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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in at four one oh six

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Speaker 1: one that you had a dirty little secret to tell

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. So it's the Jewels Show asking you

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Speaker 1: what your dirty little secret is? Hi? Hello? Hello? Oh

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Speaker 1: oh hi wow? Cool? So what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell us now? Or you gotta know somewhere else?

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Speaker 1: Should we call you back? Oh? No, I can tell you.

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Speaker 1: I have a niece and she her mom my sister.

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Speaker 1: She kind of like doesn't like to spoil her too much.

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Speaker 1: She's trying to be like that parent. So I am

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Speaker 1: trying to be the good aunt and buying her like

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Speaker 1: new toys, you know, every time she comes over my place.

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Speaker 1: And I don't have like tons of money to spend

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Speaker 1: on these things. And you know, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: give into every little wind, but I wanted to have something.

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Speaker 1: But so what I do is when she you know,

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Speaker 1: most kids get bored with the toy. So after she's

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Speaker 1: gotten bored with it, I return it to the store

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Speaker 1: and just get another one. And I've just been keeping

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Speaker 1: this going. Old boxes receipts, they make sure she's not

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Speaker 1: breaking them. How old is she going to keep the scoring.

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Speaker 1: She's five, Okay, I mean, listen, you're doing what you

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Speaker 1: gotta hear? Why not? Yeah, she's like never even asked

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Speaker 1: about the last toy, like where did it go? So

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Speaker 1: that just goes to show kids don't meet all these things,

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Speaker 1: but I wanted to have right like to It's part

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Speaker 1: too when she comes over, Well, I think that's a

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Speaker 1: genius way to save money. Yeah, it tells you a lot.

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Speaker 1: Where are you getting these toys at? Mostly at? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so can they tell that you're returning these a bunch

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Speaker 1: if you have like an account, don't they recognize you

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Speaker 1: at some point? I just go to different locations? Is

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Speaker 1: all this really worth saving? Like a big effort? It's

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Speaker 1: also for the fact of like they're just gonna keep

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Speaker 1: piling up around the house. Yeah, some money. I feel

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Speaker 1: like that's true because I feel like, would do kids

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Speaker 1: do they hold on to toys for a long time

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Speaker 1: or they just to play with that exactly and then

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Speaker 1: they're over it. Yeah, they get over it really fast.

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Speaker 1: Like there might be one thing that they'll cling to,

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Speaker 1: like a blanket or something, but for them, one more toys.

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Speaker 1: Every time they see the newest one, they want that one.

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Speaker 1: I guess Victoria hangs on on toys because she said, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: it's like your favorite toys when you were a little

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Speaker 1: you don't hang on to them. I don't have anything

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Speaker 1: from my childhood. I was so, said my mom and

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Speaker 1: meat throw them out. Alex has a doll. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to cry. Yeah, I don't want a blanket. That's about it.

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Speaker 1: I like a blanket. Yeah, no toys. And this girl's

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Speaker 1: niece is it gonna have any toys either? Exactly? Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for calling. All right, let's get another one. Was

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Hey, I was wondering if I

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Speaker 1: was gonna get a call. Yeah. So I a couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks ago had a secret vasectomy. Are you married? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I decided I didn't really want to have another one

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Speaker 1: wants to have another one, So I just sort of

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Speaker 1: so you didn't notice. Wow, Well I faked the groin

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Speaker 1: injury so I could kind of hobble around. Yeah, wow

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Speaker 1: the creative Yeah exactly. And you're married too, So you're like,

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Speaker 1: don't you can't touch me down there for like a

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Speaker 1: week or so. She's like, good, I haven't wanted to

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Speaker 1: for a while. So you literally went and got of

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Speaker 1: a sectomy and your wife has no idea. If she does,

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Speaker 1: she's also keeping it a secret. Yeah I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't think she does. So have y'all not had any conversations?

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Speaker 1: Did you tell her you would rather have va sectomy

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Speaker 1: than have more children? No, I said getting up a

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Speaker 1: sect to me atout telling her that's rough. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: probably not. May might have a future ex wife. What

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Speaker 1: if like on her end, she just stops taking like

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Speaker 1: birth control or something, and she expects to get pregnant,

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Speaker 1: and then she's gonna be like, Okay, we got to

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Speaker 1: go to the doctor because something, something's not adding and

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Speaker 1: then she finds out that you haven't sucked me. That

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Speaker 1: would be a hilarious conversation that I don't know how

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Speaker 1: that happened, doctors, sir, Um, I think we figured out

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Speaker 1: what the problem is. Um, you out of ava sectomy?

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Speaker 1: Did you know that idea? Where did that happen? I've

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Speaker 1: been reading on the internet there's people are just coming

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Speaker 1: up to you in the bus and doing vasectomies. I

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Speaker 1: must have been another victim. Delph the sect to me, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I guess maybe I didn't really think it

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Speaker 1: all the way through. Oh my god, all the way through.

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Speaker 1: I mean, luckily for you, they can get reverse, so

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Speaker 1: you'll just have to fake another groining. Exactly. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: not having any more kids, all right, A good long

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Speaker 1: kid must be a pain. And that's all I'm saying.

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