WEBVTT - Ep191: A Cheater's Guide to Cheating 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:05.800 Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions. 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:13.159 Hey guys, again, guys, the Seagrel, Mandy be welcome to 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:18.200 another again? What again? Again, guys, because it's every motherfucker 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:20.520 week these wholes listening to us. So again, what did 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:22.920 do for the next week? You know what I mean? 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:25.160 Let me try, Let me try to do it, Try 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:28.600 to do what? Hey? Yeah, it's your grab, Mandy be Ak, 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:34.880 Debt Beach. I don't wipe the funk up any love, 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:38.600 but loke and don't say to L word. Bro, I 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:42.360 ain't say to l work yet you have you, I'll 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:44.640 say to you. You literally said it to the hundreds 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:49.000 of thousands of people. By saying it, I mean you'd 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:53.800 show it and display it with your auction my auctions. Yeah, 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:58.760 I'm not auctioning ship. So actually that is not the case. Well, 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.920 welcome to the show. We only listen to us before 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:04.720 to see your first time. Welcome on the YouTube, Welcome 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:07.000 on whatever app you're listening to us. We changed our 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:11.520 outfits just for you, guys. You know, but we're really 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:13.880 glad that you have come back to join us for 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:16.840 another week in quarantine. You know what I mean. It's 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:19.679 funny because someone wrote me recently because I think that 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.600 they were listening to one of the old episodes and 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:26.119 we were, I guess, talking about what horrible decisions would 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:28.360 look like when we were in our thirties or when 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:33.360 we both had boyfriends. And here we are, I mean, 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:36.520 I do I'll begin holding that. We be telling my 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:44.880 nigga like you like how I'm your slut? Right, I'm 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:49.400 your What a great song? What? Let me out? I 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:51.680 gotta be. I'm sure the way the rap girls are 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.040 now let me out, fla me out, pipe me up. 0:01:55.400 --> 0:02:00.320 You couldn't come up with one. See are we go? 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.920 I'm going to fight it up? All right? I do 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:06.320 love that used to be my Remember going to the club, 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.480 Remember what that was like. I ain't gonna lie, I 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:12.240 ain't even gonna hold you even with like you know, 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:15.000 we did the Mexico what aver and I felt like 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:17.959 the club was dinner. I feel like going out is 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.920 now eating and hoping we can get drunk. It's just 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:24.400 it's so bad. I did say I was too old. 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:26.000 I was like, man, I don't even be in the 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.720 club like that. I go to like event only my 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:32.040 only type of events them, not even happening normal. Well, 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:34.800 oh you got something to say. You have to make 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.560 some Caucasian friends, because oh yeah they are. But let 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:39.320 me tell you this, but I got invited to a 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:44.000 COVID negative party and out of here. I'm serious, and 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.720 you have to they send you places around to get 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.679 that weak results. So just to let you guys know, 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.359 we shared it on our Patreon a few weeks ago. 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:55.040 But if you look up free COVID test NYC, you 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:56.760 roll up. All you need is your I D. It's 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:58.919 completely free. They just ask you if you have symptoms. 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.160 You do it you're self. You don't go past the 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:04.400 nose bridge. It's right in the nostrils and basically sorry, 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:06.400 you just circle it around like ten times, and you 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.040 don't go up to the brain. You don't go past 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:11.280 here like ever the brain. No, and you don't do 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:13.880 it like they don't do it for you. So then 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:15.440 you take it with the Q tip. You put it 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.160 in a little thing and I got my results in 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:21.160 less than two days. So the COVID negative party, you 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:22.920 have to have negative results within five days and you 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:27.239 have to show it at the door. Granted people photo 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:31.200 but whatever, bitch, like at least they're trying. Did I 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:34.760 show you the power plant party? The what? Oh man? 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:38.680 This party was fucking crazy. I know we said, yea, 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:42.680 this was a black ass show. I didn't go, do 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.760 you see this? But how many people that is? That's 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:48.080 not this isn't a power plant in Brooklyn. So after 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:50.120 that happened, there was an email last cent out that 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:52.680 was like, Hey, we're having a COVID negative party and 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:56.160 you guys have to show us Atlanta. Shout out to 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:58.720 Dottle Dorothy. He'd be out here doing the whole. Um 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:00.800 he's the one who booked us at to our our 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:06.880 Atlanta show. But um, he's doing parking lot concerts anything, bitch. 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:12.040 I'm so I would do heything, bitch, put me on 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.760 top of the car. I used to do classic car 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.080 show weekends. You know, bitches love a classic. I'm from 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:20.440 the South. I do like we can do you know 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:25.000 those like we've really took so much for granted, there's 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.320 so much that we can't do now, and I'm looking 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:29.080 back and like just seeing all the things that we 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:32.039 uhould do. That how to do with masses of people 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:35.120 getting together, Like I feel so bad for even people 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:38.679 in school, dude. The culture of New York has totally changed. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:44.520 Percent of uh bars and Vienna's are not open. Okay, 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:46.560 not to mention my favorite bar. Y'all know I love 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:48.640 Max Fish. That ship is over, like that ship is 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:51.240 thirty years and it's Woman on, Shane Black Woman On. 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.440 But like, I just cannot believe all these places I 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:56.719 love are gone, and like, oh wait, Max Fisch is 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:59.520 not opening back up. No. I mean they're gonna probably 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:03.480 try to in another address, but not a one orchard. 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.599 I believe that was the address from Max Fish. So 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:09.400 it's very sad. I mean, well, may single handed leave 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.120 me the reason I moved to the luriet side. I 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:14.000 mean a lot of a lot of things are not 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:17.159 making out of making it out of the pandemic. I 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.280 mean a lot of our favorite restaurants are places. We've 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.160 got to support things as much as we can. I'm 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.599 going to shout something out. I haven't been wanting to 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:25.480 shout this place out because I feel like I'm gonna 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.280 make it hot, but it deserves to be hot. This 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.719 is a black owned bar in Brooklyn called Button's World 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:36.160 Famous Patreon only not on this show, but I want 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:37.760 you guys to know that they do a really good 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:40.600 job social distancing. They have a courtyard. The DJ bleeds 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.720 out there like like you can hear this sounds very 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.200 well and I mean it's fun and ship. I mean 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:46.800 you may not get in because they're really doing their 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:49.520 best to social distance, but it's super fun. Tell Malik 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:53.480 I sent you and Malik and cream. But anyway, I 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:57.120 miss raging so much, dude, Like, honestly, I haven't done 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:58.760 Molly in a minute. And by a minute, I mean 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.760 like no, I did go in Mexico, but like I 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.200 want you gets so fucked up, dog like I'm not 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:07.320 even playing when the European borders open, I'm getting fucked up. 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.520 I'm going to fucking Belgrade and partying hard, like if 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:15.080 I die, I die. I want to, but I'm out. 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.400 I've been drinking about living thirty every morning. I'm telling 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.440 you right now, whatever something. And I used to be 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:22.520 that bitch, like I'd go to the party and people 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:23.800 be like, oh my god, do you want to try 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:25.080 this pill? And I'd be like, I don't know you, 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:29.360 but okay, now, oh my god. I would die for that. 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:31.240 I would die for those moments. I look back and 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:35.039 think how dumb I was. Take me back. I want 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.719 to go to a party where people are sweating and 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.520 I'm irritated. I want to go to a party where 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:43.160 I'm ready to leave but I'm really not ready to leave. 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:45.520 I want to go to a party that I get 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.760 so fucked up at that I never want to go back. 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:51.040 I want to go to a party that is so suspect, 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:52.960 with the cups and how like they look dingy and 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:56.160 dirty and the bartenders are just taking I miss it 0:06:56.440 --> 0:07:00.840 so much. Oh my god, he just I don't know. 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:03.599 I don't It's weird because I just got into the 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:07.520 festivals right before and I was talking about possibles. Well no, 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:09.920 I mean see, and I'm not big on party. My 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.960 thing is and I'll tell you I enjoy being able 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.520 to just bar hop with my friends. That's my favorite. 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:20.280 Sante Latasha. Last summer, we was motherfucking bar hopping, and 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:23.280 I'm one of those people that like, we go from 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:24.760 one and then I'm like, I'm not ready to go 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:26.280 home yet, and it's five o'clock in the morning, and 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.120 then we go and have fucking impanadas at the end 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:30.920 of the night or pizza and bullshit, and I'm taking 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:32.880 a uber home and I know I gotta stay awake 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.000 because of sex trafficking and I don't know what. Uber 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:37.360 gotta take me home too. But that's what I missed 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:45.200 the perfectly that I'm so depressed, like I had the 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:47.640 best set up in the way. I really cannot believe 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:51.120 how my life, how great my life was. Okay, I lived, 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:52.720 I don't live there anymore, so it doesn't matter. I 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:54.840 lived on Alan and de Lanty, y'all, which means all 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:57.080 of the bars I went to were right there. I 0:07:57.080 --> 0:08:00.480 would start at the skinny Eggy's Local ninety two. Then 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.200 I would go to Hair of the Dog kind of white, 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:03.320 but I would just pop in there, you know what 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.040 I'm saying, because I know I'm ending my night at 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:07.280 Last Lap because it's black. Then I'd go to Maxi Fish, 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.239 Basement Boys and all that grungy music. If I go upstairs, 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.320 they're playing like System of a down but downstairs they're 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:15.360 playing like Nigga shit. I loved it. It It was like 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:17.800 the perfect place for me. And then if you really 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:19.880 wanted to get fucked up, I would go to Grand 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:22.360 Street Home Sweet Home. You go down it's this basement, 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.920 there's like a gallery on top and be like rave music, 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:26.520 you know, what I'm saying, but cool black black people 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:28.440 would go like the cool what did they they say that? 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:31.600 And mean girls, what the cool black what did she say? No? 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:36.400 They bet I'm not saying that, Black God, but the 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.000 black people world going to this place and be like 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:42.000 real like Stitch Brooklyn hotties and act like they wasn't 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:43.600 about it, but they were sucking bout it, and they 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:47.400 was in that motherfucker. And when I wanted to really, 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.000 really really get licked, I'd be like, LI, excuse me, 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:51.920 you know, I let me like, let me just go 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:54.439 over the bridge, let me just go to Brooklyn, fuck it. 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:56.600 And then I would go to Output and fucking dance 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.839 my motherfucking ass off for kinfolk because I wanted to 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:02.360 be around niggas. I cannot believe I moved to this 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:08.439 city and that neighborhood for what's gone. It's it's it's different. 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:11.560 It's so sad, it's different. I just I want all 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:13.000 of it to come back. I missed the cubby hole 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.920 in the West Village. I miss it. I miss all 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:16.199 of the gay things that I used to do that's 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:17.679 still gay in the West Village, you know what I mean. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:21.480 But like now that it's called I mean, everything's uh, well, 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.880 it's opening back up, like inside dining is now a 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.280 thing again, so we'll see what what I know. It's 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.760 like a though I missed going out and like making 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:32.679 niggas think that I was going to talk to them, 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:34.320 and like every time they asked me if I had 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:36.440 a man, I would start talking about something else, like 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:39.520 I love so mad. Niggas are calling me beautiful with 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.880 a mask on this. Let me tell you something. I 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:45.360 look like how you know, but I am getting the 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:48.040 compliments in my area. I think, I think, I think niggas. 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:50.680 I was looking at body and this is why lashes 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.840 and brows are so this is why, like you know, 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:56.079 how like when you look at women and he jobs, 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:59.640 they always have bomb mass makeup. This is why baby 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.199 going through the ship, I ain't gonna hold you. It's 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:06.360 weird though, because I'm noticing how attractive men's eyes are. Now. 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.240 I was walking to the studio and which I call 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:11.280 us about two niggas like, well he dipped after me 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.439 beautiful though from like and then you find out you 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:21.560 put that math back, yo, I really and truly just 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:25.040 missed nightlife. And honestly, when when this first started, you know, 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:28.079 and this was in March. We went into quarantine on 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.320 my birthday in March seventeen. It was so depressed we 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:33.439 had to cancel the fucking Atlanta show. Oh I wasn't 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:37.679 not yo speaking, Oh y'all, Just so y'all know. Weally 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.199 was still trying to give everybody Kobe because she was like, 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:43.400 we could have this show in Atlanta although the whole 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:49.200 globe was shutting down. She was at Atlanta actually is 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:51.760 open now, so the irony, but you know, it was 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:53.640 just such a milestone show for us. Not to mention, 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:55.600 shout out to Siggy in the top tier group Tier 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.200 group chat. They all planned an AIRV and be together. 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:00.520 I was going to let me, y'all what I was 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.240 gonna do. Patrons. I was coordinating with Siggy to have 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.360 them come when we were like doing a sound check. Remember, 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:07.600 we were gonna get them cakes and ship for being 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:10.400 topped here, and like it was gonna be a nice 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:13.559 little thing. Thank um, since we don't have much of 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.160 it catch up, should we tell them about the mic thing? 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:17.080 Because I thought that was pretty funny. No, we can 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:18.800 say that for Patreon, I don't. I didn't think it 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:20.760 was that funny. It was funny, but I don't think 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:22.720 it was because when I thought back on how I 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:25.600 said it to you, Oh oh, bitch, I was ready 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:29.319 to fight you. I didn't know that you thought that bitch? What? Bitch? What? 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:31.320 I don't think. I don't even think about I shouldn't 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:36.280 think you even know. After we left the studio, like, bitch, 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.640 my blood was boiling. I didn't understand why you kept 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:41.880 pressing me about it either. It was like my blood 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:43.920 was boiled. I guess we'd have said enough about it. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:46.800 Let's tell so you want to stand on Pagreon, fu, 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:50.199 well listen on Patreon to understand how weasy ain't ship 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:54.160 and her assumptions at it all wrong? Your assumptions. You 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.440 assumed I was buying Mike from the business. Why would 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.200 I assume you remember it was ubered? It's you for 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:02.120 you to use. Okay, we got to tell the story. Yeah, okay, 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:05.000 let me tell you. Let me tell. You're making me 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.439 sounds like a bad person. I really thought you were 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:10.120 an off. I was like, you don't understand. I don't 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.679 even remember, bess. And if you know I walked out 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:14.320 the studio, I don't even think I said by the 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.679 best I might not remember because he didn't feel the 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:19.880 guest was right here and was like, I'm gonna leave 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:22.000 now because he was sitting in the middle. But we 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:25.880 were okay, wait, let's talk about let me let me, 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:27.319 let me break it that, let me do that. No, 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:29.000 I'm gonna due, but I'm gonna do someunth to know. 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.680 Let me do it because you're making it sound up. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:36.160 Let me do it. Okay, So y'all during quarantine, okay, 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.400 this was this was in like April. This was right 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:42.040 before the beginning. You don't cut off. Let me tell 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.199 the stand while I'm in it. I know, and you're 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:47.640 right here, but you're gonna listen to this story. So 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.679 so dear in quarantine, we, of course y'all know, we 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:52.720 were recording remotely, so y'all didn't have us in this 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:57.040 beautiful studio, got some loud speaker, sent us some let 0:12:57.080 --> 0:13:05.520 me so. Oh, anyways, we're recording remotely, okay, literally maybe 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:09.520 an hour before we're recording with our guests, we these like, 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:13.040 oh my god, my mike isn't broken, my mic has broken, 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:16.760 the USB isn't working, and I'm like, bro, we have 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:18.600 the guest, y'all know, I'd just be easily annoyed. Because 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:20.600 we got two people as the guests that day. I 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.520 was just like, we're setting up audio with them because 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.800 it's all remotely. It's a whole cluster funk that day. 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:29.440 So mind you, everything is closed in New York. It's 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:33.000 fucking New York. This was very very You're not going 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:37.080 to you're not going to target, want to target and 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:40.160 mind you Amazon, fuck you with Prime. You wasn't getting 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.840 it in two days. So I'm like, well, weezy, I 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:46.800 have an extra mic all uber to you because we 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:48.800 lives in Brooklyn. I know we don't drive, we live 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:52.280 in New York. So I was like, we mike so 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:55.120 that you can use it. I have extra mics. It's fine. 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:57.960 This was my third mic because yes, Ellison sent a mike. 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:01.160 I already had a mike for ads that we were recording, 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:03.160 so this is my third mike. I said, boom, I'll 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:07.160 send you the mic. There was some confusion there no no, no, 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.320 here it up because this is where you made up 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.120 a whole thing up. I felt like it was made up. 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.760 I don't remember us discussing me anyway. Let me explain 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:20.240 what happened. So loudspeaker sent the mike to us. Right now, 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:22.120 the mic that Mandy sent me was the same Mike, 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:24.840 but it was an older version. So when she uber 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:26.640 the mike, we used our business account to pay for 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.320 the uber. Right it was like sixty bucks or whatever, 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.040 and we had to hurry up. So I said, hey, 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:33.640 I leave to Mexico in two days. What am I 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:36.640 gonna do? She was like, take the mic. I said, okay, 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:38.680 Chris is actually going to have to send me a 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:40.760 new Mike. Why don't I send it to you instead? 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:44.320 And then and I and I said I'll figure it out. 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:46.720 I said, right, so get the You said I'll figured out. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.360 I was like, just get the new one because I'm 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:51.680 gonna be gone for a while. You said okay. Now 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.560 in this moment saying okay, it was probably me also 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:57.000 just probably just dismissing you, like there's there's don't need 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:59.920 to go, that's that's fine. It was probably going, okay, 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.800 go to Mexico. Mind you. At this point in time, 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:05.680 I thought Mandy used the business account to buy herself 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:09.000 a new mic, because I had you were borrowing my mike. 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:10.800 There was no need for me, in my eyes, to 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:12.760 buy a new mic, but I was gonna be gone 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:15.640 so long, so I that's why I just get I 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:17.520 had three mikes when nobody coming to my house, body 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:19.600 was gonna use my mic. Whatever Mandy I said, buy 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:21.520 the new mic because now yours is in my possession, 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:23.880 would be so long. So just keep in mind the 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:25.880 entire time I'm in Mexico, I thought Mandy bought a 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.480 new mic from the business and I didn't. So while 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.480 I'm in Mexico, the same issue from the same microphone, 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.600 the port. This is an audio technique. By the way, 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.880 there's a poor issue that happens where it stopped recognizing 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.120 it and feel you're just like just wheezy though, because 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.080 I ain't never had no issue with my audio tape. 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:47.440 So anyway, bitch, but break, I'm in Saloom. I don't 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:49.000 know what to do. We had to show that night. 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:51.160 We have to drive for a few hours to go 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:53.400 get a microphone. I tell Mandy the mic is broke. 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:58.200 Right now, if in fact I thought she didn't tell 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:02.800 me the MICA's broke. She shared on Decisions that oh 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:04.000 my god, I just had to go get a mic. 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:06.440 There was a whole episode, like a whole catchup on 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:09.120 you trying to find a microphone in Mexico. Fine, So 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.560 if that, in fact I thought I had your mike 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.560 and that you didn't have a new mic, I'd be like, damn, 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:17.640 I gotta get out a mic. So whatever, I come home. 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.560 This is in June. I come home. We're talking September. 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:23.760 Mandy sends me a text to day before the studio. 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:25.240 She's like, hey, can you bring the mic to studio? 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:27.680 I'm like, okay. Now, for those of you don't have 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:29.560 microphones work. You have a USB port where you can 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:31.360 plug it into the computer, and then you have an 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:33.680 XLR cable, which is a more reliable cable and it 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:36.440 plugs into like a zoom. So I said, look in 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:39.720 business life, because now you, I said, Mandy must be 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:42.400 wanting to use that broken mic, and in some kind 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:45.160 of like wheezy, can you bring my mike? Me? Mind 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:47.920 you in my mind this is because Mitch, I know 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:50.360 you don't broke my mic and you ain't offer, but 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:53.400 I find you. At this point I thought I owned 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:55.960 the broken mic and Mandy bought a new one with 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:58.840 business fund which never did. So come to the studio, 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:01.960 I handed to her and said, yo, you know this 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:05.840 is broken right, and she looks at me and goes, well, 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:07.760 you're gonna be buying another one? I said, are you 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:09.880 gonna be giving me the money to replace it? Will? 0:17:10.640 --> 0:17:13.680 I literally said, I can send you the resiza. You 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:15.239 know how much it costs me. But are you at 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.760 least gonna replace it real quick? No? Because this is 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:20.880 the best part. So she looks at me and she's like, 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:25.879 replace it. She was like, it's audio. Technically, go through 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:29.280 the warranty. This is a response after in my mind, 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:33.240 I just let you borrow my my property and you 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:35.680 give it back to me broke, and instead of even 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:38.280 offering to replace it, you say, give you the money 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:40.640 to replace it. Get the warrants, get the warranty. Should 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:42.480 have a warranty, I said, but I got it from Amazon. 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:46.120 She was like, it's like five years I still did. 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:47.840 I look at her and I was like, so, are 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.560 you gonna go through the warranty process? And she was like, 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:56.840 why would I do that? And our camera? Do you 0:17:56.880 --> 0:17:59.760 remember this happening? I honestly, you know what. I wondered 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:03.000 why she was so annoyed by my hold on weight? 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:05.720 Because I have to read the email because this is 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:10.119 how mind you. I went like, bro, we just signed 0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:12.919 this hard deal, and she was I've never been so 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:17.480 fucking disrespected. I'm pissed because in my mind, it's universal 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:21.800 if you give something to someone to borrow, if you 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:24.040 don't get it in the same if you don't get 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:26.680 it in the same said that that person you saw 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:29.359 remind you, guys. The only reason I'm talking to her 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:32.040 like this is because now at this point, I feel 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:34.480 like the old broken mic is mine because I thought 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:37.040 she brought a new one. So I'm like, I'm like, damn, 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:38.600 so now I got to replace the one that she 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:40.560 gave me and she bought a new one. Why the 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:42.800 funk I do it? Don do to warranty? And hey, 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:45.640 mom said, and you took it, so can I get 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:48.239 hold real quick so she could. I'm gonna read it 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:50.560 because the email. I don't know if y'all think this 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:53.359 is petty, but this is how petty I operate, because, 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:57.680 as you know, Weezy and I don't have really any friendship. 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:01.160 We have a relationship that is business that is growing 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:04.080 and we're trying to work together and learn each other more. 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:07.080 Communication is really big with us right now. But at 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:09.040 this point, which I wanted to fight you because at 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:10.960 this point you gave me back by ship broken and 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:13.240 then was like, bitch, getta warranty, Like I felt like 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:15.240 and I feel like she said it to me that 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:17.560 way because we wasn't friends, because I felt like you 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:19.840 were being ridiculous, like damn, you got a new, brand 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:21.840