the rewards. I don't
Speaker 1: think i'd want to be famous if those are the rewards,
Speaker 1: and that's the fallout, like you don't have a relationship
Speaker 1: with your family, like I don't know. I just I uh,
Speaker 1: whatever she wants to say is fine with me because
Speaker 1: that's her journey. I just don't want Matthew Perry to
Speaker 1: rip the friend because then I don't feel like he will.
Speaker 1: It seems I don't know. I'm living in La la
Speaker 1: lan right now. I feel like they all seemed really
Speaker 1: great when they came on, so I don't think he will.
Speaker 1: How could you be mad at Jennifer Aniston. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying he is, but like, how could you be? Well,
Speaker 1: I could never be mad at her. And that's the
Speaker 1: nicest thing you've ever said to me. Oh so much. Wow,
Speaker 1: there was nothing better than the Jennifer Aniston. I understand.
Speaker 1: The haircut was a big I don't love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well everyone got it, including me. Where's Chris McMillan, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean the one where she had the long and
Speaker 1: then I think it was after Brad Pitt. I liked that.
Speaker 1: That's the one that I'm talking about that I loved
Speaker 1: because there's nothing more iconic than her wedding photo. And
Speaker 1: this was again like kind of pre social media. But
Speaker 1: there was that one shot when they walked out of
Speaker 1: the tent and she's looking at him in the long hair.
Speaker 1: She I think had jewels like in her hair A
Speaker 1: little bit. I do find it interesting when she was
Speaker 1: wearing that long weave, it wasn't really blended. Yes, not
Speaker 1: all of it? Are you sure? Yes? That wasn't all real?
Speaker 1: Com how do you know, squirrel? Please that wasn't yes, well, yes,
Speaker 1: I want to believe that she didn't know you can
Speaker 1: that was we've maybe, and we've aren't like judging her
Speaker 1: for having the week. We've looked at this well this,
Speaker 1: I mean, I've changed my length ten different times. I
Speaker 1: think this we've's coming out soon, but then again, you know,
Speaker 1: like me, squirrel, I'll change my mind again. So my
Speaker 1: your anniversary for having my we've out, I'm so proud
Speaker 1: of you are celebrating. But yeah, it's I have some
Speaker 1: bald spots. It's great. I mean they're definitely your Well no,
Speaker 1: that's false. But there are some areas where you've definitely
Speaker 1: damaged yourself by I mean, what sitting at the football
Speaker 1: game and you've noticed right before you have to do
Speaker 1: a postgame interview that one's hanging out, So you rip
Speaker 1: it out and there's like five follicles hanging on. Disgusting
Speaker 1: quickly because then we will wrap it up so everyone
Speaker 1: can still not find us extremely annoying the You and
Speaker 1: I have incredible hair extension stories from when when you
Speaker 1: do if anyone's had the individual extensions where you go,
Speaker 1: I'm demonstrating for the YouTube watchers, where you pull it
Speaker 1: out and all of a sudden, oh shit, it's in there,
Speaker 1: and then you got to do the tuck and roll
Speaker 1: and put it in your pocket and then in your jeans.
Speaker 1: After you've watched your jeans all madded up and you're like,
Speaker 1: did I die in my pocket? Me out? That's exactly
Speaker 1: what I was gonna say. You put them somewhere where
Speaker 1: you're like, oh ship, just hide that and then never
Speaker 1: to be seen again until you wear those pants or
Speaker 1: you you know whatever, washed them again. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I have so many ran I have done it before
Speaker 1: where I've like thrown it out the window. Is that
Speaker 1: littering to the window, to the walls. I don't think so, no,
Speaker 1: because well, yeah, I think it is shit. I do
Speaker 1: not condone littering, but I felt like, is it you know? Like, also,
Speaker 1: I've thought about this. If I committed a crime and
Speaker 1: I left a hair at the scene, I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: charged with the crime because it's not my hair. So
Speaker 1: who committed the crime. I don't know true crimes Europeans
Speaker 1: somebody over in Europe. Um. Oh god, I can't believe
Speaker 1: my fun takeaway of the day, and again chime in
Speaker 1: on the Calm Down podcast. I g is Aaron singing
Speaker 1: rap lyrics to help her get down the mountain. It
Speaker 1: was awful. Wait one more story before I let you go.
Speaker 1: Not only was I singing here, I am I'm I'm
Speaker 1: very like anxious when I'm on the slope. I don't
Speaker 1: want to get hurt. I know I'm not good. My
Speaker 1: husband's always telling me I look too stiff. I feel
Speaker 1: like I look like Frankenstein out there. My shoulders are up.
Speaker 1: I won't ski with him because he's too good. He's
Speaker 1: a daredevil. He has his little passa that he goes with. Great. Yes,
Speaker 1: this guy, I mean knows everyone, everyone, everyone's best friend.
Speaker 1: So anyways we get it's just me and Derek, my
Speaker 1: cutie little instructor, were in the little bubble and these
Speaker 1: two people, because there's a lot of people here right now,
Speaker 1: we're like, hey, can we ride along? Sure, come on in.
Speaker 1: So then you know they're they're talking as we're going
Speaker 1: up the lift, and they were like oh yeah. They
Speaker 1: started talking about injuries and one person was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: did you hear about the guy that broke his femur
Speaker 1: yesterday because he ran into a tree. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, and They're like pretty hard to break your
Speaker 1: your femur. And I was like, as I'm getting ready
Speaker 1: to go in, and then the guy goes, well look
Speaker 1: at my face. Yesterday I collided with the tree and
Speaker 1: it hit me back, and I was just like Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: oh God. I was like, I'm gonna go after this.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, get me into the lodge
Speaker 1: with a hot toddy Ben love you, love you, stay
Speaker 1: off the slopes unless it's the Buddy Hill. I need
Speaker 1: you to remain intact. I need the heartburn to subside.
Speaker 1: If that's in fact what it is, right, let us know,
Speaker 1: have a bottle of red doctor Kimmy in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna call you from the airport. That's where
Speaker 1: where you go in the ward air JFK. Only I'm
Speaker 1: a to flyer girlfriend. There's a I've never eaten at
Speaker 1: shake shack. More on that next step, which is why
Speaker 1: you don't have heartburn by you calm down with Aaron
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